>Sorry, Tetra. It's far too dangerous for you. the pirate captain with a superior ship, a crew, and weapons, to join us on this quest. I know that you, a brash criminal who just found out you technically own this country, have less than no motive or reason to comply with your ancestor's request, but please stay here here all alone with no provisions in the basement of this place that Ganon is already well aware of. Bye!This is easily the dumbest thing to ever happen in a Zelda game. Shockingly terrible writing. And yes, I am well aware that it's probably mostly the result of the game being rushed. Not an excuse.
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>>740310327... Fuck, now I can't unsee that. Anon, I wanted to complain about Tetra getting robbed, not get hit with zoomer brain rot.
Zelda games have excuse plots, you really shouldn't expect good writing. I never understand why there are Zelda storyfags.
>>740310537>excuse plotsSpeaking of excuses. Nah. If you put a story in your game, I expect some good or at least passable writing. We don't give Godzilla movies a pass for their shit writing just because we all know it's ultimately just an excuse for monsters to hit each other. Or at least, we fucking shouldn't.
Y'know, it's kinda sad that despite this whole nonsense with the basement, Tetra is still one of the best Zeldas.
>>740310203yep
I do wonder how things would've gone if the game was actually finished. I like to think we'd upgrade to Tetra's ship and sail that around. Fuck knows the ship combat would instantly improve.
>>740311002I think you're absoluteness on this is a bit unreasonable, there's nothing so bad about filler plots to give context to the action which is the real point of the entertainment
>>740310203Is dophin best way to play wind waker ?
>>740311068The Peak Zelda is still ST though, Can't really beat actually being along for practically the whole ride.
Even with her ship and crew, she couldn't even beat a single bird. Link beat up that bird, so he's better than Tetra and her entire crew combined.
>>740310537Majora's Mask is well written tho
>>740310203I wish Zelda was stuck in my basement, if you know what I mean
