>>740163173
The devil sugar mommy is better

>>740163173
This game was brought down by its sole marketer.

>>740163173
Frogfags are insufferable

>>740163173
The frog is the strongest. The frog is the coolest. The rest of the party doesn't matter. All (you) need is frog.

>BG3 trannies are low test simps spamming ugly wrinkly dykes
Why are you here again? Go suck dicks at Reddit.

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>>740163425
We don't want him back on /vg/ you can keep him lol.

>>740163173
>cuddling the frog
>handholding the frog

nigger you do know she hates sappy shit like this, right

FETAL

>>740163173
Incredibly ugly, at least you two have that in common

>>740163579
I believe he is implying he will do these things by force

>start game
>every single female character is an edgy grillboss melee class with a high STR
>every single male character is a homosexual redditor squishy class with a low STR
>uninstall game
The cleric girl with stick arms having a significantly higher STR than the beefcake druid is fucking hilarious, but not as hilarious as the fact that faggots actually play this game and think it's anything besides a humiliation ritual.

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>>740163173
Careful, your actions have consequences.

>>740163975
How is the game a humiliation ritual?

>>740163173
>>740164010

Remember not to try and get 4chan famous by linking your steam or youtube on /v/.

>>740163173
her cock is bigger than yours tho

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>>740163579
Lae'zel has the sappiest romance in the game.

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All the female romance options in this game were fucking awful
>ugly as fuck cunt frog
>shart cucks you
>redditlach fingers your asshole
>manthara

>>740164326
>quick fling in act 1
>beating the shit out of her in act 2
her act 3 scene is the only good one

>>740164082
>"oh boy I can't wait to go on this epic quest and rid myself of the parasite and find out about this cool artifact and-"
>first main quest is to help literal hellspawn "refugees" enter the most populous human city
>meet a twink faggot who is obviously a vampire
>no option to accuse him of being an obvious vampire, instead you have to let him bite you and play along with the writer's blood fetish or he leaves the party permanently
>Baldur's Gate demographics are now half niggers apparently
>holy shit I finally found a white male... and he's with the hyper-evil Zhentarim, of course
>but at least there are evil women too, right? oh... they can all be redeemed and turned good...
>main paladin character is a lesbo lmao
>every single legacy character is thoroughly humiliated
>Jaheira is a jobber
>Minsc had his gigachad 18/00 STR score reduced to a fucking 12
>Sarevok is now Bhaal's bitchboi and spends all day hiding out underground
>also Melissan is alive somehow along with the rest of the 5, proving that Ward accomplished literally nothing and everything in BG1/2 was entirely fucking pointless
>Bhaal is also a retard for allowing the woman who betrayed and nearly usurped him to live
>no dwarf/gnome/halfling companions
>forced pegging scene in one hetero romance path
>forced cuckoldry in another hetero romance path
and so on.

>>740164785
>>first main quest is to help literal hellspawn "refugees" enter the most populous human city
the fuck, grove is not even a city nor is it a human one

>>740164898
>enter the most populous human city
>enter
Learn to read, jeet.

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>>740163579
She literally holds your hand in Act 3 though.

>>740163173
>can't impregnate the frog
The Ultimate cuckoldry.

Should I start a new playthrough with sex and defeat mods?

>>740163173
its just so ugly

>>740169067
Aren’t those only in Bethesda games…?

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>>740169214
How did she win then?

>>740171162
That's a very embarrassing list

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>>740171503
Proofs?

>>740165220
But you're not helping them enter the city in that mission in the first act. You're just trying to keep them from getting thrown out of the grove because druidshit.

>>740163579
No she doesn't. The tough badass act is just to hide that she's actually scared and lonely, but you only find this out in the middle path romance

>>740171019
No, they got BG3 ones on loverslab

>>740171503
I know right? how did dinah not win

>>740163173
This but with Shart

>>740163173
putting the frog in the microwave

>>740174617
You take that back.

>>740163425
/thread

>>740163425
She's not a dyke

>>740163520
>/vg/
>an actual baldur's gate thread exists
Thanks for letting me know so i can avoid the mentally ill

I do like the frog a lot, and it'd been a long while since I enjoyed a vidya romance prior.