>>740312468oh shit they're remaking KOTOR? I'll have to play itI tried playing DA:O a few months ago and the game looks awful. even moving around was a pain
You are now laughing that the first attempt of a remake got shitcanned because it was regressive, fully voiced, action slop. LMAO
>>740312468From what I've heard about it, it might be kinda shit. I'm still curious though
>>740312468I'm only interested in the potential of 3D KotOR porn
>>740312468Please no. I'm so fucking tired of remakeshit.
>>740312468I hope it's good.
>>740312947Oh, thats a good point. Not enough stuff of Mission desu
>>740312468>remake meaning whole new story to fit in with the rest of Disney canonDROPPED
>remake>turns combat into jedi academyI'd cum so fucking hard, kreia would be impossible to beat, though
I don't even have cope-hope for this, it's a never-ever.
>>740312468holding no expectations
>>740315813Why would anything nice ever happen?
>>740316695>cope-hopethat's a new one
>>740312745Basically. I don't have any hopes for it, if it turns out looking good then I'll be shocked but happy. I'll assume it's a pile of shit until proven otherwise.
Nothing but bitter memories remain thinking about what Star Wars has become. DO NOT WANT.
>>740312947>Bastilla getting pounded in the ass by HK-47 while choking on Mission's big futa cock as Carth is forced to watchGOTY material
>>740312468>KOTOR remakethe first game is so bad already and a remake with pretty graphics and revamped gameplay aint going to change any of that
My dad works at the Disney content slavery farm and he said the game is stuck on design phase because Mission Vao keeps coming back too sexy
They better make Mission romanceable if it's a full remake. Age her up a couple years if you have to but don't leave me with cuntstila or the weird cat lady again
>>740316854I am fully aware of my delusions
>>740312468As if you idiots aren’t going to seethe and bitch when the trailer shows a black person or woman. Then you’ll pretend like you were never excited for this game in the first place.
>>740318810They don't even have to change anything, they can just throw one of the already-selectable black Revan skins into the trailer to make people mad over literally nothing
>>740318810Whoever choreographed that fight should be arrested and thrown in prison.
>>740319405I think they'll show a female revan and people will cry wokeshit about the customizable character much like they did for the fate of the old republic trailer.
>>740312468:O!!!
>>740312468Wasn't it a Ps5 exclusive? It surely would have been in the state of play if so
>>740319802It was only a timed console exclusive for ps5, still releasing on PC at launch, and that was back when aspyr was the developer. It might be different now with saber in charge
>smartly crafted line designed to show the arrogance and lack of introspection of the Prequels era Jedi Orderor>idiot line that George Lucas threw in without noticing that it drips with irony
>>740316991This.Plus, if it's even half decent, there would be a possibility of a KotOR 2 remake, which in turn has a chance—no mater how small—to be at least half decent, too.I'll remain doubtful, but somewhat hopeful.
>>740318810Wtf is going on with modern day lightsaber choreography? It's so fucking clumsy and stupid looking. Whatever happened to hyper-attuned warriors that could twirl lightsabers all around them at extreme speeds? Now we have cavemen who are swinging the equivalent of a club around.
>>740320484the obi wan show had decent choreography in the flashback fight
>>740320484Say what you want about the prequels, but they did put some effort into the duels. No one bothered afterwards.
>>740320484RLM complained about Prequels lightsaber duels looking like choreographed dances rather than goons beating each other with bats so Disney shifted course.
>>740318810>>740320484I know the excuse is always "Vader was just fucking around", but no one talks about how INSANELY out of character that is for a joyless husk of a man consumed with power. This excuse gets used constantly by everyone trying to write side content that uses Vader, and most of the time it means the side-story's protagonist gets away, so it makes less and less sense the more he does it.
>>740320484Every star wars project has had a different choreographer
>>740318810It's star wars. It's the epitome of a shitty guilty pleasure franchise. If I wanted something good, I'd be waiting for something written by Tomino set in the UC gundam timeline.
>>740318810I will seethe unless it is based Jolee Bindo
>>740318810this is how REAL lightsaber combat should look like and i will die on this hill
>>740322215>Disney thought it would be a good idea to have Hayden Christensen do a lightsaber duel against the hilariously unathletic Rosario Dawsonkek
>>740312663>regressive, fully voiced, action slopSounds like kotor
>>740325360>it was always like this This and that are two different things. An incredibly disingenous shitpost comparison that is immediately disregarded as such. EA clearly wanted something along the lines of those shitty CW action games. BLECH
KotOR is still the best SW game but all the planetary NPCs need complete rewrites because they're comedically bad
>>740321227yeah... Vader "fucking around" is him vs luke on bespin.when he was testing himnot whatever this retarded shit was.
>>740325634It's the typical bioware black and white juvenile affair. But look at the average star wars fan. most of them are like capeshit enjoyers who think everything has to be a certain way or it's unacceptable. I'm talking about the people who think it matters that batman or luke skywalker did some thing one time in a comic or book 30 years ago that 99.9% of the world doesn't give a rat fuck about. People still have a tantum over the better story and characters and KOTOR 2 because it dared to be different then Jedi = GOOD sith = BAD
I would have never known I was playing a dead series in 2004. It makes me so bummed that KotOR will never be properly finished.
>>740312468I need my jailbait twi'lek
>>740325596Kotor is a braindead, dumbed down, consolefag, cinematic, aRPG. It has no tactical depth, party size was gutted down to 3 units, no tactical view, maps are linear, small corridors which do not offer any tactical options. There is no elevation system, no alternative route to pick, no cover system for ranged units, skill trees are basic and braindead, enemy AI non-existent, it has nothing going on for it except for pretty, cinematic combat animations. You just watch as your main character fights on it's own through corridors, game plays itself on it's own. BioWare wished they could make an action game to begin with, which is why it was followed with Jade Empire and then Mass Effect. It's an antiChrist of RPGs, a shit action game with shit action combat.Even if those russians copy their Space Marine 2 combat for this Kotor remake, it will be a massive, objective, straight upgrade over the horrid abomination from original. At least it will be an action game fully, instead of lying that it's cRPG.
