>Are you a superhero>(Dressed as a superhero) No, I'm Wolverine™>RRRAAAAAAAUUUGGGHHThis is so gay. I'm sorry, I just can't.
No pubes?
gonna wolv out on a nigga
>>740183629Whos that green nigga on the right lol
hello wolverine, I'm dad
>>740183629well he's not. you want him to lie?
>>740183629Will he team up with the Punisher to fight midgets?
>>740183629He really works best when he is just Logan in casual clothes, who travels around the world and kicks asses of dangerous criminals.
>>740183629>SENTINELS!!!
No, I'm Dunheir
>>740183629Wolverines are mean sons of bitches
>>740183629Wolverine might be lamer than all of the female super heroines combined
>>740183629Kinda on you for expecting Sony's capeshit to be well written
>>740184350That reads like an Ennis concept>expand imageoh
>>740183951probably Leech. He can neutralize powers, and he has control over it.
>>740183629>We must be better mutants
>>740183629This look so fucking shit, graphics peaked fucking 10 years ago already it's insane.
>>740183629This is what happens when burgers write dialogue. They can't help themselves. Every other scene has to be a quip or some needless self-referential wink towards the audience.
>>740183629Marvel and Star Wars have turned into that thing your dad used to like but you thought was boring and dumb
>>740183629Sabretooth is a better Wolverine in every fucking way:>taller>stronger>doesn't need adamantium gimmick to be strong>bred a lot of women making a lot of bastards, securing his bloodline>smarter, literally a hacker>apex predator>whiteHis only cons is being evil and Canadian but no one is perfect.
>>740184907This guy looks pretty chill. I'd hang with him.
>>740183629Why is he dressed up in an X-Men costume if the X-Men don't exist
I refuse to believe there are still people excited for this shit and strong woman of war.
>Sony thinks people are going to run out and buy ps5s because they arent going to be able to play this on a PC.You guys can have this one.
>>740183629How does no bullet hit anyone in that scene???
>>740188273he had the costume before he was an x-man.i think Alpha Flight gave it to him when they were trying to recruit him? or that was one of the retcons anyway.
>>740183629Logan in the comics doesn't really consider himself a "superhero". It's kinda in line with snikt bub.
>>740183629>>740184682>>740186752>>740187419>>740188389Dead internet theory.
>>740188389They'll say they are but they wont buy it either.The modern audience doesnt buy games
>>740189241No nigger, I am real.If the local town clown will walk around the neighborhood buttnaked with shit smeared on his back, then yes everyone will call him a lunatic.Don't you give me that "dead internet" crap.
>>740183629a californian definitely wrote that dialog
>>740189241Are YOU excited for this shit?
>>740183629imagine this game with one big icarly laugh track
>>740183629How many buttons will this "game" have?
>Are you a superhero?Should've been>Are you the X-men?>No, I'm Wolverine.There's no such thing as superheroes in Marvel. That's a DC thing.
>>740188054Sabertooth is biologically more animalistic than Wolverine solely because of the adamantium. Wolverine is held back by it constantly poisoning him, otherwise he'd also look like Sabertooth, but even more savage. So it's pretty fucking clear that Wolvie has the better healing factor since Sabertooth wouldn't even survive the adamantium hence he was rejected.
I wish capeshit videogames were aesthetically and tonally inspired by the comics instead of MCU sloppa
>>740183629>complaining just to complain Fuck off faggot. A video game character has more testosterone than your queer ass
>>740193115>the nameless goon dies first while the boss gets away>ACK ITS WOKE!!! HELP ME!!!
>>740183629That Wolverine looks like some faggot who takes himself too seriously to be Wolverine.
>>740194919He's always been cool and stoic like that tho
>>740183629Why is it that even his suit regenerates? I saw it in the demo.
Combat looks good. They got his design right. Keep staying schizo chuds. You only hate it because it is a Sony game.
>>740188187he's a cool dude that's friends with a giant head boy
>could have been a cool action-y adventure of Wolvie going around different places and meeting different characters>no its gritty cinematic experience of Wolvie fighting back against mutant racism and oppressionAwesome, just like they do in old comics and cartoons! Cant wait to see the battle pass and DLC season pass that gets cancelled halfway in like another game
>>740183629Do yourselves a favor, go on archive and download the PC version of Wolverine Origins and play that instead. You can even use 3 suits from the comics to be feel more like Wolverine.https://archive.org/details/x-men-origins-wolverine-uncaged-editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHTGPdpeDTQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0rdxE77S5Q
>>740183629You should be sorry, for being such a faggot.
>>740188510They'll have that one plus all of yours too.
>>740183629Yeah, it was such a lame and uninspired joke.>nah i'm too heckin violent and badass to be some pansy superheroMakes me think the rest of the game's writing will be the same, insufferably self-aware yet safe meta-jokes.
Are you faggots real? Og xman origins was The wolverine game.I bet most of you never played it because you guys are pretentious fags, but you played farmville or whatever commerce slop is popular with normie tards.This game looks awesome. It needs proper clothes destruction physics. The regeneration effect seems to be getting there. Gore check. Good visuals check. He is short king. You got classic yellow dress. This is as xman as it can get. It's also just a tech demo, not final product so shut the fuck up.After seeing what they did to God of War the wolverine game seems to be a masterpiece in comparison. It looks very promising so let them cook.
>>740198907>Gore checkLol where?>Let them cookRule 2
>>740198907Dont talk shit about Farmville
>>740198907Farmville is older than you, bud.
>>740195874Because the developer took a bunch of ideas they thought would be cool but half assed them. Why does the uniform get torn in the same exact way each time? Why does it reappear during cut scenes? Why does blood evaporate after a few seconds ?
>>740183629i love the part where they just open fire into the truck with all of those children there (and magically none of them get hit).
>>740183629Mfw when a chudé is transphobic
>>740188054>doesn't need adamantium gimmick to be strongthe adamantium doesnt make him strong. he's always had superhuman strength. the only real thing it does is coat his claws so they can cut stuff (anything, lol) and make him weak to magneto. and i guess prevent broken bones and limb loss or decapitation somehow.
>>740183629I can't get over thinking he looks weak and funny here. Is it because of the soi face meme or something that I am thinking about?
>>740199495It makes it so he can be a skeleton and live.
>>740188054>whiteWait a minute. Wolverine is not white? What is his ethnicity then? Is he like Gypsy Crusader?
>>740199804He's Canadian.
>>740193384The guy was a nameless goon thoughbeit
>>740183629Western superheroes have always had below the bottom of the barrel writing. It’s nothing new
>>740183629You are boring.
>>740183629Soiverine is a foid and troon game.
people that buy and enjoy AAA slop games are retarded and should be publicly executed.
>>740196213They should make a game about the X-men fighting aliens like they do in fucking half of the Claremont run, including the iconic Dark Phoenix Saga, which everybody always kinda forgets involved motherfucking aliens and was not in fact just Jean Grey moping about not having control over her powers
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>>740183629This should be awesome but the gameplay looks so fucking boring. Am I getting too old for vidya? Is this normal?
>>740199804no, even worse, a Canadian