mic. drop.
>>740165342Money. Saved.
>just a reminder that *fictional character* agrees with meEvery time.
>>740165342Are Faye and Laufey the same person?
>>740165342I don't think I'm 'pissed,' I think it's a big mistread for a major game franchise to abandon its protagonist of 5 mainline games, and then set it in such a badly designed environment.It's actually a little interesting when you see a take on a Greek God, or a the Nordic realms. You have something you can anchor your knowledge into, because gee, as someone with eyes and ears I know what an Odin and a Loki and a Thor is, I don't know what an 'everywhen' is.
>>740165342We hate ugly hags in video games. Who wants to play as an ugly hag? She would have been fine if they made her 20 years younger, she looks like 50 years old. Not even women want to play as old hags, i wonder why. Did i mention OLD HAGS. Picture unrelated.
>>740165342I consider any God of War fan who likes nu-Kratos not a God of War fan so
what phenotype is this?
>>740165342I don't trust someone who looks like they were the original model for the soiface meme
>>740165342>And you should look into that.
>>740165342Holy based
>soillennial writes character to say something>"the character said it"
>>740165881Fat (((goblin)))
>>740165342I’m indifferent and I’m not going to play it. Guarantee it will be overpriced like all AAA slop.
>>740165881Man that describes himself as a "teddy bear"
>>740165881Lardo
>>740165869>He/HimCringe, thanks Captain Obvious.
>>740165881100% white.Only yt people can write something so gay and retarded and post it online.
>>740165881Fat estrogen gay bear
>>740165881discord daddy
time to start filtered the gow spamobviously a targeted shill campaign happening right now. fake outrage , nobody cares this much about this slop ass game after ragnarok's trash "my wife" dialog and woke direction
>>740165342>Talking like any of these characters are real peopleMan wtf.
>>740166110>stop shitting on my foidslop, okay chuds??
>>740165881jewish
>>740165342They always play themselves. If they stopped making the female characters intentionally ugly, then they could probably manage to slip in some shit that people only find out about once they already bought the game and are like 10 hours into it before the DEI lecture starts to kick in.But they just HAVE to make it visually obvious from the cover art what you can expect, and then get mad when people immediately decide to skip it because they now know that they are not the target audience.
I wonder how much pussy these foid worshipers actually get. Is it still 0?
I DO hate women and their white knights too. I dare say I hate white knights even more!
>>740165501
>>740165881simp
>>740165342>You're not a real fan if you didn't like the newest bullshit soggy ass gamesI prefer my Kratos when he was ripping off heads and killing Gods for their shoes. Not when he's crying at the end of games. You fuckin' sappy faggot, beta-male, high estrogen fatass.
>>740165342>you're a fake as hell GoW fan who probably just hates women.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ycr3dYiyQ5AMeanwhile in God of War.
>>740165881fat loser who cucks out to anyone IRL and tries to compensate for that by being extra snide online.
>>740166169more like stop caring. who cares? actually, why do people care about GOW after what it has become? all the time these days, I'm reminded of that alec guinness quote about him seeing the madness in a child's eyes as the kid tells him he's seen star wars like 6 times already or whatever, and guinness fears he will grow up to become a lunatic dogmatically obsessed with a bad fairlytale. if you're not someone that's happened to, why would you care about these games? why would you care about ANY of these things, like star wars, or marvel, or indiana jones, or james bond, or whatever else? they're ALL SHIT, they have been ALL SHIT for decades.
>>740165342Just a reminder that Quiet is half-naked because she breathes through her skin.If you complain about that, maybe you just hate women. And you should look into that.
>>740165342he never says she's strong, he says she "fought beautifully", actually
>>740165881Liberal paid-for Californian.
Why would you play a God of War game when Kratos isn't the protagonist?Why would you play any of the new God of War games in the first place?
>>740165342
>>740165524Yeah, they just hid that her name is Laufey to keep your son being Loki from being spoiled.
>>740165342>fake as hell gow fannone of this faggotry was in the original series
>>740165881
>>740165342i mean GoW was about Kratos getting revenge on Ares which extends to have most greek gods be against him by the end, not sure what is he talking about or how nit accepting to play as a woman in a non-greek setuo makes me a fake fan
>>740165881>what phenotype is this?dr.pizza
>>740166483And once again, I win by doing nothing
>>740165342yeah, riiiiiiiiight, just because you fed words onto the character to reaffirm your mental illness doesn't make it badass or whatever. and why wouldn't I hate women after over 10 years of them destroying my hobbies?
>>740165881The alpha cuck
>>740165934The resemblance is uncanny>>740165881
>>740165881the quatering
>if you don't like [THING] you just hate womenHey it's the Last Jedi all over again!
>>740165881for faggots (eg. /v/) he is your ideal chunky wholesome gaymer boyfriend who is probably also into gay furry porn becausw that is based by /v/'s standards
>>740165435fp. bp.
>>740166381which would require someone to be good at fighting, i.e. strong. dumbass
>>740165342Why is it always the phenotype of the fat balding white guy making these embarrassing xitter posts
>>740165342>warriorI'd respect her more if she resembled, for example, pic related.
>>740165881american
>>740166669He is right though, I hate women.
>>740165881Moviebob
>>740165342Fat people opinions are workless
>>740165342>just hates womenyes
>>740166883Even George Floyd?
>>740165342I do hate women. Still wanna fuck them, and she is unfuckable!
isn't half a million people enough? why do you need to subject more people to this crap?
>>740166864>took 15 replies for someone to say thisOf course a slop thread is full of americans.
>>740165342That’s funny. I don’t recall Kratos ever talking about this Faye person in all three GoWs.
>>740165342The guys just can't wait to jump and and start their "SHAME ON YOU" speech. It's always the same too, some lisping crap about "hating women", when really they're trembling with excitement to shittalk men and loudly announce themselves as the "good guys". I'm so tired of these fucks. They're always bespectacled, bearded, creepy little shits too.
>>740165881Nonce phenotype
>>740165881>>740165869>>740165342antiwhite scum cuck faggot.Him wanting to be castrated is his problem alone and doesn't need to share it with us.
I don't know why you retards are seething over this? He's right. Fay was a warrior that fought Thor on numerous occasions and is his only enemy that survived a fight with him.
>>740165342sissy thumbhead pedophile
My problem is that it looks like the shitty kid safe cartoon version of gow complete with quirky sidekick and animal friend.REMEMBER PORGS KIDS, GOD OF PORGS AM I RITE, BABY YOTUNN IN THE TOY AISLE.Lmao. Guess the franchise is finally over.
Let me guess, it's going to be the lowest selling game of the series that the journos will glaze to death while writing how toxic gamers are
I remember some of the old GoW fans, they were insufferable but they never seemed like the type that would enjoy and appreciate watching their girlfriends and wives getting mercilessly fucked. It's screwed, man
>You are NOT a GoW fanI mean, I think the entire series is more or less awful slop (but the early ones at least had some stupid macho charm)
>>740165342why is it always some fucker with that kind of avatar
>>740165869>>740165881>Polygon>pronounsThe phenotype is low-T manchild. I'm surprised it wasn't a Bluesky profile.
Why are these bob chipman clones so insufferable with it?It's not like they're gonna get any pussy and that's the only point of this exercise.
>>740165881Child predator
>>740166790I find women getting the absolute shit beaten out of them to be beautiful
>>740165342Personally I think this is more Kratos' type
>>740166790“Strong” is relative you retarded tranny. Strawweight women mma fighters are good/skilled at fighting but are not strong compared to an average man and would get folded up like a pretzel by one.Kys
>>740168496Agrees. Everyone always talked up GOW2 and I found it just to be a boring button masher.
>>740165342>the appeal to authority fallacy but the authority in question is a fictional character that can be made to say whatever the current writer wantsWhat an argument. Somebody should show that to a debate teacher and watch his head explode.
I think everyone has at least one person like this guy in their family that everyone barely tolerates
>>740165342>this character is a super badass because we wrote that she is a super badass>even our main character says she's amazing (because we wrote him to say she's amazing)Why do they even make these worthless arguments? Just write your shitty Mary Sue character and let it lie.
>>740165342>Secondary who more than likely only played the Dad of Onions games calling anyone else a fake fan
>>740165881NuWhite man
>>740166790What the fuck kind of retarded argument is this? "Women are generally weak" "Oh yeah well...WHAT ABOUT PROFESSIONAL FIGHTERS???"
>>740165881Soi boi
>>740165342if you like nuGoW you're a fake as hell GoW fan
>>740165501>"fictional characters agree with me"so agreeing with you is fiction?
>>740165342>my handpuppet said #futureisfemale>ure all meanie poopie pants!Truly marvelous contribution to online discourse. I am kneeling right now.
Faye was literally just a dead mother in the first game, who had some magic powers. You know...a woman, a person that could have special qualities that didn't involve killing. Kind of important given the themes of the game and how Kratos saw the world - you would naturally assume that he would fall in love with somebody who's strength did not come from her ability to do sick air comboes.The whole "she was actually a super strong warrior!!!!" shtick came later and seems to be part of a multi-step decision to completely undermine the entire heart of reboot series before it's even had a decade to exist. Fucking mental, honestly.
>>740165342Kratos is also a faggot now
>>740165342Yeah, the only thing she's fighting is the food on my dishes
>>740165342Why didn't kratos just keep banging aphrodite?
>>740169546And the treadmarks on your tightie whities
>>740166570it's nice of them to always put a warning sign on the cover art, keklike trying to sell games to a female audience, but the character on the cover looks like the guy from Hatred plus chud glasses
>>740165342I don't mind her being a badass but why make her look ugly>>740165435FPBP
>>740169560Because that’s cool and women don’t know how to make cool things.
>>740165342>Fake as hell GoW fanWhen will this humiliation ritual end GoWbros
>>740165342I'm married. Of course I hate women.
>>740165342She looks ugly and I'm not buying. Sorry.
>>740166823guys like that intrinsically (but probably not consciously) understand that they will never be able to assert dominance, because they lack everything that would allow them to project dominance, so instead they go for slimy servitude and hope to score some point as reward.
>>740169824>imagine being at computersever tim
>>740169802I’m not married. Of course I hate women.
>>740165881>>740165869>maraton meme>polygon>dad(probably not his own)>pronounsThese people are stereotypes.
>>740165342God of war fans used to be high school losers that listened to nu metal and told the same 5 dead baby jokes. This guy might be the fake.
>>740165342I can make a muscular hardass main character that no one wants to play as too, it's the job of the artist to design something appealing and they failed because they hate art itself and/or they are incompetent.
>>740165342I knew this shit was going to happen - all criticism will be funneled under “chuds hating women”. Which is bullshit because that is not at all what most people are complaining about. Literally 5 minutes into the demo you have:>Character repeatedly talking to themselves for no reason>Modern, shit dialog like “okay… armor… good idea!” When she sees a fucking suit of armor>”Maybe you should try X” gameplay hints immediately, treating the player as retarded>A talking sword and cube with personalities completely out of place after spending 20 minutes setting up a serious tone>Forspoken vibes all aroundBut of course, people will just say it’s men hating women and ignore everything else.
What if I think Faye is fine but hate the stupid millennial writing spouting cube?
>>740169802>>740169914>singularity of man
>>740165342gow died after 3and I'm not gonna buy a ps5 just to play this slop
>>740165881pedophile
And when does he say that?
>>740165342Can't wait for the day when these subhumans face the consequences of their actions
>>740165881The "guy that would love to work on a TV child show"
>>740170025Focus F.
>>740165342>fat bearded redditorew>probably a leftist c*ckerinoughopinion discardedhe deserves the rope
>>740165342I'm not a GoW fan at all. Now what faggot?
>>740170025>>Modern, shit dialog like “okay… armor… good idea!” When she sees a fucking suit of armorThe target audience already expects shit writing though, and everything else on your list, that's why they get defensive and point towards people bitching about the uggo. They enjoy the slop. They crave the slop. They revel in the slop. Like pigs in shit, they lurve themselves some modern writing.
>>740170735>i. . fucked up. . said the god>yes, yes you did. ..said the . . daughter.SANTA MONICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>740165869>bisexual colors>polygon>pronounsof course.
>>740165342You WILL play the cube game. You WILL worship badass women who can kill everything in sight.
>>740170735>>740170875imagine sitting there holding a controller and watching this shit? goddamned faggots lol, its almost impressive how this garbage has stuck around all these years
>>740165342if she was so strong, how come she's dead??
>just a reminder that the character from a series that got a soft reboot 13 years after the original launched had his entire personality changed so if you don't agree with his new persona you are a fake fan!!11
>>740169608If you wear those still you belong in a nursing home
>>740171191Every Mary Sue dies in the end and everybody is le sad.
>>740170735>>740170875I played through both God of Onions games thinking to myself "It can't possibly be as bad as all these anons online keep saying."Gow:Ragnarok is so fucking full of cutscenes it's almost unbearable. The gameplay isn't that bad but the over the shoulder view doesn't give you enough coverage for a hack and slash game. Yes, Ragnarok tried panning out the camera during combat but it's still not panned out enough and you'll get hit every so often from random bullshit. Anon's are 100% justified in hating these games. Thank you for listening to my review on a game we all already hate.
>>740165342>fat glasses wearing soilennial
>>740165342well he's half right isn't he? The only people who care about nu GoW, and thus would give enough of a shit to be mad, are normies. There are plenty of right-leaning normies who don't go online and just rip slurs in their friend ground and at home and shit like that.The game looks standard as far as over the shoulder cinematicslop goes so it's clearly not the gameplay
>>740165342Something tells me this game was greenlit back in 2020/2021 during peak woke and no one at Santa Monica had the balls to cancel it. It's going to come out, it's going to under perform, Santa Monica is going to lay off a ton of people, and it will be our fault as usual for not supporting another strong female led girl boss game. Every freakin time.
>>740171669It's one of those things where you see something and you nope the fuck out. There are some things which tell you the rest has to be shit. One of those things is the writing. People who don't take their world building, the setting, the way the characters speak, etc, deadly seriously, do not care about the world they are building. It's slop for pigs, it's phoned in, it's fast food, it's not something you can immerse yourself in because you see stuff that reminds you of real life. And you know they don't care because of how they treat the myths of these characters which used to be religious figures. For fucks sake they made the "God of Thunder" some fat slob who gets talked down to by his daughter. It reeks of this girl power girl boss fuckery that's infested the games industry and you just know fuckwits like the one in the OP will virtue signal about it because they simply don't give a fuck about video games, it's a frivolous garbage medium to them, that's why they create this shit, it's just a job to them the same way that car washing is a job or being a janitor is a job. It's not their passion and you can see it in the stuff they produce.
>>740172712I want the time I wasted on these games back. It's annoying because I WANTED to like the games at least a little. GoW trilogy was cool and I was hoping maybe it was just a little different and people were over exaggerating because GoW always had cutscenes to push the story and QTE style take downs for bosses.
>>740165342>gay fag on twitter says something gay
>>740168857>>740169268>bringing up female athletes out of nowhere when the argument was about whether or not Kratos thinks his wife was strongrent free
>>740168080nothing ever changes
>>740165342>he reveres her because he just does, okay? he said he does. be a better man.
Surely this time telling your audience to fuck off and “this game isn’t for you” will work out
>>740165342Why are soys entertaining to observe?
>>740165342How many skeletons in his closet do you guys think this male feminist clown has?
>>740165342Cool....Cool....
>>740165342ah yes, the tell, don't show technique. perfect.
I'm just really glad I don't care about any of this and will do absolutely nothing.
>>740165881Gay homo faggot.
>>740165342>the new lore we created says the new lore is good, actually
i'm not buying the game bro
>>740165881el 57 y bajando
He's right thoughevers. Chuds are getting kinda owned big time over all this.
Incredible how GoW and Baldurs gate 3 made russians FERAL as fuck
>>740165342this is more applicable.
>>740169656Just because she's not a perfect-skinned big tiddy Instathot waifu doesn't mean she's ugly. She is conventionally attractive. I'm generally on the chuds' side on DEI shit but they're embarrassing themselves on this one.
>>740175342
So, have you gotten checked for mental instability? Any diagnoses about antisocial disorders? You've been crying for 10+ years, that's far from normal behaviour.
>>740175425she looks like gollum anon, come on.
>>740165342That sure is an opinion, but I don't trust anyone with a doublechin larger than the rest of their head.
>>740166790No it wouldn't.
>>740168857Lightweight female MMA fighters are at a level of mass where they can't even knock each other out
>>740175642The internet has mindfucked you, anon. There is no way a normal straight male can look at this image >>740175448 and think she is ugly.
>>740175885She looks like a bitch on a timer from an about to be fired hr department
I swear these games like TLOU and GoW are basically just video game fast food. It's just complete slop for low IQ morons.
>>740165342>fake fan>very few goddesses mentioned in 1 to GoS>very few even showed up>athena was a two-faced bitch>persephone literally cucked and tried to kill her husband (who still thinks of her as a loving wife, he never learned of her plans, and hates kratos for seemingly killing her out of nowhere)>aphrodite is a literal cheating whore
>>740175959Balding divorced Dwarf Fortress player detected
>>740165342Sorry but the dialog with the cube and ribbons made me laugh and disregard the game.
>just a reminder they wrote this mary sue who reveres a character who has never actually seen doing anything and everyone just praises >so if you think that’s shit you’re not a real GoW fan
>>740175959Nah, it's more like fast casual slop like Panera or Chipotle. Overpriced slop for midwits trying to act smart.
>>740175885its just a logical fallacy of a god that just died and was reborn, looking like a 40 year old woman.and i love debrah, i think she is beautiful. the problem is that it would "look bad" if they made her look younger because it would imply there is something wrong with how 40 year old women look...i just feel for my fellow black men that got cucked out of one of the most bad ass black character in gaming.now they know how we feel.
>>740176071Aphrodite was literally always a cheating whore who married Haephestus and constantly fucked Ares openly.
>>740176071Oh right, i forgot hera who literally sent her son to die.
>>740165881Average woke supporter
>>740165881Disney Global Citizen
>>740165342>Black rimmed glasses>Beard>whiteEveryfucking time.
>>740165342why do you care so much about what/v/ thinks?
>>740165342>and you should look into thatThey always say the same arrogant remarks kek
>>740176686Because he’s tied himself to this place because it opposes his echo chamber on a fundamental level. >what echo chamberTake a wild guess?
>>740176802leftists never could tolerate dissent
>>740165342HOLY SHIT LOOK GUYS, GUYS LOOK OVER HERE, LOOK WHAT A LITTERAL NOBODY FAGGOT JUST WROTE ON TWITTER!!! PLEASE CARE FOR WHAT SOME RANDOM FAG HAS TO SAY WE MUST ALL GET BEHIND THIS ONE YOU GUYS!!!
>>740175885Here's your (you)
>>740165342She was already established to be strong enough to fight Thor and live to see another day, so being a capable warrior isn't exactly new retcon. Whether she'd be good as an actual character as opposed to the corpse with a few flashback appearances she was in the Norse GoW so far remains to be seen though.
I played the og trilogy, all the PSP games, and Ascension.I’m more of a “real” fan than most and I don’t even really care for this series that much.
>>740177249>She was already established to be strong enough to fight ThorIn 2018 or Fagnarok?
>>740165881The white race was a mistake, honestly.
>>740177484
>>740171669literally the only good part of ragnar is the storming asgard segment and even that’s only good if you’re playing on give me god of war difficulty
>>740165342I should look into hating women?
>>740178075Listening to a woman for 10 minutes should give you enough information
>>740169824SO FAT YOU LOOK ND SEE FOOD
>>740165881>>740165869DER MUTTLENNIAL
>>740177249There is not a single argument that one could possibly make to convince me that she could do anything against thor in a fight.
>>740177484you mean white guilt
>>740179169im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
>>740165342>Basedbeard
>>740179169>it's realBarrierstation it's full of fragile faggots
>>740179169>Reply is also a corporate accountThe irony is lost on them, isn't it?
>>740179169>ok thanks for the feedback. dominos pizza corporate account
>>740165342How do these people still exist at this stage of culture war? Shouldn't they be shutting up and hiding behind government protection?
>>740165342yet another example of a retard in california which doesn't deserve his "job".
>>740165342That sounds more like a Kratos problem than a me problem
>>740165342And you should look on your blood pressure and sugar levels you fat piece of subhuman shitFat "people" are wrong by default
>>740165881>what phenotype is this?Dad that stepped up bod.
>>740168857This, any and all men automatically win everything, we are invincible and incredible, even those men I deride and tranny and faggot are gods who slaughter the demonic females left and right saving masculinity from the Satan-spawned gash wielders.
>>740165342You need my money, while I don't need your products.Start pleasing me or go bankrupt, your choice.
>>740166651quartering if he drink more soi instead of booze
>>740165342why is it always a balding white guy with a beard
this game is going to fucking tank and sony is going to look retarded once again
>>740165881fat neckbeard retard
