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>A cube a fucking cube.
Were is that in the mythology
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>>740181783
Evangelion did it first
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>>740181783
Simple. She needed someone to talk to because it would be too independent and schizo for her to solo it. But the companion couldn't be a man because then the cuck memes would go over the top. And it couldn't be a woman either because doubling up on the female gurl power presence would be too much for the audience to bear.

So an anthropomorphized object or animal with a voice is the only option.
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>>740181783
>male power fantasy is being a strong figure and protecting your child like the first two nu-GoWs
>female version of that is being an independent woman and surrounding yourself with quirky pets instead
the jokes write themselves
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>>740181783
>we need to playtest our companion
>hey you, make a placeholder model for it
>i'm too busy with the other models, here's a cube instead and i'll replace it later
>hey this cube is pretty cute
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>>740181783
A woman is in charge of writing this prequel enough said.
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>>740181783
Easy: If the thing has fans the merch will be extremely easy and cheap to manufacteur.
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>>740181783
>Were is that in the mythology
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>>740181783
>Were is that in the mythology
It's in the parts about BENDIGO!!!!!!
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>>740181783
AI prompters.
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I remember there was a cube in the last dungeons & dragons movie
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>>740181783
>What is Phranque?
>The strongest theory points to Metatron, a prominent figure in Jewish apocrypha and Kabbalistic tradition. Metatron is a unique entity because he is said to be the prophet Enoch elevated into the most powerful of angels.
>He is the only angelic figure associated with a specific geometric shape: Metatron's Cube.
>In sacred geometry, this cube represents the blueprint of creation, balance, harmony, and protection—fitting Phranque’s in-game description as an earnest protector of living creatures
it is not even subtle
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Forspokenesque

Concordian even
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>>740181783
>And guess what? HIS NAME IS FRANK HAHAHAHAHAH THE CUBE IS NAMED FRANK HAHAHAHAHA THAT'S FRIGGIN HILARIOUS
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>>740181783
Millennial writing is just "turn my last D&D campaign into a story". It's an absolute fucking blight. Books have it way worse than vidya.
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>>740182954
>one of the holiest sites on the planet revered by billions of people every single day
>"For an extra fee, you can upgrade your Hilton stay to include a primo view of the one place on Earth mighty Allah dains to grace us with His presence!"
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>>740183054
Gelatinous cubes have been monsters in D&D since 1974.
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I'd rather play as them not a menopausal lifetime™ enjoyer and her google cube™ phone
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>>740183206
The word is deign, not dain.
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>>740181783
there are many better things to complain about than the cube, like the writing. the cube is a actually strong point, it's original. something lacking everywhere else
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>disembodied voice in an object
>it is quirky and it cracks jokes
>it has a vOoOoice?! that SOMEtimes doEs thIS?! and says erm uhm a lot and s-sometimes s-stuTTER?!

Never seen that before.
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>>740183283
pic
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>U mad boomer?
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cubechads stay winning
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I just want Jesus or Muhammad to show up in one of the games lol
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>>740181783
I don't know, I know it's clearly inspired by Burichi.
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>>740181783
>Were is that in the mythology
jewish kaballah
it's the space cube
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>>740183391
nuGOW literally doesn't have the balls
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>>740182189
she's gonna cuck kratos with vishnu
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>>740181783
It’s a Portal reference.
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>>740181783
I added a quirky gelatinous cube companion to my tabletop RPG campaign around the year 2010, because I thought it would be fun and unique, like something from Planescape Torment
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>>740183068
>>740183516
I have jewish cube fatigue.
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>>740182189
So why not just give her an animal companion?
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>>740181783
>a cube
thats the best the women lead writers could come up with
women have never wrote anything worth watching, reading or playing
if they have, there was a man directing them
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>>740183651
Jane Austen, chud
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>>740183651
I've read many good novels written by a woman. Most of them are from East Asia
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>>740183642
Harder to animate.
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>>740183773
Died 18 July 1817 (aged 41)
woah, so there was an actual competent woman 300 years ago?
neat
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>well I'm glad we got that SQUARED away!
>I guess I'm gonna have to think outside the BOX for this one!
>you seem a little rough around the edges
>thank cube-erry much
>look on the brightside, at least you're not stuck IN a cubicle anymore!
>we must be better shapes
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Portal did it already.
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>>740183068
They’re not smart nor subtle enough for that kind of thing. Most likely they had a retarded brainstorm meeting and the resident DEI hire shouted “cube!” (Likely because he is a 60 iq nigger on fent) and everyone thought it was quirky as fuck so they went with it. Imagine being so creatively bankrupt
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>>740183068
Literally a greatest ally showing the white woman how her own culture, family, and traditions are bad.
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What happens if I stick my dick in the cube?
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>>740183953
>Imagine being so creatively bankrupt
Imagine saying that after writing that made-up story in your post
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>>740183391
We'll see some carpenter trudging through manure for sure.
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>a cube called Frank?!
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>>740183953
I can believe it was a 60 iq nigger on fent who came up with the idea, but his cube-obsessed jewish handlers went with it because they just can't help themselves.
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>>740181783
You don't want to know it's Saturn->Moloch
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>>740181783
You should ask the lead writer, Elize Morgan. Elize is a name of Hebrew origin. Maybe the cube has something to do with her people's mythology?
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You wouldn't delete a cube...
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>>740183891
>we must be better shapes
Kino
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>>740184571
It's spelled Phranque. The woman who came up with it probably has pronouns in her LinkedIn.
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>>740182189
>too independent and schizo for her to solo it
Why?
Other characters can get away with it
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>>A cube a fucking cube.
>Were is that in the mythology
don't think OP was prepared for the horrors this thread is going to unleash
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>>740182967
best episode of ron and mortimer
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>>740184835
The writers aren't competent enough to create a hero's journey for a solitary woman.
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>>740183642
Probably because they think a mascot companion is too much like a JRPG and detracts from her needing to be a strong independent woman. Having a cute animal friend isnt empowering enough and reminds everyone she is a women
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>>740181783
>Wait. A cube. A talking cube!
>Now i've truly seen it all!
peak writing
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>>740182189
>>740185285
so the solution is a cube? unfuckingbelievable
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>>740183325
>the cube is a actually strong point, it's original. something lacking everywhere else
I could perhaps agree with that
if it wasn't called fucking Frank, spoke like a Forspoken character and wasn't voiced by the meme The Boys guy
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>>740181783
The cube itself is fine, the name is the real joke
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>>740181783
It's a genderbend companion cube
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Seeing a cube fly in from off screen to bounce into the boss is funny, but not in a way that works in favor of the game
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>>740183351
>Hans, have you ever noticed what Begtse wears on his horns?
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>A gelatinous cube named Frank

only quirk chungus LOL SO RANDUM millennials could brainstorm this unfunny shit up
I can literally imagine them in the writer's room huffing their own farts laughing about it like they're geniuses
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>>740186097
I never said these people were smart. The entire meeting was probably based around emotions and "vibes"
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>>740181783
It's a game about Gods, it might well be that the Cube is some entity whose real form doesn't translate properly into 3 dimensions.
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>cube mentions the "Everwhen"
>halo web series Red vs. Blue used the same concept (different name) in their 16th season, way past the prime of the show
>season was about gods
I can only assume at this point. I'm sure the idea has been around, but still. The fact it was used in a dying web shows plot and now in this is just hilarious to me. A sign of where things are for sure.
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>>740187334
Then it should have been something like this
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>>740187680
Unfortunately Catholic and Christian lore is considered off-limits to anything created by Jews unless it's explicitly criticizing it.
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>>740181783
>talking sword in a talking cube that looks like water
personally my first thought was excalibur and the lake ended up compacted into a cube somehow, but then the cube very quickly turned out to be the guy and not the lady so...
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>>740181783
what if the cube is secretely allah
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>>740181783
You're posting. Anonymous.
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She looks like age Greta because the writer looks like that kek
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>>740187867
the original ending for god of war 3 was kratos and the norse and egyptians gods of war witness jesus's birth and become the 3 b̶e̶t̶t̶e̶r wise men
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>>740188778
you could probably do immense damage to the marketing of the game if you could convince muslims of that
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>>740181783
Sword is Excalibur, female voice is lady of the lake.
Merlin is the male voice and the cube is suppose to represent the lake Excalibur was thrown in until the chosen one appears.

Faye will come back to earth in England and she will take upon the name Morgan Le Faye.

Faye will returns in God of war doomsday.

https://mp1st.com/news/god-of-war-faye-spin-off-feature-tyr-multiple-mythologies
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>>740181783
Modern writers are obsessed with "subverting expectations" so that they can feel smart, and superior over anyone they "surprised" (with how dogshit their ideas are).
That's why Joel was killed, why spider-man is black, why Mary Jane defeats the fridge, and now why a cube is your quirky "Focus, M" companion.
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GoW has long since jumped the shark of Marvelization
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>>740184746
If theres pronouns its not a woman
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>droves of low test redditors grew a gow beard to emulate a cuck irl and swerve on chuds making fun of soiface
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>>740186097
Theyre copying Valve anf Portal
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>>740189138
Good, I was starting to get tired of shitting on scandinavians and mediterraneans. Now it's time to bash anglo heritage again.
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>>740181783
Somebody left the default cube in Blender and the execs loved it
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>>740181783
what you dont remember the story of king Arthur pulling a sword from a cube of jelly?
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>>740189138

Norse mythology has it´s own excalibur like legend but i honestly like your nonsensical salad better. How long until GOW turns into Assassins Creed?
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>>740181783
is she fucking balding
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>>740192258
No, she's fucking baldy.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aGDCE6Nrz0
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>>740181783
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>>740192618
see >>740187867
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>>740181783
God of War is quirky marvel capeshit now. A talking jelly cube is something you'd see in a James Gunn movie where since the cosmological scale is so big you can do anything and that makes it funny
If you told me this is what God of War would eventually look like in 2005 I wouldn't believe you
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>>740193118
>now
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>>740188889
>it's actually DAW
Holy shit I thought so, but, the in-game model looked so fucking ugly that I had my doubts.
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>>740193138
By 'now' I mean at least the new games looked plausibly God of War at a glance albeit in a new norse setting. Laufey is the completion of the transformation in all senses
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>>740184835
The player needs someone to tell them what to do at all times
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>>740186975
Every single streamer I’ve seen seem to like it. Some thinks it was the best part of the game, and also some guy named Hughie for some reason. I don’t know. I’m not big into pop culture, but the normies are loving it.
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why does every triple a game need a companion character
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>>740194359
you need someone to tell the player to focus M
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>>740194359
an excuse to tell you what to do and where to go when you stop moving for over 5 seconds
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>>740181783
>Were is that in the mythology
The church of reddit and the MCU
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>>740181783
>companion cube
Portal reference
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>>740194359
I can't think of any AAA games with companion characters
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>>740194557
Dad of Boy
Dad of Boy 2
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>>740194557
are you sure about that
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>>740194359
And every game has to feel hecking cozy nowadays. Dead silence threatens to bore a segment of the consumer base who actually doesn't care about the puzzles or combat. So you need a fake friend to always make you feel good and even better when the friend is a famous actor
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>>740194673
Idk, does Cortana count as a companion in Halo?
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through a round about turn of events faye will become the lady of the lake of king Arthur legend and frank will be the lake
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>>740194698
>Dead silence threatens
why are there no devs with Misophonia in the industry? if i show my friend some xenoblade 2 combat he'll go into a fit from the constant yapping.
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>>740194557
>nu-gow
>halo
>cod
>gears
>battlefield
>ocarina of time
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>>740194698
>some of the most successful games of all time are just you wandering around by yourself with no companion or your schizophrenic talking to themselves
>Western developers can't wrap their heads around this
baffling
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>>740181783
Ever heard of a Platonic ideal?
Something so perfect it can't actually exist in the real world?
That's what I imagine the cube is.
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>>740194760
every radio support is functionally an invisible companion character.
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>>740181783
>and then what if he's just like, a cube, but he can talk
>omg yaasss
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>>740182189
Too high IQ. Simpler explanation: they knew the cube would result in the least amount of porn. A man, woman, a bear can all be sexualized but what can she do with a cube?
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>>740182189
>And it couldn't be a woman either because doubling up on the female gurl power presence would be too much for the audience to bear.
No, the real reason is that women hate other women.
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>>740194992
That'd be cool if it was a perfect geometric shape but it's also goofy jelly so they sort of ruin that
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can someone explain why everyone is losing their shit over the gelatinous cube, a famous dungeons & dragons IP monster, being in a video game?
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>>740195253
It's not a slime monster, it's some mystical being in the shape of a cube.
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>>740182189
>cucked by a cube
Kratosbros...
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>>740183068
>>What is Phranque?
>>The strongest theory points to Metatron, a prominent figure in Jew-
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>>740181783
>companion cube
The cake is a lie anon
These people are not creative
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>>740183351
Why is there Japanese and Egyptian mythology in my God of War?
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>>740181783
It prob was like 80% women with like 2 doormat guys.

What I really would kill for is being in the room when they pitched Golem.
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>>740195461

That's Aztek... Plus you'll have Excalibur, and probably Oberon and Titania would be the main antagonists.

Oh, and obviously, the fucking cube is a fucking Universe...
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>>740195253
Can you explain what you thought you would get out of posting this disingenuous comment?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lchi2xj-dk
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>>740195617
Apparently cube points to lady of the lake or some shit according to leaks
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>>740181783
What is God of War even about nowadays?
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>>740195698
I also thought of that!


My hypothesis is that they are blatantly copying the Gargoyles plot where Titania and Oberon are the king and Queen of all mythos and magical beings.
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>>740181783
I care less about the cube itself than the fact that it's muh FRANK the CUBE and the ribbons who act and quip like they're Marvel characters from 2026 San Francisco
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>>740181783
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>>740194359
How else are you going to insert banter and shitty quips ever 5 seconds?
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>>740195717
GoW 2018: Kratos is now a better man who takes care of his wife's son after the wife passed away while doing shit in norse mythology
GoW 2026: Turns out the dead wife woke up in the super ultra afterlife that's so much better and dangerous than the living world and she has to become the super girlboss fighting super villains with her ultra powerful sword while Kratos is stuck being lame in the real world
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>>740196142
Pretty sure it's just the normal afterlife for gods. Literally a multiverse of all different gods and mythologies mixed together, meaning they can justify pretty much anything. There's no need to make it sound worse than it actually is
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Wait till anons find out who voices the cube
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>>740196321
What's to bet they'll do alien Gods as well or would that be taking it too far
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>>740196532
Everyone knows he voices the cube, he sounds exactly like himself. He's not even trying
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>franchise rooted in mythology
>takes place in a "dead god" realm
>there's a fucking d&d cube and excalibur can talk
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>>740196532
His voice is as recognizable as Debra Wilson's, it's pretty distinctive.
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>>740181783
I was dying of cringe that entire segment. wtf were they thinking? Do any western devs have talent? Any? I guess not.
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>>740183206
The giant gamecube is a stupid ass rock
I piss and poop on it
Fuck islam rape muslims to death and feed them to pigs
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>>740196646
Wouldn't surprise me if there's a plot point about Earth gods battling some other planet's or civilization's gods. Maybe it's a galaxy wide battle royale or something dumb like that
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>>740195461
GoW has gotten big enough to succumb to Scope Creep, it went from being about Greek mythology to being about ancient mythologies generally so that there's more material for suquels and spin-offs.
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Is D&D less popular than I thought?
It's flat out a gelatinous cube but it seems like only 25% of the people talking about this game even make the obvious connection.
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>>740196894
I hope they do some multiverse shit now that everyone is sick of the concept. This game was clearly started in 2022 and only just now seeing the light of day.
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>this is the afterlife of the gods
So was Hades just for mortals then?
I feel like this contradicts Kratos constantly going to Hades in the originals.
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>>740196532
Oi cUbE. I’ve got a new plan to kill Oamlandah.
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>>740197145
Yeah this confuses me too. The old games made it seems like the afterlife was literally a place that Kratos escapes from. Not a separate dimension.
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>>740194978
You'd actually need to develop a whole ass game worth playing instead of a cinematic experience, so that's probably the real challenge here
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>>740186479
>X is fine, it's Y that's bad
Bot post. I've seen these posts in the exact same format dozens of times by now.
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>>740181783
>From epic designs to a fucking cube.
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>>740197145
The ghost Athena already contradicted tons of shit. They decided to roll with the worst aspect of gow 3 and expand on it.
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>>740181783
Literally just shit for millennials and older zoomers that play D&D to soiface at, that's about all the thought the went into it I wager
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>>740197082
Its "popular" but mostly in the sense that anyone that says their a fan probably just watches Critical Role on youtube and that's probably the extent of their fandom
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Need a cube sequel
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>>740196532
I kinda liked him at first but now he's showing up in too much shit and just annoys me like Nolan North and Troy Baker
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>>740198164
Gelatinous cubes aren't in that? I'm surprised, it looked like the exact kind of thing that would have them.
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>>740197003
I would have preferred it if each mythology was kept clearly and regionally distinct. We don't need to explain how each of these pantheons exist, just if you travel far enough into the mysterious and unknown regions of the world you end up in their domain so you preserve a sense of scale. And as far as I'm aware this is actually how a lot of ancient people made sense of other mythologies as well
But now it feels like the 'gods' are mundane superheroes in some oc meta-religious cosmos
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>>740197082
adding dnd monsters to a mythological game makes literally no sense. that's what people have issue with.
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>>740181783
HE
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>>740198381
No i get that part, and I agree.
It just seems like a lot of people don't even recognize it when it was just in the fucking hollywood movie adaptation a few years ago.
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>>740195049
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>>740181783
Who is this even for
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>>740181783
Even the gods must join the cube
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>>740181783
It came from those Thor marvel movies.
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Disappointed I haven’t seen anyone bring this cube up yet
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>>740191683
Depends on if they choose to blow their entire mythological load in this game, and whether they want to stick with the "Kratos lineage" or are willing to become an anthology series.
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>>740199168
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>>740199109
>"Here's another model I edited."
>"Made with AI" disclaimer at the bottom.
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>>740199109
left looks like gollum with a wig, holy fuck
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>>740199109
how is kojima able to make his actresses look like the respective actresses
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>>740199168
>>740199208
More like God of Chores amirite
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>>740183068
Who would have thought, the ugly feminist game is just straight up ZOG propaganda.
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>>740183391
You will never see Muhammad in this. Mostly because it would trigger Muslims Manchurian Candidate programming to activate, leading to every Playstation headquarters in the west to get terror bombed.
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>>740199570
Everyone else who face-scans female actors purposefully makes them uglier, and that's not an opinion. They edit various details to reduce their beautiful features.
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>>740199570
kojumbo genuinely seems to just be autistic and thinks celebrities themselves are cool and hyperfixates on making the most accurate models he can instead of half-assing the celebrity cameos just for marketing points.
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>>740199168
>Help me step brother, I'm stuck
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You’re telling me it’s a Jewbe?
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This series has been woke since 2018, this ending was inevitable
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"Gen Z boss and a mini" ass design
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>>740181783
>I wanna see the brainstorming session that came to this
they watched Loki season 1 and just copied that
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>>740199558
jfc kek it does
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>>740195617
I don't think it's Aztec. She looks more Egyptian to me. The snake and headdress especially, maybe Mesopotamian. The demon guy is very eastern, like an oni or rakshasa.
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>>740181783
>brainstorming session
You're assuming it wasn't some catmommy roastie who went
>WHAT IF... WE MADE A TALKING CUBE? AND HIS NAME IS FRANK? L O L SO RANDUMB THE CAKE IS A LIE XD
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>>740183068
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>>740181783
Alanah pearce saw that one episode of ATHF with the wisdom cube and decided to re make that character.
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>>740183206
Hilton knows the truth
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They need to go back to peak Kratos
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>>740182954
I think I remember reading that the original meteorite was a lot bigger than the small-ish one kept in the black cube, but some sort of heretic sect in the early middle ages stole that one and shattered it into countless pieces, only some of which could be retrieved after the orthodox muslims dealt with them.
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>>740181783
You know, the art kinda looks like the actress. Why did the 3d modeling team age her up?
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>>740197240
>something something suck dick eat shit
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>>740201348
>fetal alcohol Thunberg
>we swear guys, our game isn't woke
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>>740195049
Hmm a jello cube... with her ass sticking out, yep that'll work
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who gets excited about a cube? doesnt feel very brutal or mythic or GoW in the slightest
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>>740195049
Nigga pokemon fans sexualized ditto
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The main character is overly breathy in speech, tries to make the most insignificant thing sound deep, and completely full of shit. Every line she spoke reminded me of "wait a minute that card". Awful voice actress.
The cube had a surprising amount of work put in to its physics, but it's no different from any supporting character that does nothing but act as eye candy in the background of fights by throwing out attacks that don't matter. And of course it's ruined by lolsoquirky dialogue. Literally "what if Wheatley but he was a box instead of a sphere". Thanks Joss Whedon.
The sword is going to be wow what a crazy and unexpected tweeeeeessssst and they aren't even hiding it. Fuck, normally the foreshadowing would start late act 1 or somewhere in act 2, instead they're putting that in the first 10 minutes of the game.

Absolute shit walking simulator game 3/10 too much water ign
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>>740200760
Yep I'm right
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>>740201432
saar she is the hot if you are not doing the arousal then you are gay motherfucker
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>>740181783
I'm fine with the cube, the girl looks cool enough, but I won't stand for using an ugly fucking troon face
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>>740183068
This reads like a conspiracy theory where there's only one actual connection (in this case Metatron's Cube) and the rest is framed as supporting evidence when it doesn't actually substantiate the point.
>Whole bullet just describing what Metatron is, separate from the character in the game.
>Whole other bullet just saying the character is a good guy so it must be a biblical angel.
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>>740181783
How is it possible that no one at Sony brought up that (The Wife of) God of War is an inherently lame premise? It could have worked as a new IP, perhaps, but going full Glup Shitto on Kratos' wife is just funny. The character worked better when she was a mystery. Ragnarok already shat the bed. This one is just retarded.
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>>740195461
GoW was always going to be about more mythologies
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The sword is Excalibur and she becomes Morgan Le Fay
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>>740202050
I feel like it's an underdiscussed topic how bad voice actors became in a technical sense in the west. Everyone is constantly gasping for air, short of breath, stuttering or speaking too fast, talking way too close into the mic, vocalfrymaxxing...
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>>740181783
Id rather play as The Daughter of the God of War.
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is the cube also going to be like omnipotently powerful but too peaceful to help fight most of the time so it only helps defend
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>>740187680
that would've actually looked really cool floating around you the whole time
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>>740183068
>Metacube, do I really have to decimate this Arab village?
>If you don't do it, some other hero will.
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>>740195461
>Hasnt actually played the games

Tyr uses Mesoamerican, Egyptian, Greek and Japanese weapons when you fight him. The entire sequence is treated like sequel bait tease
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If the angelic theory is true, then that would make it something of a ripoff of SMT. Virtues from Nocturne onwards have historically looked like these angel-shaped glass statues with a greenish blue tint to them and a heart inside.
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>>740194557
Last of Us
God of War
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kino dropped
https://x.com/DrClownPhD/status/2062329709162057837
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>>740181783
They hate men so much we cant even be comic relief companions anymore, I guess having a cat/dog companion would have been too on the nose huh?
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>>740194557
Hello?
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>>740188967
God of War where you fight Jesus and then kill God when?
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>>740183773
>>740183842
It's one of those things that women who accomplished significant and not easily replicable things exist, but most of them didn't marry or have kids or live life like a typical woman.
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>>740181783
>placeholder cube becomes a full character
they truly lost any creative ambition
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>>740183891
>>we must be better shapes
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So is this not Barlog's new game? He's not the director
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>>740203508
it was actually ok in pragmata. it was the only time it worked.
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>>740197240
this makes the rick and morty bushworld connection even more extreme
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>>740181783
it literally doesnt matter. they are reusing 90% of assets from the other two games.
Fill the diversity quota.
Get the DEI Blackrock check.
Push your own dogmatic identity politics further forward.
Its a BIG win for them. They don't care if you don't buy it.
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>>740198454
i'm aware of the DND gelatinous cubes but when I saw this weird mythology cube that talks to you I didn't even think about the DND cubes because they're the opposite of sentient, i know I sound ridiculous
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>>740202630
This game deserved goty
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>>740186097
I bet it’s an inside joke from some gay D&D campaign the writers have
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>>740181783
that's a washing machine
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There was a short puzzle game that valve made about 20 years ago, mid 2000's era, where they had a main female character and your only other companion was a cube. It sounds weird but you went around solving puzzles together and stuff. This sounds kindof like that. In the valve game the cube didn't talk at all, he was completely silent, so its a little bit different.
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>>740183391
Kratos was going to become one of the three wise men in the original script, and the second trilogy was going to end with the birth of Jesus. Cory and Jaffe elaborated it on a few interviews and there's even hints in GoW 2, but that shit is never going to happen after nu-GoW and Cory becoming a cuck.
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>>740204329
>a jew writing a series about the coming of Christ
Uhh, based?
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>>740181783
>Another IP ruined
>DEI funds secured
>Agenda is spread successfully (normies are celebrating the game)
They don't care if you buy it or not.
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>>740183891
>thank cube-erry much
kek
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>>740204504
This. This board forgot to get the memo...again...that gamers haven't been the primary audience of AAA or even indies for a decade and some change by now.
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>>740181783
Finally, a new game for the monotech power unit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Un5K-jMCWg
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>>740204368
yeah
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Remember the Shame Cube...?
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Here's the meeting
>Hey, everyone loved Kevin the Cube from Fortnite like 8 years ago
>What if we did it.... but it can talk!?
Literally what happened.
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>I'm the God of Wa-ACK
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>>740204908
this looks like absolute shit
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>>740181783
You're not the target audience
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>>740202261
serously i have no doubt the fans would be fine with an altogether new protagonist with no connection to kratos at this point, they would've been fine at the start of the norse games with that but the creatives dont know shit
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>>740203542
when i was a kid i imagined christianity as being the final pantheon
Greek>norse>egyptian>hindu>mayan>christian
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>>740205115
The franchise would end with the birth of Christ.
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>>740204908
Why didnt she just use her foid scream ability?
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>>740205290
>I AM A WOMAN HEAR ME WOKE
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>>740205290
why didn't she ask for their manager?
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>>740183206
Parts of the curtain of the Kaaba were sold to Jeffrey Epstein
He used them as carpets
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>>740204908
this is brutal for what she actually looks like
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>>740204908
empty armor reacts to physical injury when broken sword gets thrown to face and acts as though it has eyes.....
this new era of writing....
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They could have at least given her a better face, its not even about the lack of sexuality or skin, her face just looks horrible. Of course woman representation just has them make men with wigs on to show her strong and independent woman really are, they're ugly, always bulky, and can overpower multiple dudes in any scene.
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>>740183068
But why is he called Phranque?

>>740204270
Isn't there a theory that a human is trapped in that cube?

>>740204504
Are normies really celebrating the game?
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>>740181783
>first time you meet the cube, a sword is stuck in his body

Ok, maybe it's the early days of the Murdercube?

https://weapons.miraheze.org/wiki/Murder/k/ube
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>>740181783
Do you ever feel like Frank exists just to feed rage farms for engagement?
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>>740182187
Ramiel is an Octahedron



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