OH NO SHE'S HOOOOOOOOOT
>>740199979Who the fuck is supposed to be the target audience for this??? Gamers????
>AmazonHow will they fuck it up?
tits are a bit small but it looks fine otherwise
>>740199979censored boobs
>>740199979I'm sad to see NuLara get replaced, but I really can't be mad about this design. She looks great. I'm not a breast purist because old Lara's anatomical proportions were all out of whack in terms of head size, waist to hip ratio, etc, much like OG Tifa. Trying to put OG Lara and the nu Laras side-by-side to prove a point is just idiotic.
>>740199979cute sweaty suckable lips
>>740199979tits too small
>>740199979pregnant with puppies
>>740199979>most miniscule cleavage that DEI would let you get away withAs usual leftist shills will try and parade their toned down b-cup mids as gratuitous male gaze, hoping to trick idiots to buy the game.
>>740199979you can feel the industry is teetering on the edge of dropping the woke shit but they're still hung up. I genuinely think marvel rivals has in some way contributed to devs realizing they can still sell sexstill not buying this shit until they make her fully debauched with big tits but I can still see they're stepping in the right direction
>>740199979I want her to be my mom. Is that bad?
>>740199979 I like her new perky nose and perky titties, broad shoulder HORSED Lara can go fuck off forever
>>740199979I don't care, playing as a girl is gay as fuck.
>>740200502I NEED TO JERK OFF I NEED TO JERK OFF WHERE ARE HER J SIZE BREASTS LIKE MY BLENDER SFM ANIMATIOMS WHY ISNT SHE FUCKING A HORSE OR A FUTA OR A CHILD WHY ISNT SHE SPREADING HER GAPING WET ASSHOLE LIKE IN MY RULE 34 ART WHY WHY WOKE WOKE WOKE WOKE
>>740199979
So is this like another remake of TR1 but more cinematic?
>>740200752crazy you guys try to pass off people who like big boobs as crazy when you melt down and post insane shit like this constantly
>>740199979those boobs are tinylara croft is literally THE titty monster queen of vidya so what were they thinking?
>>740200752you seem to be having a mental health episoderemember to take your medseverything will be alright
>>740200784They're calling it a TR1 remake but it looks more like an Anniversary remake
Tits are a lil small but I can't be too mad about the design she's sexy. Really happy stupid magic shit, dinos and actually raiding tomes are all back. Not to mention the dual pistols and acrobatics. If they can get the character and gameplay right I'll be there day 1.
>>740200752tits too small
>>740199979she was until she opened her mouth
>>740199979So, she's going to spend the entire game dodging midget rapists
tits too small
>mad about the tits>not the feathered dinosI HATE FEATHERED DINOSAURS
>>740200049they used gen ai
>>740199979What happened to her tits?
>>740200041FUCK GAMERS
>>740199979Tits could be bigger
>releases Feb 2027That's plenty of time to fuck it up. Something has to be wrong with it that they won't reveal until the last minute.
What's with the screeching schizo in every one of these threads? Oh wait there's always some obsessed schizo for every upcoming game release.
>>740199979Breasts not big enough and definitely not pushing out enough to match the original. I'm still not buying and still not dying for Israel.
>>740199979What the fuck happened to her tits
>>740200426Horse babies are called mares thoughever
>>740199979Paizuri to completion with nu-nu-Lara.
>>740204874Just answer the question.
>>740199979Can't wait for all the BBC porn.
>>740200502bro you have to get over it, dei isnt even a thing anymore
>woke is dead chuds! how we doing mu antiwoke crowd? i like niggers and trannies when they are not forced!
>>740200752so lust is bad, you agree with Christians values? or is lust bad in this specific case because it doesn't degrade women unlike irl porn?
>>740199979Are they making video game characters pretty again all of a sudden because they want us to feel like we're winning so that we don't hang Jews?
>>740199979Triple D or I just won't buy it, sorry (not sorry actually)
>>740209314>wolverine and god of warlol no they still look like shit
>>740199979Where's the chest?
>>740199979Previous Lara was far hotter. Sucks they ruined her.
>>740208202>woke is dead which is why I constantly cry about woke every day. Because it is dead and I won.
meanwhile irlif i was a gross brown subhuman i would kms lmao ewwwww
>>740199979She lost
hollywood hot is better than nothing i suppose
>>740199979Tits need to be bigger, but other than that she's perfect
>>740199979Not.
>>740199979okay hold on a minoot saar i'll transfaar your call
>>740199979so is this the one set in india or?
>>740200752Enjoying big tits is healthy, normal and straight - I can understand why you would disagree.
you mindless fuckersthey are testing the waters with this>"the last lara was flat as a pancake and ugly as shit, so as long as we prettyfy her by 10%, gamers will lap that shit up!"(((they))) still win the woke war while making you believe you """won""" by accepting less than what you hadthese fags fucking despise you, never forget that
>>740199979Ruined
SHE'S NOT
>>740210964for me it's brown lara
The worst thing about jeet Lara is not even her small boobs, it's how bland she looks, Lara Croft is supposed to be ooze confidence, even a good amount of arrogance, that's one of her defining traits and she doesn't have it, 2013 Lara had the excuse of being an origin story, what excuse do they have now?
>>740210610This looks like something you'd see from those terrible mobile ads
>>740211469kek it does
>>740199979Nu-Lara looked way better
>>740204874no shit sherlock
I can't believe they did the thiing again, this lara is so bad it retroactively makes nu-lara seem good.I expect the next lara to be a literal man.
>>740199979>too much makeup>too brown >dull stoic faceMaybe the re-re-reboot will get it right
>>740211748retard
>>740211839Chug that Bezos shit, shill.
>>740211732>I expect the next lara to be a literal man.you're joking, but look what has happened to God of War or the Witcher, we'll get there
>>740211389>ooze confidence, even a good amount of arroganceThat's peak girlboss, I hope you realize that shit. The only difference is she had plastic tit implants.
>>740212221The original games had little dialogue and her coolness came from the gameplay. It's OK when original Lara does it.
>>740212221girlbosses are fine if they aren't buit just to spite males and make my dick hard
>>740199979>video game sex symbol>stubbornly refuse to make her sexyJapan gave us 2B, Korea gave us Eve and Poland gives us this, fucking embarassing.
>>740212221you are peak faggot
>>740212350>copium>>740212403>copium>>740212506>deflection
>>740212535Copium about what? The new game looks like junk.
>>740212591"girlbosses are ok when she's hot" is copium. The issue at hand is the writing, not the cooming.
>>740212535you have no argument for why the platformer shooter protagonist being confident is bad so you toss a buzzword out
>>740212628I didn't even say that. You seem really stupid.
>>740212663>no argument for why the platformer shooter protagonist being confident is badConfidence to the point of arrogance is bad, female or male. It's an obnoxious nigger trait.
>>740204874>Actively filtering redditorsDamn, I didn't realise they'd be so based.
>>740212740>Confidence to the point of arrogance is bad, female or maleno shit that's why its called a character flaw and a developed character eventually loses it
>>740212740Yes, that's what makes her not bland, unlike the woke characters built to not hurt anyone's feelings.
She's still scrawny and asexualDon't reply to me, nigger
All Laras have been hot
>>740199979she is, but tits needed to be bigger anyway. lara has big tits. if you want a character with smaller tits, make another character
>>740199979Classic outfit but>big tits are somehow unrealistic
you wouldn't get ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq4JVKJcG8E
>>740199979who is this supposed to be?
>>740214000it's me
>MUH BOOOOOBS, MUH MAGNIFICENT MAMMARIES, LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO MY BOYS!!!Retards. If any of you had ever come within an asses roar of a woman in your pathetic, masterbatory lives, you'd understand just how flat a sports bra makes you. The fact that her breasts are easily pointed out despite being under one makes it obvious that she's incredible well endowed.
>>740214460slow day on gcj?
i basically just come to tomb raider threads to stroke my dick to the picsi don't have much else to say
the shilling isn't even organic anymorekeknot even gonna pirate your jeetslop saara craft
>>740200752this is not how you shill a game, tombjesh
Not a single person in this thread would mind getting sucked off by this woman
>>740204874it already feels like thatthe game is definitely aislop made by jeets
>>740199979O NOT SHE HOOOOOOOOOOTS
>>740207762Foals
>>740199979Where?>>740200242It's still nuLara. Just more indianStill nothing like Lara Croft
I REALLY hope we quickly get a mod that doubles Nu2Lara's cup size.
>>740200992And Anniversary demake, with some bastardized character>>740202278Still no femme fataleStill looks nothing like LaraStill in continuity with the 2010s anti-Lara
>>740208054Imagine saying that when they made the mc indian lmao
>>740214460>Meanwhile, in real life.
>>740211136>necklace>>740211389the completely removed the femme fatale, all the sex appeal, all the feminine grace, and game here a completely generic pretty face mixed with nuLara faceAlso 2103 is not her origin. That's not Lara>>740212221All you are saying is that you don't understand what people actually criticize about girlbosses (or you are simply pretending)
>>740213619Until Underworld>>740214460tell me you are trans without etc etc
>>740215865Now that's well endowed
>>740214460>You don't understand, her tits aren't small, actually [reason why her tits are small]
>>740200752this but unironically
>>740199979I don't give a sliver of a shit about this bad c*nsoletrash series.
post more lara, please!
>>740200752He is right, tranny
>>740212403>posts a literal woke mind virus communist who raised niggers and trooned out her white kidsThe culture warrior is always so fucking retarded
>>740215796You're STILL shitposting Lara Croft an entire day later?
>>740200752>I NEED TO JERK OFF I NEED TO JERK OFF WHERE ARE HER J SIZE BREASTS LIKE MY BLENDER SFM ANIMATIOMS WHY ISNT SHE FUCKING A HORSE OR A FUTA OR A CHILD WHY ISNT SHE SPREADING HER GAPING WET ASSHOLE LIKE IN MY RULE 34 ART WHY WHY WOKE WOKE WOKE WOKE
>>740199979Tits or GTFO
yeah this is the remake made by Polesin the mainline sequel she's still a 40 yo Mexican troon
>>740199979It honestly looks like they didn't even want to give her boobs. It's weird. They don't even have to be humongos, but they're not even present
>>740215865That's NOT a feminism-kosher body. That whor- i mean "sexualized woman" is a victim of the patriarchy! #KILLALLMEN
>>740217053Breasts were invented by men to oppress womyn. It's a fight to liberate women from the "patriarchal beauty standard" of looking like a woman.
>>740199979Why does she put the makeup on ?
>>740217267>can't get Nigella Lawson to play as a retired MILF Lara these days because she's a full blown crackheadGrim
>>740200049made by polish studio
>>740199979Looks old
I know nobody here plays games but I'm playing rise of womb raider right now and it's pretty mediocre. I think I actually liked the first one from 2013 more. I hear shadow is the worst of the nu trilogy so that's kinda upsetting to hear as well. Maybe a reboot of the first game was a good idea.
>>740200242OG Lara was perfectly realistic. Don't get mad because you don't look like that, tranny.
>>740199979Oh no she's brown.And that's actually accurate for England because they are a gypsy nation at this point
>>740200189What tits my highschool gf had a better pair
I am cautiously optimistic about it, I have an itch I've been wanting to scratch since Uncharted 4.
>>740217614Shadow is kind of annoying in that it has this anti colonist undertone where the villain derides Lara for tomb raiding (even though he's doing the same thing).
>>740200752Women with big tits exist. Are you saying they can't be strong and heroic? Sounds like you're the misogynist.
>>740200242Yah so my gf has F size breast's and can barely mange the weight.It would have been epic to see Lara do a backflip with them
>>740200049Jeff will inject some strange megalomaniac fetish in the story or ending and fuck it up.
>>740210551They are now...Sacre Blue
>>740210610Take the ban anon Also accurate to irl
>>740199979It's okay, /v/ already found another woman to complain about
>>740211532Nobody is going after that dude ruined
>>740200502>As usual leftist shills will try and parade their toned down b-cup mids as gratuitous male gazeWhy would they do that if the point is allegedly to avoid male gaze
>>740200752Correct. You do what I want or you go bankrupt, demz the rules tranny.
>>740212403Literally the reason retarded woman now have duck lips
>>740212497It's literally poo land what this you expect?
>>740199979She looks similar to the Lara from the original 2013 cinematic, before it was changed in the actual game. Her hair is just pulled back.
>>740216970Both are conform to CD woke standardsNobody wants unified indian nunuLara
>>740216683The irony of this post kek
>>740217983Yep. She's very much in line with the previous depictions, it's just obviously a new development team that designed her. Faceblind autists are just ridiculously retarded and can't recognize her in any way
>>740217983Just uglier and mexican. It's because it's the same character.They'll die and go bankrupt before letting the audience have the real Lara back.I personally would prefer if this corpse of a franchise just died for good. Has been woke flopped subpar products for ages at this point
>>740218170Previous depiction of not-LaraAlso indian now, for some reason
>>740218296>previous depiction(s)Fixed that for you, Indian obsesssed freak
>>740218170Rise and Shadow were aberrations, that Lara is fine in her own horse porn sort of way, but they looked nothing like the one from the 2013 test or the actual playdoh-face iterations of the 2013 game.
>>740199979>OH NO SHE'S HOOOOOOOOOTWho? Is there someone standing behind the mid?
>>740218170>Faceblind autistsIt's literally a new model though
>>740210368Where did her neck go?
>>740218362You 2013 autists are almost as annoying as the Core fags to be honest
>>740218471Anon, that also looks like claymation.
>>740218338>random fanart>previous depictionkekyou are not very bright uh?I'd say let someone from your site replace you, but you probably have no shill left there
>>740218471>He typed furiously while shilling another bad reboot
>>740218532So, so mad.
Lara has never been unattractive.Ever.You have simply been poisoned by gookslop and your standard of beauty has been exclusively captured by facial reconstruction korean women.
>>740218642TRVKE
>>740218642>Lara has never been unattractive.>Ever.lol, you should have seen her netflix cartoon. They basically drew a man and called him Lara.
>>740218692That's not even a game, you're technically posting off topic
>>740199979Tits and ass too big
>>740200049they'll make her lesbian
>>740218692Have you seen the rest of Powerhouse animation's track record? Lara is most attractive character they drew.It's like expecting a moe anime from Klasky Csupo. You just can't expect more.
>>740218642Woke talking point.She's been unattractive and unrecognizable since the last decade
>>740215865Not bad,HOWEVER
>>740218829>You just can't expect more.Not my problem.They flopped hard. Like any unwanted attempt to demake Lara
>>740218860Yeah back when Lara was good, hot and, you know, Lara
I finished the first game then started the second but it all just feels kinda samey after a while. The combat sucks ass and gets really annoying by the end of 1
>>740218764> i-it doesn't count because it's not a game so it's not laralol, you can't even accept the reason why it flopped so hard.
>>740218951what can i say? Sex sells. She was the hottest vidya girl of her time.
>>740218860>>740218941>endless nostalgiafagging>endless shitposting>"people" who haven't enjoyed TR in over 20 years>still feel the need to clog up every TR thread every single day for years
>>740219046lol, u mad?
How did they get away with showing this to millions at a Sony event?
I had lower expectation, but damn, who's the devs? seems they werent corrupted with identity politics
>>740217765>that Crystal Dynamics Lara on the right of your imageIt's fucking identical, champ. Who are you standing up for, exactly?
>>740218860Something like this would ruin me forever
>>740219046Glad you're enjoying it, anon
>>740219190Not exactly, your pic actually has slightly bigger breasts if we take Lara's head as a point of reference, but old Lara had an impossibly thin waist which makes them stand out more.
>>740219279New Laras waist is extremely thin, very in line with LAU
>>740200242>Lara's anatomical proportions were all out of whack in terms of head size, waist to hip ratio, etcThere's a difference of a body type being common and completely unrealistic. I've seen probably more than 100,000 different women naked (on pictures but from different angles) and guess what, there are many similar body types but some are very unique.>inb4 fake tits, plastic surgeryHigh-res pictures from different angles debunk that.
>>740219117>>740219129Her back?
>>740219383
>>740219046>muh nostalgia not-argument>projection>NO U ARE SHITPOSTING while shitpostingkek
Why are you guys so fucking mad all the time goddamn.
>>740219501where do you think you are
>>740219117>>740219129>>740219190>>740219314Yeah, how did they get away with a downgrade and raceswap?Man finally we got away from having 5/10 who doesn't look like the real deal and have a 6/10 that doesn't look like the real deal.Much much better
>>740219314It is, but not impossibly so. Her proportions are more realistic, and her breasts are more realistically large breasts.
>>740219501Give us what we want, used to have and was taken away, and then fuck off from our hobby.Making us happy is that simple. Making backflips and wasting millions and shilling forever against the normal audience is the complicated thing
>>740219724she looks hot and the gameplay looks funit has dinosaursWHAT DO YOU WANT NIGGER
>>740199979No rape no play
>>740219501Honestly it's because they're being manipulated by people with ulterior motives who realised that outrage is a great way to stop people from thinking
>>740219501Depression or the zeldaschizo
enlarge breasts
>>740219812
>>740199979AIEEEEEEEEEEE SEXY WOMAN AS MAIN CHARACTER! I CAN'T HELP MYSELF! SHE FORCES ME TO MASTURBATE TO HER! HELP ME PROGRESSIVE GAMING STUDIO! I CAN'T PLAY WITH ONE HAND! THIS IS LITERALLY SPERM (mine) GENOCIDE!
>>740219707>realistic>realistically bigWhich nobody asked for
>>740219758>>740219801>blaming people and not the shit product produced by bad faith actors
>>740211748>too brownoy, sar... she's bri'ish tha's why
>>740219741Actual Lara CroftActual Tomb RaiderNone of your shit
>>740220315>AI trashI fucking hate you and hope you die in the ganges
>/v/ crying about a woman protagonist not being a dumb bangmaid with enlarged tits to serve as pornalso /v/>"Why does everyone think we are incels?"
>>740200752Crucify all zoomers
are we in the part of the ragebait cycle where we pretend 2013 lara wasn't hot?
>>740220237I literally did blame the people manipulating you. But you're not absolved of responsibility.
>>740220315The DLSS 5-looking AI hagface is repulsive, but everything below the neck is an improvement.
>>740220209I reckon someone must've actually, someone at the company
>>740220356AI is the future, trannie.
>>740220315You're shit. Pure human garbage.
>>740220494why do you hate attractive women and male sexuality?It is because you are neither?
>>740220642>a boot stamping on a human face forever is the future, trannie.
>>740199979Will she be lesbian in this too? How many hot bitches is she gonna rape?
>>740220746I think you meant to type "straightness" before hypercorrecting for extra bigotry and failed to revise the joke that now no longer works
>>740220827are you trying to be smart?
>>740220826if she's lesbian i hope there's a sex scene so I can watch on 4K
>>740220849No, it comes effortlessly to me. You clearly were, though.
>>740220494Men who unapologetically love sexy women are chads, imo.
>>740220826Would you rather her have sex with a cute Japanese girl or with some retarded ass nigga?
>>740220963stupid troon
>>740221157Given up on even trying now, huhIt's for the best; you should know your limits
>>740200242>I'm sad to see NuLara get replacedI'm not, nulara was shit since rise
>>740221147A mena or latinx girl, obviously.
>>740221408WTF is a mena?
>>740221434Middle East and North Africa
>>740221463Oh yeah. Arab woman have killer bodies under those burkas.
>>740220826the opening will be a sex scene with quicktime events
>>740220315>removed the cleavagelol you ai jeets are so fucking stupid
>>740199979Butterface
>>740220751>you>human
>>740219046>seething because actual fans gatekeep their favorite franchiseget fucked troon
>>740217859Ban for what?
>>740199979Ugly busted face
>>740225617Gay
>>740225930Jeets need not applyGo wish your fellow saars some good morning you stupid retard
>>740221723more like butterbody
>>740225972more like ugly indian face
>>740220356>>740220609>>740220735>>740221615Thank you for admitting you are trannies and all this is just your activist session
>>740220612Yeah, and that woketard got sold away with the IP and didn't make anything profitable since then>>740220558>pretend.Go to bed Anita
>>740225617homosexual opinion
>>740228121You like indian faces, fucking gross
>>740228145lmao ok Pedrito
>>740228306Good morning saaaaar
>>740218803>they'll make her lesbianPeople have been itching for this to happen for years now. I think the original concept for Nu-Lara was that she was supposed to be lesbian with Samantha
>>740228434>People have been itching for this to happen for years now>Peopleyou mean subhumans
>>740228468For sure
>>740227993>Yeah, and that woketard got sold away with the IP and didn't make anything profitable since thenwho
>>740228468Gamers, yes
>>740200752>WHY ISNT SHE FUCKING A CHILDThis would save the franchise. Horsefucking would be nice too>https://files.catbox.moe/5zau6k.mp4
>>740199979>>740200242This is just safehorny to try and placate the masses up front before hitting people with some tremendously unwanted current topic shit not immediately shown yet. The old classic bait and switch, like what happened with the Netflix Scott Pilgrim cartoon.
>>740228434>PeopleInvaders
>>740199979sHE has long arms
>>740228561I guess it was a general statement about CD being sold ways for pennies with the IP after disappointing Square one time too much
