It's up
>>740264628n3ck yourself, briana cvckold
>>740264628Watching this video to support a fellow futachad
>>740265029AIDS-riddled sodom1tes.
video so shit even op didn't finish watching before posting here lol
>>740264628VIDEO GAMES, FAGGOT, VIDEO GAMES!
>>740265029>/v/browns get marching orders from a futaniggerHAHAHAHAHA
>>740265190it's one of c0by naught0n's d1ck-riders
>Everythig Wrong with AAA GamingNot true. At least this time they didn't do the live service meme.
>>740264628This guy doesn't like anything but movementslop platformers for manchildren. Honestly he should have played Bubsy 4D instead, it's basically made for him.
>>740265495-wujime tidia
Fuck off, simp faggot.
It should cost money to upload videos to YouTube.
>>740264628Who?
>>740264628i think he's getting old, last stream he was just doing the classique chud jokes but in a weird streamline way that didn't land at all, and then he laughs at them himself, but the chat couldnt really get it because it's like hes mumbling, this guy seriously needs to go out and get some protein or some shit every day he looks more dead
>>740265805If he went outside and got some protein out of himself then he probably wouldn't be whining about video games anymore.
>>740265589What
>>740264628Incels are seething. How will the studio ever recover from their best selling game?
>>740265805He's a drunk. It's not that deep
>>740265495He loves wokeslop since that brings him in the views. He's scraping the bottom of the barrel with this james bond game
Unsubbed after the Memory Runner shit.
>>740265620lmao
>Game has a competent white protag that isn't feminine>You whiney niggas still aren't happyAlbeit the game really does have identity issues between being hitman lite and uncharted.
>>740266140you're just mad because he fucks you every time he uploads, it's nothing but a machinegun up your anus full of truths you can't bear to grasp for you woke leftist faggots>>740266217nah, i mean was he? i think hes streaming way less too, he's definitely on the lower side of energy lately
>here's that white supremacist I was telling you about
>>740266410Top of the mornin' to you laddies! My name is BLMsepticeye, and today I'm getting shoved in your game!
>>740264628>Shilling youtubers
For me it's ninomae ina'nis
ITS OVUR! and its so so incredibly sad!
>>740266317I mean "like" in terms of what he enjoys, he likes wokeslop because it makes him money yes
Buy an ad Coby
>>740266516Is this really the only type of stuff you play?
>>740266447Anon, he's been drunk on stream a shitload of times, in fact that's when he is at his chuddiest. One time he went on a drunken rant about how women in the military deserve to be killed because they didn't settle down with a good man
>>740266537Shut up, Michael. Go suck down some more tranny cock.
>literal dei moviegameis anyone pretending there was expectations don't care about your tuber
007: First Light sucked and failed to make it's money back.
>>740266656It's funnier when it's ultra woke like veilguard that had actual trannies. Shitposting about 007 doesn't hit the same
>>740266456>still better than billions of brownshe's proof that white supremacy is real
>>740264628I'm not watching that, James Bond is some kind of deific figure to the globalist slop eater. I want no part of that.
>>740266623>One time he went on a drunken rant about how women in the military deserve to be killed because they didn't settle down with a good manhere it is btw>>>>> >>>/wsg/6165353
>>740264628I'm surprised Synthetic Man has the balls to make a video about 007 First Light.Usually these kind of chudtubers shut the fuck up and keep quiet when woke games becomes successful.very rarely do you see these guys doubledown.
>>740265620I don't see anything wrong
>>740266456>>740266782White white-supremacists at least makes sense.It's the Brown/Black/Yellow white-supremacists which blows my mind.
>>740265620he's gonna get ez puzzy and you're gonna seethe on /v/eddit
>>740265805I'm sure he gets plenty of protein in inside of him every night.
>>740266192italy
>>740266881It's easy to do so at launch because a lot of these "woke successes" usually end up losing money in the long run since AAA games always have frontloaded sales.See: Borderlands 4
>>740265805He just needs to start lifting. Literally the cloest thing to a one-size-fits-all solution to non-financial problems.
>>740266881synthetic is legit for a sweaty dago.true gamer.
>>740266881I don't think it was successful. I fully expect to hear about layoffs at the studio within 60 days.
>>740264628What's his issue with it? Not enough futa porn?
>>740266782relax, rajesh
>>740267037dude's been lifting for years and he looks skinny fat
>>740266881Being a chud is his entire identity/grift, so he has to double down even when a game is generally well received.Honestly, he’s one bizarre incident away from being a lolcow.
>>740266978Calm down, Kumar.
>>740266881Sometimes it works out I think he was one of the first to publicly shit on starfield
>>740267154He's gonna turn into Hassan Piker any day now lol
dont give a shit about some bullshit youtube video from some literal who. I'm going back to playing my video games. Fuck you guys.
>>740267042It’s too early to say honestly. It’s reviewing well and the sales aren’t terrible even though they’re modest. Plus, Amazon has already talked about a sequel, but it’s also been confirmed that IO is going back to Hitman now that First Light is out of the way, so if there’s a sequel it won’t be for quite awhile.
>>740264628
>>740267152Then he's clearly doing something wrong, he looks incredibly dyel
>>740266881A true chudcel
>>740266868He's so trad he's acting like a caricature of an abusive husband someone in a temperance movement would create, amazing.
>>740267326diet, I basically cut my meals back to one a day and now my muscle mass is more clearly defined after 2 months. I think people eat too much.
>>740266978Indians ARE white, in fact they're the original Aryans.
>>740264628How is it that half the thread knows the dude who uploaded this video, despite no name being shown?
>>740267294>It’s too early to say honestly.Anon, it's a AAA game that was in-dev for like 6 years using a non-cheap license.Anything less than 5 million sales in a month is a certified flop.
>>740267391What you're saying is true, but in his case he looks like he's never done a bench press or pullup in his life.
>>740266881>successful
>>740267439And it’s barely been a week since the game came out and the sales have been almost 2 million. As I said, too soon. Give it until the end of this month and we’ll have a clearer picture.
>>740266881007 First Light has a total budget (development and marketing) of about $300 million or slightly less,and the game has only sold 2.2 million copies so far.The battle isn't over yet.Synthetic Man might get the last laugh.
>>740267207you're a skinny-fat balding manlet subhuman coby
>>740267569are the laggy sales caused by wokeism or just people not being stunned by ioi's take on bond? smarmy white chad has sex in exotic locales seems like the bar to avoid a woke tortanic in the mainstream and first light managed that.
>>740267481If I had to guess, his "lifting" probably amounts to doing a handful of sets of random bullshit to mild discomfort and then eating and sleeping like shit.Doing it right, a beginner can start showing progress not even a year in.
>>740265805>, this guy seriously needs to go out and get some proteinis this the code language gays are using nowadays when they go out and eat a cumshot from another man?
>>740267672I honestly think it's cause the economy is crashing, but I'm always told to shut up about that. In any case, I don't think the middling sales are are due to ideological bias.
>>740266978leftoids usually call everyone a white supremacist just because they don't like blacks
>>740266881Part of his gimmick is pointing out that the antiwoke grifters are too big a pussies. Which he's right btw. The only reason they are even bothering shitting on God of Laundry is because they can use their typical boomer "they uglyfied her, durrr" when none of them will actually admit that the problem is feminization in the first place.
>>740267569Where do you even get these ridiculous numberS?
>>740267672It's more just that this type of game is a one-trick pony, and Uncharted already rode the fuck out of that pony a decade ago.It's like if A Hat in Time got a $100 million budget and launched at $60, sure, it's a fine game, but it's not really anything groundbreaking and definitely not worth dropping that kind of money on when, put simply, I've already played games that were similar but better over a decade ago.
>>740267790both him and his kike looking brother literally are white supremacist and they both look subhuman
>>740267672Keep in mind that IO is a niche company with a niche fanbase. Hitman WoA was a flop initially, but it eventually became the studio’s most successful game ever through word of mouth and them regularly adding content to the game for 10 years. Bond is an IP that’s been on life support for a while and Hitman is a franchise that appeals to a niche, dedicated fanbase rather than the mass market. The result of that is that the main people interested in First Light were diehard Bond fans and diehard Hitman fans.
>>740267963outcasts are extremists, shocker, applies to every phenotype
>>740265620Die he forget he was streaming or what?
>>74026732144D and kill yourself if you disagree
>>740267963Very common thing.Unironically outside of Vaush and I guess the Folding Ideas guy, I genuinely think that leftoids are better looking on average
>>740267683>not even a year in.lifting heavy bench press reps until failure makes you look different extremely fast, like 2 months in
>>740267803He’s also kind of crazy. If you actually listen to some of his life stories, you realise that he’s pretty pathetic and is a borderline caricature of a right wing incel misogynist.
>>740264628Buy an ad.
>>740265620Top fucking kek, chuds fold for any woman that even looks in their direction, whether IRL or online. Just goes to show most of you faggots are just broken hearted nerds that yearn for a woman.
>>740266343>Unsubbed after the Memory Runner shit.
>>740264628Literally who
>game comes out>is well received, sells well, players enjoy it>suddenly, random youtuber contrarian WHY THIS THING THAT EVERYONE ELSE SAYS IS GOOD IS ACKSHUALLY BAD!
>>740266343he was a kike who blurred the swears, fuck him
>>740268194I couldn't care less about his pathetic life if he's right on gaming issues.
>>740266343QRD?
>>740267439>Anything less than 5 million sales in a month is a certified flop.Anon, we get like one AAA game per year with that kind of sales.
>>740268490Yeah and given its budget and hype IOI needs that game to be theirs and it doesn't look like it is
>>740268570>>740268490is there any evidence for this?
why do normies like these games where you just drive cars and shoot people?if a game doesn't have fantasy elements, aliens or whatever i literally can't get into it
>>740266881>very rarely do you see these guys doubledown.sure maybe if you're blind and retarded.
>>740264628>this many people falling for the multiple month/year long scheme of a guy with a humiliation fetishthe only winning move is not to play
>>740267672FH6
All of you faggots should die, methinks
>>740268570I’m wondering how it could have cost 200 million. The engine was IO’s own in-house engine that was the same engine Hitman was built on, a lot of animations from Hitman are reused, as are some assets from Hitman WoA. Was it really just the celebrity talent the money went towards? Because the actual game is just Absolution 2.0 combined with elements from WoA.
Synth is a flaggot, I'm GLAD his channel is flopping. Kane's Games, Latina Parfait and Type2 Productions are beating him on this Youtube shit, tie a rope to your neck and do a flip Coby, oh and take that faggot Puar Pudding (aka EGAD) with you.
>Le modern game le bad
>>740264628>look this up to see who the fuck posted>it's just another grifter channel
>>740268787I'm thinking the 200 figure probably included marketing costs too.
>>740267830$200M for development budget has been reported.Not much reporting for marketing.So fair to say marketing adds another $50M-$100M.
>>740268490Anon, just this year alone we've already had RE Requiem, Crimson Desert, Tomodachi, and Forza Horizon 6 hit that 5 million mark in a month.
>>740268809>Type2 Productionsthe biggest faggots around that only chase views because their shitty dreamworks movies videos got a few more
>>740267439>>740268490>>740268570IOI's current model is to make one really expensive game and then release sequels to it on the cheap now that the tech and workflow is in place.They said something like Hitman 2016 cost them about $100 million whereas Hitman 2018 and 2021 were $60 million and $20 million respectively.They might actually be expecting to take a loss on First Light and to make it up with DLC and the other two games in the trilogy.Now what kind of throws a wrench in this plan is that Amazon didn't own the rights when IOI signed the agreement for First Light. Now that they do, they've expressed publicly a desire to take over publishing and (possibly) developing duties for the next games. If that's the case, IOI might be genuinely fucked unless they can work out an agreement with Amazon.
>>740268592They feel the same as you, but the inverse. They think fantasy shit is dumb unless it’s presented in a way that doesn’t feel too alien (see Game of Thrones being a medieval court drama that just so happens to have dragons and such).
>>740268787There is no evidence it's 200 million, chuds just give woke games silly expectations while their own shit can flop and it'll be heralded like a success (Like CriticalDrinker's books/movies)
>>740264628Bodied the tranny freaks who shilled this garbage
>>740264628Stop shilling your video here faggot
>>740268882>Tomodachi>AAA
>>740268906>and the other two games in the trilogy.Amazon has already confirmed that IOI won't be making any more 007 games.
not watching whatever slop this is, go rope yourself
>>740268872You just taking movie marketing math and applying it here. The ad campaign behind this didn't seem very big. I would be surprised if they spent more than 20-30 mil on marketing, if that.
>>740265620>oh the camera's been on the whole time?
Remember the old days when marketing was supposed to have the same budget as the development budget, so 50/50?crazy times,
are there any anti-woke channels that don't shill for pedophilia, japan?
>>740269134Asmongold I think holds that opinion
>>740268907movies and shows are completely different, you watch them for the plot and characters, games?you do shit in them you can't do irl, so why do they just want to drive cars and shoot humans?
>>740268980I know the quote you're talking about and it is ambiguous as to whether he meant publishing or developing.A lot of news outlets reported it wrong.From Amazon's perspective, it would be dumb not to let them. They already have the engine and toolset in place. By the time Amazon Games got the equivalent working it would be half a decade from now.
>>740266456Our circumcised half Italian mutt!!!
>>740269223i guess i answered my own question, normies want to shoot humans and not monsters because they're psychopaths
>>740268980>Amazon has already confirmed that IOI won't be making any more 007 games.
>>740269271Good, Amazon can fuck off
>>740265620kekkeep on griftin', space cowboy
>>740267650you're african
>>740264628This guy deepthroats dildos and jerks off to futa/tranny porn, why should I give a shit what he thinks?
>>740269223Because driving cars and shooting people is cool. Again, the whole aesthetic of fantasy just feels weird to them. I have a friend who exclusively plays games that have some kind of shooter or stealth aspect because he really digs the CoD spec ops operative vibe. I can respect the consistency in his taste, since it’s clear he knows what he likes rather than just following trends.
>>740269306Amazon not getting IO to do the sequels would be a massive mistake on their part since the entire selling point of First Light was “a Bond game made by the Hitman devs”.
God I hope amazon takes the license and crashes it into the fucking around. I want my Swedish boys back on Hitman already.
One thing I like about the 007 franchise is that they don't whore the IP to anyone who flashes cash, unlike Star Wars or Warhammer.
>>740269247I'm mostly inured to giant corpos doing the most tone deaf, self-destructive shit by now, but if Amazon thinks their own game devs can continue 007, they are actually insane.
>>740268464MR was a clip channel for Synth.Synth had his channel nuked after various minor things Synth eventually got annoyed over the course of a year or so.First, Synth got upset at him because he didn't credit him which somehow confused Synth's retarded zoomer fans and made them think MR was an official channel Synth himself ran (even though the editing is completely unrecognizable from Synth's videos)Synth talked to MR to tell him to link his unlisted streams in his clip descriptions so people could find the original content and make it more clear that MR was a fan channel. MR actually told Synth he would pay HIM to edit and upload his streams to get in his good graces. This didn't work because everyone who jerks Synth off gets shit on constantly, and Synth continued to hold a grudge but let MR continue giving him free exposure by editing his streams for him.At one point, Synth got a strike on his stream from troons who mass reported it. Synth was livid and blamed MR for leading these people to his edgier stream content, even though Synth was the one who demanded him to link his streams to even allow Synth to be targeted instead of MR and his clips being the fall guyThe last straw for Synth was when MR uploaded a clip video of his Pragmata stream with pic related as the thumbnail. Synth lost his shit and labeled MR as a kiwifarms detractor trying to tarnish his reputation by making him look like a pedophile. A sect of Synth's fanbase make cunny jokes and post T0T in stream chat all the time and he does nothing btw, but loses his shit to this and gets his channel nuked.There's other people involved, like Synth's personal ballwasher (who he also shit talks on stream) PuarPudding. This guy convinced Synth that MR was coordinating with ex-fans from his kiwifarms thread based off of MR hearting one comment made by a well-known kf user Husky on one video he commented on.
>>740268980Amazon said the future games will be published by them and "theoretically" developed by them. So there was nothing certain, just a theoretical possibility.And later they also explicitly clarified that they haven't made any decision yet.
>>740269514Some Lego dev (I think Traveler's Tales) pitched the owners of the Bond IP a Lego Bond game and the IP owners basically laughed at them
>>740269514I'm guessing you missed the entire 360, ps2 and most of the ps1 era of Bond. For every Nightfire you got a From Russia with Love.The only reason they didn't continue making shit games is because movie licenses became sales poison until Alien Isolation came out.
>>740264628Not including the content creator's name in the images should be the norm.
>>740269528that faggot MR just made a new channel called Red Jer so stop acting like this was like another shoah
>>740268864He may be a grifter, but he's not wrong.
>>740264628this guy is just a dime a dozen grifter who has nothing to actually say beyond calling games "slop" or whatever other buzzwords are popular on /v/
>>740269549I'm guessing they'll let IOI finish out this trilogy while Amazon Games works on their own game that is more inline with what their planning for the films. It's going to take them years to get everything in place anyway.Any other decision would be against their interests.
>>740269528>Synth was livid and blamed MR for leading these people to his edgier stream content, even though Synth was the one who demanded him to link his streams to even allow Synth to be targetedtop kek
>>740269604First Light actually gives me nostalgia because it reminds of those 6th and 7th gen movie tie-in games except with more polish. It feels like a game you’d rent at Blockbuster in a good way.
>>740269247>From Amazon's perspective, it would be dumb not to let them. They already have the engine and toolset in place. By the time Amazon Games got the equivalent working it would be half a decade from now.You must not know much about Amazon.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazon_LumberyardTake note of how many of the games using this engine were cancelled.They absolutely will tell IOI to go pound sand so they can LARP as real devs and pump out some UE5slop.
>tune into one of his streams>people keep donating every 10 secondsWHO GIVES THESE SUBHUMANS THE MONEY AND WHY
>>740269528>calls yuri a more tranny fetish than futa>actually quit Breakers>now thisHe's dead to me.
>>740269739At the very least, IO will lose nothing if they are dropped. They can just go back to Hitman like nothing happened because it’s not their IP.
>>740269816good, fuck breakercels
>>740269528Oh, this all sounds super gay.Westerners are such faggots these days, Amerimutts are grifter retards and Europoors make garbage and don't talk lest they be unpersoned by their shitty governments.
>Last night I Bond Burgered your sister
>>740269765He's one the few youtubers who tells It like It is, of course people are gonna support him for his content, and at least it's better than donating to e-whores.
>>740269765Well thats the beauty of the griftYou sucker in a group of parasocial faggots online and milk them by making your stream into a safe space for them
His channel is flopping? GREAT NEWS, the day of the rope is coming for you Coby.
>>740269604oh yea, they definitely became more restrictive on who they loaned the IP to after that awful 007 game in 2012.
>>740269926i wish i was japanese and my only worry was which prostitute i was gonna fuck that day and which loli doujin i was gonna continue
>>740264628Yeah man, this game, 007: First Light, you know, literally the first of its kind this generation, really, there haven't been any other blockbuster cinematic moviegames like this since TLOU2 came out, is really what is wrong with AAA gaming. It's THIS game, this game that is well optimized, uses its own engine, has its own visual identity and is a breath of fresh air amongst a sea of Unreal Engine 5 slop from china (see pic related). This game with the attractive women, ugh, yeah, this is what's LE WRONG, okay, because it just is.
>>740264628Gaming died with Witcher 3.
>>740268490Ufuckingwotm8?5 million cumulative sales in a month is like the baseline for a AAA game, and has been for awhile now.
>>740266456You don't believe italians are white?
>>740270589>what are you a tradcon?>you fap to trannies and futa by the carload
>>740264628This guy is such a broken record
Yeah, i'm not playing a game with an ugly protag neither listening the opinion of an ugly motherfucker. holy shit why are incels so fugly
synth has good gamer-first commentary.player haters ball itt
>>740270434Anon, you're delusional.Chatgpt kindly provided a list games that can be called AAA from 2025. You can probably argue about its accuracy and definition of AAA, but whatever>Kingdom Come: Deliverance II February 2025>Civilization VII February 2025>Monster Hunter Wilds February 2025>Avowed February 2025>Assassin's Creed Shadows March 2025>Doom: The Dark Ages May 2025>Elden Ring Nightreign May 2025>South of Midnight April 2025>Death Stranding 2: On the Beach June 2025>Mafia: The Old Country August 2025>Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater August 2025>Silent Hill f September 2025>Borderlands 4 September 2025>Battlefield 6 October 2025>Ghost of Yōtei October 2025>ARC Raiders October 2025>The Outer Worlds 2 October 2025>Ninja Gaiden 4 October 2025Now tell me how many of those games sold 5 millions in its first month?And games like MGS Delta could never even dream about 5m copies sold. That was definitely not a target in any of their production plans. Even Kojima DS2 with star cast hasn't sold 5 millions.
>he hasn't watched the Sean Connery Bond moviesImagine watching this zoomer
>>740270589depends are they sicilian?
>>740271427moore > connery
>>740267025He got away with Silent Hill F for a long time, but for completely different reasons. All of his criticisms on the characters and story were pulled completely out of his ass, but to disprove it people had to complete the game 4 times, read every note to get the full picture and unlock all the character profile pages.
>>740265459>they didn't do the live service memetacsim
>>740268809>Kane's GamesLiterally WHO>Latina ParfaitLeans way too much into the culture war shit that it turns me off. Like I'm fine with pointing out specific woke shit in a review or reacting in a low-effort stream, but dedicating entire edited videos to reacting and replying to others feels like a huge waste of time.>Type2 ProductionsEven if I agree with some of what they say, the way they deliver their voiceovers is smug and sometimes it feels like I'm watching a breadtuber. Also they chase dogshit algobait topics I don't care about too much.
>>740264628Same old same old except this time around nobody's buying his bullshit because the Bond game is very clearly so against his /pol/ bullshit it's unreal. Nobody cares about what DSP lite has to say.
>>740265620lol but this nigga is skinny fat the lack of self awareness is crazy
>>740268787>>739772679
>>740271417>ChatgptTo answer your question>Monster Hunter Wilds>Elden Ring Nightreign (which isn't AAA, it's a fucking $40 game you mongoloid, this is why you should outsource a simple search to fucking AI)>Borderlands 4 (and even though it sold 5 million, it still didn't meet expectations)>Battlefield 6>Arc Raiders (Also not a AAA game, again, this game is fucking $40)All of these sold 5 million or more in a month.Let's also not forget all of the AAA games released last year that you conveniently left out that easily blew past 5 million in a month, like>CoD Black Ops 7>Madden 26>FIFA 26>EA College Football 26>NBA 2K26>Pokemon Legends Z-AYou're fucking retarded if you think selling 5 million units in a month is some kind of insane unreachable feat for a AAA game
>>740268872>has been reported
>>740268872I think he is talking about the copies soldWhere are these 2.2 million players?
>>740267432Because the retard is effectively a bot, always using the exact same style of thumbnail with the one red word. Plus only someone like him is retarded enough to hate on First Light like this.
>>740269395>I have a friend who exclusively plays games that have some kind of shooter or stealth aspect because he really digs the CoD spec ops operative vibeBased friend.
>>740268581Danish government broadcaster saying the game had a 1.3 billion kroner budget which is just over USD$200 million, the game was in production for seven years
>/v/ hates shills>but shills e-celebs
>>740271510Moore is the worst Bond, thoughever. Worse than Brosnan, worse than Connery, worse than Dalton, and yes worse than Craig at his best. I don't know whose idea it was to turn Bond into a comedic series for a bit there in the 70s.
>>740272114>retard comaplins that a game like Arc Raiders is not AAA>mentions Pokemon Legends Z-AWhat a fucking idiot.AAA has nothing to do with the game's price, retarded newfag.Also>Madden 26>FIFA 26>EA College Football 26>NBA 2K26These games are super cheap, they reuse the same fucking engine and assets, and they are released every single year.
>>740272282s>Elden Ring is not a masterpiece>despite being an extremely widely successful title that surpassed the other Dark Souls games combinedlollmao, evenFuck this retarded faggot. Neck yourself.
>>740272604>AAA has nothing to do with the game's priceYou're a fucking moron.>These games are super cheap"Super cheap" by AAA standards is still $100+ million, and all of those sports games pay for licensing for players and teams, which is definitely not cheap.
>>74026732143a
>>740266513>Using a Cuck Ball Meme
>>740272653Don't shoot the messenger you nigger.
>>740264628his playthrough was one of the better things hes done this year. he made an extremely impassioned case for his point of view and it was completely convincing and ultimately seems to be the right take.
>>740264628So this video is why threads with that exact claim was being made all of a sudden?
>>740272767>anon can't infer that I'm speaking about OP
Wait, were there chuds around here actually saying this was a good game?No hard feelings guys. We can all just pretend that didn't happen and move on. Seriously. It's not a big deal.
>>740264628I like Synth but he's too negative. He dooms too much instead of enjoying videogames.Yes, I am aware he plays woke shitty games to make videos about them but it sounds like he's miserable. Also for some people everything is a kike ploy wich ends up sounding stupid.
>>740272825No, the game is just trash and some random faggot youtuber didnt make the game trash. The devs did
>>740272771It only helps to show how retarded he is>constantly skips side content>>constantly rushes>constantly fucks up stealth>constantly complains about being guided through the level even though whenever he isn't he has an ADHD brain that looks at chat whenever he doesn't know where to go>constantly complains about the low hanging fruit of "muh black woman on screen" then has to shut the fuck up whenever Bond's being suave with a chick or banging her while Moneypenny sits in the cuck chair>complains about basic ass trope character arcs like Greenway going from an ass to admitting being wrong and dying as the "wise old master" trope ie Obi-WanThe DSP comparisons aren't joking, except DSP doesn't get his opinions from 13 year olds baiting shit OPs on /v/ during a game's release week.
>>740272976What a coincidence then how the video and the threads making the same claim happened started at the same time. Those threads weren't being made before the video.
SyntheticFuta LOST
>>740265620Idgi
>>740272114>Borderlands 4It hasn't sold 5 million copies in its first month.
>>740272653Fuck you, Elden Shit killed everything great about Dark Souls.
>>740272681So by your logic Resident Evil 4 remake was not AAA, because it was a $40 game, right? Meanwhile, Expedition 33 which had like $10m budget was a $60 game and therefore is AAA.
>>740264628>king of /v/ posts his opinion and now I can know what to think of the game
>>740265620Is this something that's supposed to make him look bad? He's just having a normal conversation, with a woman. Are you jealous because you'll never be able to have that? I don't like throwing the term incel around but I can't think of a better word that applies to you people, kek.
>>740273050>13 year olds baiting shit OPs on /v/ during a game's release week.I genuinely wonder how many men were radicalized by shitposting teenagers
>>740265620oh no no no no no no no HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
>>740273140>erm misandrist wokeslop is okay cuz it has pretty foids!Do /v/troons really?
>>740273245>So by your logic Resident Evil 4 remake was not AAA, because it was a $40 game, right?RE4R was $60 at launch you fucking retard.>Meanwhile, Expedition 33 which had like $10m budget was a $60 gameExpedition 33 was $45 at launch, you fucking retard.
>>740272653>being popular means it's a masterpieceThe only impressive part of Elden Ring is its scale but the magic quickly wears off after you realize how many assets and level designs they had to reuse to fill the world. It even works against the game by making it more tedious for you to do repeat playthroughs. On top of that, the game is very inconsistent with rewarding you for exploration and most of the time you won't get anything useful or applicable to your build, making it feel like a waste of time. This alone discounts it from being a "masterpiece" and I didn't even touch on how it indulges the worst excesses of Souls combat and enemy design.
>>740269528Why do you know all this?
futa is gay
>>740272965Did you see these games though? He's not helping himself playing all this trash, but the games he reviews have nothing positive about them. Or maybe even if they did it would simply be a shame, since a good woke game is still a woke game. I'm more negative than him in this regard honestly, he would give a good rating to a good game even if it's woke when I just wouldn't.
Futa is gayhetshit is gay too (there is still a dick)
>>740273506I genuinely enjoyed SOTFS more. That shit was a literal chore to play with friends until they let me drop it. Open world ruins everything.
>>740273634>he would give a good rating to a good game even if it's woke when I just wouldn't.I'm in the same camp but he thinks he would not make as much revenue if he posts positive content.Wich is a shame because I'm really tired of the negativity. Just make a review of a gsme you actually liked every now and then.
>>740265620i ship them idc
>>740272114>>740272604>>740272681RETARDBROSALERTALERT>AAAThis is just an insurance term meaning basically "This is a sure bet". AAA refers to big name titles released for full price with the full backing of the publisher.These are your EA sports games, Resident Evil, full price Nintendo games, God of War, Uncharted, etc.>AAThis is within the same realm but referring to traditionally published games that utilize far less resources such as budget, advertising, and staffing, often releasing at a lower price point (though that isn't always true).The Hundred Line from last for example is a AA game. Despite releasing for full price, it is still within the realm of AA as it was not a major featured title from Aniplex's publishing hand and did not receive much funding from them.>IndieThis is a term that has nothing to do with budget.Indie literally means "Independent", as in, "Independent from traditional publishing". These games can have a publisher, but only if it is one owned/operated by staffers on the game specifically, rather than a publisher that helps fund and control the direction of the game while existing as a third party to it.Expedition 33 is actually an indie game. It has an external publisher but that publisher is just a front for various indie studios to promote their games. It has a lot of money behind it, but that money is not the result of traditional publishing.But, a game like Dave The Diver is not indie and instead AA, as it is published under Nexon.
So let me guess IoI is dead because this game is not hitman and has cutscenes and set pieces And has our young hero getting rescued?
>>740273886Kirsche is too good.
>>740267439Not really KCD2 is AAAIt recovered it's budget after 1 million sales
>>740264628I know this guy from talking about mixed race couple divorce statistics during his Fallout tv series review, give me his lore. What egirls did he mess with or whatever
>>740274110Kirsche
>>740274110Futafag is a poser faggot, simp and acts like a Jew taking down smaller channels.
>>740273847>he thinksHe literally proved this already. Last year he made a very positive review of Kirby Air Riders that bombed hard, but the video right before it, a 2-hour takedown of Outer Worlds 2, got half a million views. The algorithm rewards incendiary content.
>>740264628It's not even worth criticizing, it's AAA stagnation sludge and it makes no real attempt to present itself as anything else. Every possible criticism has already been made before it even came out.
>>740274110He shits on wokeslop so /v/ automatically hates him.
Maybe Bond just shouldn't be in video games.He's cool and unflappable. I am not cool, and I flap at the slightest inconvenience, how am I supposed to pretend that I'm him?
>>740273492Right, I completely forgot Capcom lowered the prices.And E33 was $50, not $45. It had pre-order discount, and it went away after release. Surely a game with $50 is very close to AAA, right? I can pick up better examples then. All the animeslop on consoles is usually released at full $60 price. For example Tales or Atelier games.>>740273912By that definition 007 is indie and therefore the whole initial argument started in >>740267439 is void.
>>740274465Maybe because it's a baby game that clearly sucks and nobody cares about.
Stopped watching this guy when he had a huge spazz attack about a clip channel.
>>740268223I'm actually a discord pimp that whores out "women" to men. Jokes on you
>>740274573I mean, what other game could you have made a positive video about last year? Expedition 33? It's an okay game but massively overrated.
>>740274559Just be good at shooting and stealth and he'll take care of being cool and unflappable in cutscenes.
>>740274740should I eat some food like a fat fuck?
>>740269070>oh the c-AAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKK
>>740274571>And E33 was $50, not $45.Either way, not $60.>Surely a game with $50 is very close to AAA, right? No, it's not.These days the AAA pricepoint is arguably not even $60, but $70.>All the animeslop on consoles is usually released at full $60 price. For example Tales or Atelier games.No, they're just overpriced.Put simply, you're never going to see a game with a AAA budget launch at sub-$60, because it would be a retarded thing to do, especially these days. To say price has nothing to do with whether something is AAA is retarded since, again, no AAA game is ever going to launch at sub-$60 in any time period where $60 is the standard, no game with a fucking AAA ($100+ million) budget is ever going to be selling for $40 at launch.
>>740274609he should have sued that troon.
>>740264628SynthGODS stay winning
I wonder whos the type of people that hates on synthetic man and non-woke stuff...oh of course!
>>740268402He's a faggot and so are you
>>740264628Yeah I know, I'm still subscribed (without watching)>>740265620>>740268223That ain't a woman. That's his former mod Egad larping as a woman.>>740273268He's a fakecel who pretends to be the biggest foid hater and "incel" ever, but folded immediately when a fat vtuber gave him a crumb of attention (and immediately stopped caring about him again), now he's had an e-gf (bf) for a year and still pretends he's a lonely chudcel.Synth, I'm staying subscribed but I'm not watching your channel anymore unless you pick up DRAGON BALL: THE BREAKERS again. Your streams suck ass now.
>>740274883_______________________________________would_______________________________________
>>740274883Yet the femboy is somehow less of a faggot than Synth, curious
>>740268223holy based! this post will get thousands of updoots on r/gamingcirclejerk
>>740270012>who tells It like It isYou mean he pushes /v/-tier opinions and you eat it up
>>740274883Y'know, I know people like to say anime makes dudes trannies, but it seems like the REAL trannies are always into comics and cartoons, either cartoons by themselves or cartoons alongside anime.This is fascinating, I imagine it's a side-effect of their autism, which is the main thing that makes them troon out.
post his mom
>>740275067Why are you even here if common opinions on /v/ bother you so much?
>>740272419Is /v/ the board with the biggest hypocrites?
>>740264628It's not even that this guy is wrong most of the time but he's just such a know-nothing. I've never heard this guy actually say anything you can't read on the average thread on /v/. He has no real unique insight into anything which is fine for the average person but a person who makes a career off of their opinions really should be a lot more thoughtful and interesting.
>>740275096if you want to see how trannies are developed study the case of Cosmo/Narcissa Wright.
>>740265620He carries himself online like he never grew up, the Gosling profile picture really is the cherry on top here. He really should just rope. Seriously nobody types like this after 16, this 'girl' he's talking to has a 50/50 shot of being underaged and/or a tranny.
>>740274820>no game with a fucking AAA ($100+ million) budget is ever going to be selling for $40 at launch.Pic related.The price is always whatever publisher thinks will maximize the sales and profits.
>>740275096Nigga, anime/manga are literally comics/cartoons but JAPAN.
>>740275212like you reposting other peoples memes?
>>740264628This guy says this every other week.This game is actually decent for a movie slop AAA game.
the amount of tranny rage synthetic attracts is immense.
>>740272419average 4chantard has no friends so they form these pathetic one way friendships with ecelebs and gossip about them like girlsyou see it on every media board
>>740275258Yea, but anime/manga tend to have darker stories with things like rape, child murder/rape, genocide, war, etc. etc.Cartoons have none of that, they're basically hand-made for autists with arrested development, which seems to be the main people they attract.Even in my personal life in a really liberal state, I don't think I've ever met or known a tranny who wasn't into cartoons.
>>740275287>walking simulator is actually based and good guys!
>>740275179Because fuck your opinions
>>740275251Shit, good point.I concede, there are AAA games that launch at $40.But, this does prove my point about it being a terrible idea, considering Marathon is a gigaflop.
>>740275212This. If I'm to watch a fucking hour long video you better have the bare minimum of neat insight I can take with me.
>>740275289Not as immense as his futa favorites collection.
>>740275462lay off the bottled water homie.
>>740275289They always instantly foam at the mouth whenever he's even hinted at. Every time
>>740273536I suck cocks every day.
>>740267803Wait a second, you actually do hate women protagonists in games?Like Lara Croft, 2B and Eve?You don't just hate them when they are made ugly on purpose?Why?
>>740275520I'm sorry you were caught liking women with cocks, Synthy boy.
>>740275521im convinced there is some cabal of disgruntled speedrunners that just follows synth around to shit talk.
>>740274205He ghosted her when he found out how fat she is.
>>740275668dude call your parents and talk it out.
>>740264628Holy fuck is that /v/edditman here again to regurgitate the consensus 4chan opinion back at me? Based and redpilled!!!!!
>>740275669That's what happens in every thread. It's happening right now
>>740273140>LOOK LOOK BASIC WOMEN SHOWING SKIN LOOK SEE WOKE IS DEAD!!!>never mind them being more competent than you and girlbossing you around>never mind the same sassy jewess saves you several times>never mind there being "british" niggers, mulattos, jews and jeets>never mind nu-bond being a bitch>never mind the le funny and quirky e-celeb cameos>never mind the "game" being a lame movie>never mind the "gameplay" is walking forward
>>740275289He criticized Nintendo's newest releases. That's why.
>>740275756>talk to your parents about some /v/ youtuber's obsession with futawhy?
I finished it yesterday. Final boss is ass and the fact that there's no chase scene with the Valhalla is disappointing but everything else is fun. Pacing could be better tho, some areas are definitely padded to hell to increase runtime
>>740264628This confirms everything I instantly assumed about the game when I watched the first trailer.>dumbed down moviegame>extremely pozzed and subversive>not even remotely comparable to hitmanI'm getting better at identifying slop early.
>>740270012He doesn't tell you what it is.He lurks /v/, learns what the general consensus is about the new popular game, pretends like it is his own opinion, and you retards pay him.The guy only enjoys the most barebones nintendo colectatons adventure games, he doesn't enjoy 99% of the shit he plays on streams.
>>740275895you got me big dog.
>>740272282>someone game industry is still kickingsweet free ad money.
>>740270012This is the most pathetic thing I've read on /v/ all day and I've been reading through the GoW ragebait threads.
Why is everyone talking about futa?
>>740265620>talking to a woman = simpingare zoomers just socially pressuring the human race into extinction for fun or is there some greater purpose to it
>>740275895>he doesn't talk to his parents about some /v/ youtuber's obsession with futa
>>740276050Dunno, your trans sisters simply can't stop thinking about dicks.
>>740275621Did I say that? Don't have a problem with any that you mentioned. Are you doing intentional confusion or are you just retarded?
>>740275827>them being more competent than you and girlbossing you aroundCressida fucks up the mission like the rest of the trainees and ends up paraplegicMoneypenny gives you THEIA's erroneous advice during the intro and ends up getting stabbed during the finaleThe blonde bitch is a cheating airhead that follows the scent of Bond's cock during the entire nightclub missionLorca fucks Bond 5 minutes after meeting him then is kidnapped by the baddies and has to be rescued like a damsel in distress>never mind the same sassy jewess saves you several timesDoes she? She's useless in Slovakia and actively fucks over your operation in the Webb gala + gets herself kidnapped as well. She offers you passage to Antarctica, but then Bond bangs her and captures her for MI6, destroying Webb's THEIA core>never mind there being "british" niggers, mulattos, jews and jeetsThe game is depicting a lore accurate 2026 England. Take it up with your leaders>never mind nu-bond being a bitchHow so?>never mind the le funny and quirky e-celeb cameosSure, these shouldn't be in the game>never mind the "game" being a lame movieThe game is no more a movie than Blood Stone or Uncharted were a decade+ before it. And if you dislike those games as well, you're gonna have to come to terms with the fact that a Bond videogame emulating a Bond movie is the correct choice for the IP>never mind the "gameplay" is walking forwardBut that's factually untrue in the myriad of enemy arenas and social locations you can use combat/stealth/social stealth/gadgets to succeed
>>740276113https://files.catbox.moe/3urs2d.webm
>>740274559Have you tried not sucking at the games you play?>>740276148If they new Nu-GoW game had a female lead that was good looking instead of a old ragged woman, wouldn't it be better than nu-Kratos?
>>740275949i don't pay synth, but he saves me money when i watch him play new games i think about buying, and they all turn out to be dogshit. he's doing a great service for me from all the other liars on youtube and 4chan posting "new game = good"
>>740276193Great, now I gotta fap to some lesbian jav, faggot.
>>740276179kill yourself nigger
>>740275949I haven't paid shit. In fact, I get free stuff just for watching and even save money by not buying dogshit games.
>>740276336>no argument because he hasn't actually played the game and was just baitingFigures. Concession accepted.
>>740276228>If they new Nu-GoW game had a female lead that was good looking instead of a old ragged woman, wouldn't it be better than nu-Kratos?If the new game had a hot girl protagonist and it didn't look like some disney film, then yes that would be better than nuKratos. However it would still be femininzing a once brutal male centric franchise. Just go fucking make woman centric franchises like the good ones you mentioned.
>>740276093>talking to a woman = simpingUnironically yes, females have nothing interesting or useful to talk.Stop putting women in a pedestal, simp.
>>740276314>lesbian javNo, I want you fapping to some futa doujins, like the fucking faggot that you are!
>>740264628Wow, that slop montage in the beginnning. How are western AAA game devs this lazy still?
>>740276193>>740276314>tranny so mad he started dumping his porn folderlol
>>740276336No, fuck YOU, nigger, anon gave a legitimate counterargument instead of just being retarded.
>>740276438No way, fag.
>>740276336bodied that freak!
>>740264628Synthetic man is always right Bond shills btfo
>>74026878750 million plus 10 percent royalties is pretty likely for bond. A metric fuckton of VA and mocap, and face cap with actual actors. Lots of different environments and relatively expensive one of setpieces. A fucking huge marketing budget. If the 200 includes marketing, it's more than reasoanble.>>740268916>There is no evidence it's 200 million,Interview from IOI.
>>740265620Is this supposed to be some kind of gotcha own moment?Kiwi troons butthurt synthetic man has a girlfriend and he isn't in love with them
>>740266881it was a flop, retard. If a AAA title with a big franchise tacked onto it struggles to make its dev money back it is a massive failure because they spent 50% on top in marketing.
When did something as tip as the iceberg as futa start getting people so hysterical?
>>740276179Nta but I'm watching synths video rn and some woman just came up behind 2 guys and killed them hand-to-hand. This is the type of woke stuff that annoys me.
>>740271510Moore is the second best Bond but you can't take the top spot from Connery. Best Bond film period is From Russia With Love as it most perfectly encapsulates what a 00 agent would actually be doing.
>>740264628It's genuinely interesting watching these midwit grifters act all superior and enlightened, as if they didn't build their pathetic little careers by endlessly reacting to and milking the rotting corpse of these bloated, soulless AAA releases. Without the constant flood of terrible games, most of these frauds would be flipping burgers or working retail and nobody would know their names.
>>740269506>>740269513>>740269514>>740269549>>740269714Amazon is running the show here, and they've proven to be immensely retarded when it comes to game dev. >>740269739And relatively speaking, lumberyard was in the upper half of Amazon's game efforts. They usually are much more idiotic.
>>740276179Unsharted is a movie game and was always a steaming pile of dogshit, it and The Last of Us were a disaster for video games. Naughty Dog should've been killed off after Jak X.Game is woke as shit btw.
>>740271510>>740276718Nah Brosnan mogs.
>>740276669Zoomers have this weird dichotomy where they will be prudes and call you a gooner diddy ahh blud for normie-tier fetishes. But they will go HUMMINA HUMMINA for safe horny slop like muscle dommy mommies or whatever.
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>>740276872Brosnan's Bond have both the best movie and the worst movie.
>>740276179>you're gonna have to come to terms with the fact that a Bond videogame emulating a Bond movie is the correct choice for the IP>correct choicemeanwhile Goldeneye is still revered to this day and your faggot movie game will be forgotten before the end of the month. shut the fuck up faggot. subhumans like you are the reason video games are so shit today
>>74026732125B
>>740272604>>740272114>>740272681>>740273912AAA is the games BUDGET not the price. AA: 20-50 million. Clair obscure, Split Fiction, KCD1, Vermintide. AAAA: AC shadows. Marathon. Skull and Bones. Concord. GTA 6.5 million in it's opening sales period is a pretty standard target for high AAA games, but it's not automatically a disaster. AA games frequently launch with a lower budget. Arc is live service, so different rules apply to pricing. Marathon is 40 dollars but had a AAAA budget. This game is high AAA budget, and definitely needs legs to succeed.. The "modern audiences" shit hurt their launch.
>>74026732115Fbecause i'm actually white unlike the filth that infest this board
>>740264628Synth this is the 7th week in a row that you've shown a game that's everything wrong with gaming in class
>>740276872People overrate Goldeneye too much. It is good, but not that good, it was just many people's first and they recall the video game. Tomorrow Never Dies is excellent because it aged incredibly well though.
>>740264628>most of the complaining is about white race shit instead of the huge flaws with the game design itselfhis resident evil requiem review was way better
>>740269306Amazon owns the rights to Bond, anonthey want to create an entire Bondverse with spinoffs and shitthey'll just get someone else to do it
>game was out for almost a month by now>no burger bond joke4chan is dead, facebook boomers killed it
>>740277395>complains about something not being done>doesn't do it himselfpeak non-white behaviour
>>740277479shut up, you futanig
F U T A
>>740274757alternatively, you can just vault kick your way to victoryBond is invulnerable while vaultingalso, the enemies stop shooting at you if you get into melee combat with someone
>>740264628How the fuck is a AAA game with AI this bad getting praise? This is is unacceptable
>>740277679because the dirty secret is that people are more than happy to just play the game as intended without even considering playing a different wayif you play it the way they want you to, you don't notice the gaping cracks
>>740277812Yes, people who play AAA games are the lowest form of goyim cattle. Tell me something I don't already know.
>>740277812The same developers already had better AI in their Hitman games. This shit is phoned in as fuck
>>740264628Funny how this faggot hates everything but Baldur's Gate 3. Bestiality must be his thing.I'm not defending IOI, I'm just pointing out that this drunkard is a moron.
>>740275573can you be my friend :)
can jannies make one board so that every ""discussion"" about eshitters like him can be contained there
>>740266513What the fuck...
>>740274919>now he's had an e-gf (bf)He dated a tranny?
>>740264628... and i should care.... why?
>>740267326He's just fat and the muscle isn't defined
>Spazz out over clip channel>Proceeds to not make his own and expects you to watch all his streams rawHow about no fuckwad.
>>740275668>women with cocksYou mean men with tits, oh and he loves femboy furry stuff too
>>740269528He's a faggot who censored his videos for money, good riddance and based synth for reporting him. Any other clipper channel is better. Even Husky, synth's #1 hater, has the decency to reupload his videos uncensored on rumble.
>>740278103>Bestiality must be his thingIt is, he showed his patreon account in one stream and he donates to a page called "NIGHTFOX WORKS", developers of a VN called "Hell in the Sheets", you fuck a furry femboy in that game. Synth is a faggot.
>>740264628>OP is a fucking hour long youtube vid>first 10% of the thread is anons saying "your youtuber is a faggot">next 10% of the thread are anon(s) saying "I'm not a faggot!"Bring back IP count. You can leave it off /pol/ since the admins are 5 eyes contractors but you've already lost hard in videogames. Bring back IP counters and I'll stop pointing out your cointel posts for 6 months, scout's honor!
>>740266881The only reason you're """surprised""" is because you're a direction brain mongoloid that can't understand when reality doesn't conform to your retarded fanfic reality of culture war politics.To you, the entire universe really does just come down to Good vs. Evil total war. Seeing someone have an original thought that doesn't exactly conform to your childish binaries is completely befuddling to you.Here's some advice: If normal human behavior completely stupefies you, it means that your outlook on reality is probably retarded.
>>740280079>hating ecelebs is cointel and not normal /v/ behaviourhuh?
>>740266516For me it's komachi panko
>>740280178But I thought /v/ adored SyntheticMan. He's /ourguy/ after all.
>>740264628My favorite syntheticman meme is him complaining for a quarter of the video about the comments going after him for his hardcore takes when they all agree with him
>>740276179Look at all the replies seething that this guy actually played the game.
>>740272282>gaming is still deadanyone unironically spouting shit like that should just be ignored, but i guess being negative and shitting on everything is what the kids like these days (see: social media, 4chan, etc.)
>>740280237I think he stopped being /ourguy/ once he bitched about how old games like gradius was unplayable.
>>740280262gradius is woke boomer slop anyway.
>>740280178Hating ecelebs is fine. I want IP count back so we can tell when its one (or two, who's knows maybe even 3 of these nigger-) faggot defending the eceleb>>740279086This is also acceptable. If the thread has a youtube/twitter/twitch personality as the main draw it should go to /ec/eleb or /p(ara)s/ocial
>>740269528MR made another channel called "Red Jer" which is now top tier because he always include AI renders of synth being surrounded by trannies he's being shipped with. Stop acting like this is another holocaust, retard.
>>740265589I am glad to be so famous I get shitposted in these threads, but Synth liking 3D platformers is actually kinda based. The only problem is he is a zoomer elitist who thinks 3D > 2D
>>740267672It's a shitty game with nothing interesting going on, way overpriced, runs like shit because it's the usual UE5 slop; full of e-celebs and irl celebs, and it's a full on movie-game with a 3 hours tutorial based on a license zoomers don't give a shit about.
>>740280114this.
just watched it, name a single thing he says that is wrong in the entire video
There's just something disingenuous to me in the insistence of brands like Playstation and overall AAA to push games like this with gobs of money behind them, almost implying that the advancement of the medium lay in better realizing film tropes and blurring the line between those and video games--when what actually seems to sell is remakes of old busted shit and Nintendo, all of which generally understands the basic assignment of being a game foremost. It's like they achieved this high back during Uncharted and TLOU back when technology and gamedev craft trends conveniently aligned to where those games could achieve outstanding popularity, to go on to chase the same dragon ever since, with mostly the same shit. I miss when MGS was the premier IP. It was 100% moviegame but with a very distinct gameplay skeleton, because despite being early in popularizing the industry trend, even it was made as a game first.
>>74026732154C
>>740281429>but Synth liking 3D platformers He doesn't actually like a lot of 3D platformers, basically just some decent games he grew up with like Spyro and Ratchet.
>>740281680If you are trying so hard to come off as enlightened man with an opinion and not just a retarded ragebaiting shitposter, at least try not to make your posts factually wrong.
>>740264628its always annoying when the only guy that has the same viewpoints as me on gaming is so terminally retarded that he expresses the views in the most offputting way possible that has a 0% effectiveness at expressing the view to othersi pretty much agree with every take he has about gaming but then hes so caustic that he just poisons the viewpoints and gives the opposition easy wins against it
>make thread that's actually about the video game>thread is instantly deleted in less than 30 minutes>make thread that's about a fucking e-celeb>up all day and night, reaches bump limitThe fix is in.
>>740265385>bro/v/ns
>>740264628Luckily MGM has withdrawn the IP license from IOI and future 007 games will be developed by Amazon Game Studios.
>>740264628This guy literally acts like a typical /v/irgin in every way yet everyone here hates him. Telling
>>740283668If you've ever watched a single minute of him playing a game, you'd know why we all hate himHe's literally just DSP, constantly mad cuz bad.
>>740264628That's an.hour of your life you are never getting back
>>740283668Because it's /v/ looking into the mirror and not liking what they see.
>>740264628Mods must be really this useless if this shit eceleb shill thread is still up when it should have been deleted hours agoAlso eceleb OP, you're a tranny and a faggot
>>740283668He’s literally me and when I see his videos I see myself and it pisses me off. I’ve noticed that I have a subconscious revulsion to seeing my behavior done by others, whether it’s random mannerisms of myself or habits
>>740280321Gaming is dead whenever a game I don't like comes out, doubly so if the game is succesful
>>740264628Now i’m buying it out of spite
>>740283668i know im significantly more likable than him solely because i share all the same opinions as him yet my coworkers that are on the other side of the gaming spectrum dont suspect a thing and think i have good takes
His brother is more entertaining than him
>>740280378he was never /ourguy/ ya goof
>>740277160Every modern Youtuber does this shit, even his brother. I agree with them and their general sentiment most of the time but it feels like they just have to churn out an opinion just so they don't have to get a real job.
>>740283731I even saw him once on one of these wokeslop games authentically go REE REE STOP HITTING ME against a boss he was struggling with. He even threatened to ban people who weren't backseating him helpfully in fucking Croc of all things.
>>7402673212-3 3-4 and coffee tastes like hot water thats been run through that last piece of toast so I dont drink it.
>>740265495He liked 007 Nightfire
You people actually Listen to this Douchebag? LOL!
>>74026732133A
>>740265495He literally played that and said it was just a reskinned Demon Tides.
>>740264628Where does /v/ dig up these EVERYTHING IS SHIT streamers? Is that your own channel?
>>740265285Why is Max Payne on there
>>74026732142E enhance
>>740273140i kinda like the brown girl with glasses
>>740284059His thumbnails and videos are funny and more succinct than Synth's but his taste in games is giga dogshit (indie and Nintendo slop). Also he has a tendency to repeat the same joke over and over throughout entire streams.
>>740281680know how i know you didn't play it? you didn't say a specific thing, just vague shit that you could apply to any other game /v/ hates lol.
>>740272653Measuring quality by popularity is what women and browns do
>>740277664>Bond is invulnerable while vaultingSo is Leon in RE4.
>>740275212He literally doesn't know how to review a game that isn't woke, which is why his brother is a much better youtuber
>>740285431>his brother is a much better youtuberWhat's his name?
>>740275212this is why he's completely unwatchable and the only entertainment value comes from watching him act like the son of DSP.
>>740285456Lord frogmire
>>740275212That describes almost every video game reviewerJust watch the Gmanlives video, everything he says is surface level
can all you faggots stop using this website ok thanks
>>74026732153a
>eceleb thread is STILL UP
>>740283731>wedon't speak for the rest of us you brown animal
>>740273536He has a lolcow thread on kiwifarms and an ex fan thread filled with former fans and alogs.One of his alogs is a tradcath zoomer who got doxed that uses kiwifarms still despite being fixed by them
>>740286307/v/ cultuh
>>740272407You keep saying this and yet conveniently are never able to provide a source when you're challenged. Almost like you're making shit up.
>>740275179You're just as much of a brainless retard NPC as the normalfags you look down on just the opposite end of that spectrum.
>>740276292>>740276340I'm not going to watch your shitty videos you spineless cuckold. Stop shilling your channel. I know it's you faggot. You and that cross eyed mongaloid.
>>740265620Rizz levels : -9999
>>740283668>This guy literally acts like a typical /v/irgin in every way>this guy acts like a low-iq faggot that doesn't play video games but just complains about them all day, why do people hate him?99% of this board is shit and propped up by the 1% of threads that have actual, great, discussion
>>740280464fr senpai. maoi heads are DEI and im sick of people brushing me aside, calling me a gay retard etc when i bring it up
>>740287359shit, how long has the zoomer contraction of family been filtered
>>740283668I hate him because he's a 100%, unironic grifter. As in he intentionally spouts opinions he thinks /v/ will like while not actually believing them himself because he wants more views he's also notorious for shilling his own videos here, he probably made this thread himself..
>>740287407I think it's the opposite. He legit believes those takes he's spouting that /v/ makes to shitpost.Which kinda makes it more pathetic.
>>740276179You raped that shitposter.
>>740276695She had a knife and snuck up on them and is a trained agentI'm sure you can't stand it whenever little Japanese anime girls in video games kill men with swords
>>740287270come meet me in Jersey and collapse your fucking skull cunt
First Light might be the most blatant example I've ever seen of it's detractors just being shitposters that have never played the game.
>>740268872>$200M for development budget has been reported.Claimed. The report gives no source for that number.
>>740287707there is a scene where he is getting beat up by a woman LOL even a boy could demolish a full grown female woman ez pz. a male foetus could even heem a top teir female
>>740287763They even claim Moneypenny is ugly.
>>740287623It's even more pathetic that whenever you watch him play good games he struggles with them, it's clear the faggot doesnt like video games at all and how burnt out he is.
>>740287815>there is a scene where he is getting beat up by a womanThat never happened.
>>740264628There is something funny to me about knowing some autist is cobbling together some overly long, unscripted hit piece on a game as fast as possible at the same time that I'm enjoying the game they're shitting on.
>>740287815I'm sure you can post this scene since it definitely happened and you're not just making shit up right?
007 First Light does not contain female enemies. Bond does not fight any females. Bond physically dominates and easily manhandles every single enemy in the game outside of Damian, who is presented as a fucking cyborg.
>>740287858>>740287904SEETHING HAHAHA
>>740287942I'm glad these shitposters keep using the "Bond gets treated poorly" argument cause it lets me know that I can instantly discard their opinion as worthless as they have definitely not played the game.
>>740287957>get BTFO>y-you're mad haha....KWAB>>740287979kek
>>740287979MOGGED (((YOU)))
you should be suspecious if some nigga is telling you exactly what you want to hear
>>740287976They don't play games, they don't watch films, they don't know anything except for charge they phone, eat hot chip and lie.
>>740288031>n-no uRAPED AND GAPED
>>740287942>goes through insane amounts of enemies and action>this is just the origin storyhow can they even top this?
>>740288108>implying it topped Goldeneye
>>740267321Steak - 4Toast - 4Coffee - F (I don't drink coffee)
>>740287957>gets exposed>doesn't double downWeak
>>740287942It's amusing Monroe is introduced as the designated combat-focused meathead of the 00 team, and yet Bond STILL mogs him in terms of combat prowess.The only character Bond doesn't eclipse in terms of competence is Greenway, which makes narrative sense.The final sequence in Vietnam when Greenway joins the fight and Bond keeps asking him if he's needed here reminded me of that Regis and Geralt team up in Blood and Wine.
the outrage to get you to click video is the point
>>740288189>has brown skin and is still seethingbodied
>>740274740what shoulder I take it from Chinese food?
>>740288234>kicks Bonds ass in the first fight, the only true time Bond is actually depicted as losing a fair fight in the entire game>once Bond actually trains a bit, Bond viciously dominates the larger and more experienced male through multiple glass windows and bricks and scaffoldingIf a superior officer talking some shit to you or telling you to do your job is emasculating then I can't imagine what isn't emasculating for these types.
>>740288419There are times when the complaint is justified like the laughable 2v1 against that nigger bitch in Uncharted 4 when both Nathan Drake and his brother are absolute powerhouses that can take on 10s of people in a physical fight but most of the time it's just insecure people projecting.
>>740264628liked and viewed. 10/10 video as always
>trannies scrambling to run defense for their "based anti woke" poor man's Uncharted flopSynth won, join the 41% nigger
>>740288483Yeah, Naughty Dog is egregiously woke. We all know that. It's outrageously bad over there. They had a tranny-coded female brutally murder their most popular male character with a golf club on screen and then had the sweet little girl we all saved in the first game have lesbian sex and get tortured for 20 hours before cucking her out of revenge.This game has Bond dropping hundreds of pounds of metal pipes on top of the villain while quipping lmfao
>>740288527>>740288610Still not watching your videos you fucking loser.
>>740264628Something about his face bothers me. It's bizarrely uninteresting. Straight up uncanny.
Based Synthman making shills seethe as alwaysEverything he says is true
>>740288527>>740288610based and high IQ posts
>>740288706this too. Synthchads, we eating good. trannys and browns on suicide watch
>>740288649>This game has Bond dropping hundreds of pounds of metal pipes on top of the villain while quipping lmfaoThe villain gets better. But Bond>oh, you grew a spineactually made me chuckle
>>740288749Always a kino trope when a villain returns from certain death
>>740282000checked
>>740288649>>740288749Yeah Bond's one liners are great. I love that they didn't hold back on the camp and cheese.
>>740268809kane is kino but the problem with him is that he only uploads every now and thenif he would upload a video a week or even a video a month he would overtake synth and all the other grifters because of his video quality alonethe other 2 channels are gay as fuck
>>740287407>he's also notorious for shilling his own videos here, he probably made this thread himselfHe or one of the cocksuckers from his trooncord sect, the "Puarians", everything about this fag is fake and gay
>>740288782I was actually disappointed that it was Damien that turned out to be the final boss. I was expecting SPECTRE to actually show up and I was convinced it was them mounting an attack on MI6.
>>740264628his commentary is very standard chud slop the mcdondalds of youtube chud commentary if you will
>>740270150Life is pain
>>740288852Name some of those chud youtubers then
>>740265459True, but they still have the meme of being randomly disconnected from their servers. For a single player game.I think it was the same in Hitman tbdesu.
>>740288850When he hit that spinning backfist on Bond during the interrogation and almost knocked Bond out, I knew he was the villain.
>>740288912You can play FL offline. I tested that.
for people who actually want to discuss the game there's a not shitpost thread on page 4
>>740289008sorry, we're too busy discussing how based Synth is. fuck off to your desperate cuck thread
ecelebrity off topic garbage is off topic
why people try to defend this game so much? It has QTEs, legally distinct yellow paint (but also yellow paint), boring ass dialogue, painfully slow walking segment, that could've been cutscenes, it's on rail as fuck, stupid AI. I dunno, it seems like another AAA trash but a lot of people are willing to suck its dick. Is it because it has *some* non goblina female?
>>740288904My Ninja Turtles Channel
We could have gotten Alpha Protocol 2 instead of this shit
>>740289074>QTEs, legally distinct yellow paint (but also yellow paint), boring ass dialogue, painfully slow walking segment, that could've been cutscenes, it's on rail as fuck, stupid AIBut enough about Resident Evil 4.
>>740289074Because all of those points are wrong
>>740288959Oh for sure. That's also why I brought up Hitman. It's just weird to have this disconnection screen for a single player game. And sure, for now you can play without being connected. But nothing would prevent the studio from turning this into a requirement.
>>740289114lmao i thought you were joking
>>740289148you keep posting about Resident Evil 4 when no one has brought it up? are you off your meds?
>>740289236Good when it's made by JapanBad when it's made by not-JapanGot it.
Nothing more cucked than letting another man tell you what to enjoy or not. Sorry, culture warriors, but I'm not into it.
>>740265805i want to share her ice cream.....
>>740264628the only reason I keep watching his videos is because so far he is the only one who does a deep dive into the game's content (gameplay, levels, story...). Everyone else is a shill highlighting the things they liked and hiding the bad stuff with the excuse of being "spoiler-free".Happened with Spider-Man 2, no one mentioned all those moments where you played as not-spiderman and how rail-roaded it was, which was a big deal. Only syth did it. Another example is God of War Ragnarok, how many youtubers mentioned that you spend at least 15 minutes going from point A to point B doing nothing but press forward, multiple times throughout the game? Or the QTE with no fail state because it's a moviegame? Only synth did.I couldn't care less about all the drama where he is involved, as long as he speaks about everything the game offers.
>>740288706>>740288904>>740289209>>740289449Very organic. Imagine not only being a shill but being a shill for a fucking E-celeb, talk about pathetic.
>>740264628I fucking hate AAA games and even I find Synthetic Man tiring. It's like he's trying to be the personification of /v/ and won't ever mention the stuff he actually likes.
>>740289538mind status: broken
>>740264628Good shit. Had a good laugh because knew nothing about how atrocious 007 is.
>>740289664Sorry I can't hear you while you've got his dick in your mouth.
>>740289635initially he did, he likes baby shit like spyro and rachet & clank, but those videos never got the views he wanted, so he decided to play shit games instead and say how dead gaming is.
>>740288108Well, they gotta do a ski chase with goons getting wasted by trees, ski clotheslines and sheer drops. Maybe add in a snowmobile use too. Some underwater action vs divers and or perilous sharks. Car chase with the gadgetsBond and a helicopter Some old Soviet era bunker/facility perhaps?
>>740265029Based futa enjoyer.
>>740264628>have to play as a prime alpha chad>vedditera endlessly seethestop kek, couldn't have made up a better timeline.
>>740289664sent that faggot back to his cuck cage
>>740289875>instantly samefags after getting accused of samefaggingIt's always funny how stupid shitposters are.
>>740289148Yes, modern Resident Evil's QTEs and yellow paint were never highly regarded either, your point?>painfully slow walking segment, that could've been cutscenes, it's on rail as fuckThat's not Resident Evil though, and even though RE is also another AAA franchise with its own issues, they have better leverage than AAA movie game gigaslop for not doing this.
>>740289905mindbroken... AGAIN
>>740289952>I KNOW I'LL POST AN IMAGE THAT'LL WORK IN 2026lmao you lost trannyman. Now fuck off back to your Discord where you belong.
>>740289809fvta fagg0t, with A1DS
>>740289148>Movie games like Uncharted, nu-GoW, and the new 007 First Light is basically Resident Evil
>>740289993>gets proven wrong twice>seethes uncontrollablyhow's the weather from your shitty little favela shack?
>>740276014He has trannies and dajuz rants every video, I don't think he gets much ad money.
talking about videogames>This thread has been pruned or deletedtalking about youtubers and off-topic garbage:>bump limit
>>740269528>Synth lost his shit and labeled MR as a kiwifarms detractor trying to tarnish his reputation by making him look like a pedophiledidn't synth's show his desktop once and he had a shortcut to play onirism?
>foxdicks farms threadANDY WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP ON 2/28/19JOSHUA/JAMES/JOHM CONNER MOON/POTTER (33) TRIED TO KIDNAP AND RAPE A 12 YEAR OLD GIRL WHEN HE WAS 1816CHAN AND 9CHAN WERE FULL TO THE BRIM WITH CPTOTAL FOXDICKS FARMS, JANNY JEWSH AND KINO CASINO DEATH
>>740289114I know who you are
>>740264628I've never seen this youtuber before but I recognize the icon posted here from time to time. He is literally /v/irgins, he just uses every buzz word ever invented, and tries to claim it's a "critical analysis" which is laughable. What a joke.
>this shit thread hit the bump limitthe state of this fucking board
