How do I describe this haircut to my barber?
>>740314815>model looks like beta faggot>ingame character looks like a chadwhy the double standard for male and female scans?
>>740314815show picture?
>>740314972No joke. Good lord, look at how much they improved that hairline.
that's a hairstyle not a haircut
>>740314815Literally just show her a picture
>>740314815Ask him to bond burger your sister
>>740315618>bond burgerYou gotta post the picture bruv
>>740314815Short and wavy plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>740314815Very normal men's haircut. Just get the top cut longer than the sides and part your hair.
>>740314972Women control the video game industry. They're the jews of gender
>>740315079>>740315543>>740315650>just show them a picture bro
>>740316267very dishonest picture. different angle and that might only work if you've beard and stuff
>>740314815This has been my exact haircut for 15 years. I always cut my own hair now and always get compliments when I do. It's the simplest thing in the world to cut. Grab your hair and cut it off down to like half an inch over the scalp. Just guestimate and it will be fine. Using the mirror can mess you up, sometimes I just close my eyes and use pure proprioception which should be good for any gamer btw. If you don't have good proprioception then you suck at games When it's done just run a comb upward through your bangs and they should sit fine like the pic without any product. I've never used hair gel or anything of the sort and my bands have that look everyday even when I wake up.
>>740316267That hair stylist must have sucked because they're supposed to layer it. IE every few cm some hair is longer than others so it's not a straight fucking line. He should be able to go back and ask for it to be fixed
>>740314815>give me the emasculated white dad haircut, boss
>>740316267That's an ugly fucking haircut no matter what
>>740314972likely so much bullshit you have to do to appease this and that consultant group for women. and then for men, nothing. how the fuck did we end up like this.
>>740314815The cuck cut.
>>740315335>>740315706>>740315798>>740316552>>740316694And what do you call this cut?
>>740317596you wont have hair like this unless you're styling it and maintaining it, which is beyond most men
>>740317596>basic white guythree of those are absolute giga chads
>>740317596Idk hair styles but I think the shaved sides is what they call a "fade". These guys all have stick icky goop in their hair though. Seriously why did it ever become a thing to turn your hair into a giant ball of slime or dry as straw DAILY? I can understand for an event maybe but everyday? Imagine you're dating someone like this and anytime you try to run your hands through their hair you're left with hands that look and feel like they were dipped in honey mixed with Vaseline...It's disgusting, just style it naturally so people can actually brush against you without ruining their clothes lmao
>>740318174hair is one of the things i never gave one fuck about. as long as it doesn't need maintenance and doesn't look too retarded it's fine.i'm sure those hairs would look retarded unless you spend half an hour every morning making it look like something and then you have to check every 2 hours if it's still fine
>>740314815this board is so fucking autistic and facblindthe va's hair is nothing like Bond's
wew
>>740318815That shits clean
>>740314815what is with that fucking smirk why is he constantly doing it
>>740319620Bells Palsy
>>740316267It's only beautiful people that make any style look good.t. ex of a pro model
>>740314815This is literally just a normal haircut, but styled with a bit of gel.Go to a hairstylist and they probably have a poster on the wall that's close enough for you to point at sand say "that". Maybe you'll need a bit longer on the sides and a bit shorter on top because that kind of faggoty shaved sides/long top hipster look is fashionable now.
I wasn't impressed by the original trailer at all but First Light Bond really grew on me
>>740316267That's hair would look terrible even on an actual chad.
>>740314815>western game>uglify female models>beautify male ones
>>740319856>>740319964There's a common misconception that models and actors are divine entities that somehow just look better than average people all the time. It's just not true, any tabloid magazine is thrilled to get pictures of them in their off days without the makeup and without the styling and all the expensive things that elevate just bog-standard pleasant features to something worth putting in front of a camera.Surely there are people that are homelier than others; but that's even true for models. Achieving an aesthetic look requires effort, confidence and a variety of products. Natural hair does not do any of the shit you see it do in movies; and that goes double for a digital bond who doesn't need to cut or wash his hair.Face shape, features, the characteristics of one's hair and its distribution will all affect the appearance of a haircut; a good barber or stylist is effectively a sculptor, getting your hair to set in an attractive fashion on that potato you call a head. Good is a matter of the cutting technique; great is a matter of care, styling and fussing.
>>740320386Most cases you're right but not here.
>>740316267kek
>>740314815Not about the haircut
>>740314972>model looks like beta faggotbut he still looks better than 99.9% of /v/ and has at least 10x their bodycount doe?
>>740314972>model looks like beta faggothe looks like a normal ass above-average dude to me.
this shit sucked absolute horse cock and i wish i spent the money on a whore to blow me with the condom on instead
>>740316267>dumb fuck paid for itlol
>>740314815>describe a haircutjust show them a picture are you fucking stupid?
>>740323063>are you fucking stupid?Yes.
>>740314972>why the double standard for male and female scans?Not in this game. Every in-game character looks better than their voice-actor.
>>740314815just cuck my shit up
>>740314815That hairline makes him look like a child
>>740317596>basic white guyAh yes, I forgot nonwhites gaijin now use our internet
>>740318815Barber really did a good job
>>740317596You ain't gonna look like Soldier Boy lil bro
>>740314972>why the double standard for male and female scans?Why don't you look at the female scans from this SAME game?
>>740324391I only hear white people or liberal women use phrases like "basic white guy", "white boy summer", "old rich white men", etc.
>>740314815That's weird, I don't remember Bond being a scarface
>>740324747Point of the matter is, don't bother listening to anyone spouting retarded shit like that
wish i could get that cutbut i've been norwood 3 since high school
>>740324916You sound extremely offended for a phrase that just means average white guy
>>740314815Just say you wanna by in like Flynn. They gotchu.
>>740324829He actually has that scar in the books. This is the first adaptation that's ever kept it.
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>>740324747you mean latinxs larping as white people*
>>740314972he doesn't look that bad.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJaKndtRYIk
>>740314972power of picrel
>>740314815>just fuck my shit up
>>740320470>ugly niggerpic unrelated?
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>>740314815bond burger
>>740314815Wait... it wasn't the actor who played Henry in Kingdom Come Deliverance?
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