>1 million trailer views>High like/dislike ratio>Only game chat liked during the SOP stream>Already #8 for pre-orders in PS storeHow did this happen?
fuck them for delaying it to next year
>>740290719>uses ai slopdropped sadly
I've analyzed the contents of nu nu lara and it appears she is made of pure goonfuel
>>740290719This is mostly a win for gaming but she still needs her tits. It bugs me that they made her hot without the tits. It's like they can't help themselves. We WILL be a proper society again!
>>740291001This is the absolute largest allowed in a Western game now. A victory is a victory, however small it may be. And you just know journos aren't happy about it unless of course she's a lesbian.
>>740290852It really sucks because I've been looking forward to the details all year but I understand, it just wasn't ready for a summer release and there's no way it should be released in the fall and get destroyed by GTAThey need the time to make her game the best it can be and I'm okay with it. We got 007 in the meantime
>>740290719It's very easy to look at things and have an emotion/opinion. The question is how much of that will reflect in actual sales.
>>740290719SBI status?
>>740290852Competing with GTA6 is fools gold.
I need Stellar Blade levels of lewd outfits for Lara
>>740291117Well it's looking good so far.
>>740290719>abs visible through shirtinstabuy.
>>740291201>PurchasedJust couldn't help yourself
>>740291201>purchasedBASED BASED BASED
>>740290719what does she smell like?
>>740291107yea it's fine, but they shouldn't have said that it comes out in 2026 in the first place.i guess that means catalyst is delayed to 2028. i doubt they'll release 2 big tomb raiders same year
>>740291096>This is the absolute largest allowedWhich is why the fight will continue until tits get the respect they deserve and these activist fucks are driven away for good
>>740291291Well she's out in the humid jungles and ruins all day while wearing skin tight clothes..
>>740291291Bong
>>740291201>AssCreed Black Flag remaster is $70 plus tipJesus
>>740291096>journos aren't happy about it unless of course she's a lesbian.Since when journos cared about that shit? 2016 was 10 years ago.
>>740290719>Tried reboot lara>Went back to classic Lara after several games>Made her classic outfit MORE revealing with clevage >Even her face is a hybrid of nu/classic LaraWhy is this happening? Is the curse being lifted? They aren't going to rugpull us with a post-launch game update like Chinese gatcha games do, right?
>>740291559They keep rebooting it and it keeps failing. What do you mean?
>>740291559Amazon seems to be fine with attractive women? See "The Boys" and "007 First Light"
>>740291629>"The Boys"Miss skeletor isn't attractive.>"007 First Light"2fat4me
>>740291365Stellar Blade wasn't that along ago bro
>>740291629Jeff only cares about money
>>740291691Meant for >>740291547>>740291629>The BoysYou mean show about assfucking?>007 First LightCan only assume they are ok with the bikini lady because she's apparently not white.
>>740291698I signed up for this, and it better work
>>740291559>>740291629They just axed the new Stargate show because it wasn't woke enough, anons.Don't be fooled. Never let up.
did they show gameplay?if it plays more like the first games I might actually buy it on Switch 2
>>740291201I know it's wolverine but seeing an SP game dunk on CoD supremacy warms my heart.
>>740291768I'll wait for the austic nit-picking after it comes out before I boughteder it, but I fear we may be so back
>>740290719Sex.
>>740291803>if it plays more like the first gamesIt's probably going to still be an Uncharted clone.
You can get both remasters on keysites at $5 each if not less
>>740290719She's lowkey hot, beautiful face.
>>740291882The OG games are trash
>Even the king of chuds and his chat liked itIt might be a success https://youtu.be/H-yk5pXtgaw?t=1199
>>740291759>the bikini lady because she's apparently not whitePortugal is in Europe. And they're okay with the bikini lady because she's literally a genius "climate expert" (excruciatingly woke posturing that goes down easy)
>>740290719>AIaaand pre order canceled
>>740292246What are you schizo posting about
On one hand I'm not thrilled with getting ANOTHER remake of 1. On the other, Lara hot. Also I really like the first game and it's easy to make it feel fresh with a new set of mechanics also the remaster is good, I just hope they make the big legless boss more akin to his original janky creepy self than the Anniversary gorilla thing
>>740292140TELL ME WHERE I CAN FIND THE RAT KING
These shill threads are getting sad man
>>740290719If you don't preorder this, you're killing gaming.
My wife (Lara Croft) always wins. Why didn't you listen?
>>740290719I'll be waiting for the mods thank you very much.
>>740292427I'm not going to insult you because you can make any changes to the game you wantBut don't you think those would get in the way of her climbing and acrobatics? I mean good lord, man. LAU Lara was perfect. The new design looks like realistic LAU Lara.
>>740290719I will definitely be playing itIt looks like a really good modernised remake of the original
>>740292529It's a video game, autist
>>740290719This looks more like a remake of Anniversary than og TR1
>>740292560I know, and you can put Lara in whatever outfit you'd like to. I know I will beBut why pretend that the titcow shit is for the sake of 'authenticity'? Lara hasn't been depicted as looking anything like that this century. People who are obsessed with her being a titcow are totally stuck in a dream of the distant past
Be honest now, /v/ >Have you played the original 1996 Tomb Raider game?https://strawpoll.com/kogjRXRJvg6
>>740292635Whoever said anything about authenticity? If i had to follow the official look for Lara it could end up like pic related.Giant tits is just the ideal look for Lara
>>740292529>LAU Lara was perfectno she was a horrible hollywoodified tryhard american version of lara that completely missed the point of the character. tourists and casuals dont quite understand the extent of the disrespect LAU showed to the character because on the very surface level she still shoots two guns and climbs things so they think she is the same. Crystal were defiling Core's creation all the way back in Legend as soon as those dirty californians got ahold of the IP
>>740292529boobs dont get in the way of anything, they are incredibly soft and will change form when ever neededyou would of course know this if you had actually touched a pair in your lifealso its not real, its a video gamewe dont have to worry about discomfort and such>muh realismno one can do what she does in these games, yet you dont cry about realism, curious
>>740292181Oh I'm aware, but that's the only explanation I really have why they are ok with it. That and the hivemind consensus telling them that it is, as that's how they judge things. Also if that's the mo-cap model then rare case of the character model being an upgrade.
>>740292702I played it when it first came out and have played it a ton over the years.Yeah, I am an unc.
>>740292702played the demo of the first game and the full version of secondturn 41 this year
>>740292884It is a very smartly designed game and one of those rare kinds of games that genuinely get a little bit better EVERY time you replay it
I like how the boomer morons aren't even voting in the strawpoll, just announcing their experience in the thread
>>740292702I played and finished all TR games except the Gameboy ones.
>>740292975I still love the atmosphere of the games to this day. A great feeling of isolation and adventure.
>>740292702Played and beaten for the Saturn
>>740292983Doing both dumbassThis is a discussion board first and foremost
>>740292749>If i had to follow the official look for Lara it could end up like pic related.No it wouldn't that el creatura looks like a man.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H16x9yz9xGUMitra should have been cast as Lara, but her dad wasn't a richfag in with the Jews.
>>740293049Yes Rhona Mitra is basically a perfect 1:1 for Lara IRL. I think it's her eyes that sell it. She has exactly the same shape of eyes as classic Lara
>>740290719>#8 in preorderslmao
>>740292529Here's my counterpoint.
>>740293371I mean, I’m pretty sure they based Lara on her
>>740293721I don’t know why people think her tits we’re ever that bigShe’s not Tifa
>>740290719Nobody cares about this Uncharted wannabe.
>incels are shrieking in joy as their fabricated and unrealistic beauty anti-standard is forced on gamersYeah, missed the mark with me and majority of othrr gamers. Not buying.
>>740293726To an extent. She got hired as the official cosplayer because she looked like Lara, so it makes sense that later versions would be based on her.
>>740293806They were pretty big in the old games.
>>740293831>commies now say virgin unironically as an insultLMOA
>>740293917Big, not huge>>740293913She also has the same voice
>>740292529i love LAU lara. that is all
>>740290719Holy kek that chest is flat. Is it even a woman at this point?
>>740294095Everyone who sees you thinks "that's a dude carrying a purse, what the fuck"
>>740290719The game itself looks like polished LAU, which I’ve been waiting almost 20 years for, and I’m looking forward to seeing what the modders can do with Lara.
>>740294143It's cut-resistant leather. Someone has tried to mug me and failed 3 times. I'm not leaving shit in my pockets
>>740294143based retard
>>740294218lara? is that you??
>>740294218>he's been a target of muggingEither you live in a shithole or you are as intimidating as a teenage girl
>>740294412It's a shithole.And be reasonable anon there's only so much aura you can put out with a murse.
What the boy in the new Tomb Raider looks like vs what Lara Croft is supposed to look like
>>740290719Literally who even gives a shit about Lara Croft?She and James Bond are literally boomer IPs, get your act straight
>>740293271>>740293371Literal Lara perfection.
>>740294570The latest James Bond game was a big hit though. Lara's latest trilogy sold over 30 million copies.Why are you coping this hard?
>>740290719She's pure sex anon and a return to old form from Nulara.>b-but muh megamilk boobsThey are quite big. Lara has a thick but still athletic bodytype.You would never have gotten r34 pornstar tits anyway. Maaaybe could have been slightly bigger judging from her OG frame, but back then graphics were also more cartoonish.Mods will be available for that from Day 1 anyway.
>>740290719race swapped trash.was making her look indian necessary for funding? It's 2026 and we still aren't past this.
Rhona mitra makes me uncomfortable because my ex is basically a clone of her
>>740294789>race swapped trash.You are mentally ill.
>>740294659I will never forgive Hollywood JEWNIGGERS for denying us.
>>740290719>>Only game chat liked during the SOP stream#WeWantDestiny3
Why did they change her race?
>>740294940We ended up with perfection though.
>>740294789Lara has always had a tan if that’s what you mean
>>740294717It's a boomer ip, I don't care about your sales metrics. ESPECIALLY since it's just uncharted slop nowadays. Why gets hyped about the next Tomb Raider title? Insane.
>>740290719She's almost back but her tits have gotta be twice the size.
>>740294987Looks like a bong to me.
Lara Croft peaked here
>>740294789>race swappedShe was always spicy-white, faggot. You'll have to come up with better bait than that.
>>740294990Nah. After rewatching Jolie Lara movies I fund her lips off-putting.
are people really suprised that a women who is running around outdoors in jungles and shit all day has a tan?
>>740294789>brown hair, brown eyesLara was literally never white lmao
The cope is unreal.She's still hot, but there's no doubt they intentionally browngraded her.
>>74029520730 year old hag
Mods will fix it.
>>740295174pretty sure they are just some kids being epic trolls or whatever
>>740295081Please don't reply to the mentally retarded and eternally online shitposters.
Reminder that anons calling new lara a "raceswap", hag, ugly, unrealistic or asking if she's a man are all trannies
>>740295207She has literally always had a tan anonAnd the actress here >>740294659Is half pajeeta
>>740295302Despite how clever you may think you are I still won't be buying your shitty game.
>>740295365Keep on making threads about how you're angry that attractive biological females are coming back
>>740295081>she still looks britishto>>740295123>>740295184>she was never whitenice mask off moment faggots.I've been waiting for the "she's always been a brown woman CHUD" to reveal itself.She's ALWAYS been a hot white woman with a tan, and this ain't that.
Genuine perfection.
>>740295538>and this ain't that.proof?
reddit defense force standing by
>>740290719Jeet franchise. Won't be touching it until the publisher fixes 1/2/3 remaster and removes the AI slop.
>>740292140>king of chudsYou mean the retard that loves israel? Kill yourself shill
The shot that sold a million copies.
>>740295775>spot the indian Lmao okay, here's what an actual jeet bitch looks like
>>740295993Why would a woman post content like that?
>>740295538>She was always white>This means she was never whiteAre you illiterate or Jewish?
>>740295770>proof?sure please focus your retina on>>740295207>>740295265>>740295729>>740295775Thanks
>>740295927>Neither man-shaped nor niggerfiedWhy is this allowed to exist in current year?
>>740296195You’re saying she’s not white because?
>>740294839Post pics of your ex as a joke haha
>>740295927Our girl is back.
you people are so insufferably dumb and boring
>>740296145???
>>740296357Counterpoint.
>four pistols
>>740296389Read, nigger! REEEEEEAD!
>>74029592710/10 perfect body>>740296349Niggerfied slop
>>740296145If you can't tell I was replying to the "she was never white" argument you might be illiterate yourself.
>>740296640>replied to a post with reply meant for another postSo you're actually just retarded?
>>7402964513 vajunas?
>>740291201>purchasedBro doesn't care about being blue balled until feb.
>>740291096I’m happy with how she looks and I agree it’s a victory for the chuds. But I don’t blame people that still push for larger breast size. It’s probably the best for us long term to be unreasonable and keep pushing until games are the same as they were in the good old days
>>740290719So uhh are you gonna pre-order this /v/
>>740296981This will the 4th time TR1 has been made so I'll pass and wait for the 5th time.
>>740296717Basic comprehension alludes you.Let's paint the picture since you can't read the thread.>>740294987>why did she go from white, to brown/mixed.>>740295081>no she still is white.>>740295123>actually she was always mixed>>740295184>actually she was always brownLet's keep moving the goal post schizo.
>>740297129>Basic comprehension alludes you.You literally replied to 'white' without reading it.
>>740296786Maybe more. Imagine.
>>740297056This is TR1? I thought it was about Atlantis or something.
>>740297432i dunno. i'm gonna play it anyway. looks cool
>>740297432>i thought it was about atlantisbigfanexcitedtoplayforfirsttime.jpg
>>740291768It feels like for the last year or so, a new woke thing occasionally pops up and the creators are like "Are we really sure woke is dead?". Then of course it dies because the answer is yes, but this doesn't stop other things from popping up. I feel like it's mostly projects that were started 3 or so years ago, which are now all reaching completion.
>>740296414awoooooooooooooooooga
>>740297432Scenes from TR1 in this thread>>740295927Bridge that collapses leading up to the door to the caves from the 1st level cutscene.>>740293721Big booba Lara being approached by Larson in the game intro cutscene.
>>740297389Except you didn't say white, you specifically said "spicy white" aka mixed. Take the L with grace schizo anon.
>>740296349No fucking way we get an absolute female unit like this in a mainstream western game. There is a fucking catch somewhere.
>>740295775>top leftasian>bottom leftmexican>rightindian
>>740297761>Meds>MixedJewish hands typed this.
>>740298041
>>740297129She literally doesn’t look like left picThat’s been put through a race filter
>>740298085>Still avoiding what you actually saidReply with more delicious tears
>>740296634Little shrimp dick boy has to pretend anorexic bitches are superior because he knows he'll never make it past the cheeks of a real woman lmao>>740297936No. It's fan porn made in blender.
>>740297432Did you not see the TRex, green shirt and dual pistols?
>>740298459You will never be white.
>>740290908Every time someone says this, the game becomes a huge success. I'm beginning to think that AI slop is actually a selling point.
>>740298538No way is that shirt green. It's more like teal.
Prepare to be owned chuds.
>>740290719>Stars Karen Croft, the moderately attractive women from HR with a C cup>barely any cleavage>somehow this is a good thing
>>740290719Remains to be seen what they'll do narratively but at least visually there's no immediately noticeable feminist lens. That helps sell it for sure
>>740298792If you wanna be a faggot it’s turquoiseGreen encompasses a lot of shades as it is a primary colour
>use AI slop>she becomes an indianmany such cases
>>740290719She finally looks like she raids tombs.
>>740290719where are her tits?
>>740301368Her tits are stuck in the 90s and 2000s thanks to modern developers.
>>740301623>instead of competing with themWomen compete with fictional characters??
>>740301623kikes ruin everything
>>740297936Have you not seen the trailer? Look at her ass in the snow suit. Her Underworld wetsuit is confirmed for in the game. Her ass will be on display.It's real.
>>740301623Vicky seems like a real one
>>7403017961) Tomb Raider doesn't belong to any of those groups. Unless you're stuck in 1996 and think Tomb Raider is still a playstation exclusive.2) Gee, I wonder what multibillion dollar corporation you simp and shill for.
>>740301950>Unless you're stuck in 1996 and think Tomb Raider is still a playstation exclusive.it's not like it was ever playstation exclusive. was just most popular on playstation
>>740301623>acting like a smug bitch while writing the weakest and most insulting iteration of Lara in the entire franchise with literal daddy issues>also sucking Neil "Bomb Palestinian Children" Druckmann's dickI don't understand jews at all
For me, it's Underworld Lara.
>>740302304B-B-B-BASED
>>740302405looks really uncanny valley somehow
>>740302481You're right. We should give her a mastectomy and have her cry and repeat, "I can do it, I can do it," over and over in a rip-off Uncharted cinematic adventure.
>>740302573it's weird that people call them uncharted clones when they are very different. both are great though
>>740301789Someone posted this image yesterday in another thread and it indeed mogs her. But ignoring that, even if we compare her to the PS1 or PS2 days she's smaller.
Okay, I watched the trailer and when she swings through the t-rex's jaws just before they snap shut I had to admit it: I'm excited.
>>740304493I'm going in blind and not gonna watch trailers and stuff
>>740291107The 007 game is really bad, FYI.
>>740303941I looked up gameplay of that and it looked terrible.
I'm not all that hung up on the boobs, honestly. The gymnastics and bare long legs were always my favorite part and I'm glad this game kept them.
>>740305281Yeah, that wasn't the point.
>>740305490I want to specify that I still like big boobs and hope hers are returned in the future. But for right now I am fine with the size and content with the sex appeal.
>>740305258No, it was not.
>>740291803It seems like the gameplay will be exactly like how it was in Tomb Raider Anniversary. I like Anniversary so that's fine by me, but I do wonder if they'll add anything new
>>740301095>sees woman with tan>instantly thinks about indiansShe's a globe trotting adventurer, her skin is getting a lof of exposure to the sun so her having a tan totally makes sense but of course a low IQ mongoloid zoomer like you could have never thought about this yourself
>>740305712It is so fucking bad, bro. Bad in so many ways. If you want a game where Bond has to be taught how to put on a bow-tie, then this game is for you. Otherwise, it's shit.
>>740306043Pull your head out of your ass already
>>740306101Agent 47 is more of a 00 than Bond is. At least 47 has discretion on when to draw his gun. James cannot kill people unless it's in self defenses. "License to kill" my ass.
>>740306325Keep shitposting, loser.
>>740290719Why would I want this, when they released the fantastic remaster collection just a while ago?
>>740306369Don't waste your money on 007 First Light. It's bad.
>>740306498It's a great game and you lost.
>>740306550Yeah, lost money on a bad game. I'm trying to help you here. It's honestly not fun.
>>740291291horse cum
Have some faith. This new Tomb Raider is looking good sirs.
>>740291201>PS Storethere's like 15 gamesof course the newest ones will appear in the top sellers list
It still plays like nu-Raider, with no platforming or puzzles, just setpieces.
>>740290719Not yet, We still need to see if the jiggle physics are present or not.
>>740291698>Underworld wetsuit is in.If the Legend evening dress makes it in. It's gonna be a day one buy from me.
>>740290719I wanna tongue her sweaty asshole
>>740290719Should have modeled her after Petra Verkaik.
>>740308529You know there won't be any jiggle physics. I genuinely believe western devs forgot how to make them on top of "coombait" being a no no in AAA.
Her boobs could be bigger? Yes but to me she's prettier than nuLara
>>740297129>alludeseludes you fucking race-obsessed moron
>>740290719>2027lol okay
>>740301623>>740302139That's because the Druckmann quote is made up.Even the part before was only her talking about TR's "sex sells" marketing that obviously didn't appeal to her (why tf would it).Now she feels like she "missed out", so presumably she actually liked game Lara, just not playboy bimbo ad Lara.Really makes you wonder why someone snuck in a fat lie at the very end and now their image gets posted in every single TR thread hmmmmmm
>>740313996The continuation of "[3]" literally doesn't change the fact that Lara was ruined by you leftroons.You want to pretend to decry "culture war bullshit" because everybody outside of your echo chambers on bluesky and discord hates you for ruining every entertainment industry.And "[4]" isn't verbatim, but it's absolutely what she's saying herehttps://gamesbeat.com/tomb-raider-writer-rhianna-pratchett-paves-a-new-way-for-female-heores/Just kill yourself already. You know everybody hates you, but now you want to try to save face and act like you didn't ruin gaming, or more specifically, ruined female characters who were actually strong before.
