Alright luv, care for a snog? I'll make ya some bangers 'n mash, just plow me minge give it a good poking
>>740189365are there any pornstars with legs like that
Fictional British women are wonderful
sex with the dyke
>be on vacation in bongland>see Tracer gliding down the sidewalk>like a graceful penguin with gout>follow her for a block>working up courage>gently touch her shoulder“H-hello, I’m Anon. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag>stares intently for a few moments>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I GOT MY TURDCUTTER WAXED!>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table>Tracer cocks her head and squints at the menu“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script>she shoves her menu at the waiter“I WONT BANGERS AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”“I’m sorry, madam, we don-““I SED FAKKIN BANGERS AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”>he slinks away without even taking my order>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket>starts rubbing at her crotch>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check>turn around>Tracer is slumped over the table>raped to death by Pakis
>>740192187I can fix her!
>>740189365the fuck this girl on about
is she really a lesbian if she's sucking on widowmaker's 12 inch dong every night?
>>740195354Nigga is this a riddle or what
>>740195392it may as well be
>>740189365needs a buff
>>740192620This was really gay anon
>>740192620Who the fuck is Arya and why does she show up out of nowhere?
what a poorly designed character
>>740198410That's Anon being too dumb to do a "find and replace" on old stale pasta.
>>740196621>dashes forward >finds it impossible to stop the momentum from her extra weight and crashes into Winston>tuba warbling sfx plays
>>740198835BasedTease fatties
