This game changed my life
Mediocre slop overshilled by China/South Korean shills
>>740273849more like changed the volume of sperm in your body, dumbotake a nap and think it over, you wont remember anything in 2 weeks
>>740274160Anon is probably obsessed with the bitches that don't even exist. Many such cases.
>>740273849This game made me obsessed with Korean girls. Eve, Tachy, and Raven are so hot!
I'm guessing you played it and you think you're a woman now
>>740273849happens a lot when you play a very good game
>>740273849>Be SONY>buy rights>game about to release>troons dont like it>be SONY>hand rights back to shiftup>game releases>game becomes cult classic>game is the most popular SONY release on PCSONY has to be the biggest retards on Planet Earth. YOU LITERALLY HAD THE FUCKING RIGHTS TO THIS SHIT AND YOU BLEW IT
OP here the game inspired me to become a woman.
>>740274468kek
>>740273849Glad they made it out of Snoys grasp and decided to self publish
>>740274572I had one of those at my arcade back in 1998. It was always powered off so I never got to play it.
>>740274598high expectations for SB2
Only going to Matrix 11 now, its "okay". Its crazy how Rebirth tanked so much shit for yellow paint, the awful climbing, open world slop and this game hits all of those marks too. How fucking lazy is the enemy placement, of the same like 4 people in this wasteland? Really just wish the game was linear with side paths, like the intro part of the game. Having this area is a drag especially when health/energy upgrades are around.Also the shooter-only area was really shit
>>740274468Good, a game like this should not belong to SONY
>>740274892sorry to break it to ya but there is another one of each things you didnt like waiting for you after matrix 11.the area after that is phenomenal tho
>>740274468Sony never had or "bought" rights to SB. It was always ShiftUp's first console game. In fact it was originally going to be multi-plat until Sony sponsored it, similar to Nintendo with Bayo 2, and therefore made it exclusive. Unlike Nintendo however Sony is retarded and decided to port their valuable exclusives to PC where they generally sold less anyway so in that way they did still blow it by devaluing SB's PS exclusivity and keeping Eve as a PS character.
>>740274918my guy how much fishing did you do for that shit
>>740273849Its pretty good for a goon game. Unfortunately thats all anyone will ever really see it for despite what else it does well.
>>740275115>seething about sony porting it to pcfound the snoy
>>740275095Weird choices all around then. Like damn I remember Rebirth getting shit for the vacuum, and this game also has you move a slow ass fucking box around to get a chest. Also not a fan of having to be at a fast travel spot, to then fast travel to others. Especially in this wasteland.
>>740275147Are you sexually aroused?
>>740273849Its pretty funny how terrible the english voice acting is. All but maybe 1 character couldnt be bothered to give half a shit.
>>740275197Either stop playing the game or stop being a bitch about it
>>740275197lots of little things like that, makes sense considering its a gacha dev studio's first attempt at an actual game.still, they managed to make a great combat system, even if later mobs start to become a chore
>>740274868I'm not having any hopes it will get announced tomorow bwi. All of shift up's socials have been pretty quiet.
congrats on your transition
>>740275506>its a gacha dev studio's first attempt at an actual gameThis is definitely the vibe I get from it. Some fun mechanics that a majorjty of popular action games share just to play it safe. It doesnt do anything too drastically different but its a solid starting point
>>740275115Sony literally handed the rights back to shift up because troons didn't like it. They could have bought the Stellar Blade rights at any time since they fucking published the game
>>740276221source for any of this? because Sony just published the game
>>740273849Why can’t Koreans make a game with good movement. Trying to stand on a specific place with any character is a chore and fuck the platforming because it’s a crapshoot if she’s ever going to grab the rope or ledge or ladder of whatever since it just doesn’t register half the time. The movement alone brings this game down an entire point for me.
>>740276510just go into aiming mode for precise movements retard
>>740273849>>740273942The Koreans and their spamming threads made me passively avoid this game altogetherIf you have to make 10k "OH NO NO NO GAMING IS HEALING READ THIS TWITTER SNIP" threads its probably a mediocre game
>>740273849i am the canon Nikke commander and i jacked off to eve & raven tag-teamming me this morningthank you for your attention on the matter
>>740276624meds
>>740276672Gaming is healing...
>>740274468Literal retard headcannon, they just had timed exclusivity and funded some development but they are still third party
>This game changed my life
>>740273849I hope SB2 has a self-insert who can fuck and impregnate all the girls.
>>740273849Are you that martin guy
>>740278331imagine the seethe if the protag was a dude.
Stellar blade mogs reddit automata so hard
>>740278665Only men can impregnate women
Be honest, you would not have played this game if the character was an ugly trannoid.
>>740273849I hope it's because you were a gacha addict and realized you can just play real games instead of a chore simulator
>>740274468Didn't the same thing happen with Kpop Demon Hunters where Sony sold it to Netflix?
>>740278758>you wouldn't play games you don't find appealingwe got a genius over here
>>740278758Is this even a question?
Western characters are so ugly overrealistic these days so of course this did well
SEX WITH EVE RAVEN AND LILY
>>740273942It's good good boss fights and the soundtrack Is great, also eve is super hot, learn to enjoy things my dude
>>740278758no shit
>>740273849I got the voices crack but have yet to install it.
>>740278758Yes. In fact, most people won't play a game that doesn't appeal to their sensibilities.
>>740274468>game is the most popular SONY release on PCAfter it got cracked and people started pirating it.Sony wasn't seeing their investment back lmao.
>>740279524>he doesnt know
>>740279524>After it got cracked and people started pirating it.It had the highest CCU of any single player sony game on steam.
They needed to scrap the open world shit and just make it linear. The straight story missions are all really good, and then you get thrown into the semi open world Nier slop with characters that you couldn't give less of a fuck about.
>>740280341Its clear both big open areas and bulletin missions are to pad out the game time. I guess saying total playtime is around 30 is better than ~15 if you just do the main areas in a row
>>740280486>>740280341You just know it's completely irrelevant when both underground lab areas can immediately be accessed in the open world sections, allowing you to skip 90% of it.
>>740278331I hope SB2 has Lily fuck and impregnate all the girls
>>740281375I already did. Lily too sorry.
>>740278275The fact that this is in game lol. Keep on keeping on Shift Up
>>740273849Waiting for a sale
>>740273849we know, maciej
>>740273849game was too hard for me, I know it's not a Souls game but I hate any of these nowadays 3d action games where dodges, parries, counters are so important and you die in 2 or 3 hits from random mooks and they can just combo you anyway
>>740279524retard
>>740279947How did it beat Spider-Man? Do people on PC just not give a shit about Spider-Man? lol
>>740285247hot woman + mods
>>740285270>>740285314>>740285348Holy shit, how does he do it?!
>>740285247>4 year wait for a spider-man game everyone already played twice on PS4 and PS5 versus 1 year wait on an anticipated actually good new IPgee I wonder why the peak is so low good golly gosh you retard
>>740285247>how did a good game beat a pile of shitI don't know anon, truly a mystery
Can someone tl;dr about this weird ass bot?
>>740286202Some guy obsessed with the game for more than 2 years.
>>740286202Some Indian (polish?) tranny who really hates hot woman apparently.
>>740279947sony exec will see this and still blame pc players for their mid games
>>740286732He's back again. Protect EVE from that delusional beta cuck Nocucki!
>>740274468>cult classicthis means it was a financial failure that was loved by a certain smaller demographic.the game is just a classic by definition.it did really well financially and has a good strong core audience its specifically for
>>740278758i would not play a game with an ugly woman or trans person at all. it is either a man or a hot girl
>>740278259
Bump
>>740287613Sane person, and not a bot
I can't buy it because of Denuvo
Is it possible to have a real thread about it now?Because every time I see an SB thread, it's either never about the game and instead some culture war bullshit about race, culture war bullshit about attractive women in gaming, or some literal schizo posting his face
ive been playing it for about 4 hours i dont understand the hype behind this game is mid at best the girls are hot ill give that but the game is a snooze and super generic
I hope the sequel gets more kpophttps://youtu.be/pjzFv_IqnRo?si=ckUBJRuBlsToc5xQ
>>740273849I like it better than Black Myth Wukong, which is saying something because that game was pretty good.
Where do you guys get your mods?
>>740290681Never played Wukong but if SB is better than it must be a terrible game. Because SB is just a shitty version of Automata's combat system.
>>740291045>Shitty versionWhich is to say they play completely nothing alike at all.
>>740291045SB is like if Nier Automata was actually fun to play, though.
>/v/ laments no soulful AA games are coming out>one does>/v/ completely hates it for retarded microscopic reasons>meanwhile they'll praise genuinely jank games like chaos legion because of their age
>>740291079SB couldn't even copy the pod properly and you end up with trash like the charge blast lol. I'm not gonna even mention how inferior the combat animations are on Eve compared to Nier.
>>740291204Why would they copy the pod? The pod in nier automata was fucking awful that you just hold down because the game was a shitty bullet hell. The drone is SB feels more like a bolter from Space Marine 2.
>>740291204The pod is a total failure in game design though. Hope you enjoy holding down the fire button permanently in combat as 2B. Nier Automata wasn't a bad game, but the gameplay was the weakest part of the experience, whereas SB has smooth combat that is actually fun to engage with.
>>740291258Oh yeah let's talk about the triumph of design that was the lab sections in SB lmao. Only thing SB did better than Nier is fishing.
Unless you prove you have beaten hard mode boss challenge Raven, I don't listen to your posts about gameplay
>>740291258I don't know why people are arguing with nier automata in terms of gameplay when that game doesn't even have proper boss battles in the same vein as soulslikes.
I LIKED THE SHOOTING ONLY SEGMENTSYEAH I SAID IT
>>740291292Yes I liked the lab sections because it was dead space kino and want the second to focus more on third person shooting and just tie it in with Nikke so that your nier fags fuck off.
>>740291326I did. And as well as the Nikke mini games. The sound design for the dron guns is unironically satisfying as fuck especially with a PS5 dualsense controller.
I too enjoyed the Nikke sections, I liked the gameplay
>>740291292The lab section in SB was fun. The gun is strong enough that it didn't feel like a serious handicap being restricted to it, and I knew it would only last for that level anyway. In terms of design, it was good for getting people to use the new tool, and the boss was fun if too easy. If that's your example of egregiously bad levels, you need to play more games. Wake me up when there's a forced stealth section or a poison swamp. SB has vastly better cosmetics and outfits, an even more lovingly-rendered ass, and much better combat than Automata.
for me it was those guardian chicks in the desert before the gun only sections
>>740279116>soundtrack Is greatshit taste
>>740291337>>740291451You people are deluded. The lab section are literal cope by the devs. They were so insecure in their own design they put ammo dispensers in every room and then forced you to you use some of the worst gun mechanics invented by humanity.
>>740274468I wouldn't define it as cult classic the same way Automata isI had fun playing it although the main story is quite short and has felt like they did not explain everything on purpose so that people could get excited for SB2
Was /v/ always this much of a waste of a board?I was expecting discussion, instead I just get "it's shit it's shit it's shit"
>>740291515what would you like to talk about anon?
>>740291501The gun was so powerful everything died in a couple hits. It's not exactly a jarringly bad experience, lol.
>>740291587Literally anything about the game, even videogames on /v/I feel like ever since around 2019 or so, /v/ has become nothing but twitter and just calling everything shit
>>740290948
>>740291501What's cope about it? It's a console third person shooting section. Many of them make the gunplay like that. I liked it because it was supposed to be a horror section.
>>740291641what do you like and dislike about the game?design aside I like doing combos and the variety of moves Eve has, unfortunately I'm not that good at remembering the inputs. the story was entertaining but I have done one of the endingwhat I disliked was how punishing the combat is if you can't dodge or evade for shit and also it felt like they wanted to make the game longer by introducing a shitton of side quests. also the enemies are damage sponges
>>740273849This game surprised me.It's 100% gooner bait but easily one of the most enjoyable action games I've played in recent years.
>>740291808I liked most everything, the setting was great, the mechanical design was awesome, there's tons of little soulful touchesThe gameplay was more fun and dynamic than the non-players give it credit for, but it does feel like it couldn't fully commit to being a full on stylish action game, still I'm happy to play something without a stamina barThe fact you can do judgement cut in the game, yet /v/, who apparently loves DMC, never mentions this, proves to me they didn't play it
>>740291808Combat in general is good. It requires enough git gud not to be boring but not so much it'd pass my rather low frustration threshold. A lot of tools to use to get through it, maybe even too many by the standards of normal mode.Also I like that the girls are hot.Everything else is meh to shit. The setting is extremely lacking in creativity. The open world segments are too similar, there's only so much brown you can expect people to want to deal with. The enemies almost never properly fit into the parts of the world they're in. The music is sometimes horribly off vibe. And the story is a mcguffin hunt with an extremely predictable outcome.
>>740287613I'M EVE'S HUSBAND!!!...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
>>740292010the Raven fight OST is so out of place and I love it
>>740292580It makes sense when you consider that it's reflecting how batshit crazy she is which is why the song is mostly gibberish and progressively becomes more and more unhinged and distorted.
OH MY AUTOGYNEPHILIA!
>>740292686>tfw no insane possessive gf with monkey ears
>>740293598And bushy eyebrows. Bushy eyebrows. That's the nost important part.
ASHKANIKASHASHKANISHKASH
>>740293916I keep hearing it as SONICOSONICONICO UNTZ UNT UNTZ WUB WUB WUB NISE NIMOS TORAAAAAA
Im just glad this faggot is spamming his autism and killing all conversation about this shit game.
>>740273849Same.It made sure I would NEVER buy a game at full price ever again.>>740273942/thread
>>740294120I'm glad the filter is working
Combat is too basic for how long the game is.
>>740293669chubby cheeks and pouty lips too
>>740293916I thought it just kept repeating Costa Rica for some reason
>>740294562Pure love
>>740293916>>740294034
>>740296547Full sweep
>>740299020so I was close with "Costa Rica"
>>740300178Niconico ni
does Eve poop and if not how did she not know she was a robot beforehand
>>740273849OP, how, did it make you straight?!?FACT!!!
>another coomer threadDoes anybody actually play videogames?
>>740294509Tbh $70 is an insane price for anything other than best game in last 5 years
>>740300806it is the best game if you have high T and arent a gamblingfag
I looked up the schizo's channel and he just plays gacha and Crimson Desert. It's worse than I expected.
>>740300603where do you think you are?
>>740274572delet this
anyone who doesn't like this game not only has no business being on /v/, they would be flayed alive if there were any justice in this world.
>>740301295Based
>>740300924As a high T man I just fuck my wife and work outside. Your balls are likely shrunken from all the gooning.
>>740302198
>final boss is bad end exclusiveretarded decision desu
>>740302198kek this faggots wife wont let him play so he pretends like it's a bad gameLMAOanyway if you were really high-t you'd be making White children and playing this kino despite what your wife says.
>>740301295I am >>740274892 and just rolled credits. Its a solid like 7/10. I think one weapon hurts it, the weapon itself doesn't really have interesting combo paths like say Khazan which also only had 3 weapon types but was way more fun to play. The bosses in the back half, probably starting from Tachy onwards are more interesting but don't really get too difficulty IMO. Providence was a bigger spike in terms of moves being annoying than Raven who herself was a bit tougher than the "Unidentified" aka crow raven.All the big map shit is so fucking awful, genuinely so many of the things other games get shit on for is here. Platforming sucks, yellow paint everywhere, low quality writing in side quests of characters who are boring. Two shooter-only segments, with the same enemies, and the same boss?? The sequel has alot of fat to trim.But genuinely the most overrated part of this game is the music. I can't think of one track I'd listen to in a week. Compared Xion to the Resistance camp from Nierhttps://youtu.be/0K5vCbTnv6khttps://youtu.be/5sN6hsuMH5QWhat a downgrade
>>740302806>just rolled credits in 16 hoursyeah i tend to dislike games i rush through also>most overrated part of this game is the musicfucking dogshit taste
>>740302872couldn't have said it better myselfwhat a clown.
>>740302872>doing the main parts of the game and some minor side stuff that ended up being tedious from all the travel back and forth is rushing itHow the fuck could you not "rush" this game. The bulletin stuff was tedious ontop of there not being too much reason to do it via rewards, but the side quests have super long dialog exchanges of characters that aren't interesting and still require fast travel to another area. Do minor thing, then back. Everything takes just long enough to make it annoying.Everyone surely like the Witcher 3 fast travel which required you to be at a signpost, so lets also do the same thing. If I could fast travel from any spot I'd probably have done more, but being in the middle of nowhere, running back to a phone booth to load across the map to do another minor thing is just not worth my time.also this was very lame, the area itself and only getting to fight one of them based on the ending choice.
>>740302783>let me tell you about women and family making despite being a terminal incelRiveting.
>>740303206>incelwhy do troons still try this shit when it's an instant self-report?
>>740303206uh oh self report
>>740303206
Reporting me won't fix your fried brain or make you lose your virginity.
jesus christ it's more of a tourist than i thought. how embarrassing
>>740291489>good sound track with tonnes of effort put into it, even had all the nier automata tracks if you have 2b's outfit equipped>Fat retard on /v/ says I have shit tasteTake the wig off
>>740273849Please thank our sister game for funding SB. Even if the sequel flops you know they can make back their investment in 3 months.
>>740273849Change your diaper first.
>>740305064I shot the creature
>>740278758I wouldn't even play Armored Core 6 if the character was an ugly trannoid.What's your point?
>>740285265Stellar Blade's modding community (and every Unreal engine game for that matter) is severely lacking
>>740305435this is the one game i don't even feel like modding. it already has what i want.
>>740285602DO EVE AND RAVEN NEXT !
>>740305517You are missing out on A LOT. Also, fishing feels genuinely unbearable without the fast fishing mod.
>>740273849It's a very good action combat game, regardless of the over-welcomed desert maps. The last part in the space tower and the ending are pure kino.
>>740305435?
>>740305696well i pretty much no-lifed the game when it came out on PC until i 100%ed it, so i didn't really have any options yet. i'll check them out for my replay soon though
>>740305707Space elevator section was pure kino indeed
>>740305873my graphic settings made this scene look like shit
>>740273849>mfw when tachy mode hits
Nowicki fucks them frequently
https://youtu.be/Dm00SGe2S5c
>>740305970sucks
I turn 40 next year. I cranked one out to Eve several times while playing this. A video game hasn't made me do that since Humba Wumba in Banjo-Tooie 26 years ago. So yeah, I'm looking forward to the sequel.
>>740307504how's the back oldfag
>>740309015non-existent?
>>740290450banger
>>740274468>make marathon (2026)
>>740305519Why bother? Eve and Tachy is better than Eve and Raven so blud already peaked
>>740307710>Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't.
>>740311460I wanna find more of these gems
>>740311739Seems you triggered eve's husbando, have some actual content you requested https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKNt3j-4bNg
>>740313386thats not a wizard image but very cool
Story and characters were really bland, especially coming from Nikke which is really entertaining. Gameplay was great IMO. I wish there was a way to restore the 1.0 gore, don't care much about naked costumes but the gore was nice.
>>740303206bro, you're on /v/, you're not tough, you ain't no gangster, you're the same loser as all of us with maybe some extra steps>muh wifecareful there, you're going boomer mode
>>740274304Eve doesn't even look human with her strange bug features.The other two are fair enough.
>>740305519>>740311328actually, Tachy and Raven is the best
Ryona and defeat sex mods when?!
>>740314505something must be wrong with your eyes
>>740273849Changed my life too. Took me from healthy masturbatory habits to being a porn addicted gooner.
It's very boring.
>>740315039skill issue
SFMslop
>>740306039Nowicki doesn't have a dick
>>740273849It's better than I expected. But I would have preferred Tachy as the main PC. Just a matter of personal taste.
>>740284732There is a torrent of a repacked HV-free release.
>>740273849I want to give this game a try. I do. But I'm just afraid I'll have to pause it to fap every five minutes and be unable to stay focused to fully play and enjoy it.
Is it me or do weapon upgrades do nothing.
>>740321340slight damage increaseblame the gook brain damage from mmos
>>740321340I noticed that 60 damage is like nothing. Was using that flat +60 damage on combo's because I figured at least in early game it's good but then I actually tested out how much 60 is and it's fucking nothing
>>740291079This its the music
>>740273849you are brown
>>740273849Post the gameplay
>>740323457boss fight webm too biggo to youtube
>schizo purge in both threadsNice
>>740317185modding can help with that>>740325567>bothheh.
