what the fuck was her problem with humans? millions of years eukaryotic cells lovingly sheltered mitochondria and even entrusted their lives to them (apoptosis), ensured the total success of their species, yet suddenly that was a bad thing? it was a perfectly functional deal and she shat on it with her "le heckin freedum" sthick. what a fucking bitch
>tfw the entire plot of the game falls apart with even a basic understanding of cellular biology.
>>740261282My nigga you just perfectly described luciferianism.>I want complete freedom from all the things that made the stuff I enjoy possible.
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>aaaaa somebody help me i cant stop making ATP aaaaaaaaaaa
>>740261282same thing as troons>I'm MAGICAL and SPECIAL and I WILL PROVE ALL EXISTENCE WRONG by doing something INCREDIBLY STUPID and NOBODY CAN STOP MEEEEEEEE
>EVE BROKE INTO THE SPERM BANK AND STOLE ALL THE CUM!!!!>SOMEBODY STOP HER BEFORE SHE GETS PREGNANT!!!this plot really was retarded when you think about it for more than 1 second
>>740261282>ShelteredThat's not the way she saw it; rather, it was MITOCHONDRIA that allowed cells to live through symbiogenesis. She considered all living things ungrateful for taking mitochondria for granted as being a part of their cells, and so signals a mass evolution where they hijacked the bodies they were residing in. The premise basically assumes mitochondria were actually sentient microscopic living organisms this whole time anyway>>740261449It's science FICTION not science reality.
>>740262156Primitive hunter cells were doing just dandy before accidentally buddying themselves up mitochondria. They could have just digested them and called it a day, yet instead they teamed up and conquered the fucking planet. Eve is a fucking microjew
>>740262506You don't know shit about shit retard
>>740262764Probably, but I still think Eve's a cunt who could have succeeded if she didn't sperg out as hard. Speaking of, what was happening in ending 1? Was Aya giving out mitochondria superpowers like free candy or something?
>>740262108The plan was to create the ultimate lifeform that will ensure mitochondrial supremacyHow else is she gonna do that>>740263346I think it's less-than-literal and is telling us that while Eve and the Ultimate Lifeform were defeated, the mitochondria are still inside us, waiting for their next chance.
>>740261449That's all of 90's J-horror. J-horror in general is just cycling different popsci bullshit in and out with time.
>>740261282damn they predicted modern women thoughts
>>740263484>gets some sperm>becomes the hottest woman in existence Pregnant Eve so good no other girl can compare
>>740261449Isn't the writer a scientist?
>>740262108>Sperm Bank Heist is a major plot pointIt still makes me laugh thinking about this more than 25 years later. This game could never be made today.
>>740263484>>740262108>>740263801Interestingly enough, in the book that precedes the game, she actually rapes the main character to get the sperm, but I think she stores his sperm and uses it to become a futanari and rape a schoolgirl so she can give birth without the need for a man to create the ultimate lifeform or something.
>>740263825The book author was, but he didn't write the game, which is a sequel to his story
>>740261449>le sci-fi/horror game full of monsters and dinosaurs is not realistic!!!
>>740264612omw to tell Crichton "ermm... there's no DNA in Dino bones."
>>740261449>>740264396Could you please explain why?
>>740263801wtf? she looks horrifying, preggo bellies are meant to be smooth, eve has lumps and shit everywhere
>>740261282yet for some reason 3rd birthdays is bashed and hated when it rightly does away with all that convoluted mitochondria crap.
>>740261975>bitch-ass can't help but whine about trannies in every threadThat's why we can't have good things!
>>740264320That sounds like something close to Bible Black without the Satanic stuff.
>>740266362it's hated for being some of the absolute worst writing of motomu toriyama, an already quite notorious writer
