Stop making fun of me!
>>740255038Why were her tits so full of milk? What did that add to the zombie slaying gameplay?
>>740255038frank is a god damn ogre. shrek is in his family tree
>>740255127Bigger question is what did she do to deserve her fate in the so-called "best ending" this game sucks donkey balls just because of this bullshit holy FUCK
>>740255038Vidya slampig general
>That's pretty big, Frank.
>>740255330DR aims to deliver the feeling of being in a zombie outbreak above all else. Her fate is to give the player the feeling of what it's like to witness the hot girl succumb to the infection. Do you have it in you to eliminate her? or do u show pity?
>>740255330Dead Rising just loves killing off best girls in their games
>>740255330Dead Rising had a bunch of wacky and funny shit with a 100% serious zombie apocalypse framing it all. All the sequels got the wrong idea though and thought that the point was that everyone is having fun killing zombies violently with improvised weapons, and some people have a little too much fun with the mayhem.
>>740255330True.
>>740255520Asspulled bullshit. I'm never touching Dead Rising.
>>740255804Heh. you wouldnt get it anyway.
>>740255038>can't save her
>>740256145If you stop the main story missions right after you bring Isabella back to the safe room, you end up being able to save Isabella, Dr. Barnaby, Brad, and Jesse. They count towards you survivor count too, so you can ignore some mall survivors and get the Saint achievement this way.
>>740255665She survives in Off The Record.
>>740255440Does this look fat to you?
>>740257059TUMMY :) :) :) :) :) :)
>>740257004She looks oddly asian despite all the blonde hair and blue eyes and Caucasoid skull shape.Would still smash, marry, have a litter of little scamps, and grow old together in a loving monogamous relationship without ever having so much as a second thought, however.
>>740257004Why did the remake delete her huge boobs? Even the capcom tranny was mad about that
>>740257004PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPGET PREGNANTGET PREGNANTPLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>740257595Still look big though?
>>740256691non-canon though because it's basically swapping out Chuck for Frank in DR2's story
>>740257797They shrank them, in the first game i know its an illusion but they look huge.
>>740257857Only DR1 is truly canon. The rest is official fan-fiction made by different people.Regardless the team at capcom vancouver said years ago in the now gone capcom forums that both games being equally valid, saying something along the lines about DR2 being the follow through path (as in one that continues its story in sequels) and Off The Record being the end path (as in being a fully finished story that doesn't continue in sequels).
>>740258297That is really cool. Now all my run thrus happened but only a few of them continued to anything. I was DR3 didnt suck.
>>740255226Tits.
>>740258297>a fully finished story that doesn't continue in sequelsWhich is usually what makes a game non-canon. If you want to convince me otherwise then make a new DR where Rebecca is alive and still hot
>>740257595>remakewe don't talk about it here
>>740259407>Which is usually what makes a game non-canonIn this case it was more like different routes in a story told between multiple games with different possible outcomes with some ending earlier than others.I remember reading that they originally intended to make the Dead Rising have basically multiple routes with different alternate games in the style of Off the Record but in the end it ended up being the only one of those that got made.In the end it doesn't matter that much though since only DR1 truly matters.
>>740257797NuJessie >>> OG Jessie desu
>>740259795she farts
>>740259789>If you want to convince me otherwise then make a new DR where Rebecca is alive and still hot
>>740260512I don't need to convince you of that since i've already stated in a previous post that only DR1 is canon and everything else is official fan-fiction made by different people.
>>740260989>I don't need to convince youYou're sure talking a lot for someone who doesn't need to
>>740255127i still remember the game
>>740255519>>740255038>>740255127>>740255226HAG-A-licious!
>>740255038sex with busty office women
>>740256691Yeah but then you have to play OTR.
didn't this demake flop for being censored and woke?
Wife
>>740263020It's better than 2
>>740255038real
>>740256691!!
>>740265884No.
>>740257004>chubby + office lady attireThere's no better combo in the whole world let me tell you.
>>740255038Keep insulting me. I get off on it.
>>740270358Add her looking at you like garbage and it's a win.
Is this the most unique game out there now? genuinely can't think of a single game similar to dead rising
>>740257797oh she's so perfectgod i wish that chair was me
>>740271531I'd argue MGS3 is a lot like DR just scaled down in certain areas, specifically enemy count
>>740257059!!!
>>740259795I completely forgot that exists. Holy hell that was a low impact remake
>>740257857>>740256691>Learn that the women who voiced the zombie rights girl, was also the voice of Roll in the Ruby Spears Mega Man cartoon.
>>740255673>All the sequels got the wrong idea though and thought that the point was that everyone is having fun killing zombies violently with improvised weaponsBut that wasn't the complaint with DR3 though, it's that it was TOO gritty and devoid of any of the inherent humor of the first 2 games.
>>740257857>Non-canonYou say that like original 2 doesnt lead to the abortion that is 4
>>740270358You don't gotta tell me, chief. I already knew.
>>740259795Why she got that GTA V crackwhore face
>>740270358i'm gonna need some evidence because jessica is barely chubby
>>740280041
I know that the time limit is integral to the games gameplay, and I I'd never ask for it to be removedBut my retard ADHD brain just cant coexist with it
you dont have to do every scoop, you know? dont try to do everything without having a guide because you really need to know where to be and when at all times.
>>740280191this
>>740255038Did she ever get any nude mods?
>>740281492the way women run is cute
>>740280124Frank is moe
>>740255038>>740255127I still can't believe there wasn't a single ending where you save her and Brad. Those milkers deserved justice.
>>740277772If you'd disregard a game's canonicity strictly based on disliking it then I'd consider you to have the maturity of a petulant child
>>740274156Low sperm count
>>740281702Nah nigga
>>740280124>Does this after taking a bunch of Erotica pics of KaguyaFrank is based as fuck.
>>740282464>can't refute anything>"n-no!!"lmao
>>740277772>>740277772>You say that like original 2 doesnt lead to the abortion that is 44 is the result of giving the mantle of the series to white people instead of the original japanese devs
>>740282959canadians arent white
>>740282959I believe it's more like what happened with the cyberpunk genre after deus ex came out, DX was warning against and secret societies in top governments meanwhile these shitters that came after embraced the tranny-humanism and instead made it about ''capitalism le bad'' losing all the message behind it all, same thing happened with dead rising, the setting was kinda distorted, the ending DR1 had a quote about a greedy pig (america), the sequel was like a hangover movie instead
>>740283267Canadians made DR2, the issue was focusing on the wrong things while failing to understand what made Dead Rising great.
>>740255038Jessie is the best girl Capcom ever created. It's the peak.
>>740283972*Jessie is the best girl Keiji Inafune ever created
>>740257004Kyrsten Sinema vibes, would slam that all day
>>740259407Why would you care about canon in Dead Rising when there is exactly one great game in the entire series (the first one). OTR is pretty good and is objectively better than DR2. DR3 is ok. DR4 is fucking horrible and CZ+CW are lost media (unless someone recomps them)
>>740283502Deus Ex 1 was a hardcore leftist (Harvey Smith) making fun of people who believed in anything like conspiracy theories such as a global order.
Dead Rising is my favorite game and I think 2 is almost as good.Everything else in the series doesn't exist. Especially 4 and the movie.
>>740286852I'm like 99% sure you can buy both CZ and CW on Xboxs marketplace right now.
>>740287191And xbox is a dead platform, so its lost media
>>7402829594 suffers from Halo syndrome: execs hire other execs/leaders who have no love for the franchise which leads to the franchise being flanderised and all the unique aspects guttted.
>>740286967>Make fun of people by proving them rightNo matter the year leftists can't help but write against their own ideals time and time again.
>>740286852>Why would you care about canon in Dead RisingBecause certain characters are dead according to it
>>740287798And that only affects the games that came after, which are dogshit so they don’t matter
>>740255038It sucks that the franchise is dead, an open world (or at least one with a bigger map with no forced checkpoints) Resident Evil like game is my dream game, and Dead Rising was shaping up to become that before it died.
>>740289095see >>740281702
>>740289530Trying to act as continuity police is peak manchild. Its basically like junkie behavior when someone is telling you that you don’t have to CONSOOOM
>>740255127>What did that add to the zombie slaying gameplay?Nothing, that was to add to the photography gameplay.
>>740257004She's perfectly meaty.
>>740276090>The security guard in DR2 is voiced by Scratch the chicken from the Adventures of Sonic
>>740257004The very definition of a slampig.
>>740257004Why don't you take some of that off, so I can tell better?
>>740286852I will never not be asshurt I will never get to try Case Zero or Case west, and that isn't even bringing up the DR2 DLCs that were delisted
>>740281702Nta, but i usually don't consider canon stories that weren't made by the original creators. Like any DR that came after the first one.>inb4 muh Keiji InafuneHe was just a producer who took all the credit and neither the game's creator nor the one who came up with the original concept.
>>740257004in all the right places
>>740255038 You are way too aggressive!
>>740292117I one looked for "slampig" in a porn site and it wasn't chubby women, just morbidly obese Jabba the Hut abominations. I was quite disappointed.
>>740296367She's like that pitbull from that one video.
