>game lets you pick the size of your character's peniswho's seriously picking anything but large?https://files.catbox.moe/dp2crf.jpg
>>740320576That? Large?*laughs in Conan Exiles*
Picking tiny because it's a video game and I play them to escape the reality of my enormous dong
>Female V>Large penis>Judy romanceYup, it's gaming time
>>740320576This is just a response to boob sliders right? Who is even interested in penis sliders other than for memes?
>>740320810futatards
>>740320576I have a humiliation fetish so me>>740320810military guys are unironically obsessed with thier cock and that extends to their game characters
>why can't I take Penis 2's balls off?>because Penis 2 is female
for me it's penis 2
Haha imagine if you could gift a massive horse dick augment to your gf for her birthday! Only as a joke, of course.
>>740320576Penis 2 (small) is ideal for femboys.
>>740320576I've yet to play a game where this is even an option. I'm sorry you are gay anon
>>740320576What a strange option
>>740321068Hahaha
>>740320576are they all growers or what? why is even "big" so small?
>>740320576>everythingsmallest>penislargestyeah, gaming time
>>740320576i am penis 1 small soft and penis 2 big hard
>>740320576>not picking a clittyare you even white?
>>740321480To not set unrealistic expectations to male gamers.Women's boobs and ass? Aways enormous ofc!
>>740320576It's always either the max size or the min size. I never make an average sizes penis
>>740320576I always pick small. Video games give you the ability to experience things you can't in real life.
>>740320576>they don't have the balls to call the player male or female but they will say you have a small penis to your face
>can be anyone you want>choose to be mutilated by jews
i use video games as means to transport myself into fantastical adventures, so of course i make my character as close to myself as possible, choosing small uncut thus.
>>740320576can you mutilate the body type 2 as well?
>>740320786It's so lame how futa/tranny V doesn't use her dick during the sex scenes. She's just treated like a female
>>740320576Who's seriously picking Penis 2?
>>740320576fellas how big is your dickim a shower like 3 soft and 6.5 harddo you like to represent your dick and muscles accurately in games or do you like to exggerate on one end of the spectrum or secret third optionfemoids need not apply
>>740320576why would humans even invest in cybernetics if it didnt mean enormous robot cocks for everyonethe premise is just absurd
>>740322463sorry i meant grower am retard
>>740322463>im a shower like 3 soft and 6.5 hardDo you not know what a shower is, idiot?
>>7403224632" soft and 4.5" hardthis>>740322030is me
>>740320576>who's seriously picking anything but large?me because I self insert
>>740322575its when you get wet and clean yourself with soap.
>>740320576>Circumcised Kek
>>740322254/V/ also bottoms for Kerry. There is any top option.BG3 is similar. You don't fuck Gale/Astarion/Wyll.Straights shouldn't do homosexual relationships if they aren't going to understand the top/bottom/side lexicons and give options for them.>>740322381I forget which one is the uncut option, but anyone that picked the cut option needs to be stoned for stanning Isn'tReal.
>>740320576some guy my school was doing a math presentation and while I was zoning out I accidentally looked down his pants to see a giant boner, im thankful for my small penis
>>740322575slow down read post directly above you monkey
>willingly choosing the circumcised option
>>740321443what the hell is this, anon
>>740322706neat.
>>740322463Ask your mom
>>740322948scared
>>740322490isn't that what mr stud is?shame that the game doesn't let you get a 20 inch cybernetic cock.
>>740320576I still find fucking hilarious that, instead of working on literally anything else, devs would take the time to work on penis sizes. If you have time and resources to do that work on a third person view so i can actually see the character i made in game, make another quest, another piece of equipment, another skill, an additional hairstyle... literally anything.In all of gaming there´s never been anything more useless than this.
>>740320576Does it also come with a girth and foreskin length slider, what about nutsack size?
>>740321480Game developers are usually very low test; they legitimately think this is big.I know a guy who makes games who legitimately thinks his cock is huge, but it's easily half the size of mine. Never had the heart to tell him.
my curiosity got the better of me so I wanted to see if you can have a visible bulge when playing as a futa female /v/with so much degeneracy on display in the cyberpunk world, I thought surely at least a feminine bulge would be achievable, perhaps even have a penis dangle freely when wearing certain clothing items like skirts and suchso I downloaded the game, created a character, started the game, grinded a few gigs, purchased some clothing, tried it on AND THE BULGE WASN'T FUCKING THEREImagine my disappointment.
>>740320576>no separate size sliders for dick and ballsSmall penis with huge balls is the most aesthetic choice. Like ancient Greek statue.
>>740323131that shit takes less than an hour of work time and gives you a shit ton of engagement from retards
>>740323131a robust character creation system can carry the most dogshit of gamesthats how those wwe games keep getting made
>>740320576Nobody but we never see it erect. It could be the same size between each option when erect, and erect is what counts.Source: I'm a big ol' gaybo
https://www.outsports.com/2014/3/17/5515302/penis-size-matters-locker-room-gay-straight-study/sigh...
>>740323286Die freak
>>740320810To get people to talk about your shitty game. Its censored in game regardless, its literally just a propaganda piece to get redditors to make threads (like this one)
>>740323275I've seen trannies with bigger cocks than me, but that shit....is it a psyop or something? I'm not even big, I'm def just average length and girth and its easily twice as big as the biggest option here
>>740323625and this is why i bought a penis extender and bathmate.
>>740323275So you are your bro wank together or something? How do you know how big his dick is relative to yours?
>>740323232Curvatuve slider would be nice too.
its incredible how few mods bg3 and c77 have to accomodate guys with actually small dicks.
>>740320576I'm a grower not a shower, so I pick penis 1, small
>>740322948I didshe says 2" vs 4"she's had better
small hairy phimotic penises are cute as fuck though
>>740320967>military guys are unironically obsessed with thier cock and that extends to their game charactersSounds pretty gay
>>740324119Yeah I want my dick to hang a left.
>>740320576>who's seriously picking anything but large?I am!
>>740320576>Penis 2>it doesn't add a second dick
>>740324462>his dick isn't curved 37 degrees to the left Leave.
>>740323953Read the post; they legitimately think this is big.>>740324043I've seen it. Doesn't mean we jerk off together; I'm straight and I'm fairly certain he is too.
>>740324839post your cock
Imagine being THAT defensive. That's insane.
>>740320576>pick uncircumcised penis>women make fun of you in game
>>740324383Military guys are extremely gay yes. Thats why they're all so desperate to get married as soon as they start talking to a girl. Its a cover up
>>740320576im not gay but i just love big cocks so much anons
>>740320576Hung futa V is canon btw
>>740323557Big small, put that dick in my mouth as long as it is uncut.
>>740320576Me I don't like man buldge on my avatar
>>740325781If they went out of their way to make female V able to have a penis, then it's gotta be canon.
>>740320576I turned off nudity."People" on here keep calling me "gay" but truth is that penis is just as repulsive as boobs and vagina.
>>740320576I like to run around NC naked with my big dick out and wear the lizzy wizzy crown.
>>740326614double gay
>>740325781>futaAnon, you know if they made it canon, they would make her a tranny, not a futa
>>740326872I don't know that because I'm not obsessed with trannies. like you
>>740326614to be fair, the game constantly glitches your clothing off, and your character awkwardly appears nude with their penis hanging out in many situations. I thought about doing the same thing because of that.
>>740327315>the game constantly glitches your clothing off,Good I’m not the only one then.
>>740327494Sometimes I don’t even notice for an hour and there I am, just hanging dong in the middle of a shootout.
>>740320576Ok but where is Vagina 2?
>>740326872>having to choose either or in a world where you can have bothgay
>>740322254It's funny imagining when Johnny finally gets inside her body and is surprised by the absolute monster she's packing between her legs.
>>740320786I did this exact thing. I also installed a mod to give V a huge erection when naked, so in the scenes where Judy comes over and lays on your lap naked, his head is next to my huge hard lady-dong as I caress her hair.
>>740329510>his headfreudian dick?
>>740326872>a tranny, not a futawhat's the fucking difference?>>740329087johnny had access to V's memories and saw everything V did you retarded cumbrain
>>740326868Nice Norwood 3 nigga
>>740324910Not looking to get banned. Also, I have posted pics online before and most people simply don't believe me. Not looking to waste my time.
>>740329510>>740329784HER head, heh. I'm the type of dude that plays futa toons, I get confused. Also, I installed a mod to give Judy bigger tits and erased her tattoos lol.
>>740326868I want to romance lizzy wizzy.
>>740320576>who's seriously picking anything but large?>not roleplaying as a sissy faggot with a female body
>>740322463>like 3 soft and 6.5 hardAbout the same as yours. I've only ever had compliments so it's good enough for me
>>740320576Arnold Palmer had a huge dick.
>>740322463>>740333887Oh and I always make my character a twinky little gayboy, despite being a big guy IRLIf the male character options aren't good enough then I'll make a superflat female and pretend she's a twinky gayboy
>>740323286based
>>740323286there are mods for it
>>740320576I unironically like how medium smaller dicks look but the thickness and ball size is important
>>740320576I gave my male V a vagina
>>740322254I'm glad the devs didn't spend animation budget catering to you gay retards. They pandered to you guys enough. I guess q compromise would have been make all characters bi and then reuse the animations, but then gays don't get to feel like special snowflakes.
>>740330139>what's the fucking difference?Go back to plebbit
>>740320576No one with taste is picking anything but penis 1 small
>>740336323post them, my good man
>>740320576Now do booba.
>>740320576honestly? i'm rocking a very average 6"er IRL so average in-game is good enough for me
>>740322674Don't you mean>Penis Type 2'd?
Glad my jewed bros are getting some representation
