>Now I don't mean to be a Square, but maybe you should press X + R3 to lift this Boulder
its ok when valve does it
CUBE DEFENDER OF THE UNIVERSE
>>740250378dont think ivd been more bored at a game announcment than watching the reveal.
>X + R3The fuck?
>>740250378This might be the most reddit game ever made
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>>740250378>X + R3You could not make a more uncomfortable button combo if you tried
>>740251119Clearly you've never played Borderlands
>>740250378Millennial writing has done irreparable damage to the video game industry
>>740251886It's literally only going to get worse as more retards who read nothing but fanfic and think it's acceptable or even a good thing flood into the industry
>>740251135I can press X and R3 with just my right thumbskill issue
>>740251886Seek professional help for your millennial obsession.
>>740251076your DEX must be pretty low anon...
>>740250378the powa of the p5 pro..
>>740250378OI, CUBIE
>>740250378I feel like Frankie the Gelatinous Cube is something that happened in a D&D game this writer participated in, and they thought it was just sooo hilarious that they had to put him in this game.
>>740252045You can't do it comfortably without shifting your grip on the controller, which is bad.
>>740250378Unrionically how did they think this was a good idea>b-but MimirLeaving aside that he was in fact annoying as fuck, not as much as Atreus though, at least he fit in the story, also he talking didn't matter much, at some point you just start to ignore him, but this cube shit is going to be an active character you will have to deal with, why...
>>740252645>Unrionically how did they think this was a good ideaRagebait tactics. They're convinced getting enough people angry about it will give them enough free publicity to cheap out on their marketing budget
The sword is Excalibur, the ribbon is the Lady of the Lake, the cube will turn into a lake of cosmic goo after doing something heroic. Their reveal even evokes the sword in the stone. Laufey will bring them with her to a new world after she drops Kratos, the big twist will be that she's Morgan la Fey and that Arthurian mythology only began thanks to a strong woman who's wrongfully depicted as a villainous witch.
>>740252853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aGDCE6Nrz0
>>740250378
THE GAME HAS A FUCKING WOMAN AND A CUBEWOMANCUBEI'M FUCKING LOSING MY MIND TRUMP SAVE ME
Cubeposting is loveCubeposting is lifeCubeposting will drive Laffi to 10 million in sales and a 95 on MetacriticSay thank u Cube!
>>740250378God of War: Placeholder
>>740252825"No such thing as free publicity" is something retards believe because they think it sounds smart, it has no basis in reality.
>>740252825I mean it's working
>>740253182No it isn't. People shitting on this game aren't going to buy it.
>>740250378tell me more about this cube. is it an intelligent qube?
DON'T YOU DARE DELETE IT
>>740250378Great, it talks. I'm talking to a big cube of jello. Very normal
>>740253279The people shitting on it were never going to buy it to begin with, but they spend their free time talking about the game on the internet
>>740250495*polyverse, but still thanks for the reminder
I can't see these fucking "shapes" with their stupid corners in my games anymore. Roundler was so right in the past, cylinders should have won the war! 6 million roundings were not sufficient!
>>740253435You can tell they REAAAAAALLLY wanted to make a baldurs gate style game
>>740250378Now this I would play. Obtuse players, OUT!
>>740253973Every modern writer just wants their story to be a D&D campaign because that's their only source of influence
>>740253556Okay, so how does that translate into game sales?
>>740254061Before it was tumblr and their dads yelling at them. So it's progress
>>740250378>Come on Faye don’t be square! Get it because I’m a square and you’re… you get it… *sighs loudly* awkweeerd!
>>740253067A lot of the industry is convinced its the safest option for products that are a hard sell. They probably realized a female centric GoW wouldnt do as well as they'd hoped too late and assumed doubling down on annoying the loudest people is the best way to recoup costs.
>>740252045Prove it. Unless you have freakishly long thumbs, there's no way.
>>740254307So you think people are going to be so mad that they spend $80 on the thing they're mad about? Or do you think they'll make their costs back from the 70 people who played Dustborn buying it to own the chuds?
>>740251832Borderlands has nothing on this MCU reject shit.
>>740250378>punches demonOne lump or two?!
>>740250378WE MUST BECOME BETTER CUBES BOY!
>>740251959It's going to be unbearable when media starts being written for IPad babies who grew up with shortform content. These kids already lack the brainpower to form visual images from written text. They can't read a page from a book and tell you what it was about. I'm so glad I don't have kids born into this cursed generation.
>>740254097You must be the type of person that can't imagine an apple in the mind
>>740254582>says stupid thing>gets called out>hurr apple meme because you don't have a real response
>>740254567We're already there. Studios are told to repeatedly explain the plot and situation so nobody gets lost.
>>740254097how many sales does a game need before it's fun?
>>740254415>Or do you think they'll make their costs back from the 70 people who played Dustborn buying it to own the chuds?This is the though process, yes. Get the chuds to convince snoys to buy it purely out of spite. It unironically works for tendies who will buy multiple copies of a game just to post it on reddit but im not sure if snoys have that sort of brand loyalty
>>740250378>Let me be clear
>>740250378I'm gonna make a game where X + R3 is a main mechanic that you have to use constantly.
>>740253317A, X
>>740250378>press both X + R3 and Down on Dpad + L3 to use your devil trigger
>>740255259Sounds like a good input for parrying.
>a fucking cube
GAS THE CONES SHAPE WAR NOW
>>740250378this is all it takes
>>740256215triangles are bro tier we're the good
>>740253317I can't prove it but I know you're an astro turfer for this fucking game. I KNOW YOU ARE, YOUR THREADS YOU WERE SPAMMING DAYS BEFORE THIS GAME'S SHOWCASE WERE NO COINCIDENCE
>>740256291@Grokchan please make this a more professional looking washing machine
>>740257783wrong anon, you probably meant me but i won't tell you why ;)
>>740250378Focus chads we won
>>740259108who the fuck is this game fornot gow fans obviously
>>740250378What a shit idea.
>>740259108Is this "focus" cliche one of those things that became a meme so we notice it more or is it really a trope that occurs with modern dialogue? If it's the latter then why repeat it in particular?
>>740256291Broad of War: Laundry
>>740250378>You see, a pimps love is very different from that of a square
>>740252967THE FUN CANNOT BE HALTED
