>wow, cake batter-flavored protein powder? 500 kcals per serving, though...>but it's got 55 grams of protein, plus creatine and only 10 grams of saturated fat>I'll just skip lunch and go for a bigger dinner
This is a mockery.
The last thread hasn't even reached bump limit yet.
This is one STEEP food bill...but it's worth it.*stamp*
>>740308962Who the fuck says kcals per servingIts just calories
>>740309910e*ropeans
>>740309059bird legs are a good step forward but he should look more like a real bird, as is he just looks gay
>>740309910>who the fuck calls them seconds, just say hours
>cake-batter flavourRaw flour and eggs?
>>740309910>who the fuck says in? its just inches>who the fuck says ft? its just feetYou are reading a text post!!
>>740310375its artificial cake flavor like how you have birthday cake vapes.
>>740308962>wow, cake batter-flavored protein powder?It's insane how people fell for this.
>>740310367Americans actually call kilocalories calories, I think their brains can't comprehend kilo
>>740308962These crack me up every time. It's exactly what I would imagine Star Fox to be after he "retires" and winds up in a call center.
>>740308962The Holodeck copypasta is still the best.
>>740309080OP taking a second serving is in-character.
>>740308962anthros still look cute with neck chub. humans look disgusting when they are fat
>>740310868yeah i like this one the most so far lol
>>740308962A good rule of thumb is eating at least 1g of protein per 10 calories. Unless someone is a bodybuilder, we need about 1g of protein per 1kg of body weight. I don't know whether it changes for an animal like a fox, but if he were human, say he weighed 70kg. Even if he only ate cake batter protein powder as his protein source (not recommended since variety is king), 70g of that powder would be 637kcal. The saturated fat is high, yes, so I would pick a protein powder with less fat. Creatine is a meme and can be safely ignored. If he fills the rest of his kcal count with nutritious vegetables and fruits, he'd have a lot of calorie room (even for "treats") and plenty of nutrition. He could even be on a 1200kcal restriction with that though that would be too low for him if he were an equivalent human male.If you want to make this post next time, make it less macro friendly.Before someone comes at me, I do not consume protein powder. I get my 60g protein primarily from lean meats and seafood.
>>740309080General Pepper? Yeah, I'm just getting back to you again because they made another thread. Yes, the old thread is still up, it hasn't even reached bump limit yet. Is there anything we can do about that?
>>740309910i think the joke is that he is taking 500000 calories
>>740311158>Not 1g per .5 lbs Ngmi
>>740309080>fox mcdonald takes up two threadsmakes sense
>>740308962Please stop making these threads, they're making me horny.
>>740308962i look like this and say this
>>740310868The other day was planning on buying trash food because I had a rough week then this meme pop into my head and stopped me from doing it.
I'm going to bake some chewy oatmeal raisin walnut cookies and pan fry pierogies in butter with onions and peas tonight in your honor, Fox
>>740310805why would you need to add "kilo" when you never, ever use calories under any other context?
>>740309059Why does every game look so fucking washed out these days? Compare the brown on the left to the brown on the right.
>Before someone comes at me, I do not consume protein powder. I get my 60g protein primarily from lean meats and seafood.
>>740312229Euros heat their water one milliliter at a time, one Kelvin at a time. It's why they can't get anything done.
>>740313841they don't even use the microwave for it either
>>740314119As a scientific people, they know that radiation mutates the DNA of the water and makes it cause diseases.
