Skyrim is woke
>>740262914What’s the matter? You can’t stand the sight of a strong Nord woman?
>>740262914My character raped her when she said that.
No, it's just feminist.
Should have posted the ultra muscular roid version.
>>740262914>"What's the matter? Snowman can't stand the sight of two strong pretty kitties?"
>>740262914>what's the matter?Nothing. I'm not signalling hostility or derision in any way.>can't stand the sight of a strong nord woman?I don't see any mirrors in your chamber ma'am. Are you sure you're not projecting?
>>740262914The woke trash is flopping again...
>>740263601>not special edition
>>740263601What exactly is this supposed to tell me? That people aren't playing the oldest version of a 15 year old single player game?
>>740263698>ZERO sales for almost ten yearsJust admit that it flopped.
>>740263856because everyone is playing special edition? It's still the most played bethesda game
>>740263856Skyrim sadly wasn't a flop, but it should have been. If it was maybe Bethesda would have gone bankrupt and the Elder Scrolls IP could be brought by a less shitty company
>the vampire gooner thread died for thisTHE WRONG THREAD DIED
>>740262914She isn't so strong when I turn her into a pile of ash, now is she?
>>740263029fpbp
>>740262914She says it in a playful toneShe's a good lass in love in spite of family feud
>>740262914why she acts tough when my high level Lydia can break her in two in less than five seconds?
>>740263815bait or retarded?
>>740263119her character should rape me when she said that
THE WRONG THREAD DIED
>>740262914I was playing with an AI mod and she was spreading rumors around Whiterun that my wife was a whore so I talked to her mother and got her to shut up.
>>740262914Snow and dark elves belong to Nordic menNordic women belong to Redguard menSimple as
See that pride flag? You can respect it by pressing F
>>740263601There is over 1000 people playing Skyrim RP Kaizaal online right now
>>740262914Submissive Olfina Shadowman mod or Dominating Oflina Shadowman mod?https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/106146https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/105985
>>740272452nice but i don't like that she looks like a plastic bimbo takes me out of the immersion
>>740262914I always pummel her when I see her.Then I reload my save before the guards come.
>>740272989That's from some npc replacer he's using, these mods only affects dialogues and triggers animations
>>740262914I wish all games were as woke as Skyrim then.
>>740273236feminism is only based if they're domming me during sex
>>740262914How she looks when I have "Sexlab Matchmaker- Target" equipped in my right hand
desperately need that cow follower from the other bread
>>740273296straightest post ITT.
>>740269521Lydia, my wife.
>>740263119Same. Raped that bitch in the market for everyone to see. Then I slapped her for being a whore.
>>740262914>if I say everything is woke maybe they'll be more open to games about niggers and troonsnot going to work you democrat worm
>>740274060town bike
>>740274632damn, you got futa's in your playlist bro? aint that kinda gay?
>>740262914*saves game*
>>740274632But enough about Ysolda.
>>740274873If she was the town bike she wouldn't need that mammoth tusk.
>>740262914She's saying this in a racist context, though. She's being anti-elfinic.
ACTUAL town bike
>>740275484Wrong town you milk drinking skooma addict
>>740275094Making a thread with text in it that requires you to be able to read is anti-nordic
>>740277067kek
>>740275484She's not the only one whoring herself out in Riften
>>740278601Who else?
>>740275484Well, she is a follower of Dibella.
>>740278761Nivenor, both her and her husband Bolli are having an affair
>>740279136Bolli is, but I never heard about Nivenor.
>>740279136Of course Bolli is sleeping with Haelga while Nivenor is sleeping with various men around town, and she will even offer herself to male players (though you can't accept it without mods).
>>740279381Bolli is investigating Nivenor having an affair, you find it on a note in his bedroom, and the private investigator concluded that she is indeed having an affair.She herself asks the player to keep her company, so I'd take a wild guess and say the investigator is right.
>>740279381Yeah she and Bolli are one of several npcs having an extramarital affair in this game, there's also Olda in Dragonbridge who is sleeping with her husband's brother, and there's cut data that implies Ahlam is cheating on Nazeem with Jenssen
>>740262914she's one of the few girls in skyrim that are relatively attractive
>>740271370what mod? sounds interesting
>>740272339What do these words mean to you? To me they dont mean anything
>>740262914Nord women are on average 6’2 and could kill most men of other races canonically
>>740262914Playing Ironman Survival. It's pretty fun, but you need a lot of restrictions and handicaps though.
>>740282618you don't pick up nord womennord women PICK YOU
>>740262914Goddamn! I remember thinking this bitch was attractive when I first played, memory is a hell of a thing
>>740274602You are not even contesting the fact that you do find that woke, but you were a toddler at the time to notice.
>>740284182everyone aged ugly in this game but at least it's in a gritty stylized way and not the potato head downies like in oblivion.
>>740279918Muiri is attractive, Anekke is atractive, Silgyia is attractive, Lisette is attractive, Hroki is attractive, the bank girl at Markath is attractive.. Etc.
>>740262914>Welcome to war maidens, now don't let the name worry your fragile male ego and start ranting about how women never fought in any war and you are losing immersion and the west is falling and blame Larry Fink and Sweet Baby Inc for it. We have plenty of steel for fighting men.
Nord men don't marry Nord womenNord men marry everyone else but Nord women
I don't claim to be the best blacksmith in Whiterun. Eorlund Gray-Mane's got that honor. The man's steel is legendary. All I ask is a fair chance.
>>740272159Reminder that there no less than 2 nord blacksmith men married to redguard women.
>>740263119>>740274504You are brown.
>>740284182faces got a lot worse between OGSkyrim and Special Edition
I claim to be the best whitesmith in Blackrun. Eorlund Battleborn doesn't have that dishonor. The bitch's iron is common. Nothing you ask is an unfair certainty.
>>740285236I wish I could marry his wife
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>>740286214>>740289251I laughed
>>740263119>>740274504>t. Can't stand the sight of a strong Nord woman.
>>740289647That's the joke.
>>740272452What?
