ROARTOOOOOOOOOOS
Some are calling it the most reddit post of all time
>lately
I think he would be more angry at developers for completely mischaracterizing him, his wife and his son.
>>740289698He'd listen, and that's what nobody did.
>>740289698But it's true, Kratos! Your wife is fucking Daredevil!
I want to know more about the woman that changed Kratos to be better
why are you browsing reddit pal
>>740290054Cuck=/=better
>>740289698picrel the post
>>740289912you mean his wife's son
>>740289698Why did he pick the ugliest woman?
>>740290284Because he fucked and killed all the beautiful ones in Greek.
If they pull a Saros and have Faye cuck Kratos with a lesbian this board will never recover
>>740290621Black lesbian
>>740289698I'm best friends with Sonic so he can't do shit
>>740290621You're right, because I will shitpost about it for the next 10 years if true.
>>740290716> for the next 10 years At least
>>740290716>>740290621I want another "the last of us 2" moment on /v/
>>740289698we must be better fanbois...
>>740289698I would beat the shit out of nu-Kratos
>>740291183Lol, you will never become a better man with this attitude you fucking incel. Kratos would teach you about life, masculinity and consent.
>>740289698>TYRONE? TYRONE?! WHAT'S GOING ON BACK THERE?!? WHY DO I NOT HEAR ANY MOANING FROM THAT BITCH OF A WHITE WIFE>*pauses disco elysium and looks behind him*>OH OH OH... OH MY FAUCI SCIENCE SZECHUAN SAUCE AND STRANGER THINGS ABOVE!!!! WHAT THE FUCK TYRONE, WHY ARE YOU BENDED OVER? HONEY WHY DO YOU HAVE A STRAP ON EQUIPPED?!>*smashes the controller at the tv in the background playing Hasanabi's livestream*>YOU DECIDED TO SWITCH THINGS UP?! TYRONE, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, THAT'S NOT WHY I BROUGHT YOU HERE>YOU FUCKING CHEATING BITCH, AND IT'S MY FAVORITE STRAP ON ASWELL, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!!>YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET KNOCKED UP BY TYRONE AFTER I GOT A VASECTOMY TO DELIVER BEAUTIFUL MIXED CHILDREN AND TERMINATE THE WHITE RACE>GREAT! FUCKING GREAT! NOW I'M TURNED ON BY WHAT I JUST SAID AND I CAN'T EVEN USE MY FAVORITE DILDO TO RELIEVE MYSELF BECAUSE IT'S UP IN TYRONE'S ASSHOLE>I THINK I HAVE TO MAKE SOME PHONE CALLS, DON'T TALK TO ANYONE ABOUT THIS, ALL THE GUYS ARE GOING TO LAUGH AT ME AT THE VAUSHCON NEXT WEEK>I DON'T EVEN THINK I CAN PARTICIPATE IN THE DISCO ELYSIUM SPEEDRUN COMPETITION THERE NOW, THIS MENTAL TOLL IS TOO BIG FOR ME TO HANDLE>IF YOU WANT ME I'LL BE IN MY ROOM LISTENING TO JEFFRE CANTU LEDESMA TO CALM DOWN A BIT
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>>740291248My hero would never say this!!!!! My hero doesn't even know Tyrone, only Jamal!
>>740289698What I say about his wife is none of his business
>>740289698Fuck...Kratos is going to give us a lecture how to treat a lady.
>>740290621please Santa Monica, hire this anon...
>>740289698Can somebody go to reddit and remind this fag how Kratos treated the slave girl?
I thought Kratos was at his best when he was just an angry dude being angry at the world.
nu-Kratos has too much onions in his veins, I could kick his ass
Anything made after GoW 3 is non-canon
>>740292520For all the shit 1-3 got, it told a perfectly succinct story. Everything after feels like an epilogue no one asked for.
>>740290621What if she fucks the cube instead?
>>740292674>>740292648>>740292624>>740292520You are all worse men. Learn to be better. A life of inceldom will only bring you unhappiness.
>>740290621Imagine the carnage that would unfold
>>740290621And she tells her the truth. Atreus was never his son
>>740290284She looks better than you, faggot
>>740290621God(s) that'd be absolutely hilarious.
>>740290621I don't think they'll do it but I hope they at least hint at some kind of romantic development on her sideAll the cuck shitposting of the last years becoming canon would be so fucking hilarious
>Imagine if Atreus is the son of Laufey and Hildisvini>Boar introduced as the "last of his kind">In the postgame, Freya explains Hildisvíni is one of a number of Jöfurr, the boar-shifting Vanir warriors valued for their wisdom. It was this power that allowed him to survive in Niflheim.>The title of Jöfurr translates to "giant" in Icelandic. It is also seen as a name for Jötnar in several Jötnar Shrines and is encountered in names such as Svartáljǫfurr.>probably last of the giants
>>740290621The series hasn't had a good game since GoW2 let's be totally honest here.
>>740290621>tells kratos to throw her ashes from the highest peak in all the realms>starts having a blast in the afterlife with a jelly cube and a magic sword>also starts a new family over thereBravo
>>740292704it'll be the ribbons girl while the cuckcube watches
>>740293385Depends on what you mean by "good". The old games were good at being games while the new ones are good at teaching you life philosophies that will stay with you long after you've finished playing them. They all have pros and cons.
>>740293474Life philosophy like what
>>740293559How to become a better man
>>740293559What the other anon has said. There is even a youtube video explaining the depth of the game:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1akAO-6fUc
>>740290621>mfw there's a small chance Atreus is in fact, not his son.
>>740290621There's something hilarious about cross-dimentional cucking
WHAT YOUR MOTHER DID AFTER WE MET IS HER OWN BUSINESS
WHAT YOUR MOTHER DOES IN HER AFTERLIFE IS HER OWN BUSINESS
>>740293385shut up retard 3 and everything else before nugow is great
>>740293559Learning how to be a fatherLearning how to accept your mistakes and how to overcome them Learning how to respect consent
>>740293914Nugow is great as well
>>740293630>we
>>740294017Lol
>>740293937>Learning how to respect consentThere is no content. Women will change a 'yes' to a 'no' because they regretted it several days, months or years later.
>>740289698He would bitch out because this is mopey Norse Kratos, not the pissed off young Kratos who murdered Greek mythology itself.
>>740290054No way that's real kek
>>740289698Kratos has already left behind his toxic masculinity days.He's a better man now.
>>740289698
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>>740293764Won't make sense right? Loki is half god half giant (half aesir half jotun, but whatever), they made Kratos into Farbauti, but made Laufey into a giant rather than an aesir
>>740290621ok hear me out. that sword ribbon is actually an imprisoned goddess and faye falls in love with her and gets her the body back
>>740293914the games genuinely peaked at 2. I'm not going to argue this I lived it.
>>740290621the fucking meltdown that would happen would be legendary if they applied current Hoebaggagary to the game.>Iam dead so that means that my obligation to my previous family has been fulfilled.>whole game is about letting goHoly fuck I can already imagine the foids coming out of the wood work defending hoelogic already.
MY WIFE'S GAME!
>>740290054Thats entirely retarded, Kratos didnt change because of her; he did because he killed the entire greek world on his revenge quest and got jackshit out of itIf anything it was Pandora that changed him
Incels are still seething about the rebooted series 8 years after GoW 2018. Because the devs dared to say that you need to grow up and do better.
>>740294524at the end we will all learn about ourselves, polyamory, and accepting our children as non-binary tqa++
>>740294606Thats just Cory being insecure that hes a game director and not an "auteur" because he became a dad and didnt want people to make fun of him
>Imagine the shitstorm of memes and AI edited webms if it turns out that Kratos wasn't Atreus father, but the dad who stepped upBALROG! DO THIS SHIT AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
Wow, from not buying games to laughing at games and now praying for games to fail just for the memes and laughs.Quite the evolution tree of a chud(dha)
>>740295215There is really nothing to lose anymore.
>>740290621We must be better shitposters
>>740290621there are people defending nu gow???
>>740295423>>740293630
>>740295215How else would you have fun with modern AAA gaming?
>>740295215>Wow, from not buying games to laughing at games and now praying for games to fail just for the memes and laughs.Yeah it's a lot of fun
>>740289698that post and this thread reeks of estrogen, the american one to be more precise
>>7402944533 is kino start to finish, I will not hear any slander about it. Shit, it literally begins with you riding on a damn giant fighting hydras and shit. God, I need to replay it again.
>>740295215umm sweety, just let people enjoy things?
>>740290082GOOOOOYS
>>740290219exactly.
>>740289698>Man if Kratos heard the way some of you have been talking about his wife latelyhe'd been like....MY WIFE
>>740292959but i'm not a woman?
>>740297657You will be one after I am done with you
>>740297695yet more proof this board is full of disingenuous lgbtq+ with a demoralization agenda.
>>740297754Stop disrespecting KINGtos' wife.
>WE MUST BE BETTER MALE COMPANIONShow did they get away with this trash
>>740290158Kek, literally what I thought
>>740293068>I hope they at least hint at some kind of romantic development on her side>All the cuck shitposting of the last years becoming canon would be so fucking hilariousthis
>Freya threatened to kill his son >I WILL NOT FIGHT YOU, BOY STAND DOWN!>INSTEAD I WILL HELP YOU REMOVE THE CURSE THAT STOPS YOU FROM HUNTING MY SON ACROSS THE REALMI don't think a guy like this will do anything about people talk shit about his wife
>>740293474>the new ones are good at teaching you life philosophies that will stay with you long after you've finished playing themsuch as?
>>740293630what a lack of a male role model growing up does to a mf.
>>740297997I've already responded to that question. Read the replies.
>>740289698I don't care about nugowI never cared about nugowHell I never even cared about original gowAnd you will never make me careOld gow is game for retarded kids and nugow is just boring movieslop
>>740289698Not a single straight man played the GoW games.
>>740295745The tech used in gow3's opening was genuinely mindblowing
>>740293937i can smell the onions from here.
>>740289698What will he do? Onions out and explain to me the wrongs of toxic masculinity?
>>740298272Onions soup is great and I can get it for free because I actually respect other human beings.
>>740295745People meme about nu GoW with le Kratos cuck and shit but im salty as fuck how they completly dropped these spectacle setpieces old games had. In old games you always feel like you're a part of something bigger like levels going through cities under siege and massive temples while nu games have none of that. Even Chains of Olympus so PSP game starts with massive city siege where you fight big ass monster. In old games we would ride and kill world serpent while in nu GoW we chungus wholesome become friends with it lmao like this shit is so ass.
im unironically dating a girl who has a 2 year old son, how fucked am i bros
>>740294897I don't doubt anything considering the Sony of today.
I legitimately thought that these redditors would change after all these soijak shit in the past 7 years and globalization of sharty but holy shit they are still the same, exactly the same...
>>740298672depends on how tolerable she is and if the kid is mixed racePersonally I'd prefer to date a girl who has a child already because i'm shooting blanks, sadly
>>740298672Kid will hate you and woman will always put kids well being as number 1 priority over you. In that kind of relationship you are fifth wheel provider basically. You do you I guess I hope it will work out well for you anon but I know from experience that for the most part it doesnt. Its legit better to date woman that has grown up kids already.
>>740298970He said that the kid is still 2 y.o. though, /caca/ like that have no idea about the concept of real father or anything
>>740298514real men prefer to watch. thor fisting the serpent instead of kratos was infinitely more satisfying.
>>740298672Following up with anon said unless you personally want to also have a kid with her which would be ideal because then you have a sibling so the childcare will be less of a burden otherwise if that kid is mixed race (black) you dun goofed
We need to be better men
>>740298514>in nu GoW we chungus wholesome become friends with itLOL
>>740298672nothing wrong with being desperate
>>740299119>world ending ragnarok>the biggest "spectacle" is a fight against some big lizard or looking at some colorful shit blowing up in background and last boss is fighting skinny grandpa on tiny arenalol...
>>740299269sometimes i wake up at night and randomly remember the pre-ragnarok sequence where they give him the title of their great general because he's the epic bacon pantheon slayer and all he does is give a pep talk. what a meme of a game.
>>740298970i have in my family this exact example, except the kid, he's now around 15yo i think, calls him dad to this dayhe stayed with them for around 6~7 years, so the kid pretty much grew with him as the father figure and he did step in. divorce was bad for the kid but at least they both acted like grown ups and shield him from their own shitflingingso yeah >>740298672 you might not be all that fucked, but at that age you'll be expected to step up one way or another
>>740298672One thing i can tell you is that you will never be his father, even if you create a bond with him.Eventually there will be a point where you will have argument where you want A for him and his mother B. I 100% guarantee you she will say "it's my son, you don't get to decide about him".
>>740289698Chills
>>740290082If Sons of Sparta gets ported to the Switch the meme will finally be real
