$50,000 in your hand no questions asked, or nout (what we in cali call in n out) brunch with kojima?
$50,000
Flying Dutchman (onions) with animal fries and Neapolitan shake
>>740275360money
the weinstein of gaming
There's a picture where he's eating at Checkers/Rallys and it looks kino as fuck. I wish I could find it again.
>>740275360Worst thread on /v/
With those 50 I can eat with Kojimba thousands of timesI am smart
>>740275360most RETARDED op question i ever read on /vgrats.even $10 >>>>>> kuckjima
I'm from wali and we call it innies you poser freak
>>740275360>in n outi dont do sodomy. You do you OP.
When exactly did he become so hated? I'm a huge fan of the series and for me even the unfinished shit that was 5 I blamed on Konami. Mostly because the gameplay was so fire.It wasn't just death stranding. Was it how he first replaced David hayter and then went on to pursue norman reedus for DS? And then all his public appearance and starfucker shit, that was what turned everyone against him wasn't it? And isn't it all completely irrelevant to the quality of the games?Quite a curious case, his.
>>74027536050k and then I go eat Whataburger alone. Retarded ass question just perpetrating a geriatric's cult of personality. Fucking kill yourself you brainwashed cultist.
>>740275902for me it was seeing this neverend stream of>kojima is a mastermind he completely prophetized the state of the world 20 years from nowand it's just a mass of people watching youtube slop essays misinterpreting his games, which in themselves are just coagulations of american media slammed together with retarded bullshit superpowers filling the gaps
>>740275902He seems like a pretentious dickhead which is probably what got him fired from Konami in the first place. But to be fair the Norman Reedus Silent Hill would've been 100x times better than the f slop and death stranding combined
>>740275360brunch with Kojimaid get him to fund my indie game by comparing it to some hollywood film
>>740275360Can I legally shoot the pretentious slant?
>>740275360>nout (what we in cali call in n out)Nobody says that
>>740275360I'd be more interested in destroying a couple of chalupas with Kaneko at Taco Bell purely so I can bombard him with completely useless, inane questions about all the shit he drew for SMT, but I'll take the money even in that case since I have no idea if he's actually going to say anything worth listening to or if he's going to talk about Barbara G. Walker like a schizo. I just want to know what's under Raidou's hat, goddamn.
>>740275360$50k is more useful to me than a meal with Kojima.
>>740276026But isn't that completely irrelevant to the quality of his games?They are his games btw. This man got his 3rd game into 3d on ps1 and what did he do with the technology? He made you use first person to find the Meryl because she shakes her ass when she walks. That's my nigga right there. A real nigga.
>>740275360>nout (what we in cali call in n out)no we dont
>>740275360$50,000 of Culver's burgers please.
>>74027536010k, thanks.
>>740276374>Culver'shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oek3-vaKOZM
>>740275902mgsv being directionless and unfinished was a pretty clear case of him being a hack but people wrote it off as konami being to blame up until death stranding released and showed he's just become a aimless hack obsessed with hollywood and celebrities. people acted shocked by the AI support but really him falling in love with the technology that lets him make photorealistic images of him having sex with celebrities is not much of a shock. he's basically just become a parody of himself at this point
he's got good taste in women
I would take $0 over eating lunch with a plagiarist.
>>740276676213
>>740275360In N out is just McDonalds
>>740275902I started hating him after it became clear he just cared more about hanging out with A-list Hollywood actors than making games.
>>740275360You can tell this board is truly dead because eveyone here hates kojima now. Old /v/ wouldn't think twice about getting to sit and have a chance to learn about the inner workings of kojima's mind.
>>740275902he boasted about being an auteur constrained by konami and then death stranding came out it turned out its a garbage walking simulator . He also tried to interminble with hollywood stars
>>740277136I don't want to learn about the inner workings of the mind of someone who said "Solid Snake is a clone, not a real human being, so he doesn't have real emotions"
>>740277010McDonald's if they use beef tallow
>>740277136The board isn't dead, we just gained more knowledge and realized how much of a hack fraud Kojima is. He's been carried to his current position off of the hard work of everyone else he's been on a team with. The only reason he's famous is because he took the Western approach of hogging the spotlight instead of the proper Japanese approach of remaining humble, which almost no one except for gaming history experts know the names of the real men behind the games Kojima claims to have masterminded.
>>740276586>>740277090What celebrities is he hanging out with?
>>740275360lunch but just so I can punch him in the face and see his reaction
>>740275902People realized Kojima didn't make Kojima great, Konami made Kojima great.
>>740277136actually looking at the man's daily life and interests and you can tell he has an insanely surface level take on everything. the man who wrote a game about an evil AI taking over the military industrial complex turning around and hocking AI because he can make funny pictures with it is functionally retarded.
>>740277329Explain how he is wrong?
>>740275360i'll take the penny that doubles in size every day
>>740277546maybe play MGS1 and find out
>>740277427have you seen the cameos in death stranding? or his twitter at all? he's been brushing elbows with celebs for ages, /v/ had a mini meltdown because he scanned in that fucking tranny a while back.
>>740275360I tell kojimbo that his games suck dick then throw my shitty cardboard flavored hamburger to the floor and run away with the $50,000
>>740276676No he doesn't, he just picks whoever is trendy in hollywood.
>>740277427>>740276676
>>740277590I've done that at least ten times over 20 years ago. Now tell me how the emotions of a clone matter? Clones are expendable. You don't just replace big boss with a fucking clone. Even the clone who aged 40 years in 5 spent an entire hour long cutscenes and boss battle trying to save the boss's body.So why would his emotions matter?
Farewell burger
Is the in n out paid for? Can I kick him in the balls?
>>740275902MGS4 released in 2008. This means Kojima has only released bad games for 18 years. Why shouldn't he be hated irregardless of all this other stuff?
>>740275902Kojima is very creative and talented but he needs boundaries and a studio that understands what makes a good game to keep him in line. David Lynch has the same problem, if you let him do whatever he wants he films everything on cheap digital cameras and deliberately uses horrible actors and cgi to make the most pretentious time wasting nonsense that only makes sense to him
>>740275360will kojima actually answer my questions
>>740275360Fuck no, mentally ill people are unpredictable
>>740277834the truth is that most creative people need tard wranglers to actually make good stuff
>>740277834I mean this in the gentlest way possible because I know TP season 3 was a messFiltered
>>740275902You're on /v/. It's full of hateful faggotsThat said, DS1 was good but MGSV was meh
>>740277386>instead of the proper Japanese approach of remaining humbleTo be fair to Hackjima, it is considered socially accepted in Japan for producers to suck themselves off. Even at Konami several others have done the same, they just weren't as successful as Kojima.
>>740275902High IQ people hated him at MGS3 because he ruined everything that Fukushima built, aka the real writer behind Metal Gear Solid (Kojima didnt create MG). Low IQ people hated him at MGS4 but it was just awful. The definition of a movie game. PS3 fags will say your wrong and praise it but it's because they had NOTHING to fucking play on PS3. Most normoids will say when he became Vice President of Konami. He did jack shit, he ruined Castlevania, he killed MG, he flew around the world on company time and money just to hang out with celebrities and pretend like he's a hollywood star. This jap nigger was even in a cameo for the Amazon TV show by the guy that did Drive. He is genuinely a hack and always has been. Even shit like Snatcher and Policenauts was just movie shit he stole and passed it off as his own big brain ideas.
>>740275902mostly the complete bathos of his attempts at profundity along with his recent slop games along with the hero worship he gets
>>740277386Uhhhhh sister didn't kojimbo make the first 2 games by himself for home computers before he hit it big?
He wants to be a fat western American so badly. Hasn't he gone on the record to say that Japanese food is shit and he loves burgers and American food? It's like he hates being Japanese.
>>740278262Have you ever had Japanese food
I like in-n-out but Kojima would eat literal dogshit if he saw people in Hollywood were doing it. It's the only reason he eats it.
>>74027536050kI'm not a celebrity worshipping faggot
>>740276676I want to flick Hunter's feminine balls
>>740275360I'd take the money since pretty sure Kojima can't even speak English.
>>740275360I’m not worthy
>>740275638He barely height-mogs all those women, kek.
>>740277982>High IQ>Low IQ>Your wrong Shut up retard
>>740275902>When exactly did he become so hated?I remember everyone hating him for Metal Gear Solid 2.
>>740275360I'm a Californian and In-n-Out is the most overrated burger restaurant of all time. I have no idea why people put it on such a high pedestal when it's really not that great. Niggas talk about it, saying shit like it's "the greatest burger restaurant ever." It's not even close. Is it dog shit? No, absolutely not. I enjoy how soft their buns are, I like their onions and the animal style sauce tastes good, but everything else is middling.The fries are literally among the worst I've ever had. Even when ordered with extra salt and well done, it has such a shitty, flavorless texture. When it's well done, it tastes like Styrofoam. The burgers themselves are nothing to write home about. And the wait is not worth it either (I've never been to an In-n-Out that didn't take over 30 minutes to get my food).UNIRONICALLY, I THINK MCDONALD'S QUARTER POUNDERS ARE WAY BETTER THAN IN-N-OUT. Especially from a good McDonald's. And I will die on this fucking hill.
>>740282346it's cheap (probably your mcdicks burger is more expensive), clean, staff is nice and they have bible verses on their bags and stuff so idc if I have to wait a bit for okay burgers.
>>740282346People just like their cheap shit massively available chain burger, anon. Of course there are better burgers. But they're usually small, local places, which doesn't allow for the same kind of hyperbole.
>>740282778>>740282793>it's cheapI've seen people like celebrities and tourists go to In-n-Out not because it's cheap but because they've fallen for the hype of its legendary status.Also, it's cheapness is not a justification for how fucking long it takes just to get into the drive-thru.
>>740275360Nobody in California has ever called out "nout"
>>740283073if you just walk in it's like 15 minutes. maybe up to an hour if you're at primetime dinner time on friday or something. I know people overrate it but I feel like the main people overrating it and telling you it's amazing aren't even from california
>>740276293But think of the KNOWLEDGE you'd gain anon, you cant put a price on that :)
>>740275360Give me the 50k, i have debt i need to clear and a car i need to fix, it would allow me to cruise until i hopefully find a job
>>740283073Brother just fucking walk in bro even that shit is packed they are always fucking cooking so the waits never that long. Mcdonalds in comparison can be barren and empty and the food will take forever to come out in comparison(Im a wagie so I would know, I blame all those fucking Doordash/App orders just fucking clog up everything)
>>740283073Why are you going through the drive-thru? Are you a McDummy?
>>740283150i was born there and i call it nout. getting some nouters. nouterooski. nout up.ur gay. suck my soft dick.
>>740277834i kind of get it though.it's not about making something "good", or "fun". it's a joke, almost. it's JUST for the guy who made it. you are not in on it. in fact, it's kind of better if you don't like it. it's about the absurdity of it. does that make you up your own ass? yes. but if you can do it and get paid for it, then that's badass. if i was in his position i would probably do the same thing he's doing. he's doing the game development equivalent of donuts in a parking lot. this shit is not for you.
>>740283550Are you from San Francisco?
>>740275360The money obviously.
