CHOOSE YOUR BOND GIRL
jannies tongue my anus
>>740284758which one has a dick
>>740284836this one
>>740284758Not playing this woke trash. Not that it's even a game for most of it's runtime.
Then everyone clapped
the one on the most left
>>740284924oh my god how embarrassing
Someone certainly is embarrassing
Pure kino, top to bottom
>>740284758>black chick is actually hot and not a grocery store auntie And /v/ is trying to tell me that it is woke
>>740285330enjoy your aids
Cressida artwork/mods status?
>>740285330For me, it's her fucking beautiful, mystifying green-blue eyes. Final Fantasy eyes
>>740285398You can play as her during the Tacsim and the campaign if you combine the campaign outfits mod with the Bond girls mod
>>740285426She's a weeb dude and her ideal weekend is staying in to watch torrented animes
>>740285521Can she get any more perfect?
007 has the girls of the year
>>7402847583 > 5 > 4 > 2 > 1I didn't play the game
>>740286217Finally someone giving Isola some creditShe's super hot and her French accent is pure sexo
>>740286275DESU I liked her face the most I just choose 3 first because bunda
>>7402863951000% justified.
Still really funny to watch big streamers completely shitting the bed during the tutorial sections.
shill thread? shill thread.still not buying.
>>740285563Moneypenny is the correct choice because she'll tolerate you bagging all the other girls
>>740284758What is this, the itty bitty titty committee?
All or nothing/black or white thinking is a common symptom of autismThe game isn't 'based' or 'woke'. It's 007. If you think 007 is based, the game is based. If you think 007 is woke, it's woke
>>740287204Pretty much thisNew Moneypenny will straight up watch
James Bond has been getting saved/bailed out by Bond girls on screen since 1964
Vesper saved Bonds life in Casino Royale and he would have died right there in the parking lot without her
>>740284758neither because i need a pussy pubes chart before i pick
>>740287228I'm sorry anon but you're terminally retarded and gay. Race swaps of any kind are woke. Moneypenny is supposed to be a white woman.
>>740284758the one that saves Bond at the endnot to be confused with the others that save Bond through the game
>>740287559Craig Bond is not the best example to use for ANYTHING Bond-related. Craig Bond is the "we must be better men" of 007. He's the bearded Kratos of 007. If Craig Bond had a son, it would be his wife's son
>>740288043Cressida has strawberry blonde peach fuzz that she barely touchesMoneypenny has a monkeybush but she keeps it trimmed, though it's been at least a week since she's shaved so there's a nice soft carpetTheresa is waxed, perfect landing stripVicki is freshly shaved baldIsola has full trimmed bush and will shave a landing strip or a heart depending on her mood
>>740288174Casino Royale was written in 1953 and Vesper Lynd helps save him from the poison in the book.You are a fake fucking fan.
>>740288103Then 007 has been woke since Skyfall and you're never, ever going to enjoy it ever again.I enjoyed the film tremendously. Sad that you couldn't just because of the presence of a light skin black woman
How many girls do you fuck as bond?
>>740288413On screen, Bond burgers 3 different girls. Moneypenny gets legitimately cucked and is forced to watch one encounter before running away from her screenHe is propositioned/flirted with at least a dozen times. There are multiple phone numbers for dates written on his mirror, and there are several unnamed female NPCs who all want to fuck him. The only girl that was "off limits" for Bond was Cressida, the hot 001 agent who is Bond and his bro Monroes flatmate.
>>740288542Finally... A vidya protagonist I can relate to...
>>740288626Honestly? Same. I used to wear this exact basic fit and haircut
All the time in the world...home
Finally got to Vietnam, I guess this is going to be the last sort of social stealth area of the game before we get to the actual grand finale action shoot out bits.
>>740288334>Then 007 has been woke since Skyfall and you're never, ever going to enjoy it ever again.Casino Royale, but yeah, pretty much. Enjoy constantly talking to yourself in your shill thread.
>>740289145>I guess this is going to be the last sort of social stealth area of the gameNo, not really. There is a final one remaining, but that one is a bit meh. Vietnam is definately the most fun.
>>740289145No there is a little bit more stealth to come. But it's more setpiece focused.
>>740284924I thought that streamer drank himself to death?
>>740284758Whichever one is the meanestgirls like that would all be mean to me
>>740289189>Casino Royale is woke!Sure thing. Buh bye!
>>740288542>The only girl that was "off limits" for Bond was CressidaNot for the lack of trying on Bond's part. But I guess Cressida saw this conga line of random thirsty thots forming in front of Bond and went "nah, I don't need this shit, I'll go with a simple but endearing meathead instead".
>>740289193>>740289215I see. Definitely felt like I'm coming to the end game.>>740289310I got the impression that they both had a thing for each other before Bond ever showed up.
>>740289290That would be Isola.
>>740284758trash game. terrible combat and stealth ai
Wait, there are girls in this game? It's not like Hitman?
>>740289290>>740289352No question, she's the one who does the classic ice queen femme fatale act, "just be good and don't ask any questions, handsome" like Ada Wong pulls in RE2/4
>St John Smythe>literally John Smithkek
>>740289378It's 007 anon. 007. Do you know what Ian Fleming's James Bond 007 is?It's that.
>>740289528It's nothing like 007, it's kingsman at best.
>>740288542>There are multiple phone numbers for dates written on his mirrorAnd Cressida gets progressively more annoyed with every new sticker.
>It's nothing like 007Bait
>>740289378There are. And theyre all better than bond in every way and will boss him around.
>>740284758Bottom 2nd from the left is a man.
>>740289551>>740289690I see the shitposters have arrived.
>>740289690SyntheticMan, I am still not watching your review.
>>740289690>theyre all better than bond in every way and will boss him aroundName one
>>740289820Isola. The only character in the game I genuinely dislike, because I can't stand this Ada Wong archetype and hope she'll get killed off offscreen by SPECTRE and doesn't return for the sequel.
That's what I thought. Absolute cope. Bond fucked her on the boat btw
>>740287336She's not a cuck
>>740285330No. The DEVS said it was for modern audiences, and put out a grocery store auntie model at the time. They clearly fixed it.
cuckypenny
>>740290247First things first, lets hope Amazon keep IOI for the sequel instead making their own. Also since IOI have his contact can we expect Sean Bean to return lmao
>>740290302>PCgamer clickbait>the same rag that wrote this article>the same author was then given the job to review the gameThe fix is in. The call came from inside the house
>>740290354Why shouldn't they keep IOI for the sequel. It would be apocalyptically stupid to ditch them. They have the access to the engine, technology and assets, plus I have a feeling they might own at least some of the rights for those particular versions of Bond characters.It just would be more efficient to let IOI continue with the sequel, unless Amazon is THAT petty and controlling.
>>740290454>unless Amazon is THAT petty and controllingPray to the goddess that the sequel is greenlit within the FY
>>740290454>It would be apocalyptically stupidSo very on brand for Amazon.
>>740290454>It would be apocalyptically stupid to ditch theThat's what basically Amazon suits do
>>740290454It would be funny if they made their own game only for everyone to hate it. So yeah what the other guys said par for the course at Amazon.
>>740290247Isola is the typical femme fatale character. She basically like EVA from MGS3 (right down to being a secret operator for a shadow organisation whose objective is to steal important data from the big bad).
>>740289378>n-no I won't have sex with women, because uh uh I'm a professional, haha that's it>has asian massage girl fall for him and is disgusted by her trying to kiss himhitman is wild
>>740291646In the Contracts version of that scene, he reacts indifferently to the kiss, so it really is just the fact that he’s completely asexual and only cares about killing people.
>>740284758>>740291561I do think it’s interesting that even though Isola is the main girl of the game, she’s also the least popular girl in the game. Cressida would have been the better choice for the lead girl.
Is this game really woke? It has white mc and a bunch of hot babes, why does v and chud youtubers like synthetic man shit on it?
>>740291907It makes perfect sense that the exotic foreign woman with the thick accent is the spy, not the strawberry blonde English roseIsola is simply a 9/10 in a game with several other 10/10s
>>740291937>why does v and chud youtubers like synthetic man shit on it?Ragebait for clicks.
>>740291937Not really, it's just shitposters who are always looking for something to call woke cause they're obsessed with outrage rather than actually caring about woke shit.
>>740291907Yeah. IMO, Cressida would've been a good fit for that one girl young Bond wants to be in a serious relationship with, but then Slovakia happens and he realizes that serious relationships are a bad idea in his line of work, hence him becoming a no-strings-attached womanizer.They kinda did that in the game, but they went with a friendship angle. Also the game makes a point in showing that by killing Monroe, the bad guys eliminated both him and Cressida from the game.
>>740291937No. Unless you REALLY can't stand mulatto Moneypenny.
>>740291937It’s not woke at all. It’s on the same level as Hitman WoA. Perhaps slightly raunchier since it has sex scenes.
>>740291937It's no more 'woke' than any 007 media has been this century.
>>740284758Which one is the least annoying cunt?
>>740292303IMO, it's Miss Moneypenny and CressidaI could listen to them speak all night and day
>>740291937This game is probably the most blatant male power fantasy that's come out since Space Marines 2, I don't see how anyone could call it woke.
>>740292190I'd say M is more egregious but then again she's also shown to be laughably incompetent throughout the entire game where as Moneypenny does come in clutch plenty of times throughout the game so I guess it balances out.
>>740292303Outside of Isola and the slag in the red dress that is meant to be annoying on purpose, none of them are grating.You'd think Cressida would be a turbocunt, but she turns out to be a very nice girl, if a but of a stickler for the rules, that ends up eventually (literally) blowing up in her face.Moneypenny trades friendly jabs with Bond, but is possibly his biggest ride or die.And Theresa is a classic Bond girl, in a sense that she's here to be nice and thirsty for Bond.
>>740289564>Carly>Jessica>Adele>Tinaheh
>>740292524>Nobody Does It Better>Skyfall>GoldeneyeI got the reference, I just can't pinpoint the "Jessica".
>>740292524Fuck, I just noticed that. That’s clever.I love how in both this game and in Hitman, IO sneaks in so many Easter eggs and optional dialogue. There’s a magazine with Joseph Clarence from Blood Money on it in Cressida’s apartment too, and “Allan please add details” also makes a return.
>>740284758i'll take the woke mid bitchoh wait, that's all of them
>>740289509It’s actually a reference to one of the elusive targets in Hitman who has the same name and profession as a musician.>>740292384It’s kind of weird how incompetent M is. She doesn’t make a single correct tactical decision aside from blackmailing Cressida’s dad into pardoning Bond, and the game paints her as wrong about everything.
>>740293561It's also a name Moore's Bond uses in "A View to a Kill".
>>740289509>>740293561St. John Smythe is also an alias Bond uses in A View to a Kill
>>740293561Cressida's dad doesn't need convincing about Bond, because he doesn't a grudge against Bond. He's perfectly aware, that if it wasn't for Bond, Cressida would be dead. He DOES hold a grudge against M, who made this mess possible in the first place.
>>740293767Bond and Greenway were considered traitors after Webb pulled some strings, so he needed pardoning, especially since Stephen Bright was in Webb’s pocket. His relationship with Webb was exactly what M uses to blackmail him, afterall.Point is, that this is the only genuinely smart thing she does in the whole game. Every other decision she makes ends up being a total blunder. It’s like the polar opposite of Judi Dench’s M.
shill thread, won't buy
>>740293561>It’s actually a reference to007. It's a 007 reference.
Honestly I was just kind of surprised that a AAA game came out where a brash white guy gets lectured and put down by women and minorities for half the game but then turns out to have been right the whole time and is totally vindicated.
>>740294258>nobody cares>clearly caresEvery time
>>740294281But it's woke, anon. WOKE WOKE WOKE.Is the spell working yet? Lol.
>>740294281>gets lectured and put down by women and minorities for half the gameNot even that really happens, the most pushback Bond gets is from Greenway but that is obviously more on him being a jaded old vet than anything racial.
>>740294318>le you made a post so u le carewhat are you fucking 12? piss off retard
>>740294396Feel free to leave at any point since you clearly don't care right?
>>740294420sure. stay seething though
The name's fund... refund
any ideas how to complete the laundry room in under 2 minutes? you can't really do stealth takedowns that fast and fighting also takes time. ignoring enemies to grab the notes doesn't work
>>740294458Stay caring
>>740294458Why would I seethe? I'm having fun with a great game.
>>740292865>I just noticed that. That’s clever.you must be retarded
>>740284758Why are they all 30+?
>>740295023Begging you to watch a 007 film
>>740295023Moneypenny seems to be somewhere around Bond's age, which is 26.
>>740295082Half the Bond girls were under thirty. More than that if you ignore the garbage nuBond you love so much.
>>740295250Yeah, Bond films from this century feature several women who are 30 years oldWow, what a concept. I'm sure one day you'll wake up from that deep sleep you're stuck in
>>740295131What the fuck? He looks 36
>>740295339Patrick Gibson the actor playing him is 30.
>>740295281I thought you were trying to say this game was based and redpilled? Now you're saying it's "modern"? Try and keep your lies straight, jeet.
HAMMOND YOU IDIOTYOU REVERSED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY
>>740294494Gadgets. KOs are really inefficient unless you have time to sit through the takedown animation.
>>740295131Cressida can't be much older if she's even older at all. Vicki at the bar is likely younger. Moneypenny is likely the same age or younger. Isola and Theresa are clearly older/more experienced than Bond is but it's not by much, and there are obvious storyline purposes for this. He's supposed to be a rookie agent that's been thrust into a much older agents role. Remember, the 00 program had been shuttered for 10+ years>>740295552Holy shit, you're absolutely melting down. You've been kicking and screaming about Bond for 10 days straight.
Sex with Theresa (33).
>>740295581Kek based
Like a mooooooth to a flaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
>>740285426>>740285521>>740285563>>740287204She's one hundred percent designed for white cock only.
Honor Blackman was 38, 5 years older than Sean Connery in Goldfinger.I am so fucking sick of you shitposting fake ass 007 fans in these threads lol
Why is everyone calling each other a nepo baby on this game? Is that a thing in Europe?
>>740295791Cressida is very wealthy
Sex with Pussy Galore (39 when the movie released)
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>ah yeah, leave the audio on, James....
Wei Lin (35)
>>740296064Halle Berry was 36 in Die Another DayHeidi Klum was 30 in Everything or Nothing
>Moneypenny gets a date ruined because she has to run comms for James in the MuseumI felt bad for her. She can’t catch a break, can she?
>>740284758Have you checked your eyes recently?
>>740296068BondPenny bros...if it's ever going to happen, it really should happen in this series.
>>740296284Discordtroons lost and got raped
>>740296336If they make the pictures of Cressida and Moneypenny REALLY SMALL, well maybe people will believe they are ugly.....Surely they'll forget about the nazi flag that was in the background, yknow, the country that Britain fought in WW2
>>740296336Funny what you are implying because your operation is organized from there
>>740296309It'll never happen. Muh power dynamics and all that.
Damage control thread
>>740284758>blue eyed black womangod i wish they were real
>>740296284why is the kike there?
>>740284836All of them. James is the only one without a dick.
>>740297504The chick i lost my v card to in college was a mixed black chick who wore bright blue contact lenses, actually. Come to think of it, she kinda looked like a chubbier Moneypenny.
>>740297653lucky bastard
>>740284758If this game was japanese anons would be making threads about the girls 24/7.What happened here?
>>740284758SEX WITH CRESSIDA BRIGHT
>>740297986When Resident Evil is linear and has yellow tape and 30 year old women face models it's good.
The older I get, the more I start to believe sex with hags is for real.
There is no such thing as hags, it is only women getting better with age
>>740297986Western games attract less coomers in general, which is probably for the best since it creates a lower quality of discussion.
>>740297508Can you throw your gun like that in WOA? Shit's hilarious how effective it is in first light.
>>740298845Weird thing to boast about but ok.
>>740298864>Can you throw your gun like that in WOAonly when playing it in VR unfortunately
>>740298864Nah you can't. You can in Blood Money but I don't think it has any effect on enemies
I need to play WOA at some point. I played all the Hitman games except WOA, because I have a feeling with that game got to the point where the similationsit sandbox becomes too autistic.
>>740284758eye contact missionary with the woman in red while moneypenny watches through the meta glasses pov
>>740295585so pushing the storage racks, exploding the extinguishers, the sticky mine? because the other gadgets just open them up for a takedown and most of the time I can finish only one before the others recover. missile pen is too high level still
>>740284758So is the game worth it?
>>740299445fuck no
>>7402994457/10 objectively8.5/10 if you're enthusiastically a Bond fan
So we can all agree Greenway is the best character right?>>740299445Only homos hate it.
>>740284758Bond in the cuckchair
>>740299398You can sneak past them when they’re blind and/or paralysed. The dart phone is also good at getting them to leave their posts.
>>740299445I was about to ask that. If it's just Hitman with a Bond skin and a few extra improvements, I'll consider getting it at some point.
>>740299498>>740299527>>740299530I'm a big WoA and Bond fan, but I'm apprehensive about the price vs the playtime
>>740295827>>740298081what if you called her Caressida by accident?
>>740284758first from the left and second from the right i don't like brown eyes
>>740299594Just wait for it to go on sale if you're not confident it's worth the asking price, nothing saying you need to play it now, game's not going anywhere.
>>740299589It's not WOA if that's what you are asking. It's more akin to Arkham games or Hitman Absolution. It's definately a more story-driven story and much less of a sandbox.
>>740299648I don't want to get spoiled :/
>>740299589It’s an improved Absolution with some uncharted setpieces and mechanics from Hitman WoA.
>>740299445>>7402995274/10 truly objectively. 7/10 objectively except I’m tired after work, want to unwind and don’t mind how stupidly on rails and limited everything is.9 or maybe 10/10 if I were a Bond fan.
>>740299589It has a lot of personality thoIn the end gameplay wise IT IS just a slightly janky hitman but the game has enough extra going around to be worth it imoSome of the transitions between scene and gameplay are extremely well done, reminding of long takes in cinema, Bond is charming and more interesting than 47, MI6 is interesting....Im really having a blast enjoying it
>>740299445I'm a big fan of 007 so it was worth it for me to have a 20 hour long 007 adventure with some blockbuster spectacle. How much you're willing to pay to experience that is up to you. 007 has historically been associated with luxury goods and high societyLots of people who are expecting some big sandbox full of freedom or a Hitman game or some other kind of game aren't willing to give it a chance but anyone who likes adventure games should play it.
>>740299445it's 50% fake gameplay to sell the bond fantasy and 50% pretty decent stealth/melee combatit's uncharted with hitman bonesit's a good time but not nearly worth 70$
>>740299594Playtime's not an issue as far as movie games go. It's like 15 hours long on a first playthrough. Keep in mind this is like an Uncharted-style movie game that just has some diet-Hitman elements attached. It's perfectly adequate for the type of game it is but you're not going to get the same sort of longevity here as you would from Hitman. A big part of the game's appeal to me is that it's the most fun Bond iteration that we've seen since Brosnan's movies. A decade and a half of Craig's brooding and scowling left me really wanting a more fun Bond and I didn't realize it until I played this.
>>740299589Every single thread it's the same posts over and over and over againIt's not Hitman.
>>740299694The plot is generic and campy, there isn't really anything impressive worth spoiling it's the kinda game where the experience of going through it is what makes it enjoyable rather than the story itself being good.
>>740299812Where are you getting this 50% fake gameplay from? The only gameplay segments that kinda-sorta guide you are some of the car chases that have auto-assist so you don't lose the tempo during action setpieces.
>>740284758I want to FUCK Moneypenny
>>740299445Not even slightly. Not sure where the "it's like Hitman" comes from, the 'stealth' gameplay is a joke. Whole thing is on rails.
>>740284758>CHOOSE YOUR BOND GIRLI don't find any of them attractive to me, tho.Maybe moneypenny because she seems like le quirky autistic girl, but I don't think that's how she's developed in the game, nor I care to know since I'm not buying the game.
>>740299992I wouldn't say the stealth is on rails but its certainly much simpler than Hitman. I would liken it to Everything or Nothing on the PS2.
>>740285063Shame they decided to paralyze her
>>740299848Personally, I think the game would have more replay value if TacSim was more fleshed out and the main campaign had more reasons to replay it aside from challenges and collectibles. Plus, the story is just decent rather than anything groundbreaking, so it’s not a game you’ll replay for its narrative either.
>>740300103I don’t know why they watered it down compared to Hitman. They could have just copypasted Hitman’s stealth system wholesale instead of making a watered down versions you can’t do things like drag bodies either, which is bizarre since you can do it in Hitman.
So it's a mix of grounded Craig's Bond and gadgets/villains of Brosnan's 007?
Looking into Cressida's pale blue grey eyes as you creampie her
>>740299948Every part of gameplay that does not have the text>TRESSPASSINGat the top of the screen is what i would call fake gameplayI don't consider the parts where you are following the green dot to progress what is equivalent to a hitman opportunity that you cannot possibly fail even if you try gameplay, even if they give you two different green dots to followThe rest are just walk & talks or the cosmetic driving sections like you mentioned
So what happened with AWO recruit? 4 died, 1 paralyzed and the last one is missing
>>740292384>>740293561M is outright stated to be a safe political choice, her only good decisions being restarting the 00 program and recruiting Bond.
>>740299694Bond kills baddies, makes terrible situational jokes, sexes women, and blows a thing up at the end to save the world. It's nothing you havent already seen in countless Bond movies before. It's more worth playing for the experience of it instead of the actual plot.
>>740300280IMO, it's tonally similar to Brosnan's Goldeneye or Tomorrow Never Dies. The plot is both absolutely ridiculous and weirdly a'propos. There is very little Craig there, because while the game takes itself seriously when it wants to, it's nowhere near as po-faced as let's say Casino Royale.
What I've learned from this game - UK's government is retarded.
>>740300356Then we have very different definitions of fake gameplay.
>>740300526>he needed the game to teach him that
>>740300405Nash is missing. My guess he might be important in the upcoming games and may return
>>740300526You need a game to learn this?
>>740295581Holy kek I've been binge watching Top Gear and the Burma special were the last few episodes I saw
>>7403004053 died, 1 is in coma, 1 is paralyzed, one is AWOL and will turn out to be an agent of SPECTRE, I am sure of it.
>>740299948nta but every single minute of the first mission at the club is a good examplethe two melee fights excluded of course
>action franchise>AAA linear action game>"wahhhh why isn't it open ended like Hitman!!!"
>all wrinkly post-wall bitches with sharp facial featuresGet a real job.
>>740300479The Craig that is in there is most just how he fights in close combat with the takedowns and stuff. Other than that, Craig always comes across as disinterested and glum. Gibson Bond is much more optimistic and friendly, even when he's being smartass.
Rocket pen is kinda overpowered
>740300685pedomata thread is down the hallway and to the left
>>740300526Remember in Quantum of Solace when Mr White had a Quantum operative in the room for his interrogation and MI6 didn't even know the organization existedThe situational incompetence of MI6 is a common Bond-ism
>>740300619You do realize you have multiple ways of solving the issue, right? Also, the club is supposed to be the tutorial for this "social stealth" gameplay, so it's naturally more hand-holdy than the later missions, but it teaches you the general mission progression.
>>740287479Izabella/Natalya from Goldeneye during interview was asked if she felt empowered as a "first of her kind" ass kicking bond girl and her response was something along the lines of 'im nothing new bond girls have always been tough'
Fun fact: you can turn off the green marker
How are Tacsims missions? Should I even bother to play them?
>>740300850So far, they are pretty barebones, I suspect IOI will be expanding them further.
>>740300850We have Metal Gear Solid VR Missions at home
>>740300850They are basically training and honing your skills in the locations present in the game. It's fun if you liked the Escalations in Hitman
>>740300610Yeah, it seems they are really going for a Spectre next. Let's hope they won't fuck up like Craig's movie.
>>740300845You'd be surprised how many people don't do that and then they complain the game is too hand-holdy.
God I will do anything for you if you let this Moneypenny die from her stab wound and let Cressida take her place in the next game. I need that beautiful posh rich girl voice in my ear every second of the mission.
>>740300902Amazon announced that they finally have full control and that their game studio will take over from now on. The next Bond game will be trash.
>>740300479The villain is basically a Sam Altman/Open AI stand-in. The “AI bad” messaging is a bit of a one dimensional take on it, but it’s not too bad since Nicholas is portrayed as a somewhat reasonable and morally grey villain, whereas Damien is the campy psychotic villain. I wish Damien had more screentime honestly. He’s a way more fun and scenery chewing villain than his dad.
>cola advertisement>it says: no caffeine, no sugar, no caloriesso is it just water then?
>casino royaleOverrated>QuantumActually pretty good plot and pacing wise, but the director of photography is a tard and you will get motion sickness>Skyfall Again, overrated because highly derivative>SpectreIrredeemably bad>NttDProbably the best shot action and choreography in the entire franchise, bizarre 2 movies slammed into oneWhat I'm most surprised is how much first light takes from>Never say never again
>>740300990It's unironically JOEVER
>>740300804and what is the social stealth gameplay in this game?It's nothing, it's choose which of the 2/3 approaches you want to take and all of involve you following a linear path you literally cannot fuck up no matter how hard you tryits a fun fantasy, but not much else
>>740284758
>>740300990well, at least IOI managed to make a good game and made themselves more known and popular
>>740301050Bluffing, disguises with ID, and the various excuses he comes up with to justify him being in areas he shouldn't
>>740300991The villain is essentially Elliot Carver, only less batshit and convinced he's the good guy and it's about AI and internet data streams and not about mainstream media. The vibe is mostly the same though.
>>740300990If amazon decide to ditch ioi, I hope that ioi would made new game with 007 combat I know that K&L is still locked with SE, but still ioi could try some new IP in that genre
>>740301116if he's bluffing he's in a trespassing area,which is decidedly kino gameplayI was more talking about everything around that
>Moneypenny watched it live while drinking her tea
>>740301207IO would probably make a great John Wick game. First Light’s combat + Hitman’s assassination focus and stealth would be a winning combo.
>>740301285But majority of those paths will eventually lead you to a "tresspassing" area anyway to find the item/info you need.It's a very "adventure game" gameplay. You are presented with a problem and the game asks you to figure out how to solve it.
>>740287228007 is ZOGcoded. It's like shadowoke.
>Bond, where the hell have you been!?>Oh, you know, just hanging around...Gibson is /ourguy/A true Bond drops retarded eye-rollers on a continual basis
>>740301397It kind of reminds me of games like Heavy Rain and Fahrenheit in the sense that it’s basically a point and click adventure game, but with full control of your character in a 3D space.
>>740301050>objective: get key>option a: poison guard with dart gun>option b: distract guard by hacking the only hackable prop in a miles radius>both options carry no risk, cannot be failed, can be infinitely retried if you somehow manage to fuck it uphere's your gameplay bro
Is it me or Q in FL is missing friendly banter with Bond in this version? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15RZEbeGxTY
>>740288174Craig's Bond does have a kid you retard.
>>740299594It's like shittier absolution, or better bourne conspiracy from 2008, with bollywood-tier uncharted action, levels are corridors but sometimes the corridors loop 2-3 times because you have side objective to tick off.>>740300628>action franchise>the actions sucksWhy was it made by studio that made hitman?Why is the gameplay dementia toddler core yellow paint and blue tarps in FUCKING CORRIDORS with no branching galore.How retarded or brainrotten by dementia is an average bond fand or whatever the fuck target audience for First Light is supposed to be that Hitman WoA with normalfag celebrity targets is TIS-100 Enigma crackergame?>>740300707the combat is braindead easy unless you're a paraplegic on a controller playing on a console.
>>740301580>both options carry no risk, cannot be failed, can be infinitely retried if you somehow manage to fuck it upYou do realize you've contradicted yourself? So they either cannot be failed, or you can fuck it up. Also, no shit, they can be retried, it's called "loading a save".
>>740301619Because James in the First Light didn't even have his numbers, while Brosnan's version was active for many years.
If I got hold of the sheer amount of money IO made off this game, I would take the team and make a near 1:1 remake of first 4 Hitman games on the current engine and with improved direction and graphics. The original quadrology would be kino with modern graphics and the current Glacier engine.>Traditions of the Trade is already being modded into the WoA engine
>>740301763There were rumors about H1 remake as their side project during 007 production.
>>740301451For me, it's Bond selling Greenway to an African warlord at the auction.
>>740301817>rumors about H1 remakeReally?
>>740301753>You do realize you've contradicted yourself?I did notyou can fuck it up by wasting the hack and not doing anything, since resources respawn infinitely if you're outGetting caught just makes them eject you, try againyou're never locked out of getting the key, which undercuts the fact that they give you 3 different keys to steal to enter the building, no loading required
>let's entrust all our government secrets to some 3rd party contractor, what could possibly go wrongdo UK really?
>>740302000No.
What would the CIA have done if Webb had done something like that to them?
Btw I really recommend playing with RenoDX for better HDR and with ShaderToggler to turn off the stealth circle. As a meme, you can also turn off all fog, which is funny in some levels.
>>740302069Yes UK reallyAnd also US reallyAnd also pretty much everyone in NATO really
>>740302270Gotten everyone involved to go to some island to film them fucking underaged girls
>>740302270Probably they would have funded Damien themselves
You see, when jews can't push wokeism or want something from their white slaves, they produce zogbot-coded media. They give whitey a taste of power, make him feel important and attractive, heroic even. James Bond is one of such products.
^ mmm a few more buzzwords and you'll reach yoir daily quota
>>740302489In other words, if jews made a zogbot-coded turd, then it's time to tap the sign.
>>740302270Let me tell you about this thing called Palantir
>>740284924Do you think Michael ever looks at the faces he makes in this video and considers killing himself?
>>740284758except for the brown one, all of them look like they cheat
>>740302489>For England, James?>In 2026For paki rapegangs? for Sikh stabbings? for TV Loicense? for Chikken Tikka masala?Should've set it in 2050 or cold war, it's too much to suspend my disbelief for a zoomer spy in contemporary BongladeshAlso,>2026>Super epic evil ass panopticon quantum entangled AI super computor is literally just Chat GPT hallucinating data.
>>740302075In a way that's good. I don't even trust IO to do justice to the old games. A true fan is probably the only one who can properly remake them in their original spirit.
>>740302296>And also US reallyAren't they literally in a kerfuffle over this issue with Anthropic AI? They're pretty much openly defiant on letting the third party provider call the shots above the government
>>740284758Buy an ad
>>740302823>Super epic evil ass panopticon quantum entangled AI super computor is literally just Chat GPT hallucinating data.Disappointed they went chasing muh current thing.Tom Cruise and McQuarrie ruined the Mission Impossible franchise with this crap.
>>740284874That one. Now the question that remains... Small o big?
>>740303224Small
Is Bond handsome, or goofy looking? I feel like it changes depending on what angle you're looking at him from.
>>740302835"C47: The best hits" was already remade in ContractsBlood Money remake would be de-souled due to the transition from physics to context based engine that doesn't have working doors or elevators.>>740303121If they wanted to be funny and chuddy they could've made the "AI" be psychopath data analysts in data centers in Mumbai, Bangalore and a mobile freighter on the ocean, if they wanted to be a "serious" bond story maybe they should've made the AI be real instead of requiring a "quantum entanglement mcguffin core" to do absolutely fucking nothing of note.
>>740289310Cressida was absolutely never attracted to or interested in Bond. She had a crush on Monroe before you even meet them.
>>740303121I don't think you understand that present threats are what IOI portray as villains their games>new Hitman games begin fighting of former Mossad agents>move onto the quintessential WEF/Illuminati body with their own Epstein island>Bond is about data harvesting, overtrusting AI, and literal AI slop in real life affecting government decisions
>>740303308Both. Definitely looked stupid in the white tuxedo though.
>>740303401Which is why she's worst girl. Hope she dies an old crone and cat lady.
>>740303224Petite troons are always hung. Aim for the chubby troons since their dicks are small thanks to them being fat.
>>740303401I can fix her. She can move on to James eventually (Monroe gets cucked from heaven)
>>740303459Kek I was thinking the same thing. I think the bowtie is a big factor. He looks like a high school kid going to prom when you walk out of that villa wearing the outfit.
>>740303478slit your wrists right down to your elbow
>>740300246it makes sense, because it's about moving forward and keeping the action going, not being perfectly stealthy
>>740303447Tbh the real threat is much less sexy and fantastical than all of that. It's the government vampire that spent 30 years sucking taxpayer money and driving their country into a ravine because muh cow farts
>>740303308He's the type of goofy looking that will possibly look much more handsome once he's well into his 30s.
>>740284758>safehorny hagslop
>>740284758Wtf chud bros? I thought this game had ugly designs and it was woke. I can't believe you guys would lie to me, especially through the internet.
>>740303637What would YOU consider good hag content?
>>740303601All part of the plan>Providence literally tried to push the alt universe green new deal
>>740303742ignore him he found this thread before his child waifu thread while scrolling /v/
>007, you turned off your video and audio feed during the mission and that is unacceptable. I need to see and hear EVERY detail when a mission is underway....
>>740300850so far: replay a sequence from the story, with modifiers and/or slightly different objectives. unfortunately you can play them only after finishing the game, not finishing the respective chapter. would have helped me a lot because the "powerful" enemies improved my melee skill a lot>>740300876my take, too. they'll slowly expand, just like extra content for Hitman. they just didn't add many to begin with.
>>740303528Multiple factors. White tux, white shirt, and white tie do not go together ever. The glasses with the camera also look dumb.
So is Antarctica the last level of the game?
>>740303570You ain't getting that crippled pussy while dead, Monroe.
kinda disappointed its a one playthru and done kind of game, especially after hitman. i replayed paris more hours than it took me to thorouhgly explore and beat the campaign.
>>740304048No.
>>740303835The entire Vietnam chapter was totally Connery and when I saw the tux didn't match up and had that dumb white bow tie it disappointed me.
>>740303818You seem lost.
>>740303828>casually turns bond into her personal camwhore
>>740303514She'll never move on from Monroe. And it wouldn't ever be with Bond at any rate. She is unironically immune to his approach to women.
>>740301070/thread
>>740304115>its a one playthru and done kind of gameI wouldn't say that. That's an argument that can be made for every stealth game ever, from Arkham to Splinter Cell or even the older Hitman titles.
>>740304048Second to last.
>>740304105im not him thougheverbeit
>>740304125>>740304350Cool. I want to try getting the game finished today.
>>740303514Nuh-uh Bond and Monroe are bros, that's what monroe will wish if he's still breathing
>>740304215His approach is when you see him get casual flings. Deep down he is quite caring. Personality wise he is quite like Monroe before he died>opposites attract Was true for Lennox, would be true for James
>>740304115This game certainly leaves you wanting more, but I'm replaying it and I'm sure I'll do so again in the future. I look forward to whatever content they plan to add in updates and for the sequels.
>>740302296>>740303053pretty much any big social media company has more political power than a divided congress already. opaque algorithms direct peoples behavior and said behavior directs laws and regulations. i have for a long time thought it should be illegal to operate a social media platform in a country without a full whitepaper on how the algorithms work, but i'm not sure on whether that should be all public information or limited to some tight lipped regulatory body just to make sure the sheeple aren't being completely exploited by tech companies that hold significant political power.
>>740304510Bond and Monroe are nothing alike.
>>740304215If anything, Bond wouldn't be stupid enough to start something serious with Cressida, with him now being 00 agent now and all that and I don't think she will be satisfied with a fling. Bond would most likely cut the contact with her first. If only because their relationship just paints a gigantic target on her back. I mean, for fuck's sake, Damien was openly telling Bond that after he's done with him, hel'll kill Cressida next, just for fun. Bond's not an idiot.
>>740304312>or even the older Hitman titles.not in the case of blood money at least. its a sandbox game. there isnt a single reason to replay FL beside when they release new content whatever it is, or wanting to play thru the story again.also i have heard that its also really annoying to set up stuff for experimenting, like you have to reload the chapter if you want to change loadout.>>740304520fair enough, but for me there's so many games in my backlog that i can't justify replaying it until there's new content.
>>740304569They are both dude bros who like to live on the edge. They are very similar
Why is MI6 so incompetent in this game?
>>740304664For me, FL feels more like Contracts or Absolution, but with action cranked up to eleven, especially if you turn off all the UI helpers. And I can see the reasoning behind it. Having those gigantic sandbox levels would kill the pacing of the story, not to mention that unlike in Hitman, fighting your way through the level is a viable option.
>>740304807needs a White Savior
>>740304807overreliance on THEIAalternatively, replace "OCP" with THEIA from robocop
>>740304841Fighting your way through a level is also viable in Hitman as long as you contain situations well enough for you to not get swamped by guards. Wouldn’t mind if the next Hitman has First Light’s gunplay and melee system honestly.
>>740284758>choosethey all look like dogshit
>>740304807Because their data is compromised. Isola fucked off with the core so they'll have to chase that down too to actually have any bargaining chips left
>>740305034post your ideal woman, if you're so great
>>740304807They became overly reliant on THEIA so all the analysts forgot how to do manual spy work. M also has her hands tied behind her back by the shitty, corrupt UK government. Cressida's dad is probably going to be a villain in the next game considering he was going along with Webb to become Prime Minister.
>>740304841yea it's absolutely just a more functional Absolution for me, with AAA budget>Having those gigantic sandbox levels would kill the pacing of the storyi thought about this early in my playthru and i was being glad that i dont have to spend 10min hiding bodies and pacifying guards to sate my autism, but toward the end of the playthru i wish there were more options. for example i think pistol distracts don't work and shooting near a guard just skips the distract state and goes straight into combat, plus i guess realizing how satisfying the methodic loop of luring guards into a room and piling them up to clean an area is
>>740305016But the game punishes you by giving you a bad score or retracting the money from a kill. In FL, fighting your way through opposition is just another level of escalation, rather than something the game discourages you from doing.
>>740289415Haven't played the game yet, but she's easily the hottest. I don't know what it is about her, but she's fucking hot waifu material she can bitch at me and boss me around then we can have hate sex and once I've knocked some sense into her with my penis we'll cuddle and she'll apologize for her behavior and then we make out and then after some time we get married and then we have children and then
What’s the verdict on the Webbs as villains? Personally I think Nicholas was pretty solid, but goes out in an underwhelming way, and Damien was excellent, but didn’t get nearly enough screentime and also deserved better boss fights.
>wanting this to be Absolution: the cover-to-cover crouching and fedora tipping simulator ISHYGDDT
>>740305196>French Japanese hapa spyYep, I'm thinking sex
Guys I don't think you understand, I would drop everything for her
>>740304807because M is a pajeeta dei-hirejust like real life UK govt agencies
money penny looks totally different without the glassesit's amazing how much they detract from her face and im usually not the type of person to mind glasses in generalthose glasses are just ugly
>>740305196>literally French-JapaneseShould she be a face model for Jill Valentine?
>>740305129After hundreds of hours with Hitman, I do think First Light is often too streamlined or simplified when it could have benefitted from having tons of options to deal with scenarios. Obviously this isn't a game about trying to get away with murders and Bond isn't someone who could or would kill every single person at these locations like 47, but boiling down the entire system to only a couple of distraction tools, no hiding bodies, and no disguises was perhaps a mechanical downgrade that is hard to reconcile.
>>740305308That is anti-thetical to getting any woman, let alone the hottest and best ones.
>>740305348Action AAA games generally are more streamlined, especially more than Hitman
>>740305090>marketer getting upset
>>740305348you have situational disguises and bluffing, both work quite well
>>740305543i dont care, i had my fun with the gamebut since you seem to have opinions i could learn from and in turn develop a better taste in women, maybe you could help me improve my taste by posting what in your opinion is an ideal woman
>>740305242I think they were pretty good overall. Maybe not overly memorable. Both had unsatisfying deaths though. Damien's "first death" in Vietnam was great and should have stayed that way, bringing him back in the end with a cyborg body was dumb and disappointing..
>>740305348I think it’s difficult because the game really wants to feel like a playable Bond movie (which it succeeds in being) and that vibe would be compromised if it was too open ended, yet open endedness is what gives games like Hitman replay value. Much like in Absolution, they were trying to juggle open endedness with a “cinematic experience” rather than fully committing to one. I do feel First Light is a more successful attempt at doing that than Absolution was though - Absolution was a mess and felt like it was suffering from an identity crisis, whereas FL knows what it wants to be.
>>740305560The bluffs are temporary though. I like the concept, I just think it needed something more.
>>740305348I would say that I did feel like the game took a bit of a nosedive after Vietnam, but I don't think I would've wanted shit like Antarctica to be super-complex, because at this point the action ramps up so much, you just want to get to the finale. And I think other social levels strike good enough of a balance in being both fun to explore and subtly guiding you towards the story beats.
>>740303337Everything in Contracts except Kowloon/Dragon was a demake and sovllessBlood Money can just use the elevators from 007 with just a batch. From there strangulation is easy to work in. (though I'm gonna miss the push physics in the elevator)
>>740305180FL doesnt have the same sort of sandbox driven rating system so its not really a good comparison. in general the game is too easy to just bruteforce even on highest difficulty so until they do a big rebalance this discussion is sort of moot. >>740305348hiding bodies would have been thematic for bond as well, unless im fucking tripping im pretty sure i recall bond hiding bodies sometimes during his inflitrations.
>>740305637>i dont care>says the OP marketer getting triggered
>>740305670I’m convinced they only brought him back because they needed a final boss fight. I feel like if they made Antarctica the last level, they could have made a mecha Nicholas the final boss.
>>740305803*with just a hatch
>>740305316If this game were any more realistic in that regard, M would be helping the villains willingly and having Bond killed. Hell, a real jeet would be worshipping the evil AI computer.
>>740305835NTA but you seem lost.
>>740305846Yeah, the final level has nothing to do with anything, especially when you realize how retarded Damien's plan actually is. It would've been more interesting if MI6 were attacked by SPECTRE agents rather than Damien, because at this point, the Webb threat is over and the issue with Isola remains unresolved.
>>740305846They easily could have done something different. I thought it would be Isola's employer since it seemed like she was scared after they left her. Or even some kind of fight against THEIA itself to shut it down as it tries to exert control over the building (automated turrets, more of those robots, etc).
>>740305914>n-nta b-butnice try marketer-kun
>>740305348getting into the pirate auction was one of the best parts in this regard. you have several options to get there, you don't have to do all of them. what I didn't like are the walking sequences where you just need to perform a specific set of actions, and you cannot really do anything else. for example driving to the shipwreck where you need to lower several bridges for Greenway. at least it's a short sequence. another annoying part is in the Webb office where you can climb certain surfaces only after Greenway points it out to you
>>740306013My guess is that they probably didn’t want to make THEIA a boss it would feel like a repeat of the part in Antarctica where you have to work your way through the bowels of HYPERION. A SPECTRE attack would make much more sense, and would set up a sequel.
>>740305034>>740305543>>740305835>>740306073Go back to your Discord tranny, you aren't fooling anyone.
>>740306073
It's very funny to me how gamers think culture is downstream from politics and not the reverse. It pleases me that after over 10 years the gamergate crowd learned nothing.
>>740306175I think the Webb industry section is one of the weakest in the entire game. It's just a really long drawn out and kinda boring section where you barely do anything. It's absolutely saved by the god tier banter between Bond and Greenway at least but they should have made the gameplay more interesting.
Marry CressidaImpregnate Cressida Have children with Cressida Help Cressida whenever she needs itGrow old with Cressida Die beside Cressida
>>740306367I personally think the weakest part of the game is the final mission. It just feels phoned in compared to the rest of the game.
>>740306292>>740306302>getting this upset when your astroturfed OP gets called outMarketer moment. And those are presumably the "best" ugly shots you could take. LMAO
>>740306269>A SPECTRE attack would make much more sense, and would set up a sequel.Maybe the sequel will reveal that Damien was working for SPECTRE all along. Because that's never not stupid and that never happened in a Bond movie before, right?
>>740306497>getting this upset when your Discord tranny raid gets called outDiscord tranny moment. See we can all make retarded and redundant namecalling posts.
>>740306559>weYou are so fucking lost lmfao
^>84 year old getting this pressedLol, lmao even
>>740306619And you're an ESL too, not surprising.
>>740300107She's gonna get better : /
>>740306419I think you are a bit below her level.
>>740306546He says that Isola's boss is offer8ng 10x the next highest bid for the core, so he's not working FOR them per se
>>740306648>t. jeet marketer hired by IOI
>>740306705I'm gonna resist making a paraplegic joke for her sake
>740306870>n-no uhe gave up already LMAOOO
>>740284924Top tier range of vision
>>740306870>n-no uYou have proven yourself to have a poor understanding of the English language by not understanding how to use the word "we" properly so only one of us is observably an ESL here and it's you. Oh I'm sorry does "us" trigger you as well?
>>740306546to be fair, "higher powers" are the only logical reason he escaped captivity
>>740306670I actually don't like the fact that the game implies that she'll get better. I would prefer that Slovakia mission to have consequences.
This is a blatant shill thread and a retard talking to himself. >"Guys, it's not woke. Look, there's an ass!"Show some gameplay instead of relying on stupid politics to sell your crap.
>>740306942im more offended at the possibility that he can't conjure up better looking women to counter market this game im totally shilling supposedly
>>740307035bond being literally the only competent person in that entire fiasco was the consequence of slovakiathat and an early tragedyM never outright says until the end, but its clear the entire time she trusts bond because he's beyond money and statuswhich frankly is a bit of dench and a bit of licence to kill
>i can't find webms and screencaps posted everywhere ittgo back
>>740296064I love her so much is unreal
>>740306942>>740307094>retard marketer who doesn't understand greentext is now samefagging and calling others ESLBe honest ranjeet, how much are they paying you to shill this dogshit?
>>740305308Capcom please scan her for Jill
>>740307206>bond being literally the only competent person in that entire fiascoI am surprised how incompetent the 00 team actually was during that Slovakia mission, especially Cressida. They were sticking to the MI6 plan to the letter, like some Soviet grunts, while Bond was the only one to realize that the plan went sideways before they even arrived to that castle. What happened to that "expect the unexpected" thing?
>>740307459>n-no uKWAB
>he's still seething AHAHAHAHAA
>>740307087This. It's hilarious how astroturfed this garbage is.>>740307503Did you copy this response style from another thread, marketer-kun?
>>740307662>SAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE 007LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>740284758Eva green is the sexiest bond girlThunderball is the best bond themesimple as
>>740307703>"i-idc">proceeds to regain izzat for the rest of the threadIt's easy to expose marketers on /v/ :)
>>740307703
>>740305090here's a bond girl from an actual bond game.>>740305251It literally is, except fedora tipping was replaced with "witty" quipping
>>740306637Are you lost?
>he's still fuming in hereHoly thread lolcow lmao
>>740306419>dead whore eyes>ps2 hair texturesAAA gaming in 2026 everyone
>use the robot to punch the glass out>"oh that Summerset he cracks me up"kek
>>740307878He's just gonna do that "I'll just keep replying and that'll mean I win" so I'm done now. I've had my giggle at his expense but let it be know he has in fact been rendered mad.
Lots of anger in this thread, I'd say it's another successful one in the books agents.
>>740307495>I am surprised how incompetent the 00 team actually was during that Slovakia mission, especially Cressida.as a narrative device it was to show how being by-the-book was ridiculously bad as a spy so i think its fine>What happened to that "expect the unexpected" thing?they followed "eyes on the prize" too literally i guess
>>740307947You really are a singularly stupid man aren't you
>>740284758All of the above
>>740307878Yes, people like to call out inorganic threads on 4chan until the marketers leave. Are you new?>>740308121You're done because you have to trade shifts, shill-kun
>>740306419I need her. Literally everything I've always wanted in a wife.
>>740284836Begone futafag
>>740307774its hardly a mogging, but i feel like she has exceptionally stiff competition
>>740308121yeah even his attempts are terrible, it's just bullying him atp
>>740308257>black background bullshotAnd it still looks like shit. Still not as shit in-game like >>740306419 but still shit
>>740308467Get a cataract surgery, you may have something seriously wrong
>>740308435Half of those women died.
>>740308525>says the retard shill who had to post a cropped bullshot
They really gave the niggers light blue eyes lmaoReminder that they hate us out of pure envy
>>740306175I loved that pirate bazaar, it felt the most like a Hitman level and had a lot of little side stories going on.
>>740308549ok fine but picrel is unironically peak
>>740308461Especially when his entire retort catalogue is less flexible than a bot from 2015
>>740308287Get in line anon. It begins behind me.
>>740307774she looks like a downie, also bottomright is some jeet's AIsloppa>>740308696>pamgood taste
>>740308461>>740308713Are you shills done patting each other on the back after getting buttblasted?
>>740308776I promise it doesn't. I'm the only man here that even has a chance with any girl like her.
>>740306175i heard the pirate level filtered many.ch6 or whatever that webb HQ stealth mission is probably where the game starts to turn for the worse, which is fair since i thought the first 1/2 was 9.5/10 gaming
>>740308645>They hate us out of pure envyMeanwhile in real life, brown women are lowkey obsessed with getting blue eyes in their bloodlineIt's honestly kind of creepy, and if I had blue eyes I would exploit that shit to the fullest
>>740308776What is wrong with this game's textures? Especially her hair and scarf. They look like shit.
>>740308808Why is Dalton such a scary looking dude? The faces he pulls sometimes in his Bond movies make him look feral or something.
kek and of course he just proves the point with zero self awareness.
>>740309037You sound kinda deranged ngl
>>740309036he looks roguish like bond is meant to look like in the books. sean bean would also have made a great bond because of this.
>keeps falling for baitI rest my case
>>740308897The Knightfall mission is actually pretty boring and uneventful. It's essentially a long hike with Greenway, spliced up with some annoying stealth sections (god, that server room is a bitch) until you get to the objective. And it's all a tad too long.But then you get to Vietnam and the game becomes cool again.
>>740309036He has always had more of a villain look. Which is why he played one in the old spy show Chuck.
>>740309404>Chuck>oldDude, it's a TV from 2007.
>>740309404He has like a Lee Van Cleef or a Jason Isaac face or something. Dude is menacing as fuck.
>>740309484>almost 20 years agoAnon......
>>740308980What is wrong with you? You type like a fag and shit's all retarded.
>>740288174True, but only after Skyfall.Casino Royale and Skyfall are top tier 007 movies, Quantum of Solace was a decent 007 flick, everything else Craig Bond related is Sony trying to get WOKE money after the MGM acquisition.
>>740309484m8, it was my favorite show back when I was in college. It ended 15 or so years ago.
>>740285426monkeypenny
>>740309529Avengers is old. Knight Rider is old. Chuck is relatively recent.
>>740308980Plebs like you can't into rich people clothing so you don't know why
>>740287130Bond gets saved by a woman twice in his very first book
>>740309229the fault was not mine sir, it lays with THEIA
>>740309612I still think Skyfall is overrated as fuck and that Casino Royale is his only good movie. Good theme song and gun barrel sequence pose though. That's the exact pose they had game Bond do at the end of First Light.
>>740289301I fucking hate seeing this stupid retarded nigger zoomer over and over again. genuinely kys for having this saved on your computer and reposting this stupid ape over and over
>>740309685...why did they need Gemma Chen for this role exactly? She has like, what, less then 4 sentences in the whole game?
>>740309594>stop criticizing my shitty screenshots saar!
>>740309260>i-idc>i-m done
>>740308892It does. You, of anyone else for that matter, aren't nearly as devoted to her as I am
>>740308980nothing. it's just overblown lighting.IOI actually has great traditional rendering because they dont rely on RTslop overtly
>>740309769Quantum of Solace is his best one actually. It's the perfect Bond movie and the villain has the most satisfying death by far.
>>740309871This is exactly why you don't have a chance lil bro. gg no re
>>740309260i just wanted to know anon's opinion on ideal women characters in undoubtedly superior products, you knowto establish a baseline
>>740284758Aaa Theresa.
>>740309978>they rounded her jawline to make her ingame model look more feminineits like the opposite of bioware fucking up yvonne strahovskiwhat do we think about this, fellow women enjoyers
>>740310036That's literally not even her actual face. Only few characters are facescanned, Theresa isn't one of them.
>>740309974Have you tried playing more games, IOI shill?
>>740309962
I wish quality mode ran better on PS5.
>>740310127i suppose you could point me in the right direction then, instead of being an ass with no substance
>>740309978Wow the real model in this rare case is actually less attractiveEasily mogged by Noémie Nakai and it's not even close.
>>740310229open the catalog, shill-kun
>>740310606
>>740309879Why do IO’s games look so good? Even Hitman, a game on a shoestring budget, looked incredible.
>>740310873It's their auteur engine.
>>740284758The one in the middle
>>740284758lol, lmao even
>>740310873>team familiar with their own proprietary engine looking at you unreal engine>ample practice with designing breathtaking vistas and locations over the course of 3 hitman games>engine designed to do certain things and is used to in fact do specific thingsjust seems like a bunch of technical competency
>>740310342noemie and jessica are so cute
>>740311110Who the fuck is Jessica?
>>740310873They put their effort where it matters, environment design and they don't drown their games in post processing or dumb ray tracing memes. Every single level and location they've made looks like a place you want to go or live.
Is she autistic?
>>740311153jessica rhodes, voiced cress
>>740311153I think he means the voice actress for Cressida. She looks nothing like the character though.
Actually, scratch that, even Moneypenny's actor looks much better
>>740284924the massive wall-eyed basedjak face he always hits makes me laugh every fucking time
>>740310972The models are attractive and are depicted accurately, or in some cases even more attractive:>>740309978You're just complaining to complain, retard.
>>740311263She’s cute in a “plain” kind of way.
>>740311234yeah she's basically hermione who larps as a bri'ish slag for some reason, probably because peer pressure
>>740311719the best kind of cute
>>740311234>>740311737She's booksmart and probably went to girls only private schools because of her extremely rich and influential parents. Not autistic, just from a world way above random night clubs. Definitely not a "slag" either.
>>740291937because there is more money to be made in outrage than saying the truth about this game which is"its fine" but every AAA game is a cultural battleground now so it has to be the second coming of christ or a horrific woke disaster concord 3.0. when its just okay, an avg game, those homo channels like those you mentioned, are more incentivized to say its horrible and woke if there's a little too much saturated color or something. remember, they tried this shit with marathon lmao. marathon, a completely fine game with absolutely no woke shit but because there are bright colors and high fashion designs, they saw an opening to call it globohomo feminized men propaganda cash grab concord 5 and now they look retarded. dont watch these people lol, watch smaller channels who arent incentivized to sensationalize to you.
>>740311737hermione can't drive so well and she has a presence to her
>>740311269But her voice is pure sex, so I'll take it.
>>740296284is this really as bad as it gets? thats nothing lmao
>>740311737She’s a rich white British girl. They tend to be slags once they’re out of mummy and daddy’s sight.t. Brit.
>>740284924FPBP
>>740312417sonion
>>740312417Go back to the old drink Micheal.
>>740296284This retard couldn't even cherry pick more than one frame where Moneypenny doesn't look hot so he just made a picture of her tiny thinking nobody would notice rofl.
Did anyone else find the easter egg references to other Bond villains? I found the Goldfinger and Jaws ones but I'm sure there are others. I know Goldeneye and Moonraker are also referenced.
>>740312830i forgor where was the st john smythe reference from
>>740291937Real /v/ wouldn't be shitting on this game for its wokeness, but for its absolutely shit gameplay
>>740312830I mostly just noticed the Hitman references tbqh.
>>740312613He did at the bottom but funny thing is that shot's literally not even from the game, that's from an earlier trailer before they touched up her appearance.
>>740312830The only one I found was the Jaws one.They need to do some new reimagined renditions of classic character if they make more of these games.
>>740312952The gameplay is fine. A step down from Hitman, but still perfectly fine for the kind of game it is.
>>740313010I honestly wouldn’t mind if the sequels included the classic Bond villains in some way as boss fights.
>>740312952Real /v/ isn't even here it's just bunch of middle-aged facebook fags who scream woke to everything they see
>>740284758>Hot tierTheresa>Cute tierMoneypenny>Boring tierSpectre lady>My brother's girlfriend (don't touch) tierCressida
>>740313024It's worse in the Hitman sections but the gunplay and melee combat bring it up
>>740313132meh
>>740313170It's not Hitman stop expecting it to be Hitman dumbass. You going in with the wrong expectations isn't the game's fault, it's yours.
>>740313216Expecting a video game to have good gameplay isn't anything outrageous.
i would not be surprised if the narrative cannibalized bond 26's story. ai is definitely gonna be an elephant in the room for a bond villain if they are trying to be topical and contemporary as always. but at the rate the film is coming out might already feel outdated when it eventually comes out.
> white british girlbaka
>>740313287>dishonest tranny deflectionKill yourself
Expecting Bond to be in a Hitman-type game is the worst thing you can do to James Bond the character
>>740313397but bond is just hitman but with government sanctioning
>>740313385???Stop projecting shill.
>>740313287And it does, just not the gameplay you retardedly wanted it to have cause you're a retard.
>>740313107Based rankings, but how did they manage to make the plain good girl (Moneypenny) more desirable than the gray area femme fatale character (Isola)?
>>740313468>shillAnd like clockwork you trannies can't go one post without accusing anyone that calls out your braindead posts of being a shill, instantly making it obvious you don't actually care about Hitman. If you want to pretend to have a genuine argument at least try and stick to it.
>>740313519Probably because Isola doesn’t have a lot of screentime all things considered, and it’s obvious right from the get go that she can’t be trusted.
>>740313468>calls others shills while shilling for Hitman??????
>>740313519Moneypenny is cute and Bond quickly found fun ways to "torment" her."Isola" (if that's her name) is just mysterious and obviously working for Spectre. Not much more to her than that. Maybe she gets better in a sequel.
>>740313519Because Isola is a turbocunt that keeps fucking over Bond every step of the way.Every other girl in the game is simply nicer by proxy and it's not like Isola is the only hot one in the game.
>>740312963The only ones I noticed were the explosive rubber ducks and Napoleon Blownaparte. Were there others?
>>740313467>>740313397Bond usually has to figure out who the target is and why he has to die with a bit more intel leg work than climb a bilboard and snipe a guy from a window; bond also goes to parties to socialize and hit on women to end up hitting thugs in a basementConsidering how WoA was adding filler intel work to spice up its missions>now infiltrate the data bunker>now find the data backup>now delete the data backup>now talk to this guy to comply with kidnapping>now steal the data coreIt's absolutely fucking retarded how IOI took 7 years to strip down everything that made their recent games appealing in favor of shittier Bondman: uncharted asylum: world of ass conspiracy.
>there is always one autist who won't miss any game's thread to shit on the gameI'm starting to notice it since Motorslice threads
>>740313591>>740313732Hitman has gameplay
>>740314138its a standard in /vg/
>>740314138We call them Discord trannies. Here's one now>>740314169
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>>740314407>you're projecting, actually it's you who is the Discord tranny shitting on this game despite the fact that I am the one shittng on this gameI don't think you thought this "no u" through very much.
>>740313770>Allan please add details>there’s a wine bottle in Slovakia called Chateau de 47>Bond’s alias in Vietnam is the name of an elusive target
>>740314138Motorslice? It's been like that for years. There are barely any games that can be discussed in good faith without some autismal faggots going into threads just to seethe about it for hours and hours nonstop. Internet is genuinely overrun be legitemate schizos now, mentally insane retards spend 24/7 online crusading against whatever triggered their assburgers.
>>740314482I genuinely think the quality of /v/ would improve if the word shill got banned cause literally nobody uses it genuinely anymore but people aren't ready for that conversation.
>>740314464No-gameplay bros...we lost...
>>740314482Discussing how it's bad still counts as discussion.
>>740314482As someone who liked Motorslice, you should stop being such a faggot.
>>740314970Accusing anyone who says literally anything positive about the game of being a shill is not discussion
