>W>M1
>>740272849hell yea i got uber
>>740272849i pull this out and get focused immediately
I don't recognize the game any more.Everything after the bonesaw was a mistake
>>740272849>unable to ubercharge >- 25% health fixed
>>740273450>get killed while tauntinggood its shit
>>740273494im talking about ubercharge from medic not umph
For me it's taunting before I have full mmph and looking like an idiot as I get killed in the middle of the enemy team.
>>740272849god i want fempyro to s+m1 all over my face
>>740275285i want young administrator to choke me with her thighs
>>740273157bonesaw is a stock weapon thougheverbeit
I remember when this thing would heal you to full and give you an extra ~1 sec of uber after the taunt finishednow it's fucking useless for anything other than ambushes
>>740275632Phlog is best paired with pocket medic
>>740272849>two buttons>TWO>needs TWO handsall skill baybee
>>740273450unable to be ubercharged and no uber on taunt is all it needs to be balanced.
>>740275576i want miss pauling to assassinate me with her ass
>>740276625i want miss pauling to shrink me with one of engineers gadgets and vore me
just headshot her before she gets in range????
>>740277335well I want to take the wrong teleporter and he transported directly into her stomach
>every class has to use w to move forward and press m1 to shootNigger.
>>740277673*bemy desire remains the same however
>>740277673being in the mouth is the hottest part tho
>>740277849the hottest part is the post digestion belch
>>740277924honestly not dying is the best part too many voyeurism cucks with this fetish
>>740278016>HERE'S SOMETHING YOU SHOULD HAVE FAPPED TO: A NOT-DYING MACHINE
>>740275857>scout>situational
>>740278107LMAO
>>740272849The real skill issue was not making distance between yourself and the Pyro. If they got right next to you to be able kill you with their flamethrower then it's your fault.
>>740278141Yes? He is good at some maps/gamemodes and bad at others. For example, it's very hard to justify him at your average payload map where you have to break strongholds and push through chokepoint spam.
>>740275871>>needs TWO handsus graybeards bind Forward to rmb
>>740278141ok retard lets see you break a sentry nest intel/point with a scout after you run out of unsupervised medics to target
>>740278141get on that cap with a sentry looking over it then you smuck
>>740278353>not Jump on rmbdo you even know when to be aggressive and when to not be aggressive?
>>740277673>well I want to take the wrong teleporter and he transported directly into her stomachSomeone recently actually made a Gmod animation about this but unfortunately it's not Pauling...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIWfdsTZoAY
>>740272849>w+m1>call others trash because they can't counter a predictable w+m1enjoy seethe as i walk around waiting for someone to spray a fat ass on the wall
>>740278549>but unfortunately it's not Pauling...then why would you post it you absolute fucking 7th-sniper waste of air. now i have to post something betterhttps://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/5/58/Plng_toughbreak_contractgiverare_hotdog.mp3
>>740278687free food and free sauna in a babe what's not to love about it
>>740272849>neverending stalemate on powerhouse>go medic>uber our phlog pyro>win immediatelyit's that simple
>>740279910crit rocket
>>740275857Stock spy is useless unless the player is exceptionally good.And then there are crutches that let even a mid spy cripple the enemy team with ease and have the entire server fuming.
>>740282310Spy is a fun class when no one else is using him because you truly feel like a rouge assassin picking off ops behind the corner
>>740282310>there are crutches that let even a mid spy cripple the teamthis loadout snowballs off fresh installs/babies/incompetents, if everyone is competent you do absolutely nothing with this loadout. and even if you pwn everyone on the enemy team it would have easier with another class anyway
>>740273450>Remove the scorch shotThere, now the phlog is useless
I used phlog for a week and it felt so dirty. Racking up kills was like cheating.
>>740282310Kunai trannies get killed even more instantly than normal spies than playing against a team with more than a couple people that know how to play.
>>740276253needs the >no mmph from other sourcestoo
It's fine. The only busted pyro weapon is the scorch shot, and even that's profoundly weaker than any sniper
>>740276253>no uber on tauntStickybombs, snipers and spies can kill the pyro as soon as he's done taunting. The uber is fine.
>>740285078I like how people paint using this weapon as some great unforgivable sin when Sniper does the same shit with less effort and engagement with other players.
>>740285621I don't play sniper because it seems boring.
>phlog users worst nightmare only shitters die to phlog
>>740285519>see spy behind you because taunt puts you in third person>aim camera at him>instantly looking in his direction when the taunt finishesyou'd have to be a vegetable to get backstabbed like that
>>740285693heh nothin personal kid
>>740285519>Stickybombs, snipers and spies can kill the heavy as soon as he's done eating. The uber is fine.>Stickybombs, snipers and spies can kill the scout as soon as he's done drinking. The uber is fine.>Stickybombs, snipers and spies can kill the soldier as soon as he's done blowing his horn. The uber is fine.
>>740285826Heavy should get knockback immunity while eating actually
>>740285693>detonator>powerjack>any map where team is forced to walk through one choke
>scout: taunt laughing!>demo running towards scout: WAAAAAAARRRGHHHH! (AUDIENCE GASPS)>scout death scream.wav:)
>>740285749>switch to a melee weapon that makes you more vulnerable>only gives you a flat +45 movement speedgreat way of saying: tell me you're retarded without needing to tell me you're retarded.
>>740285918when i have phlog people run, they don't shoot.
>>740285621Sniper has to hit heads pyro doesn't and racking up phlog meter is piss easy with flares. The main issue with phlog is when he has a med pocket. Block ubers and it's fine.
>>740285918if you're ubered it does not matter.
>>740273450>>- 25% health>131.25as long as you accurately represent it in the UI, fine
>>740285962then you're playing against retards and haven't dealt with anything beyond that, when you play against someone with the bare minimum concept of applying mid range combat against you then you'll understand.>>740286024>get ubered>simply get kited and your ankles broken by generalist classes with enough speed to distance themselvesnow tell me how exactly do you prevent this issue of uber being wasted as you slowly come to a crawl, if you say powerjack then you're a fucking less than 1k hours player with no understanding of the game.
>>740286103good thing those people are rare
I want Pyro to W + M1 her farts into my face.
>>740286270same
>>740286103>get ubered>simply get kited and your ankles broken by generalist classes with enough speed to distance themselvesevery map has chokes where getting jumped by a phlog is almost unavoidable and having the foresight to stay back when you expect the uber doesn't matter when the rest of your team wipes every time.
>>740286270>>740286325Suit blimping rear airblasts. Just spychecking bro.
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>>740286815>poop smelled bad and now i'm gayi've got bad news for that guy
>>740286815>anon finds out ass smells ass
>>740286447if you're getting jumped by a phlog user which doubles with a fucking sound cue when mmphing and better yet all the time in the world to prep since the taunt gives you all that time to, then your team and you are bad at the game because if that phlog user is literally just WALKING at you then you have all the capacity to shut him down, if your team doesn't hear a pyro screaming audio cue and doesn't instantly go "uh oh, better head back" then they deserve to die.only time phlog shines is on claustrophobic as hell maps where everything is so fucking tight that allows for the weapon to be useful because there's nowhere to move to begin with, anything that lean slightly beyond that notion makes the weapon useless and no fucking uber is going to change that.
>>740285989Clicking someone's head isn't anywhere near as difficult as you'd like it to be. Pyro at least has to engage with the enemy by risking getting up close.
>>740282310>And then there are crutches that let even a mid spy cripple the enemy team with ease and have the entire server fuming.I don't understand this because he still gets easily put down by a pyro focusing him. You can argue it's not fun because someone has to the be the big boy and go do that if the spy player is really good but considering all you have to do still is basically turn around and avoid getting stabbed it doesn't feel nearly as impactful as say, an invite level sniper or even a medic on the other team
>>740286898>if you're getting jumped by a phlog user which doubles with a fucking sound cuethe extremely generic sound cue that's reused from other pyro sounds that easily blends into gunfire and can be masked just by pressing E?>then your team and you are bad at the game phlog nigger please. your pub teammates are not 6s players they do not track uber, they are not going to pick up on the generic pyro voice cue between explosions and minigun fire, they are not all playing scout and soldier and can kite perfectly. me personally avoiding the phlog charge changes nothing if he kills most of my team you cannot win a 3v12. pyro outruns every class but scout when they're backpedaling and you don't have line of sight to the pyro taunting if he's camping around the corner in a choke.>only time phlog shines is on claustrophobic as hell maps where everything is so fucking tight that allows for the weapon to be usefuleven open maps like swiftwater and upward have areas where a pyro can taunt around a corner and immediately be in range of enemies.
