>oh cool a video essay on a obscure game I like>the Youtuber keeps adding unfunny quips every 2 seconds
>it's over-edited
>>740187043mfw i see a post-movie episode
>>740187043>cool a video essayretard...
>recommended video of guy I used to watch years ago>look inside >unnatural sounding effeminate voice >check profile>she/herWhy is this getting more common?
https://youtu.be/SxBLWLFgaDU>the commentsjej
>>740187043>screen shrinks and shifts while he says a shitty joke>drags it on>"I'll edit that out" but keeps it in (that's the joke haha)Anyone making and watching these deserves to have their time wasted
>youtuber shows their face talking for most of the video instead of just showing relevant footage/imagesThis one annoys me far more than it probably should. Bonus annoyance points if they're holding a "comically" small microphone
>"So anyways, time to get on with the review">YouTuber is about to hit the power button>strange visual effect happens>"What the?">portal appears with another YouTuber inside>"WAIT, [main YouTuber]! YOU CAN'T PLAY THAT!">"[GUEST YOUTUBER]? What are YOU doing here?!"
>>740187458For me it's when they don't know how to pronounce a name so they go "oh my god I'm just now reading this for the first time so sorry if I butcher the name!". Bitch you're on the internet, quickly look up how to pronounce the name, say it properly in the video and move on
>>740187043>watching video essaysishygddt>>740187321Mogs me
>You just wanna hear them talk whilst watching gameplay footage>They keep cutting to footage of themselves>They do a stupid "bit where they have a conversation and explain things to themselves">It shows gameplay footage againahhh back to the good stu->switches back to footage of them sitting in their formula 1 racing car computer chair and neon light studio with shelf of product placement figurines or vinyl popsWow i really hate this, it's supposed to be an indepth analysis about some game yet they're making it all about them with heaps of visual noise and unfunny skits where they try to be amusing or clever.
>>740187458>makes intentionally shitty joke>camera zooms in to quirky stare as “oh brother this guy stinks” clip plays>haha so self aware haha that’s the joke>>740187150This is honestly more egregious, I can’t stand when someone thinks adding two second clips for laughs every other sentence is humor.
>>740187321Seriously. This guy i watched many years ago, i see an old vid recommended to me. I click on his channel, he trooned out and does onlyfans (leadheadbutsus)Then i scroll through my old liked videos, and see a video from aztrosist. Rewatch it, haha funny, i click on his channel, he trooned out to and also does onlyfans WTF is jewtube doing to these niggas?
>>740187043>essay>just recaps the plot
>Essayist waits until the end to mention he's a communist and his favourite Souls game is DS2
These threads always feel weird because I want actual timestamped examples of this stuff happening
>>740188435>leadheadbutsusI watched his videos right until this voice started to go weird. I didn't realise he had an onlyfans Jesus Christ
>essayist shoves in a political take out of nowhere You're talking about Super fucking Mario for two hours dude
>favourite youtuber makes video on my favourite game>he shits all over it
>>740187321>Why is this getting more common?It usually catches me off guard cause sometimes they don't even show signs of trooning out. It just happens so suddenly.
This still cracks me up
>>740187503>So on to the topic of the murder of X person. Being murdered is a nasty thing and it's hard to keep yourself safe out there. But you know what makes me feel safe? Chink spyware VPN!These people should be hanged and quartered.
>>740188616Its always the voiceI saw a video about dark souls in my homepage, it was something i would've been genuinely interested in watching. Immediately im greeted with the most pathetic attempt at an adult man trying to sound like a little girl. I click off, remove from watch history, and press "dont recommend channel"
>>740187321oh john...
>click on video essay>british accent
>>740188884LOL this dudes voice is already bad especially because he sounds like hes choking on his tongue constantly, but now he thinks hes a woman because he put on makeup and used manipulative camera tricks?
>Reviewer is british>Every other joke references something british
>>740188803>This video contains depictions and/or discussion of a J. K. Rowling tweet
>>740188803I don't know why but J.K. Rowling needing a trigger warning got me a chuckle.
For me it's the censoring of swear words. I have zero clue why it pisses me off so much, maybe because it makes it feel more corporate?
>>740188435It's kinda worrying how common this is.
>>740188884AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOfucking hell, ill never trust an unexplained hiatus again
>Reviewer is American>Every other joke references guns
>>740188892The biggest jumpscare I had was with a comic book tuber. RNS Entertainment He was a fairly small channel, /fit/ talked about his favorite comics, had a saucy latina gf. Then after the pandemic he takes a break and I find his tumblr, he lost all of his muscle, is skinny as fuck, dresses all in pink with girly clothes, like a porcelain doll, talks with that little girl voice and says this was his true self. I have no idea what the fuck happened but I felt genuinely horrified.
>>740188803>Violence Against Women!>Sexual Assualt!!>Forced Pregnancy!!!>J.K. Rowling!!!!Dear god.
>Youtuber keeps repeating things he already said>forces in metaphors that barely make any sense>speaks very generally without ever going into specifics>Slowly start to realize the video's script was definitely written with AII hate that this hasn't happened to me just once either. Why even bother if you're not going to write it yourself?
>>740187321Jesus Christ how horrifying
>click video>esl voice>close video>"Don't recommend channel"
>>740188803How in the name of god is "A J.K Rowling tweet" alongside rape and all that other shit?
>does this person have insight that is superior to my own?>can they even match the complexity of my own banal observations?If they fail the latter I immediately turn it off.
>>740189182>Youtuber keeps repeating things he already said>forces in metaphors that barely make any sense>speaks very generally without ever going into specifics>turns out they're just fucking retarded
>video essayist goes on an unprompted, unrelated rant that is clearly directed at a specific content creator 3 hours into the video
>>740187321i was watching a collab video and suddently a tranny voice jumpscared mewomen don't even talk like that, i don't understand why all of them do a stereotypical impression of a woman
>4 hour long video game "analysis">95% plot summary with 2 mins of safe milquetoast opinions at the end
>click on video essay>guy speaks in uptalkDrives me fucking insane, every single time. How are there people on this earth that can genuinely tolerate that shit?
>>740187321>look up lets player I used to watch years ago >now he's 50 and STILL a virgin It's never going to get better NCS bros...
>someone left a comment on one of my video essays>says he and his wife were looking for videos on this game>and they watched it together in bed the previous nightYeah I'm ready to end it
>>740189272Weirdly I don’t think I’ve ever been recommended a video voiced by a latinx. Do they not make videos or does Youtube just know I wouldn’t watch them?
>When the essayist starts talking about the soundtrack but I'm watching on my phone at 5% volume
>>740189432Uptalk?
guys which tubers have fallen the furthest?
>>740189506worse is when they start talking about the soundtrack and they clearly know nothing about music but try to break it down anyway.
>>740189436he was one of the first let's play channels I watched, his Majora's Mask series specifically
>>740189593>imgoingtoshootbubblesupyournose
>>740189490They make videos in their own language usually
>>740189389Trannies dress and talk like the 11 year olds they couldn't flirt with in school
>>740189389I respect the trannies that just keep their normal-ass man voice a lot more
>>740189436>look up comedy channel i used to watch>one guy plays all the male and female characters >comment "didnt this guy used to have friends">turns out hes a troon now
>See video about game I like>Topic sounds interesting >Click on it>Woman(real) starts talking>Close video>Do not recommend channel
>youtuber almost loses everything for having a shoe fetish
>>740189546nta but I think that's when they inflect their voice so every sentence sounds like a question, since your pitch goes higher when you ask oneBasically it just sounds annoying and unconfident
>>740188884Yo hold the phone he's a tranny? I liked his videos :/
>>740189489Stop doing videos on sexy beach and rapelay then?
>random cutouts of game characters pop up with sound effects>camera quickly jump cuts to a zoom in with EVERY joke>sometimes the video goes crooked because the JOKE WAS BAD GET IT LAUGH
>>740189556Jim Sterling. even barring the trooning the videos became nothing but insufferable bitching
>"A brief history of X">12 hours long
>>740187321
>I played every game in franchise>barely even touches the games, has nothing of value to say about either of them>constant unfunny jokes>talks about his personal life non stop>comments are full of retards congratulating him on whatever the fuck he said he was doing (like getting married)
>>740189546Not much, Anon. What's uptalk with you?
>Youtuber suddently becomes a v-tuber >Think the worst >Youtuber actually just stays the same but now with an icon on the left screen
>he does it for free
>He found a funny, informative channel that covers niche games he likes?>Give the YouTuber a gf that forces herself into every other video and completely sanitizes the humor
>youtuber presents personal options as undeniable facts
>>740188803Women are gay as fuck lmao, when are they gonna woman up
>>740189272>see the words "gen z" in the video title or thumbnail>Don't recommend channel
>>740189275she's transphobic, aka unfathomably based
>>740189272I get the feeling that western europeans are more likely to be making a video about something they like, but eastern europeans are doing it because the 5 cents of ad revenue is equal to a year’s salary in their village
>>740188435>aztrosistWtf he transitioned too? Well at least she's hot now so not depressing like >>740187321
>>740190036>tranny>hotoxymoron
>>740189715Is that like that IGN reviewer? I forgot which video was but holy shit he was ending every single sentence with the same intonation and it was hilarious.
>>740187321>>740188435
i don't really give a shit about trannies (who are victims of mental illness and propaganda) but the only two voices any of them have are "not even trying" and "awful faux anime girl"idk what to tell them to do about it thoughgood luck i guess
>>740189272>start video>absolutely unintelligible Spanish accent
The type of YouTuber who makes commentary videos and the video is NOTHING but nigger reacting.gif and stupid stock photos that match what they are saying are the absolutely bottom just a little above faggots who makes reaction videos to other people playing or commentating while playing.Case in pointhttps://youtu.be/dG6if-DxSZg?is=LfbfWRwS3WGMBkUYhttps://youtu.be/-fIW95BA3PI?is=e5IfYEVlv2bLYfUN
>>740187043>oh cool a video essay
>Watch retrospective of online game I grew up with>Youtuber talks about the golden age of community>says 2013 or newer was the golden age
>>740189061Well it is just that and to maximize Youtube shekels.
>>740188803the fact people hate JK rowlling so much today is hilarious.She was even made fun of by family guy recently, all because she doesn't like trannies.
>>740190089This is why I'm not voice training and becoming a cis man on hrt
How did youtube end up being more boring than TV holy shit, complete creative freedom and all people do is talk to the camera giving retarded opinions on video games
>>740187043i like it when they say a thing and then segue to a clip from a popular American television show where they said the same thingif i see another segue into a Simpsons clip again in my life i will kill everyone i see who even vaguely looks american
>>740187043>YTer used to commentate over things with just his voice>Now he still does the same with a green screen and holding a microphone which adds no value to the video whatsoever
>video essay>youtuber is playing it completely straight >has to say some hard to pronounce Japanese name or something >video suddenly cuts to black "oh my god I just realised I wrote this script and have no idea how to pronounce this name haha"I hate this shit, it's a scripted prerecorded video not a livestream you're not witty or quirky
WIEEEEENER SUCK MY HUGE COCK WIEEEEENERi find seer agreeable in an "AVGN but he's an actual reviewer and not a guy mostly speaking negatively or positively about his childhood" kind of way
>>740190096>nigger reacting.gif and stupid stock photosi feel like i'm losing my mind when i see this
>>740188435He spent too much time on Something Awful, it changes men into monsters
>>740190202good luck (i guess)
>click on youtube video of someone I've never watched before>woman starts talking>close video>"do not recommend this channel"
>>740189275Her specific flavor of autism is "I HATE TRANNIES" and she financially backs pretty much all British and European anti-trans legislatureAnd her books suck shit
>>740190248It's insane how many people do this holy shit, it's like giving away the reference, so unfunny.
>>740190121>zoomer refers to early 2010s Youtube after the Google acquisition as "the wild west"
>”my wife…”>dislike the video and don’t recommend the channel
>>740190010The problem is that western europeons are gay flaccid vegetable people. Everything they do and every opinion they have is tainted by being the flatfoots who couldn't make it to America with the Chad genes.
>>740190096God, i hate these videos. And i was guilty of liking these types of videos back then...
>>740190121Yeah this pisses me off too.
>>740188884I kmew this was going to happen after he donated to the gay charity for the crime of playing a harry potter game.
>youtube essayist makes a video about one of my favorite games and says its his favorite too>he likes it for totally retarded reasons
>>740187321I can relate. I am happy for them. Even though they would hate me, I am glad they are happier.
>>740190096the chill zone is hit or miss, it really depends on the topic of the video. sometimes he has a lot to say and adds decent commentary and sometimes he adds nothing at all. reaction video content in general is just really low effort though. the bar for what is considered "good" is already extremely low.
>>740188803I clicked on a video about Harry Potter recently and the faggot who made it spent the intro crying about J.K Rowling being fatphobic instead of talking about the topic of the video lmao.>>740190264Seer is one of the few tolerable challenge run youtubers because he has something to say other than "I did X, then I did Y" over and over again.
>>740190417I agree with doing this, I don't wanna hear about their fucking personal lives, if you let it slip once they will just keep doing it more and more and eventually have their family in the videos or doing AMA shit.
>>740189275She's 95% lefty and 5% based so she needed to be ostracized.
>>740189146Upload in my subscriber box from woman channel, turns out it was a lets player i watched in 2010
>>740190325the opposite of this is when you hear a woman youtuber and you actually like them and agree with the things they're saying and you're like wtf... i'm meant to hate you bitch. but they're actually just good at what they're doing.then you see another standard female youtuber and you wish death upon all women everywhere.
>>740189275She kills xem trans folks for sport
>>740187043>The videogame/movie essay is 4 hours longBut why
>>740189272>Don't recommend the channel>I do not like the video>I have already seen the video>Shows up in my homepage feed 4 more timesYou WILL look at Will Smith with an explosion in the background!dumbass algorithm is forced to promote ethnics despite reminding it repeatedly i hate them
>>740187043Love the serious review where a random funny joke hit you like a truck then the reviewer just keep going as if nothing happened. >>740187150Better than a Let's Play claiming to be a guide/review/analysis.
>>740190596Why watch a movie when you can spend 2x the length listening to someone telling you about it? That's twice the content!
>>740190121>the early youtube legendsand then it's shit like dream, idubbz and leafy
>watching female reactor who I've enjoyed for sometime>she reveals in passing she has a bf/husband>unsubscribe>report video for "spam or misleading"
>type “[song name]” into youtube search>autocomplete suggests “[song name] reaction”Is this a real thing that exists and people watch?
>>740190008>aka unfathomably basedshe isn't, she's a raging libtard on anything except trannies
>>740190417lol anon got NTR by a youtuber.
>>740190596how would i know how shit the latest marvel movie is if i didn't have mauler and friends to do a scene by scene, line by line analysis telling me about how shit it is for 12 hours?
>This character is nonbinary which is awesome to seeBlocktube was invented for sentences like that
This is the most accurate parody yethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mukhzo9OIL8
>>740190691I don’t care about your hambeast’s opinion so stfu
>>740189697Absolute legend. No woman is going to presume to inform or educate me on anything especially not a male-oriented hobby like gaming their involvement has only ruined over the years
>Game from 90s/2000s has a mild politically incorrect joke>"Ugh, wow. This didn't age well."
>follow youtuber for years>he says something even slightly leftist>unsubscribe, don't recommend channel
>>740190683Looking for meme charts for Clone Hero or whatever is awful because the original chart get copyrighted strike only leaving people "reacting" to it. I think most people watch such for the same reason family guy themed channels can exist showing "clips" that are 11 mins long poorly edited just enough to be completely unwatchable but some retard out there can enjoy it. Like seem like most people who use youtube seem to lack standards completely.
>>740189061same, i remember youtube as a place to watch hotel mario edits with swear words. I just can't watch it anymore.
>>740187043>video essay on game I recently played>1 hour 40 minutes>click>video opens with the definition of the word "horror" read out in a melodramatic tone by a balding 23 year old>15 minutes of the history of the game, including the lead developer's entire life story and an aside about the 9/11 terror attack>not a single joke or interesting comment made the entire time, sounds like a highschooler reading a script. >finally the screen goes black>"Chapter 1 - Why [GAME] Still Matters...">click off video
>>740187496>if they're holding a "comically" small microphoneyou mean a lapel mic?
>>740189272>THE ARCHITECT AND THE BUILDER
>>740190683I wouldn't call them people
>>740190896>>video opens with the definition of the word "horror" read out in a melodramatic tone by a balding 23 year oldholy kek this made me laugh
>why [old thing from before 2009] is actually overrated/ actually le bad>made by a zoomer who mostly played licensed Nickelodeon slop and shovelware until the WiiU
>>740187043>8 hour long set of clips of other people's reviews>they call it a retrospective
>>740190596Because it's ment for wage slaves to put on the background while they wage slave
>>740187321A lot of autists got oneshotted by the tranny mind virus. Sad to see.
>>740189061>Watching police bodycam video>Every swear word is censored (even minor ones like damn and hell)>But "Nigger" is uncensored for some reasonYoutube is a strange place
>>740190008>basedthere's literally a nigger Snape in the new Harry Potter show
>"Why [your favourite video game] is the worst thing ever and you're a piece of shit for ever liking it"
I keep getting videos like this, not the larping as a viking shit but how life is le bad and you should go live in the forest or something, I don't know why.
If you put footage of yourself standing in front of a green screen with a mic in your hand in your videos instead of footage of what you're talking about, you need to kill yourself NOW.
>>740191129Its their culture, bigot.
>>740190008She is a feminist, she only hates trannies because they're a subset of men
>"Can you beat X without Y?!">No>45 minute video
>youtuber spends years as only a voice with game footage>suddenly he starts showing his face>he's ugly as fuck>90% of his videos are now his ugly face talking to the camera>retards praise him for finally being brave enough to show his face
>>740189546Think of the Chills "number 15" voice
>>740187043>"BE SURE TO LIKE THE VIDEO">We're only 8 seconds inUhh, how about no? I just got here. That's like a chef asking me to leave a good review before I even tasted their food. I'll give you a thumbs up if you deserve it, you entitled cunt.
>>740191161The universe is trying to tell you something.
>watch videogame essay>it's aggressively woke and gay
Whatever this is
>>740190810i can't wait toJUMPinto this video
>>740191252>youtuber recounting some story>and that's when X said to Y "be sure to like and subscribe">>740191304i sat through these for some reason after everyone kept parroting they were so great and it was basically just listening to 2 /v/irgins call each other faggot for four hours
>>740191161demoralization d&c>save only yourself, goy. don't organize!
>>740191252>Only 5% of my viewers are actually subscribed so please consid-
>>740190905worth unsubscribing and don't recommending just for that because lavaliers are supposed to be clipped to you near your sternumlearn how to use your gear asshole
>>740190896>watch Star Wars can't grow up video by Mauler (I know I know)>40 minutes of so>talks about 20 minutes about Futurama>then starts talking about BuffyHoly shit I got legit angry for being so retarded thinking the video will have anything of substance.
>>740191161Youtube's algorithm is notoriously dogshit and reinforces its own suggestions even after you feed "NO" into it a bunch of times, it'll persist for 5+ recommendations unless you castrate it immediately by telling it to not recommend you that channel ever again
>>740190596The algorithm likes longform content these days
For me it's ninomae ina'nis
>>740191409This. If they were legit they wouldn't be allowed on youtube.
>>740190596Unironically because the Youtube algorithm caters to sleepslop videos. Try it yourself, leave youtube autoplay running with videos of a channel you like at night and after 3-4 videos it will assume you're asleep and gravitate towards 4 hour long compilations "to fall asleep to" and essay slop.Lots of possible ad spots per video and an audience that doesn't skip ads and watches for 8 hours at a time without breaks.
>video starts>AI generated voiceCome on man. How can you fail at the bare minimum?
>>740191450>because lavaliers are supposed to be clipped to you near your sternumYeah I don't get why people hold them either, I think it's so they have something to fidget with
>>740191304>fallout 3 is garbage and here is why -hbomberguy>10 years ago>fallout 3 is better than you think -many a true nerd>8 year ago>fallout 3 ISNT better than you think - creetosis>4 years agothe fact that these videos are all responses to each other is hilariously pathetic.
>small-time cosy genuine passion youtuber>production value is shit but that adds to the charm>puts out a video every two weeks constantly>"I'm making a patreon so I can quit my job and do this full time!">"this means my videos will be more frequent and have better quality!">reaches the patreon goal>puts out like two "higher quality" videos then seemingly drops off the face of the earth to only put out like three videos a year
>be me>be happy and content, enjoy vidya, my job and hobbies>youtube>"why video games are not fun anymore">"why you have no energy"'>"a day in the life of a 40 year old loser">"why nothing feels fulfilling"Seriously what the fuck
>>740187321The only time I've experienced this was richie from sinclairlore aka Jerk Sans Frontieres, I was taken aback by it but I still use sinclairlore as my default background noise when replaying from games, his tranny voice was grating until I got used to it but the contrast when he does impressions in a male voice is quite funny
>>740187043I was trying to look up information when I was building a new PC recently and this shit is so fucking annoying.Bitch you aren't a stand up comedian and I didn't come here to watch your set.The worst part is that they didn't even go over the information about what they were doing, it was just shitty quips.
>video is perfectly on point>suddenly starts bitching about sexism in videogames and making fun of people who complained about censorship and localization issues
>>740187496The mic annoys me a lot. No nigger, you are not THAT important, you're talking about some corporate product, not holding a speech about world economy.
>>740189506>"And the soundtrack? Just listen to this!">it's completely unremarkable
>youtuber talks about the "OGs" of youtube"Pewdiepie, Markiplier, Jacksepticeye..."
>unkempt zoomer talking into a cheap microphone and trying too hard to look like they're on a public access show
>>740191759>Watch video about [thing]>Youtuber spends 30 minutes bitching about Trump for some reason
>>740187321Gamer pipeline. /v/ is safe because we don't play games.
>>740191759>making fun of people who complained about censorship and localization issuesThey sure care a lot while also making fun of people who care the other way.
>>740189272NahMarcel Vos and Decino make interesting videos
>>740188435>>740187321it all goes back to the toaster fucker memein any other time period, these people would've been craftsmen who are obsessed with their work but now they just find people as sick as they are and they validate eachother endlessly
>>740191925the boxed life was a wild ride
>stumble across random zoomer channel>moderate to low views>listens to his community>going through a period of playing older games by recommendation>finding out through experience that they're all vastly better than the slop being released nowMaximum kinocomfy
>>740191649Some youtubers are somehow still seething and making video responses to Mathhewphimosis' video on Dark Souls 2. Like, just let it go man.
>>740188803>>740189275Trannies have never mentally recovered form failing to cancel J.K at the height of tranny insanity in 2016.If gamergate was their Vietnam then J.K Rowling is their personal 9/11.With the chokehold they had on culture back then they grew arrogant and totally forgot that J.K was essentially one of their commanders, and that she had much more pull in than they could ever amass, even with corpo backing.J.K is still to this day the IP holder over Harry Potter(one of the most recognized franchises in the world) and could freely tell Hollywood execs and streaming services to pull her series off whatever streaming site they have if she really wanted to.And if there is one thing Jews love more than mutilated goycattle, it's money.The combination of having literally no mega-corp backing plus seeing how little regular people(not just gamer chuds but actual family people) cared for their plight buckbroke them mentally.It was so fucking funny witnessing.
>video essay>youtuber makes equips every few minutes>they are pretty funny and well edited
>watch game review>20 minutes in starts defending Sweet Baby Inc
>>740191047deserved
>>740187043>4 hour review>Unwarranted political opinion completely derails the entire video.Thanks for wasting my time radicalsoda you fucking bitch.
>>740191486Words cannot express how much I dislike MauLer. All ego, no substance. May he boil in shit for all eternity alhamdulilah.
Bros, I've ran out of obscure video game "retrospectives" to watch.There is only garbage left.
>youtuber is apolitical>you just know that means they're right wing and don't wanna piss off the mob
>talking about the golden age of achievement hunter>after Rey left
>click on video description>see link to the creator's bluesky>hit back button
>>740187321Proton jon has been publicly commissioning drawings of him as bimbo rosalina for 10 years, and now everyone around him has to act like his degeneracy is beautiful. Nothing stays simple forever, I suppose.
>>740191567Irrelevant to this thread
>watch zero political related videos>they always come creeping in if I'm not constantly "do not recommend" every single one I see.
>>740192118just rewatch majuular (although ultima is not obscure)
>>740189709It was more for making the mistake of sharing private information with a tranny.Sadly he hasn't actually learned his lesson.
>Youtuber presents themselves as a "cozy wholesome chungus">swears constantly
>>740192296I've already done that.
>british guy with "dry humor">talks in slow motion and pauses for 5 seconds of awkward silence as the "punchline"
>>740192178i am finding i may have to make a bluesky account to follow furry artists
>video game reviewer is an honest to god woman who is hyperfixated on specific genres of video games>doesn't try to be funny or obnoxious, just talks about the subject matter and often brings in extraneous info about the development of said gameThere's only like 3 but they shit on a lot of other channels
>>740192294left or right social media always tries to radicalize you
>>740192331i don't know what is worse, slow talkers or the "wounded animal" voice where every sentence they sound like they are about to cry.
>youtuber makes videos using AI voice>it's not bad but you can tell it's AI>comments go ape shit at AI>youtuber starts making video using their own voice from then on>their own voice is far worse than the AI one>comments praise them for not using AI anymore despite blatant quality downgrade
>Watching video about old game>All the footage is using some ugly ass "HD" texture pack
I want to make a video essay one day. I want to say nigger (hard r) in it somewhere. Should I do it?
>says characters are based, constantly uses giga chad edits
>>740192406I also got a lot of those hyper masculinity "women are fools" manosphere stuff trying to get into my reqs as well.I really don't know why, I watch almost exclusively game, animation or dnd stuff.If anything thats the polar opposite of those kinds of videos.
>>740192493Yeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp5wvpkf-EA
>>740191649>>740192013I was just about to reply with this LMAO. At this point the discourse reply chain is barely talking about the same fucking game. SOTFS and the DLC didn't even exist when his review game out and it's been TWELVE years since. I can't even imagine being so butthurt about the potato man that you had to respond to him over a decade late.
>thumbnail is them pointing at the subject of the video or rubbing their chin and trying to look thoughtful
>>740192390finding any niche hyper-fixated content creator who just wants to talk about the thing they love, male or female, is like discovering gold.
>>740192061The one about people rightfully complaining about the gross buff "women" in Paldea? That's the only political thing in the entire SV review.
>>740192294it sells and that's all there is to it, you just have to keep saying no, it's not worth it>>740192390incredibly rare to find one but it's a blessing when you do
>>740192509>the meme is a muscular naked mandoes anyone else always thought that shit was gay as fuck?
>>740188401>reverb fart>"oh my god bro what the fu"
>>740192329damnuhhLGR, earlybird, doshdoshington (mostly plays factorio tho), oneshorteyethat's all i can find most of my history is top gear and formula 1
>>740187043>The Youtuber explains how this is game made by a bunch of straight japanese men in the 2000s is about queer and transgender culture
>>740192406It might be intentional but I think it's also because recommendation algorithms prioritize high engagement content. And what gets the most engagement by far? Political slop.
>>740187321I guess I'm lucky I've never had this happen. Most of my old subs just went either further left or went right.
>>740187043>vine boom sound effectSeriously, that shit isn’t fucking funny, knock it off.
>>740192454>AI voice in video>I can still tell it was made by an Indian by the sheer amount of grammatical errors and "needful thinking" thought processes that seep through even a robotic voicethe real question I wonder about is if the AI outputs it like that for them or do they actually proofread it and make it more wrong.
>Video gets recommended to me>The woman in the thumbnail has the most retarded glittery retard clown makeup you've ever seen in your life
>Youtuber apologizes for a joke that offended tranniesLGR and Somecallmejohnny are both faggots for this.
>>740187043>youtuber suddenly goes on a rant about how "problematic" this 30 years old game is because it doesnt conform to his modern day vews on politics and feminism
>>740188435Nice, thanks for the goon material, they both cute
>>740192871I haven't watched SCJ for years after Elliot became incredibly annoying during their let's playswhat joke did he make?
I used to love this lil niggas vids.I should have know when i saw the first ever pokemon video get uploaded.The fact that he isn't even doing the raspy highpitched tranny voice almost makes it worse, since there is still some part of me that thinks he can be saved.
>>740192852>WAAAOOOW!>MLP Squee
Why does every other zoomer Youtuber sone dysgenic freak with weird pronouns?
>>740187043Why yes, op, I did watch Kornman's videos that appeared in my recommendations!
>>740193047This is what being raised on modern internet does to your brain
>>740192871i don't know why youtubers ever try to apologize, it has never worked. it's common knowledge that it has never worked, and yet they still do it.
>>740193047Discord culture
>channel that used to make really high quality and in depth game analysis videos>shilled for him a couple times in the past>video output slows to a crawl>forgot about him for years>check profile out of spontaneous curiosity >promoting BLM long after everyone figured out it was a scamnow it all makes sense
>>740187321Thor trooned out???
>>740193047oversocialized malesUncle Ted spoke about this a decade agoevery problem post 2010 can be explained by social media addiction/overuse. There are other factors like shit food but social media is the big one
>>740191409I swear 70% of the Internet is just doomerslop demoralization and drama now. It used to genuinely depress me as a teen but the realization that it's just superficial virtue signaling and most people outside of the Internet drama zone literally do not care about anything but themselves uplifted me out from that.>>740192335I just lurk on Furaffinity so the only artist schizoposting I have to actually read is on the art posts and homepage.>>740193047It's because that is the kind of person who will say to themselves "Yes I want to dedicate my life to becoming an influencer." Only a lunatic would aspire to something as pathetic as becoming a Jewtuber.
You people complain about everything in this thread, but I don't do any of these cringe jokes in my videos, I only talk about games, I do heavy research, but no one watches
>youtuber does a face reveal
>>740193267a lot of people seem to post art just on twitter or bluesky>>740193272mongoloid physiognomy
>>740193268Try making your videos good.Hope this helps!
>youtuber casually mentions hes battling cancer in one of his videos>hasnt posted anything in months
>>740193268Live by the algorithm, die by the algorithm
>>740193047Right?
>>740187321this just happened to Noah Caldwell-Gervaissad, really
>>740193268Do you have a good voice?A good mic?Because that's 90% of the way there. You could be insanely boring but if you "sound good" people will listen.You could also have the most interesting discussion in the world but people will tune out if you sound fucking awful.
>>740193373Still Would tho
>>740193047>>740193373>these are the "people" calling you an incel
>>740193268post your channel so /v/ can shit on you then a bored tween will have his discord clique doxx you
>>740193267>I swear 70% of the Internet is just doomerslop demoralization and drama now. It used to genuinely depress me as a teen but the realization that it's just superficial virtue signaling and most people outside of the Internet drama zone literally do not care about anything but themselves uplifted me out from that.it's crazy how even when we have the stats that India has the largest userbase on the Internet, evidence that places like Reddit and Twitter are infested with bots people STILL engage in it.you can literally call every user you interact with a jeet and you'd be right most of the timeI guess that explains why ragebait slop is so popular, people can't help themselves
>>740193378>Its trueBro you gotta be fucking kidding me, he's one of the best
>>740193438Who stole her ass?
>>740193268the algorithm is ruthless, unless you game the system its hard to know if you will ever succeed.
>>740193352Regrettably its just where people are so you get the most views.I hate that so many japanese artists exclusively use X. They don't even have a pixiv account. Its all just on X
>>740193378>it's realwtf
>get recommended a video of a cute girl talking about nerd stuff>have to click away before i develop another parasocial crush
>watch a game review by someone I assume is a dude>his voice is weirdly feminine or nasally>check profile>it’s a they/them troon
>>740193378>isrealholy shit, how is it so difficult for people to NOT troon out?
>>740188435Remember when people used to wonder how shemale pornstars ended up how they did? Like how did you arrive decision in your life to troon out, AND ALSO get into porn at the same time. Drugs? Childhood abuse?Now your favorite gaming youtuber does it and no one questions it.
>>740193665Why are zoomers allergic to capitalization?
>>740193378grim
>Click on youtube video>It's 20 years old
>>740190264He has a bad things, he is from NJ and probably deals dope for the mob
>randomly spoils some unrelated show or game while making a point, without warning
>>740193047
>>740193363>youtuber complains he has cancer and is dying>shills merch hard to "support my family when I'm gone">still alive 5+ years later
>>740193823Jimbo?
>>740192734Thanks for more "content".I haven't watch LGR for a long ass time.
>>740187321Don't look up what Vlad Ncl is up to these days
>>740193378>its fakeFuck you
>>740193745increasing illiteracy
>>740193745They don't know how to use the shift key.
>>740193378>>740193515>>740193709>>740193763>he is married>this is in his patreon>his BlueSky account is literally just retweets of political stuffI swear to GodHOLY SHIT YOU WERENT KIDDINGF for another one lost to porn addiction and social media
>infamous industry insider journalist>puts up with years of ridicule and mockery>most people have never seen his face, let alone have heard his voice>make a youtube channel>he looks and sounds EXACTLY like you think he does>once again proved that every single stereotype is true>gets bodied even harder than usual
Why is it so hard for people to not troon out? How do we deal with the tranny epidemic?
>YouTuber gives up creating videos for Twitch streaming
>>740188746wonder if mandalore feels weird when people still draw the owl in fanart when they had a falling out IRL
Do zoomers really watch video essays on games? Wtf
>>740187043Every youtuber has>NTSC color bars with white noise (harmful for people with earbuds)>mechanical sounds of VHS>citing old video archives with fake grayscale or sepia colors
>>740193378Absolutely cursed timeline.Dude always sounded like a 40yo dad. How could this happen?
>>740190148>Modern Family Guy is gayer than J.K. fuckin. Rowling.
>>740194101>>YouTuber gives up creating videos for Twitch streamingI hate streams so this is a worse case scenario for me
>>740194089Women these days only want faggy little twinks with long hair
>>740188803I'm gonna be honest even after all these years I have zero clue what JK Rowling actually did wrong. All I know is the exact same Tumblr freaks that used to worship her are now the ones that genuinely want her dead
