you hate him because you relate to him
>>740220962no i hate him because he is an annoying fucking retard in a shit game
Suck my dick. Choke on it.
>>740220962Yeah. Metroid Prime 4 developers and writer(s) should kill themselves for putting me in the game.
>>740220962that would make me love him, you projecting faggot.
>>740220962I dont hate him, I wish he had a more prominent role to play than just "dude you backtrack to in order to use new beam type"
>>740220962I've never related to a video game character.
>>740220962>because you relate to himI hate sequels, brand recognition and parasocial relationships towards fictional characters and franchises though.
>>740220962I don't call people at the grocery store and say "Hey, don't forget to go to the grocery store"
>Oh wow. THAT happened.>Yeah, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.>He's standing right behind me, isn't he?">"Gulp"
>>740220962No, everyone hates him because (YOU) relate to him.
The black guy and the woman were actually more annoying than he was. The robot and sniper dude were okay, though.
>>740220962Remove his glasses and ditch the red nose bulb.
>>740220962nah I can't afford glasses
>>740225538You can buy nearsighted eyeglasses online for $20 now. Just put in your prescription. I've been doing that for the past 10 years, fuck the eye doctor
It's funny how everyone shits on him for being annoying but praise nu-god of war while having even worse companions
