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It's nostalgiaslop.You only like it because it is pretending to be retro.
>>740200878astroturfed tranny game
>use the iron steed to destroy the car in 30 seconds it hits all the partsHow? I only hit some not all.
>>740201002Since I do like it for that reason, I think it's past time every major game pretends to be retro so I like them all.
>>740201307but enough about the new god of söy
>>740201307but enough about Path of Exile 2
>>740201002A week ago, I was thinking about oracles from GBC, "Damn that was some good Zelda, maybe I can take out my old Gameboy for a spin", then I saw mouse game get spammed all over /v/, and was like "bingo" and here we areand yes, I'm having a blast™ playing this blind
>>740201602I literally just equipped pic related and beat the shit out of that car with the whip, 27 seconds
>>740202490>>74020160224 second with default hammer, no trinkets needed.Hammer supremacy.
>>740200878to be Lionel's bitch for 95% of the game
>look up shovel knight sales>it was only a couple millionhuh.
Can we talk about the ending? Thoughts?I was hoping for a happier ending but at least Thorne and Mina are together <3
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>>740200878Do people seriously think it's hard? Everything telegraphs from ten miles away. You're telling me people sat through that Shadow of the Erdtree sight-read billion year combos bullshit but this is too much?
>>740204619most people aren't used to just moving out of the way of attacks and they think they must mash the i-frame button
>>740204619I can't trust anyone with difficulty anymore. I suck at video games and my mind is boggled by the steam discussions, /v/, and reddit complaining about it. Same shit with Silksong.>Well I'll have you know I played NES games in their prime and beat them all and this is just tooo unfair!!@!Sure you did homo, the fucking third level of Castlevania III is harder than anything this shit has to offer and it only gets harder from there.
>>740204397same, left me feeling incomplete.
>game has easy mode options>"heh... you mad, chuds?? mad cause your precious game is OPEN and ACCESSIBLE??">they disable achievements>"NOOO THIS ISN'T FAAAAIIR I BEAT THE GAME I DESERVE MY CHEEVOS"
>>740204619I think a lot of people expected it to be much more Zelda like.
>>740204823>no DLC planned
>>740204397I haven't beaten the game and thus can't read your spoiler, but is there a hidden ending? The Achievement for beating the game being called "Hollow Victory" has led me to think so since I started playing.
>>740204619I went to pumpkinhead early by mistake and the game was hard as fuck.but after the first tower it turned into a joke.
>>740205120It's only one ending afaik
>>740205120There's a second ending with obtuse criteria, but Hollow Victory is the normal/"good" one.
>>740201602Whip and axe right when I found it and managed to do it under 30. I haven’t even used the trinket because I rarely can land all hits without a whiff, is the trinket any good?
