>can hear teammate eating in background
>>740277965>he doesn't disable voice chat right after booting up the game
>>740277965*moves bag of chips closer to the mic so you can hear me eating in the foreground instead*
Instant mute
>It's a girl who's eating
>>740278170how the fuck could you even tell
>"brb smoke">"brb bio">"coughs">"sneezes">"grunts for no fucking reason">"loud fan in the background">"dog barking in the background">"kids screeching in the background"
>>740277965>dont own mic so i can't tell him to stfu
>>740278249Every time some faggot said "brb smoke" we would kick him from the fireteam.
>>740277965>can hear teammate farting in the background
>>740278249>incoherent Spanish babble with 2 separate soap operas and a crying kid in the background>guy playing hawaiian music holding his phone up to the mic>"hey guys if we could (SMOKE DETECTOR CHIP) to the point that'd be great"
yummers
>>740278217She moans and whimpers while eating her Pop Tarts (tm)
>>740278249>"grunts for no fucking reason"I'M OLD AND MY BODY JUST DOES THAT NOW
>>740277965I refuse to believe this has actually happened to anyone.
>>740278297>>740278249I remember playing with a random group on Helldivers one time, I think it was Helldivers? Anyway someone said "Brb gonna smoke" and we kicked him. Literally almost nobody likes playing with smokers. The audacity to think random people should wait for you to go smoke a cigarette because you have a problem.
>>740277965suck his dick and eat his shit
>>740277965>can hear actual sex happening>"back, sorry, my mom wanted something"
>>740278357You, I like you.
>>740278373He probably meant weed too, they think it's impressive. >flicks lighter in mic to let everyone know he's smoking weed
>>740277965i met a girl who ate like one small meal every 3-4 days because she thought eating is an addiction and people don't actually need it. she was extremely malnourished
>>740278410hot
>>740278532i guess she didn't want tofeed her addiction
>>740278249>Brb>doesn't return>just the sound of the fanDude was fucking missing and no one cared
>>740277965>teammate goes afk midgame to pick up his ubereats delivery
>Can hear teammate getting his dick sucked
>>740278775How do you know it isn't cunnilingus?
>>740277965I have a microphone for this purpose only
>Teammate starts talking about politics unprovoked
>>740278879Unironically based
>>740278879Based ASMR chad
>dog barking>yelling in Spanish it's always a fucking console tard
>>740278923fucking happens more often than it should in tf2
>>740278850that's fucking gay
>fag starts talking about how he goes on 4chan like he's some kind of badass
>teammate I regularly play with is a complete faggot, just constantly talking shit to everyone and calling it banter>girl with a cute voice joins the lobby>teammate turns into the nicest nice guy ever, encouraging everyone on the team, pointing things out and being helpful with a cheery voice the whole time>me watching this motherfucker the whole time
>hear voices in the background>it's his dad arguing with him>bro just keeps playingkek
>>740279078What's the PC equivalent? Eastern European babel and wife beating in the background?
>someone greentexts in the game's chat
>>740278517>>flicks lighter in mic to let everyone know he's smoking weedOr the ones that have to let you know they're doing the weed by putting the bong next to the mic so you can hear the gurgling. I told a sub-saharan it sounded like he was blowing bubbles in the chocolate milk his mommy got for him and he proceed to absolutely chimp out on the mic because I didn't tell him how cool he was I guess.
>can hear teammate eating in backyard
>"go to the bathroom, i can smell it"
>>740278249Heavy breathing gets me every time.
>>740278249>"brb bio"The fuck does this even mean
>>740277965>Teamate starts chugging water like he just woke up with a hangover
>>740280045"bio break" typically means "i have to go piss/shit"its a biological break
>guy just plays music nonstop and will take requests>can only hear him if you're in proximity anyway>cuts out immediately when he diesbased, as long as they actually play the game
>random stranger suddenly starts dropping truth nukes in chat
>funny guy with soundboard joins the channel
>smoke detector chirps
>>740277965this is why I do push to talk instead of open mic
>>740278532She wasn't wrong, but she was also overdoing it. If you're leading a sedentary lifestyle, which most gaymers do, you don't need more than one or two meals a day. If you eat as if you had been a normal, physically active human being, while doing nothing but sitting for 6-9 hours a day behind a computer, you will get fat.
>>740280490i hate poedrones so much it's unreal. fucking semen slurping faggots
These days it's always some Mexican with 15 people in the background, ages from 2 to 99, half of them arguing, half drunk, half playing mariachi music, some people playing a different game on an open mic, 2 dogs and 2 cats, fireworks, and an angry neighbor
>>740280743kek shrek detector kek !
>>740277965>Can hear little kid squealing, whining, and arguing into the mic.Fucking kill me.
>>740279646LOL!
>>740278249>"brb bio"I hate dumbass gen z slang
>>740280045It means he has to deal with his biofem(wife/gf). If he said "brb troon" it would mean he's going to deal with his trans gf/wife.
>>740281240hahalove the bait, my young friend
>>740280961D4 is so unbelievably shit I'm going to assume that you're upset because people outside your safe space aren't cheering that moron on for acting like a retarded edgelord. To which I can only suggest that you go outside for once in your miserable life and realize that it's not just PoE players. You live in a retard echo chamber.
>>740277965>can hear teammate eating in background>playing with bots
>>740277965>>can hear teammate eating in backgroundOr their annoying ass kids screaming in the background
>hey guys i gotta brb>everyone in the gc heard him pissinglol
>>740278040I did this and someone I know got mad about itWhy do I have to talk to random strangers to make people happy? I talk to them six days a week at work and don’t want to talk to unemployed losers on video games who spam music and fire alarms.
>>740281941LOL!
