>Marriage? A sacred institution? Heh, it's anything but in my experience, brother, I can tell you that. If two fellers wanna tie the knot, who am I ta say no? If the Lord ain't judged our gang, I'd say he's been takin' some time off the job, yer probably safe. Heh heh. Have at it, I say.>Abortion? Well, that's a rough one. Bit of a tough pill to swaller. At first, I didn't rightly take kindly to the idea of killin' babies, but Dutch gave me this ole thick science book and I pretty much surmised that well, that thing is about as human as Micah here, which is lackin' to say the least, heh. Hell, I'd say a gal has the right to choose.>A gal? As president? Well, what I can tell ya is its been nothin' but fellers since this whole thing here started up and what have we got? A bunch of other dead fellers. What have we got ta lose? I reckon' tryin' a gal's touch wouldn't do anyone no harm. If weakness is a concern of yours, I promise you some of the ladies runnin' in my gang would probably make Old Hickory look like a nancy in comparison. Hell, I'd reckon its her turn.>Lettin' a black feller do yer wife? Well, if the old lady's havin' fun, who am I to deny her that? I reckon that feller's got a bigger one than me anyway. Besides, we gotta pay some back for that whole slavery bid'ness we did to them. Dutch raised me and I ain't his real son, so I'll raise my wife's son, whether he's black or white.>Cuttin off yer willie sure sound silly but I reckon a feller might as well chop it off he ain't goin use it. And i suppose a wig can't do harm neither, heck men use to wear em all the time back in oldin' days.
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>>740212638>becomes 3rd best selling game with thiswow go woke go broke fags really were wrong this time
why do reactionaries always write out insane cuckold fantasies "ironically" and "as a joke" to "own the libs"
>>740212969cuz /pol/tards are latent homos
>>740212927rockstar could be selling an actual turd and normies would buy it
>>740212638>>A gal? As president? Well, what I can tell ya is its been nothin' but fellers since this whole thing here started up and what have we got? A bunch of other dead fellers. What have we got ta lose? I reckon' tryin' a gal's touch wouldn't do anyone no harm. If weakness is a concern of yours, I promise you some of the ladies runnin' in my gang would probably make Old Hickory look like a nancy in comparison. Hell, I'd reckon its her turn.Y'know, I reckon this Arthur Morgan fella might be onta somethin
>>740213096they did sold a turd (GTA Trilogy remaster) and sold over 14 million, normal fags are mentally ill
>>740212969It's what libtards wants you to be
>>740212638>Them star wars legos ain't yours, Dutch.
>>740212969Because it's funny. Next question
this laugh out loud lampooning of lib retardation has reseteracels absolutely FUMING. the SEETHE is off the charts
>>740212927The game came out 8 years ago during the height of woke, you inbred cretin
>>740212638>The Golden State? Why, just the other day, my fine friend Lenny, and yes I'm friends with a black feller, was tellin me about how the land used to belong to messicans. A thing like that. I daresay, if we ain't using it, why not give it back to em? They'll no doubt bring it in line to a level of economic prosperity the world has ever known. It's not like they would flood it with poor neighborhoods, littering, and drug abuse.
>>740212969>noooo you cant just make fun of us!!kek
>"Ar-ti-fishal Intelligence"? Heh, well I ain't no professor nor scholar, but if a Black woman speaks, I sure as hell am inclined to shut it and listen. Word around the campfire that this here "AI" is bad for the environment. Say no more, queens. Heh. Say no more!
>>740213958>Who are you going to tell, Arthur? The law? They're in my pockets. The legos are mine. Fair and square.
>I'm afraid Dutch. I'm afraid of a world of prejudice and intolerance
>Now you listen here, John. Just because Abigail was the camp's cum dumpster, don't make her any less of a lady. Sure, she's had many a train ran on her, and I have no doubt you could fill an ocean with all the loads that've been shot into those fine little holes of hers. Hell, I probably emptied my balls in her damn near a thousand times myself. We used to bukkake her, John. Do you know what that means? All us fellers would line up one after the after and just cum on her face, over and over again, John. It was a complete mess. A complete fucking mess. She was covered in so much cum, John, you wouldn't believe it. She looked like one of them Klan members. Anyway, my point is, John, that a lady's past is none of your damn business. So you better man up and be a father.
>>740212927>>740212969Because it's funny and 'people' like you who can't take a joke seethe and mald.
lol
>>740212638He didn't say any of those things.
>>740213706the jeets that worked on that were eating good after that I bet!
>>740212638I don't care what anybody says RDR2 is one of the greatest games ever, even if Arthur supports transgenders.
>>740216201Liar! Arthur wouldn't participate, he'd respectfully nod in Abigail's direction as she empowers herself with load after load.
>>740217420but he would have
>>740212969He was making fun of (You), that is why
>>740212638He didn’t say that…
>C'moooon, Dutch, we can't let the future be female. If they take over carriage robbery, what's next? Star Wars? Pretty soon nothing'll be left of our patriarchy.
>>740212927Rockstar games are flop-proof. To have their next game flop because of woke backlash, they'd literally have to include a scene where your character gets anally raped by some hillbilly faggot, then laughed at by his friends because he took cock in the ass.Oh wait, that happened, and GTA 6 will be the biggest entertainment product ever. Fuckkkkkkkkkk!
>>740212638Bravo Houser
>I've lived a bad life sister *Helps in a feminist rally*.... The things i've done *Saves slaves in Saint Denis*... The people I ride with *LENNY, MY NEGROID FRIEND IN THE 1800S, WHERE ARE YE?*.... The people I know... *CHARLES MY NATIVE AMERICAN FRIEND, OF COURSE I'LL HELP YOU KILL DEM POACHIN SUMBITCHES*.... The people i've killed *Kills a man because he legally owned slaves this one time*..... The gang i'm in... *MICAH... HOW DARE YOU ACT LIKE AN OUTLAW*..... You see.... There's just no redemption for folks like me *Kisses a French trans (this actually happens..... WHY.... WHY SISTA, WHY DID I LIVE SUCH A HATEFUL LIFE *Mary, of course i'll help you now that your husband died*.... YA SEE, THE TRUTH IS SISTER *Kills KKK members*.... THE TRUTH IS THAT I BE AFRAID *Votes Biden/Harris in 2024*
>>740212969They literally have nothing else. No achievements, no successes. This is all they have.
>>740212638Marriage is literally just legalized rape.It discredits traditional sexuality.
>>740220638Arthur...
>>740212927Wokeness is a spectrum. RDR2's wokeness was subtle enough that it didn't really take away from the experience. For every 100 hours of gameplay, only 2 or 3 hours would have you interect with anything "woke".All Rockstar games are like this BTW, in GTA 4 thay have you defend your gay friend Florian from a bunch of homophobic stalkers, and then Niko goes on a tirade about how homophobes are hypocrites and how we should live and let live.
>>740212927>With thisNone of that is in the game and OP is just having a meltdown over Author not being the most vile racist cowboy stereotype
>>740212638People actually believed all of these things in the time period when RDR2 is set btw and in fact if they believed one of these they were more likely to believe the othersOf course it wasn't everyone but, I dunno, maybe some pseudo-anarchist outlaw gang led by a charismatic ideologue...
>>740212638why didn't the guys just rape mary beth?
>>740213971Yeah sure the first couple times, this has been posted repeatedly for almost a decade now.
>>740212638I dunno Dutch, if the vaccine is so safe and effective why do we need 5 of 'em?
>>740225220chuds mad
>>740225330because covid is a bioweapon leaked from a chinese lab
>>740212638All of these are reasonable takes, incel.
>>740212638LMAO these always kill me
>>740214075lol>>740223665not for nothing anon but you misunderstand these posts. arthur is from the 1800s. he has no real reason to be in line with the leftist thought-dujour. that's why these posts are funny. niko being fine with gays is fine. florian was / is a childhood friend. it's different.
>>740223284
>>740228193How to entertain a retard for eight years
>>740228315See >>740224130
>>740228747seethe that the right has grassroots real comedy and it's for free, vax cattle
>>740212927Look at all the cope responses lol
>>740229007>I have to chuckle and clap at the same joke for a decade or the LIBS WINBrainrotIncidentally, forcing the same joke over and over again to virtue signal is the opposite of "grassroots real comedy"
>>740229174>s-stop laughing at my degenerate subhuman liberal retardationlmfao. lmfaolol, even.
>>740229326>I-I'm not a retard who's been chuckling at himself for years, I'm owning the libs! You're really proving my point here. You don't even think this is funny, you just have political brainrot that demands you repeat this ad infinitum.
>>740229872you sound so mad. like, the kind of seething rage that is seriously unhealthy to hold on to.
>>740230008Your life must be very empty indeed if you have to imagine such small victories. For eight years. Good lord. You really have no business calling anyone else unhealthy.
>>740229326The liberals you're fighting have been made up by you in your head.
>>740230084we're just a bunch of chuddies chuckling to ourselves at how stupid you are. why the rage? feeling threatened? grow up! or better yet contribute some of your fabled "woke humor" to outshine these apparently repetitious and worn-out canards we seem to tirelessly repeat for some unknown reason.i'm sure you can come up with a very very very funny joke, libanon.>>740230201vax cattle needs its methane mask
>>740221379It's a joke, you know jokes? To make people laugh? Jesus Christ you faggots are so autistic you're just not fun people to be around.
>>740230298>words words words>no U madSeems like I hit a nerve
>>740231156>cant make a jokelmao loser with inverted microrizz. typical lib bug
>>740231550Neither can you but the difference is you're trying very hard.lol!
>>740231583a spectacle of delusion, this post is
>>740231639Not just the present one, all your posts in fact
>>740231823you're disintegrating
>>740231875You can keep insisting but it won't suddenly make it happen. That was a joke, by the way. An example of clever wordplay through the deliberate misinterpretation of your intended meaning. Maybe it's too high brow? I guess I should write some cuck fanfiction for you instead.
>>740232065this level of mindbroken is a rarity
>>740229007>right>comedylmao
>>740232282is this the most ironic post of all time?
>>740230840>tell shitty “joke” that’s actually just an extended gay smut fantasy for 6 paragraphs>”This is pretty gay”>”What can’t handle COMEDY snowflake? Sorry sweetie, Trump made it legal again!”Maybe you’re just an unfunny faggot? This game is like a decade old, why even bother shitting on it now?
>>740232282didn't moistcrit have a big meltdown when a bunch of comedians including dave chapelle did a show in some arab country
>>740232389No, >>740232132 is
>>740212638Game of the century
>>740232394uh uh uh because... because... U MAD LIB
>>740232389The funniest thing the right ever did was cry when Kirk got shot
>>740232463>>740232547here you go xisters, some laughter fuel!
>>740232398Man you really are a demon
>>740232394>You can't ever tell jokes unless it's about an event that happened today!>Also what's funny, I don't find it funny, how is that funny, I didn't laugh, because I'm autistic and never laugh, I don't think humor is appropriate because I'm a serious guy at all times, I think vidya is not meant for entertainment and having fun but it's a super serious endeavour!
>>740232726Jesus dude, people think your joke is stale, get over it, you're the one who thinks it's a "statement"
>>740232609dave basically said you can't tell a minority joke in america any more. its not my fault
>>740232860source?
>>740232949Me. I'm the source, and I can confirm that the joke in OP is stale and not very funny.
I don't know why adult virgins without jobs larp so hard about marriage and morality. You guys are loser degenerates. It's like cope psychosis.
>>740232995You're not a primary source, need a peer reviewed study to confirm the findings that jokes are not funny and vidya is not meant for fun.
>>740223665Yeah, there's a little bit of woke in Red Dead 2, but it's so minor and insignificant that I don't care, and it's still a masterpiece in my eyes. I'm worried about GTA VI though.
>>740233084Jokes are funny, the one in OP just isn't. It's very sad, sad case... Telling an unfunny joke that fails to amuse people...
>>740212638He never said any of that. You typed all that as a (presumably) rationally thinking adult.
>>740233246>The one in OP just isn'tYes it is, I laughed.
>>740212969Keep in mind, /pol/niggers literally save BBC porn to call out jews or something. They also save videos of gay niggers shaking their asses and call it ironic thugposting.
tranny having a meltdown over moviegame slop
>>740233459Translation;>I save BBC porn to call out jews or something and gay niggers shaking their asses but I don't want to be seen as gay so I blame someone else.
look! he’s doing the meme!
>>740232601lost in 5 secondsthe anons seething at OP really do look like this lmao
I like the abortion one
what makes this bait thread so effective despite being posted over and over again?
>>740232901Yeah much freer in the mid east lol
>>740233630Ban Twitter posters
>>740234106>WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>>740212638>that thing is about as human as Micah here, which is lackin' to say the least,i lol'd
>>740233937libtards cant help themselves
>>740233937>>740233937its creative and fun and in-character and also red dead is a pretty cool game (on the first playthru)
>>740233084oh he mad lmao
>Well, Dutch, I ain't thinking dem queer fellas an issue if dey ain't harming no one. A cowboy can holster on both sides and still rustle up good cattle.
>>740233630who is
>>740228315Yes, it is truly incomprehensible how the outlaw who was indoctrinated and brainwashed from his adolescence by an anarchist sect leader has anarchist ideas.
>>740234361That's the thing isn't it, this entire "joke" is chuds pretending they didn't get triggered af by this game>s-s-see, we're laughing!
>>740233937The inability of anyone left wing to enjoy self-deprecating humour.
>>740234592oh he mad
>>740212969>Y'know, Dutch, I always thought it was mighty queer of some fellas t' put on this elaborate show of sayin' things they disagree with 'n then pretendin' it was some other fella that done said it. Seemed to me like they mighta been compensatin' for somethin', maybe. I never saw the fun of it. But then again it takes all sorts, I s'pose.
>>740234609true, a lot of the sperg outs also happen when people's idea of the west is coming through just media, then it becomes "i'm just pretending to be retarded" when that still just makes you a low quality retard
>>740235043What does that have to do with what he said
>>740235156that a lot of the (You)'s are from people on the left that can't take a joke and from anons correcting what the west was actually like
>>740212927SEETHING responses to this kek
>>740212969>Oh you're a leftie? I bet that means you're into several black men coming over and using your wife as toy haha. What do you mean you've never thought of that? It's reparations of course you have. It's your dirty perverted fetish to think of how big black dicks naturally are and how they're better at pleasing women than you'll ever be haha. It's all you ever think about. You're obsessed you're obsessed you're obsessed.
>>740235345But those are completely different thingsYou're saying it like you're expanding the thought but you're saying something else entirely
>>740235763just imagine the creature that made this post. a true abomination.
a right winger will start talking about something normal and end up in a interracial cuckold fetish why can't they stop thinking about black dicks entering white women?
>>740236068reminder that white right wing birth rates are rising massively while liberal birth rates are only plummeting. liberals go extinct as nature intended, just like their extinct video game franchises.
>>740236247Liberals are right wing thoAlso>implying politics are genetic
>>740236367ah you're mentally illnext you'll say>mass importing brownoids is right wing actually!!
>>740235830>But those are completely different thingsthe question was why are these baits so effective, there's not just one reason, there are multiple reasons why. I thought that was quite clear desu but idk how to make it clearer
>>740236430it is lol
>>740212638OP sucking and chocking on a BWC? Why well not! Not like I could stop him being an unoriginal faggot for the last 7 years!
>>740236667i am glad you and your ilk will not breed
>>740212927The same things will happen with GTA 6 btw and it'll be even more woke than RDR2
>>740236247the ones always telling people to have sex doesn't have sex at all
>>740212638You people are more insufferable than actual woke people. You're literally the opposite side of the same coin; you both get outraged at even the most minuscule things, and sometimes get outraged over nothing at all. The only difference between you and the woke is what you get outraged over.
>>740212638>And i suppose a wig can't do harm neitherI find the entire pasta hilarious but this is the part that always give me the giggles.
>>740236713That's okay, you'll keep raising progressives and never underestand why lol
>>740236980so true, i will post the right wing equivalent of pic related (turning the western games industry into a purple tinged wokeflop assembly line) next stay tuned ok
>>740237078it's not the 90's or 00's anymore idiot. the youth are either extremely right wing with a trajectory to breed within the race and ability to survive and handle weaponry or urbanite mindrotten tiktok zombies
>>740237090Who is that picture quotingIn reality, gaming is more right wing than ever before. It's a massive industry entirely captured by cynical corporatism. You want to post the right wing equivalent of your pic? You're already looking at it.
Seriously though, how does someone actually be a Lefty and or defend one, and not think that you should shot? Like you're just not human in many ways. For example, many of them are mentally-ill, which makes them non-human. Other countries are smart enough not to tolerate fucked in the head "people", nor ever listen to them.
>>740237291blackrock is so right wing ngl
>>740237207>the youth are either mindrotten tiktok zombies or mindrotten tiktok zombieswew
>>740237450kek it's surprising how fucking retarded and depraved you are
>>740237356Yes it is lol
>>740237328least psychopathic rightoid
>>740237728forcing DEI behaviors and paying you to write cuckoldry fetish literature to spam on /v/ is truly saving the huwhite race
>>740237904>paying you to write cuckoldry fetish literature to spam on /v/I didn't make this thread
Imagine someone replying with "because it's woke" when you ask why they don't like RDR2 lmao.
>>740237958don't you understand that the whole big bang theory attempted redditor zing schtick is extremely cringe and unfunny? autism? extremely low iq? cant read the room? does it on purpose? i know some severe aspies who are obsessed with being "anti-fascist" who are like this.
>>740212927It's just the Rockstar brand, theyve never made a good game but Pajeets buy their games cause it makes content for their tiktok and youtube, they gained fame by being edgy during the ps2 era and thats all they were good for>>740212969It's not a joke it's what liberals think but it does seems like a joke cause liberals do say the most retarded shit
>>740238079Literally what the fuck are you even gibbering about, retard? The only one obsessed here is you. OP is the one who posted cuck fetish fantasies in an attempt at humour and was criticised for it. You're the one obsessed with reddit anti-fascists or whatever.
>>740238242>pretending there's no difference between the cuck fetish shit he posted about 20 posts back and the funny shit in OPit's time for suicide
>>740237776Why should I listen nor care about what any of you say, when literally the vast majority of you are mentally-ill? Why would anyone give a shit about the thoughts and opinions of people whose brains are fucked up? I wouldn't want humans like this doing things like voting in my country.
>>740238213>R* was so edgy in the PS2 era>what did they do?>well in GTA you went around and killed people>oh but in Manhunt you went around and killed peoplewow
Why couldn't Arthur have sex?
Rockstar was always liberal. Even Marston said he'd be okay with a female president in one of those mine shootout missions in Mexico, I remember that clearly.Also, for some reason L.A. Noire doesn't tend to get this sort of flak even though Phelps was also immersion-shatteringly liberal for his time. Remember that mission in Vice where he advocated for the legalization of weed? Though I have to give credit to Rockstar for the dishonourably discharged dude whose communist LARP ends up being revealed as a complete sham.
>>740237090Most people who got witch hunted out of the industry weren't even right-leaning in any meaningful sense, though, but rather the liberals of yesteryear who couldn't read the room and get with the program.
>>740241283he wanted to be a better man. Also there’s no car so they have no way to hide you fucking like in GTA and the hookers
>>740242272>I remember that clearly.post the quote because it literally didn't happen, maybe you're combining it with the Bonnie dialogue
Bonnie best girl.
>>740239390Thats exactly how you sell games to teenagers, it's why the GTA are so succesful, kids and teenagers see that you can shoot everyone and smoke a joint plus tip strippers and it's the best thing ever, I think these games are boring but they do understand their audience and in the age of social media this franchise will be more succesful than ever before
>>740236247Allow me to remind you that conservative parents are the main source of liberals. Nothing makes liberalism seem more attractive than chafing under shitty authoritarians for 18 years. The abolition of slavery, feminism, civil rights movement, LGBT rights. Your side fought against it all and lost every time. What human nature actually craves is change, evolution, advancement. This is only possible under liberalism.
>>740248325>What human nature actually craves is change, evolution, advancement.but not your wokeflops LOL
>>740232547The funniest thing leftoids did was try to fight ICE and then cry when they got slimed
>>740248325>evolution, advancementJarvis, pull up IQ changes in America over the last 20 years
