You lost /v/
...the losing contest.
>>740297506Why didn't they just go full spin-off mode with a "Goddess of War" franchise? It would have pissed off a lot fewer people instead of this outright male-to-female replacement. I personally don't mind female protags but in this case I don't really care. Nu-GoW sucked right out of the gate, all the grit and teeth were lost and the dad-simulator aspect was just the final nail in the coffin really.
My only gripe is that this is taking place in some afterlife BS where, thanks to the implication that there more to her than both Kratos and Atreus knows, the game could've easily taken place before she met Kratos
>>740297506people in threads about this crap often bring up Heavenly Sword as a "female GoW". Is it a good game to play?t. haven't played classic GoW, only 2018 nugow
>>740297943They couldn't make it before she met Kratos, because she ultimately lost. That is unacceptable to modern game dev writers.
>>740297506Yeah, lost interest in any vidya made after 2014
>>740297506How did a messaging board lose and what did it lose?
>>740297506>SAAAAROS>flop>Marathroon >flop>Foid of Woke: Laundry>
>>740298754Heavenly sword doesnt qualify as a game just a bunch of cutscenesThe controls and combat are the most horrid dogshit imaginable.
>>740299003>Heavenly sword doesnt qualify as a game just a bunch of cutscenesso... Nugow?
>>740297506>a literal cube without contentkek
I genuinely don't think /v/ realizes that the Sony audience won't reject this game for the reasons that they are. Will it sell as well as 2018 and Ragnarok? Probably not. But i'd still expect at least 3 million in sales based on it having the God of War brand on it.>b-but that metroidvania game flopped and it was gowYes, and that was not a AAA cinematic third person single player action game. i.e. the type of thing that a lot of people buy PS5s for. it was also shadowdropped and didn't have an ounce of marketing for it afterward.
What if Ratchet & Clank.. but female!What if Gears of War.. but female!What if Darksiders.. but female!What if God of War.. but female!
The harder you astroturf a AAA game like this, the more confident I become that it will fail. I have the last several years to back me up on this.
>>740299097>But i'd still expect at least 3 million in sales based on it having the God of War brand on it.do you really think that 3 million copies are going to make a profit for this AAAA++ project?
>>740299326To be fair, they probably AI generated most of the game so it's probably cheap to make
>>740297506you keep using that word, I dont think you know what it means
>>740299382>gamble tokens on vibecoding the cube physics or some other crap>cost ends up being the samenow what?
>>740297506The “don’t laugh at Sony for getting MOGGED by a pizza company” contest*
>>740299524>use local LLM>basically free
>>740297506A fucking cube. What is a cosmic cube supposed to be? Why is that something we now have to accept is mythological? Marvel has damaged us.
>Y-you lost /v/...okay?
>>740299565>even the pizza boy is making fun of you for being a woman
>>740297506>game is going to flop>SSM is going to have massive layoffshow so?
>>740299097Didn't that one Spider-Man game underperform despite the previous ones being massive hits?Even the "Sony audience" doesn't eat every slop given to them
>>740297506i'm still on /v/
>>740299605>>use local LLMI don't think that Sony Computer Entertainment have their own hardware for this task
>>740300017>that one Spider-Man gameyou mean the one at the top of this list?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_PlayStation_5_video_games
>>740297506>cover art instantly reminds me of Sony's other flop Horizon: Zero DawnWhat did Sony mean by this?>b-b-but muh "sales"Sony forced Horizon to be included in several console bundles which counted as a "sale," and were somehow still surprised that Horizon 2: Peach Fuzz Woman Beard sold like shit.
>>740300017yes because they had someone other than peter parker as spiderman
>>740299565Whoever the person behind that twitter post is still salty that Sony collab with Pizza Hut during the PS1 days
>>740300207>I-It's actually Dominos that got pwned!
>>740299565>Why does the underpaid intern at dominos have common sense?!?!?!>I swear we're not clinically retarded, we're masters of media literacy!!!The absolute state, and even worse for gaymen yurinalists for parroting this as an own that didn't exist.
>>740300124>bundle numbersand the last Spiderman game, the one with with miles morales, flopped
>>740300345Sales are sales, anon.>and the last Spiderman game, the one with with miles morales, floppedSM2 is the one with Miles.if you're talked about the spinoff Miles Morales game that released in between 1 and 2, that was literally a glorified DLC for the first game and was also on PS4.
I haven't played anything God of War since the PS2.Tell me why people are upset over this please
>>740300509Ugly Women and shit
>>740300509Faggot ass marvel cube
>>740297506lost what?
>>740300509Bitches trespassing on our hobby again, hijacking franchises that aren't theirs to be woke and gay>Put a chick in it and make it gay and lame!
>>740297506Nah I won by how desperate basedoboys are willing to defend Mary Spiderjane of War, knowing full well it costs Sony 450 Million dollars to pay Sweet Baby Inc. a fair and balanced budget(and they should ask for more)But hey could be worse, you could be like Pokemon with its 19 Mil budget (No voice acting, no graphics, no optimizing) that only needs 370k sales to break even.
BUT.. Isn't GoW a Kratos game?
>>740300468>a game you get for free is the same as a 60 sale
>>740300828kek it isn't even the actual game, it's a voucher code
>>740299565LMAOSNOY COULDN’T EVEN THINK OF A PIZZA-RELATED COMEBACK
>>740300828Instead of the cube, have the Domino’s logo in the back.
>>740300828considering that you're also making a purchase of several hundred $$$ i'd very much not consider that "free"
>>740297506That looks really dumb with the cube next to her.
>>740297506>you lostI have never played a GoW game what did I lose?
>>740301039it's the same price as a regular ps5
>>740301137Don't bother he liked Miles spider turd and thus his opinions are invalid
>>740301431it really do be like that
>>740297506even in the worst-case scenario, this shit will sell 5 million copies bacause snoys really are this retarded and tasteless faggots. but that still won't be enough to save the studio from layoffs and killing the gow franchise for good.
We won
>>740301693Anyone who says this game is going to flop doesn't understand how petty and desperate snoys are
>>740301923Show me the dislikes on the video
>>740302053this so much this i bet >>740301923 wont
*did* I?>checksNnnnno, all still there.
>>740300148>Sony forced Horizon to be included in several console bundles which counted as a "sale"the "bundle sales" always amused me>be me in Feb 2020>want to buy a PS4>for exclusives and stuff>stores only have PS4 Slims with three games attached to them>get Spiderman + Horizon + Days Gone >try all three games>only finish Spiderman because it was good>sell others and get TLOU1 and GoW2018>also play first two Uncharted games thanks to Snoy giving the classic collection for free because of Covid>later sell them all when my console becomes jailbreakable
>>740297506>cube jokesis it 2007 again?
>>740298754It's a true 5/10 game.
You lost the culture war rightoid
>>740302035true but we also must have in mind that bloodborne sold like shit (before they made it free) even though it was lauded by snoys as a system seller. snoys also turned their backs from tlou2 (it had really low, shitty sales numbers for a very long time, later they cooked the numbers) and allowed concord to become the biggest blunder in playstation history, $400 million down the drain. not very optimistic about santa monica future. could this game be their desperate attempt to salvage whatever the gow service game was supposed to be by reusing assets, character models and setting?
>>740302614>could this game be their desperate attempt to salvage whatever the gow service game was supposed to be by reusing assets, character models and setting?sounds plausible, the "deity multiverse" sounds like live service slop premise
>>740302817yeah, sounds like some battle royale map to me or something similarly stupid.
>>740302492>universally sold worse than the original
>>740297506does every single game need to appeal to the /v/irgin?
>>740297506
>>740304809yes because this hobby is for lonely nerd like me
>>740297943The afterlife is called Everywhen, which is the most YA fantasy shit I've heard in my life.
>>740297506I never played any GoW game so I actually won
>>740304891more like ball and chain
Not buying, not because of culture war stuff, i refuse to play anything with a female protag, same reason i did not buy stellar blade
>>740297506i hate one piece
>>740302053
yeah, I lost....in a game of YLYL
>>740305971kek sony won again your shitty attempt end up fails
>>740305559i'm playing wuchang rn it's pretty peak
>>740306086I don't give a fuck about Sony. I stopped at the PS3.However, I had a good laugh when I saw Phranque
>>740304809Who does this appeal to?
o i am laufin
>>740305971not enough
>>740297506I wonder how long incels will seethe over this one. Months for sure, years very likely, decades even?
>>740308217seethe over what?
>>740308217I am a bit surprised anons even care about some snoy slop this much. I assume at least some are tendies running the victory lap over god of war corpse.
>>740301923WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO THIS INDUSTRY??>ubisoft bragging about "players" for the floydsuke ass creed>bungie bragging about discord members for marathon>these söycucks bragging about youtube viewsIm convinced the industry isnt crashing, its already gone, and we're just watching jews play a puppet show to trick us into giving them money
>>740297506my sides lostall 6 (six) of them
This genuinely looks so fucking bad as a cover, WHAT were they thinking?
>>740299003>>740299047I wondered the same, have you played Ragnarok? It's no wonder people aren't excited for GoW anymore.
>>740312312>hey check this out, it's pretty funny>WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH!? LIKE TAKE OUT A FUCKING LOAN AND RENT A BILLBOARD ABOUT IT!
>>740312942This has to be some kind of money laundering thing, right? Sony can write off the loss on their taxes, that sort of thing?
>>740297506What if I don’t buy
>>740313421then you're racist sexist transphobic bigot that should have his PS5 banned
the game is not organic at allblackrock bought part of sony and is calling the shotsfeminism and diversity > what gamers want
>>740297506>FlopsI heard Taco Bell is hiring
