FOCUS, F
>>740219751Ban Californians from writing dialogue for next 3 generations
>are you a talking sword? no I'm obviously the talking ribbon.
Why is focus even a trope. Somebody telling you to focus is either something a teacher tells an unruly kid or a total cunt tells someone. I'd be pissed if someone told me to focus condescendingly
>>740219821I'm afraid their condition is in a terminal state, there's no cure.San Francisco must be nuked.
>>740219903It's a expression used a lot in modern writing, and was turned into a popular meme thanks to this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKMD4t2Dbl8
>>740220078California as a whole*
>>740220078nuke the entirety of North America at this point, big parts of Europe tooIsreal, India and Africa first though
>>740219891Expectations? Subverted.
>>740219891I don’t get it
>>740219751>"Oh man this place stinks like balls, I can't breathe!">Derek: "Focus, F"
>>740219903Too much ADHD from giving kids phones
>>740219751That's not even the right joke to make. This is one is the comic relief. Not the mission control character.
>>740221124yeah, the mission control character is the ribbonfucking retarded
>>740219751>Laufey: I can't use magic here, it's feels wrong>Phranque: Yes you can, focus>L focuses>P: Great! You did ithow did the cube knew she did it? Did it just assume that Fey focused?
>>740223038>how did the cube knew she did it?cause it's the developer, and the developer knows when you pressed the button
>>740220887Lmfao
>hey guys look at all this gay porn I'm flooding the board with ironically, I'm discussing big floppy dicks all day ironically. I have thousands of dicks saved to my hard drive ironically.
This the new veilguard?
Oi Oi Uey, oe’mlanda tuhrned ya inna FOOKIN cube
>>740220887kek
>>740220887KEK!
>>740219751>"so what's the plan, boss?">"focus, faye"
>>740223860no its Forspoken for White People
>>740219751What the fuck was the thought process of all the middle managers and directors when deciding on the tone and writing of this game?Pic unrelated
>>740224098Forsaken is also for white people, black men play madden and black women play Sims
>>740223038>PhranqueThis can't be real
>>740224098The purple aesthetic in some bits of the reveal trailer and logo reminds me of Veilguard but the talking cube and ribons remind me of forspoken.
>>740224259https://godofwar.fandom.com/wiki/Phranque
>>740224213Black women are the demographic that is the least interested in video games.Mobile games don't count.
>>740224281I wish it will be Forspoken 2.Man that was entertaining.
>>740221124The image shows 2 characters, the ribbons which is the mission control character, and the cube which is the companion and comic relief.So erhm acshually, YOU are wrong.
>>740224281Dude forespoken also had purple
>>740224259I thought this was a meme until I looked it up.
>>740219751You lost the culture war rightoid
I'm not a big fan of the "melting pot" afterlife for gods that they've made up. It's just an excuse to borrow from multiple mythologies.
>>740224324>>740224456I would be funny if it was a shitpost.But they are for serious
>>740224569Borrow from multiple mythologies and somehow miss what makes any of them cool or interesting. I can't stand what they've done to my Sekhmet
>>740219751>every single major release is going to be marvel-tier slop for the foreseeable future
>>740224689It's so funny every time some leftist group takes over a project, they not only make it gay, but, WITHOUT FAIL, also lame.
How did the cube know ?
>>740219821Ban millennials from writing till this entire generation dies out in like 70 years.
>>740224324Hahaha I get it! Phranque sounds like the modern name Frank! Hahaha such wit LOL! My expectations have already been subverted lmao.
>You get to play as a middle-aged insurance adjuster covered in moles, and you fight flower monsters led by blackfaced demi-Egyptian and her army of Candy Crush soldiers in World of Warcraft armor>Your companion is also a wise-cracking jello moldThis game is going to do great.
>>7402247514th wall breaker cube
>>740224354He is right about the Sims, though I'll also add Second Life, black bitches love that game for some reason.
What BUTTON ? someone tell him why he’s stuck in this game and pixelsz and well hopefully they know soon because this game is hard to win. Can’t seem to double jump passed the first level. About to throw this controller. And on a real note the studying is rigged.
How will they recover from all the bad PR?Forspoken couldn't.
>>740224779it's also a MCU reference because the actress playing Mom of War played a Karen in one of the Marvel shows and she interracted with Punisher whose real name is FRANK!
>>740219751>Lead Writer: Elize Morgan>only Allanah Pierce's claim with no other confirmation so far that she is a writer on itHow fucking funny is it going to be if the credits roll and she is not in them at all?
Jello
>>740224891>mfw her name in that role is LITERALLY Karen Page This is just too fucking good kek
Can we play a different game this is boring
>>740225105play?
>>740224887I doubt it will affect the game sales much if they just ignore it. Forspoken was a flop from the start because there was no brand recognition for it to fall back on. GOW Laufey is getting idiots defending it just because it's GOW.
Lmao main character vibes, there was a trash can on a few occasions, must of been. Back ground clout chasers
Hey trash can why you mad?
>>740219751so glad this has completely taken all the heat from 007
Says video games
>>740219751>So, THAT just happened...
You’ll get there. I know what the wizard of this place is looking for and its plan as day. It will be easy work.
>>740225252yeah now that grifters and shills have moved on, nobody's talking about it. funny how that always happens with current year AAA slop.
>>740225172Bro, GoW was a series for Dudebros. NuGoW tried to switch to Dadgamers.Laufey is for single Netflixmoms. A target audience that will never buy your game.
>>740225342there have been bump limit threads for a week
>>740225058>Karenoh god imagine if the main goal of this game is for her to find the manager of everywhen (the place she's in)
That’s good.
Any chance this reviews poorly or flops?
It’s just sad trash can. Couldn’t miss this
>>740225409It can't flop, but most youtube reviewers are already saying the dialogue sucks.
Cute fish
It’s going to flop no body has half a brain here.
It does suck but anyways what’s up.
>>7402254092018 gow created a massive cult-base for the game, since it was a very good game. Games of this series cannot flop for at least 8 more years
>>740225409Fuck no about the reviews, you really think a game with this kind of protag from this series will score under 10? As for sales, there's a chance it may underperform the way Spiderman 2 did. Not because it's woke or anything, but because gayming is too expensive and people may be fatigued by GoW. Not having Kratos as the protag will definitely turn off some people
lol yeah the overhyping is just proof that it’s a little kids game here. Cute though. Leaves a few heads to cope. LOL
>>740224695nah it's just snoyslop
Youngings or something else
>>740225551Anyone who wanted good gameplay checked out at Ragnarok.
It’s a pack walking
>>740225409nigga it's a piss5 exclusive, it's already a super flop
OG
Hahaha
So i was watching god of war right, and it was just a casual night and i was just watching god of war. Well, out of nowhere the funniest shit happened. god of war, game 3, 56 seconds in. At the time, this was happening, The stepchild, atreus, was nowhere to be found. Faye tried to look for him but all she found was just a cube. You know what happened? She heard atreus' voice, somewhere around the room. Faye used a sword to flip the cube over and...you’ll never believe this, IT WAS ATREUS! HE WAS A CUBE!! I kid you not, he’s called FRANK! FRANK!!! LMAO!!!! I was rolling on the floor laughing! My chest was in pain and i almost felt that i was going to suffocate!! Funniest shit i’d ever seen, i’ll tell you that. Im still laughing thinking about it. Awww man, you had to be there. It was just so funny.
>>740219751The entire time i couldnt stop thinking about how much that gameplay looked exactly like that one AAA Mario meme.
Chill out not fun if
>>740225662>>740225682>>740225717>>740225732>>740225756what is going on here
>>740225394>oh god imagine if the main goal of this game is for her to find the manager of everywhen (the place she's in)lmao
This would be ok if Nintendo did it
Hahaha wtf
>>740225743FOCUS MARIOPRESS R2 TO RELEASE YOUR STAR POWER
>>740225813Probably because Kirby wouldn't talk and there'd be more gameplay than cutscene
>>740225409It will review 9/10 and 10/10s across the board.But will sell significantly less than the last GoW game.
>>740225409Every Playstation 5 exclusive follows the same route.>game comes out>journalists and fanboys praise like its a 10/10 masterpiece>Sony claims it sold 6 gorillion copies>2 weeks later everyone completely forgets about it aside from anons making fun of the writing>game shows up at TGA to get nominated to a bunch of shit while only winning some token award like best actor or something
>>740225813if my grandmother had wheels
>tfw no supportive cube gf
Just know the gamers I think
>>740225881forgot the layoffs and blaming gamergate when real sales numbers leak
>>740223894I’m not typing out Phranque every time. His name is either cUbE or QB.
Sekhmet's got the Everywhen stars and you KNOW what that means
>>740225981It means trouble.
The cube can chill because the last game was giving actual energy and is that what you’re saying? Whatever
They need all hugs next time they roll lmao
>>740219903Most of the characters that say this are handlers or similar to the main protagonist and "focus" is the response to them quipping, joking or asking random questions, so it being a teacher/buzzkill cunt vocabulary fits
Babies can’t help but want to pitch there lido ..and yes yes thank you. Can I just have 5 mins. It’s been over a year
>>740224689wait what the fuckI'm going to check and if that green headed bitch is supposed to be sekhmet I'm going to be sorely disappointed>it's the green bitchwhy
>>740225813Yes because Nintendo is known for making cutesy characters that appear in childrens’ games.
What is nuGod of War was always bad?
>>740224689Oh wtf, I didn't realise the green girl boss was supposed to be her!Kill all millennial devs holy fuck.
I think maybe another concept would to give what is way over due to few at the zoo. More importantly than these few people or minions. They’re there probably if you goo
Hahahah
>>740224259>pronounced as FrankieJesus Christ
>>740224397Entertaining for all the wrong reasons but man it was fun to see Squeenix self-destruct like that.
4 mins..
lol still fun though
Pooof vision gone lmao
>>740226364Seeing Square’s output in the 2020s after loving Kingdom Hearts and Final Fantasy as a child was a painful experience.
>>740225409>reviews poorly lol lmao even journalists will not dare review it poorly because it's is Playstation biggest franchise and it has a woman protagonist >flops2018 and Ragnarok sold too well. It can flop in the sense of selling less but the game will pay itself. God of War 2018 and God of War Ragnarök combined have generated over $1.4 billion in revenue.
Oh my bad not to that bored but yeah soft subject. Was clearing air but it’s not possible. The seeing squirrel scared the big bolf tie
The closest god was the future. Couldn’t stop laughing !
Maybe we’re wrong.
>>740225172The Star Wars sequels killed the entire franchise. There’s a breaking point for these things and God willing this is it for this emasculated series.
I'm not even mad. I'm just tired.
>>740221124"Faye, Focus!" is actually uttered in the "uninterrupted gameplay" footage
What if it comes out and it's unironic kino?
>>740224887Console bundles like horizon
>>740226751Anon I tell myself this every time and it has yet to actually happen.
>>740226745Why is everyone harping on that line in particular? I feel like I've missed something or I'm out of the loop.
>manly cube tells a woman to focusTriggered
>link, hey listen Yeah. Nintendo pioneered this annoying faggotry and nu-mario games are exclusively made for braindead toddlers with plenty of "focus, m" moments.
>>740219891disney karens legit put the candle and teapot from beauty and the beast into fucking God of War
>>740226790We were completely wrong about Expedition 33 thoughever
>EverywhenCome the fuck on.
>>740226805>voiced by Jack Quaid>manly
>>740226795Tendies are pretending that Sony and others invented handholding whatever the fuck in video games and ignore the tutorial owl and the fairy nagging your ear off in ocarina of time. They don't play games and are seething. As usual on /v/intendogaf
>>740226861It's a fantasy written by a woman who only got input from gay netflix shows.
What mythology is the cube from because it is such a bizarre artistic decision
>>740220125Its the "alright" everytime he gets a coin that slays me
>>740219751It's all so tiresome. >>740226960Millennial mythology
Bros I'm tired, when are we going to get a quirky le wholesome chunks comedy relief talking BMW?
>>740226960until I see something to the contrary I'm assuming it's the Dumbassahedradron
>>740226795Someone made a parody of this shitty writing on top of some "Mario if he real Unreal Engine" footage and it got viral on Musk AI Training Forum>Focus, Mwas then taken from it and used to make fun of the trope, like how you see>WE WUZeverytime niggers are shoved into other cultures>>740226916obsessed
>>740224864They just want to play as pic relatedin everygame they only "play" if you can look like a deformed freak with hundreds of tats
>/v/ likes Mimir >hates a talking sword or magic cubeI don't get it. Same exact shit.
Is the kind of normalfag goycattle that will be buying this shit the same one that buys the new sportsball game every single year?
>>740227090no it's isn't you turbonigger
R2 R2 R2 R2 R2 R2 R2 R2
>>740225409if ragnarok didnt flop this isnt going to flop either
>>740220125I mean I'd play that
>>740227127yes unironically ball and gun tards buy sony movie games
>>740227215I just wish consoles would stop existing already.
>>740226795>Focus FIt's a meme that's making fun of modern writers There's also "he's right behind me, isn't he" or "so that just happened"
>>740226751That would be great. Truly. But then the issue lies in how they presented it.
does he actually say "FOCUS, F"? not giving sony another view
american dialogue>i swear if you hit me one more time, im going to kill you.NOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT HIT THE WOMAN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE WOMAN!!!!!!!!! YOU CANT HIT WOMAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>740227391The ribbon is the one that says "focus faye!"The cube says "watch out!"
Looking back that liquid was crazy and the events were different. The other game even though the cube seems to be egging on the game for some reason, the turn of events was what seem to be the others plays plays, making sure there the game was still alive. To stay sobs to show respect. It’s insane. Next game you can come. It’s going to be beautiful!
>>740224689All of the character designs are such complete dogshit it's actually impressive
>>740227496are you a bot or having a stroke
>>740227391Ribon on a sword stuck in cube unironically says “Faye Focus”
>>740219751>filename
>>740227276Sadly the train is still running at 120mph, concords failures meant nothing, bungie failures meant nothing.The actual worst part GTA is going to boost the train even harder...
>>740225409It'll probably do several million, but several million less than they expect it to
>>740227496Are you okay anon? Did you have abrain aneurysm?
>>740227067>i-it doesn't count kill yourself
>>740224695At least you didn't need a new machine anymore
>>740224324>cosmic cubeIs this a mythology thing? I look it up but all I get is Marvel.
>>740226960D&DI wish I was joking
>>740226960It really is one of the most unaesthetic things I've seen in a game. It's like they want there to be another avenue of criticism besides the usual woman talk.
>>740219751Wouldn't it be>FOCUS, Psince his name is Phranque
Cube dipped because he’s not brave enough to hold a game with squad. Which means this game is doomed and just unfortunate. Kittens are crawling as we speak damnit. There won’t be much more than what the last game had, so reminding is all we have. obviously and I know your point g. Maybe I’ll send pictures of the next game on
>>740225409They would need to drop the ball really really hard to achieve that.I doubt it.
>>740227917Oh god, they are really going to inject modern fantasy into GoW lmao
>>740227903>cubedon't look into itand the end of the rabbit hole the t is silent
>>740227972No, it's focus F because it's the ribbons talking to Faye, the main character.Yes, the cube and the ribbons on the sword are separate characters.
>>740227903just consume the AAA slop anon...
>>740225813This but unironically, your pic looks kino. Would probably give us some actual Galaxia lore too, since we know fuck-all about it in the games.
Yeah it’s a bot meant to play 1v1 sorry And yeah console isn’t the same was PlayStation but this it’s about what console game, it’s about more. It’s not dinosaurs or Disney I guess. Maybe he’ll pull into character because he can be potentially a good gamer but he’s not as clean and cool. Or nice or faithful or uh. Ugh I’m irritated asf. Like really
>>740226916>completely irrelevant OoT mention
>>740219751The bit where Faye gets captured and you see all these mythological creatures getting put in cages reminds me of Shrek 1 when Lord Farquaad was rounding up all the fairytale creatures.
>>740228264Somewhat relevant actually, Navi was the proto-tutorial nagging character.
Haha maybe over the screen and this dialogue but other wise, you’d shit yourself haha
Did indeed invent it, at least for me.
>>740227903I mean there is the cult of saturn that might be derived from a cube, but these writers can't do their own research to make something interesting.
What game did you see that in ? Hahah
>>740227141>R2 R2 R2 R2 R2 R2 R2 R2 D2 D2 D2 D2 D2 D2 D2 D2
>>740227903DnD is mythology now, chud
>>740220132All of the problems that would warrant nuking the former would disappear in a generation's time after nuking the latter.
Hahahaha oh man ! Not quite as bad. Might even be more fun than cube desu. Faye just can’t get shit done. Literally nothing.
>>740228192>the cube and the ribbons on the sword are separate characterswhat
>>740228353That’s probably where basedlenials got that idea anyway. Remember they are completely creatively bankrupt and can only create facsimiles of things they saw in media
The guy from transformers. I know you’re fucking with me. It was cute at first. Now it’s offensive.
What's with these occasional odd schizo posts?
Great. The gel cube talks. Big talking gel cube. Yup, very normal
That’s why he’s not saying shit. More pieces fasho. Selfish asf. I’m good off that cube. Ew.
>>740228657Probably bots.
I’m new here lol
>>740228657Its the weirdo libtard kids who think they are fighting some great culture war, and 4chan is the frontline.This whole site is constantly getting "raided" by "them"
Ugh
That’s not it. Y’all wouldn’t get it
See the kittens this week?
Honestly this is cute
>>740219751I igive it a few months until Sony announces a PC release. There's just no way this shit is going to sell consoles, sell itself, even be seen in a good light.This shit isn't God of War. Actually, none of the other games in the norse mythology are. God of War needs to be rebooted.
>>740228941The consoles are already sold because of GTAVI. Even with them being like $200 more than on release
Woah trump really ? I’m good off that. Ass hat. Cool clarification, just what I came for.
Wouldn’t be the same, to much trauma
>>740228630>Remember they are completely creatively bankrupt and can only create facsimiles of things they saw in mediaThis, modern media is composed of incestuous abominations of previous media, 0 originality.
>>740219751omg it's THAT sword
>>740228657janny-approved bot like the stellar blade one
>>740227903
How do you filter tripfags? I forgot
>>740223860No, GoW actually has a captured audience who would consider it to be sexist to not buy the game.
>>740229145Reminder when Kratos fucked his half sister in 3? Or used a half naked woman to be a part of a puzzle where she gets crushed into bloody bits? Or when...
>>740229114If it ends with Frank becoming the Muslim box I'll genuinely kneel
>>740229114What is this?
>>740229246>fucked his half sisterIs radical feminism pro or anti incest?
>>740229145That’s what Disney thought when they released Mongolian and grogulon to theatres
>>740229114There's some pretty islamic architecture, but the entirety of Mecca is a huge eyesore.
>>740229349They are pro/anti everything. Only question if men benefit from it or not
They wouldn’t care even if you told em. You saw this sign of weakness. It was just evil intentions instead. Lost cause
>>740229302Mecca, it's what all Muslim pray toThey literally has to bow in the direction of this cube wherever they are in the world
>>740229360Star Wars? They burned through their fan base's charitability long before that movie (or TV show? I don't watch that shit). GoW only started doing it with their previous game. This one will serve to prove the pattern that that game studio sucks now.
>>740229461But isn't that idolatry??????Like what catholics do to the Virgin Mary?
>>740229524Ragnarok wasn't hated on until months after release thoughbeit
2 noob seen the papers. He’s pissed. Fml
>>740229524And GoW didn’t have any long cemented fanbase
Virgin Mary was favored by God the saints were not. Look it up lmao not saying it’s the same at all but fun fact
>>740224259>It's Philthy Phranque, motherfucker. It's Philthy Phranque, bitch. Let's get some pussy tonight.
GoW is a bitch and mirked the pets and now the kitten is crying for him back
>>740219751
I got to go before I get put on time out lmao gg
>>740229302The black box of Mecca, the Kaaba. It has pre-Islamic artifacts kept inside and a broken meteorite built into a toilet on a corner. Their prophet circled it a few times before kissing it, so because their religion makes him the ultimate human they do the same.
>>740219821Would instantly fix the game and movie industries.
>>740224695>Be 1990s>New, imaginative, content routinely created and loved.>Be 2020s>Nothing but remakes and sequels of loved 90s content that the current generation never got to experience
>>740226960Marvel Comics
Btw next game, welcome to your Alice in wonder land. Follow me
Damn I felt that shift smdh and yes I know btdubs
>>740226712>The Star Wars sequels killed the entire franchiseI feel like the fate of SW is worse than deatha movie based on a fucking post from 4channel.org/x/ made as much money as a new Star Wars movie, it's ridiculous
>>740224324this reads like a shitty pixar movie plot
>>740227141
>>740230293To be fair. Not a single Star Wars fan anywhere wanted a fucking Mandalorian movie.
>>740230293I think they still haven't broken even on the initial buy
>>740219751every time i see images from this game it looks like Avowed DLC
>>740229787This is fucking amazing. I love religion for the crazy shit it makes people do.>"The hole! It was made for me!"
>>740219751Why do most of these games feel the same?
>>740224324>the cube is played by Jack Quaid. Jack Quaid actually did the motion capture for the cubethey say this over and over like its meant to mean something
>>740230407the merch sales and Battlefront microtransactions might have been rather profitable, don't you think?
>>740230667At this point I think its one dev team making all the western games and one dev team making all the samurai uggu slop
>>740230862they hire the same outsourced jeets
>>740230862>JumpingWomenSword gamescompletely mogged by jumping woman needle game
>>740219751>have to make Kartos but female>literally just heavenly sword 2.0>fuck it up because its written by losers who grew up on marvel films
>>740220125kek it do be like that
>I can't use my magic here>Focus, F>Okay lol I can actually use my magic here no problem haha
>>740228149>the t is silentdamn...
>>740226960Islam
>>740219751So, what's with the cube? Is this some wholesome chungus spinoff game? Ruins the vibe of god of war, no?
>>740220887mistakes into miracles
>>740231693>Ruins the vibe of god of war, no?They threw the "vibe" out of the fucking window bro
>>740220132>Isreal, India and Africa first thoughIndia and Africa will stop being a problem once you nuke israel. london and new york. Maybe Berlin too, but i think the krauts are utter political impotents
>>740224098>"white" people
>>740220887
>>740224695Suddenly Pong starts looking very appealing.
>>740231764Weird. Feels like they wanted to make a specific game but attached themselves to God of War for recognition reasons and nothing else
>>740230841Yeah but they spent $4 billion up front and another $2 billion on theme parks. Based on my napkin maths I don't think they made it back.>$6b in the hole>TFA makes $700m>TLJ makes $300m>RoS makes $50m So after the sequel trilogy they're still well more than $4b in the red, not counting the unknown amount of bluray and digital sales. Their toys sold poorly and it's impossible to tell how much they lost on those Disney+ shows, though we've seen them lie to investors about the definition of return on investment so it's probably not good:https://www.forbes.com/sites/carolinereid/2024/04/03/revealed-how-disneys-financial-wizardry-boosted-its-return-on-investment/
Highguard into Saaaros into fat hunters and gathering into Hagnarok never gonna stop
>>740225881>then the studio goes on to do their next AAA game>because you know the game did actually sell 6 gorillion copies and funded the next project
>>740231874>they wanted to make a specific game but attached themselves to God of War for recognition reasons and nothing elseBecause we all know what happens if they make a game like this with a new IP.
>>740232049>3 players>8 24hour peakholy kek
>>740219751Watching the gameplay footage just made me wish we got a modern Heavenly Sword with good gameplay instead.
>>740231885>Yeah but they spent $4 billion up front and another $2 billion on theme parkswait, so Star Wars costed Disney like two Minecrafts for Microslop? What the fuck?
>>740230667Big companies want "solved" formulas to make a consistent profit. This is a solved formula.
>>740232185Sony spent 4B for Bungie
>>740232185Or about an eleventh of an ActiBlizz.
>>740224756Seek professional help for your millennial obsession.
>>740230732a big deal was made about the british guy doing the motion capture for smaug in the hobbit movies and it's obvious that kinda stuff is just to go "LOOK FAMOUS ACTOR"
>>740232337ActiBlizz had many big IPslike didn't Activision publish a shitton of big titles? I'm just surprised that a Swedish digital Lego is 0.42 Star Wars >>740232262Sony likes to waste money desusee Concord
>>740232570>like didn't Activision publish a shitton of big titles?Most of them aren't all that prominent. In terms of actual numbers, they were mostly buying Cawadoody, Candy Crush and to a much lesser extent WoW.
>>740232185Disney was planning to get a whole Marvel style cinematic universe out of it, instead they got about 4 profitable movies and a few games. Most of those shows they made after covid were cancelled movies reworked for streaming to recoup their loss.
>>740232882>4 profitable movies?is the 4th profitable movie Solo or the recent mandalorian one?
>>740233059Rogue One. Same box office as Rise of Skywalker but less than half the budget.
>>740233182fuck I forgot about its existence lol
we must be better cubes and ribbons... son...
this is how woke dies, with a bloody fucking cube
>>740233553next game we see kratos and his new son, Cublox but PLOT TWIST it is kratos' son, he impregnated a female slime cube.
>>740219751The worst written part of the whole thing IMO isn't this, but with that random schmuck that she frees from a cage during the fight sequence. There was no reason for either character to give a damn about the other in that moment other than to force in that dogshit "That le sword... isn't what you le think it is..." line. It's like a 5 year old's attempt at foreshadowing.
>>740234073or the fact that they leave her in a shitty bone cage next to a fucking magic sword and cube. It's retarded marvel "writing" by industry hacks with a message to push.
>>740220125>Alright Mario, time to partyKINOINO
>>740232515jack quaid is a literal who
>>740234271That was bendthatdick cuminbitch thoughbiet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEWzAaGh-bI
>>740234371he's correct but i think they thought he would be a big guy for you because of the boys tv show
>>740225409What's the last woman protag game that did well that wasn't Tomb Raider?
>>740225409I wouldn't get my hopes up for anything floppier than "mild success when expected major success" I feel like normalfags are ready for another walk around in the woods and swing a sword type game around the time that this will release. Though lately I've been underestimating them.
these games are for the normalfags who play shit like league and fifarealize that you aren't the target audience of this industry and focus on the shit you like
>>740233553He's getting cucked. The theme will be about her moving on from Kratos, eventually she'll leave him behind and move onto a new mythology. Frank will expand into a cosmic jelly lake, the ribbon will stay inside and take care of the sword. The twist is that King Arthur's myth was started by a woman; Morgan la Fey (Laufey)
>>740234890That's gay. Morgan should look like this.
>>740219751Is this a lady of the lake reference?
if the cube didnt talk but made like shimmering sounds it would have been cool
>>740234509Last of Us 2
At some point there is going to be a reckoning for modern "writers."I don't know when and I don't know how. All I know is that it will eventually happen.
Any reason she needed a companion at all besides making it easier to copy and paste the gameplay formula from the last 2 games?
>>740235514If Faye didn't talk, that would also be cool. She didn't need to comment on everything she saw. She didn't need to ominously call attention to the sword multiple times, either.
>>740235547It's now, this year.check em
>>740235534>did well
>>740224695Serves me right for being glad Marvel shit is tanking at the box office, now games that started development 6 years ago are nothing but capeshit. When will this fucking hell end?
>>740235663Next year then
>>740235615No. Companions are needed for exposition dumps, puzzle hints, and so she has someone to exchange witty banter with. Otherwise all her dialogue would be smarmy remarks to herself, which I'm sure we'll still get a healthy dose of that as well.
>>740235663>>740235816Never. Tencent will make sure they all find consistent employment.
>>740224281I hate this overuse of purple that I see in every modern game. gow: woman has it, wolverine has it, and these were only shown a few days ago. Over the years we've had this colour diarrhea plastered in every game since fortnite. WHY? It's so ugly and unappealing. Purple is one of the most difficult colours to use and very dependent on the context and environment, why is it everywhere? Don't those aritsts go to school or read books about colour theory to know that it's just awful? Same applies to neon green and neon blue. The funniest part is that they use it all at the same time along with purple so it's not just diarrhea, but diarrhea combined with barf and piss.
>>740220887big floyd was a funny motherfucker too bad we lost him
>>740224124it was "masculinity bad"
>>740235615So that it carries dad gamers through fights while they run circles around the boss(they're too tired after their 70 hour work weeks to bother learning the combat and just want to relax)
>>740220125You can just picture a westoid game dev watching this with a completely straight face
>>740225409it won't flop but reviews will be a mix of 6-8s and sales will be very underwhelming
>>740235631You know what bugs me about this focus m shitits that they are talking out loud and not in their head, like faye wasnt monologing to herself she was audibly saying those things to herself
>>740220125the walking talkie quality sounding voice is something I notice too happening more
>>740230392S1 of Mandelorian was kino. I'd have taken a movie that just did more of that. Most of what came after was dogshit so it's likely fair to assume the movie was actually more of that.
>>740231786>India and Africa will stop being a problem once you nuke israelnope, especially not india, their numbers need to be reduced by 90% for purely ecological reasons
>>740236273like 80% of earths population dont have an inner monologue
>>740227917Gelatinous Cubes aren't smart though. They were initially conjured up as the evil wizards equivalent of a Roomba, going through halls and cleaning out bodies and stuff. And occasionally snagging an intruder because some of them were translucent and you might walk right into them in low light.
>>740236382???? what
>>740236273same with aloy, all they do is say things outloud to themselves
>>740234890You know what, I'm saving your post to see how close it is to the real thing.It sounds so believable.
>>740236661That anon is exaggerating, but, according to research, 30 to 50% of adults don't have an "inner monologue" to think things out but rather learn visually/out loud.It's just that people conflate "not thinking things through" with "having common sense"
