This is real. It's not even modded.Samus is not supposed to look like this.
>sm4shThat's why they nerfed her in Ultimate
>>740307154smash 4 will always be better than ult
>>740307082Are you talking about the lordotic posture? Her spine does look absolutely fucked up, I agree.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>740307278Her ass looks like it was made by a fan. That's what I'm talking about.
>>740307082kill yourself sybb
>>740307247And Brawl will always be better than both
>>740307450i do like her bangs here
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>>740307278"women" with a straight spine are men
Smash 4 making up those Jet-Heeled shoes for ZSS will forever be retarded.
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>>740307356All these thread spammers are starting to make me genuinely despise people with autism.
CHIEF'dFor over 20 years now.
Reminder he shitposts these over on /pol/ too >>>/pol/536442279
>>740310137I see him on /a/ and /fit/ as well.
>>740310137>>740310378why can't he just get laid like a normal person and get it over with
>>740307548Nice quality dipshit
>>740307082Correct, her suit is supposed to be blue. This is just wrong
>>740307082Because it makes sense. Why wouldn't Samus have a great ass? She's fit as fuck.
>>740311037>She's fit as fuckFucking hell I hate how dumb people are here
>>740307356Someone made this pic thinking they won btw
>>740311187>nooooo working out doesn't make your ass look nice ignore all the fucking muscles in your ass you idiot!
>>740311402Please understand, redditroons idea of exercise is dragon ball characters punching the air and gaining 10× the body mass. Its why they troon out so often, their lack of understanding of human physiology leads them to believe they can become women by growing their hair
>>740307082She was so sexy in 4, holy shit. The downgrade in Ultimate was unreal
>>740311402Those are implants, you imbecile.
>>740310137he is a passtranny so he is allowed to spam, flood, signature and off-topic post without rule-enforcement
>>740307082kinda makes her look like some bimbo slut
>>740310461he is ugly and disabled
>>740307082There's already a Peach thread up. /v can only handle so many barely disguised vidya porn threads.
>>740307082Cry about it, tranny
>>740307082I miss when huge asses in japanese games were rare like 1 in 100 games had itNow that japan is brown the number is closer to like 7/10 and if you see their gacha shit it becomes like 9/10
hi sybb
>>740312461Is this a huge ass?
Mario games>male protagonist>a variety of trascendental female NPCs (peach, daisy, rosalina, pauline), all in positions of power (princess, mayor, etc)Zelda games>male protagonist>a variety of trascendental female NPCs (zelda, ruto, mipha, riju, etc), all in positions of power (princess, chief, etc)Metroid games>female protagonist>no other meaningful femaleHypothesis: samus being a girl robbed us of sci-fi empresses
>>740312408I can't get enough of them
Not enough people are talking about the fat mii ass
Which Samass has the fattest butt? All three are canon.
Canonically speaking, would Samus scream if Ridley swallowed her whole and she ended up in his stomach? She has no gear btw
>>740313873Ridley is a fire breathing dragon-alien. She would be deceased before reaching his stomach.He would also take no chances, and would probably gnaw on her body until she is dead.
>>740307082love samus, hopefully she gets a good game this decade
>>740307082Yes she is. She's 100% the older girl that lives next door. Onee-san type.
>>740307082That's a fat ass. Literally and unironically.
I want a Samus game where she actually does some bounty hunting. And the zero suit would make a lot more sense in that kind of work. She cant really go into public spaces in some hulking suit armor.
>>740307082>>740312593>>740314179The amount of BBC porn Samus gets is a fucking blessing. Hope we get the Zero Suit in another game.
>>740313969Nah he'd torture his nemesis by making her drop into his belly fully conscious
>>740314645Yeah this except instead of hunting bounties she's hunting big huge fat shota cocks
>>740315374You misspelled black.
>>740315491No I didn't. Blacked is a gay fetish and I am not a homo.Samus is built for absurdly hung white shotas and exotic alien monster cocks.
>>740315658>t. snoy newfag
>>740315753Keep seething, faggot.Also kill yourself.
>>740315836You first, snoy.
>>740307082She kinda bad doe. Is dat Frost?
>>740315374>>740315491yeah that could be fun
>>740315907
Imagine Samus over your knee, ready to be spanked because she fucked up a mission.
>>740315658Samus canonically flirts with a black guy in Other M. I can tell you're a newfag secondary.
>>740314645>filename is the kino versionBased
>>740316029Samus is canonically entirely hung up on a white man.
>>740315374I don't think those exist in the wild in weird distant alien planets.Unless you mean little alien fellas
>>740316063Anthony and Samus clearly have some history. Probably a fling, nothing too serious.
Why do artists keep insisting on making Samus look like this? Why does Nintendo allow it!?
>>740316354It's exaggerated, but it builds on the canonical fact that Samus actually has a fat butt (despite her being lean and sometimes toned elsewhere).
>>740316354Because they're aware. It's on purpose.
>>740307082There’s several factors at play here>Samus is mostly muscle so she would have an ass of some sort>Different art styles (yes, 3d models can have different styles)>An ass man?There’s more but I forgot them
>>740307082>Lust provoking image>Pointless question>"Why do they do this?"
>>740307082Acrobatic people have large asses.The ass is literally one of the most important muscle groups for both agility and core strength.I can't believe snivelling prudes tried to convince the world, and managed for some time, that flat asses are realistic for the average fucking super-character we see in media.
Samus still got it in retirement
>>740317227>>740317320>her ass is mostly muscleI can't fucking believe the stupidity here.
>>740317559Go to a fucking gym, fatso. All the regulars, men and women, who actually hit the core and legs, have great asses.
>>740317616You need to look at the entire body, not just the ass. Also, a lot of women have had surgery.Samus's has an ass you get from eating too much, while having genes which direct all the fat to the ass only.
>>740317886She's arching her back >>740307082I've seen that pose a million times from gym thots, the ass in the OP is nothing special for active people.
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>>740307082Heels make your ass stick out
>>740310137they're in every chan, thinking about going to 8 cause they upgraded their servers finally and Israeli is range band due to posting CP
>>740315658shota is most definitely a gay fetish
>>740313548Its not SamassIts Sumass. Thats even how the Melee announcer says it.
anyone have the video of samus getting domed in liara's office?
>>740317441What's she doing now that she's retired?
>>740318901suckin me good and hard thru my jorts
>>740307082>>740309785https://youtu.be/cL-mR79GErU
>>740307652>>740308054Why the fuck did they do that? She is already at a superhuman physic by default - Zero Mission proves as much and Raven Beak further confirms that the Mawkin genetics puts her way above a Thoha Chozo at that. The Power Suit just takes it up a notch.
>>740307548>leftThat ass just screams "FUCK ME!">rightLMAO that's a man's ass. That's troon Samus.
>>740320076>She is already at a superhuman physic by default - Zero Mission proves as muchAnon, that is very, VERY far from superhuman physics.
Total Sybb Death
>>740320076Kek, that's like a fucking mom ass
Phat
>>740311752Wrong. BBLs look gross and disproportionate. Kim Kardashian's ass is an example of this.
>>740324359You don't need to look gross. People can do moderate surgery.
>>740318901how does she maintain that physique if she's retired
Old zero suit was better, and the neon piss yellow techno sweatbands and techno stiletto heels are one of the worst design additions to perfection I have ever seen. Prime 4 gets extra shit for not giving us a new zero suit design to finally use after 15 years of Other M's.
>>740320076That's a thong cut design. She likes it up the ass?
>>740317441This is the best Samus.
