I am Frank the Cube.
>>740186990THE LOATHSOME CUBE ACTOR
You are now Frank, Defender of the Polyverse
>>740186990straight and white? humiliation ritual role
>>740186990>ruins every RLM video he's inamazing consistency stop bringing real celebrities onto the fucking show you hack fraudsyes, even culkin
PREPARE YOURSELFFOR CUBE
>a character named FRANK>in a god of war gameNot in my wildest dreams could I ever...
>>740187207He had that sort of role in star trek sometimes as well I think. Still, I expect the cube to be the best part of that shitpile of a game.
>>740187279C U B E
>>740186990At last, after years of waiting, there is light at the end of the tunnel: The Meat Cube has returned.
>>740187289It's Phranque
>>740186990can you give me an example of a kid of a successful actor that is...talented and good at his/her job like his/her daddy/mom?
>>740187279THE FUN CANNOT BE HALTED
>>740187436Laura Dern
>>740187436Michael Douglas
>>740187436samara weaving, although its hugo's niece (sex with samara)
>>740187436Jamie Lee Curtis
>>740187343Is this AI
I wear Fast Pants
>>740187616no it's real, they're already making a movie adaptation of the game
>>740187436Kiefer SutherlandDomhall GleesonJared HarrisSamara Weaving
>>740186990genuinely what is the point of mocapping this
>>740186990Do not enter my proximity, human
Oi 'Ue
>waggy cagelol
>>740187343Gotta love Eric Roberts, the guy is such a pro.
Before time began, there was.....the CUUUBE.
>>740187343A Tapking Cat is unironically cinemakino.
>>740186990>No prism or spherical characters, not a cylinder in sightSo much for "muh diversity"
>>740186990
>>740187145
>>740187417>it's [reddit frank]Amazing. Thank you, generation x writing squad.
>>740186990Oi, UE!
>>740187145Lol
>>740188625allah
>>740187343>Eric Roberts>Johnny Whitaker>Twinks that probably take their tops offThis is a David DeCoteau film, isn't it.
The game itself looks okay too. However, the cube makes me don't wanna play it. I'm tired of quirky companions.
>>740188963>cube...companion...say that again....
>>740186990The Kaaba has risen and departed from Mecca for parts unknown. It speaks in an unusual dialect, similar to that the western United States.
Phranque*
>>740186990>my dad was a famous cube, that's how I got this gig
>>740188963>I'm tired of quirky companions.it's going to be a dozen hours of this
>>740187763I assume they want it there as a sort of reference. They will be mocapping the actress who will be moving around/talking to it/interacting or whatever and they want a representation of the cube there so she can turn and look at it etc. Why the actorfag is in the cube costume I don't know, probably a photo op and they have someone else doing it most of the time.
Cubor.
>>740186990>GET IN THE WAGECUBE 'UE
>>740186990It is your job to guide Cube about the things that Cube can't go through
>>740187417Zoomers actually have these disgusting names thanks to their gen X parents
>>740191179I thought it was bad enough to have the quippy Hollywood humor shit in the past couple games, just completely out of place with the rest of the tone for some horribly misplaced sense of levity. This feels like mashing a children's film idea of quirky humor in a mangled state into a violent fantasy action at the same time. It's so horrifically misplaced that it's amusing at the conceptual audacity, but miserable in execution. I half expect the whole "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING" shit to reveal the sword and cube are actually godslaying assholes that no one wants around.
New Wheatley
>>740187220you can't ruin something that is already worthless shit
>>740187436Josh Brolin
This fucking writing, I swear...>Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
>>740192641>I've named my six kids>Chasity, Barcode, Truth, Amiability, Stone and Wistfully >They will all be homeschooled
Did......did i just see that now.Wait hold on, tell me again in English Did that cube.....just.....talk..to me?Is this what were doing now? Talking cubes huh?The girls back home will never believe this.Wow a talking cubeWhats next the cube has a name too. Ha
>>740187436both of Richard Harris's sons are good actors
>>740192890the prequels are bad, anon
>>740188319beep beep beep BEEP
>>740186990well that's just silly
>>740186990Will Jack Quaid ever get a role that isn't humiliating?
>>740192803Remember when Kratos was tricked by Ares into killing his family and wore their ashes on his skin? Might as well throw the talking flower from Mario Wonder in the new game it would be less out of place than anything from the original Greek trilogy.
>>740196096>Wow, he's, uh, somebody who doesn't get out much, is he? >Ashes bound to his skin? Oof! Do they sell ointment for that?
>>740196096Great savings on foundation though!
>>740187616It’s an edit of a real movie about a talking cat. I suspect the writing of the game will be of similar quality
>>740191179>I JUST CUBED SHIT WITH MY MIND>THAT’S SOMETHING I DO NOW
She's taking to a ribbon!?
>>740186990What in the fucking hell is the mocap for? It's a cube.
>>740197898Reference for where the cube is in the scene.
>>740187220Evans is in almost every episode, tho
>>740187436Charlie Sheen
>>740186990Hey, that's the guy that lost at Star Wars trivia!
>>740186990Cubes are very jewish
>>740188625Where is justice?
What do you do, cubeman?
>>740187395that takes me back
>>740187436It’s honestly more of a challenge to name 10 successful actors who got to where they are without a bit of nepotism or rich parents getting their foot in the door. You’ll know it’s a circlejerk, but you just don’t know how much of a circlejerk it all really is because many of their famous parents/uncles/aunts/etc are way before your time.
KYOOB
>>740188625what a shitload of fuck
>>740186990Its really messed up that you didn't salute the LGBT flag, F...
>>740186990How do you cube?
>>740186990Normalfags will eat this shit up
>>740186990They're going to get Karl Urban for a cameo, right?Feels like a missed opportunity at this point if they don't.
>>740186990>Twelve mechanical struts welded right onto his body. Guy named Jack Quaid winds up with a quad shape, what are the odds? Hoffman->.....>What are we gonna call this guy?
>>740186990This gotta be the stupidiest and lamest thing I have ever seen in the history of videogames, can you prove me wrong? And keep in mind they muist have spend millions in just this.
>>740206747Dr. Cubed!
>>740206747Bar Boy
>>740187417That's like the /tv/ meme of pretending dialogue is all character names.>I'm Dunnhier.
>>740187436Fiona Dourif
>>740187436Almost all actors are nepo babies which includes the good ones
>>740199905This is normal in most industries around the world. I don't know why it's only whined about with film and TV acting.
>>740206747Cube 2: Hypercube
How did a series that was inspired by rich ancient mythology manage to debase itself so much that it had to use a random CUBE named FRANK as a character?
>>740206863This is more stupid and lame.
>>740198027Could've done it the Rodger Rabbit way: use a pointy stick.
forspoken 2: electric concordoo
>>740186990My theory is, that he is this cubehttps://weapons.miraheze.org/wiki/Murder/k/ube
>>740187436Ever Anderson
>>740208878He's just a gelatinous cube. DnD is mythology now, get over it.
>>740208795A cube isn't a stick, it's a cube, it takes up space. It's useful to have a reference at all time to where it's occupying in a scene.
>>740209003Yeah, but first time we saw him, a sword was stucked in his body
>>740187220>real celebritiesnot how I would describe Nepo Jack, but I guess his parents can't get him anything better seeing as they are both mostly irrelevant these days.
>>740208690That's pretty good. But it's taken!
>>740187436Aviana Adams
>>740209180is she talented and good or just cute
>>740209059He's the protagonist of a big TV show and was in major films like Scream 5. He's more relevant than Dennis Quaid has been in a few decades.
>>740209236She’s actually good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aGDCE6Nrz0
>>740186990>a fucking CUBE needs to be motion capturedNah.Just burn it all at this point.WTFH are you even doing at this point?
>>740208713because the ass hats making it are antiwhite and openly distain the original Greek mythologies.
>>740209019>people like this are making decisions in corporations nowBeyond grim.>>740209067We'll call him...Cubicle.
>>740187436michael douglass drew barrymore
>>740210863>gayreeks>white
Niggas don't know about my timecube lore
>>740186990but where is THE DREADED CONE?
>>740187763the anti-rape cube is standard issue for all male actors in a post me-too world
>>740210962Thanks for proving my point about antiwhiteism. Both in spreading that lie and trying to exclude our brothers.Do kill yourself.
>>740208729Which actor was paid millions to pull this off.
>>740210863>>740211051swarthoid SEETHING
>why do AAA games cost so much to make??>hires a random celebrity to mocap as a fucking cube
>>740211051pic rel are the most famous Greek actor of all time, and the most famous Greek singer
>>740211127inb4 blah blah blah muh ancient aryans
>>740211095You think you can be a better cube than him? Oh really? Well then where's your pretending to be a cube job? Oh what's that, you've never even had a pretending to be a cube job? Yeah that's what I fucking thought faggot.
>>740206747The Human Cubicle!
>>740187220The VA Josh guy was funny and Mike has never stopped seething about the "bah bah bah" impression.
>>740206747Black Box
>>740187207>straightIs he though?
>>740186990Godommit Fronk
>>740206747Dr. Strange
*sung to the tune of iron man by black sabbath*
>>740213874That's pretty good...but it's taken!
So is this going to be the main vilain?
>>740206863Dante's Inferno's marketing campaign. Maybe it's less lame because it was so bafflingly stupid but the fake protestors were lame. Also the >your mom would hate this gameads for Dead Space 2.There's probably other EA ad campaigns I'm forgetting.
>>740186990So this is why AAA games cost $100 now
>>740186990Humiliation ritual
>>740186990Why do they need to mocap a cube. Three edge loops and 3 bones and you'd be set. Saves way more money than dealing with faggot over there
OI CUBIE
>>740187279PICK UP YOUR CONTROL SWITCH AND ENTER ANOTHER WORLDYOU ARE NOW CUBE DEFENDER OF THE POLYVERSE
>>740213945No one can reach level red, it's impossible.
>>740187417Sounded like Frank to me.
>>740187279only available for the Monotech Power Game Unit
>>740211317He definitely just likes shit talking and messing with Mike, which alone is a breath of fresh air. His accents are alright, but you can only do Arnold and Morgan Freeman voices so long before it stops being funny.
>>740187417Stay, Outov Miterotori.
>>740187417Shut up Le-a, no one cares you monkey-faced mutant
>>740187417You see, Kwitte Phranqueli
