>$500 handheld >$80 games>paid online>paid chat>controller comes with stick drift out of the box >makes more movies than games >the games that do exist are remakes or ports I'm a diehard Nintendo gamer but I just feel so let down by the man in the red hat with Switch 2.
I have to agree. It's sad but true.
>makes all of their characters objectively worse than beforewhy are they doing this?
>>740173653They seem to be letting Illumination redesign all their characters. Except Starfox who has been designed by the guys who almost ruined Sonic.
>>740173162>$500 handheldThe Switch 2 is still cheaper than the cheapest Steam Deck.>$80 gamesNo games go past $70.>paid onlineAgree with you on that one, XBox Live and its consequences have been disastrous for gaming.>paid chat>implying anybody actually uses GameChat instead of just using Discordlol>controller comes with stick drift out of the boxI wouldn't know, I've only been using an 8bitdo and my Switch 1 Pro Controller.>makes more movies than gamesNintendo is like the only AAA studio that DOESN'T have this problem>the games that do exist are remakes or portsYour pic is literally proof against that, and we just got a brand new Yoshi game.6/8, good b8, but still room for improvement.
>The amount of shitty Nintendo hate threads go up right after the atrocious state of gayNooticing hard over here
>>740174054>any criticism is hateGrow up
>>740173162you forgot>dlc physical button
>>740173162cry more.
>>740174292>Hysterically seething and lying=criticism
>>740173998why are you comparing it against the steam deck? nobody bought that, it's like comparing a fat kid's run time to a paraplegic
I wasn't sure about the new DK design but it grew on me. I like that it combines elements of the arcade design and the Rare design.
>>740173998>No games go past $70.
>>740174517if valve is so confident as to raise the price, that must mean SOMEONE'S buying it.
>>740174546I wasn't sure about it at first, I mean.
>hourly snoy seethe spam
>>740174589sure, some rarified few. stop hiding behind niche markets and compare nintendo to their actual competitors
>>740174575Eveyone that got a Switch 2 bought the MKW bundle so they technically only got it for $50, and the game's dead so there's no point buying it now.
>another pointless doomkek thread telling you nintendo is bad while in reality actual gamers play and enjoy nintendo games
>Sony releases a dogshit Absolute State of Play>snoys like OP run damage control for the brand because everyone is rightfully shitting on Sony
>>740173162>$500 handheldcheaper than every other vidya system. also the only hybrid that actually let you just plug it on your TV.>$80 gamesliterally 2 games. you're not forced to buy or play them btw. >paid online>paid chatyou're not forced to pay nor use them too.>controller comes with stick drift out of the box why lie? >makes more movies than games >the games that do exist are remakes or portsbut enough about Sony.
>>740174634That's giving them too much credit. Its like ever nanosecond is filled with this irrational hatred.
>>740174515No lies in that post
Nintendo has been full slide into failure since the wiiu. They can't hide cartoonshit graphics behind "art" anymore everything just looks like a shitty pixar movie, starfox is the biggest evidence of that.They haven't had a good game in god knows how long.But the fact is a child is born every day, a grand parent wants to buy a child the cheapest console on the market (switch 2) and that kid will become indoctrinated in the cult until:A. He grows up and gets a console, then a pc.B. He becomes a lifelong nintendie with no capacity for thought just the ability to consume tendies and low quality games.I think it depends on bloodline, if you're a garbage bloodline set for white trash failure you'll fall into B. 100% of the time.
a box with no contents
>>740173162I enjoyed my wii u and switch because the exclusives were fun, but so far no switch 2 exclusives have impressed me. I think the most I enjoyed was Bananza, which was a 7/10. I have yet to play the new hyrule warriors but that game seemed to be forgotten the second it released
>>740174949>snoys spent months shitting on Myles>Sony releases three objectively worse characters whose entire personality are lolsorandumbXD
>>740173162It's officially 50€ digital and 60€ physical for games now, at least for Starfox and Splatoon Raiders. I've never paid more than 65€ for any Switch 2 game.The price of the console itself only increased marginally, basically not worth mentioning compared to the price hikes by Microsoft, Sony and Valve. There's decent and afforable third party controllers too, I use pic related, it has TMR sticks and cost me 55€.
>>740173998>Just use discordWhy buy a PC and a handheld
I agree it's very much a quantity over quality situation. Too many spin-offs, remakes, and Switch 2 editions. Bananza was fine but that was like a year ago now. Where is the next big deal new game?
>>740175453I heard 8bD has the highest input lag though
>>740173162>>740173653Kys disgusting tranny. You lost and got raped
>>740175638Step away from the mirror son
>>740175638>tendie dares call anyone The Rapedplease
>>740175585heard wrong, check gamepadla https://gamepadla.com/if you're super concerned about latency you'll be using whatever 2.4ghz dongle comes with the controller, otherwise their bluetooth latency is pretty middle of the road, i use an 8bitdo pro 3 and haven't noticed any problems anywhere over dinput on bluetooth for steam input
>>740173162Ooo TRANANA!
>>740175914You're right. Sony does the raping.
The absolute state of play
>>740175046karma
>>740174949>>740175046kek I still can't believe this. Why did sony thought it was a good idea to make their usual reddit-tier sidekick a fucking jello cube? how are people supposed to take the story serious with that rick and morty ass character following you around?
>>740174851That's because you're an idiot. None of these are true>$80 games>controller comes with stick drift out of the box>makes more movies than games>the games that do exist are remakes or ports
>>740177281All of those are true
>>740174517Steam Deck can do a lot more than the shitty Fischer Price toy. Most people buying the Switch live in developing countries and could never dream of affording a Deck
>>740178016i don't really care
>>740174417Grim
>>740178016>>740177412>>740178473Why is this snoy named Eric so mentally ill and lying?
>>740178016Honestly can't tell if you're being sarcastic or if our terminal NDS patients here genuinely deluded themselves into believing this bunk
>>740177063Not just the cube. The sword is also a reddit-tier sidekick.
>>740178016Lmao
>>740178016>Steam Deck can do a lot more than the shitty Fischer Price toy. Like what?
No one from Nintendo is gonna learn engrish and sell it here. That is why all the advertiser is from that game and the other game...they see Nintendo as competition. Cuz they from America. This is why /v/ hates it... 999999.98% of the board is advertisers and 2 players. 1 player likes Nintendo. 9999 is advertiser competing with Nintendo.
>>740178817You could at least try learning English before spitting out this third world gibberish
>>740178742It's great for dilation
>>740178527Keep your fanboy cope away
>>740178894Meant for >>740178016
>>740177063I would take a game with the cube and the sword as the MCs more seriously than one with that decrepit hag
>>740178659the sad part is the brown hands that posted this image actually believes this
>>740179221It's the truth, Eric ;)
>>740173162They know that nintendies will buy their games even if they cost $120+What they have is basically a religion.
>>740179338Nice samefagging, Eric.
>>740173162this is late stage capitalism, op
>>740179338But enough about valvefags that still bought the steam deck after the $300 price increase lol
>>740179420>>740179338Nice samefagging, Eric.
>>740179338Bang on.
>>740179637Meant for >>740179481
>>740174575that is literally just one fucking game anon
>>740173162Ohhh tranana...
>>740179338How much did wiiU games cost?
GotY is a Switch 2 exclusive. Get fucked, nerds.
>>740179694The other anon (you?) said no games. 1 is more than none. And then you’d need to ignore the 5 other games selling for $80 lol
>>740179845when i say no games i mean one game
>>740179704>>740179845Eric, nobody is falling for your snoytranny lies.
>Not even 24 hours have passed since S(L)OP>Multiple threads seething over NintendoThat's how you know it was shit>>740173162>>740173653Your previous thread flopped >>740155398
Imagine getting ratiod by fucking Domino's.
>>740180169Fucking based Domino's. I hope they shit on Wokey Kong next.
When I see those colors together, I think of cotton candy. Why do incels think of troons?
>>740180371>Eric is THIS desperateKWABOOTY
>>740173162>falseflag thread
>>740174517>why are you comparing it against its competitorssteamkek are so funy
>>740180618you think that i, the post who called the steam deck a cripple, am a "steamkek"
>>740178591I’ve owned a switch since 2020 and can’t remember the last time I turned it onI bring my deck with me to work everyday and even use it there for some of the shit I have to do.The deck is a tool that can play games. The switch is overpriced kid’s toy with a shitty gimmick
>>740180685Nobody believes you, Eric.
>>740180685>the deck plays games and uh……, whereas the switch, which is cheaper and also plays games, is kiddie shit for toddlersLol
>>740180685>I take my gaming device to worklol
>>740180685Do you use it to dilate?
Xhe's finally here, performing for (you). If you know the words you can join in too. Put your noose together if you wanna ACK, as we take you through this tranny rap.D.K. WOKEY KONGD.K. WOKEY KONGXhe's the leader of the bunch. You Xher well, Xhe's finally back to leak a trail. Xher estrogen gun, can fire in spurts. If it shoots ya ACK- it's gonna hurt. Xhe's louder, fatter, and Xher pronouns are longer too. Xhe's the first member of the D.K. crew.D.K.WOKEY KONGD.K.WOKEY KONG IS HERE
>>740180845I make 85k/year to sit on my ass and watch paint dry.
>>740181019I didn't ask
>>740180917>>740181019Eric, nobody is falling for your snoytranny shit.
>>740173653My theory is that Miyamoto is very old now, so he's doing what he can to establish his legacy as he'd like while he still can. Notice everything they changed about Donkey Kong brings him closer to his original pre-rare design. Star Fox supposedly is in-line with the "original vision." Both design changes are extremely ugly.His characters are his babies, and maybe 30-40 years ago he had to let them be built upon by others so they'd become successful products. But now Nintendo is probably more influential than Disney as far as cartoon characters go and Miyamoto is a Pope-like figure in the industry. He can make Donkey Kong ugly if he wants because no one can tell him no, and no force out there can erase Mario's popularity. This would also explain the Mario Mandate creating a standard for the series which doesn't allow room for deviation.My source on all this is that I just feel like it's the case, but I don't think it's that far-fetched.
>>740181019>sit on my ass and watch paint dry.This nigga is so dumb he couldn't even come up with a real job example to brag about
>>740181369>le Miyamoto boogeymanIncredibly gay to let a geriatric man live rent-free in your head like this.
>>740181369Nobody is falling for your snoytranny lies, Eric.
>>740181403It’s literally what I do. I got extremely lucky. I’m at work right now playing Assassin’s Creed on it
>>740181490Prove it. Pic with timestamp, including the deck
Yep, tomorrow is a thursday alright
>>740179704Kek
It's ok snoy i'm sure youre gonna enjoy your third person ovee the shoulder slop
>>740182043Eric, sametrannnying won't save you
>>740181490>AssCreedI'm not part of this replychain but man that's just shit taste.
