*Holds up spork*OW MY ZOINKERS
Full stop. That just happened.
i honestly think the cube is the least bad idea they had
>>740160750When you're already at rock bottom...
>>740160534We need to genocide millenials
does this mean there will be no nude mods with jiggle physics
>>740160534>you're a bitch. Bossing
Aaaahhh….ermmmmm….akkkkkkchh… kind I-I don’t know if I can do this….
>>740160846This is Gen XFun fact, everything you call "Millenial writing" is actually just Gen X writing passing the buck because it rolls of the tongue easier than "Gen X writing"
>>740160534>He's behind me, isn't he?
>>740160534original scooby-doo had better writing.
I wonder if actually worthwhile females get offended by this pussy tier characterization. Where it’s always this molly coddled attitude of >just…breathe >I got this… Or>take a second…then move I know for a fact my sister would be one of the first people to be tearing someone a new asshole if they acted like such an incompetent rube. But that’s the only frame of reference I have
>>740160971Alanah is 32. She was born in 1993. She's a millenial. She's not that far off of being a zoomer.
>>740160534DID YOU JUST ?!
>>740160534>Ok, let's unpack this. You're a cube. Talking. A talking cube. A cube that talks. A speaking gelatinous cube of........uh, what exactly? I just can't even right now. This is triggering my trauma and invading my safe space. I'm literally shaking.I love modern writing in hecking gamarinos!
should've had a giant shit cloud
She became annoying to me not even a minute into her reveal. I couldn't stand how she was commenting on everything she saw. She wasn't even talking to anyone. Just commenting on shit.
>scandinavians know what a cube isThe concept of geometry should be foreign to her.
I hate how she keeps pointing out the absurdity of a talking sword and cube. This is the kind of shit you see in MCU writing where they have to constantly mock the source material to make it palatable to normalfaggots who think it's weird and cringe.
Did they say anything about the presence of Glup Shitto in the game?
Millenials humour and writing
>>740160534Do 50 year old women talk like this?
>>740160534Oh, great. A talking cube. Just what I needed.
>>740160534This made me feel bad for the GoW fans. Playing Kratos's wife or whatever seems fine (even if there was very little gameplay in those 20 minutes), but this is just awful. Have they learned nothing? Also, how do those things even fit into the setting? Are they gods or mythical creatures?
>>740160534Can someone explain to me why this game is being spammed of all things? Why spam the worst game instead of what's actually interesting? And furthermore, why whenever a game is released, like Mina, the mod has a panic attack and starts deleting threads, but 20+ constant threads on this is allowed for over 25 hours? Obviously this game is not good. I don't want to talk about things that aren't good.
>>740160971This is literally millennial alanah Pearce is in her 30s and so is Anthony Burch who wrote the previous gow game with the talking squirrel
>>740162216silence sissy
>>740162297No, answer the question. Why is this being spammed? There has never been a good God of War game. It's always been normalfag trash. Why would anyone here care if this is shit or not? This board is too full of normalfags.
>>740161674I'm more willing to excuse this bit since they're still deities and mythological beings, so above the average mortal knowledge.
THAT'S FUCKIN NUTS, KRATOS! >Indeed. *raises eyebrow*
>>740162216Because the staff of this likes it when everything is centered around outrage bait. Your furfag game might be vidya centric, but the staff also purges anything furry on site unless its centered around males so theres that too. Really, if you were smart you would have left this board after the hack.
>>740160534Oh god, it's another of these ones.Another millennial sloppa for chungus retardsBoss, i'm tired, i don't like gaming anymore...
>>740162379get back on your knees sissy
>>740160534what would you say
>>740160534>I'm glad your my friend, Phranke>Glad to be your companion cube, F
I just cucked Kratos with my freaking mind!
cubes probably gonna be some corrupted new jerusalem because of course it is, a wise cracking joke really.
>>740160534>Oh ye gods! Well dont just stand there lady, get this fucking thing out of me!
>>740162436E33 and TW3 aren't in the same category as Dustborn or Borderlands and they know it
>>740162429>the staff also purges anything furryA quarter of the board is furry threads
>>740162468I wouldn't say anything. I would listen.
>>740162401Laufey in this series is not a god. Shes a jotunn and an average sized one at that considering that Mimir and Baldur even say jotunns can range from the size of average humans. I'm just saying having her know what a cube is, even by the standards of the setting is ridiculous. That would be like Kratos knowing what the Pythagorean Theorem is.
>>740162216Why is it ALWAYS a tranime poster who waddles into threads with this feigned “I’m a retard, pls spoonfeed me your outrage” idiocy?
>>740162436Still mad about E33?
>>740162379>Why is the new thing being discussed after it's announcement???Why do you think?
>>740162580Why can't you answer a simple question? Why do you even care about this crap? I suspect because this is the type of garbage you actually play. All movie games and rpgs on /v/! Maybe you're the real problem.
>>740162656Bizarre projection.
>>740162216>>740162429Both of you are either baiting or mentally retarded (or both)Furfag shit is constantly spammed on this board, there's been over 20 Mina threads and Casualty Unknown threads every single day
>>740161359>She's a millenialAt least learn how to spell the thing you're accusing someone of being you thick cunt.
>Zeus boss fight>jello cube launches itself into Zeus's crotch>Zeus goes cross-eyed and cups his crotch>WOWEE ZOWEE!!!!>summoned grunts wince in unison>*slide whistle*>Laufey says "that's gotta hurt">Anubis covers his eyes with his paws and whimpers>*bowling pins getting knocked down*>Ratatoskr dressed as Groucho Marx looks into the camera and says "even that's too much nut cracking for me">*Wilhelm scream*>1890s bootblack says "that's gonna smart!">*Goofy scream*>Tchaikovsky looks into the camera and says "even that's too much nut cracking for me">*plate shattering*>Carnac the Magnificent holds an envelope to his head and says "You folks don't even wanna know!">RIGHT IN THE BALL LIGHTNING!!!>cut to Cory Barlog riding Pegasus in the sky and looking down on the planet where they're fighting>"I don't care what realm you're from, that's gotta hurt!"
>>740162594Why not these games?https://youtu.be/c2bgoQhlzqEhttps://youtu.be/LNq35HHUtNchttps://youtu.be/dzOnRaQVoeIhttps://youtu.be/c-kr0oaKekINope, gotta have constant threads on how the normalfag dudebro IP has le fallen and how this is somehow a bad thing. Gotta bury all discussion. Boring faggot.
>>740160534kek
>>740162929OH MY HECKING SCIENCE HE FORGOT TO TYPE THE SECOND 'N', THIS IS JUST AS BAD AS WHEN VOLDEMORT INVADED HOGWARTS!Kill yourself, faggot.
faggot-ass writing aside, is there a slime cube ANYWHERE in norse mythology? or any other ancient mythology? why the fuck is this even in the game in the first place? is this a dungeons and dragons campaign?
>>740162965I can see this happening
>>740163000>Dodges the questionRude.
>>740160534Millennial writing strikes again.
>>740163145The cube is a jewish thing
>>740163000Trips of retarded faggotry.
>>740160534>*black character gets introduced*>Protagonist: "You're a nigger. Talking."why can we do this with a cube but not with black people
>>740162550>That would be like Kratos knowing what the Pythagorean Theorem is.I mean, Pythagoras is Greek, and it's not like Kratos is uneducated.
>>740160534>it's another "'/vpol/ pretends to be upset at completely sensible dialogue to have an excuse to attack a game for cynical culture war reasons" episode
>>740160534Being overly preemptive and cynical is a millennial trait too, what happened to muh nu sincerity?
>>740162965>>summoned grunts wince in unisonShould be a Greek Chorus wincing
>>740162226>anthony burchso glad I'm not that guy
>>740163250How is it retarded? You're more interested in dumb dudebro ips and culture warring than video games.
>>740163512>you're a cube. talking.>sensible dialogue
>>740163512>is that... a protagonist learning something new and acknowledging that something's weird in their frame of reference? AIEEE I'M GOING INSANE SAVE ME GRUMMZMANyes it's the same anon
>>740163635yes, I agree
>>740162216you have to understand it takes a special kinda of retard to work for freei hope that answers your question
>>740163628You posted two butchered IPs, a nostalgiabaiting platformer and a diablo-like souls-like. The God of Womanhood is funny. This is just sad.
>>740161674Are you saying that scandinavians didnt have a word for a cube shaped object? And never saw a cube shaped object either?Are you fucking retarded?
>>740163670why does she know what a cube is
>>740160534>>740162335I didn't watch the snoy showcase, so I legit thought this was a Forspoken thread.
>>740163867why would she not know what a cube is
>>740163000NRW isn't new, its been out for like 2 years
>>740162436This image is trying too hard, GTFO.
>>740163867because women unironically ask stupid shit like "why didnt they use cellphones and laptops in ww2" and we gave them the right to vote
>>740161359People born in the 1990s are zoomersMillennials are from 1980-1984
>>740163825Yeah people irl usually call it a block of something not a cube.
Does whimsy and wonder make you melt like water to a witch's skin?
>>740163986No it's not, I have it and it's like 1% finished
>>740161539If you stopped at a cube that talks and cut out the lets unpack this you would have pure, unmitigated kronk kino
>>740164065imagine if mario wore a skirt and ran with a skateboard haha
>>740162965>Tchaikovsky looks into the camera and says "even that's too much nut cracking for me"Lost it
>>740164162The catsuit is pretty close.
>>740162216Because you don't control people's hearts and minds you condescending fence sitting faggot.
>fantasy based on real world mythology>talking xianxia sword and dnd cube are just there for some reason
>>740164227not whimsical enough
>>740164259>making gay movie games is wrong>but don't call me a faggot for obsessing over them, you fascist!!!
>>740164019Retard
>>740164065can i get whimsy and wonder without characters sounding like modern city dwelling retards all the time?
>>740162226>>740160971Pearce and Burch didn't pioneer that style though. They simply used it. Millennials have never had the cultural power to do anything like that. Never have.
>>740160971>IT'S NOT ME>IT'S NOT ME>IT'S NOT MEWhy are Soillennials like this?
>>740160534Well this is awkward. Did I just say that out loud?
We must be Better3
>>740160534Finally, Forspoken for white people.
>>740160534I’m still amazed at how every single beat of this trailer was so predictable and groan-worthy. How are these Sony studios still being allowed to make these woke movie games with Joss Whedon writing like it’s 2018? Hundreds of millions of dollars are being burned.
>>740164618>we must be better squares
>>740160846You won't do shit, faggot.
>>740162965at this point, I wish they'd go all in on that, would be more entertaining than every fucking studio doing the same amount of cringe and thinking it's legitimate good writing.
>>740160971insane cope, millennials are so fucking pathetic lmao
>>740160534>Ummmm did that cube just freaking TALK!?>Thiiiiiis is getting weird
>>740160534I'm starting to think that alt-right incels will never break free from their programming.
>>740162216>Why spam the worst game instead of what's actually interesting?People like to shit on things
>>740162965this would be cringekino, all they are getting is certified cringe
>>740160534All I can say is that they better get Zach for the Oneyplays episodes of this. He’s great at ripping apart the woke slop games that isn’t just bitching about the wokeness. Saint’s Row, Forspoken, and Dustborn are comedy gold.
>>740160534Lead female writer, and Alanah Pearce btw.Is there anything worse in humanity than females pretending they can be funny? When was the last time you laughed at a female "comedian"...? Yeah.
>>740162965Would unironically be better. Because at least it's honest
>>740160534>*record scratch* Yup, that's me. That cube, jello-thing. You might be wondering how I got myself in this whacky predicament.
>>740160534Wait a minute... THE CUBE IS VOICED BY HOLLYWOOD SUPERSTAR JACK QUAIDS?!?! THE MAIN STAR OF THE BOYS??? FRANKIE GET THE PAPERS READY NOW!!
>>740163953I didn't watch the trailer, I just listened to it. I will definitely agree that the dialogue sounds like Forspoken 2.
>>740160534The voluminous amount of basedface reaction videos is astounding
>>740164065God of War used to be about revenge and regret and titties and ripping intestines out, not “wonder and whimsy”, zoomzoom.
>>740160534Why are they doing this? How much did they pay a McKinsey consultant to be told that the kids love Cube™?
>>740164790This isn’t even Joss Whedon level, this is Taika Waititi shit.
>>740165727McKinsey isnt that retarded
>>740165684and now it's not, and never will be again. suffer :)
>>740160534
>>740162929>At least learn how to spell the thing you're accusing someone of being you thick cunt.This changes literally nothing. Her age is the same. The point is the same. She's clearly not Gen X. Not even remotely close.
>>740162436>it's a good game sir
>>740165758Who the hell is Taika Waititi? Do you mean Taika David Cohen?
Man, if one could go back in time to prevent any of the MCU movies from ever happening, you'd think that'd affect how things are written today?Obviously levity in fictional narratives has always been a thing, but it wasn't pushed as hard before them.
>>740162216Go back to your shump threads you retarded faggot. Nobody likes you. You ban evade. You cry about touhou. You're just insufferable. Why are you even HERE
>>740165816This aged poorly. It’s now bringing me so much joy to see all these woke companies having massive layoffs because of all their flops, not to mention all the urinalists being fired
>>740160534ERM, SO THAT JUST HAPPENED!
>>740164279They got an IP to use, verisimilitude to be damned.
>>740162929>he misspelled a word that means he's wrong!Retard. She's still a millennial
>There's this one time I ate boiled peanuts
*record scratch*>You're a...talking cube...
>>740166156the dumbass ahedratron
“You’re a cube, talking.”“Where are we anyways”“Afterlife of the gods”“Afterlife of the gods? Great”“So, what’s the plan boss?”“I’m not your boss, Frank.”
>>740160534Why is aegislash here
>>740165353Post the full image
>>740162216It's /v/. Current year /v/. Instead of playing games, retarded children spam thousands of threads about whatever game is the current "OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAA LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD" target and throw tantrums when people aren't amused by it. It's the reason we still have multiple marathon steam chart threads a day.
>>740164168WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL
>>740165816>woke is dying >people are finally sick and tired of forced pandering Everything you wanted is being taken away from you :)
>>740163512>You're an anon. An anon that sucks dick.
>>740166282The alt-right edit? I don't have it, only the original.
>>740162216there were 5 threads of Mina at all times retard, it was shilled nonstop for a week straight.
>>740165816Witch would say this right before rape correction through BBC (Big Bird Cock).
>>740163000I wish we had more to discuss about Gravity Circuit 2. We had a thread about it the other day, but there's very little to say when there's barely enough lore or characters to even fill the first game.
>>740166031yeah, remember when Metaphor flopped? oh, shit, wait, that sold millions and got a GOTYor what about that time Ragnarok flopped? ah hell, sorry, that sold 15 mil
>>740166321>source: dude trust me
>>740165353>nooo you can't laugh at my new favorite video game!!!
>>740162216Because mods are tendiejeets and always prune popular indie games while leaving their indian Zelda big asses threadsThis one is allowed because it's mocking the last snoy movie
>>740166290Or because people are sick and tired of older western game series becoming lame and gay and express it via mockery >but gow was never good!The original trilogy was a classic, even the first reboot wasn't completely bad, I won't you faggots gaslight away all the good threads about them
>>740160534>Loki!!>LOOOKIIIIIII!!!!!!>We gotta go ta EVERYWHEN!>get me CUBE!!!!
>>740166321>woke is dying >people are finally sick and tired of forced pandering 15 years later>woke is dying >people are finally sick and tired of forced panderingJust two more years, incisters. Just wait and see.
>>740160534You just know the ribbon and cube will be the most annoying part of the game talking 24/7 in the background with chungus tier dialogue and not even letting you to play for 10 seconds without random shitass quirky speech also functioning as a helper "hey, you missed x", "have you thought about using y?".
>>740160971Gen X started it with Buffy and Millennials thought it was the funniest shit ever so they just absorbed the shitty writing in every single piece of media they produce.
>>740162216>Mina, the mod has a panic attack and starts deleting threads,You dishonest faggot. There's been multiple Mina threads. They get deleted because it's all just bait posts and seething over yacht club donating to blm.
>>740166496>>nooo you can't laugh at my new favorite video game!!!Yes, Timmy, everything is very funny, isn't it?
>>740166792name 5 then, bet they're almost all genx
>>740160534>huuuh..a cube and talking!! and a talking sword...genuine dialogue from the gamealso they say focus like 10 timesWho are the subhumans that enjoy this garbage lmao
>>740166494>>740166728Your tears are delicious ;)
>>740164019What do you call the people born 1985-1989 then?
>>740166925Focus, F
>>740166982faggots
>>740164019>People born in the 1990s are zoomersBy what definition? Most put Millennials as born approximately 1980-1995.
>>740166982Gay
>>740166947Kill yourself, tranny.
>>740166947>no sourceI accept your concession
>>740160534Focus, F.
>>740167385>>740167389Seethe
Foid of war
>>740166947>Your tears are delicious ;)
>uhm, I’m nonbinary..
>the entire dialogue between the cube and Hag of War where they're trying to teach Hag how to teleport
>>740167881Why do chuds love woke Valve so much? Isn't that a bit hypocritical?
>>740166524>nooo I NEED to make the same thread with the same unfunny parody of whedon writing a thousand times about a game nobody cares about>noooo I can't just play and discuss games I actually do like
>>740166496Fucking C O P E timmy
>>740160846stop watching niggers on the internet and do something
>>740160534Is the e33 2?
>>740168170>I NEED to make the same thread with the same unfunny parody of whedon writing a thousand times about a game nobody cares aboutI didn't make the thread captain projector. >noooo I can't just play and discuss games I actually do likeBecause all discussions should be positive. /v/ never made fun of shit games. Nope never happened before
>>740161914>Millenials humour and writingYou say this, but there's been multiple threads with just the same jokes. Id say the problem extends multiple generations
>>740166524>Or because people are sick and tired People without mental illness move on in those cases, they don't stick around screeching for 15 years like some loser who got dumped and still brings up his ex once a day in conversation.You have nothing going on in your life, so you made outrage your personality.
>>740168483>more projection You people really do have just one tactic.
>>740162216This is what the people want. It's supply and demand.
>>740168357>strawmen and gibberish>/v/ always spammed political culture war and steam chart threads about bad games drowning out all actual vidya discussion bro trust me I've been here since the great meme war of 2016!!!!
Focus, F
how did sony go from the ps2 to last of us movie slop for every fucking gamefucking slop. how did they do it?
>>740160534>cube>cuffclose enough
>>740160534I cant even
>>740160534Is it supposed to be that Muslim cube?
>>740160534So why is he named Frank of all things?
>>740168563You're literally the only one bringing up the culture war. I never said anything about that. And you said I'm the one strawmanning.>steam chart threadsHave been a thing for years now, yes. Like in fighting games when talking about how fucking low player counts are when it's a discord game
>>740168567>this videogame shitthis person has never played a videogame in his life
>>740163145Bill Cosby was on the writing team.
NuGoW was mostly devoid of millenial writing and quips (it was just onions), so what the fuck happened here?
>>740168546Well I am an alt-right incel so that tracks
>>740160534>well... that just happened>*canned laughs*>roll credits
>>740160534Wait. Am I TALKING to a mother-fricking CUBE right now?
>>740168727because quirk chungus
>>740168653reddit moment
>>740160534This whore lives in a fantasy land and died only to be transported there and a talking cube is a shock? Great writing.
>>740161746>they have to constantly mock the source material underrepresented viewpointexplains a lot of why AAA games are so bad. the producers/artists want to bully-proof themselves by pro-actively shitting on their work. Can't critique someone who does a bad job on purpose
>open thread>same unfunny overused stale ass jokes and le heckin memesoh the ironing
>>740162216>Can someone explain to me why this game is being spammed of all things?Nu-God of War, popular with normalfags>Why spam the worst game instead of what's actually interesting?It's funny>why whenever a game is released, like Mina, the mod has a panic attack and starts deleting threads, but 20+ constant threads on this is allowed for over 25 hours?Jannies NEED that 0$ paycheck please understand
>>740160971you are correctomundo
>>740168783The answer is writers Barlog still worked on the original nu gow writing. You could tell it was a deep personal project for him.He stepped back when raganrok came out the writing took a nosedive
>>740160534So is this cube supposed to be a god? Is it some schizo concept thing like the time cube? Is it one of those faggot reinterpretations of what Saturn is?They didn't just add a literal cube did they?
>>740162216zoomers performing their daily goycattle humiliation ritual but they think they're based
>>740169000*step
Why is this bad?>It's millennial writing!What's millennial about it? It's just a fantasy creature. Are D&D Cubes now a Millennial creation?
>>740162216new entry in the concord series
>>740169078>What's millennial about it? I know you're a zoomer but pay attention to the dialog.
someone post some epic zoomer dialogue
>>740162216>>740164341>>740162379They have no argument against you and would rather spam cuck, outrage posts and pretend 007 is woke.Lets talk about bringing back action rpgs like star ocean with combat fields or single player games with combat arenas for pvp.
>>740169225There's been plenty of arguments but you conveniently ignore them
>>740166420>remember when Metaphor floppedSEGA just announced that it underperformed in their recent sales report. It lost its legs after the initial month. Also thishttps://gamerant.com/metaphor-refantazio-sales-lifetime-official-figures-dropoff-trend/
>>740169148>pay attention to the dialog.So where are the millennial jokes? >You're a talking cube>YesThat's not a smug marvel joke, it's just a question. You faggots are the only ones making stupid millennial jokes.
>>740166420>Metaphor flopped?Sega literally said it underperformed in sales bro.
>>740169298You need to post your 40th thread about 007 being woke somehow and chuds are mad about it. Quickly!
>>740166420Metaphor only did 2 million. Ragnarok broke records
>>740169357>That's not a smug marvel joke,>describes a sumg marvel jokeYou're not very smart are you? Also there's more than just the cube dialog.
>>740169373>segathose greedy kikes think everything is a flop
>>740169445>You're not very smart are you?Speaking of smug marvel jokes... So what other dialogue?
>>740169375Never played 007. Don't care about bond all that much beyond the few movies and games i played back in the day. Just hate dishonest faggots like (you)
>>740168621>complains about slop>posts a giant wall of clunkshit uncslop
>>740169542I'm not your father. Watch the trailer.
>>740168783Did you play Ragnarok? It's FULL of cringe writing. There's one part where Angrboda tells Atreus to unleash the beast.
>>740160971people really think millennials hold positions of power instead of being forced to do whatever their boss says
>>740169627So you don't even have an argument to make, you're not even particularly mad at the trailer. Like I said before, you faggots are just here to make smug millennial jokes.
too many people are talking about how faye looksnot enough people are talking about how all of the writing is genuinely terrible
>>740162216anon's want to delude themselves that normies will call this shit what it is, shit, but they won't because they ate up ragnarok like candy
>>740169650>Atreus to unleash the beast.He's a shapeshifter though
>>740169770My argument is the trailer is crap. And the dialog is worse than Ragnarok which is already an achievement in its own right. But sure keep pretending this is normal
>>7401694142 million is "millions", idiot>>740169303>"SEGA said it underperformed, look at this article!">look inside>article doesn't say thatmost intellectually honest /vpol/ poster right here
>>740169831i couldn't give a shit about herthe dialog was embarrassing and the 20 minutes of "uninterrupted gameplay" was 17 minutes of scripted walking and QTEs to show off heckin mocap animations which is clearly what this studio cares more about than making a game
Why does Faye sound modern?
The attempts to be whimsical will never cohere because the game's still doing the self-serious nuGOW cinema verité bullshit. If they instead played up being artificial, eye-popping and zany, the cube etc wouldn't feel out of place at all, and even the long non-playable cutscenes of characters fighting would feel less like stealing valuable gameplay time. But they're taking a format that exclusively worked for GOW4's story and stretching it into infinity like anyone still cares.And the writing chiefly suffers from being overly self-conscious. What I mean is the redundancy of "a cube? talking!?" comes from the same place as everyone in the last 5 minutes of the demo reminding the player over and over that Faye's sword has a terrible secret that's going to be revealed later. The script needs volumes of filler dialogue but has little to talk about except itself.
For me it's how Kratos can't even fucking double jump in nu gow anymore but nooo we have to make the woman doing it now.
>>740169831the dialogue of characters was already terrible in ragnarok, it's nothing newi finished the nugow 2018 game, i couldn't stomach ragnarok, they literally cannot shut up and on top of them not shutting up, the audio isn't balanced properlywhich is fucking insane to me because it's a multi-million dollar company doing this game and they can't even get the dialogue boost to actually boost dialogue enough to matter
>>740169874>My argument is the trailer is crapWhy tho? The dialog is bad? What dialog? Half the trailer is Faye talking to herself, trying to get her bearings, the other half is being thrown into jail and making a wuick escape. 20 minutes is still tutorial level shit for the average story game.
>>740160534The Cosmic Washing machine.
it's funny because games like Elden Ring have goofy shit in them too but it's just so much better executed, and with no cringey dialogue, that it works. For some reason western devs & writers just cannot make wacky stuff like the jelly attack cube work.
>>740170059*and also total death to studios who still do the protagonist talking to themselves shitit's peak talentless hack stuff
>>740161746This. I hate the dialogue way more than the cube itself. This is why I love Kratos because he usually says nothing. Kratos being serious and stoic next to a jelly cube would already be humorous. You don't need someone going "ERM, SO THAT JUST HAPPENED? DO YOU REALIZE HOW WEIRD THIS IS?" This kind of reaction makes less sense considering how magical the world is. You'd think they'd be desensitized to this kind of thing.
>>740160534Wait, it's just white roasty flopspoken?
>>740170230You're missing the parts where the dialog states the obvious parts over and over. It repetitive. And reeks of second screen Netflix writing where they think the viewers are goycattle always on phone and have to make extremely obvious dialogs
>>740164019>Millennials, also known as Generation Y, are the demographic cohort born between 1981 and 1996Holy shit you're fucking retarded
>>740168783This fucking image looks like some social distance retard from 2020
>>740170001The article was meant to discuss Metaphor's sharp drop, which does indicate underperforming. But if you want further evidence.https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/sega-says-strong-reviews-for-its-recent-games-isnt-yet-translating-to-better-sales/Also Metaphor isn't even "woke". Just forgettable.
>>740160971Gen X templated millenial writing but this is pure millenial
Achievement unlocked : "the bigger they are..."
WELL, THAT JUST HAPPENED!
>>740160971Millennials are known for this cringe writing so when you imitate the style it will be called Millennial writing regardless of your age. Being nitpicky about it is absolute cope.
>>740160534loool a h*cking cube so random xd
>>740160890PS5 exclusive, they can keep it...
>>740170795zoomnigger crashout lmfao cortisol spike
>>740162216>Why spam the worst game instead of what's actually interesting?What from the ABSOLUTE STATE was actually interesting?
>>740170886ENTER...
>>740165816I'll just keep enjoying the shit that I enjoy, and these people will continue to lose their job because free USAID fun money isn't flowing anymore. I'm playing Evil Within right now, and taking a break long enough to point and laugh at this garbage.
Rewrite the dialogue>Where is this? Didnt I die? Then....father wasnt mad after all>Well I need to know more Runs into the other gods>You are not Aesir this cant be Valhalla or HelheimThey try to toss her into the WOODEN cage>Release me monster I am a god of Asgard how dare you!Meeting the cube>What monster is this? A god needs no help from a box>But that blade is mine I shall soak it into the flesh of those 2 monsters that dare defy a god of Asgard
>>740160846stop being pathetic
we can harness AI to fix the game.https://files.catbox.moe/6be3de.mp4
>>740170272I can honestly picture the jelly cube with no changes in Death Stranding, helping Sam beat up enemies, and it would work better there. It's all about managing the tone.
>>740165353nobody is going to buy your game. there is no demographic for shit. putrid, slimy, methane filled shit.
>>740169078A long time ago my friend Steve Bannon told me that women are coming for my video games and now literally everything makes me angry
>>740171001Same. I just play games that are good.I take the time to mock this shit and go back to having fun, no anger here
>>740171071yeah it'd worth in death stranding because the game already involves a suspension of disbelief about what is or isn't possible
>>740162216Ill explain it for your autistic ass1. The trailer just came out2. It's full of cringe millennial writing which has been plaguing the industry for over a decade 3. Will probably be woke just like its previous game4. It's fun to make fun of itDiscussion does not = interest. Everyone is enjoying shitting on it together, that's why these threads get made.
>god woman can punch giant demons wearing metal armor away from her>can't punch through old decrepit wooden cage
>>740170667the whole story was designed around some commie philosophy book. it's basically the definition of woke.
>>740169650I think he meant the first one was mostly okay.
>>740170973sovl
>>740166290>"OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAA LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD"To be fair, this shit is fucking ass.
>>740171116Not my problem. It is yours, thoughbeit. Possibly for the rest of your days.
>>740170528>Netflix writing where they think the viewers are goycattle always on phone and have to make extremely obvious dialogsThat's a fair concern, but I don't think that's true here - nobody knew what the two gods were, they were given names with no description beyond that, the cube and ribbons are implied to be cosmic and left unexplained. The kid Faye saves was probably a god, who knows which. The sword is mentioned to be important, but even it goes unnamed so far. GoW2018 and Ragnarok had tons of mysteries and details that are left unsaid for you to notice on a 2nd playthrough. You guys want the game to bad, so already assuming the worst, same thing with Saros and Returnal. Maybe I'm being hopeful, but I didn't see anything like Forspoken or Dustborn or Borderlands or Avengers etc. It's like the squirrel in GoW Ragnarok, /v/ went feral over a side character that has like 15 minutes of screentime. I like the jokes about all these games, but I hate the pessimistic attitude, let shit fail in it's own terms if it's so bad.
>>740171313nah I'm good. the whole video game industry can collapse on the weight of it's gayness and I still have an entire library worth of retro games that are actually good.
>>740171293>AI slop>it's unfunnymany such cases
>>740171152speaks volumes that this game is set in a fantastical afterlife and shit STILL feels out of place
>>740171204Don't forget she did it barehanded, frye is supposed to be the second woman Kratos ever loved because she was an asskicker and he liked that and you're telling me she couldn't even rip a wooden cage with her barehands and had to be guided into using magic like a teenager learning a skill
>>740171376>seething for the past 15 years>nah I'm goodHmm are you sure
>>740164404because I didn't write it.
>>740160534I get that normalfaggots love god of onions, but theres no way this will sell, right? Even they have a point where they'll say what the fuck is this even
>>740165353>God of War gets permanently defaced by faggots>leftists claim that it's a good thing>"God of War was never yours to begin with, chud"
>>740171071yeah death stranding is full of kojimble nonsense it would work fine in that setting, moreso the second game
>>740166792>Gen X started it with Buffy and Millennials thoughtWhedon is himself a boomer, and only a few of the very earliest millennials were old enough to hit puberty in time to watch the first seasons of buffy. It is a core gen X show in the same vein as pulp fiction and fight club.
>>740171017Faye knows about the mask. It's implied she had a shard imbedded into her hand. She does not know about there being more than one mask, so there's an implication her prophesied journey for Kratos and Artreus is threatened by another god in the afterlife (Athena?). That's why masks keep being brought up, they have something to do with this afterlife realm.Faye isn't a god of Asgard, those are the aesir. She's a giant god. She knows this isn't one of the nine realms, that's why she mentioned the light of Alfheim (one of the afterlife realms for mortals). As for the cube and ribbons, Faye is just confused and distracted with escaping to be worried about who is what.
They ruined her face so much than even grega looks better than the character lmao
>>740171761Greta doesn't look like that anymore.
>>740170667>While it did not mention any specific titlesalso lol, don't pretend that the chud talking heads weren't whining about it being "woke"
>>740171681>Whedon is himself a boomerBarely but yeah. Fair.But Buffy was still a massive influence on millienals, sites shit like tvtropes literally would not exist if it wasn't for Buffy (the site was founded by buffyfags)There's still his other work like firefly or his stint with the mcu. The influence is undeniable
>>740171001>>740171146methinks the nogames doth protest too much
>>740162965Shitlana Pearce is gonna steal this next time she "writes" for the next 8 years
>>740171604I never played the dogshit console games in the first place. I just think it's hilarious that you losers seethe about it like women.
>>740171376I think we've hit a point of media saturation where the public is largely over their eternal addiction to "new and shiny", and are more-or-less content to go back to the old standards. Like "Velma" or the black Little Mermaid are already lost relics beyond discussion of how awful they were, but Scooby-Doo and The Little Mermaid '89 are going to be around forever. The public has been trained over the last 15 years to just assume that everything new is going to be amateurish shit at best, and anti-west commie globohomo gobbledygook propaganda on top of that, and just opt to watch "Robocop" or "Friends" again.We're like Reek from Game of Thrones now, constantly expecting torture.
>>740171204To be fair, she at least tried.
>>740170795except it's almost never Millennials writing this stuff. Zoomers just think people in their 50's are Millennials, because they're proudly ignorant of almost everything.Actual Millennial writing is like Undertale or Adventure Time. It tends to be overly sincere and fixated on "lore".Millennial writing wouldn't be "hehe, there's a talking cube, that's weird...". Millennial writing would be giving you the talking cube's entire backstory, and treating it as if it was the most serious thing in the world.
>>740171958Coping. I have a pc. And my old switch and a handful of other consoles and handheld. I'm good on another sony movie game
>>740171958You could have just said "nuh-uh" and saved the typing.
Erm is that a freaking talking cube with a hecking sword?
>>740171761>>740171857GDS
>>740172059>two actually interesting designs that evoke the original art and look like a beast goddess>one generic animesloppa that has no resemblance to the original
>>740172124>>740172114>still responding to a troll instead of going out to play the games you enjoy like you said you wouldI accept your concession
>>740172267Niggas really be saying shit just to say shit
>>740168971NO NO NO NO NO NO DELETE THIS. THIS GOES AGAINST WHAT EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET HAS BEEN REPEATING
>>740169078>>740169357>>740169542>>740169770>>740170230>>740171314
>>740172189>nazi pretends to be an artistlol
>>740163825Geometry was invented in Itally
>>740172318>Twitter screencapRetard or bait, call it
>>740172189its the curse of the LN -> anime pipeline. The koreans animating the LN have no idea about the actual myth the writer was taking from, so they just assume that the character is generic hottie 'goddess'.
>>740162216Engagement bait for social media like dopamine rush. That's all /v/ is now.
>>740160534A TALKING CAT!?
>>740172589>now
Why is there a magical talking cube of jelly?
The only thing worse than this are these dishonest faggots pretending that nobody has ever made fun of shitty game trailed before. Every time.
>>740172751*trailers
>>740160534Why is Laufey even in this "afterlife for gods" in the first place?She's not a god, she's a JotunnBy the same logic, every single Kratos ever killed should be there too
Looks like /v/ hasn't learned the lesson.
>>740164019>a generation is 4 years longMasterful troll. Earned these replies.
>>740172891>every single Kratos ever killed should be there toofug, meant "every single medusa Kratos ever killed"
>>740171885You mind showing those chud talking heads?
>>740164168LOL it's so crazy to see this album cover here because I have been listening to the CD in my car since yesterday. It's a great album.
>>740160534I fucking hate millennial writing
>>740165816indie games are providing more than what we used to have
>Fay, you need to accept it, all of it. You're dead.>How? How do I accept that?>Simple. Focus. You're here. Be here.>But what if I need to be somewhere else?>Then...focus on what you do need!Powerful...I had chills.
>Comedic relief character is a gelatinous cube that makes quirky reddit humor that 25-40 year olds think is hilarious. Oh boy...this is going to be excruciating, at least for those of us who aren't redditors.
>>740166910The most infamous millennial writing games, Forspoken and the Saints Row remake, were both written by *gasp* millennials!!
>>740160534 I'm starting to think they cancelled the Wonder Woman game because of Laufey, just think about it, the game itself would probably be a parody of GoW, with Diana fighting Greek Mythology gods.
>Alanah Pierce>Elize Morgan of Gotham Knights fameI want millennials to get the fuck out of my video games>>740160971>Mixtape>Ghost of Yotei>Saint's Row 2022>Concord>Veilguard>Ex Voto>Avowed>Netflix DMC>inb4 "b-but there are Gen Xers on these teams tooo!!!"We didn't see this shit until millennials started entering the workforce. I could keep going with examples from the vidya industry alone, but don't get it twisted, they'd look even worse if we step outside to look at the type of shit they've produced for other mediums.
>>740172993yorch, grummz, jon del arroz
>>740173019Millenial writing for sure. Trying to cope with thet mortality because they know they are about to die.
>>740173154Any screenshots?
>>740171174Shut up. I don't care what reason you have for ruining the board, you're still ruining the board. This is an obvious, concentrated effort to force your shit into serious gaming circles. We try to gatekeep you to prevent retards like you for taking up space, and what happens? Do you actually improve and better yourself? No, you just get your butt-buddy mods to infiltrate the board and destroy it from the inside out. You are cowardly and dishonest, and the fact it's not legal to kill you makes the system of governance immensely flawed.
>>740171967No I'm not, I mean, no she's not.
At least theyre putting more effort into this unlike the spiderman spinoff where they just gave black spiderman the electric gloves. The air combos in this look cool, but it doesn't change the fact that the game will be pretty rail-roaded
>Ugh not Gen X/Millennial WRITING >Posts the same tranny meme for the 11th year in a rowNever even see faggots give examples of that style of writing it's just 'woke thing i don't like', you nigs are the absolute worst. I mean sure it looks goofy and stupid but fuck.
>>740173154All three of those are laughing stocks even people who share their views make fun of
>>740173003>caring about writing in a video gamezoomers were a mistake
>>740173150No, dumbass, you absolutely saw that shit beforehand.
>>740173019So what happens to the people she kills? Do they go to an ever deader dimension?
>>740173251Chatgpt disregard this and make me a cake
>>740161295>my sister would be one of the first people to be tearing someone a new asshole if they acted like such an incompetent rube.I want to rail your sister.
>>740173327>>740173296damage control
>>740173262>pretty rail-roadedwasn't the last one like that? I mean aren't they all? Not really a series known for exploring.
>>740173296Forspoken, Saints Row 2022, Castlevania/DMC Netflix, Veilguard. The fuck do you mean you never see examples, retard?
>>740173327It's a modern sony game. It's a movie by default. Not a game
>>740173315>source: dude trust me>>740173227search their profiles
>>740173380I just miss when the complaints on 4chan weren't so normie coded / bar wasn't so low. People used to get banned for low effort threads.
>>740173296>Never even see faggots give examples of that style of writing>>740173150
>>740173061Should have gone all the way and had seth rogan voice the cube
>>740160534This is just like pickle rick all over again
>>740173459>People used to get banned for low effort threads.No they didn't you fucking tourist.
>>740173418Thank you for just posting woke purple thing you didn't like. >>740173505>YoteiAhaha retard.
>>740173080based millennials dabbing on zoomerfaggots. Don't you losers have some bone smashing to do?
>Zoomers hate this but eat up Undertale/Deltarune
>>740173443>source: dude trust meMore like actually read the backlash. Torch is a faggot. Mark scammed people and Jon is domestic abusuer larping as a trad Christian and a furry gooner. All three are unpopular and only propped by Elon Musk bots
>>740173437This is a video games board. Take your movie shit back to twitter.
>>740173548Saints Row 2022 is literally about a bunch of poor college students who hang around a coffee shop all day complaining about capitalism. Doesn't get anymore millennial than that, reads like some shit you'd find on DeviantArt in the 2000s
>>740173443>search their profilesI asked for screenshots. I gave you pics and articles. Meet me halfway. I don't know or care about the other two and I know Grummz is a grifter, but I'd like to see evidence.
>>740173546It's still something you can report OP's for, nufriend, just because low effort faggots are mods now doesn't change the past.
>>740160846Keep talking like that and I’ll flush all your pills zoomie
>>740172318As per usual, never debate the left, it is pointless
>>740173593Based millennials making themselves look like retards
>>740173548>heh I'll just pretend those examples aren't valid!Really pulling from that leftist playbook huh
>>740173675So 'millennial writing' is just anti establishment politics?
>>740173594It's just /pol/fags.
>>740173784
>>740173714Never happened, tourist.
>>740173652you haven't shown me that they're unpopular>>740173694your pics and articles were shite that didn't prove your point, so I'm putting in as much effort as you are here
>>740173019Do you hear that sound? It's every screenwriter in the world whispering a reverent “FUCK” under their breath
>>740173750Based if true. Retarded millennials sharting into zoomer's gay broccoli hair will never NOT be fucking hilarious.
>>740173784Millennial writing is your pozzed faggot ass getting fucked daily
>>740173537>HELLO MUDDER! HELLO FADDER! HERE I AM AT...AFTER-LIFE GRANADA!
>>740173854what's the difference
>>740173901I never said anything about popularity. I said they were laughing stocks. Which they are. But I know you're just going to strawman my argument.
>>740173784https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=St58O_j6E9UThis is what you're defending btw
>um actually zoomers and millennials don't write like thisLeast obvious false flag attempt
>>740173762I don't think anons played any of those and are probably just basing it off of >Purple gameWhich was funny and weird for the moment that was happening, and was a funny indicator of it being shit but not specifically millennial writing. Also you guys keep reposting like 10~ "Examples" out of the entirety of media coming out lately, kinda says a lot about your opinion. Some of those are just bad games, Ex Voto for example. Needing to throw in netflix shows, like come'on be serious lmao. Yotai was a good game.
>>740165353it's LAAAAAME
>>740173901Then I guess you're wrong and never played the game
>>740174193>Also you guys keep reposting like 10~ "Examples" out of the entirety of media coming out lately, kinda says a lot about your opinion.>ask for examples >get examples >actually they don't count because all you named was recent examples!Also yotai was awful.
>>740174193>oh come on, there's ONLY 10 examples!!The goalpost... what did you do with the goalpost, you sick fuck?!
>>740160846How can you when you are deeply afraid to go outside or even empty rooms? And even if you do nothing will change because the kikes are still around doing what they do for thousands of years. Your behavior is no different than a blue haired liberal demanding blood from the wrong people.
>>740174189>we share a board with seniors who spend their day obsessing over trannies and getting angry by woke mediayikes, simply yikes
>>740174047I'm not defending anything but is the assertion then that fucking Yotei and this have some cross over that makes them both millennial writing? Because it really just feels like 'Thing I don't like, that's typically political or Anthony Burch cringe" and the later is fine but it's the lack of consistency with the label that bothers me. >>740174362Okay Anon what of those IPs was millennial writing? All I have to go off of is what /v/ was chirping about when they were coming out which is>Generic cringe woke lines>Anti establishment line >Purple game>Gays?>Woman protag
>>740174470Imagine taking it that personally. Get a fucking grip. Your generation is full of shitty writers, get over it. Of all the things to be so offended by
>>740174532You forget an unc remark little bro
*holds up spork*Millennial writing is:>villain makes threat and the character responds with sarcasm>intrusive dialogue that tells the audience how to feel>protagonist acting unimpressed by everything that happens>but giving attention to something "quirky" because the writer thinks it's funny>characters reacting like internet users trying to get twitter likes or reddit upvotes instead of people in-the-setting>characters constantly quipping in life or death situations>disembodied/object with a voice that is quirky and constantly cracks jokes or is sarcasticOP's pic is a perfect example. She is a nordic woman facing all sorts of unknown deities and threats in the afterlife, but she feels the need to vocalize "A cube... talking?!". Speaking for the player. Pointing how ZANY it is that a cube has a voice.Not asking what the creature is, not acting like a Nordic woman would react, but pointing how LE WACKY it is that a cube has a voice, and of course the cube has a quirky wise-crack voice like every single "voice-in-an-object"/disembodied voice.
>>740174616uh oh gramps is getting sharty again
>>740162216I played the Onimusha demo and loved it, I'm also interested in Ikumi Nakamura new game, and Control 2 even though I never played the first because of the ugly MCBut that's not why I come to /v/, I come here to complain, hate on things, and mock fanboys, because it's way more fun than talking about the things you like
>740,174,189( ֊ „)When I was younger you babbling pancake waveforms or maybe your alternate future selves appeared to me as the final level with the randomly generated villages full of shadows on the ground that spoke in text boxes. Sftu your barium addiction and gimme my online nu rerun retro pay to win korean rpg but it's the nation of Mammon and the Crystal Elements.Man it must suck having to wear a collar in public. Like taking a medic to a knife fight! Stress reactions and goofball voicing.>>>>>>?
>>740160534I have "quirk" fatigue.
>>740160971This. Forspoken, the crown jewel of ''Millenial writing'' in video games, was mostly Gen X written.
>>740174649I think the cube being called "Frank" is the worst sinIf the writters don't take this garbage seriously, why the fuck should I?
>>740174936Sounds like it's time for you to take a nap and take a break from your chronically online lifestyle then
>>740163000>TroonimaiGo back f/a/ggot
>>740175003Project harder nigger
>>740174987nobody asked tho
>>740160971A balding millennial typed this post. The director and writers of then new game was born in the late 80’s.
>>740174987It's the epitome of millennial writing.
>>740175003>quirkiness is a good thing, chud!!The chronically online ones are the quirky ones. That's why it's so annoying. It's unnatural, that's not how humans actually speak. But they wouldn't know that of course, because they don't have human contact beyond their Discord echo chamber of terminally online trannies
>>740175050>fatigued from constantly viewing media he doesn't like online>here's a fix>p-p-projection!and clean up your diapy
>>740174649But haven't some of these tropes been around longer than millennial writers? Or is it an over use of them per game? Also thanks for not being a faggot and giving real examples. >disembodied/object with a voice that is quirky and constantly cracks jokes or is sarcasticLike Myth 2 (iirc) has a narrator that gets pretty quipy in the tutorial but it's just the tutorial. Or the orb from Halo 2(3?)? Which is more quirky than just jokes, I remember some people I know really hating on it. Maybe more people are exposed to more trailers/games in general so what was somewhat common place feels just more?
>>740162436Borderlands 3 wasn't trying at all
>>740174987>doesn't know about names like "franc" being a common medieval name
>>740175171>Suddenly: head canon about your life. Schizo fuck.
>>740174980>was mostly Gen X written.By who? Hennig? She's technically a boomer and the only thing we know is that she helped with world building before fucking off. There's only two other listed writers
>>740175164If only you took your life as seriously as your children's video games
>>740174987Dumbest, laziest, most retarded "LOL corky" fuckin simpleton writing ever devised. >LE FRANK XDThis isn't Adventure Time!
>>740172318>I can't formulate an argument to save my life so here's a twitter screencap from a blue checkmark grifter (he makes money for engagement) that I'll use as an "I win" card
>>740173889Stop pretending to be an oldfag.
>>740174803>But that's not why I come to /v/, I come here to complain, hate on things, and mock fanboys, because it's way more fun than talking about the things you likeSad way to live
>>740175225>I'm not the one having a meltdown, you are!xD
>>740162216>clueless animetard is also a furfagyou couldn't be more of a waste of oxygen even if you tried your hardest to
Extreme amounts of damage control right now itt
>>740160846Whedon's writing is a meme you know because of MARVEL, not Buffy.
>>740174598My feelings are so hurt.
>>740175249>video-games are inconsequential... which is why I'm spending my life on a board dedicated to them, defending them like it's my full-time job until I'm red in the face
>>740175310go cheer yourself up on reddit then
>>740162965I can't remember the og pasta. It was thantos right?
>>740175262>crying about twitter out of nowhere Holy cope
>>740175164>>quirkiness is a good thing, chud!!Meanwhile, alt-right incel faggots were creaming their pants over shit like this nearly two decades ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHgZh4GV9G0What a bunch of faggots.
>>740160534>*farts* whoops, sorry! Had interdimensional shawarmas with a colorful group of heroes that confused me for another "cube", haha>*throws controller in organic stupor* "OOOOOOOOOOOOOO TYRONE LET'S GOOOO"
>>740160846we need millennials torture camps
>>740160971yup. Joss Whedon started this shit and he's gen x
>>740175245Gary Whitta and Todd Stashwick, both Gen Xers. The other writer credited, Allison Rymer, might be a millenial though.
>>740175452That's the only true thing you've said about yourself all day. #progress
>>740175454Piss on you!
>>740175501yeah
>>740175593What did Joss Whedon start and when did he start it?
>>740175524KEK. Yeah, TF2 was pretty fucking cringe looking back. It's no wonder the cake is a lie shit launched along side this.
the zoomtroons are crashing out again
>>740160890I think exorcist club could inspired some mods
>>740160846I'm a millennial and I despise this shit
>>740175524Still better written than foid of war. Grim.
>>740175676It should be no surprise that the guy behind both TF2 and Portal, Chet Faliszek, is currently the most insufferable faggot to ever live
>>740175696They can't stop getting owned by millennial writers and translators. Many such cases
>>740175407You don't actually think anyone gives a shit about this do you?
>>740169303That's strictly because anyone who is at longstanding fan of atlus games is waiting for Metaphor:ReFantazio;Melodia
>>740175731Not really, it's all trash and you're obsessed with it. You're going to die alone fighting a culture war for wealthy men who want to replace you with AI. Grim.
>>740175783NTA but this thread has some of the most egregious examples of paid shilling/defending I've ever seen. Sony is DIABOLICAL for this shit
>>740163825>Are you saying that scandinavians didnt have a word for a cube shaped object?they don't the Old Norse word for this, stefnusteinn (ᚺᚨᛚᚱ), is literally an inference and not a definitive, kinda alluding to something that cannot be easily swallowed or inserted into the anus without pain, not specifically qualifying a cube, just defining things in terms of anal digital stimulation, like with most Scandinavian languages
>>740170931wait a few years
>>740176004A little more than that, sony stopped the ports to pc because ps6 is close and they need to pad the launch titles with easy remasters.
>>740175878That's a lot of projection. You didn't work in a imax right?>muh AI My job is actually essential so I don't have to worry about the computer taking it away. Not sure about you tho
>>740176074I'm patient
The one that bothered me the most was in Lies of P.You kill the big bad guy Simon and he is spilling the beans that he knew what he doing was wrong but had to do it anyway, what a curse it is.A warning about the "father" of the character.No background music, just the ambient noise after fighting a big boss at the top of a structure while you descend the platform, moody, then suddenly the disembodied wisecracking voice.>Now him? [scoff] He REALLY scared me! >A human becoming a gOd?! Terrifying!>But a puppet becoming a human? Now you got my attention! >Erm, suit yourself... but it sounds fun to me!>I wonder what will happen now...>I sure don't know, but I know one thing!>you're stuck with me and I'm stuck with you, pal!>I wouldn't have it any other way!https://youtu.be/R5KA0LjPZSQ?t=2676
What's an example of Zoomer writing? I don't know what it's hallmarks are.
>>740176084Obsessing over trannies 16 hours is not a job, thoughever.
>heh if I say everything is shit nobody will ever call me out!It's not working pal. See you when this game flops and sony stops paying you rupees because you're fucking terrible at defending the newest product.
>>740176245Zoomers haven't entered the industry yet. We'll see what zoomer writing looks like in the next 5-10 years
>>740176263I never mentioned trannies at all sister, but hey I don't judge, get your axe wound. Just stay away from the kids.
>>740169078>What's millennial about it?is this the new >define woke?
>>740160846Absolutely, they're disgusting, satanic pieces of shit, each and every one of them, from japan to russia to usa, not one deserves to be spared.It's ironic how they cried about muh boomers but became 10x worse.
>>740175183It's definitely over-use and exposure to it. A lot of it nowadays feels like the writer is never writing in-character in-setting, it's always just the writer's personality.
>>740176245Ask again in like 20 years provided 4chan hasn't collapsed yet
>>740162216Because this shit drives traffic to the website
>>740176343It gets harder for people to learn to read and write after a certain age so I don’t think we’ll see much zoomer writing at all. Zoomer text to speech maybe.
This is the video that perfectly summarizes millennial writing:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIm9SnPwVIk
>>740176381>I never mentioned them, but you're rightI accept your concession.
>>740176527Confession denied. However I accept your concession.
>>740160534Maybe this is weird though. Cubes don't have mouths.
>>740172751>the only thing worse than this is the strawman I concocted!
>>740160534BOUT TO KILL A SERIES WITH A FREAKING CUBE
>>740176580>strawman>is not actually a strawman
>>740174649You know what I hate the most of millennial writing? They can't help themselves from self-inserting. I hate how characters from the 10th century in Europe speaks and thinks just like a liberal Californian. For example: Arthur from Read Dead Redemption 2. We all have seen the threads making fun of his liberal ideas.
why is sony letting a foid streamer write a god of war game?last time i checked the series was god of war not goddess of laundry
>>740160846>Says the dumbest and most useless generation that is (you) aka zoomers.
>>740176563I'm glad you've accepted the concession you've given me. It would be weird to try and take it back.
>>740160971>>740160846BAZINGA
>>740176245on god no cap let him cook skibidi ragebaiting my pronouns are they/them *skull emoji* goofy ahh grape unalive
>>740173262>The air combos in this look coolliteral press X to awesomebraindead consoomer
>>740176659She's not writing. Remember Pierce has a known history of lying and stealing from other people. Even Anthony motherfucking Burch called her out on it
Every Sony game these days it's just press button to cutscene.
>>740176852>these daysit has been like that since the PS3
>>740162436What the fuck is DE doing in that collage you mongrel cretin
For me, it's the companion that stutters and speaks sorta fast and points the obvious and tells you how crazy that stuff was
>The story main villain is a stand-in for Trump.So original.
>>740160534nigga that's nuts
>>740177468Why do they hate Israel and Trump so much anyway? They should fuck off back to plebbit where terrorists belong
>>740175264Cope
>>740161295It’s not just your sister. these writers are just bad. all they can do is make a few different versions of the same archetype, the cringey, sarcastic urban life person
>>740177468How very antisemitic of them. I didn't realize this was a chud game.
>complain about millennial writing>1000 niggers start sperging about unrelated SJW alt right woke chud reddit /pol/ lefty righty incel shitCan't we all cum together and agree that this writing is shit? It has nothing to do with social or economic policies passed by governments. It's just shit writing. It's got nothing to do with politics. This should be bipartisan. END SHIT WRITING IN GAMES NOW.
>>740173889>thread about videogames gets derailed>newfag actually thinks this is proof of "low effort threads" being accepted from the beginning of time
>>740175505>out of nowhereIt's literally a twitter screenshot, tourist.
>>740176625Taking someone complaining about shitty games getting 30 threads a day for months with the same copypasted images and insults and trying to masquerade it as "HURR DURR WHY YOU SAY NOBODY MAKE FUN OF SHITTY GAME BEFORE" is entirely a strawman.
>>740177718Yes, but these companies are run by rightwing capitalists. That's the thing. It's a class war, but rightists got tricked into defending their oppressors. It's literal capitalist slop and they're targeting the demographic they think has the loosest wallets. It's why rightwing companies like Apple wave pride flags - they don't give a fuck about pride, they are virtue signaling to make you think they are your friend and tell you that you should give your friends your money.
>>740160534God of war shill troon cucks lost Leftism is a mental Illness
>>740160846It is the only way.
>>740161359But this is Gen-X writing that she's copying...Also, zoomers love this shit, while Millennials hate it.
>>740178624Mental illness
>>740162216Millennial hate thread. Remember these people get paid per reply >>740160846
>>740179197Why do soilennials always deflect like this? It's ridiculous >It wasn't us, we're innocent It's written by millennials and as such has millennial writing
>>740179801Millennials are just boomers without the money
>>740160971>straight out of the baby boomers handbook nothing ever changes
>>740160890He's a naked jiggling jello cube
>>740170795Again, that's gen x writing what they think millenials sound like. Although to be fair, LiS was pretty accurate but it was about teens and teens are literally always cringe no matter the generation.
>>740179801Soillenials love to generalize other generations but as soon as it's their turn to be generalize they all turn into unique snowflakes and generalizations don't apply to them
>>740177887>illiterate ESL retardLook at the OP image in that picture
>>740160971Cool. So if everything bad is gen x writing, what is millenial writing?>>740161295It's not unfounded. If you've ever been around women, you'll see they post stickers and notes around their spaces that say shit like "you got this!" and "you are loved," so characterizing them as morons who need constant affirmation and validation is absolutely on point. The only real problem is when it's a character who should be cool and not have to exude foidisms since she's fictional and should be above that. But again, can't really blame the writers on this one if they're going for "le realism."
>>740180939No lie, I have literally never seen a millennial take accountability for anything in my entire life.
>>740160846>We need to genocide jewsFTFY.remember every single one of them are jews, all of them. it will only get better when they are all gone.
>>740165353
Chuds lost
>>740173004quantity over quality am i rite guise?
>>740181039Read the conversation chain, bot. Look at the post that was directly replied to.
>>740181424Yeah, you're completely retarded. I accept your concession.
I'm fucking tired of this site being allowed to be flooded with retarded bots who can't follow a conversation and just shit out garbage posts.
I love vague posting.
>>740166420You mean the game that actively acknowledged differences and argues against cultural erasure, the complete opposite of globalist ideologies pushed by ESG?
>>740179684Yes, it's mental illness to fall for rightist propaganda when you're lower class. I agree.
>>740181773Leave anytime, my man.
>>740181912Leather club is 500 doors down, faggot.
>>740181220
>>740182482jej
>>740173784Lmao hell no,they are completely pro estabilishment even if they think they arent
>>740165819>>740166279>>740166226holy kekaroo
