Laura Croft gets her old proportions back, but she is black.Do you accept this?
>>740274795Fuck no.
Her old proportions the triangles?
>>740274795only if she gets BWC'd
>>740274795I'm actually shocked they didn't try this
chocolate milk truck just arrive
>>740274795If she looks like that yeah. i don't think anyone minds hot black women but they keep using debra wilson as a base for design.
Non-white chicks with huge boobs are the only way to end racism but I'd still prefer they were white
>>740274795Only if she's also trans.
>>740274795Only if her canonical husband is white
>>740274795
>>740275002nigga you gay as hell
holy sexo
>>740274795Nope. As an Irish man I only like White British women.
>>740275002Erm, based?
>>740274795I hate niggers so no.
>>740275072what if she had a penis though
The harsher reality for black women is nobody cares about the skin color but rather the hideous negroid facial features
>>740274795This would never happen. She would be a mom of 3 black woman with attitude
>>740274795You know god damn well they wouldn’t make her that hot
Are there any mods like this for the reboots, at least for the tits
>>740275161This. There's a reason literally every time someone posts a hot black chick, there are instantly 10 replies of "white features"
I love making up scenarios to be angry at
>>740275861It prepares me for when it eventually happens. Don't ever think that today is the worst it's ever going to be when everything has been getting worse for 20 years.
>>740275861Angry? I think the OP means horny
>>740275861This but unironically. Anger is fun.
>>740274795Absolutely not. Plenty of women with smaller tits are hot, but apes aren't.
>>740274795Only if she rides a white stallion for most of the game.
>curly hairNo.>straight hair...Maybe. Make it a spin off with a new character and we'll talk.
>>740275161>>740275559>In highschool had gym with an Indian girl>Had silky straight bob hair and was stunning looking >The only thing was she was dark as fuckI remember being absolutely fascinated by her
Just remake sheva
>>740274795tomb protester...
>>740274795No, keep her well endowed but compared to other black women not br*tish women
I mod the nog
>>740277301>I CANT RAID
>>740274795i would dip in the chocolate if you catch my drift
>>740274795I wouldn't mind a chocolate Larait's too big tho
>>740274795As many times they've tried to reboot this franchise and fucking failed so hard, why not? I'd probably play it, if it was on game pass.
>>740274795I don't get the hype of this Unchartedslop remake.
>>740277671>end of days Core soft reboot with Angel of Darkness>Core dies>Crystal Dynamics picks it up>LAU trilogy soft reboot>Eidos dies>Squeenix picks it up>Complete reboot Uncharted survivor schizophrenic trilogy of racial shapeshifting asexual scrawny fake Laras and a butch ugly one. Bows and picks over shorts and dual pistols >Free on several giveaways >Embracer picks it up>Merge nuLara with short shorts and dual pistols but keep the stupid necklaceGuess what happens next? Another reboot
>>740274795Blacks hate these mixbloods that the red blooded white men find attractive, so it's physically impossible.
>>740274795monkey paw, its a big boobed debra wilson
>>740274795If she's hot, sure. Granted, I think they game will be bad primarily because the people who make these sort changes are typically poor storytellers as well.
>>740274840fpbp/thread
>>740277769Its just not the late 90s again, let it go. She just doesn't have the staying power or interest anymore. That's why im suprised the new 007 game did well.
>>740274795It would be the only Tomb Raider game I'd actually play.
>>740274795This is unironically better than the other new lara who has a flat ass, flat tits, and is indian.
>>740277925Haven't had one since GoldenEye pretty much, underutilized unlike Tomb Raider
>>740274795yes because if they want to be realistic they're going to have to have her big dark chocolate nips visible in that green top
her face is more important than her proportionsshe's not just a discount megan fox
>>740277925James Bond has a kind of forever appeal, that was proven when everyone thought Bond couldn't exist in a world where the cold war was over but Goldeneye showed they were wrong.
>laurakys
>>740274795SureI wasn't going to play the game anyway, they can do whatever they want with her
Alicia vikander is revolting to look at
>>740274795YES
>>740274795My what a caucazoid bone structure on that negress. All she needs is some blue contact lenses and straightened hair and she's got the modern more palatable ""brown"" character down.
>>740274795Sheva alomar from resident evil spin-off game?also this >>740274890
>>740274795not if she looks like a perpetually angry and bitter bitch that goes to mcdonalds to have a fight over the wrong order, like in opalso get a new ip instead of corrupting the old one you hack
>>740275061
the market for games with hot black girl protagonists is underexploited
>>740274795Sexy black women are amazing, so yes 100%
tomb raider isnt even a good series, its only popular because of nude cheat code rumours from 30 years ago.
I will always encourage any woman of any race to cosplay whoever they want because I find it sexy.
>>740274795If she looks like prime Pam Grier then maybe
>>740274795no, because lara croft is not black.she is a caucasian british woman with an old money background and huge tits.
>>740282863CHOCOLATE MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILK!
>>740274795Not really changing her race would mean changing her face to fit the racial aesthetic or she would look too weird.>>740282057Lara's original design in concept art had her as a Hispanic woman instead of Caucasian. Her name was Lara Cruz before it was changed to Croft.
>>740275861I love fucking with cucks like you. Cuz there isn't anything funnier than a cuck who's constantly seething at chuds.
>>740274795yesblack woman and big tits both give a vulgar vibe so they fit togetherwhite woman and small tits have a noble vibe
>>740274795Yes but only if her name is Clara Roft and not something blackanese like Awkwa Finna King
>>740274795soooo uncharted 4 and lost legacy again? you think you're original?
>>740274795Fuck yes
>>740274795The problem with this hypothetical is that they wouldn't make her hot.
>>740274890This nigga can't stop thinking about dick lmao you gay, nigga? A lil faggot?
>>740274795Do we still get the lara croft raped by huge cocked futas and horses porn?
>>740274795The funny thing with race swapping is the black girl nearly never looks good. Especially with movies, they pick up the worst actresses to cross multiple boxes on the diversity bingo.
>black* clicks "ignore" *
>>740274795Plot twist, she played by Debra Wilson.
lau were the last good tomb raider gamesunderworld was slightly a bore in mexico and jan mayen levels, but still a solid 7/10legend was great and anniversary is the best tomb raider game
>>740286181Why not just give Lara her normal proportions, period?
>>740274795No and fuck no
>>740274795There's some history guy who plays Hearts of Iron on jewtube who has an incredibly hot afrikween wifeI am jealous
>>740286263ew why does she have to be on her period
>>740274795What is Lara had her proportions enhanced above what she had before, but she was even blacker?
>>740287056What does being on one's period have to do with breast size?Quite a lot, actually. The feminine hormones cause the breasts to swell up. This is thought to be an evolved trait. It means men more likely to impregnate a woman when she is fertile.
>>740286263>SagDisgusting, this is why bolt ons look better
>>740274795Acceptable but she also needs to be bisexual and save then make out with at least one woman.
>>740287147the poop lips really aren't selling me on this at all
>>740286263this is the bare minimum i need to buy this gamebut we won't get it so i won't buy it
>>740287421Better?
>>740274795blacked*
>>740287498good tits but man jaw and short hair?
>>740274795Lara. Not Laura.And no shes British not Nigerian
>>740274795They should just fucking do it, i have no hope for modern AAA slop but watching schizos rage about how black Lara Croft is destroying western civilisation would be based. Give her an African American accent and make the entire soundtrack gangsta rap for bonus pointsI'd also accept her in Chinese
>>740274795SHIEEEEEEEE MOOP DA BOOP DA MOFFUGGEN NOODZ SHIEEEEE
>>740287578She has a ponytail, so her hair is actually quite long. I'm not seeing any squareness to her jaw, so I wouldn't call it masculine. Her skin is a bit dark, though. Could use some bleaching.
>>740277671I hate forced DEI shit as much as the next guy but the idea of this is totally fine with me for some reason. Maybe it's because of how much of an insufferable whiner nu-lara is, I'd take sassy black nigress lara any day of the week over the charisma vaccum we've been getting for well over 10 years at this point. Besides, even if you hate nig lara at least you can get a kick out of her dying in a variety of brutal ways.
>>740287857>Maybe it's because of how much of an insufferable whiner nu-lara isNU-nu-Lara isn't like that, though. She has her confidence back.
>>740274795Attractive black women are illegal in current year
>>740274795I think Nu-Nu-Nu-Lara looks cute.No need to make her black, make a new fun game set it its own universe with a cute black female protagonist and I'll play it.
i love lara so much it's unreal
>>740274795Make the black Lara a sidekick. So then we can have porn where both get captured at the same time and tied up together.
>>740288835and forced to sloppy lesbian kiss for at least 20 minutes
>>740274795No frizzy hair. Straight hair only.Frizzy hair is for poor people.
>>740274890Good cuck
>>740274795Only if the death scenes in the game are more varied and more gruesome.
>>740274795LIQOUR STORE RAIDER
>>7402747952 questions:does she keep the english accent?do we get the old gameplay back or does it continue to be "uncharted if he female"?third question, will it continue the ryona/overly detailed death scenes from the more recent games?
>>740289051based fellow ryona chad
>>740274795hmm idk, let's see her ass
>>740276092the idea of a black lara croft being something that is so earth-shattering like getting a divorce or your parents dying or some shit is the funniest thing i've read all day
>>740274795But Lara Croft isn't black thoughbeit. If you make another game with another protagonist who is black and looks sexy, people might buy that though. But let's be honest here, they will never make a game with a sexy black woman. Never ever. Why? Because the point is to fuck with the male audience, not to give them something they like. That's the main purpose of western video gaming these days, for the most part.
