>Take my wife's game out of your FUCKING mouth!!!!!
>>740231304Will needs to just come out as gay, everyone knows, he can't let Jada keep humiliating and extorting him
PROTIP: Instead reposting a meme thread a day later, try waiting a week or so!
>umm excuse my husband asked for a soilatte with extra sprinkles,Can i speak tp your manager?
>>740231470Protip: you might get some pussy if you aren’t on the website so chronically that recognize every post from any time of any day.
>>740231304>SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE INCELS IN THE BACK, KRATOS!
when are we moving on from the basedcuck joke group? I no longer find it funny
>>740231579Found the cuck.
>>740231470> Focus, A
>>740231562Oh and you do?
>>740231535shes "clap" is "clap" strong "clap" and independant "clap"
>>740231670Because I don't enjoy decade old jokes?
LOL
>>740231470i didnt see ityou need to get a life
>>740231535HOLY SHIT!
>>740231861Lmao thanks for the seethe, Santa Monica corporate account
how will we become better men now marvel friends
>>740231861I don't understand that retort. Do they not realize they're just a corporate account too?
>>740231832You're a literal cuckold
>>740231861we've already been there, cringe corpo wars on twitter in 2017 or so. Nobody liked it back then too.
>>740231832>im going into a thread about things i dont like just to cry like a faggot! Genuinely, what causes this type of autism? I just ignore shitty threads I don’t like because I understand that literally no one would care if I complained.
>>740231832As long as cuckolds exist, they will be mocked
>>740231998Because I don't enjoy decade old jokes?
>>740231861Getting dabbed on by a plastic pizza making company lol
>>740231535FREYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT WAS MY TURN ON THE CHORE CALENDARI NEED 10 MORE GOOD HUSBAND POINTS TO AFFORD A SWITCH 2YOU CONSPIRE AGAINST ME?!
>>740232073No, we saw safe and cringe tongue in cheek joking around, dominos actually made them seethe with this.
>>740232108I can ignore threads usually but when it's spammed daily like every time I open the catalog it starts to annoy me
>>740232246You’re describing more than half the threads here. I just don’t click em.
>>740231535OH MY SCIENCE!!!!!! I'D BUY THAT!!!!!!
>>740232246OH NO NOT A RANDOM ANON BEING ANNOYED, whatever are we going to do!?
onions of cuck is the gift which keeps on giving
>>740231568>has cowboy AIDS
>>740232494Looks like you're annoyed by my post and now you're expressing it which is what you criticize me for
>>740231535Sony finally jumps on the life sim train
>>740232141
i love how /v/ turns a fucking GIGACHAD icon into the king of x0y cuck. And they succeed.
>>740232623Sounds like he’s making fun of you. But you seem very upset and serious about all this.
>>740232680he was always the god of luv though
>>740232680only /v/incels think he's a cuck
IM SO EXCITEDAND I JUST CAN HIDE ITIM ABOUT TO LOSE CONTROL AND I THINK LIKE IT
>>740231861lmaaaooo , get fucked Santa Monicucks
Why does anyone even buy or play these games? Its going to be nothing but a walking simulator with constant cutscenes and boring story. Combat is functional for sure but its nothing special.
>>740231304>You're mother past is her business, boy
>>740233130>press x to awesome>shit writing you can ignore>blatant propaganda>quips, quips everywhereyup its MCU viewing time
WE MUST BE UGLIER WOMEN...
>>740231535>aislopkys
>>740233130>Why does anyone even buy or play these gamesNever EVER underestimate normie fucking braindead consooomer morons. That is all.If normies were actually smart and voted with their wallets, Nintendo would have been dead AEONS ago, same with Ubisoft, EA, etc etc
>>740231304I am happy that this game exists if only to bring about a new wave of God of Soi posting.
>>740231861WE MUST MAKE BETTER PIZZAS
>>740232073Denny's invented it on Tumblr around 2015 and Wendy's on twitter popularized it.
>>740231535>PLACE YOUR SOILED GARMENTS WITHIN ME.The tone is too serious, needs moar Marvel snark
>>740233497Seethe snailcat
>>740231497>No!
God of Chore
>>740233497You lost the war, AI will take over, you idiot ,because you never did anything if not crying on social media and calling things "slop"
is atreus his real son?
>>740232136People have joked about cuckoldry for thousands of years though.
>>740233878What Faye did with Tyr is between them. Kratos doesn't need to know.
>>740231398ARCANE HOLLYWOOD KNOWLEDGE INBOUND!!Will Smith is hated because he isn't leftist enough. He's like, a liberal-er version of Bill Clinton, but that's not enough. It came to a head when he refused to join the BLM stuff and everyone has been on his ass ever since. His personal life is quite a bit less cringe than most personalities, but the difference is everyone broadcasts all his problems as punishment for not being a shitlib.
>>740233964That's called a humiliation ritual.Like that woman newsanchor on the Today show who had her mom kidnapped months ago because the woman anchor interviewed some Epstein victims pre-covid.
>>740231832No, because you like watching your wife have sex with other men.
>>740233481in before end game boss is a Ice truck
>BULMA! BULMA!>WHERE ARE YOU, WOMAN?!>KRATOS' STRONG INDEPENDANT WIFE HAS HER OWN STRONG INDEPENDANT GAME!>YOU NEED TO HAVE YOURS NOW OR ELSE I'LL BE THE >LAUGHING STALK OF THE KEK CLUB. I'LL BE A KEK AMONG KEKS, THEY MIGHT EVEN START SPREADING RUMOURS THAT I ACTUALLY SLEEP WITH YOU!>XENOVERSE 3 ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH MY QUEEN, YOU NEED YOUR OWN SOLO TITLE!>YOU NEED ONE NOW NOW NOW!
>>740231535it's 2026, chud. Women don't wash clothes
>>740233130>Its going to be nothing but a walking simulator with constant cutscenes and boring story. Combat is functional for sure but its nothing special.None of those issues stops /v/ from worshiping shit like Persona.
on a scale of 0 to -10 how hard is this gonna bomb?
>>740231304Bruh, how many God of War games starring Kratos do you want?do you guys not get tired of it?would it kill you to allow the franchise to have spinoff game that's NOT about Kratos?besides, are you guys doubting Santa Monica Studio's track record?
just seeing gooooooooooodddsss split my sides at this point
>>740234435best case scenario for Sony: -7
>>740234435about a 6-7 snoys have to justify getting robbed by sony over and over again
>>740231861>But WE'RE not a corporate accout because... erm um...
>>740233130This, Intergalactic and Wolverine are poised to bomb. Really I don’t care but making fun of it? Thats its own reward.
>>740234435very hard to tell... on one hand it's still a God of War IP game, which is very popular.. on the other hand it's a game without Kratos and with some bitchass ugly shit woman with garbage dialogue, premise etc..Im worried it'll still sell... i mean fuck, ghost of yotei 2 STILL sold sooo..
>>740234435Santa Monica Studio shits out gold, they've produced nothing but bangers.
>>740231304>the past she's referring to is being a warrior that killed tons of people>/v/ takes this to mean she fucked thousands of men, has been divorced multiple times and tricked Kratos into raising a son that isn't hisWhat mental illness is this?
>>740234676botpost
>>740234442ORthey could make a new game
>>740234442I want new games not milking a series that had a perfect ending with 3
>>740234781Misogy--I mean, uh, I LOVE KEKHOLDRY, YABBA DABBA DOO!! AND USED GOODS TOO!!
>>740234673this bitch looked stylish though
>>740234087my what
>>740234781Less mentally ill than attempting to set the record straight every time you see a meme
>>740234673>eating big bucket of chicken at award show
>>740235081Yup, at least the memers are having fun.
>>740234794you seriously doubt Santa Monica Studio's skills?
>>740235153>Eating popcorn chicken is bad now.I can't even joke about this, do you just hate seeing people eating out in public or something or do you think that there's a list of acceptable snacks. The fuck this mean man?
>>740233497The only thing AI is good for is shitposting, so what's the problem?
>>740234801>>740234863Making a game about Faye makes sense.It has no bearing on Kratos & friends, so people won't get tired about another game about Kratos.And it works to the dev's advantage of working with what they know.Besides, it allows for exploring and expanding the God of War setting.It's either that or wait another 7 years for a new God of War game.
>>740231535SONY HIRE THIS MAN
>>740235081The meme has been spammed so much and for so long that the majority of /v/ actually believes Faye has canonically been with other men before Kratos or that Atreus is his stepson
>>740234442make a different fucking game faggot
>>740235493so you're angry that they're making ANOTHER God of War game and not creating a new original IP?
>>740235258Bringing a bucket of chicken to a fancy award show is, in fact, crazy behavior gokusister
>>740235741Do you just hate chicken?
>>740231535Powerful.
>>740231535> place your soiled garments within meThat being said, it's immersion breaking to see a fucking washer in God of War.
>>740234435normgroids are mindraped enough it'll probably do fine still
>>740234442Why does every franchise need to be taken over by women?
>>740231535Damn I was fooled, I couldn't tell this was fake.
>>740231398OH NO, CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE POOR MULTI BILLIONAIRE HE IS GETTING ABUSED
what the fuck is a Laufey
>>740235925Frost Giant mother of Loki
>>740235258>>740235815I know how you mexicans like it heres a vid for your viewing pleasure you fat fuck
I know he's a faggot himself, but I kinda feel sorry for him. Imagine creating something cool like the original GoW and then watch a soulless corpo slowly rape it to death just to push a narrative.
>>740234435its gonna sell millions but not enough millions to be profitable.guaranteed flop.
I hate American games.
>>740235852it's ONE game starring a woman, it's not like Kratos retired and became a react andy streamer.there'll be more Kratos games, like that one game where he's still a kid in Sparta.
>>740235258third worlder detected
>>740236123he gets shat on constantly for being a washed up retard fag, but his takes on god of war I can't help but agreeeven a broken clock is right twice a day after allhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/1VLBODeIHwo
>>740236162>>740236053Are you telling me you actually hate chicken? Did Colonel Sanders kill your pet hen or something.
>>740236221
>>740231579With an attitude like that how are ever going to move on from this toxic notion of manhood. BE...... BETTER.
>>740236287It's a newfag engaging in "pretending to not understand the conversation" 'rhetoric'.
>>740236287Damn, that's crazy. You guys actually hate chicken this much but refuse to just say "I hate chicken." Why does it need to be some percieved mental failing to like chicken instead of just admitting you don't like it.
>>740236318you're not funny
>>740231861Imagine getting this btfo'd by some soulless corporate Twitter account of a fucking pizza company. I can feel through all time and space just how butthurt Santa Monica intern replying was, or people who told him to reply were
>>740232141She keeps completing tasks on the chore list too quickly bros. I can't keep up. She's too strong and independent. I'm being left in the dust.
>>740236450high chances they was ordering dominoes cinna stix when creating this slopthe betrayal hurts man
>>740235827>That being said, it's immersion breaking to see a fucking washer in God of War.Women have been in God of War for so long though
Feminists have a kind of we wuz mentality that needs to be called out more. They cant make their own shit and have it succeed so they parasite on the back of successful things men created exactly like black people who pretend Mozart was black.
>>740231861We are >|this|< close to getting gods posting to go mainstream
>>740234442Leave woman out of my games.
>>740235913>MULTI BILLIONAIREYou are retarded chimp who can't tell the difference between a million, a billion or a trillion. Just a slave to be exploited.
>>740234781I'm well aware of what the line means since I've put thousands of hours into the nu-games. But I'm happy to play along since I want to see SSM tarnished as much as possible.Why? Because they fucked up Kratos.
>>740235476When do you unlock the gold plated engraved washing machine? Is it near endgame??? I need it now!
>>740234442>why do you guys have sex with women for thousands of years?>wouldn't it be better to fuck a mans crust whole for a change?
>>740237119Why are catholic priests posting on 4chan?
>>740236431Do not worry WORSEMAN. With enough time in the cuck chair, you will ascend into becoming a BETTERMAN. It will take time however.
>>740237081First you gotta complete"damn these stains never come out" side questthen mix fahbrick soften with the Dheter-Gentileand give it back to the quest giver WHurl PoohL
>>740237232*JewishDon’t worry I gotchu demon possessed troonanon
>>740237119after thousands of years? yea sure, why not?I'd give bussy a shot.
>>740234442>>740235364>>740235493>>740237232Trying to hard snoy tranny, nobody is going to buy your woke slop on your dead console cuck device
>>740231861Holy seething.
>>740231535>>740232364LAMAO
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>740236913case on point
>>740237429go back to sharty
>>740237471>>740237493>pedo priest defenders out of nowhere.
>>740237446>Dheter-GentileDying here lmao
GIRLWHAT YOUR FATHER DID BEFORE WE METIS HIS OWN BUSINESS
>>740237595>deflecting his tranny opinions on "MUH CHRISTIANS"Stop projecting and stay away from children schools fag tranny
>>740237712>actually defending pedo priests>muh trannies
>>740237827overused meme
>>740237827Oh shit wait a minute. We are now gonna need these memes but with laufey instead of kratos.
>>740231304
>>740237878what, women?
>>740237827
>>740237792weird you pick christcucks out of all the pedo sects to cry about...
>>740237792Trannyanon learned how to use greentext yesterday and now can't stop using? Sad no one is going to buy your woke slop? Oh pathetic projecting tranny, again stay away from children schools faggot
>>740231861Grim
>>740237964KEEP MY WIFES TIDE PODS OUT OF YO MOUF
>>740237964Impressive.
>>740237957yes we need to take the stale slop memes and replace them with current things!!!!!
>>740238006https://www.bishop-accountability.org/category/news-archive/abusetracker/https://www.britannica.com/topic/Ground-Zero-Ireland-and-the-Church-Abuse-Crisis
>>740237957>When I see a man that respects women>Laufey getting backshots by chads while laughing at you
>>740231757No. But I could!
>>740231304Ok I'll stop the BETTERMAN posting for just a microsecond. I'm never going to play the niggerfucker's game since I only play kratos games, however I'm still pretty assmad that the girlboss got to have double jump and air combat while kratos got ACTUALLY cucked on the ground.
I take back all those awful things I said about dudebros in the 2000s,I wish they were still here.
>>740231398I have seen cucks play the "at least we are not fags" card. I tried to tell them that it is legitimately worse. That's the point we have arrived at. Admitting you sit in the hotel chair because you are simply getting off watching the guy would actually have you saving face. They are too stubborn or in the dark to face this truth tho.
>>740238143>let's use kike sources to prove my kike tranny pointlollmao even
>>740238151Perfect!
>>740238276mind to the broken.
>>740231861We must serve better pizza boy
>>740238000LAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUFEEEEEEEYYYY!!!!!!!. I DO NOT THINK I HAVE THE WILL TO BECOME A BETTERMAN OF THIS CALIBRE. I FEAR I HAVE FAILED YOU.WHAT IS MY PENANCE???
>>740238373>"mid to the broken"
>>740238541>parrotingSee?
Every time I see the Pankratosword mentioned in TES threads, I think of Kratos.
>>740238646>t.
>>740234442I want a GoW game starring old Kratos instead of soi Nutos. A man can dream.
>>740234442>God of War BetrayalFirst time hearing about this one, wtf
Sisters, we must do better laundry!
>>740238759Posting redditjaks? You must be better.
All this just makes me feel genuinely bad for anyone that was once a GoW fan. This is fucking brutal. I'm not laughing anymore. Stop! He's already dead, stop!
>>740235258She should have brought crab legs instead.
>>740238000>I could have sex with underage boys
>>740238970>it's wrong to mock redditors nowgo back tranny
>>740239058Why do you think I'm replaying the original games and posting betterman memes. I'm actually quite bitter and sad they ruined ma boi.
>>740239207It's wrong to post redditjaks, we must post BETTERjaks.
>>740235258This is only allowed of you end up sucking off each finger afterwards while loudly yelling "WOOOWIE"
>>740239249My fucking condolences. To you and Halo diehards. My god they have abused you.
>>740239058TBF ragnarok was everyone opportunity to jump of the fanwagon, if you look at the landscape of gaming you knew this was inevitable.It happened to dudebro games for fucks sake
>>740238000>Fathers wouldn't be viewed as the "less important" parent in societythat's already a thing though, for as long as I can remember single mother-raised kids have been referred to as "bitchmade"
>>740239274
the whole afterlife realm with MULTIPLE different pantheons is so dumb.sounds like crossover fanfic crap.should've just stuck to one pantheon shit.Hell, have her go to the afterlife of a DIFFERENT pantheon because of some supernatural fuckery by Kratos' sperm or something.
>>740235258big back is confused why its bad to eat four course meals in a elevator
Just think.....All that would have been required for GoW to be saved was if Corey Barlog's wife had, had a miscarriage.That faggot Loki would never have been conceptualised in this setting. The cute wholesomechungus redditdad story would never have been told.Maybe, just maybe we might have gotten a less estrogen onions filled game.Why couldn't she have just aborted her baby bros???
>>740239484why do you uppercase words randomly
>>740231535KINO
>>740239509>a box of popcorn chicken is a full course meal
>>740231304>BOOOOOYYYYY>i've done it...i've discovered the secret to becoming a better man boy! the one thing stronger than a man>is a woman! WE MUST BECOME BETTER WOMAN BOY
>>740239621Fatass
My fucking face when this modern series. Like holy CHRIST guys. There should be military tribunals held for the people responsible for this. We need to normalize giving a series the DMC5 treatment. A reboot rollback. A sequel to GoW3 that pretends the reboot series doesn't exist.
>>740239621
>>740239347That is where i jumped off. I didn't play fagnarok. I don't know how anyone can. Don't be like tvfags people. Don't consumer any slop they shit out.
Is shitting on this game mainstream, or just you guys?
>>740236417Damn that's crazy, spinning a tangent about chicken when the original complaint was some uncouth bitch chowing down on a bucket of food at a televised award ceremony. If you reply it'll confirm that you are indeed a retarded nigger faggot.
>>740240364It being a DBSpic didn't give it away?
I thought people were tired of woke shit like this, why are they still doing it?
Why no prequel of Fayes nordic savage adventures before meeting Kratos? The Everywhen is so stupid
>>740240364>literally cannot state what's wrong with eating popcorn chicken in public.>i-if you reply tt'll [inane babbling]See?
>>740233878Yes
>>740240523The devs are true believers
>>740240523Since a lot of games take like a decade to make now this shit has been in the pipeline for a while now
>>740240523As people often mention, a lot of this has been in the pipline for 5 to 10 years. They will still push out whatever slop they concieved regardless of the change in culture. They shouldn't be given the opportunity. They can't be trusted.
>>740240645Retarded nigger faggot lol. Thanks for the confirmation :^)
>>740235827>immersion breakingunlike the shambling cube that talks cutesy to you constantly
>>740231535my sides are GONE
>>740234442>do you guys not get tired of it?I'm okay with a new God of war game featuring a different mythology's demi god warrior as long as he's a gigachad like Kratos.
>>740240352Whats the dislike ratio on that gameplay reveal. I need to check tbf.
>>740240523for every 3 flops there is one success , subscriptions/console sales cover the restlike Yidsney they can do this forever
>>740231304Laufey?More like Laffin'.
>>740231535Fake and gay it doesn't have an R2 prompt
>>740235364Nobody gives a fucking shit about Faye>Besides, it allows for exploring and expanding the God of War setting.They could do that with literally any character they wanted, pre-established or new
>>740240645I once dated a girl that told me she wouldn't go with me on a date for steak dinner if i forked the entire steak and ate chunks off instead of elegantly cutting it in pieces first. She would go on to become a raging hyperlefty. If you can't wrap your head around why people might turn up their nose at you for eating snack/junkfood at a prestigious event, then you clearly don't have much experience with how the world works. Yes we can chow down on gas station food in the comfort of our own home. Do in that setting, and risk being seem as a scurve if you want.
>>740235852Women are much more consoomer than men and fall easier to propaganda. Women are basically turbonormie gay men
>>740231861It's so pathetic when one company don't respond with some funny sick-burn response and just try to be serious...
>>740241096Failed normies and 4chan are one hell of a mix.
>>740231304>>740231535top kek
>>740241284gay men are hard to deceive.think david geffen or peter thiel
>>740234435Console paypigs dont have standards. Snoy fags in particular will buy at least a million of units because they dont have any other options.
>>740236159There won't be any more Kratos games, because Kratos isn't Kratos anymore>open your heart to their sufferingIs pretty fucking dumb and naive advice when assaulting Asgard, especially form Kratos. Luckily, they live in a Disney story where they win with the power of friendship and understanding
>>740241294Its like lost souls falling from grace landing perfectly into a bed of fire and jizz
>>740235258When I went to see the third sonic movie, these neckbeards came with Nachos covered in cheddar. They smelled awful.If I didn't have a face that wasn't like they were going to get all of their shit spilled on them, they wouldn't leave.
>>740241650>smelly neckbeardsYou're not complaining about the food, you're complaining about greasy dudes who aren't sanitary.
>>740231470PROTIP: make sure to stream it so we can hear your mom cry out your real name when she finds you.
>>740234435female ghostbusters tier
I have that thing where if someone is eating with their mouth open and slurpping and shit I cringe hard its like nails on a chalkboard to me.I have a built in slob repellent sensor
>>740241839Either way, don't fucking bring that shit to the movies. If you wanna eat, eat in a restaurant holy shit.
>>740231304does she twerk though
>>740232073I loved it because it brought a lot of smug Wendy's porn
>>740239621This video is probably older than the fags spamming it
>>740242024They literally sell that shit at movie theaters are you dumb? https://www.odeon.co.uk/experiences/food-drinks/
>>740242163I don't care if they sell it. Don't fucking eat at the movies
The people who play games tend to be virgin shut-in losers.The people who actually make games tend to be social and creative.We will never get along.
>>740242214>Guys bring in thing to the venue literally sold by the venue. Just say you hate greasy neckbeards, lmao.
>>740241497There always an option: buying older games
Oh oh...STINKY...https://www.gamesradar.com/games/god-of-war/god-of-war-laufey-star-deborah-ann-woll-says-kratos-gameplay-is-so-fantastic-because-hes-such-a-heavy-hitter-but-new-protagonist-faye-is-just-as-strong-and-just-as-good-a-warrior/
>>740241497
>god of war so dead as a franchise they're getting ready to replace kratos with his ugly ass wifehe used to be banging greek sluts two at a time you know
>>740242279That is not true at all wtf, its mostly failed normies and horny bronoids playing games now, and the people who "make" video games are corporate bootlickers with an agenda to push
I like how the only defensive argument for this game are just leftists crying about "incels" calling the game wokeSurely this has worked the last dozen times they've done it
>>740231535EMPOWERING FEMALE LABOUR
>>740242776You're retarded, congrats.
>>740231861They're coping lmaoooooo
>>740242463Shes a fucking god, theres no reason to even treat it like a woman fighting. Fucking Persephone was chucking pillars at Kratos ffs
>>740242463I hate how they indirectly put Kratos down by making other characters just as strong and skilled. How the FUCK is anyone more skilled than the guy who killed off Olympus in ONE day? Where the fuck did Faye get that type of experience? How is she as well trained as the guy who grew up in a warrior society, led armies as a general, was trained directly by Ares, spent 10 years in the service of Olympus, became a war god and then killed off primordial beings, titans and top tier gods? Stop trying to make her sound cool by saying she's just as good as Kratos
>>740234442>remaster >psp game >nu kratos thats not kratos nice try you golem
>>740242345>buy
>AREEEEESSSS, OPEN MY BOTTLE OF SÖYLENT, AND MY WIFE IS YOURS!
>>740243153Isn't she a giant?
>>740242279>The people who actually make games tend to be social and creative.WAHMEN CLIMB ROCK MAKE GAEM GOODkys retard
>>740243375Make sure to grab your daily gacha login rewards kid.
>>740231832Anon please. This entire site has been rehashing the same jokes for the better part of the last 15 years. Nobody is going to feel bad for you because you’re too retarded to move on.
>>740234442>besides, are you guys doubting Santa Monica Studio's track record?The Santa Monica of today is not the same that developed the Greek games
>>740240523Because Larry Fink is funding it with your social security funds.
>>7402315356 million starving african children died to make this .mp4 you fiend.
>>740231535BE BETTER
>>740243576maybe their dads should've been better men and used condoms
>>740243576And also made any future computers or consoles you buy more expensive, it's not just a them problem kiddo.
Seriously, who asked for this game?
>>74023348110/10 in britbongland
>>740243727lol. lmao. good joke.
>>740243745cuckolds and femdom enjoyers
>>740243848Yeah haha so funnay
>>740243745ME
>>740243956that's not due to regular people genning shit moron
>>740244151Oh sorry I thought you weren't retarded and was referring to AI in general instead of seriously thinking a single video meant anything. I gave you too much credit, whoops.
>>740244207>I'm illiterate and retarded and it's your faultlol. lmao.
>>740244329It's okay, I just thought you weren't an idiot. It was my mistake.
>>740241096>elegantly cutting it in pieces first.Who the fuck does this?
>>740244329>>740244343now kiss and touch cocks
>>740241910Same. Nothing make me want to physical harm someone like smacking.
>>740242279>The people who actually make games tend to be social and creative.lmao
>>740244343mate screeching no u like a petulant child won't erase the fact that you claimed making a single .mp4 "made any future computers or consoles you buy more expensive"
>>740244627Again, I thought you were being facetious and referring to AI in general tongue-in-cheek.But no you didn't have any thoughts running through your head at all besides making a joke that doesn't make any sense at all without the entire expense issue in the first place.
>>740242490IMO Switch is still somewhat respectable console and its also remote. The have their niche and library ps/xbox on other hand is absolute embarrassment. Imagine owning console past ps3/xbox 360
>>740244509The genetic evolution on this has to be studied on why it exists, maybe its to trigger that someone is being greedy.
>>740244716you're genuinely retarded mate. how did you manage to equate "making THIS .mp4" with referring to ai in general? were your parents related or did you manage to achieve your abysmal iq through your own efforts?
>>740244994Your joke doesn't make any fucking sense without the AI issue in general, that should be obvious. The fuck is wrong with you?
>>740244754My nigga, I just don't get how bad consoles have gotten since that generation. At least the switch fulfills some function you can't get anywhere else. Last nintendo console I had was a SNES
>>740245039what the fuck are you smoking?
>>740245191Dicks
>>740245191Why are you trying to make your post even more meaningless than it already was? It's not even a joke relying on AI costs at all? It was just random brain vomit now? Hello?
>>740231304why not just like... not include the facial lumps?modern devs are so shit. literally the death of art.
>>740245263you're genuinely retarded.>>740245220i'm not touching dicks with this woman.
God of War was always woke and female
>>740245362Ok again sorry for taking your random retarded brain vomit as anything besides you just slamming your head against your keyboard. Again, whoops.
>>740231861
>>740245394not according to jaffe and his trans kids
>>740245414projection isn't a good coping mechanism. learn to read so you won't embarrass yourself next time you have a brain spasm.
>>740245638How many times do you want me to apologize for thinking your post wasn't as dumb pointless brainshitting than it actually was?
>>740239058I still have a PS2 I can play the first two original games, 3 and the PSP games on PS3 and then Ascension as well. Thats 6 whole games. Really I think people need to just accept that franchises can die in their lifetime. Like someone invested in Star Wars can recognize it never will be the same as when they were a kid watching Vader toss an old man down an elevator shaft in 1983. Humans aren't meant to perpetually fixate on something their whole lives, they're either meant to find something new or move on.
>>740233130>>740239058i played one of them for a couple of hours and it wasn't that bad, I could get into the combat for a bit but it has everything I hate about it like skill trees, too many collectibles, crafting systems and "interactive cutscenes"i'm not going to pretend that the old GoW didn't do this as well, there were many segments disguised as 30-60 second loading screens where Kratos is just running from one set piece to the next but it was graphically impressive at the timethe old GoW never got more complicated than "just block at the right time", it was simple, everything about the old GoW games was super simple but that's what made it fun, I don't know what is it with modern developers trying to add complexity in things that do not need it
>>740245707apologizing for being retarded once without the passive aggressive seethe would be enough. stop blaming me for your own stupidity.
>>740246001
>>740236053Couldn't finish the video, was too disgusting.
>>740245892> Kratos is just running from one set piece to the next but it was graphically impressive at the timeThat part what about nu gow is pushing the envelope? Any game dev can do what these games do now.
>>740246024>big bang theory reaction imagei'm sincerely sorry for bullying you. i didn't realize you were actually mentally retarded until now it was just a figure of speech.
>>740246286Okay Sheldon.
>>740236123>feel sorry for this kike that profited from subverting European Myth and folkloreNah
>>740231398Tupac was gay too and that didn't bother Jada back then
>>740246314kiss me fool.
>>740231861you're uh....you're supposed to bant with them......why are you responding like you're butthurt....damn, santa monica is soft as fuck
>>740246024BAZINGA
>>740231535@grok wtf is this real?
>>740246332What did he subvert?
>>740238484WTF, KEK
>>740236123>look it up>hes not actually gayWhy does /v/ keep lying to me
>>740238484>$7.99 pizzakino
>>740246457He is a turbokike though
>>740234070Whatever actually happened with that?
>>740246569>sees goblin with big nose>autothinks its me its antiseptic
>>740234442>how many God of War games starring Kratos do you want?more
>>740234442>How many games you want to buy and play do you want? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??
>>740243689Birth control is evil, so that kind of foreign aid was blocked by Congress.
>>740246569>khabib is a jew
We must be better men
>>740246764>has less games than megaman and sonicall those threads theorizing about what new mythos hes going to jump in thrown into the toilet for marvel multiverse shit sludge
>>740231861the cyberpunk corporate wars we got
>>740231535It's not the same without the soundhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3EQagzTRhM
>>740236053this must be AI, right? RIGHT??
>>740246916>ai generated slop cuck fanfictionWhy is modern /v/ so gay?
>>740247217>Why is modern /v/ so gay?just trying to be better men
>Oh oh, here it comes! Here comes the cinematic colorful eye-catching AAA movie-level cutscene where Kratos scowls at the camera and says something in a gravelly voice.>Yessss. Fifteen more minutes of holding the joystick forward to walk around while a character talks to me? And will there be an EPIC skybox to look at while I do so? Well, consider me impressed.>The combat is just. so. good. I pressed X and it went all cinematic slow-mo like BSHHHHHHHHHHH and Kratos swung his epic cool viking axe around and there were- there were particle effects everywhere like WOOOOOSHH. Fuckin badass. So badass.>What's this I hear? MORE epic orchestral tracks but this one has a recording of a bunch of fat people chanting in old norse? Oh- oh my Thor. Ten out of Ten. Sony you've done it again!
>>740246916He stepped the fuck up. Can you anons say the same?
>>740247317Ironic faggotry is still faggotry
>>740247420be better
>>740247467Faggot
>>740247217Praise me.
Why are we upset about this game? Is it really because you play as a woman?
>>740234979as stylish as the monkey in clown make up being laughed athttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EWKiRQqtyk
>>740247673Don't insult orangutans they're bro tier.
>>740247508Good job
>>740233964>he thinks hollywood is leftistfucking lmao
>>740247761Thanks I worked really hard on it.
>>740233130Thats exactly why it sells anon, goycattle arent going to bother learning how to play something like resonance of fate, they need games that play themselves
>>740247759https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMFX3rncUWc
>>740231535
>>740247960LMAO
>>740247759You´re right. Also definitely more respectable.
>>740234435they will bundle it with ps5
>>740247960That beast was a better man than him.
>>740248523Cope. That manchild used violence while Kratos properly deescalated the situation.
>>740234435I truly wonder how much Sony already invested in it and how big the marketing budget will be in the end. Knowing them I suspect something around 300 million by now. So a -10 since I don't see it selling at all after Ragnarök poisoned the water.
>>740248934I know one thing they are afraid they havent shown intergalactic in like 3 events
fucking janitor do your fucking work here!!
>>740249239*fondles your nutsack*
>>740234462Really telling of modern /v/ when no one tells this anon to stream it
>>740236913>I LOVE KNOWING JUST HOW RICHE PEOPLE ARE COMPARE TO ME!
>>740249528*poops on your chest*whoops my bad
>>740247960>>740248523Kek
>>740231304I tried the first reboot game when it game out, I refuse to believe anyone in this board played piece of shit rangnacock and less that 0 people here were interested in the sequel. Honest question, do you guys get more enjoyment from shitposting about gay shit than playing video games? Is /v/ the REAL video game for most people here? I fucking hate this shit man I wish there were 5 threads up about stuff people liked
>>740231861Seeing golems fighting each other is always fun to see
>>740249756If you wanted to discuss a game you liked you'd make a thread
>>740231861I knew someone was gonna take the bait but I never thought the fucking studio itself would be the one to reply holy shit
>>740249934I try all the time, some shitskin just tells me to buy an ad and then the thread dies after 5-10 posts. It doesn't even matter what the game is. So again, is that the actual video game for you people?
>>740250039Why are you blaming other people for your failure to make an interesting thread
>>740249756The gaming industry has been a shambling corpse for over a decade, anon. There's literally nothing left of worth to talk about. You're better off just browsing /vr/.
>>740243576>What those corrupt African nations actually end up spending the food aid money we give them on is none of our business, boy
>>740250120I'm more wondering why the only definition of "interesting thread" is some pozzed dogshit of the week>>740250125maybe it's time, but sometimes I like a modern indie game. suffering.
>>740250195Because making fun of the absolute state of AAA games is funnier than talking to a whiny bitch
>>740250347is it funnier than playing and talking about video games in any other context? I have a feeling you already answered my question though. So I appreciate it bro
>>740231398I just feel ashamed for him. He was Hancock and the Man in Black and Oscar and Wild Wild West and I Am Legend and the dude from iRobot and now he’s, well, this. I understand the idea of falling off and I can only make fun of him so much, but it’s still sad to see stuff like this happen in real time. >inb4 not vidya related Nu-GoW moviegames aren’t vidya either
>>740250415Most humans have the capacity to open multiple tabs. I'm sorry about your disability.
>>740250573Name one game you actually enjoy playingFor me, it's Session
>>740238143Why do you only care to point out when it’s predicts? I agree that it’s something we need to deal with but you only being concerned about abusers as long as they’re on the other side of the aisle is stupid
>>740250607Lost Technology. Nigger.
>>740233878I believe the Kratos not being Atreus’ biological father meme stems from a deliberate misreading of one minor part of dialogue, typically presented without context.
>>740244407I wouldn’t use the term elegantly but yeah I’ll cut a steak in half and cut it into a few pieces eat the pieces with the mean and continue cutting into more pieces. How do you eat steak?
Have you ever noticed how much modern media is about “empowering” ugly, blown out “independent” middle aged women at the expense of their male counterparts?
>>74023723285% of the abused were boys :/ Homosexuality is probably the problem
>>740250916I have to assume there are enormous swaths of gen alpha kids who aren't aware of it yet so it should continue to be repeated because they will have to learn it too
>>740247823Yes? At minimum they pay excessive lip service to leftist shit.
>>740250646>I agree that it’s something we need to deal withWhy is there a "but"? Why would you put a "but" as if you have anything to meaningfully contradict Pedo Priests being a thing?>whataboutismAt no point in that reply chain was it ever insinuated that pedo priests are the only abusers, religious or otherwise just that pedo priests are a thing.
>>740231535happy i didnt miss this one
>>740234442>Bruh, how many God of War games starring Kratos do you want?do you guys not get tired of it?The only way to milk this franchise after gow ascension, was to remake gow 1 and 2 and make them as edgy and gory as gow3. Should these two were financial success, they could have remake the psp games as well. Capcom does it, and normies eat it.Or, as the other anons say, leave gow franchise alone and make something new. nuGow games should have never been about kratos and the GoW IP. They should have been an entirely new IP
I have never played a single God of war game
>>740251367sissy
>>740231535She will clean all the floors, handwash all the clothes and suck all the dicks she needs to suck to make it back to her family.
>>740251173The but is the qualifier asking why you only care about abuse from catholic priests when they’re talked about to death on man in stream media and victims of rabbis or teachers or politicians are ignored. You only care about the politics behind the abuser and don’t care about the abuse itself it seems, like how faggots dismissed Epstein for years until trumps second term. Don’t get me wrong I like that you finally care about isrealie spies using pedophilia as blackmail on our leaders, but it really seems like you’re only into it to take down Trump and not actually do anything to discuss what’s happening and why
>>740231535TOP KEK
>>740231861This is your mindset GOW haters
>>740231535JAJAJAJJJAJ
>>740233878That is NONE of your business
>>740238484lmaooo
>>740236123He raped it to death himself plenty, making retroactive tweets that ackshually Kratos is bi #pride.
>>740233878Kratos isn’t the stepdad, he’s the dad that stepped up, chud.
>>740247960why is this so funny LMAO
>>740247960>kills titans>kills montaurs>kills gods>a few nipple swipes and hes outWe found his weakness bois
>>740250478Nobody put a gun to Will's head and told him to marry Tupac's sloppy seconds.
>>740251546>You only care about the politics behind the abuser You literally could not have inferred that from anything in the reply chain, you are literally making things up merely because I brought up pedo priests like some sort of weird defensive reflex. Your whataboutism serves literally zero purpose other than trying to downplaying real harm. >victims of rabbis, teachers or politicians are ignored Christianity is the biggest and most mainstream religion in the world, of course the various accounts of abuse are well documented and highly publised, but just because that's the case doesn't mean people ignore sexual abuse from other religions like islam and judaism; teachers who engage in sexual abuse with children are in fact publicised because, just like with the religious leaders, it's a huge breach of trust but unlike religion it lacks instituion cover ups due to the nature of school administration. Politicians covering up their engagement in child sexual abuse and other forms of corruption is literally one of the biggest issues with multiple governments world wide and the Epstein files are merely a part of it; It SHOULD be leading to investigations and arrests, but nothing is happening because the FBI is headed by a drunken literal ass kisser who only got his job via nepotism and the CIA doesn't give a fuck. There are so many cases where people got away with shit because their rich or powerful butt buddies bail them out or cover for them. This is not the first time shit like this has happened and it damn will won't be the last time. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Don_Henry_and_Kevin_Ives
>>740234435It's not, sadly.
>>740233878No, you thought that the whole "my wifes son" thing was a meme? It was confirmed in the 2nd game that she fucked and got impregnated by someone else (that we will see in this game)Yes you will get to fap to cuck porn finally
>>740242279Most of your favorite franchises are made by nerds
>>740247960lmao nooo way this is real. If someone told me this is AI i'd believe it.Pathetic ass game. GoW really should have died with GOW3
>>740253330You're too brown and dumb to be posting online.
>>740253264And none of them are soulless gachas.
>>740253367>retard taking things way too literallyThe irony.
>>740231304Will Snoy ever recover?
>>740247960my childhood hero.. </3
>>740231470PROTIP: Fondle my balls while you gargle my cum!
>>740231861>this obviously butthurtcould have fired back with a pizza joke but instead they went full retard
>>740233964No dumbass he is hated because he smacked Chris Rock at the emmys which wound up putting on display for the public his buck broken martial problems.Those martial problems by the way are very shit compared to most because most men at least ditch the bitch. He stays.
>>740254885I'm convinced that she has a video of herself pegging him or something. It has to be SOME kind of blackmail.
>>740231535>press R2 to launder
>>740231470PROTIP: Go BACK.
>>740247823If they're not they sure put a lot of effort into acting like they are
>>740250470Wtf?? actual based chicks for once? goddamn.
>>740231535This would probably be more entertaining than playing the actual game
>>740231861Based. I'm gonna eat dominoes right now
>>740235852This, we have a perfectly good character to do a spin off with.
>>740231861Nice job cropping out the fact that they got more likes than dominos did
>>740234442I'd still make fun of the game if it was the Dad of War teaming up with a talking wuxia sword and jelly cubethis is shit on multiple fronts
>>740255190domming hoes.
>>740231304Oh look, its the retard that edited the wrong woman.
>>740255208>>740254510
>>740231470Idk seems like it worked out for them
>>740255190That's literally the entire reason they made that tweet. It was a marketing ploy to get you to buy dominos and it worked on you.
>>740254510>if [post I disagree with] gets lots of likes everyone on the internet is a bot>if [post I agree with] gets lots of likes the concept of bots on the internet no longer exists
>>740255304You sound upset.>>740255353Domino's.. wants to SELL PIZZA??
>>740231535Where are the R2 promptsThis is not real gameplay footage
>>740247960>YES MORE SWIPE MY NIPS UNTIL I CUM AGHHHHHHHHHH!!!
>>740255417Nice try Evan. The point is that there's a laughable amount of comments compared to likes, but you know this.
>>740255423>you sound upset>he says while replying to a post with no words at all
>>740255423>Domino's.. wants to SELL PIZZA??Yeah and they pretended to agree with you in order to do that. Do you actually think Dominos is le based and redpilled? They would be waving a pride flag right now if that was popular and if they thought that would sell them more pizzas.
>>740231861Ethylene Oxide sauce pizza company, actually
>>740255535>The point is that there's a laughable amount of comments compared to likesAll bots :)
>>740255551>>740255538You both sound upset. Sorry Domino's BTFO'd your studio lol>>740255624Correct. The likes are botted.
>>740255624"if a lie is told big and kept repeating, people will eventually come to believe it"
>>740255663>Correct. The likes are botted.No, it's only botted when they say something I don't like
>>740255663I was quoting a post that was making fun of Sony and not Domino's so you've already lost the plot in your schizophrenia induced haze. I think you need a break from 4chan dude.
>>740232680to be fair the devs made him into that king. /v/ just ran with the message
Boi, sit down and shut your damn mouth. A woman is speaking.
>>740255663>the corporation on my side totally BTFO'd the corporation on your sideWe're all just fucked as a species, aren't we?
>>740255726Or if there's a laughable amount of comments compared to likes. >>740255693Like the lie that Evan doesn't bot his likes?>>740255750Not really, no. You DO sound upset, tho.>>740255793You sound upset. Sorry Domino's BTFO'd your studio lolCommon Domino's W.
>>740255793Fermi Paradox
ATREUSDO NOT MANSPREAD,BOY! HERE,LOOK HOW A BETTER MAN SITS.
>>740255793social media killed the next generation
>>740255880Let this be a warning sign to anyone who might be lurking. This is what you turn into when you go too deep.
This is now a hate symbol.
>>740255190gross, dominoes is shit
>>740255968Someone who BTFO's Snoyfags who can't handle that they lost to a pizza company? Sounds like I'm just deep enough (in ur mum lol)
>>740231535OH MY SCIENCE
>>740246916What the fuck is this shit?
>>740255551I dont care, eating pizza.
>>740246916What she's done with previous men in the past is her own business, you hear me?
>>740251367It's kinda like dancing
>>740256378Good goy.
>>740247960>WE DIDN'T THINK PEOPLE WOULD JUST STOP PLAYING THE MOVIE
>>740231304I’m getting Dominos tonight
>>740246916
>>740247960What's so funny about this? It's just a failed QTE
>>740256753Good snoy.
>>740256938The ragdoll is funny
>>740256960>you must be a member of [other side]You have been mindraped by jews.
>>740231304>my wife
>>740231304Kek, cucktos posting never gets old
Why is there such a chimpout? We already had Crazy Bitch - The Game before and no one cared.
>>740257081You have been mindgaped by Sony.
>>740247960>when you dont become a better man
>>740231470Nah
>>740231861I don't get it
>>740231821fucking chuds are going to meme this game to death, aren't they?
Sony, in conjunction with the ADL, have officially labelled this as a hate symbol.
>>740238000>women would totally support men being emotional>they wouldnt judge them for crying, or getting visibly angry, or being afraid or making mistakesWhat
>>740231861I had dominos a few weeks ago and it was garbage
>>740231470Don't make a repost a day later. The jannies get all... fuzzy.
>>740234442>Bruh, how many God of War games do you want?Honestly, none. Thankfully they stopped making them 16 years ago, but I don't want whatever this shit is supposed to be either.
>>740257081>starts screeching about jews when someone says they want pizzaYou have been mindraped by jews.
>>740257182Never owned a sony console and never will.
>>740257563
>>740257682>I just fervently defend this company 18 hours a day against mean tweets for free but I would NEVER EVER support them because supporting anything is playing into jew's hands!!Good snoy.
>>740234435-3: it will have moderate sales but the enourmous budget means it will end in a not colossal but also not insignifican't loss
>>740234462
>>740257174>franchise is about a buff dude beating people, people love it>force them to play a womanIf this was a new ip no one would care that much
>>740231304This version of the pic is retarded because that's not even his wife in the real picture.
>>740233497Low IQ take. AI is applicable when it's a meme far too elaborate for anyone to waste time fully animating.
>>740240523Social engineering.
>>740258181just imagine a slightly different seating arrangement
>>740236053How are you fucking amerisheiße not on a kidney failure epidemic is just beyond me.
>>740256847kek, based!
>>740236053Step aside feeble nigger, you'll witness real pig slop
>>740258578Because black people are still just 13% of the country.
>>740238000What kind of British faggot Pedro Pascal is this?
>>740250478>He was Hancock and the Man in Black and Oscar and Wild Wild West and I Am Legend and the dude from iRobotwhat a fucking embarrassing career, specially considering only the first MiB film was good (maybe the third one)
>>740231304im going to be honest the game doesn't even look that bad, why did they make the girl ugly tho even though the actress is hot?
>>740259118Because the big studios are full of women thanks to DEI, and they LITERALLY feel threatened by computer generated women being hotter than them.
>>740258180no one would give a shit at all if it was a new ip.
>!!!!!!!
kratos in a wheelchair
>forspoken 2 cant wait heuhueuehuhhh
>>740254885don't tell me you actually think that whole incident was real, lmfao
>>740236123I don't blame him in this case. Usually he's a washed up cunt, but that's his baby. Even if he only worked on GoW 1 and 2, you can tell he had a good amount of input that Santa Monica listened to in 3 and Ascension since they knew GoW was dear to him. Honestly, everything in his life and career was going swimmingly until that shitty Drawn to Death game. Never have I seen a man self implode so badly over such a shoddy game.
>>740233875>implying anyone can do anything against the richest companies in the world and the government working hand in hand for shit they disguised as a matter of national securityYou seem to forget voting and writing your congressmen no longer matters since everyone's pockets are deeply lined with money 90% of America can't afford in their lifetime. A lot of protesting and "rioting" goes on, but somehow none of it matters and all of it seems performative. You try to make change by running your own platform and you'll quickly find how easily they dismantle everything you attempt unless you conform to their ideals.
>>740240364Gottem lmao
>>740258578funny part is WE are, just that no one goes to the doctor regularly
>>740258690you lik little baby watch this
>>740260620Why don't we ever have Ja/ck/ threads anymore? Did the mods make all the .webms an autoban?
>>740259897So you're admitting, you lost the warThey put in a situation where you cannot do anything, or as you say, while there is always the most destructive solution.it's just like no one ever has the balls anymore.And that's ok, i don't want to put people in this situation, but since you say "anyone can't do anything" then stop crying.
