Now that it's officially summer and the season of conventions, are you making any preparations to attend any video game conventions? Do you have any advice for those looking to attend their first convention?
Carry protection, don't wear anything you can't run in.
>going to these stank cringefestsno thanks
>>740268225>AdviceAdvice for what nigga? Its a big hall where people try to sell you overpriced shitbring a fucking wallet is my advice
>tfw you wasted your youth rotting on 4chan and are now ugly and old and will never experience easy-going fun party life at consgames for this feel?
>>740268368are you tall and white? go anyway. if your hairline sucks, literally shave it all off and go bald. put in contacts if you have glasses.bring a used DSLR or some other large and black fancy looking camera, ask to take photos, fake interest, and say stupid shit like, "Wow, how long have you been cosplaying, you look so good!">i dont want to be fake>i dont want to be a pussyslave>i dont want to interact with foidsthis is the game anon. learn the rules and play, or shut the fuck up and jerk off in silence.
Must be nice being attractive.
>>740268472did you just reply to yourself?
>>740268225what a fucking waste of a webm
>>740268368>>740268472>>740268526
>>740268225prime slampig
>>740268578it do be like that sometimes
>>740268225I'm going to Fan Fusion in AZ, and thankfully I've managed to finish my Hollow Knight Cosplay. It should be fun.
>>740268225that was a good slap, but i have no idea who that character is
>>740268552They don't get used up, anon.
>>740268717Neither does she
>>740268552>NOOOOO THAT FILE UPLOAD COST THE SITE OWNERS 30 CENTS!!!! WHAT A FREAKING WASTE!!
No thanks, I dont want to be accused of rape.
>>740268892the only good tiddy shot was was 2 seconds of swoosh, this thot knew what she was doingi want my 2 minutes back, bitch
>>740268368>>740268472>>740268526>>740268578All me btw
Yeah, here's some advice: Take a shower, don't stop walking in the middle of aisles, don't stand in front of doors, keep track of your badge (you stupid ass mother fucker holy shit how childish are you that you can't keep track of a fucking piece of paper literally tied to your neck?) and finally kill yourself. No I don't know where you can park, how about you be a fucking adult and figure it out. Think we can do that, sport?
>>740268225How can I enjoy the so randumb xD humor again after being infected by 2013 angry /v/ ever since?Hot sluts like this make me feel horny and sad instead of happy and bold.
please post more cosplay whores in skimpy clothing
I’ve always liked this one. She said he gave her a wedgie.
>be me >no friends Is it acceptable to go to conventions by yourself?
I haven't been to an anime convention in about 6-7 years, but I remember having fun. I'd like to go to another one, but I don't like going by myself and I have no friends/girlfriend, so nobody to go with. I do love anime conventions though, honestly, I envy people that are courageous to go by themselves and still have fun. It's always more fun imo to go with at least one other person. I've cosplayed several times and that makes it even more fun when you cosplay.
>>740268225How do I get a gf with this kind of body?
>>740271518money and personality
>>740268678damnit why am i always out of town when shit is happening
>>740271586Ok I have both, now what? (I am autistic)
>>740268301I think they check for guns before you enter
>>740268368>easy-going fun party lifeanon you're on trial for rape
>>740271518You don't, they're whores
>>740271735then talk nigga. say something self deprecating then pull out your magnum wallet.
>>740271735>(I am autistic)He meant an attractive personality.
>>740271518Be a 6 figure 6 inch dick 6 foot Chad. It's really simple actually. Don't forget to degrade her, thats bonus points. She most likely gets off being treated like garbage by someone attractive.
>>740268225Are cons still any good?It’s been nearly 15 years since I went to one, but they were the best when I was just getting out of highschool.>in shape and dressing up as shirtless characters>getting girls numbers, hooking up, etc.>room parties>raves till 2-4am>getting a suite with all my friends>seeing Nobuo and The Black Mages perform twiceI had some of the most formative experiences of my early twenties at cons; I used to go to 3-4 a year.How has shit changed?
>>740268225>>740271238>There's a kid walking who saw that>also the same type of people that hates lolisAre conventions just an excuse so people could act like a degenerate in real life without social consequences?
>>740268225What’s gonna happen when these whores eventually have kids, and they see their mom was some whore on the internet and realize they are the spawn of some subhuman
>>740271815He means a condom
>>740272295Cheer out loud because their mother is an empowered woman, just like society wants her to be.
>>740268225behavior unbecoming of a moonchanter
>>740272295boy what your mother did before you were born is her business
>>740268225I'm ugly so no.
>>740272230I mean that’s how I tested them back in the day. It’s like going to a resistance festival or anything like that - it’s essentially a whole weekend to larp. No one knows who you are. You can dress up. There’s some real freaks out there and nearly everyone is looking for a good time after the main vendor area closes for the night.I would NEVER bring my younger children, because people will be acting crazy even first thing in the morning. Mainly because they’ve been up all night on drugs and didn’t sleep. But women are dressed in far less as well walking around all day. Men too. So don’t bring your kids and expose them to that.
>>740268225Last con i went to it was just rows of the same anime merch store over and over and over. The artist ally was the same, it was just anime stickers of gatcya games over and over with a few original works. I have to wonder, do they not sell western merch like warhammer stickers because its unpopular? Or because anime doesn't sue small creators like gamesworkshop does? If I tried to sell warhamemr stickers at a conn would I get a C&D? Genuinely curios if anyone knows something about this. I got to see some of the actors from the LOTR movies that was neet
>>740272204*Be born a 6 figure If you actually work to earn 6 figures you would end up hating life in the first place, so you would be chud instead.
>>740272667You're lucky, cons where I live are nothing but marvel bullshit and FotM shonen trash.
>>740272835>marvel like from the merchants or in artist ally? I regret not asking an artist there but it was so packed I just wanted to leave
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I'm going to one this month. I went to my first con this year and dressed like a reagent from Outlast. Now that I'm a little more comfortable maybe I'll actually talk to people.
>>740272230I've been going to cons for roughly 11 years now and its not normally like that at all. Not to say there aren't any though. Theres been a steady decrease of that type of behavior over the years.Generally creeps get outed on social platforms, some even get blacklisted from attending future cons. Really depends on how much they escalate. Doing any public videos/photoshoots that are rulebreaking like that will also get you kicked out and draw noise from everyone else in attendance.
>live in big city>work as contractor for a lot of events>events directly related to entertainment are generally disliked because of attendee behavior (that's you faggots acting like faggots)>events directed to sports are even worse>coworkers would rather work a show related to water pumps and pipes>me too
>>740273194Honestly a plumber's expo sounds like the best possible scenario.
>>740273425Industry is one of the best conventions and expos to work because it's generally all business. These are people trying to make money, not jingle keys in front of children.
I think i'm finally done with anime conventions. I've been trying to ride a high I have had since I was 12 at my first convention. It was the fucking best. Got my face painted like sesshomaru, got to take picture with a really hot Shampoo from Ranma cosplayer. Was able to snag jap movies like battle royale and versus. Now every time I go to one it is the lamest fotm shit sold and then the other 90% is pokemon. At least the last one I went to, my brother and I got to eye fuck Lae'zel's VA
>>740273786Your taste in beauty is putrid dogshit. What's to be expected from a miscegenated miscreant...
>>740268225>it's officially summerSummer officially begins on the 21st of this month. Right now, it’s only the 4th/5th, so it’s still spring.
>>740272913artists are like 3 dudes drawing Naruto, trigun and sakura. Vendors are AI posters, 3D printed bikini figures and shirts. Also scammer raffle stalls for ... electric appliances...
>>740274397American education, everyone
>>740274397some places consider summer the middle point between equinox and solstice, which goes on around may 8 or something
>>740274397Summer>June, July, AugustAutumn>September, October, NovemberWinter>December, January, FebruarySpring>March, April, Mayfucking burger
>>740271518These aren't women you become the boyfriend of, you just sorta find them at a party and talk them up and drink until you end up fucking in a motel or an alleyway, then you never see each other again.
>>740268225>not barefootAlmost good
>>740275214You're precisely the reason whats wrong with society. Manwhores ruin it all for everyone else
>>740274521>>740274430we are following the solstice you obsessed europoors
>>740273786To be fair, that was the same thing more than a decade ago. After going to 20+ cons, you realize all the booths are the same. You see the same shit at every con. That’s why you don’t go for the merch; you go for the extras. Shit was also way over priced even back then.There was a shitty con I went to every year because they had a 24 hour arcade. Another had a rave that lasted till 4, while others closed at 2. One always got awesome concert guests. One had a midnight hentai theater thing. Other has 24 hour viewing rooms.Or just talk have some drinks with the bros in your room, go downstairs and talk to girls. Thats the best thing to do.If you go just for the merch, you’ll eventually get disappointed.
>>740275538Bro, do you see the way she’s dressed and how she’s acting? Shes for fun; and she’s looking to have some fun. She doesn’t want you approaching her trying to tie her tie into some committed bs while she’s dressed like and acting like a whore.It’s a fucking anime convention, have some fun. That’s why people are there.
>>740268225How come Soul Eater is still a thing in this 2026?
>>740272295Jack off, presumably. Perhaps guiltily, but all the same.
>>740268804Thats a good one
>>740269197What was the 2013 angry? I was only a mere child at the tender age of 22 then
>>740268225big tity
>>740276045zoomer nostalgia and a superficially appealing halloween aesthetic for secondaries. current batch of young adults grew up watching it on toonami
>>740268225Fuck no.Good people don't go to cons. Only shallow consumerist cocksuckers. Normies who are there on a conformist hajj, weirdo losers who are there because they want to buy products, sheepies that like standing in line for hours so that they can buy shit, women who are there just want to be whores in public and get attention, I could go on.Decent people don't go to cons. They're all annoying cocksuckers.
>>740275735>/pol/stice
>>740276605That’s a broad statement. I had my time at cons fucking around and having my fun, but eventually I graduated, got married and had kids.You’re only young once.
>>740268225>>740271238>>740271819Do con girls really let you slap their asses and twerk if you tell them to?
>>740272225Is there any hope for me if I find all of this completely alien? I can't even imagine being able to participate in all of this. Whenever I see shit like this I feel like I will never be normal, because I have never done this and probably never will.
>>740275538>"You should treat this whore like a princess!">"Why won't she fuck me? :("They know they're whores, dude. I think it's cringe for you to defend them like that, they think it's cringe to defend them like that. She has her tits out because it amuses her to flaunt herself in front of tons of guys, and when the sun goes down she's going to pick the hottest guy to stuff her pussy. Which is NOT going to be you, because you're a fucking annoying pussy. You wouldn't even talk to her because that'd be too disrespectful, you're just going to touch your wiener to some fantasy where she notices how nice of a guy you are and falls in love with you for no reason. As if you're in an anime or some shit. Loser.
>>740276045A cowboy hat and jeans is the easiest cosplay possible for Americans
>>740276780Because you're a loser. That's ok though.
>>740276701It's not about being young, it's about being upper-middle class and having a bunch of daddy's money to waste on normie bullshit. Con-goers are just annoying college kids, except they're also mentally ill.
>>740268678I'm also going to PFF, Saturday only though
>>740268225her boobs look so fucking soft
>>740275978>Big gumsI'm the autistic guy. Ok I think >>740275214 is right because every woman that I've met with big visible gums like this she always been a bipolar whore.
>>740272295The Feminist Era is slowly dying right now anyway. Gen Alpha growing up resentful of their whorish mothers will only accelerate this
>>740277112>Big gumsshe's german
>>740276780>Is there any hope for me if I find all of this completely alien?Sure, look at this video for a second >>740271238Ignore the girls butt, look at how many people there are and how many are dressed like freaks. Basically everyone is in normal clothes, I have gone to many conventions, dressing up and whatever that dude blabbed about are not normal activities. I guess they happen, but you just go to experience things you want, I just go for shopping like a normal person. Shopping is what pays for conventions, and the dressups usually don't shop
>>740277202>The Feminist Era is slowly dying right now anywayHilariously naive take, the west is about to turn into Worst Korea when it comes to gender relations.>>740276732If you ask nicely and look attractive, yes.If you tried to do this >>740271238 unprompted, 50/50 chance you just get kicked out of the con depending on your cosplay, looks and the mood of the girl.
>>740276785>"You should treat this whore like a princess!"Nobody said this.>[an entire paragraph of Andrew Dobson-esque cuck fanfiction]Why do failed normalgoyim think anyone with an above room-temperature IQ wants to read this vantablack niggercoal?
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>>740268368You still get to make friends, which everyone is allowed to do. Challenge mode: Don't become a desperate old man. If you go through the hassle of making a sick Dmitri Maximoff cosplay to make friends without turning this mode on, you'll lose your progress.
>>740278173You're literally a fucking simp who's white-knighting for whores.You calling anyone else a cuck is ludicrous, go fuck yourself. Pussy.
all women with double ds and bigger boobs belong to me
>>740268225>those saggersALL BIG SAGGY TITS NEED TO BE IN MY MOUTH
>>740276785>>"You should treat this whore like a princess!"this is literally true if they're attracrive
>>740278430>You're literally a fucking simp who's white-knighting for whores.No I’m not. You’re just projecting that onto me because you’re an Internet Tough Guy who’s mad because I called your Dobson smut gay. Which it was.
>>740275978Hopefully she gets enough money whoring around to fix her fucking teeth jesus christ.
>>740276780Original poster here. Look, no offense, there’s a lot of people like you at these things. At least, there were. In the last decade anime has really broken into the mainstream, so I’m sure the vibe is very different these days. Hopefully not, but back then there wasn’t very many “normies”. It was part of what made cons great.And just fyi, before I went to cons, I never did any of this either. It’s an opportunity to come out of your shell and be someone else. Alcohol usually helped loosen me up enough to be sociable, which I am not.I mean I went around shirtless one night asking like 20 different girls at a rave for their number. It was basically “Hey, great outfit. Do you want to do anything after this?” Yeah, under normal circumstances I would never, and I mean NEVER, do anything like this. But what’s the fun In paying all the money for a suite to sit around and watch anime (which I could at home) with strangers and buy overpriced merchandise? There’s room parties, girls looking to have a fun weekend, some cool bros, awesome raves, etc.Just take it in while you’re there because your lame life is always waiting for you when you leave on Sunday. It’s not for everyone, but it’s what I loved doing when I was young. It was my equivalent of college partying, I suppose.
>>740276785The funny thing is, you don’t even have to be the hottest. You just have to be the one willing to talk to her and not be a sorry about the whole thing. And maybe you get lucky, maybe not. Like you said though, the important thing is don’t stress about it.
>>740272365>fucking convention hoes
>>740276949Well this is what I mean when I say I’ve been away from the scene for so long, I worry cons would suck now. I know anime is way more popular than when I attended these things (talking early to late 2000s). I would assume these days they’re filled with way more attention whores and normies. Not to mention streamers, which did not exist when I attended.Back then there were some people with money, but honestly a lot of the people going to anime convention were broke as a joke. I knew so many people who never had rooms for the weekend, and just showed up and tried their luck a finding a room or sleeping in the lobby.
>>740274385You type like a faggot. Checkmate
>>740278734You're obviously projecting, lol. The premise of this argument comes from you literally acting like Dobson. Not in a generic insult kind of way, but as in, you being a simp and saying almost verbatim "leave the con-whore alone!" like some kind of wannabe coolguy.All you know how to do is call me all the shit you secretly think believe about yourself.I wouldn't be surprised if you're literally a cuck.
>>740268225No I don't know what the point is.
>>740268368Why not? If you're old you can still get girls with money and or drugs. I'm 40 and literally hooked up with a 20 year old chick (born 2005) a few weeks back since I offered her molly at a gig. I've even heard of girls in the early 20s hooking up with guys in their late 50s, almost certainly older than their dads.
>>740279215It's basically all college normies, attention whores, and what non-normies there are are deranged internet leftists. It's possible to have fun, but the only way you're having fun is if you just genuinely enjoy standing in line to buy shit, or if you're socially outgoing enough to talk yourself into banging a slampig. But again, we're talking about attention whores at a con, so you're still "waiting in line" because literally everyone is thinking the exact same thing.
>>740268225Have you ever noticed that women have nothing to say or do other than lolsex?
>>740268225i genuinely feel nothing but disgust towards these "people"why would i go out and interact with normalfags larping as nerds when i can just play video games
>>740268225you are so quirky my chungus
>>740268472I once took a big DSLR style camera to a rave circa 2007 and had people coming up to me all night thinking I was a photographer and asking me to take their photo. I can't believe I never capitalised on it to get girls, I could have been like a young Terry Richardson back then.
>>740279425Yeah, some chicks are into it. Also, at least in my experience, you have way more money than you did in your twenties. So as long as you’re not bald and in decent shape, you are now able to offer something different from the young guys.First, you can afford a bad ass cosplay. I would do this first because it’s the easiest ice breaker. People will come up and just talk to you. Tons of people.Second, you can actually take people the to restaurant, bar, etc. - this was something i never had the money to do when i was young, but I still had great times.
Man, I thought conventions were bad and mainstream 15 years ago and now there's women openly advertising their onlyfans?Someone needs to make Nerdcon, a convention for actual nerds and dorks.
>>740268368I'm 35 and still pick up 21 year olds. So long as they continue to like me I'll continue to like them. I also like women my age and older. Go enjoy yourself, bring a friend, and you'll get laid eventually.
>>740279667I dunno, I thought they were plenty fun back then.
>>740271238Here’s the full thing. This was in 2014 btw
>>740279575>So as long as you’re not baldwhat if you do a one punch man cosplay or something
>>740272230dont worry im sure there were many other people online who were outraged by her big boobs too. Thats why booth babes are illegal in the west now
>>740279581What the fuuuuck
>>740268804what is his problem
>>740279268>Not in a generic insult kind of way, but as in, you being a simp and saying almost verbatim "leave the con-whore alone!" like some kind of wannabe coolguy.Quote the post where I said anything even remotely similar to this.>you secretly think believe about yourself.Barely literate AND ESL? Nice.
>>740279794NTA, but here's the truth that social failures will bend backwards to avoid admitting>If you're not reprehensibly ugly, you're fine>if you have an attractive personality, the rest of you becomes attractiveNot everyone can be blessed like Jensen Ackles. But also there aren't millions of him walking around. Bald, short, skinny, whatever. Accept who you are, be friendly, make people happy when they're around you, and you eventually become someone people want to be around, romantically and in general.
>>740279581I have two crazy stories somewhat like this.A) Went around day 1 looking for a girl I could text later that night. Eventually found a cute girl on my floor and she brought me back to her room where her fat friend was waiting. I was tricked and the fat friend was the one now talking to me all weekend. On Saturday night I keep pretty hammered and take her into a stairwell where she rides me for a bit on the steps. Anyway, fast for like a year later and the girl I’m currently dating suddenly tells me about this “cool chick” her friend introduced her to that likes anime. I check FB and, holy shit, it’s the fat chick. Fat chick tells me gf we banged, drama, etc.B) Met a girl who I texted for years that was a few years younger than me. We texted on and off and met up at cons occasionally. One day at work, two FBI agents walk in and start talking to me. They put me on the phone with some district attorney saying that if I know where this girl is and don’t tell them, I’m going away for a long time. Turns out, she was “kidnapped” and they thought it was me. The next day they searched my house, followed me around, and I kept getting strange calls from unknown numbers. Long story short, she ran away with some 40 year old family friend or something. It was on Americas most wanted. You can look it up.
>>740279986Be comfortable in your own skin is the best way I can put it. Maybe you can pull it off if you’re bald; some guys can. To your point, I really meant to say as long as you’re not some kind of freak:>obese>midget>disfigured>bad hygiene>bad teethThe last two are very common at cons and the easiest thing to fix. Bad breath will kill any chance you have, even if you’re doing everything else right.
>>740279986>>740280214these fags speak the truth
>>740280214Bad breath is an epidemic in general right now with how many dudes just casually guzzle energy drinks. That shit rots your fucking mouth and I don't think a lot of guys realize how far the stench carries. There needs to be a fucking PSA for mouthwash or something. Shit's disgusting.
>>740280307here prostitute who doesn't speak english, hold up this sign for my internet friends
>>740280719That's a very convenient story you've come up with, anon. It nearly excuses you from being alone.
>>740280719If you’re that cynical about everything, what is the purpose of living?
>>740268225Why are there roaches at these conventions?
>>740268225I'm just happy that actual women still exist and that they still go to these things despite trannies running rampant.
>>740280832you sound like a boomer woman after someone tells her the dancing cat video she saw on facebook is ai
>>740279172Safer to fuck them with the gun, just make sure it's not a gun you're attached to
>>740280359There’s nothing worse than being told your breath stinks, especially when you actually take care of your oral hygiene.
>740268368>740268472>faggot thinks party life is the epitome of a good lifeOnly projecting pub beard wide rimed glasses soiboys say this shit, it's fucking pathetic. This is what'd happen to your ass, faggot. lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYahi-Y3O50
>>740268301There ain't a bitch desperate enough to let me fuck her.
>>740279581literally a fucking zombie
>Be me as a teen during the 00s>Cons were few and far between, but they were incredible>They were small and usually localized to a hotel>They were one of the only places where you could meet strangers that were into anime, vidja, and sci-fi shit>If you had ANY charisma at all or were even a 6/10 male, it was guaranteed you were getting "Squee!" Anime-fangirl pussy>One time at an anime con in Ohio in 07, I got me dick sucked by one girl then had sex with two other different girls in the same weekend>Also used to be the place to get amazing deals on anime you couldn't get anywhere else>While there have always been celebrity guests and star panels, the focus has slowly shifted from the community to spending 200 dollars to take a picture with some voice actor from anime from a decade ago...I remember the EXACT year that it changed. The Big Bang Theory crowd combined with The Walking Dead was the culprit...>In 2012 going to a large convention in Indiana>This one was always packed, but one year in particular it was insane. Couldn't park within a mile of the convention center>Show up and it's not neckbeards, nerd girls, grognards and goth gamer girls... It's preppy white girls and old ladies>People are unironically wearing "Bazinga!" shirts>Keep having to cut through this one line of old hags over and over to get anywhere. Find out it's the line to see Norman Reedus and it circles the building multiple times>All the old booths I love that used to sell rare imported merch and fanmade burnt DVDs now only sell Funko Pops or are booths that advertise Kickstarters or Patreon>Don't even consider talking to girls there anymore because word is going everywhere talking about "SEXIST MEN TAKING PICTURES OF GIRLS!" and this was the time where "Cosplay is not consent!"
>>740282516>women enter male space>ruin itWho could have seen that coming?
>tfw sister is a big time cosplayer and she brings me to various cons and introduces me to tons of other cute cosplayer girls
>>740282516I remember the first time I went to a con in 2008, it was mostly nerds and oldheads but I had fun talking to them, nothing crazy happened. Then a few years later I go again in 2013 and the demographics are completely different. Half the people I see are in weird pastel color outfits I don't recognize with astrological symbols on them and are covered in white makeup. I asked one of them what they were dressed up as and they showed me a video of a group of people collectively spitting into a bucket and drinking it. That's when I learned what Homestuck was.
Name of this titcow?
>>740283376I feel like I know you, but it's probably that you're describing a more common set of experiences than I thought at first.
>>740275978name of these breasts?
Went to a con recently, it's crazy how many girls are walking around in glorified bikinis with their entire ass cheeks out
Is this a character from some gacha slop?
>>740276780Like 95% of people going to cons aren't having sex or raving because they're just there to chill with friends or family. But if you're really worried, sneak in some alcohol and drink enough to the point where you start giving less of a fuck about things, but also beware of how many trannies there are nowadays. I'm going to AX next month and there's an R18 lounge where you can probably vibe at. Also if you hate gacha or don't care about it, honestly don't bother going at all because 80% of cons nowadays are just gacha related, from booths to cosplay to the artist alley to discussions with strangers.
>>740268368I was cosplaying as 9s at the Hatsune Miku feet juice park party. I had 2 bottles of soju, got princess carried by another 9s, and then voluntarily got whipped by someone. Ended my night with a cig and stumbled back to my hotel room. Still a 33 year old kissless virgin cuz I ain't getting some disease from the feet juice.
>>740279581When women like you, they physically hurt you if they're insane. Had a girl stab my leg with a drawing compass and another almost crushed my toes with her heel, another time one kicked my shins really hard. All of them did that smiling, thinking they were being cute. Women are weird. If you like a woman, the last thing you're thinking as a man is to punch or hurt her but they think the man is supposed to take anything with a smile because he's "strong" and a "man". Repulsive behaviors. That said i never had one bite me until i bled and my skin ruptured, what the fuck, that's nightmare fuel. Absolutely insane cunt, should have been arrested.
>>740285016did you drink the Rapi juice too
>>740285132>>740279581Only time I got bit by a girl was when she was trying to keep herself from making sounds since we were in my dorm having sex. I was not expecting it and had to power through it.At the very least it wasn't a full force bite like that.
>>740284148>>740277112>>740277323
>>740284148shrivix
>>740268225the last thing i want to do during the summer is go outside
>>740268225Conventions were fun in the 2000s when only weebs watched anime. Now it's taken over by normalfags who are there for social media clout.
>>740268225>0:12>"how do you now that i'm turkish???"
>>740279748Brother, what the FUCK Spongebob doing in the backgound at 1:25
>>740268225Bros how do I get a fun titcow gf?
>>740268225What's the point of going if I have no friends to go with?
>>740278786Is fixing them getting them ripped out and replaced with American plastic?
>>740268225Absolutely, I have one in a month I'm going to, and I'm getting a big wizard boy outfit ready.Its finally time.
>>740275978My dick went AWOOOGA when that text box disappeared
>>740288887Are you getting your bussy gaped?
Crazy how gacha has completely replaced anime when it comes to cosplay these days.
>>740272230>He doesn't know about hotel room orgies
>>740288952Naw, but I AM gonna tease the hell out of everyone.
>>740272667It's the same effect that has hit the street fairs, people buy shitloads of Temu-tier merch and try to offload it. It's the same exact merch on every table.
>>740273194Every years me and my buddies go to see World Of Concrete when we're at Vegas for SHOT show.
>>740273194Yeah I can't imagine any expos are good to deal with unless they're purely legitimate business
>>740268225pretty girl
>>740274521>The sun conveniently adjust the movement to match my calendar.How considerate.
>>740272230do you think kids explode and combust on the spot if they see a titty or an ass cheek?
>>740268225At least she cosplayed the right size of tits. I hate when flatties cosplay booba monsters.
Why anyone would ever want to actually physically go there is beyond me
>>740268472>I don't want to be fakeSometimes it really sucks that I'm honest to a fault. Some women like it though and I used to get pussy with it, but now I'm at a point where sex isn't novel anymore and the women I want to fuck want more effort than I'm willing to put in. And the women that want to fuck aren't what I'm looking for and I'm just not willing to settle
>>740288760Be the guy who a fun titcow would want to date
>>740288071>shrivixthx
>>740268225sorry miss but i only like fat girls
>>740288071What a bullshit, i can't find pics of her areolas anywhere.
>>740279521I mean, it's the only thing you're born to do. Pass on your genes.
>>740289550Did anyone seriously think it wouldn't be used for porn
>>740288814To make friends there? What the fuck? Not going places because you don't have friends definitely won't help you make any
>>740285016>Hatsune Miku feet juice park partyJesse what the fuck are you talking about
>>740289765She doesn't do nudes. Just checked simpcity Just ai it.
>>740289921That's okay, but at least show areolas once to show that they are pink? She can even still hide nipples.
>>740268225Do you think I could get pussy easy if I have weed, mushies, acid, and whippets?
>>740268225holy saggers
Whatever happened to the yaoi paddle girlies? They've completely disappeared, yet I also can't imagine them becoming "normal".
>>740289913Literally, exactly what it sounds like: a Hatsune Miku cosplayer had a cooler full of... some kind of soda, energy drink or whatever where she was dipping her feet and people lined up and paid to have her put her feet above their mouth and drink the dripping liquid.
>>740268225would this bitch let me fuck her tits in the bathroom if i showed her my abyss clear
>>740268225That slut came up on my instagram
>>740290509>>740290502>would this bitch let me fuck her tits in the bathroom if i showed her my abyss clearDoubt it, she's one of these women who has an OF but refuses to show nipples
>>740290176Who is the male equivalent to hatsune miku that I could dress up as and do the same thing for womenI want to take money from dumb sluts
>>740290132it was so cringe it was banned
>>740290552just dress up as hatsune miku
>>740290552Kaito?Len if you're girly enough I guess
Cosplay whoring is the female equivalent of stolen valor.Stop worshiping and throwing money at these narcissistic whores for this bullshit. Shame them.
Not video games exclusively but anime cons I attend at summer have large video games representation. I'm mainly interested in cosplay, I absolutely love photographing cosplayers. At some point started to apply for media pass solely to make better photos. Cosplay contests and idol cosplayers concerts are such a fun.
>>740268225Are the women at these events as easy to casually fuck as they look?
>>740290819the best thing in life is when my dick feels good and my dick feels good when these whores show their tits.
>>740290869>Are women who like to wear releaving clothes for attention easy to fuck?Duh
>>740268225Why would I subject myself to going to a convention full of cringe ,redditor normalfag goycattle
>>740272204hmmmI mean I'm 180 cm that's basically six feet, right? My dick is 6.6 inchessix figures? I'm a neet, but have like five houseshow do I project that shit to women without baiting gold diggers? I'm pretty humble, I don't flex
>>740290819Was nigri pikachu the beginning of this?
>>740290930you dick will feel even better if you hold those impulses and stop giving these women attention and money to the point where they get desperate
>>740290979No, cosplayers existed before Pokemon...That's why gen 1 has cosplayers in the game, it was already a well-established otaku thing.
>meanwhile at my country cons start to add stricter regulations against "objects resembling weapons" meaning you cannot carry too "realistic" weapon prop with your cosplay>most either restrict or move 18+ stuff to dedicated zones with "no photo" policyYou might be joking about "kids gonna see this!" but this is actually the new norm, to make these events "family friendly". Can't blame them, however, as many pairs that used to attend as kids have kids themselves now and want to bring them too.
>>740290952People here want to be normieWhich is funny to me because it's the Life I escaped from
>>740290869skinny chicks can't pull shit like that off
>>740290713That would probably work>>740290772I mean an iconic husbando. I've never heard of either of those characters you mentioned, but then again I wouldnt knowWorst case scenario I'd settle for taking money from furries
>>740290996There will always be simps as long as there are virgins.
Oh and I don't really understand why some people keep asking if cosplayers have sex with photographers. When I was starting with photography, one of first things /cgl/ told me was to never press for personal contact or ask for a date. And I stay true to that since then.
>>740268225Game conventions should be male only spaces because of shit like this.I do not need to see this shit. Keep that in your bedroom.Coomers ruin everything.Furry conventions have the same problem only that they are gay.
>>740279581Oh that's scary, the bite of another human is one of the most infectious bites you can get.
>>740291159Simps lose their virginities pretty early champ,to those fat girls nobody liked in hs.The difference between a simp and a Chad is just looks.Simp = ugly or average clownChad = handsome clown
>>740291241Do you have an alternative, or are you just going to complain?
>>740291172this is the most closet fag shit i've ever heard in my life
>>740291165>/cgl/>listening to fish about how to catch fish
>>740291165You listened to those pussies??>>740291241The only sex a simp can ever get is pity sex
>>740279667>women openly advertising their onlyfansI mean shit like this has always happened.Live in Australia with legal prostitution and I remember seeing literal hookers dressed up in cosplay and were soliciting people after conventions decades ago.
>>740268225It always seems like women can have a ton of fun cosplaying and having fun on conventions but as guy is always comes across as cringe..
>>740289106>World Of Concrete>it's realThat's fucking hilarious. I did QA at a concrete plant for a year, it's actually really interesting stuff.
>>740291241>handsome clownthose are brad, chad does what he wants without thinking too hard and everyone tries to please him
>>740291381>Top imageThose are men.
>>740291302>Don't want to see sexual shit in public.>Just want to hang out with gamer bros to play and talk aboit the video games I love.>YOU ARE GAY! GAY! YOU ARE GAY!Kill coomers.>>740291386Most of these whores do not even give a shit about video games. They just want male attention.
>>740291403out of 10!
>>740291336>>740291308And what, I shouldn't? At one of the cons, during panel about photography, group of female photogs and cosplayers said the same.
>>740268804bobr kurwa
>white boys
>>740268225I'm going to Evo 2026. For anyone attending any convention please keep your hygiene in check. I was at Evo 2024 I was very disappointed by how often caught a whiff of "I just crawled out of my parent's basement after not showering for a few days"-tier body odor.
>>740268804who produced this?
>>740276780There is nothing "normal" about sweating with con autists
>>740291387There's also a porn convention at the same time but I've never gone there, no interest. But you could do a triangle of gun industry->concrete industry->porn industry
>>740290819But I don't throw money at them, I simply jack off to the leaked pics and vids.
>>740292023>Sus>>740291957>FrfrI'm the autistic guy from earlier. She's smoking hot but I cannot entertain a woman who might say shit like this in real life.
>>740268225>>740275978So do her male friends have to pretend to like her for her personality?
>>740290979How does she look today?
>>740292497Yeah, they hang out around her whole day pretending to care. All for the hope of her shirt malfunctioning and revealing her pink nipples.
>>740268225>>740271238>>740279748>>740271819>>740275978>>740290869>>740292718I'm just glad that there are still some cute babes at anime conventions still.
>>740292718Pumping my sour kraut down her German throat if u get my bedeutung.
>>740292941most genshin cosplayers at the con I went 2 years ago were pretty damn hotalso, some bitch dressed as nagatoro breakdanced on stage
>>740279268I miss Dobson so much…
How much do huge saggers like this swing in doggy style?
>>740282958twitch mod prime... sugoi....
>>740293010they clap together like clackers
>>740293125Do they make the same sound too?
>>740284292Wait until you go to a beach where they wear actual bikinis
last time I went to a /cgl/ event some retard bashed a persons head in with a boombox
i hate capeshit, fotm shonen and aaa movie games so nowadays there is nothing for me at cons, and all the stuff they sell is overpriced garbage you can find online for lessalso i was never able to make friends there, people in my country have a reputation of being "friendly" and "open" but in reality we are extremely insular and closed off and you can't join a group if you are not already a friend of a friend and if you try to make small talk they look at you like a rapist, even the men
>>740268225no. modern conventions are the worst thing that could have happened to the respective areas.nothing but attention whoring normalfags who ruin the hobby.
>>740293389Was the boombox on and if yes what song was it playing?
>>740268472>unironically faking a personality to appeal to other peoplebrutal
>>740293413But anon, that's what women do everyday for their whole life.
>>740293240plap sound
is this a thinly veiled video game thread just intended to show jiggling tits?
>>740275538he's a whoremonger, but he also just correctly identified the whore.
>>740289563I don’t get how a man can be this undermotivated for sex. It’s all I live for.
>>740293470it was supposed to be but this board is so fucking faggy that it failed
>>740271341listen to >>740289890you get out there and meet 20 people. only like 4 will listen to you. and hopefully one of them will vibe with you. you can give them your phone number and hang out some other time. start with casual conversation to see if they are interested in talking with you first
>>740276045I think the Fire Force anime might have played into that, making newer audiences interested to watch what's retroactively a sequel now and such
>>740293389was the individual black, by any chance?
>>740293453even if that was true, are you saying you want to behave like a woman?
>>740279037but i'm 32. It's too late for me i guess
>be 30>will never fuck one of these skinny zoomerettes with massive saggy tits that are literally everywhere these daysit's over
>>740293563no but he was dressed as onespecifically, a certain member of designating the closure status of pools
https://youtu.be/-B-z5lnLLqE
i only read/watch/play old stuff and fighting games while i despise gachai don't think i'm the demographic for these cons anymore
>30 year old can't fuck zoomerettesuuuh what? women will literally not care if you're attractive and have game
why do terminally online retards just assume it has to be like in their heckin cherrypicked webms when it's literally not the case for 99% of the casesthey are regular places you just go to, people go with families and friends and whatever, there's shit to watch and shit to eatthe entire thread is just random incel redpill projections and making shit up and gooning at e-thots it's insane how mindraped all of you are
>>740295053because people in here dont leave their rooms other than to pick up their mcdonalds order?including me, btw. i hope this mccrispy hot honey is good, never tried it before
>>740277576>If you tried to do this >>740271238 unpromptedThey're in on it. That's why they stand still, let it happen, and then very slowly react or exaggerate.
>>740295053They're like that if you're already in a friend group. You're in a friend group if you're young. So pretty much everyone postgrad is excluded and relegated to "Dad looking for his kids" or "Incel trying to recapture his youth"
Also hint you only get to be part of the whacky part of Cons now if you're part of a discord friend group. It's a shit test to make sure you're not one of the people who have been banned from Cons for 30 years
>>740295147good luck anon it's pretty sweet
>>740293641>>740293754>I can't have sex, I'm <literally still the prime age group for having sex> until your hairs turn gray, no one cares. This is why you haven't had sex yet, you keep telling yourself "I can't get laid/women can't like me, there's <some arbitrary problem that nobody would notice unless you hyper-fixated on it constantly> Did you know the people who go cosplaying as the fat ugly bastard get laid like a bunch at this cons?
>>740290546>>740290869It's 50/50.Cons have always been the realm of chicks with exhibitionism fetishes. They'll show all day, because they don't know anyone there. Few ever put out or are already putting out with their boyfriends.
>>740295336ok it was great, i love honey in chicken i feel like its underrated how tasty it is. it was a bit hot for me but thats because im a pussy when it comes to spicy food. also apparently the burger is canadian, so thumbs up to canadians they have great taste
Too bad a majority of the hot girls at cons are doing it for their Onlyfans, forced to do couple cosplays with their boyfriend, or just doing whatever is popular. The ugly/plain girls are the ones who are passionate about their cosplay.
>>740280214Midgets aren't even that bad, lots of people like midgets because they tend to wear their disability with pride or roll with it. Obese (like grossly obese) and bad hygiene are the biggest killers.
>>740290869Eh, most are there because they can both show off their body and get crazy attention. The easiest time to fuck at a con is the afterparty.
>>740293754I started having more sex in my 30s than in my 20s and I'm a skinny manlet.
>>740295698for me, it's the angry whopper
>>740295396>until your hairs turn gray, no one cares bad news
>>740268225Why should I go? All of them are losers
>>740295698excellent anonhoney chicken is pretty good
>>740295698spicy mccrispy and large fries is my go to
>>740296465Rogaine my man, also iodine supplements
>>740296608reading comprehension
>>740278173He fucking fried your ass, pussy.
>>740268225The only time i leave my room is to smoke on my balcony.
>>740289890I refuse to speak with strangers
>>740283210why haven't you your sister yet
>>740296843>stranger dangerthis anon was raised right, some of these might rape him, you never know
>>740296702Turn your screen on.
>>740268526Welcome to /v/
>>740296937I haven't been raped in 27 years thanks to that
>>740296890this is not oreimo
>>740268225why would i go to a convention about games when i can just stay home and play games instead
>>740298214I love fat girls
>>740271815I cant just cut off my dick
>>740268225I went to half a dozen cons and somewhere at around 25 you realize "Wait this is just a giant expensive flea market with dressed up weirdos everywhere" and then you stop going.
>>740268225Don't ever fuck a cosplayer. The bartender rules still apply.
>>740298458it's nice when you go with the bros, just shooting the shit
These are the most insufferable faggits of all time, I genuinely wish agonizing deaths upon all animecon going larptroons
>>740273425until I show up to take the bowls for a test ride
If I was a hot girl I'd got to cons in sexy cosplay to seduce the boyfriends of fat ugly bespectacled fujoshi.
>>740298214Holy fuck, who/LONDON?
>>740268225who cares about conventions? there's no longer any homestuck sluts to have freaky sex with anymore
>>740298982get help
>>740293521I was the receiving end. Me and my gf went to con and this nervous dude really wanted to try to befriend people. I invited him to tag along and the whole day, he tried to make move on my gf. This dude either had zero common sense or just rage baiting for the fun of it.
>>740268368its not worth it, you dodged a bullet.
>>740296693I'm balding, but I got with the mad professor hair because it suits my personality than the serious clean shaved head. It really helps if you know who you are. Confidence is no joke, it's the reason you're jealous of fat retards with decent girls. Women are attracted to a guy who's passionate, no matter the subject as long as you assert itt. an ugly bastard (also my dick is proportionate)
>>740298214Elves don't look like that
Cosplay is so cool!
>>740298982>larptroonsYou forgot to add chud. Kids are picking that one up too
>>740268368>>7402684721 minute and 54 seconds apart, sus. Don't give me that "You can type that out in 2 min". He had to have refreshed/auto updated the second it was posted and immediately start typing that shit
>>740300484found the stinky larptroon
>>740292538Not too bad. Is now firmly in MILF territory, but definetly hot. She did a collab with Meg Turney a little while ago for OnlyFans and it is jarring how obvious one can hit the wall and the other who has good genetics and makeup can keep going.
>>740299965you can help by suicide bombing an animecon
>>740268368bro the women in the vid look like they're in their mid 30s, dress up as a Deadlock character that has their face covered and you're good
>>740300724bogged
>>740300606Get help, your (You) addiction is starting to ruin your ability to hold an actual discussion. If this is how you interface with reality it's no wonder everyone you come in contact with winds up hating you. To put it in your terms, unironically try being a better man.
>>740300852capslock unleashed
>>740268368Anon I did all that and still feel like I wasted my youth. It's not about the partying but about what you do sober.
>>740300852I'm just imaging my dick repeatedly slamming against your prostate until your tiny cock slings ropes across your panting face, you fucking faggot. That's all you're good for. You waste receptacle.
>>740268225holy MOMMYY
>>740300884>>740301145larptranny nerves have been absolutely decimated, time to hit the showers, sissies
>>740282958She's mid as fuck, a 5/10 you can find anywhere. Just makes it more embarrassing for him
>>740301316keep going
>>740300724Those fucking retard scribbles
>k-keep g-goingmindgaped obese larptroon who smells like shit lmfao
he can't stop
>>740301316Every time you respond your ass clenches harder. I'm going to cum
larptroonsistas…
>>740268225cute and wholesome genshin content
>>740282958Everyone dogs on that guy, but how broken must that poor man be to end up like that? Women have no souls. It's like exploiting the disabled at this point.
to be honest I've never liked cosplayers or understood the appeal, just seems fake and performative
>>740268225>Dokomi 2026But I was there, it was last weekend.>Do you have any advice for those looking to attend their first convention?Just have friends lol, works in my social circle.
>>740302471That's most people to be honest. People wish they could be "real" or "themselves" but default to what is considered the norm. Which is why it is your duty to make them uncomfortable, especially if you can build relationships with people around you while being "cringe"
>>740279748That ending was worth it.
>>740289550> Onlyfans model mad at deepfakesHow come it's always porn models who complain about deepfakes of their already exposed tits, while normal women are completely unaffected ?
>>740292538better than ever
>>740303092trannymaxxed
>>740303092Holy shit it's Lady Gaga
>>740279986You do still have to give incels a bit of credit. These people aren't who they are because they fully choose too. I was an incel for a long ass time because I had a shitty family and friend group who did nothing but shit on me and emotionally black mail me. When that's your whole life with no other options or help in site it's not exactly wrong or false. Breaking the cycle might seem easy to you but from the opposite site it's boarderline impossible. Unironically trying to kill myself opened that up. When I told my parents and tried to sort my shit they disappointedly and angrily told me "don't take the easy way out", but trying to do it was one of the hardest things I've ever tried in my life. That's when I realized that the easy way out was just telling them to fuck off and let all my "friends" be the pieces of shits they are.Seeing all them rage at me as I no longer do what they want verses when I attempted suicide made me realize that people who think suicide is selfish and "the easy way" literally would rather have you kill yourself than ever admit fault, take accountability for their actions, and most importantly have empathy and take care of others.I really wish I would have taken the easy way out a long ass time ago instead of trying to kill myself.
>>740268368My parents thought my brother was going to be a loser because skipped school to hang out and party. It turns out that socializing helped him a lot. His socializing got him a good paying job and a wife. Meanwhile I stayed home played video games, and I'm the loser living with my parents.
>>740303069>normal women are completely unaffected ?If only you knew how bad things are. Apparently it's the new form of bullying in schools
>>740268225>women will go out dressed like this in public and then get angry when men look at them
>>740303238>words words words le incelsYou don't belong here if you're not one. Gtfo and cry to the grass instead
>>740268958What about the nice ass in the beginning?
>>740288814It does suck not having friends, but honestly if you don't let it get to you and you just randomly start shooting the shit you'll eventually make friends. I went tona con a few weeks ago and there was a girl who was a Team Skull Grunt that I talked too and just kind of semi forced to hang out with me. Now I have an autistic gf and living the 4chan dream, and she's one of the most sane and emotionally stable people I have ever met in my life.
>>740298214Identify the titcow
>>740303320This. Drugs and degenarcy early on are literally a requirement to become successful
>>740303336They get angry when (you) look at them. If it is an attractive guy they love it.
>>740279986The point is that otherwise completely average dudes can have huge troubles finding a girlfriend, and there is no easy solution for them.
>>740295053The unfortunate thing is they have shitty friend groups that end up being echo chambers and turing in to crab buckets.
>>740303484ai
>>740268225>tysm>thank you so muchOf course. But my first instinct was just that they misspelled tism.
I was considering going to an anime con once but then I remembered that 90% of people there only watch Naruto, Onepiece, HxH and demon slayer or anything similar and I hate all these shows.
>>740303524Eh it's gamble,the coolest dude in my hs who did the most drugs and the most girls turned into a homeless tranny drug addict.
>>740303431Make me leave fagot. Imma post anime reactions, make off topic threads, mock you for like cunny and gush about how woke slop is good.
>>740303336would you feel comfortable if some morbidly obese, cock-starved land whale with an ugly face and bad hygiene were looking at you while you were cosplaying in skimpy clothes? if you were a 10 even a 7 would make you angry.
>>740292183
>>740303843I rarely do main steam cosplays, I actually try to do something obscure. That's how you find actual friends and cool people.
>>740292183hollyWOOD
>>740303092showed her tits yet?
>>740303762
>>740304107Multiple times IIRC.
>>740304107
>>740290552Any love and deepspace character
The only con I've gone to in years is Anime North and it's alright if you like to party. Otherwise, it's not worth going. This year was raining and 90% of the con is outside so it was awful.
>>740268225I've never gone to a con, they've always seemed like a waste of time.>Autists just sort of standing around>Cosplayers being attention whores>Obligatory dramaThe fuck would I even do at one?
>>740304107>>740304157No, only with pasties
>>740303843I'm sure there's a bunch of larpers cosplaying slop like freiran and dungeon meshi, sis
>>740268839kek
>>740272295Bold of you to assume women think that far in the future.
>>740304324try to have sex with a 3/10 dressed up like a gacha character
>>740304324theyre good events for online friends to meet-up irl and to buy whatever anime merch like figures
>>740304324>The fuck would I even do at one?spend a whooping 30 dollars for some shitty anime plushie. Or even worse, 40 dollars for some merchandise that was plucked up by a chinese temu sweatshop worker.
>>740304337
>>740268368Money fixes this
i don't know how to start a conversation with strangers, i can hold one if someone starts one with me but i'm an awkward weirdo trying to initiate
>>740304601practice. speechcraft is a irl skill too
>>740288647He’s dancing
>>740303913I wouldn't care. Looking is not an act of assault no matter how much foids bleat about it. I've had (almost always black) chicks, most fat, compliment me on my ass. Never bothered me. Also once got hit on by a gay dude complimenting my jacked calves. It's not uncomfortable besides trying my best to hold in laughter.
>>740304337No i 100% remember a video of her with her tits out on a tub as ive jorked to it multiple times back in 2012
>>740280058you have to give us more context for that second story, even some sort of news article
>>740268225>Now that it's officially summer and the season of conventions, are you making any preparations to attend any video game conventions?I went to Colossalcon for a day and played fighting games for hours, it was pretty fun despite being kind of an off-year for their game selection.>Do you have any advice for those looking to attend their first convention?No not really, unless you're into fighting games in which case just hang tight because someone who actually knows how to play will probably come by eventually. Also I guess if you don't get laid in day to day life don't get your hopes up to get laid here, you'll only be severely disappointed and tantalized, just focus on whatever else might have brought you and try not to take any notice of the cosplayers.
>>740305176>trust me bro
>>740305176Nope. She has never shown nips, its always been covered. The most shes ever done was show a little bush, or pixelated nudity.
>>740304945Off topic but once at a club with friends, a random guy came up and asked me if i always went there. I didnt even register that he was hitting on me and i just honestly replied "no, dont really like it here, only came once or twice"The idea of someone, much less a man, just randomly coming up to hit on me never crossed my mind during that period as thats just what i experienced most of my life before
>>740305389>>740305390THEN WHAT THE FUCK AM I REMEMBERING?
>>740305486Someone else entirely or an edit
There's cons a couple of times a year in my city even. But I literally have absolutely 0 interest in making friends with random autists in cons, interacting whatsoever with the booths selling random bullshit from temu at a 10x markup and taking pics with cosplayers. I am only interested in getting a girlfriend (I've had one previously, actually had sex many times and the relationship lasted 2 and a half years so I'm not just an autist that got used for money). Is it a good idea to search for a gf in conventions?
>>740305651>is it a good idea to search for a relationship at an event that I dislikeObviously not
>>740305651You have absolutely zero interest in even making friends there but think finding a female version there is ok?
>>740290954buy an expensive watch. if anyone asks what you do the answer is 'mostly whatever i want, I own 5 houses so I don't need to work'
>>740305486deepfake
>>740305390>bush
>>740305651>gfno>pump and dump whoremaybe
>>740305986you can find the set on any leak site like bitchesgirls com
>>740271819>>740268225>>740271238Huge red flag is a bitch you know goes to conventions. Hoards of guys follow these girls around, and pretty much most of these girls are whores in some way. Most of them love being oggled and having that kind of attention on them.I've also heard plenty about post-convention sex parties and girls cheating.
>>740305651>I am only interested in getting a girlfriend>Going to an anime con to get a gf>no interest in the con itselfYou are the worst kind of autist, I hate being around you pussy-starved niggers
>Went to a con years ago>Got covid during it (didnt know it at the time, just felt like dogshit)>In the elevator going back to my room Saturday night>Cute cosplay girl in there, we chat a bit, she invites me to go with her to a hotel room after party>had to decline cause I was so sickIt still haunts me about how hard I missed out, chances are that will never ever happen again too, the universe can be so cruel
>>740306932somebody post the gatekeeping comic
>>740306932afraid of some competition? simp
>>740306932What is this kind of autist called?Like the classical autist keeps himself to his hobby; his trains, his bird watching,his videogames,his comics,...But what is this new age pussy seeking autist?
>>740307115kill yourself
>>740307272Failed normalfag, the worst kind
>>740298214She needs to lose weight
>>740279748I love these thingshttps://youtu.be/RBCySGDF3vkhttps://youtu.be/VouyhGryE3whttps://youtu.be/rsT5ISTDXMs
>>740307408No.
>>740305410It was instantly apparent to me because the guy had the most stereotypical gay accent I've ever heard (he was also black). Why do most of them have that lisp, I wonder.
>>740300530NTA but you can type that in 20 secondsmost of us have 4chan x so we have auto refreshbut 4chan has an artificial delay of 5 seconds page updates
>>740307603Childhood trauma from being molested
>>740304110It's aili_winter
>>740306793>most of these girls are whores in some wayhow good is their lore knowledge?
>>740268225Why on earth would I ever want to go to these things?
>>740268225>See one of this bitches doing some stupid stuff she surely thinks is cute or arousing.>I look away showing a slightly disgust.>She notices and walks towards me ranting shit.>Why won't you look at me? Don't you know how much effort takes to make this costume?,I look cute!, and you're a piece of shit for thinking you're superior just for being a normal fag!!,... besides, don't you want to take a picture with me?.God, I hate these "nerdy" whores that think they're princesses for a day just for dressing up like an anime slut.
>>740308459This never happened.
>>740308762seethe fatty
>>740308459That's when you ask her to show how cute she can be to you in her hotel room.
>>740282958>>740302204He's not actually her moderator. He's a fairly prolific Runescape shitposter.
>>740304728i should have put more in charisma the xp malus is tough
>>740268225m-mommy uuuuu
>>740308459and then everyone clapped
>>740308459>you're superior just for being a normal fagWomen are known for calling people "normal fag" that is true.
>>740281541>9mmCan't make a woman orgasm with that, sadly it will have to be a gun you like.
>>740275883>>740276785>>740293498>I don't like waffles>"SO YOU HATE PANCAKES!??"No, you subhuman cunt. Whores should not exist nor should they be entertained like as you jews are doing so. You cant pin the death of nuclear family on just women and jews, its men who fuck dozens of women instead of finding a virgin and sticking with her. I don't buy into the lock and key bullshit.
>>740268225Run
>>740272204>She most likely gets off being treated like garbageI really don't like how every girl wants to be choked halfway to death while you're fucking her. I strongly prefer (mostly) gentle, passionate, intimate sex but every girl wants to be choked, slapped, and spanked. The only difference is how hard they prefer
>>740310028>he thinks sex existsWhen will this meme die?Sex does not exist. If you THINK sex exists, you are a retard. WHO in their right mind would get naked in front of someone else, put the 2 nastiest parts of their bodies together, and then proceed to perform animalistic positions? You would have to be mentally ill to do such a vile act.EVERY human being on this Earth as we speak is a """virgin""" because sex is a product of our imagination. The nonsensical notion that sex exists is beyond me. Nobody has sex -- no one. Anyone who brags about having sex is a complete and utter liar, no ifs and/or buts about it. If you claim to have sex, stop saying that. We all know you're bullshitting for attention, and it makes you out to be an incredibly beta loser.There is no fucking, sex, making out or anything of the sort, PERIOD.
>>740309823i can't imagine telling my 21 year old self that life is going to be so lonely and destitute 33 virgin him -would-
>>740309781>I don't buy into the lock and key bullshit.Lol that's ridiculous >>740309429My gf calls people retards and fags sometimes. Still working on getting her to say nigger
>>740268368>easy-going fun partySpeak for yourself or buy anti ageing cream idc
>>740268368I wasted my youth going to music festivals and getting fucked up with my mates. I wouldn't be seen dead at any kind of con either then or now.
Are cons really that lame? It's like the people who are afraid of recreational drugs go there to pretend to have fun. How can they not hate themselves?
>>740310292Does she confront strangers and call them "normalfags?"
>>740268225Why not winter conventions like in Japan? Summer gets really sweaty.
>>740303320I mean yeah. I figured that out when I was like 16. No matter how academically successful I was it was obvious I was gonna have a shit life unless I learnt how to socialise. Honestly it's kind of a no-brainer and on you for not figuring it out and having the bravery to do it.
>>740310432No lol
>>740310430Some people are just utterly terrified of the real world. That's why you get cons and anons who don't know a single song besides vidya soundtracks.
>>740310667I know Anime NYC used to be in November but they moved it to August to be able to use more of the convention center and their normal time in November the year they made the switch had been booked by a Dentist convention or something
>>740268225>>740309823The duality of man https://youtu.be/d3i8wfgkOlA
>>740295194Of course they're in on it.That's why I said 'unprompted'
>>740302471All western cosplayers and a big subset of asian ones are ugly whores trying to sell their body but I'll never stop hoping that I can one day attend comiket dressed as Captain Harlock to hunt for lolidoujin.
>>740310937Seems so. Withiut playing the devil's advocate, vidya music is imo on track to beat regular music. Not counting actual music e.g. timeless pieces.
>>740290869They're whores but they still only want rich chads
>>740300724>hag face>tattoos Worthless.
>>740268368You literally just buy overpriced entry tickets, walk around for an hour or two, buy a few things, then leave.
>>740307115>Got covid during it (didnt know it at the time, just felt like dogshitThat's all covid is, is a shit feeling flu The fact that covid scares boomers and rabies and pneumonia doesn't is the millennium's biggest joke
I leave about the same time the furries show up. there was also a corner of the con last time with a bunch of fetish shit and a Satanist sect.
>>740268225No. I am a 22 year old zoomer and I realized pretty quickly that I missed out on when conventions were half-decent.I went to a medium-sized comic convention near me about 2 years ago. It had a mix of everything, including some actors that came to do signings and pictures. It just didn't leave an impression on me. >a few vendors selling 5th-6th gen games, all overpriced of course because COVID ruined that entire market>people selling overpriced prize figs, shitty bootlegs from aliexpress, and unpainted filament 3D printed garbage >people selling the standard fare of booby mousepads, dakimakuras, and trashy t-shirts with shit like "i paused my hentai to be here" but it's beyond several layers of irony at this point that it just ends up being cringeThere were a handful of cool cosplays and cute girls, but I just felt like I wasted 2 hours. Probably would've enjoyed it more if I was cosplaying brought a couple people with me.
>>740310432>>740309294>>740308762>Y-you never talked to a woman you're lying, and im not jealous at all.Of course you think he lied, this is 4chan.
>>740312701Cons are just for an extremely niche group of people, also known as retards.
>>740312779
Be honest lads, how pozzed are cons these days? I don't feel like walking into a AGDQ enviroment and regret it because I already paid for a ticket
>>740313173You're going to have to co-exist with fags and trannies at some point. Not saying these cons primarily consist of them today, but you're going to see at least one or two.
>>740268368If you ever went to cons you would know there is also old men going around.
>>740312421>rabiesyou think the average boomer is being bitten by a lot of wild animals every day, moron?
>>740312701Without an outfit or mission you felt lost. Colour me surprised. If you want to bang, you need a prerogative. Listen to Britney spears' songs if you have further questions.>>740312876Stop grinning immediately
>>740305336I went to Colossalcon too. You see the cgl thread with the destroyed bathroom? Fucking Chicago gulls are the bane of the midwest.
>>740312779I'm married. I truly do not believe that some random chick called a dude a "normalfag."
>>740313558Actually yes they are
>>740309823The average game/anime convention cosplayer, this is what happens when you take the chud pill and stop body shaming ugly fuckers.
>I'm not autistic I swear>But big event I've never been too is pointless.>I can not see any point in going given my very black and white views and evidence of said event.>Only autistic people go there, but I'm totally not one of them.>I'm not scared of changing but also I refuse to make changes because it's scary.I'm so happy introverts don't get to breed. More autistic pussy and ethots for me.
>>740311653>dressed as Captain HarlockMy fucking man
>>740268368>Go to board game convention>This is happening during Comic-con>On the subway I see it's packed with women in cosplay all going to Comic-con>They're busty, half-naked, all giggling and chatting dressed as lewd anime characters>I end up in a hotel ballroom with 250 sweaty dudes playing board games for four days, arguing over rules and only leaving to take a piss, get a greasy hotdog, or go home for the nightdesu I still prefer the board games.
>>740293518Autism maybe? I'm like that too. I have a girlfriend and we fuck whenever she wants to, where it for me I'd be fine with once every two weeks. Maybe even less.I enjoy videogames, music and programming more than sex overall.Btw I have an 8 inch dick (not bs) so it's not even about being a dicklet that can't perform. If anything it has gotten me laid more than I should've because once girls find out they want to try it....
>>740268368>implyingI've come to terms with always being ugly and socially undesireable, this is like saying "you wasted your youth being poor instead of travelling the world and driving sports cars", some people are socially and/or financially blessed, some are not.Besides that, women will ruin the dynamics of anything they participate, so why bother going to a con and "party" when in reality it will be just like a normalfag party where they will go for the nerd chad, women are women, doesn't matter if they dress up as your favorite anime characters.
>want to go to a con>friend group isnt the type who would go to cons so i'd go alone>never go
>>740315139your friend groups sounds based
>>740290869Yes, they totally all would have sex with you if you just showed up. Trust all the retards who never tried, but know for sure.
>>740290869Most of those whores are there with their boyfriends, getting off on the attention and looks and then go to their hotel rooms to fuck their boyfriends.It's the same as party/rave sluts that love to take mdma/extacy, get all horny and flirt with guys and just be a general tease and then they go back to their place and fuck their boyfriend's brains out.Women are whores.
>>740308459sad larp.
>>740315686>boyfriend>lets his girlfriend dress like THAT in public
>>740315686How about the ugly ones.
>Shave face>My face looks like I never left my teen years>Don't shave face>Look uglyI CAN'T FUCKING WIN. I EITHER LOOK TOO YOUNG OR UGLY.
>>740315686Dude you live in a fantasy fueled by loneliness.
>>740271238That's a man, baby!
>>740316594blind gay retard
>>740316384No lol I literally go to both cons and raves and this is happens a lot. Please leave the basement.>>740316304The boyfriends get off on other dudes looking at their girls and then them being the ones who get to fuck them. Some will do threesomes if they meet someone they like though. I've literally seen it happen, have had friends be approached, and have been approached myself for it.>>740316320Depends, sometimes yes. Just keep an eye for girls that are single. Idk how to explain, but the vibe is different. Girls that are open to being approached have a different vibe.
>>740314238>PAY RETARDED TICKET PRICES OF VENDORSLOP OR YOU ARE LITERALLY AN INTROVERT! YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON PUSSY THAT DOESNT EXISTThat's insane.
>>740282004start talking to single women in their mid 30's
>>740314451>all gigglingLike birds singing for sex
>>740316934>just talk to older women!they only want college frat studs between the ages of 18-21
>>740268225>are you making any preparations to attend any video game conventions?No. Never have, never will
>>740317024so just become that
>>740279425>doing drugs and trading drugs for sex with whoresMan this place sucks ass now, you would think coming to the realization that this is what people are really like would make anyone with a functioning heart abstain from it
>>740317132grant me that power then you fucking wizard
>>740316687wow the incel that goes to raves just to be obstructed by the 6'5 chad and cant see shit, how cool
>>740279425>I'm 40 and literally hooked up with a 20 year old chick (born 2005) a few weeks back since I offered her molly at a gig. I've even heard of girls in the early 20s hooking up with guys in their late 50s, almost certainly older than their dads.Keep this fanfiction on Facebook instead of here, thanks.
>>740317181I mean if a guy can call himself a chick and everyone has to believe him why not this ?
>>740317024i literally fucked 2 and they're my age
>>740316687Girls that are open to being approached have a different vibe.>Yeah, we call them ugly.Furthermore, most indoor white knight coom lords here assume that all cosplayers that attend a convention are sexy or cute.Sadly most of them look and/or smell just like (you), only difference is long hair.The few hot ones are payed to be there OR with their bf.
>>740316304What, you seriously thought all those guys weren't retarded fucking losers just because they have a girl?
>>740317342...on Second Life.
>>740317278;_;
>>740316934but they scare me
>>740292941That that never go outside blow my mind. How do you live like that?
>>740291381The reality is so much cooler. I'd rather hang out with the boys.
>cute cosplay girls who like the same weebshit as you are getting fucked in these cons while I sit at home being a 30 year old virginhow do I cope? this is very depressing
>>740317880>cute>cosplay>girlslollmao even
>>740317640Agreed, women are terrifiying
>>740316885Who's telling you to buy anything at a con other than the ticket to enter? I just go to talk and cosplay.
>>740302471Cosplaying is fun. The people used to be nice, at least a decade ago which is when I last did it. Never got deep into cosplay communities though because it's all catty women drama.
>>740317662I do. I just don't live anywhere near any anime conventions (or good ones). It's a pretty big expense considering the price of groceries and gas nowadays. I'm just glad that things haven't truly changed in the things that mattered.
>>740317880Have you tried changing your life?
how do you become immune to cringe?
>>740317396>The few hot ones are payed to be there OR with their bf.Is the rest of your post describing yourself consciously or via projection?>bfIdk, like 70% of bfs get cheated on? It's defacto easier to woo a girl that has her bf as security. Just get rid of him, like leave him with your friends and chances are she will spread or present her ass and give you the look while biting her lip.
>>740316594That's Zerggiee. She was cosplaying as Koakuma from Touhou. She's 5 feet tall.https://www.flickr.com/photos/vsmak/15294783976https://www.flickr.com/photos/vsmak/15314655121https://www.instagram.com/zerggiee/?hl=enhttps://www.patreon.com/Zerggieehttps://x.com/Zerggiee?lang=en
>>740317662Everything outside is too risky and takes too much effort to justify doing. I have a fragile ego and no self confidence. Even attempting to approach a social scenario is an anxiety attack, and a failed interaction is a traumatic humiliation that will live in my mind forever. Life is hell, but at least there's some distractions from how terrible everything is. The worst part is that genetics are on my side, people like me and want to be around me and try to talk to me and I subconsciously push everything away anyway. I eat sleep work and play videogames, hoping that someday I'll finally have enough energy and drive to actually put effort into my life, assuming I'll ever have anything left to give after the crushing weight of despair takes its daily toll.
>>740318272MDMA
>>740317662>How do you live like that?man I miss covid and normalfags losing their minds over that .
>>740318272yeah , in the end I have no real control over my life other than deciding when to end it .
>>740318563People are only good at social interactions because they get the chance to practice them. People are only good at dancing because they have the opportunity to use their dex and move their bodies in a coordinated way. If drinking lowers your inhibitions and makes you bolder, MDMA returns you to being a child, curious and uncaring of rigid social norms where you can really be free.
>>740318563>just fuck your life up with molly broWrists. Slit. Now.
>>740318454I'm just memeing anon.
>>740318878Sometimes I forget how many facebook boomers and christcucks stuck around here since 2016.
>>740318324Just the reality of the people here.>Idk, like 70% of bfs get cheated on? It's defacto easier to woo a girl that has her bf as security. Just get rid of him, like leave him with your friends and chances are she will spread or present her ass and give you the look while biting her lip.Stop watching hentai.
hell no i ain't gonna go
>>740318324>70% of bfs get cheated on?yeah , but like with Chad's not with the kind of guys here .
>>740318454This bitch needs to sleep.
What characters are you most looking forward to seeing this summer?
>>740319208Squirrel girl
>>740304324It's unironically better with friends.
CHOOSE
>>740268225>went to dragoncon 10+ years ago>am a seething 22yo incel who spends the first day and a half hating myself for not being sociable and normal>head to aquarium with a group of friends-of-friends>see girl in pink full-body PJs and some face marks with a big group of her friends>clock within 2 minutes what the cosplay is but don't say anything cause she's in a group>40 minutes after entering I get out of an exhibit and she's alone out in the open>nervous as hell, walk up, tap her on the shoulder and ask if she's gremlin d.va>she's visibly excited and super happy I got it, no telling how many people guessed the wildest shit over the past day or two>ask to take her picture and we both head back to our friend groupsMade my day and the whole trip worth it
>>740319123You can be a ugly fag, a normal fag or a chad fag, it doesn't matter, I a girl choose to cheat on you she will always find a list of reasons.Obviosly this applies to dudes that want to cheat too.But we're not talking about that here, we're talking about cosplayers and conventions.
i remember seeing a porn video of a girl once who went to a con in a short skirt but no panties years ago and never saw anyone else do that, i think it was a sailor moon cosplay or some shitcon women arent slutty enough anymore
>>740319049The dude cringing in the back made me laugh
>>740319136No, dark circles sexo
