i don't wanna be xenophobic i wanna fuck aliens!
>>740276030>he says, posting the most boring, ugly and Humanoid alien possibleThis could have been a nice thread, but you had to fuck it all up
>>740276030Same
>>740276030The bukkake crystal on her forehead means she wants human men.
>>740276746That's her clitoris
>>740277025Don't think that's a real thing
>>740276373>uglyYou are gay
>>740276415why *are* eldars and humans lookalikes? Did them ancient ones uplift funny elf gorillas to make eldars while humans are a funny coincidence?Give me some meaty lore so I can justify having sex with elves or I'm siding with the objectively superior species that's about to eat the entire galaxy for dinner
>>740276373im all with fucking aliens but derailing it into not humanoid females and just animals just means you're a faggot that gets off to beastality
>>740277198Eldar evolved on their own, Old Ones thought it would be funny to uplift a race that looked like them as a big fuck you and also because they could.
jej
>>740277320wait humans were uplifted?
>>740277198In old lore, they were both bioengineered by the old ones with same templates. They were so similar, that they could freely interbreed and create hybrids (like that Ilian Nutpaste or something in ultramarines)in nulore, it's just a coincidence
>>740277324Wait, why did irliet learn monkey speak?
>>740277815they better still be able to interbreed
>>740277426In some old lore, human was the last project of the Old Ones before they died out. There is also some theory on why Big E is so powerful and why they couldn't recreate what brought him into existence in the first place: Big E also has the last remain soul of the Old Ones in him.
>>740276030>Yes Inquisitor, that's him right there
drukhari women are for _______
>>740278224rape
>>740278224PURGING
>alien>it’s a human with colored skin
>>740278224Sweaty mon-keigh sex
>>740278224She would just torture you 24/7, and not in the "hurts so good" kind of way Slaaneshfags do.
>>740277937She might've learned it to fool that cultist chick on Janus.
>>740278303>just
>>740278224RapeHumiliationSensory depravation chamberCorrectionAnd finally when the process is over, become my wives
>>740278750why is htat sister of battle the size of the eldarhow is that sister of battle the size of the eldar
>>740278912I used a shrinking gun (archaotech only the RT can afford) to further humiliate her
>>740278912She's in her power armor
>>740278912she's a big girl
>knife earswhy can't you fuck a qt genestealer like a normal person?
I just want to listen to her feelings, buy her nice things, and make her feel safe
Is it true that Dark Eldar is more expressive than normal Eldar?
>>740279512Sources tell me its supereffective against deldar
I think elves should be more common in sci-fi games
>>740278224being inferior
>>740280989>posts a literal fucking mutant, hated by her own servants, and only accepted by the imperium to be used as a compass
>>740276030Still holding out hope that those rumors about a new Eldar lady companion in Rouge Trader's 4th dlc are true. Yet I'm still upset that the game that should have a ton of leeway in working with xenos in 40k is going to be reduced to only having Eldar show up as xeno companions. Though considering how much Eldar have been shafted in lore and representation over the years, I can't be that upset they are finally getting some attention.
>>740282187No such rumors exist anon, it's just me shitposting
>>740280989who's the fishwife of the new game
>>740277946There is no evidence in current lore that a human and an Eldar could reproduce together. The sole existing Eldar/human hybrid is a genetic abomination clone created by Malcador so he can tell it all his fucked up secrets until it commits suicide and he clones it again.
>>740276030she looks like she fucks mon-keigh men
>>740280989>fully romance her>she fucking kills herself>ask for a long distance political marriage>she raises a long and successful line of navigators for the housewtf
>Multiple human factions>Multiple Eldar factions>Multiple tyranid factionsShould ork clans get their own army lists? Should there be multiple Tau or Necron armies?
>>740282925disco the smelly blank
>>740283159You got OwlKEKED
>>740283237Orcs don't need entirely new armies, they just need more weapons and equipment.
