>single-handedly carries western female character designhttps://youtu.be/0wEjbSYNUM8
real lara
they're incapable of making big tits
>>740188134She literally has big tits. It's a realistic style game, giving her Z-cup anime cannons would be stupid looking
>>740188114>NuLara is now real Laralol, lmao even
>>740188114I'm a little confused, did she get retconned out of existence or are we supposed to believe the one in the new game is some amalgamation of old and nu-Lara?
>>740188278>muh realism>stupid lookingie you're safe horny
>>740188134holy fuck go outside
>>740188290Not having a pajeeta face is enough to be called real lara
she cuteeeee
>>740188134This new design already has plenty big tits given her relative body fat.Aside from that, she was never meant to be goonerfuel. The marketing for TR1 pushed that angle because hurr sex sells, and it stuck. If anything, this newest design is the most on-point for what Lara was always meant to be. Same thing happened with Krystal going from Dinosaur Planet to Star Fox Adventures. Gooners just can't help themselves, they're like animals.
>>740188337She's literally a hot sexy woman in tight clothes and tops that show cleavage. Get over your brainrot bro.Besides, the only thing that's not "safe horny" is loli so you're a poser anyway.
>>740188278She doesn't need Z cups, but this is still way too small.
>>740188362Genuinely pure sex.
>>740188134But they will make her abs visible through her shirt
Pierre or are they adding more human fights?
wanna see cistern and st francis
>>740188471Keep digging that hole, goonmonkey.
>>740188453Has a game ever been remade twice (with all versions being available on modern console/PC)?
>>740188114Flopped and retconned. Failed woke experiment.
>>740188114why does nu-lara look more Lara than new-Lara?
>>740188075
qualopec?>>740188603myst was remade a bunch of times, i think four versions
>>740188603Star Fox is getting its 4th remake this month, bro.
>>740188075>another female models critique thread>this is genuinely all /v/ talks about nowwhy? is is immigrants? gen z not having sex?
>>740188523im guessing it's pierre since that scene seems to be in st francis
>>740188075>>740188114>>740188278>>740188362>
>>740188523random npc 101.
>>740188657I am curious how the Atlanteans are going to look like.Atlantis has to be pure nightmare fuel, otherwise it doesn't count
>>740188828Been a while since I saw this. Will Lara threads ever get rid of the horse?
>>740188498
>>740188869there's no random npc in tr1 it only has like 4 human enemies, if they add random human fights i'll be pissed
I want her to have such big honkers that women are disgusted at the male gaze again like the good ol' days.
>>740188075How will Amazon fuck it up?
This game is a remake right?
>>740188923you already know they're gonna butcher it
>>740188923im looking forward to that as well, hope they go all in on the weird flesh horror
>>740188278No they need to be at least double that size they aren't big average chick in the UK is DD for crying out loud, its stupid to literally bring everything back from her original design except her boobs.
>>740188075Fixed her for you, shill.
>>740188959a remake of anniversary apparently, with all those scripted segments in the trailer
>>740188603Aside from>with all versions being available on modern console/PC
>>740188612>Flopped38 million copies sold for the trilogy. Cope and seethe.
>>740188830Very likeable, cute and charismatic Lara Croft>>740188362Repulsive
>>740188075She looks brown. I don't like this.
Nulara was a CUTE, true, but was also too meek and didn't give the impression of the spunky femme fatale that original Lara did.Now Nunulara is a welcoming return back to formula. I like her more that way, being assertive and all. Plus you know...DOUBLE PISTOLS and backflips and not shitty bows.
>Nu Nu Laramore like Snu Snu Lara amirite?
>>740188075Still not quite there yet but at least that ass is fucking fantastic in her snow outfit.
>>740188278Why should video games be constrained by the norms of reality? I play games to get away from that and experience the extraordinary.
Why did they make her so cocky and smug?
Reject Rajeeta Croft!
>>740188114Why is Crystal Dynamics so chickenshit and terrified of using real-world weapons models in their game?
>>740189230I liked the bows, it made me feel like Rambo in Rambo 4.
>>740189321Licensing fees and other assorted legal nonsense.
>>740188448She looks like any other girl you see at a gym. You'd know that if you weren't fat and went outside.
>>740189304>250x142
Wait until western devs find out a lot of us don’t buy their games only because they make the women ugly. As soon as they start making hot girls in games again, Japan is finished
>>740188075She looks a little Jeet.
I will pirate the game and mod in big tits. Simple as.
>>740188325According to Lara's new owners, the most recent trilogy is a prequel to the classic super-heroic Lara.
>>740189304>>740189473Retarded spamming faggot with low res pictures lmaoNo, she doesn't look like a jeet. And white women will never find you attractive.
well she finally has her guns backlooks like typical movie slop, but at least it seems a little bit more interesting than what the fuck those previous games wereobviously all the horny weirdos are in for the ride, that's the sole reason of that skintight snowsuit and mini shorts existing when they could have done it a little bit in your face, with taste
>>740188349It's kinda funny how you've clearly didn't offer a single argument capable of refuting his claim. Now get your zesty-nigga ass back to Resetera, tourist.
>>740188075>Nu Nu LaraWouldn't this be Nu OG Lara?
>>740189150>has to make up numbers for the entire trilogy rather than one gameLOLHer games sold so well that everybody forgot they existed and it's been nearly a decade since she got a new game. Cry more, non-white simp.
>>740189091>average chick in the UK is DD for crying out loudThat's because of obesity lol
>>740188075reminder square enix sold Tomb Raider and Deus Ex because they thought they were taking sales from other Square Enix games
I really hope UE5 behaves well on this TR.exe
>>740188075Fun Lara
>>740189547The character's now so different that it feels more like Nu-Lara was retconned out and old Lara's back, but if they say so.
>>740189668SE's delusions about final fantasy are truly fascinating.As if it's so huge that there's no breathing room for other games to even exist, without taking sales away.
>>740189362But you only need to license them if you're using their actual names and brands, if you just rename them to fictional shit like CoD does, gun manufacturers can't extort you over this.
The queen of all vidya
>>740189301the sardonic smirk is a leftist goylennial dogwhistle and or a virtue signal towards the twelve familiessee:>nu-James Bond>that ugly Fable bitch>Ellie from last of us
>>740188278>cannons
>>740189668Squeenix's executives are literal retards that don't know how to produce anything other than Final Fantasy and Dragon's Quest.>>740189712Yeah, I agree.
>>740189668square enix are so retarded
>>740189668Man, Matsuda was on some shit.
>>740188075Isn't she British? Why does she look Mexican?
>>740189830>zoomoids are so bereft of social interaction they view genuine confidence and charisma as something negative this is jus sad desu
>>740189108That makes sense. I should do some more research then, this thread makes it seem like it's a remake but also a continuation of the reboot series in some manner.
>>740188075>>740188278I don't understand this new trend of making ugly slop and then telling your shills to push it as anti woke. It just makes both sides dislike you.Either make attractive characters or just double down on the woke audience you think exists.
>>740188924Lara Croft and MGSV's Quiet are so thoroughly drenched in horse cum they'll never wash that smell away.
>>740189953Her mom was secretly pajeeta.
>>740189989It can be difficult to understand reality when you're wholly detached from it.
>>740188075I've not played any lara croft since ps1
>>740188075Will she be licking pussy like the Netflix show?
>>740189967>genuine confidence and charisma>this describes pic relgenuine confidence is apt, but i suppose if you find the mockery of child sacrifice charismatic that could apply too
>>740190045You've missed out on some pretty cool PS2 games and the Nu-Lara trilogy was a decent genderbent Uncharted series.
>>740189989you either have>faggot devs who think beautiful women are offensive>writers self inserting
>>74019005740 minutes of uninterrupted cunnilingus after the main credits. She passes out from the effort.
>>740189812HOLY SHITSHE'S QUAD CARRYING NOW TO MAKE UP FOR TAKING AWAY HER DUAL PISTOLS IN THE SURVIVOR TRILOGY
>>740188278Those are C cups at best, OG Lara was a D
They should have made her the daughter instead of reboot nonsense.
>>740189953Because she is. The big twist near the end will be that she's actually a Mexican woman who was larping as a British one this entire time
I don't like the cartooniness
>>740190112
>>740190204She was closer to F or G-cup desu despite them often describing her as DD in her profile even 2013 version had bigger tits than this one honestly.
>>740190204>this nigga never seen a pair of tits irl
>>740190057yes, one of her main weapons will be a strap-on which she'll use to rape any female enemies she comes across
>>740189812I really love the eye movement and motion tracking in this shot, the way she blinks then quickly looks to the left.
>>740189301OG Lara was confident and cocky, not some crying schizo like Nu Lara.
>>740190302Woke is dead.
>>740190378Please continue.
>>740190381Honestly she looks so badass in the cutscenes so far.
>>740189397
>>740188453If you don't think this shit is tight then you ain't my nigga
>>740188075You mus-typed "Lune".
>>7401906972018 is better.
>>740190660Yeah, just standing there with her itty bitty titties.So badass. So freaking badass!
>>740190697Both are peak.
>>740190697right one looks indian... tell me its edited
I never played the nu-lara games since I heard they're just uncharted clones and aren't similar to the og TR games at all. Did I miss out?
>>740188278I've seen bigger tits on 12 year olds at Starbucks.
>>740190820That shirt isn't tight on those mosquito bites nuLara has.
>>740190537My motherfucking wife
>>740190953>No cleavagewoke
>>740191035They are fun and often go on deep discount. I would try them. I personally enjoyed all 3, but they are not as good as Uncharted.
>>740190381I was far too busy staring at the abs and boobs to even notice she had eyes.
>>740191230Dude cleavage isn't real cleavage, sanjeet. I thought the one thing we could rely on you people for was to recognize and demand boobs.
>>740189321Because the number of autists like you who even notice shit like that is so miniscule that you may as well not even exist.
>>740191321>but they are not as good as Uncharted.At least the nuLara simp is honest.
>>740189953I don't know if you've been paying attention to recent UK events, but Britain is pretty fucking brown now. Anyway, she's always been fairly olive skinned. Maybe someone in her ancestry hung out in India and married a local and it was diluted for a few generations. As has been pointed out, her original live-action model was half-Indian, I believe. >>740190045You missed out. LAU was great.
>>740191660Nah I'm an Underworld Lara simp.
>>740190181Confirmed for not having played the old ones. You could swap between regular pistols and high-powered magnums.
Delete that 80 GB fap folder anons and prepare for an 80 GB fap .exe
>>740188362Meming aside if you look at this and don't think she looks hot you are unironically, no jokes at all, gay.
>>740191853BASEDI apologize for my previous reply.
>>740188278>She literally has big tits>Considering those bigMaybe for a fat tranny
>>740191952I have 2+TB of nvme storage, I'll be fine.
>>740191952>80 GB
>not fat>not flat>no nigger ass>no beaner tits>slim and toned but with curvesHell, even her personality seems cute from the trailer. Is this the power of low expectations?
>>740192014No, we're high test and don't care for those marbles you're trying to pass off as tits.
>>740192285>no beaner titsWtf are you on about beaners are flat as hell.
>>740191032She's British
>>740192297I said meming aside, anon. But maybe your mind is legitimately that poisoned by gook goon material, which I guess wouldn't be that shocking either.
>>740190660her face looks like it's made with that dlss5 ai thingy
>>740192019Your pic just made me realise we will get to see Nu Nu Lara barefoot.
>>740188075she's not that impressive.
I just pre-ordered and I will fix the breast size in the 1st day.
>same shilling tactics as 007I already know I'll avoid this shit
>>7401927431.5 million copies sold in 24 hours by the way.
>>740192825So it didn't break even? Nice
>>740191896only the pair you had equipped would be on the characteri was just calling out the gaffe of having the guns still in the holster while she has them in the hands, it's just an oversightthose are all browning hps i'm pretty surei do hope they also give her the usps, maybe just as a skin
>>740193496They need to remaster Underworld, my gosh.
>>740191491Well, you are technically right, I am just a figment of your imagination. I'm inside your intestinal walls, nigga.
>>740188278trying to say the games are appealing to gooners again while also shitting on gooners for wanting bigger tits is certainly an angle. a retarded angle.
>>740193496What are those things on her chest? I'm a nuLara fan, so those don't make sense to me.
>>740188640sniffffffffff
>falseflag trolling
>>740188362yeah she's cute and the VA makes me diamonds
>>740192958It outsold Pragmata, so it's definitely profitable.
>wah wah wah muh titsI'm just happy to see the return of the shorts.
>>740189301lara was always a smug bitch
I dont know how modding works but the best of both worlds would be for the devs to make it really easy to mod canon boobaShip the game with the normal, perfectly satisfactory looking Lara(for the 99% of people buying the game) but give the 1% consisting of poors, browns and mentally ill right wingers the ability to masturbate to their video game models if they would like to wait for the mods to come out.
>>740194852Amazon shill has no idea what budgets or market expectations are
>>740194956bigly true
>>740194852Pragmata is a new IP with limited budget and you're comparing it to a game leaning on 50+ years of history with unlimited funding.
>>740195000it's an unreal engine game so you're guaranteed to get mods day one.
>>740195039A new IP stuck in development hell. It somehow was in development for longer than 007. And it has similar dev team size according to in-game credits. So budget-wise they should be relatively close.So if Pragmata is profitable, then 007 definitely is.
>>740195039>Pragmata >limited budgetPragmata got more leeway than fucking DD2, that game did not have a limited budget.
>>740188278>game series that had ancient Atlantians and dinosaurs>realism just say you don't like big boobs. No need to come up with excuses. Even in the OG Tomb Raider movies they padded Angelina's chest.
>same fucking shills as 007As if I needed more proof that this Amazon slop is anything but.>>740195509>>740195545Pragmata didn't have 200+ million in budget. Funny how you "people" are trying so hard to hang on this Pragmata argument
>>740195814>Pragmata didn't have 200+ million in budget.[citation needed]
>>740188075I'm not really seeing a difference between Nu Lara and Nu Nu Lara
>>740195814>Pragmata didn't have 200+ million in budgeNeither did 007, retard.I know you, nigger, will try to google "007 200 million" to post some epic screenshot, but instead you need to click those fake chatgpt articles and find the actual source.
>>740195013holy manface
>>740191230Those are absolutely D cup tits.34 D.
I always loved TR2 more than TR1. And it saddens me that the first game gets a second remake, while the second game is ignored.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr-Io_zDBG0
>>740191321It's a bit of a wash. All three combined are solid and are as good as Uncharted 1-4, but some Uncharted games are better than 1-3 Tomb Raider.
shill
>>740196305We definitely wanted melon sized tits, not grapefruits.
>>740188134>>740188278Mods will fix it.
>>740195938So we're already at this phase where you're just gonna go "nuh-uh" at anything I post, Sukdeep? Tell your boss Ranjeet at Amazon to change tactics because your current approach ain't working, pajeet.I know you're not a real human so don't even bother. No self-respecting human being would shill for a dogshit movie game from Amazon.
>>740188924Nope.
>>740188278You're a marketer and really bad at the job
>>740188278>She literally has big titsno she doesn't, why would you even tell obvious lies where everyone can plainly see that you are lying?
>>740188075Even tits aside, the face sucks. It's neither bad nor good on its own, but it's definitely not old Lara, so what's the point.
>>740196524Good morning, saaarrr!Look at me trying to fit in, saaaarrrrr!C'mon, niggerjeet, 2 people can play this game. You could have simply posted the source, a single fucking link. But you didn't, and instead you went full meltdown. Good job on using every jeet meme you learned in your 2 months of browsing this site.
>>740196820You're the one who went full damage control at the mere mention of First Light, not me. I already won, jeet.
>>740188278>those>biglollmao even
>>740196969>asked retard to post a single link>the retard seethes>the retard copes>the retard jumps on his chair in anger and gives an andless stream of (You)s>still not a single link postedlmao
this is totally separate from the trilogy right? i finished that recently and it was fun aside from the faggot guy in rise and jonah is annoying as fuck, so hopefully there's no male friends in this one. i find this lara very sexo even though i am racist, i make exceptions for cute girls
>>740197180Pretty sure this is a direct sequel to those
>>740196790nuLara shills think *barely* b-cups are "big."Kinda like how they think their 4.5 inches is "average."
>>740188278>>740188075As big as Underworld Lara
>>740197132Keep shilling jeetboy.
>>740196681Poor Nu-Nu Lara's probably in line already for the treatment...
>>740196790The right pic is not from the original game though, it's a new render from the remaster.
The tits are a shame, but overall Laura is attractive. Compared to for example, the recent Jean Grey reveal.
>>740188498Tummy
Reminder Keeley Hawes son:https://youtu.be/8xFskkWLgW4?t=38
>>740197375>asked retard to post a single link>the retard seethes>the retard copes>the retard jumps on his chair in anger and gives EVEN MORE (You)s>still not a single link posted
>>740188075I made it Brighter, Youre Welcome.
>>740197541This is what a newfag would think posting in /v/ is like.
>>740190697I’ve spent a decade+ fapping to survivor Lara. It’s almost more erotic that she looks like an average woman.
>>740188075Looks good. I shall be wishlisting it.
since this looks like more of a remake of Anniversary, does that mean we will get a Legend remaster and get to see Amanda in HD?
>>740188075Her personality will ruin it
>>740197750Hopefully not.
>>740197750Probably. LAU comes between this game and Catalyst in the unified universe timeline.
>>740188075She looks like Tulsi Gabbard now...
>QTE fest>small tits
>>740197616>asked retard to post a single link>the retard seethes>the retard copes>the retard jumps on his chair in anger and DOESN'T STOP GIVING (You)s>still not a single link postedBy the way, I will accept the defeat if you at least can prove you're an oldfag. What was wt snacks' password for his trip? It's extremely unlikely anyone would remember by heart, but any oldfag would remember at least some of the memes associated with his departure. And they would be able to easily find it with just few keyword searches in the archives.
>give her nice ass and a cleavage>don't give her nice titswhat the fuck is this half assed shit?why not go for both at that point?
>>740198087Damn bro you're still melting over someone calling your Amazonslop a flop?
>>740197434here you go
>>740198173>3200x3200That's not the original as well, they didn't have 3200x3200 images in 90s. It's a re-rendered scan from some promotional materials.I was not even arguing about the size. All I wanted to say is that you should be using the original loading screen from TR3 (pic related).
>>740198534Stop being autistic
>>740194589Silicon implants?
>>740198159>asked retard another simple question>the retard seethes>the retard copes>the retard jumps on his chair in anger and DOESN'T STOP GIVING (You)s>still no answer
>>740198534like that other anon said, you are being autistic
>>740198754Your movie game flopped, jeet.
>>740188075>Nu Nu Lara>Not Nu Nu Nu LaraIs there any game franchise that went through as many reboots as TR? This is the third one.
>the retard seethes>the retard copes>the retard jumps on his chair in anger and DOESN'T STOP GIVING (You)s
they also nerfed her braid, who's to tell they won't also nerf her boobs even more than they have already?
This board is so infested with false flagging trannies. I don't know how people still fall for this shit.
>>740198991Braid probably was shortened due to clipping issues they were too lazy to resolve.
>>740199128>BottomThey're all faceblind too since they can't tell Catalyst Lara is still the same girl from the reboot
>>740188075She looks better than Kratos's wife I'll give her that.
>>740198991imagine the farts you could inhale into your mouth from her shitcutter
>>740194589Cow Beef implants?
Is this another fucking remake of the first game?
>>740188075I'll play it once there are big tits mods and alt outfits
>>740199846it's unironically a remake of tomb raider anniversary so yes lol
>>740198754>>740198908https://www.ign.com/articles/007-first-light-budget-reportedly-more-than-200-millionWould you shitskin faggots both shut the fuck up?
>>740200319IOI's Last game was successful this one will be no different.Cant wait to see the Grifters Cope & Seethe
>>740200548>200 mI don't care, you stupid shitskin monkey. I'm just calling you a retarded faggot because one of you insisted that common information couldn't be linked, and the other retarded faggot didn't just fucking link it. If you going to argue then go for it, but shitposting back and forth about a simple link is retarded and pointless.
>>740188448The people who complain about hot women in videogames will never be happy. The women who complain about not enough hot women in videogames will never be happy. The people who make it their online personality to complain about shit will never be happy because they don't actually want to achieve anything. They are categorically incapable of understanding what an actual achievement would be for their pathetic culture wars. Because all they care about is the performance. And, unlike actually getting anything done, the performance is about not compromising for anything, even a win.This doesn't mean everyone who complains about not enough hot women in videogames is like this. Just the people who look at a very obvious win for that and go "ugh, even more ugly women."
>>740188114Holy shit what is going on with that G36>carry handle a half inch too forward>sling goes to nowhere or is a single point attached to a awkward part of her chest rig>weird not STANAG magazine>that mag release>rear sight that should be a part of the rail is replaced with what looks like a troy sight, also the front sight is a flip position?>whatever that laser pointer is on top>lower receiver looks like a mix of a G3 and a standard G36 lower with a poorly modeled stanag adapter attached>those rail covers>m203 is missing its whole trigger housing>the amount of screws on the whole rifle>the gas block sorry for my /k/ sperg out but man that model is hideous
>>740201465it's about average for third person action games, they never give a shit about making the equipment look good since it's never in focus anyway
>>740200319Now click the source. It's a Danish website, and it has no source for 200m whatsoever. But you can dig deeper. Turns out in 2025 CEO of IOI had an interview where he claimed that 007 is their highest budget game. In a separate interview he said that "without being too precise" the budgets were 100m (which was a fuck-up due to their inexperience), 60m and 20m respectively. So some retard decided that 007 must mean 200 since 200 > 100 + 60 + 20. And literally everyone copies that number.So there's no fucking source. Also, the people who interviewed CEO already claim that 200m number is complete bullshit. And think about it for a second. The game was made in Europe, not in California. You can take KCD2 or Stalker 2 as examples, they had comparable team sizes and development times. Both those games had budget in 7 digits. How the fuck would they be able to spend 200m?
>>740201465>t. Jonathan Ferguson
I wonder if Crystal Dynamics can accidentally make a decent game with her, since they deeply loathe the property. All attempts at "fixing" Lara and the TR franchise have been moderately successful at best, total failures at worst.
It'd be more endearing if the chick you play as was a scumbag instead of trying to be a superhero, I don't mean the edgy surfer bro bullshit cyberpunk 2077 does either
>>740201030Dude it's not that deep, her body just isn't very good. It's a half-assed attempt to appease people while still averting the male gaze as much as possible.
>>740201030i would be happy if had her canonical classic physique
>>740201680catalyst will be a disasterCD went out of their way to confirm that the netflix garbage is now canon and lara is no longer a tomb raider but a "protector of artifacts"
>>740202062I'm sure this will make the 3 people that care about this retarded shit very happy.
>>740201564I know that uncharted had some pretty bad ones too, GTA as well but at least GTA is sorta "not real life"
>>740189321>>740188114Did the g36 ever have an m203 attachment? That looks so cursed lol. Come to think of it, the magazine casing is also wrong.
>>740201649>the source from the Danish site? Yeah, that's not a real sourceThat's a source, you dumb nigger. They don't just make shit up. It was also on TV because they did a story on it on Danish TV. I know you're an assmad idiot and like to make things up, but that doesn't mean that multiple Danish media outlets outright fabricate numbers during stories. Now because I can tell you're an extra retarded and gay nigger and will keep arguing, herehttps://www.dr.dk/lyd/p1/k-live/k-live-2026/det-dyreste-danske-kulturprodukt-nogensinde-11032617213I actually dug up the podcast where the director gave the 1.3 billion Kroner figure. That's a primary source. All the reporting was accurate. There's nothing left to argue about. You need to kill yourself.
Jeeta Lara is hotter than the previous Nu Lara
>>740202343>They don't just make shit upThey often do. Do you really think those TV stations do any of their research when they can simply google something?Sorry, do you have the exact timestamp where the 1.3 billion Kroner is mentioned in that podcast? I can easily pass it through translator app.Because here's the English interview from 2025>https://www.thegamebusiness.com/p/how-hitman-absolutions-wasteful-toilets>Without being too precise, Hitman 2016… let's say it was a $100 million game. Hitman 2 was maybe $60 million. Hitman 3 was $20 million. And Hitman 3 was the highest Metacritic. It was 85, 84, and 87 Metacritic. And it had very unique new locations. Obviously, there’s a bigger investment into Bond. It's a more expensive and ambitious product.Then just 2 days later someone made a rewrite of that interview to generate views for their website>https://tech4gamers.com/007-first-light-budget-over-200-million/>In the quote above, the CEO has first stated the budget of each game and shared that there has been an even bigger investment made into the upcoming title. So, the collective cost of the Hitman titles would exceed $180 million, which is why it would be fair to assume that the budget of 007 would be over $200 million.And that's how 200m figure appeared on the internet. Someone decided to add the word "combined" that wasn't present in the original interview.
>>740202808>Oh you posted the literal interview where the director said it?>no, that's not good enough and I assume every Danish site reporting on it is lying about what he saidKill yourself. Really, do it. Your retarded Hitman figures and extrapolations are completely fucking worthless.
>>740203147I asked for a timestamp, because I guarantee you he doesn't mention 1.3b kronen in that podcast.Even the article that retells the podcast doesn't quote that number, and instead uses 1.3b as generic introduction information. https://www.dr.dk/nyheder/kultur/du-sidder-ikke-i-en-biograf-i-20-timer-nyt-james-bond-spil-viser-hvor-meget-det-kraever-lave-det
>>740203515>because I guarantee you he doesn't mention 1.3b kronen in that podcastThis is why you're a retard and need to kill yourself.
>>740203580The timestamp, faggot.
>>740188075>>740188114they are both so hotI love women
>>740204354It's a 12 minute segment, you stupid piece of shit. Either you listen to it or you stop spouting your headcanon about every fucking media outlet in Denmark lying about it and no one from IOI correcting them. Your reddit nonsense where you pretend your absurd, retarded assertions carry weight and inherently deserve addressing means nothing.
>>740204387Based and true and realbest part is we can now get videos of both Laras making out
>>740204719>It's a 12 minute segmentSo you can easily provide the timestamp, right?Because I already downloaded it, transcribed, translated, and there's no mention of 1.3 billion anywhere.
>>740188278>it's unrealistic to have big boobsTruth xister.
>>740205134>I don't understand it but I used AI and ctrl+f so my demented shitposting faggot claims that are backed up by literally none of the Danish media are true!That's nice, retard, but no one cares what redditors think.
>>740205360The timestamp, faggot.
>>740195013That's a man
>>740205450Learn Dutch, subhuman redditor. No one cares about your "investigative work" with AI tools. Fucking retard.
>>740188075yeah gaming is saved
>>740188075>Overton window has shifted so much that zoomies are calling her boobs huge when they are just a fraction of classic Lara's
>>740205542>Denmark>DutchHoly fuck, look at this fucking retard, hahahaha.
>>740205583>Overton window has shiftedhate to see it. hearthstone shipped with a succubus card using the art on the left, it was removed several years after launch, and then recently they introduced the character on the right as a skin. seeing people call a small titty succubus wearing safety shorts "goonbait" is just kind of sad
>>740188075WHY ARE HER TITS NOT TRIANGLES?!
>>740201890>still averting the male gaze as much as possible.Bad faith culture warrior retard
>>740188075Technically, this would be Nu-Nu-Nu-Lara. LAU is its own separate continuity.
>>740205583They're not that different from LAU Lara though. You're going to have to accept that you're not getting PS1 One Piece proportions ever again.
What's with the terrible voice acting, I hope it is limited to the trailer and the game is better.
the shilling itt isn't even subtlejust a bunch of coomer troons posting the same fucking shit in every thread lmfao
>>740189953Like all beautiful English roses, she's more fake tan than human being at this point.
>>740189953>Isn't she British? Why does she look Mexican?Fake tan. Also, she's half British, half Italian.
>>740188830*SNAP*
>>740207329Is this real? I haven't watched the trailer sense I want to at least be alittle hyped. I did enjoy all of the newer TR games since I'm not a virgin faggot
>>740188075>Old Lara>Strong, capable, skilled, sharp-witted, confident, attractive, athletic, for consensual sex with an equal>Nu-Lara>Meek, feeble, unattractive, lacking in confidence and assertiveness, only good for abuse and ryona/bestialityYou will never rewrite history.
>>740188114>scrawny asexual Laura Trash
this is the real lara
>>740189889>know how to produce anything other than Final Fantasy and Dragon's Quest.they've long been unable to do even that
>>740188290They are celebrating a hybrid whose value proposition is a limited return to OG with the shorts and dual pistols in the same scrawny reboot modelI bet she breathes loudly and pep talks as she walks past optional tomb nearby
>>740188362This faggot has never seen a woman
>>740189150How come I got them all for free in giveaways (no pirate)
>>740189230Needs to lose the necklace and get sunglasses
>>740188075>this is the best that the west can offerngmi
>>740188075>Nu Nu LaraActually, this would be Nu Nu Nu Lara. LAU trilogy Lara is not the same as core design era Lara
>>740190112i think some of this is due to this woman having nerd-woman unclean hair styling that happens to look the way video game hair (with current deferred rendering graphics tech) looks. Current game characters have hair helmets and she has an IRL hair helmet randomly so she looks like a video game character, as well as the character looking a bit like her
>>740188362I will now buy your game
>>740198974Mortal Kombat
Only closeted fags whine about her new design. They secretly want big fat male cocks up their male assholes, like the fags they are. Don't be surprised if the only thing holding in their shit right now is the giant dildo they're sitting on.
>>740188075RUGPULL. I'm not playing it and I'm not getting my hopes up. The most recent current gen game I bought was MHWilds.
>>740202062>CD went out of their way to confirm that the netflix garbage is now canonThat's irrelevant. Especially now with the new ownership.
>>740213215This nigga likes dommy mommies. Beta simps, man.
>>740188278>realistic stylePrime Yulia Nova as Lara Croft would have been amazing.
>>740198534Do you think the 90s just printed 1000x1000 jpgs on to print media? lmao retard
>>740201030Yep. I'm just about done with the website. It's nothing but losers, the dregs of society you would never want to associate with. Took me too long to see that. Real life responsibilities and goals are taking up more of my time.
>>740212887Yes, that is directly from the State of Play trailer @0:09https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wEjbSYNUM8
>>740190537>Nappy hairLet it go niggers
reminds me of Dakota Johnson but sexier
>>740190660You sound like you've never played a game or seen a woman in your life
>>740198534>no cleavageWokeshit
>>740191321Shadow Lara is the worst Lara, like a discount spic knockoff who cosplays and looks like a psycho in action shots.
>>740188075unless Im moving boxes around and shimmying up walls for most of the game, I really dont care about whatever movie-game you've got
>>740204847holy shit
>>740188075I thought this was Pajeeta Lara but now that i look at her she actually looks good.
>>740198991maybe they're different builds.
>>740196305TR2 was fucking awesome. I absolutely love the locations and level design. And even though it's frustrating at the beginning, I really enjoyed all the combat as well. It forces a different sense of tension than the first game
>>740214302>unless Im moving boxes around and shimmying up walls for most of the game, I really dont carePhysics puzzles confirmed, grappling hook confirmedLAU called, they want you to go play Tomb Raider
>>740213991That's not nappy hair, those are juicy ass curls. Moneypennys curls are spectacular and every Black woman would be jealous
>>740207329I like how he didn't reply because he knows that he's lying and has absolutely nothing to defend himself
>>740188278These are fucking B cups
>>740188362>resting zillenial face
>>740216008You've literally never ever seen or touched a womans breasts in your entire lifeYou have zero concept of cup sizes. You've never had sex, you've never bought a bra, you've never taken one off.
>>740213621>he bought Monster HunterHahahahaha fucking faggot. Imagine not seeing the cracks, and then trying to attack games like Tomb Raider.
>>740213601No reply confirms it's true.
>>740190537Didnt they say recently they were dropping woke to get people to enlist with war in iran? Somebody tap the sign..
>>740201680>they deeply loathe the propertyThey made 6 games with two new origin stories that have saved Lara Croft from total and complete irrelevancy THREE TIMES and have sold over 50 million copies. Yeah, they really hate her a lotNo, I think it's you who hates her.
>>740188278No they are not, touch grass holy shit
>>740189301Those are pretty mid tits
>>740188075>UE5No thanks bro
People who still seethe at Crystal Dynamics after all this time get the rope honestly.CORE fags are truly brainwashed.
>>740213709Jeet coded
>>740216092AhahahahahahahWhy did you type all that out? And backed up with a fucking drawing no less LoooooooolI should call you cinemax, you seem to be doing a lot of projecting AHAHAHAHAH
>>740216092I want to save your post and have it on my wall, god I wish this was true sometimes but unfortunately its not. My cock has touched females rahesh, and i dont need to pay in advance, sorry man
>>740213709>post specifically says "for consensual sex with an equal">leftist once again does this "pretend not to understand what is being said thing"
>>740188362The boobs don't look impressive in this image, no they don't. I'm not going to pretend that they are impressive looking either. They just look like normal boobs. But that's not really the point for me. This image isn't indicative of what they will really look like in the game on my machine in real time. Her petite 32Ds will be more than impressive enough wet, bouncing, and in various custom outfits.
>>740216886>>740216946Hey virgin. What size cup is this?
>>740217102A Cup 2-small
>>740189953Why are zoomers now pretending Lara didn't always have a darker skin tone?
>>740217198Absolute retard. You have no clue how this works whatsoever
I dont care how realistic or canon this is. I eagarly await the next gen of lara X horse porn.
>>740192576>her ass looks absolutely perfect, perhaps even better than Underworld>4k detailed toes and soles and skin textureIt's going to be glorious. Add the jiggle physics mod and presto, you have peak.
>>740217329Prove to us you're an expert. Pics of your girlfriends tits or STFU, virgin
>>740217329I think the problem is that in his mind, Lara is supposed to look like this. This is literally how he remembers Lara from the original games.
>>740188075Tits too small
>>740217412The way it works, champ (and you'll learn this if you ever visit a bra store or read for 5 minutes online) is that the measurement of the band (underneath the boobs) is compared to the measurement of the bust (across the front of the boobs) to determine cup sizeThe difference between those two measurements provides the cup size. Lara looks to have a bust that is around 4 inches larger than her underbust. That would put her at a D cup. She has a very thin waist and torso so she would very likely be a 32D. Honestly, that's being conservative. An average 32D might be too tight on her bust and she'd likely want to try on a 32DD or a 34D.
>>740188075another white girl built for big indian cock
>>740188278>She literally has big titsYou seem to be misusing words and i don't know whether it's because of retardation or malice or naivety or even ignorance. Something tells me it's one of the former rather than the latter because of your subsequent replies to others in the thread.
>>740217423Lara did have much bigger boobs in the PS1 games. But that went away with Angel of Darkness (CORE) and they became much more proportional. As you can see in the countless images I've posted of Lara, her average bust is around ~4 inches larger compared to her underbust. Not 8 inches, not 12 inches. She's not an H cup or a triple G. She's a solid, full, robust D/DD cup.
