gaming has always been woke.
It used to be called prince until Katherine of Kyiv changed it. This is why we don't respect anyone east of Berlin
>>740269029It has always been based
>>740269085>Kyiv
>>740269029>will sacrifice herself to defend the king and kill his enemies for himShe was the original waifu
In the original Japanese version of Chess, the Queen was actually called the Barrier Suit.
>>740269124a queen takes care of her king
>>740269085>princeIt started as the vizier
>>740269124wtf I love che/ss/ now
I prefer shogi.
>>740270973weeb
>>740269029What you don't realize is this incentivises players to turn their opponent's queen into a damsel in distress
>>740269029It's a historical genderswap as with modern aaa games
>>740269029>raised from birth on chess chess chess chess>chess masters, the best of the best, get outclassed by kids the second they enter their mid-twentiesI feel bad for them. It's child abuse to make your kid waste their life and potential on chess.
Not overpowered if the other side also has one.
>>740269029the queen originally could only move 1 square diagonally in any direction. The more powerful queen was a later addition.
What a surprise. The only female character, the queen, is a fucking Mary Sue. The most overpowered unit in the whole game. You can move in any direction, any distance, whatever you want. God I hate women.
>>740275364I haven't heard that in a while
>>740269029The queen is the primordial annihilator. Bow before the forces of chaos!
I prefer "Vezir"
>>740269029the queen used to move like a king. the change was made to shorten the length of games.
>>740269029then why are they trying to censor it to make it more woke
>>740269124>pawn can turn into queens so they must be girlsor maybe the pawns are men and the game is tranny pandering
>>740270973>chess>chess japan
>>740270973Tbf, after decades of chess and growing out of it, shogi actually reignited the interest on chess-like games.
ShE cAn MovE iN aNY diRecTIoN, AnY dIstANce, WhaTeVeR yOU wAnT!God I hate women
>>740269029What is this wokeslop garbage
>>740278338chess existed before america though
>>740270110>barrier suitsounds like mecha shit, typical japanese I guess
gen z is the first generation who cant tell the difference between fictional characters and reality
>>740269029>queen dies>game continues>king dies>you loseKing is still more important and clearly the one in charge of the army
Tfw indians invented proto chess and by proxy all strategy games ever made
>>740279578woke started in France actually
>>740280632I think it's time we updated chess. The king and queen should be taken off the board. Of course this means delayed communication, so you can only see where your opponents pieces were 5 turns ago. If you can get a big enough force through your opponents army then you get to raid the king's bunker
>>740281106Ancient indians were kinda cool. I don't know how they degenerated into the street poopers of today.
>>740281106there were strategy board games with pieces like senet in ancient egypt, or ludus something in rome
>>740269029Queen actually represents the band.King represents black pharaohs.Bishop represents Lance Henriksen.Knight represents Newman from Seinfeld.Rook means arr rook same.Pawn is what you should do with your wife's jewelry.
>>740269029GAY
>>740275364>You can move in any direction, any distance, whatever you wantShe can't jump over pieces and move in a strange way like the Knight
How is this still considered okay in 2026??
>>740270973>class promotionsFucking Fire Emblem
>>740281826I think you are mentally ill:Queen is the king's right hand man (the vizier or intelligence ops, they move very freely but get knocked off if trapped.)King represents the country's leader or most important asset it sits on. (Controller of the money, he who has the gold makes the rules.)Bishop is the good-cop bad-cop that also works as PR team. (Your media team and priestly class who tell what's good or bad for you.)Knight represents the fixer/hitman, they'll get shit done and pull out sideways moves you wouldn't know is possible, their loyalty is to you and will get sacrificed if necessary. (Epstein class, these guys are middle managers.)Rooks are the soldiers, the generals that matter the most on the field. (They are your soldiers and thugs.)The pawns are the rest of the plebs and usable resources. (Sometimes not even people, just bartering goods.)
>>740275364I still miss him. I will always miss him.
>>740270839>che/ss/Nice one
>>740279392was waiting for this
>>740270973Chess (Japan) sucks because the piece squiggles are weird. At least Chess pieces look cool and you know the horse is a knight and so on like what the fuck does the chinese piece do THEY ALL CHINESE
>>740282826The pieces themselves aren't cool, but being able to summon the enemy's captured pieces on your side is awesome
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>>740278572I prefer Daishogi.
>>740269029The Spanish changed it just over 500 years ago (which is still a small part of the game's life comparatively), and for its time it resulted in sexist remarks and the name 'Mad Queen Chess'.
>>740282949It was the French who invented the upgrade and most of the French terminology is what's what in the game currently due to the French involvement, the earliest federation was started in the French area before the war by the way. The French fucks are why things are the way it is.
>>740269029that's the prime minister
>>740269029Build for BBKC
>>740282126chess matches are meant to be played as a series of games, alternating colors, which balances for white advantage
>>740283257Hell nah white advantage fuck thatHow about black moves first for the next 1500 years then we even
>>740270973so does the lance just get stuck at the end of the board?
>>740283031>but I love when it's French, but Japan!
>>740283450It would get promoted
