>Hand over all your Switch games. Right. Fucking. Now.What do you give him so you can live to see another day?
>>740285190I give him...NOTHING! DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR!
>>740285190>What do you give him so you can live to see another day?A kick in the goolies.
>>740285190The cheeseburger that breaks the camel's back
testing a sound webm, don't mind me
>>740285190>>740285249nintendo americans
>>740285190I teleport behind "psst... nothing personnel, kid..." and unleash my full combo on him.
>>740285190a kiss on the cheek
>>740285190"Sorry, I emulate all my games"
>>740285463>I teleport behindMotherfucker, you can just walk behind him.
>>740285190Nintendo WiiFit. He looks like he could do with a serious workout.
>>740285694it's cooler to do that.
>>740285737He don't deserve cool! Just tip him like a cow, the fuck is he gonna do about it?
>belly wider than shouldersI think that's the sign you're done. We had this one fatfuck we invited to commander night and the constant in the room was his labored breathing from doing. How embarrassing.
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>>740285796from doing nothing*
>>740285316Chat, is this real???
>>740285796Motherfucker, he's so fat that if he goes to Australia and lies on his back, tourists will think they're at Uluru. He's so fat, if he wears a shirt with red and yellow vertical stripes and stands in a field, people will line up to buy tickets to the circus. He's so fat, he can't play Wii Fit because when he gets on the balance board the game says "One at a time, please." He's so fat, he makes Wario look like Waluigi. He's so fat, you'd have to wish to Shenron five times to bring all of him back to life.
>>740285190I go upstairs, making it physically impossible for him to follow me.
>>740286114You don't even have to do that, just walk slightly fast and he can't catch you. Motherfucker, he's so fat that Beerus thought he was a planet and tried to destroy him. AND BEERUS FAILED!
