No man raises the price of a six year old console! This is blasphemy! This is madness!
Madness?THISISSONY!
>>740262249>>740262439https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2JFMd73AzQ
>>740262735>>740262439>>740262249why did this become a meme
>>740262249>>740262439
>>740262795it was a different time. You had to be there.
>>740262795>>740262853the internet was a lot less cynical back then. remember the shit like ragecomics or the pictures with white text?Then again, maybe the world itself was less cynical. Internet still was an escape in the mid 2000s to mid 2010s. Nowadays it's everywhere and everything.
>>740262249You bitch ass king! No one threatens the all mighty messenger! You think the king is who we all fear? The messenger is a God to the king! Messengers rule the world!
>>740262795the trailer was very memeable. like, incredibly so. It doesn't mean anything special. like "head on, applied directly to the forehead", it's just quotable and has unique energy
>>740262795distinctive lines from trailers always get memed>release the kraken>isn't that the question of the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSrsWSdxGqc
>>740262735God it's like I'm back on early 2000s internet. I love it.
>>740262795The internet wasn't a dystopian brown hellscape back then.
>>740262249no, this thread is reddit
>>740262439>act all cocky>lose the warSpartans are really overrated.
>>740262735>uploaded 18 years ago
>>740263938battle.They won the war after the persians lost at plataea.
>>740262735This really needs to be remade with AI with better animations and face transfer
>>740263938Clearly you don't know what it means to be a man. Sad.
>>740262795It's such a dumb over the top line it becomes great. Easily quotable, easily editable to anything you want. Why wouldn't it become a meme?
>>740262439>>740262249did this actually happen? Like did 300 niggas really hold their own against thousands of persian filth?
>>740262795cause he yells THIS IS SPARTA
>>740262795Because it's great.I should rewatch the movie again to get my annual dose of whitepill.
God I miss the old internet.
>>740264253Yes. The movie is grossly exaggerated because it's a direct adaptation of a comic which itself is grossly exaggerated because historical fantasy is cool, but the Battle of Thermopylae did take place.
>>740264253Terraria advantage in your local turf gives you that buff, remember to send scouts
>>740264301>brace for epicwe need to bring this back
>>740264253Not really. It was about 300 spartans and about 7000 greek allies and auxiliaries. The entire point of the movie was that it was a propaganda story told by the survivor to hype up the greek army at the battle of plataea. It's told like a legend and presented as such.
I love this movie but the random b-plot where Leonidas's wife sleeps with that traitorous asshole for some silly pointless reason and then kills him afterwards was really fucking stupid.
>>740262249Fuck you it hasn't been six years
>>740262249The PS5 is still really hard to find in stores
>>740262735>>740264301God I feel so old. Smartphones really did kill the internet
>>740264483to be fair, it cemented lena headey's future roles.
>>740262735..Sovl
>>740264483movies were jewish even back then
>>740264253Yes. The Spartan phalanx was just that good. The men were ready to die at any time for their fellow soldiers and their people, death was in fact seen as a great honor.Check out what Tyrtaeus says.https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Masterpieces_of_Greek_Literature_(1902)/Tyrtaeus
>>740262249>>740262439Were we supposed to think Leonidas was right to do this?
>>740264301Personally I find these old one-man rehearsals blitzed with a few simultaneous browser instances to be easier to screencap in one go to be a lot less entertaining than organically occurring banter between multiple posters.
>>740264436>>brace for epicThey'd call you a ESL pajeet.
>>740264470>and about 7000 greek allies and auxiliaries.Jewish propaganda. The Spartan phalanx saved the day.
>>740264882tl;dr die for me, goyim
>>740265110>saved the daybut Spartans lost the battleand then Athens had to clean up the mess
>>740265110>savedNot really when they still lost.
>>740264582you and me brother
>>740265186>clean upThe persians outright razed Athens to the ground after the battle of the hotgateshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Achaemenid_destruction_of_Athens
>>740265128It's the opposite, in fact. Die for your people fighting the invader, search a manly death instead of living like a faggot.
>>740265038I'll call you a roody poo.
>>740265186>>740265191You fully drank the kool aid.
>>740264253it was like 7000+ greeks total and 300 spartans actuallythey had terrain advantage and for the Persians it was literally just "you have to get through this singular point which you can only send a certain amount of guys at at a time and the spartans/greeks just will not let you through" up until some guy showed them the way around so they could flank them and then it was pretty much over
>uncstalgia threadwhy did you all find this shit so funny back then, it's just lame and stupid
>>740262795The internet wasn't full of zoomers with their brains fried from modern politics
>>740264301>2007>oldlol
>>740265397quiet, boy. this is the foundation of your existence.
>>740265562>not reddit and twatter
>>740265514it was 19 years ago. 2007 was closer to the birth of the internet than 2007 is to us now.
>>740262795Because it's ten thousand times funnier than skibbidi toilet.
>>740262795millennials were funny
>>740265435>Tags: hot, gay, sexymodern youtube would never
>>740264436Just act like things used to be and maybe enough people will follow o_o'
>>740265435>zoomersthat alone made me realise you're brown and weren't even on the internet back then.
>>740266093You say that, but every time I try to be sincere on modern /v/ it does not go well.I've also had people miss obvious sarcasm. It quite frankly stumped me so hard I retreated from that thread in disbelief.
>>740266152Butthurt zoomer
>>740266264>but every time I try to be sincere on modern /v/ it does not go wellUhm... sorry to hear that but it used to be that if people didn't understand something they would have to lurk more =w=If a bunch of newbs don't get the culture you shouldn't explain it, just call them a candyass and move on xD
>>740265623Doesn't really seem old. To me old would be pre or early 6th console gen.So pre or early y2k.I wasn't on the web then, didn't even have a pc.
>>7402662852000s era 4chan would be considered reddit cancer today
>>740262795Look, dude, we made due with what we had
>>740262439And Valve, lmao.
>>740264887Me personally, I didn't care if it was right or wrong.
>>740266285*expression of laughter posted together with an totally unrelated image*mhhh yes, thats the good shit
>>740264483A shitton of historical fiction movies always had some weird b-plot to give the movie more drama during that time. One I never cared for even though its not historical is the Arwen subplot in LOTR. It was at best, some excerpt of events in the appendices but it takes up a good 20-30 minutes of screentime in each movie.
>>740266285feels like no one wants to have fun on the board anymore
>>740262795Would you prefer this over some retarded boomer movies?
>>740262735
>>740267835Been a while since I watched LOTR but wasn’t those scenes only in the extended cut?
>>740262249This movie is older than some of the legal newfaggots posting here btw
>>740262249Lena Headey was really hot in this movie. I love slim British women with small breasts. I'm Irish btw dunno if that matters.
How come boomers make fun of modern memes for being random but you made memes about this is sparta and other random things?
>>740262249I love how terribly sony treats their customers. If they're going to be unflinchingly loyal to a company that hates them, then they deserve to be fleeced, no?
lmao at retards blaming companies for raising prices on their consoles and ignoring how DRAM has increased 400%+ in price. that's why they're jacking the prices and why valve hasn't launched the steam machine. AI datacenters have outbid every company on the planet and bought up all the available wafers at the manufacturers. the entire thing is booked for 2026. so you can't even order more chips to lower prices. you're stuck with these prices for years until either the AI bubble pops or new manufacturing comes online (takes 3-5 years to build a new fab).
>>740268201>blaming AI when the true culprit is the dram cartel artificially limiting supply
>>740262795It wasn't so bad, took an arrow to the knee on the other hand (6 years or so later) that was very overexposed.
>the movie was so influtial that they made Krato's brother look like Leonidas
>>740268012No theres a whole good 20 minutes in Two Towers where Elrond is telling Arwen shes going to die if she waits for Aragorn. That leads into her leaving and then Elrond talks to Galadriel about what happens if Sauron wins. Then they send the elves to Helms Deep. In ROTK Arwen is about to leave to Valinor but runs back to Rivendell and argues with Elrond. Also Aragorn has numerous nightmares and visions of Arwen dying.
>>740268371it single handledly changed the perception of how the battle of thermopylae was fought that even that asscreed odyssey game referenced it.
>>740262795DUDE 6 7 HAHAHAH FUCKING MOTHER FUCKING 6 7 YOU INBRED FAGGOT
>>740268371>Deimos has been imprisoned for decades since he was a child>tortured by a sadistic death god >somehow has muscles and can overwhlem Kratos in a fight
>>740265435Are you really sipping for an era where "ask a gay man" is on the front page? You can have nostalgia but be realistic. It was shit.
>>740262795PS3 owners had to make memes from their blu-ray movies because they had no games.
>>740267891300 is a boomer movie now
>>740268605>>740268371new god of war should have been about this guy
>>740262795adult men used to call each other on the landline telephone just to yell "WAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUPPP" like a television nigger
>>740269057I would accepted BOI or Tyr. BOI stumbling upon King Arthur lore as a starter or a prequel with Tyr wanderlusting around the world would have been great.
>>740264887I bet he would've left the messenger go if he didn't say "choose your words carefully, they might be your last as king." He came into enemy territory, told them Persia was going to annex them, insulted his people, insulted his queen then said you're on borrowed time.
>>740262249>>740262439>>740262735you sir just won over 9001 internetz
>>740268702You can't seriously be so thin skinned that 'ask a gay man' is enough to crumble your Jonathans.
>>740264887He didn't just do it, he asked his wife for permission first. If she didn't want the sandnigger dead too she would have told him no.
>>740266285>naked children>actually posts pic of naked childnani??
>>740262795because its infinitely exploitable
>>740262735>>740262439>>740262249holy unc cringe
>>740262735>meme is old enough to vote
>>740267835>>740264483They have to include a love/sex/relationship subplot in blockbusters to not entirely filter the female audience. Even when women are a minor part of the intended audience it's still massive between date movies, lazy weekend movies, watching with family, etc. It's all designed by committee where they ran calculations and estimated the profit in having a set number of minutes dedicated to the mandatory love subplot to make it bearable for women while remaining short enough to only filter a tiny number of autistic men. Same thing in AAA vidya btw.
Huh
>>740264253300 spartans on the final day did fight alone and get annihilated to cover the retreat of the rest of the greeks
>boomer meme threadYaaaawn. CHICKEN JOCKEY is way funnier.
>>740262249>>740262439I remember they showed this movie once in my middle school and it was totally not rated for kids
>>740264253Reminder that the gayreeks mocked the PALE ARYANS and the world would've been a better place had they swept into Europe.>In a posthumously published fragment, he deplores a lost historical opportunity: "It was much more fortunate if Persians became masters (Herr) of the Greeks, than the very Romans." (SW, 8/65) In this note Nietzsche reveals, once more, his radical opposition to the Greek metaphysical thought, as developed by Socrates and Plato, which later, by supremacy of the Greek culture inside the Roman Empire, became dominant and then integrated into the other-worldly, 'nihilistic', tenets of Christianity. While, in his view, the dominance of the positive outlooks of the Persians toward worldly life and time would have prevented the prevalence of such a sinister event in human history.
>>740262735I feel young again, yet oh so old.
>>740265296Persians had Greeks in their army too retard.
Reminder that has Alexander the Great (PBUH) never been poisoned by his Greek generals, he would've formed the GRECO-PERSIAN-ARABIAN-INDIAN-CHINESE empire and we would've been in space by 300 AA (AFTER ALEXANDER). Imagine Alexander learning of the Americas, he would've thought that the gods themselves formed these new lands personally for him.
>>740271164In highschool they showed all of grade 9 Conan, in our amphitheater. They did not do a great job of fast-forwarding through the nudity.
>>740262735>18y ago.
Why are chuddies incapable of understanding the concept of inflation? This also applies to game prices btw
>>740272194>history teacher puts in Troy>doesn't even attempt to fast forward past the sex or nudity scenes
>>740268371Shit, they even showed up in Samurai Jack.
>>740272480it doesn't apply to wages
>>740262795Because it was 2006 and the internet globally had less users than Steam's entire collective userbase today. Different culture, mostly American+European+Japanese, with lots of small in-groups.
>>740266285Man. I can't remember the last time I saw ASCII art.
what happened to the world? shit use to be way simpler back then. almost two decades later everything has gone to shit.
>>740273170Keep up dude, we've already talked about smart phones and social media and (((private equity))) to death.
>>740273330imagine a world where smart phones didn't exist.
>>740273430Someone was going to invent them someday, there were already all kinds of concepts for portable computers in science fiction.
>>740264253basically, though the ones who stayed behind to do a final banzai charge and buy time were not just 300 spartans. There were hundreds or thousands of Greeks from other states, and probably the Spartans' slaves tooThey didn't really "hold their own" moreso they fought a rearguard action in favorable terrain to delay the inevitable. The Persians did end up burning Athens to the ground and didn't get pushed back for a couple of years
>>740273430Fuck I've been trying to imagine a world where cars don't exist and the industrial revolution didn't happen.
>>740273537true but it could happen at a later date, when the majority of Earth's population is more edicated and self-aware than the current normalfag cattle
>>740273430i still never have owned one
>>740273918You'd have to practice eugenics for humanity to reach that state of self-awareness before the singularity.
>>740273918Theres never been a single point in history where a majority of people were educated. This is both by design and just intrinsic to the dynamic of our species.
>>740273918>when the majority of Earth's population is more edicated and self-aware than the current normalfag cattlethat was never going to happen.
>>740263938Bitch they won the war lmaoDarius got his shit pushed in the first time they tried then his bitch boy son Xerxes got his shit pushed in as well.
>>740262249
>>740262735https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGs-vYIdrUc
>>740262249Want more transistors? pay more.Want small transistors? pay even more.
>>740268559new memes are soulless
>>740275038>>740274585let me dream of a better world
>>740262249>>740262439based
>>740272628That episode was unironic kino. Clever that they had the phalanx spears shoot missiles as a way to modernize them against mech enemies
>>740275453GOGOGOGOGO
and I will still buy a pro for gta6
>>740262735Knew what this was before clicking on it. I used to listen to it while playing vidya.
>>740275132I shouldn't crack up at this.
>>740265435>noir vista themeDamn that brings me back
>>740263938>loses warWhy do libtards get their history from movies? They are so proudly ignorant and misinformed it's incredible.
Why does every thread have to inadvertently bring up zoomers for no reason? Why does every thing have to come as so generational?
>>740267201True but that's because we have reached new heights of cynicism and bitterness. Looking back at 2000's 4chan is like looking at a younger, more carefree version of humanity.
>>740275658inter-generational hatred is eternal, we literally found "youths these days aren't what they used to be" proto-boomer rants in the oldest Sumerian texts
>>740271164I remember once a substitute teach at my school showed his class cartel snuff videos and got in a lot of trouble kek
>>740275749I don't remember it being in literally every single thread talking about anything older than ten years until after 2020.
>>740265514Nigga, 19 years is one-third of your entire lifespan.
>>740275813They hate when you bring it up but theres concentrated groups whos only goals on a minute-to-minute basis are to bring up generational divides, politics, race, social media regardless of time, place, situation or logic. Its all to ensure nobody is ever on topic or discussing anything in earnest, even if everyone is tired of it.
For me, it was serious cat
>>740275417There has never been a period of humanity where information was more free flowing than now. It is up to the future generations to decide if they want to educate themselves or not, whereas previous ones never had the choice.
>>740262439FpbpBased
>>740276054all information these days only end up to form a narrative for someone's gain
>>740266093zoomers tried to do this with the meme reset and it never caught on
>>740271383>>740275598>>740275224Sparta became weaker lol, Athens was able to become the superpower of Greece. Oh and the Spartans allied with the Persians soon after kek.
>>740272715inflation is money loosing value, the price raising's a response.
