>"They're all assholes,” he says. “Literally every god that exists in all of the mythologies has this really terrible relationship with power and how they abuse all of it. When you put all those people – like a bunch of billionaires on an island – they think they're gonna have a happy life. No, they're all going to fight each other, they're all going to be in this strange sense of conflict because they're locked in a prison."Oh heck yeah! Take that Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos! BERNIE 2028!!!!!
>>740233646>the writer's barely disguised fetish
>>740233646>>740233825retards
>>740233646Women ruining yet another franchise>Now you're talking about other stuff, why? I'd still much rather see your titties.
>>740233924yeah the fag that said that is a retard that knows squat about myths
>>740233646>When you put all those people – like a bunch of billionaires on an island – they think they're gonna have a happy lifeDoes this nigga realize that all billionaire already live on their personal islands? And yes, they are happy
>>740233924Uh-oh, luffy writer seething. I'm sorry sweaty, but the billionaire battle roayle will never be real because instead of making another Red October happen you are sitting on your ass in a well conditioned californian office making vidya about your wet fantasies
>>740233646That art looks AI generatedLike, I bet this image being genned inspired the inclusion of the cube in the first place. It came out wrong but some middle aged white lady thought it looked funny and this is what we got now
>UM THE MYTHS AND LEGENDS OF TIMES PAST? THEY WERE ALL DOUCHENOZZLES, LIKE REAL PISSBABY CHUDS, REALLY MAKES U THINK OF THE CURRENT YEAR POLITICAL CLIMATE WITH ALL THE EVIL BILLIONAIRS (of no particular ethnoreligious background)america has to be destroyed for the future of humanity
>>740233646Imagine going to bat for Elon Musk.
>>740234882Fun fact: nobody here asked for the input of a retarded third worlder. Happy to clear things up!
>>740233646I thought billionaires get along well on an island? What's with all the files and all.
>>740235562>retarded third worlderbut I'm not american
Name one good god
>>740235705there are no good "gods" but God is good.
>>740233646>muh islandto be fair epstein whishes his island was what the UK right now under far left leadership actually is, the uk is the real epstein island
>>740235705Bacchus
>>740235705Kronos, for keeping roasties perpetually in check
>WHAT IF YOUR COMPANION WAS A JELLY CUBE LIKE THE ONE FROM MY DND CAMPAING. THAT WOULD BE RRRRANDOM AS FUCKKKKK LOLMillenials will tear down this industry like boomers tore down the rest of the world
>>740235705Osiris, Amaterasu, Hestia
>>740235705If we are being serious, outside of what is essentially Greek theatrical fiction, Zeus himself.>Many of Zeus' cult titles were derived from his divine functions, as god of weather, governance, the king of the gods, god of fate, giver of plenty, god of marriage, hospitality, protector of strangers and suppliants, protector and deliverer from evils, purification, protector of freedom, defence in war
>>740234882>>740233646fake quote but they're correct about deities being epstein-tier. zeus turned into a swan and graped womenodin drank horse cum from loki
>>740238636I think it's interesting that despite being the top dog of the Norse pantheon, Odin's actions were mostly motivated by a thirst for knowledge rather than bloodlust
>>740235705AnubisAn important job and I'd smooch himBut consider if Anubis was a She and became a huge nerd over millennia of free time due to monotheism taking center stageA big buff awkward jackal goddess nerd WIFE
>>740240321Anubis would probably be depressed as fuck because of shit job, he may not be evil per se but he'd definitely not be fun to be around.
>>740235705The Titan Prometheus. Gave primitive humanity fire, both in the literal sense and in the sense of the divine spark of intelligent invention. (And willingly paid for it with his immortal life, because he knew it was the right thing to do.)>>740240321>>740240454Anubis would probably turn the brooding philosophical alcholic type.
>>740240454I have nothing but respect for reaper/underworld deities and this would not deter me from wanting to hold hands with himI also want a snapshot of what they'd be like in the modern day
>>740235705Jesus
>>740239863>Odin's actions were mostly motivated by a thirst for knowledge rather than bloodlustIn Odin's case, his actions were motivated by a thirst for power and how to keep it for all eternity -- in which case: knowledge is power.
>>740241091Jesus is either not a god or part of God depending on how you view him, and if we go by the shit he did in the Old Testament, it'd be pretty hard to consider God fully "good" in modern terms.
>>740241209Kinda based still, Thor is such a simpleton by comparison.
>>740233646But when you put a bunch of billionaires on an island what you get is wild parties with suspiciously aged females
>>740233646Did one of the writers actually say this or is OP making shit up? I am not seeing a name to go with this quote.
>>740238636>odin drank horse cumFalling for kike lies again? Or are you pushing them, schlomo?
>>740240973Anubis may be depressed, but would this deter you from wanting to be a friend he desperately needs?And would you smooch him? Homo...
>>740235705Baldr
>>740235705Most of the Egyptian Pantheon was ultimately chill I think Set was on the spectrum or something
>>740238636>zeus turned into a swan and graped womenBut that's fucking basedConsent is a woke concept
>>740236117>what if we, like *bong hit* had our top celebrity mocap the cube?
>>740242343This just reminds me of how E33 got famous voice actors because they recorded all their lines in a single day rather than being retarded about having them stick around for weeks or months
>>740233646This could have just been a new IP, but instead they're gonna ride the coattails of GoW (just as 2018 game did).
I'M TALKING TO A FRICKIN' CUBE
>>740238636Can someone tell me why this gamingcirclejerk employee typed "graped"?
>>740243686Social media shit tok censorship. You can’t actually say the words there so they started using others. It’s why they say “unalive” instead of die. Think of it as being like newspeak from 1984.
>>740233646AREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSPARE MY FRANCHISEAND MY WIFEIS YOURS!!!!
Why can't they find good writers anymore? E33 did it and they were hardly a AAA studio
>>740242486It's funny they also just used phones instead of expensive cameras as well.
>>740233646isnt this some random singer
DenialAngerBargaining DepressionAcceptance
>>740244478Sony can't do anything right since they moved to California. And at this point this shit is intentional, every new game they shit out is trying to push some propaganda instead of actually trying to be an enjoyable game.
>>740244997>And at this point this shit is intentional, every new game they shit out is trying to push some propaganda instead of actually trying to be an enjoyable game.Indeed.
>>740233646who said that
>>740238636>grapedYou need to go back to tiktok and reddit you fucking massive faggot
>>740238636One of the funniest to me is Medusa being punished by Athena because Poseidon raped her
>>740233646You're allowed to hate the radfems without having to suck billionaire cock at the same time.
>>740246859>>740238636Santa Monica Studio’s Head of Creative, Cory Barloghttps://www.ign.com/articles/godofwarlaufeyinterview
>>740233646Fake quote or not, there's an entire generation of impressionable retards whose only knowledge of mythology comes from faggots like this bitch who reinterpret every deity or hero as himbos, divas or aroace cynamon rolls (or some other tumblr/tv tropes brainrot) and now this shit is fucking everywhere. I genuninely belive she's partially responsible for the atrocity that is Hades.>>740238636If you purposely insist on seeing the personifications of natural phenomena and abstract concepts (amoral by nature) as normal people, specially 21th century people, yeah no shit you are going to end with detestable megalomaniac jews, delusional grandiloquent boomers and sassy, catty, petty urbanite millenials, but they aren't and you are not supposed to. Zeus is an embodiment of authority, why would authority care about consent?>odin drank horse cum from lokiOdin drinking semen comes from a jewish author (sociologist David F. Greenberg) and he is the only source.>>740235705Gods of virtues usually act according to their virtues.
>>740241443>basing your morality on modern popular opinionslol
>>740235705Pluto
