Youtube Linkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdNmVWXuYec
>indie gamesi'm out
How many final fagasy 7s are there now lol
>Sapphire doesn't get his shit blown offBOOOOOOO
>>740352459ALWAYS LISTEN TO UNCLEEEEEE
>>740352434Fuck you Jeff
why does the woman have fatter arms than the man
>no need to play the game now because they just fucking showed it all
>that was it
Who the fuck cares.This shit is pure slopfuck you geoff
That's it!?!?!
Here is everything that was shown off for those who missed the event:>Resident Evil Veronica (2027) [PS5, Xbox Series X|S, Switch 2, Steam]>A new hand-drawn Cuphead game announced>Mighty Cuphead Adventure>Alien Isolation 2 [PS5, Xbox, Switch 2, Steam]>gen Atlas [PS5, Xbox Series X|S, Epic]>Blood Message>Stranger Than Heaven (Jan.15)>Haex (2027) [Steam, Epic]>Dead by Daylight (June.14)>Mortal Shell II [Steam]>Sand Raiders of the Sophie [Steam]>Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced (July.9)>Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Last Ronin>Fortnite Runners Chapter 7 | Season 3>Fortnite Shattered>Gundam Rogue Orbit>An Eggstremely Hard Game [Steam]>Crossfire [PS5, Xbox Series X|S, Steam, Epic]>Control Resonate (Sept.24) [PS5, Xbox Series X|S, Steam, Epic]>Guild Wars 3 (Beta Fall 2027] [PS5, Steam]>Star Wars Galactic Racer (Oct.6) [PS5, Xbox Series X|S, Steam, Epic]>End of Abyss (Oct.1) [PS5, Xbox Series X|S, Epic]>Last Harbor [Steam]>Virtua Fighter Crossroads (2027)>Runescape Dragonwilds (Sept.15) [PS5, Xbox Series X|S, Steam, Epic]>The Adventures of Elliot: The Millennium Tales (June.18) [Switch 2]>Orbitals (Summer 2026) [Switch 2]>Starseeker: Astroneer Expeditions (June.11) [Switch 2]>Soulframe Preludes [Steam]>Grounded 2 Update (August.11) [PS5, Xbox, Steam]>Mafia The Old Country: Man of Honor (Story Expansion Aug.14) [PS5, Xbox Series X|S, Steam]>1666 Amsterdam (Prologue Now) [Steam, Epic]>Saw Genesis [Steam]>Lords of the Fallen II [PS5, Xbox Series X|S, Steam, Epic]>Star Wars Zero Company [PS5, Xbox Series X|S, PC]>The Blood of Dawnwalker (Sept.3)>Among Us Story: On Guard [Steam]>Among Us Show [Paramount+]>Bawma will return in 007 First Light [PS5, Xbox, Switch 2, Steam, Epic]>Final Fantasy XIV Online (Early Access August) [Switch 2]>Turok: Origins (Fall) [Switch 2]>Armatus (Winter) [Switch 2]>Gothic Remake (Now) [PS5, Xbox Series X|S, PC]>Aion 2 (September) [Steam](1/2)
finally its over
this is the time playstation lose
>>740352434for what?even highguard would have looked good compared to what we got
I noticed Aerith was missing from that trailer Where is she?Does she show up later on?
It's over...
What happened to the whore with the pits?
That fucking sucked and it sucking fucked
>>7403497126 out of 10 still
>that was actually it
/v/ is a Tifa board
>>740352364
Rate this shit fest
ITS HALF LIFE THREEEEEEEEEEEE
Good show, solid 8/10
>Thanks for your time! Thanks for coming to summer games fest!>And for those of you looking for Half-Life 3: Get fucked!That's our Geoff!
>they really fucking ended up with Final Braptasy
Persona sistas?
THAT'S IT?
0/100/100/10
>>740321024Show started off semi-strong (Biohazard Code: vERonica), and then immediately went to shit with Chink Souls and other bullshit.
lucy should take off her heels and get on the ground with her arms behind her head and her legs spread with her feet up in the air on stage in front of the crowd and then the camera slowly zooms in on her feet
>>740352482Who asked
wheres half life 3
WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
it's been fun...
>>740352452Its called GTA6
>>740352370tfw Nemesis will never "force" me to drink her piss
actually crazy thing to end it on
>>740352497And you're gonna do it again next year, and the year after that
>>740351671They usually are, it's total projection and classic example of those who whine THINK OF THE CHILDREN are often those who prey on children.
CRASH THIS INDUSTRY NOW
That's it..?
THATS IT????
WELCOME...
>no hl3>no blooborne3/10
Okay, Stellar Blade: Blood Rain definitely WONNERED. *CLAPS*
i cant remember a goddamn thing that was new from that shit
August.......... surely August, Valvekeks
Part 3 looks kino as fucked, FF7 saved this showcase.
"how ass was SGF?"
it's never been more over
>>740352534JINAKO SEX
>>740352370ehh hmm tough onetupac
>>740352434i kneel
Wow that was trash, gaming is dead.
>>740352490>>740352490double dipping on ps5 for muh graphis and Switch 2 fro portability
Alright I've done a rough sum of the games at this show:>22 original games (5 that are movie games e.g. TMNT)>19 sequels>11 updates>5 remakes>3 spinoffs>1 port(double-counting FF7 as both a sequel and a remake)
>>740352410>>740352420enjoy this, while we will have gta VI exclusivity
>>740352575a stellar gamer if I ever saw one
it was better than state of play
>>740351967you are gay
>>740352452That's always the dead part for vidya releases. Best you can count on is yearly shootan and sportsball.
That was awful
>THATS ITI HELD MY PISS FOR THAT??????
>that was itwhy the fuck did they put all the good stuff at the beginning?
>"Stay tuned for Indie ga-">Exit stream
>>740352575Holymoly!
0/10 I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF
Is FF7 remakes even worth a playthru?The time ghosts filtered me.
you cant bring up vincents voice actor and be like oh one more thing wink wink and it not be dirge remake bro come on
OK HIGH GUARD 2, NOW!!!!!!
8/10Gamers are eating good this year
TRUST THE PLAN
>>740352383Even people in this thread said the character looks like a child.Being pedo to own the libs is retarded.
>>740352576Ain't no way blud said that...
Post yfw still no HL3
>>740351682I've been enjoying the show
THAT was our replacement for E3?
There's more, right?
That’s it? No elder scrolls?
>>7403525502028
It's finally over.
POST YOUR FACE RIGHT NOW>POST YOUR FACE RIGHT NOWPOST YOUR FACE RIGHT NOW>POST YOUR FACE RIGHT NOWPOST YOUR FACE RIGHT NOW>POST YOUR FACE RIGHT NOWPOST YOUR FACE RIGHT NOW>POST YOUR FACE RIGHT NOWPOST YOUR FACE RIGHT NOW>POST YOUR FACE RIGHT NOW
>>740352536yeah BRO we need more blacks and white woman creating hellspawns!
I liked it.
wheres tifas pit hair
PALWORLD WON
>>740348956>>740348956>>740348956NEW>>740348956>>740348956>>740348956ITS OVER.POST SHOW THREAD
i can't believe it's actually over.
that was it?
>>740352567anon....
>>7403523645/10
>>740352597NIGGA DID I JUST CATCH YOU POOPOOING AN ACTION GAME WITH A JOB SYSTEM?
meh5/10
>>740352423Dorritos pope is to boring for an encore.
>>740352673I'll give it a 7/10
Thats it?
FF7 won.
>>740352650Let me impreg your brown gamer pussy
niggers and women raped and murdered video games forever
CHECK THE STEAM STORE PAGE DOESN'T MATTER WHICH CANNEL
Maciej status?
>>740352698go rape irl and get in prison
>>740351449You are still holding pretty well.>>740352443It's just too much fun to behave sometimes.
>>740352606Alien Isolation 2 > all
>>740352684We still have the Xbox showcase...
>>740350108>>740350454MY FUARKING HEROOOOOO.t didn't watch a single second
>>740352713>part 3 of a demakeWooow, so crazy.
>>740350612I also need your tag because i'm quite frustrated with this waste of time
Tifa
>>740352635Thanks anon.Also Im gay, not sure if that matters.
>>740351107>want to take out on a Tifa nonny>don't have discordfuck
>>740351464
Rate the show3/10
Test
>>740352808
>rate it8/10 better than Sony’s show
>>7403497127/10 cant wait for nude mods
That's it? That was the Summer Game Fest?
decent
6/10 with a 4/10 final announcement.i'm sure the ff7 remake is good (literally can't do worse than the og version) but why did they announce it as the final game when we already knew it was happening?
Was I the only one that saw boobs earlier?
Half life sisters...not like this
This slam pig with the shitty tat on her flabby arm sucks. Bring back Sydnee!
its.... over....
The Weapons look better in FFXIV lmao
FINALLY This multipart "fuck you" rugpull hateletter to FF7 fans is going to be over soon.
SNOYKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
KNEEL TO LORD KEIGHLEY
>>740352484green penis
VIDEOGAMES ARE DEADTHERE ARE NO VIDEOGAMESITS OVERITS OVEEEEEEEEEEEEER
>>740352746not bad honestly.
>>740352768They're better if you go into them spoiled on how they take place after FF7. The "changes" aren't actually changes.
Code Veronica remake is a tentative maybe, TMNT seems hopeful, everything else was meh to 'let's wait'.4.5, because I like geoff
>>740352635>Wuthering Waves x Cyberpunk Edgerunners (June.8)>Monster Hunter Wilds Ascendance Expansion (2027) [PS5, Xbox Series X|S, Steam]>Swords of Legends [PS5, Xbox, Steam]>Hot Wheels Infinite Rush (Sept.24) [PS5, Xbox Series X|S, Switch 2, Steam, Epic]>Sonic Racing CrossWorlds x TMNT: Mutant Mayhems (July) | Avatar Legends (October) | Godzilla | Evangelion>Sonic Pico Park>Attack on Titan 3 (July.1) [PS5, Xbox Series X|S, Switch 2, Steam]>Clutch (Spring) [PS5, Xbox, Steam, Epic]>Chronicles Medieval (Early Access 2026) [Steam]>Sea of Remnants>Hitman World of Assassination: The Wizard Wiz Khalifa [PS4, PS5, PSVR2, Xbox, Switch, Switch 2, Steam, Epic]>Palworld 1.0 (July.10)>The Wolf Among Us 2 (2027) >The Wolf Among Us Remastered (Holiday 2026)>Stellar Blade Blood Rain>Street Fighter 6 x Tifa Lockhart>Final Fantasy VII Revelation (Spring 2027) [PS5, Xbox Series X|S, Switch 2, Steam, Epic](2/2)See you at the Xbox Games Showcase on Sunday.
>>740351381f you. ueda, vf, gundam, tmnt and stellar blade 2 made it the best yet, even if that isn't saying much
All the biggest announcements were remakes kek
4/10They baited me in by frontloading the least shitty things at the beginning but wasted my time after the 30 minute mark.
>>740352827I'm unironically hype.
wow that really is the end time to jerk off
>>740352790
>>740352606peDoro...
>>740352642>Switch 2 is the first platform listed
>>740352849yes jack's game is shit
>>740352751anything is better than state of play
that's it? no smash?
>>740352868>niggers and womenyou mean jews and women. niggas didn't really do anything
KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED
BUT WAIT
>>740352797>There's more, right?CHECK CNN. GEOFF HAS BEEN SHOT
>>740352727worthless without audio anon
>>740352635Thank you for your service as always o7
PALWORLD WONAZUR PROMILIA WON
that was a awesome show
So...the ones I am looking forward to are;Stellar Blade, Dawnwalker and Palworld 1.0Overall, 5/10.
breddy gud 8-, though nothing super interestingof course infantile retards will seethe that their particular wish was not fulfilled
stellar blade 2 unironically is more interesting than ff7 part 100.
>>740352478TGA should just be like this and skip the awards
>>740352878Why are women like this?
>>740352635>>740352994thanks chikobro
>>740352960They're trying too hard to make them look like SIN
>>740352364I dont have a reaction image for mid, so have a hedgehog
>>740353035
Wonder how many more retcons and "additions" they can butcher part 3 with.
>>740352650be my tomboy girlfriend
0/10ALL MY TIME WASTED
>>740353061Wutai looks nice tho
>>740352994Thank you! God's work.
Might play stellarblade 2 because of the hot protag but this show was meh
>tifa more covered up than ever before!t-thanks
>>740352885Yeah but getting worse and worse by the post
FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD
>>740351464>Stellar Blade is cunny-coded nowbased based based
>>740352769and with "I don't want to leave the story unfinished" like man what a tease
kekaroo.
is it finally over?
WAHHHHH
>>740352635>>740352994Thank you for your hard work as always, Chikorita-chan. Sleep tight.
>>740352434Thanks for wasting 2 hours to give me a palworld 1.0 release date
I AM GOING TO MASTURBATE TO TIFA TONIGHT
MR SHITFACE
Does anyone know when the Men led games expo is?
Started off too strong, set the bar too high.
3.3
>>740352635>>740352994Thanks as usual. You will be spared when the time comes
>>740351710true
>>740352885I see why you love being called a whore seeing your posts
>>740353110anon keeping the corposlop alive with his abysmally dogshit taste, keep fighting the good fight champ
>>740352364>bait and switch
finally the pre show movie trailers are over I'm ready for some video games
It's over, it's actually unironically over. It has never been more over than it is right now.
>>740351967I like shortstacks but I also like her flat desu. Honestly I can go for both
>>740352364.
>>7403210240/10 garbage
east asia has saved video games, again
What a waste of 2 hours lmao
Oh boy it's time for my semi-annual "Fuck you Geoff"
Nighog.
>>740353252stream it
Jack black?
>>740353252>cant even do it now
>>740352994thanks chikorita bro
>>740352364stellar
most the announcements were known already. there was like 3-4 new games in 2 fucking hours
>>740352364bristly
K-k-k-k-k-king-g-d-om ha-a-atsu 2028???????bro I’m losing my mind what the frick…
>>740321024>Tim Schafer.I thought we were displaying indie games.Not western Nepo-slop.
>>740352727>tattooand dropped
Where the FUCK is Elder Scrolls 6?
We should take care of anons after teasing them with lewds.
what... what now..?
They didn't even talk about nidhog 2 lmaooo
>>740353110stellar blade 2 looks good. so does konan
>>740352082Hotglue thread
kek
>>740352364..
The way they did the skydiving in FF Revelation looks like it was taken straight from Tears of the Kingdom.
It was pretty good Tifas tits looked great can’t wait for it to come out
>>740353453My body is ready for AC8
>>740352596H-Hmph!>>740352885>just too much fun to behave sometimes.Sometimes I can barely restrain myself from slut posting~Not sure if I want to fuck her or be her more...
>>740352635>>740352994thank you weird grass starterwow this seems like it's mostly shit glad I skipped watching it
looks like shit
>>740352181>a grown woman's voice coming out of her faceLuckily we can switch to non-English voices to fix that too
>3dpd
>>740353530>>>/vt/ranny
05b3fdba150a9311e1e8ef1d290b9854cca76c252c7529e45261ffc9f0a6146f55
>>740352364abysmal dogshitIf this is an improvement over State of Play then Sony might've actually killed me with boredom
resident evil and wolf among usthat is all
>>740353534I got legitimately angry looking at her, I don't know what's wrong with me, whatever Geoff is paying her, it needs to be less.
indie showcase is already mogging sgf
WUWA BWOS WW@?
>>740351660seriously though where is duskbloods
Only like 2 remotely interesting announcements oh well. Another disappointment from GeoffXbox showcases are always shit as well.3/10
>>740352181you lost, sister
>>740353342Eh? One is from gooners (makers of Destiny Child and Nikke), one is from someone I never heard before and one is an indie Pokemon with guns.It's not like I am getting excited by another Final Fantasy
Tifa won
It was a decent show. I think people are forgetting how god awful these shows usually are. Usually it's just like one or two good reveals at the start and then nothing but shit afterwards, but we eventually got cool shit like stellar blade here
>>740352698sex with arisu and momoka
>>740353530forsen
>>740353624it's gonna suck like every other ac released after 0
>>740353453<<Still alive, buddy?>>
>>740353693???
this was so ASS
>>740353624this. Even if we lost here, we still won with AC8
Did Sephiroth do this....?
>>740352364picrelato
>>740353658(You)YeahLol I made people read this
>Code Veronica>Street Fighter>Pennywise dbd?I guess it was fine. No hl3 though.
>>740353520taggy?
>>740352370nemesisex
>>740353740not giving a fuck about edgerunners
A lot of things but it was dogshitOut of maybe 50 things, RE Veronica, GW3 Stellar Blade 2, Tifa in SF6 and FF7 were the only good thingsEverything else was either already revealed or fucking dogshit
>>740353745nintendo exclusiveexpect it at a nintendo direct sometime in 2027
looks like complete shit made by a little kid
show was shit but still better than the last few years.would that be a fair summary?
>>740321024Looking forward to /v/3 tomorrow
>>740353252Based Italian
FMV indie game is pretty neat
>>7403501687/10 compared to recent shows
I already forgot most announcements, so I'll give it 7/10
>>740352635>>740352994Thank you for your hard work.>Resident Evil Veronica>Alien Isolation 2>gen Atlas>Haex>Gundam Rogue Orbit>Control Resonate>Star Wars Galactic Racer>Star Wars Zero Company>The Blood of Dawnwalker>Chronicles Medieval>The Wolf Among Us 2Thats about everything I cared about this show
>>740352635A lot of this stuff is great man how can people give 4/10 or underGotta be 10 playable games on that list.
The day of the devs segment is quite enjoyable
>>740353180Good girl.>>740353334That's clearly just your imagination.>>740353641Both can be fun with right company...
kino
>>740353520Your effors were in vain, i jacked off before the show
Remove the sticky so the thread can die so we can have another thread for day of the devs
>>740353574Crazy how normalfag Persona is now, it's even being paired with GTA and Half-Life.
>>740352495https://www.crossite.live/NO-E3seamonkey showcase tomorrow
>>740353756Is that a doll? I would
>>740353520You should take care of me....kagamin3564
>>740353534I'm gonna cum.
>>740352994must be hard type this with stumps for feet
I don't care, keep pissing your pants. Maximilian Dood loved it
>>740353520I'll pass.>>740353880Not good.
you had to have seen the boobs right?right?
I gave it 3/10, juuuuuuuuuuuuuust a bit better than the Snoy event.
Why does this guy's voice sound like AI?
>>740352994Thank you friendly Chikorita, you are the best!
tupac is the highlight of today tbdesu
>>740353693what do i do with that
>>740352181>this isn't going to end in your favor.why? are you troubled from finding the character too stimulating?
>>740351745what the fuck do you think tifa iswhat do you think ingrid was
>>740346105>>740346105>>740346105>>740346105>>740346105>>740346105HOW DID HE KNOW?????
>>740354146Isn't it today
>>740354110>spoilerFUCK <3
>>740353942don't forget amogus tv series
>>74035409710 playable games on a showcase of the level of summer games fest is disappointing. Plus people expect big games to come. If they don't show here, when are they going to appear?That said, I got lots of games to follow personally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aVoaSixc0Ehow is asia so far ahead of the west?
>>740354110>Both can be fun with right company>That spoilerHnngg made me twitch...
>thread immediately devolves into erpinggrim.
tifa stinky
honestly I just think gaming isn't for me anymore at least the non-indie stuff every presentation like this for the past 5 years I've just felt complete apathy watching
wtf
>>740354116jesus christ dude they really gave her a vagina? these people really are shameless I don't care if trannies think that, its not wrong.
>>740354116she's 12
maybe next year right bros
unironically exited about palworld 1.0 because I'll get more tarantriss porn
>>740352181How many more years do you think you have left in you?
>>740354116really glad they gave her a tight body, wasn't a huge fan of the first game's protag, she was too bimbo
Tifa stinky anus
see you for the next one /v/
>>740354309That shit was leaked multiple times, frognigger.
>>740354397RIP
lol their game is too old looking to appeal to zoomers (even nostalgically) and millennials are too old for games.
>>740354460out of 10
>>740354465Valve could always shadow drop it at any time.AT ANY TIME
Well that was shit
im so fucking sick of retroslop. almost as much as realismslop
tifuta cockhart
No AI? I MUST BUY BUY BUY
>>740354058What character is this?
so its over?
>>740354363Their story writing is still shit
why do these dumb fucking assholes not know how to show gameplay in a VIDEO GAME showcase? the only game that consistently showed gameplay from start to finish was that one chinese action game, and even that had some cinematics in it. i cant believe video games haven't broken this trend yet
BEHOLD! Meet The pal that will bring Ruin and Demise to the Pokemon franchise!
why does that person look like that
I like the candle-face guySeems like he's enjoying himself
>>740354495It was pretty cool seeing her get so much focus on the trailer.
>>740354460That even better
>>740352635>>740352994Thanks Chikoritachad
>>740354460she's a robot, she's not 12.
>>740353890fuck you
Fuck it, gonna trib something the stream was ass
>>740352635>>740352994>Blood Message>Chronicles Medieval (Early Access 2026) >Stellar Blade Blood Rainthat's all for me4/10thanks chikorita
>and absolutely no generative aiYeah I can fucking tell because it looks like abysmal dogshit made by a 3rd grader in ms paint + some gay as fucking live action shit. you should have just made a movie and same for almost everything showed during the actual show. this was so fucking bad it had to be shown after the show because it's fucking dogshit. I'm done watching this shit what a fucking waste of time.
>live action cutscenesnice, can't remember the last time video games used any sort of live action
>>740354570The average gamer is 37.
Reply to this post with every game announced or your mother dies in her sleep
How many good games did we get this time?
>>740354040Seriously this shit is fucking crazy I forgot almost every game the instant the trailer ended they all rook same
>>740354460UOH! ToT
>>740354742hope she gets buffed because she is very much shit in game
>>740354789>>740354786The duality of /v/
>>740354742its because that one spider anime in Japan was popular
>>740354363Shift Up have made hot girls into a science with NIKKE, the west will take 100 years to get to their level.
I can tell the game will be shit because the stellar blade faggots are already spamming
>>740354331(depending on the timezone
>fell asleep>opened the stream just as it ended>youtube doesn't have the stream for playbackfuck me
>>740354475Hmmmm, I'm thinking otherwise. It can't be that good.>>740354762There were at least 3 good games shown.
>>740354460says who you projecting pedo?
>>740354610maybe we're all just tired of badslop and would love some goodchow instead
>>740354460
>>740354809Would you believe it if I said 0?
>>740354660yupunless you want to find out what the indie scene is doing now then you can close the stream
This was a much better effort than the sony event but there's still no showstopping game for this year
>>740354917hottest character of all time
>>740354954new RWBY game looks sick
This is shit so ass.This industry is out of ideas and out of any good talent.It's all "appealing to movie watchers" or "appealing to niggers" or "appealing to mouth agape redditor basedllennials with shitty remakes".I'm out.
>>740352635>>740352994>was hype for 16 of theseDamn good show
>>740354983ty fren
>>740354719>PandaDead and over
>>740354973Yes
>>740354939https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2789465784
>>740354460>dicordtroons can't stop with the self-ownsGo outside, the sun won't kill you.
>no need for men>no need for sales
>>740354786I like how it's supposed to be like RE, but it looks even more primitive than that. Absolute hack retards.>>740354789Cutscenes look like dogshit and the devs sound like they're the only retards who must've thought Phantasmagoria was actually profound and not cringe.
>>740355106Dumb slop eater.
Musicians are disgusting people, it could not get me less excited for a game than to show them
There better be sex in the palworld 1.0 update or else
Thoughts on the Stellar Blade loli?
>>740355063that isn't a 12 year old girl so she's out of the running
>>740354460ZAMNNNN
>>740354939cuz it's still running
man, i'm so horny right now
ass jiggled
>co-op action rogueliteLMAO
Yeah its the guys who made that one steam game that's always like 2 dollars
Do Canadians really?
Hope you guys didn't wate time in this shit and did something fun on the side
>>740355252100% of popular musicians have had sex with their fans
>>740354456All women have vaginas, I don't care if trannies think otherwise
>>740355292pure sex
Maiden best Nikke, btw.
>>740355067be the change you want to see in the world anonmake that game
>>740355196Damn I'm sure glad I'm not a miserable sack of shit like you.>>740355292Sexo, even better than Eve.
>>740355286what are they actually adding?I last played it like 3 months ago and it felt exactly as empty as Ark
>>740355292PEAK character design
>>740355406all me btw
>>740352364I'm tired of the lies
>>740354460picked the fuck up
Laplace is literally my wife
>>740355431bodystocking is top tier female clothing but it must be a nightmare to take ti off whenever the girl needs to use the bathroom
>>740355431i look like that
33 immortals just looks like christian hades
>James SPAFFord
we're still here?
>>740355195this is a good webm
>>740355605is A supposed to be tits?
>buy our game, 33 immortals
this shit made state of play look decent
>>740355401UOGHHH
>>740355608they should leave it on haha
>>740321024if only the lewdnonnys in the thread noticed filenames instead of tags...
>>740355454I have no idea. I don't think anybody knows
>>740355524source?
So Jay what did you think of the summer games fest?
Just joining in, what have I missed?
>>740355064agreed
I bet americans don't even know where Kyrgistan is.
>>740355749Nothing.
>>740355401uoh
>Making your game look like Hades>Putting 33 in the title so people think it's an Expedition 33 sequel before they click on the Steam pageOh look human dogshit
>>740355720W-Wha?
>>740355678i've got nothing better to do.
>>740355749Consult the list >>740352635 >>740352994
DIE
>>740355678I'm here to save all the alice you post
>>740355605Is Christianity against loli though? Aren't they the cursed 3d>2d crowd?
>>740354460You're right. I kneel to you and I speak for everyone who told you otherwise.
>>740355292>loli
All these Capcom games and Ace Attorney still dead...
>>740355353>Day of the Devsmight as well watch the Absolute State Of Play
perfect ass
Millennials are disgusting.
>>740355292>>740355292
>>740355431velvet clears
>>740355825>my final stand
>>740355749>>740352635>>740352994here
INDIA
>>740355825I'm european and I can't keep the -istans apart
posting in the forgotten sticky thread
>>740355431For me it's Guillotine
>>740355989Actual games get shown instead of movies, so...
>>740356063I can smell it from here.
>>740356038chuds won!
Did they announce any survivalslop other than Dragonwilds?
>>740356063no one wants this
>>740355431>>740356046Not how you spell guilty, sorry try again
>>740352181Unironically go out more, I see faces like that all the time on 20+ girls.
>>740355912me too i never had anything interesting going on with my life and i like it(?)>>740355940love but is it sloppa?
>huddled next to a crtwhat a natural way of speaking
>>740355776Looks like a child. Fixed
>>740352282Egoraptor
>>740356106i don't WANT to go.
Why didnt Geoff his usual tight little piece there for this?
>>740355292GOOD
>>740349956
>>740355292I'm disappointed it's not a guy
>>740356103>I'm europeanonly shitholes say "I'm european" instead of nationality, I bet you're romanian
>>740356063this showcase better display hot indian milfs
>>740356063Didn't they do this last year and it was shit?
>love letter to jrpgsSTOP
>>740355431Laplace for me!HERO event soon
are these all purposely shit to make the AAA slop in the main show look better
>>740355825as a russian i didn't know either
>>740356253nice thank you for informing me this is b8
>>740355684I made sure it looped right to subtly show Kanna
gaming is so fucking dead bros
>>740356253thanks sony
>>740356287he has a new one (saw)
>>740356038>>740355292>a loliyou people are fucking retarded. All it takes are a K-cup tits slut and you thinkg a girl with DD tits and a normal ass is a child.Stop playing weggers
>>740352181Lolibros really can't stop catching Ls and fabricating enemies, do they? Still holding on a dead culture despite the former owner of this place hating them.
>western made indie jrpg>"inspired by chrono trigger">overdone time travel themewaoh
who would you pick?
>indie inspired by Chrono Triggerhow many fucking times do we have to teach you this lessonjust be inspired by better jarpigs
>>740356253Ps5 version
>>740356253>what if SB2 but PS exclusive
>>740356450Marine sexo
oglice
>>740356306Probably either a Baltic or like a Slovenian. Western Euros rarely refer to themselves as just "European"
>>740355749there was a half life 3 teaser: https://files.catbox.moe/yn6l52.webm webm incase you cant find it in the stream's vod
>>740356240slurp
the gundam game is the only one I would consider playing but even that one looked kind of gay and westernized
NEW N+
>>740356532Right because she's taller.
>>740355063
>N+what fucking decade is it
HI WE'RE QUIRK CHUNGUS
>>740356605stop violating those plushies...
>>740356532Left
>multiplayer N+why though
>>740356532left because she's flat
>>740356532The american
>st. Louis anon leftAwwww
>multiplayer N+Que?
>>740356668YEEEEEEEOWTCH
>>740356506I don't care about your schizo sperging, she is loli-coded.
>>740356657this nigga can't get hard without a peace princess lecturing him about how self-defence is actually evil
>just woke up>figured I missed this by a long shotthe stream says it's been going on for 3 1/2 hours what the fuck is going on
>if you don't have friends, don't worry there's matchmakingThe horror.
>>740356605next time show the cum
>>740356532blonde
why are these retards talking about momentum in 2D platformers like they invented it
>n+ 2 nice
as soon as hl3 is actually released geoff will never pull viewers again
>>740356898N kinda did invent it tho
>>740356862main show is overit's gay of the devs now
>>740356532Left because she is smaller and I prefer little girls.
>>740356450janny deleted this one cuz it wasn't a child?
>>740356829>so as I was saying this is definitely loli-coded *points at 80 years old grandma walking by*Bravo anon.
>>740356862indie devs are shilling their games on day of the devs cause they couldn't make it onto the big boy stageyou're on the tail end of it though
>>740356829>I don't care>replies
ngl I thought they were working on a new IP
>>740356967Sonic already did in 1991
>>740356835I don't even know what you're talking about I haven't watched gundam since it came on adult swim in the early 2000s
bam amrgera?
>>740357038Retard
>Dios mio
>>740356862I forgot what coolmatty looked like before he lost his legs and an arm from gamer leg
>Nidhogg guy game, Airdorf game, new N+based
why does that person have such a big square head
>>740357005based
I've actually heard of this game, it looks neat
>>740356192child tomboy gf
what the fuck are these studio names man, "she was such a good horse" might as well name it with a longer sentence at that point
What phenotype is this?
>furshit but it's hideousWhy though?
>>740356236They're a good combo.
>>740357157unironically the airdorf game was what i was most interested in, FAITH was pretty good so i'm hoping his new release is too
it actually looks like a decent game, despite the dev looking like a freak
>>740357251millennial
>>740357251jewish
>>740357251The phenotype that built the industry with a floppy disk
>>740355738Lesdias
>>740356532
Oh shit what??? Games that don't look like unreal slop? Inconceivable.
>>740356967lol you are fucking retarded. those later flash games like N are fucking gay by the way
>>740357254It's old cartoon shit, not furshit, but I understand the confusion.If you're not an unc, you wouldn't understand.
>>740357254millennials
Why are the Indie trailers more high-effort
Why is everyone ugly?
>rubberhose, but from punk rock albums and those "mickey mouse smokes weed" shirts from the malllooks neat
>>740357440why, anon..?
>>740357440Why did you do it...?
Who the FUCK would buy this???
sad white boy games are an endangered species
if it wasn't a randomized rouge-like instead of a proper level based game, I would be more interested.
>indie game about depressionIndiebros...we aren't beating the allegations...
>made with unity>narrative slop>HEALING>new york
>>740354116>Little girl with no curvesLame. Hope this isn't stellar blade 2. I want tits and ass.
I'm so tired of these pretentious walking sims
>>740356532gyaru, always
>>740357471Attractive people get comfy office jobs and build a family and don't make time for hobbies that aren't watching football and overtuning their car.
>>740357532THE SAME 5 GAMES
>>740357440Why?!
really shitty looking flash games by retards with zero talent
>>740357560>guy lists one of his titles as "poet"Doesn't get more up it's own ass retarded than that
>>740357532C'mon, its the first in five games, a 20% rate aint that bad.
>>740357471video game devs aren't exactly the most attractive anon
>>740357560So many redflags lolVisual novels are not games
>>740356565>just be inspired by better jarpigsThe entire 6 of them that are better than Chrono Trigger?
>showchoirthis game is for faggots This game is going to be deeply personal
Too few niggers/spics to be a game inside Jew York Shitty
SKIIIIP
>>740357663shalom
>still going onwrap it upthis game sucks
>>740357731Todd bros... we are forgotten...
This got dark quick
>>740357793But that one friend presenting it is clearly a jew, so the game is kosher, buddy.
They fucked themselves over with N++. The game has too many goddamn levels especially with the free update. I never need to play another N in my life.
No I will not buy your faggot game just because you were sick.
I demand goonbait
Is Jew York City as miserable as I've heard?
>>740357560mixtape is winning GOTY so be prepared to see even more of this
I like indies but this whole presentation is too damn fart huffing. Even for me.
>>740357765>game about living in NYCthe game is made BY faggots
now this is pretentious
>>740357497>>740357504>>740357639Have you ever tried black penis? It's delicious
>>740357957Sexo Blade 2 wasn't enough??
>>740357957this but with furry chicks
WE HAVE ENOUGH INDIE GAMES ABOUT DEPRESSIONWE HAVE ENOUGHYOU DON’T NEED TO MAKE ANY MORESTOP MAKING THIS SHIT
I completely forgot about this, anything good?
>Shats
>>740357962No, it's just a shitty as every other American city
ENOUGH with the FRIENDSLOP
>>740357127earthrocking is BACK baby
I MISSED THE WHOLE FUCKING THING FUCKBut given the reception maybe that is for the better
>>740357827What's going on here?
LAUGH AT PERSOYNA SISSIES THREAD
>>740358027The mc has no curves. I want someone like eve, not a little girl.
>>740357918it seems strange to me that they made yet another N game, I thought they said they were done with that
>friendslop>made with unity*slurps*
>>740357962yes
>>740358131>he's friendless
Oh boy, more friendslop!
>>740358007i'm straight, anon. don't try to rope me into your SICK fantasies.
>>740358161Buddy everyone knows Persona is at Xbox
Pool party friendslop zombie survivorYeah I'll enjoy this with my friends. Seems polished too.
>>740358178Mods will fix it. If nexus don't shit themselves anyway..
>Only white personWhat did they mean by this?
>>740357970>mixtape>even more of thisIt never stopped. This twee hipster faggot narrative game has been done for over a decade and it's gay and not fun.
>>740356605moar
>>740358097Uhhh, Guild Wars 3 announced. Final Fantasy 7 slop, there are black people in Yakuza, Resident Evil looks shit. I'm sure I'm forgetting something equally garbage.
>>740358060
PISS ZOMBIES.
I don't have friends. Stop showing me friendslop
Pool Pee and ZombiesThank you, Western Gaming
I like friendslop
>omorashi themed friend slop
why still sticky?
>>740321024that was a good show!
>>740358097>>740352635>>740352994'dunno, see for yourself
Just play LoL if you want friendslop lmao
never enough gal girls
luks cool as fuk
The name of that artsy game is 'Bub'. But I wouldn't fucking know it from the stream.
>>740358410cause it's still going on dummy
>>740358378
>what if nonstop summer beach party with your friends:(
>SKIPSKIP>SKIPSKIP
>>740358303I just hope this isn't stellar blade 2. Mods will have limited effectiveness.
>>740321024Post certified BUILT /v/ queens
WHERE ARE THE SENRAN GAMES AAAAAAAAA
and it was all shit
>a video game about a lazy river rideRather they made it comfy rather than chaotic online slop, but whatever.
>>740358525no its over since 34 mins
>>740358410it's still running showing some indie games
>>740358404You could say he's taking the piss of the concept
>>740358141
I missed the entire thing because of bullshit, what happened?
>glados but she is damn ugly
>>740358502>somehow will take until Q4 2027 to releaseHow? Christ.
>>740358649n o t h i n g
wasn't there already a shit themed friendslop game?
>>740358610nope, day of the devs. indie showcase, dummy
>>740358131>>740358209>>740358252>>740358287>>740358374>>740358386>>740358404>>740358487>all coop games are friendslopcan this meme die off already
>>740358649Half-Life 3 was release, it was OK.
>>740358649Sequels, more sequels, chinese games, Snoop Dog and Tupac in a Yakuza game, friendslop games.
>>740358649>>740352635>>740352994
>>740358649nothing ever happens
>>740358649Nothing, because nothing ever happens
Oh yeah now we're getting good shit. Black Tabby's new game! Slay the Princess was the best VN i've ever played.
East Asian female diaspora detected, all systems shutting down
Where are the cool games?
>slightly unnerving....IN THE BEST HECKIN CHUNGUS WAYoh wow I was expecting to see a snuff film thank you mystery meat woman
>>740358571your getting sfw gacha instead
>>740358571Sacrificed in the altar of the modern audience.
>>740358178My main complaint with Stellar Blade was that Eve wasn't a little girl
>>740358649Alien Isolation 2
>>740358353
>>740358734Sorry, streamer
>>740358734If you think about it, 4chan is friendslop too
>>740356532that got an anime?
>talking about how hard you made a gameyou're not fooling anyone nigger show us the gameplay of your nothinggame or get out
>>740358847We don't do that here. Gay shit only.
>captcha simulator>chinese devNo I will not pay to train your CCP ai database
>>740358774>Snoop Dog and Tupac in a Yakuza gameDoes anyone other than Martha Stewart watching boomers care about Snoop anymore?
i just love this alice
>>740358734Its just the new genre for a specific type of game about goofy shit that works exclusively with friends. No one calls outlast trials or COD zombies friendslop.
>>740359012It'll be good, it's published by Slay the Princess creators
This looks interesting but Messa would be cooler if she was bleach white
>Fr*ncePass
NO GAMES
>>740359012My interest died instantly when the one dev was a chinese woman
>>740358649its still going on bro
>>740358734Something like It Takes Two or Halo split screen isn't friendslop but that lazy river game is clearly friendslop
what the fuck is this nigga talking about
This French fuck seems based.
>>740358847In pre-2008
oui oui
>i'm a pretentious twat larping as a tortured artist>but atleast i'm honest about itThanks, frog.
>>740359227He said it himself, they're a French dev team
>environment warriorPLEEEASSEEEE FUCKING NUKE ITand Marseille too
>>740358649Everyone will tell you nothing, and I know only a teaser was shown but it's confusing me that no one's talking about Gen Atlas
From the cumfart of your vehicle.
God I hate the French
>Ithaca>PenelopeOkay faggot
>>740358149I'm henry firth
>>740359227hon hon hon, zis eez gaming, anon.
>>740359373I hate french canadians more
>>740359321/v/ermin weren't even born when Shadow of the Colossus was in the zeitgeist
>about power and violence and like the world we live in maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanPlease let a muslim rape this frog to death
>>740359227its about being used by a subversive activist group because you're an idealist fagits a lw thing, go back to your chinese cartoons and porn anon
>>740358909I love io
This seems like a huge dog whistle game.>"if nothing seems to work anymore"
>ithacaI've been to there. Very nice place.
>kickstart our talking sim
wasn't this game announced, like, two years ago?
>MORE retroslopAIEEE I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!
>screenboundoh shit I've been waiting for thisthe game is going to live or die depending on the level design, but I'm still interested
remember when games were... cool?
>black kid searches for missing parent>>740359647I swear it was
Fuck this makes me dizzy
What kind of dogshit book stack is this? Keenu reeves?
They made an entire game revolving around how it feels to walk while looking at your phone
Games shown so far. Feel free to correct any overview, I'm making them as I see them.>Blood Dungeon. Summer 2026 (Risk of rain like/2d vampire survivors)>Tenebris Somnia. October (Survival horror that mixes old pc-98 pixel art with live action)>Mr. Records. TBA (Runner platformer based on music records made for the game. Exploration and relationships.)>33 Immortals. June 10th (Solo or co-op adventure. Roguelike. MMO roles with hades combat)>Dreadmoor. Q4 2026 (Drive boat in post-apocalyptic society. Fish and keep up the boat. Crafting for upgrades)>Threads of Time. TBA (JRPG. Time travel like chrono trigger?)>N Plus infinity Times Two. TBA (Multiplayer focused platformer with solo campaign. Compete in various modes.)>Into the Unwell. 2027 (Cartoonish 3d platformer a la spongebob. Roguelite??)>Bub. Q4 2027 (VN/Walking sim about 'healing', new york and other stuff. Artsy)>Lazy River. EA Summer 2027 (Friendslop where you ride a raft through a river while fighting zombies. In a space station. Shooter.)>Prove You're Human. TBA (Convince an AI [giant head] it's not human. Psychological/delic.)>ITHACA. TBA [Kickstarter] (RPG road trip where you shape your character through the trip. Explore your car and locations)>Screenbound. Sep 2026 (3D Platformer where you have to look at your gameboy to avoid obstacles)
>>740359738THISwho the fuck wants to play this floaty bs
>The Virtual Wii-U experience
>>740359738authentic to how walking while playing with a gameboy is
>>740359702Activate th +18 recommendations on Steam and you'll drown on cool
>no dateFuck you.
It's like AAA and indie devs are competing for who can make the shittiest games possible.
>>740359798Sounds like a really good horror game. The horrors of being a zoomer
>>740359913there's a demo though so go play !
I get the gimmick, but what does it actually do? You just choose between 3d or retro?
>>740359702Yeah, like two decades ago.
Actually a pretty cool gimmick
ENOUGH with the ROGUELIKES
>trailer from weeks ago
>>740359825Threads of Time was pretty cool. I'm a sucker for "pixel art but in a 3d environment with nice lighting"I wish they'd stop giving them retarded generic names just cause its a JRPG thing
zzzzzzzzzzz mimimimimimi zzzzzzzzzz
>A BRAND NEW TYPE OF ROGUELIKEDoes that just mean a game where you can't rewind a game over in this age?
>fighting game rogueliteOkay, im listening
>>740359793What's the point of reading books and wasting time on it when AI can just summarize any novel now for the same benefit?
>>740359793>Jason Schreier
>>740358734no, the experience with your co-op partner shouldn't be the only entertaining thing in the game, making co-op as the whole identity of a game or franchise without proper planning just dooms it to failure (mind you, most game developers don't have what it takes to make a *good* co-op game)
>here's our new fighting game>please ignore the better fighting game behind meYeah, Red Earth sure was kino.
the Control Resonant trailer gave me a new earworm, I liked the music.
any good indies so far?
>the shopkeeperholy based
Fucking furries
smt alice thread..btw have you noticed? they steamed a lot of dnb and breakcore in this indie dev game section
at least this one shows cute girls
ok I can get behind this thing
>>740352635>>740352994Games I would maybe play if I was given them for free>Resident Evil>Gundam>Stellar Blade>hitman dlc>tifa dlc (street fighter 6 is shit though so probably not)>palworld update (I already own the game but I barely played it so I might not even play this because pal world was actually boring as fuck last time I played it)Games I would buy>noneGames I wouldn't even play if I was given them for free>the rest
>>740359974It use to be a puzzle game where changing the perspective in 3D would change the platforms in 2D, and vice-versa.Don't know what they're doing now with the adventure game cart.
>>740358353i want to do this with marcella
Wife
shot one fighters is interesting. It hasn't been tried yet and the game feel looks solid
>>740360202I will now play your game
>>740358641
>>740356532>>740358994yes. a short one.was surprisingly nice
>>740360178I had a strange feeling at the start of 2020 that breakcore would see a resurgence this decade.
>>740360041I'm gonna keep an eye out and try a demo if it comes out, but it just looks average for now, if not pretty
>>740360202newgrounds flash game made by 1 kid in 2006 for free
>>740360269furry furude rika?
>>740360269what game i fell asleep?
would so much
>>740360110>30 years agook maybe we can get another one.
WAOW HOW QUIRKY AND COMFY AND RELATABLE
I'd eat this blonde's apple crumble of you catch my drift
Would like you wouldn't believe
>>740360413Shot One Fighters
>>740360350nigger thats every indie nowadaysall you can hope is that the indie gets popular or the design company charging $60 actually makes it look nice
cringe
why are half of these people announcing the indie games just in the middle of fucking nowhere?
wtf i saw this game the other day its the exact same thing except more woke lmao https://store.steampowered.com/app/3977340/Poly_Fighter/
STOP THE QUIRK CHUNGUS SHITHOW HAS NO ONE TOLD THESE FAGGOTS THEY SOUND LIKE CRINGE RETARDS
>>740360041they got the title of the game from chat gpt, retarded generic names are all it can give them
mom and sisters aren't half bad
>>its a creepy cozy walking simthanks for being honest and saving me time on not buying this "game"
>>740360469No, please elaborate
This game looks like it offers 2 hours of gameplay MAX with 0 replayability
>>740360470shes mine and ill fight u for her so back the fuck off
>>740352238When will we hmofa chads be catered to?
>>740360323it's an algorithm and post-00 borner thingzoomers never experienced our emo era so they're stimulating it in their own way
the fuck is this crap
I mean, "walking sim" is undersellling the mystery game. It's not much, but it's something.
What kind of swarthoid was that thing?
>have you ever dreamt of a game where the main mode of communication is... slapping stuff?not really
>>740360645see here >>740360269
slapslop....
>>740360320>shiroko_mjs_sigh.pngWtf
Is that Ben Starr? That's probably 75% of the budget.
Finally a slapgem
>>740352635Chikorita anon is so cute my dick reacts to chikorita pics now. I swear I'm not a pokephile
>>740360635Quirky bitch makes my pp hard
bugsnax 2?
>>740360492so its a rougelite fighter? oh kay
>3 suspectspretty much >>740360641>>740360568japs must've been asking chatGPT for JRPG names since the 90s
>>740356253Hold on, bro I got you.
>>740360664okay, but I thought this album was pretty cool
I'm okay with gimmick games like this
So what's the new Fromsoft game? Has it been announced yet?
>>740360750I did that on purpose. Did you rike it?
why they showed the game with the generic girl, lol.
>>740360848yujiro hanma?
What causes this with millenial men?
Wasn't this game released on VR already like years ago?
sometimes I forget how SHIT the average indie garbage is until I watch a show like this
This guy sounds an awful lot like that the Retro Game Mechanics Explained dude. And they both sound like the pacer test guy.
>>740360848YUJIRO HANMA!?
>>740360907They're announcing it now, they're done with rollslop now there's only slapkino
>>740360924I WILL NOW PLAY YOUR GAME
>>740360924>thigh inner cleavagefor what purpose?
>>740360937Soilent and bull semen.
this shit is still going? have they mentioned ff7 part 3?
>>740360937I instantly recognise 'lack of father figure' to cause this
>>740321024>hi im gay and here is the trailer for my new indie game that looks like it was made by 5 people on unity in 2011, it's the most boring slop imaginable and you will never buy it because it is stupid and uninspired soulless slop.These events are demoralizing gaming really is dead.Lol.
Have you ever dreamt of a game that looked like it was made in Flash MX and drawn by a 10-year-old child and somehow actually cost money?
>>740360906So long as they're cheap at least.
>>740360937being a game dev automatically gives you HIV
>>740361092no
>>740360858this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44L0YG9VMzM and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTTjSr3otKo still hit hard
Meth, not even once
>platformer reject racingkek
>>740360912Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, nyo
>>740361119any game is cheap with enough years on the watchlist
Just started watching. What did I miss
>>740361092>have they mentioned ff7 part 3?the good thing about seeing mediocre indie games is that we don't have to deal with remakes and sequels
Yooka laylee cartIs this an out of season april fools joke?
So long as JonTron is in it, I'm down.
>please don't ask us about firing Jontron because he is le chud racist
>>740361226Everything, and nothing.
Bring back the cute quirky blonde!
gee these anime pick mes sure are annoying>>740361107nigger half the games I played as kid got ported to steam and started charging $10 when flash died
>>740361226Stellar blade 2, tomboy edition
>AAA game: UE4 >Indie game: Unity
>>740360951shut the fuck up incel
>>740361226cuphead 2 and cuphead spinoff being announced, new ico game had another trailer, a gundam game that doesn't look like nexon slop for once
does playtonic have any other games besides yooka laylee????
>>740361212Damn...!! Ah well gee jeez whizz ah geez ah jizz
>>740361264What'd ya want? Some sort of platformer from the collectathon spiritual successor?
>>740361103My personal conspiracy theory is that most of these are only here to make the main show look better by comparison
>>740360937I know two people who are like this dude and in both cases it's due to having an overbearing, doting mother.
>>wish list the game!!!>no release date
>>740361103>>740361495in all fairness, indies have always been like this
NOOOOOO DEV-SANEXTRACTION GAMES LOST AT THE MARATHON
How much longer is this shit?
It's so funny how all of these talentless faggots actually think people will buy their game just because they made one when it's shit and they're gay and just need to eat but they're going to starve because they should be working at taco bell or mining coal and not making this extreme worthless dogshit
>>740361545Pretty sure half of my wishlist is this.
>>740361545Pre-alpha footage too
>>740361495maybe money laundering
That Yuka Kart looked like a Sonic Kart mod
Is this Jeff Bridges narrating
This is an AI voice, right?
>firefighting gameplayfinally some neat shit
When's the next REAL showcase? Xbox on the 7th? I don't care about minority voices in gaming or whatever the hell they're peddling.
>>740361763AI has become powerful..
At least the indies show actual fucking gameplay. We had one game in the main show bothering with it.
>>740361698>>740361736Maybe they need AI correction so he doesn't sound old, like that time they used CGI to make his face look young in Tron Legacy.
Lmao
>>740361763breast milk? I mean, breast milk?
Oh shit, Trine?Wait, they're niggers??
>>740361763I will now buy your game
oh hey it's Mr. Shitface
>another trineNobody buys these games anymore. Stop releasing them.
>>740361763I will now pay $70 for your 2 hour detective game
>niggersalso, was that maginfico?
>>740360924My dik
AHHHHH MYSTERYMEAT FANTASOI
>>740361828PC gaming on sunday, plenty of rts and fps games for PC chads
>>740361763Jot
>>740361763You a'ight jeetbro
i picked all the moldy spots off my bread and now i am making a sandwich.
>>740362057Kojima..
>>740362057That's not how mold works
>>740362049see you all sunday for the xbox presentation
>>740362057The spots are fake, the mold has spread throughout the entire thing
What kind of racial abomination is that? I was sure Humans don't look like this ...
holy mother of accent LOL
who actually buys these shitty games?
>>740362057Ross is that you?
wait what the fuck are you guys watching, the italian guy?
How much longer is this shit??? IM BORED
All I remember from Martha is dead is people freaking out about that part where you remove the corpse's face in gruesome detail.
>instead of appearing in a field or in his office/home, dev appears on a old tv screen in his officewho the fuck does this guy think he is
>>740362057What's in the sandwich??
>>740362139>>740362149Then why haven't I died yet?
>>740362139The rest is just probiotics
>>740362240Built different
Black bald fat wooman, so many diversity points!
So it's confirmed?Geoff "puppet fucker" Keighley
>trauma and misogynyWhen will 2013 end?
>trauma and misogyny
THIS. IS. WHAT. GAMERS. WANT. TO. SEE!!!!
>>740362240you're that guy from Resident Eviltry cutting your hand clean off
Why do none of these people have any camera presence or confident delivery?No one will buy this shit if you narrate like shit.
Hi Im here for porn posting.
>putting misogyny alongside people trafficking and drug abusebro
>>740362218
This sounds pretentious as fuck but human trafficking is a major problem and I'm tired of the western world pretending slavery doesn't exist anymore
>>740321024Welcome...To highguardWell that was a load of nothing
>>740362240It's going to take over your body like a Resident Evil virus. Sorry, anon.
>>740362390Ok, you start
>>740362396>Frieza minutesOh no...
>>740362228>the tv is in the game
>>740362436no one cares until it happens to white people
FINALLY OVER
>>740362372Game devs aren't known for their camera presence or acting ability. That goes double for indiefags who can't afford a voice over actor and are too up their own ass to just use AI to narrate.
>>740362372>people nerdy enough to make a game and poor enough to be called indie can't afford public speaking coursesgee, I wonder why
>>740361763noice
IT'S FINALLY OVER>IT'S FINALLY OVERIT'S FINALLY OVER>IT'S FINALLY OVERIT'S FINALLY OVER>IT'S FINALLY OVER
THAT WAS IT FOR DAY OF THE DEVS?!0 / 10
guild wars won
>>740362507no one cares when* it happens to white people
Looked like a Girl with the Dragon Tattoo game
>>740362436I agree, but Eastern Europeans are racially made for oppression, misery and living without any hope. That's what they are made for. And they get healthcare, when they are trafficked into Western European countries. They actually want to be here, even if they were forced to.
an alice goodbye
That was... fine. Here's every game, folks.>Blood Dungeon. Summer 2026 (Risk of rain like/2d vampire survivors)>Tenebris Somnia. October (Survival horror that mixes old pc-98 pixel art with live action)>Mr. Records. TBA (Runner platformer based on music records made for the game. Exploration and relationships.)>33 Immortals. June 10th (Solo or co-op adventure. Roguelike. MMO roles with hades combat)>Dreadmoor. Q4 2026 (Drive boat in post-apocalyptic society. Fish and keep up the boat. Crafting for upgrades)>Threads of Time. TBA (JRPG. Time travel like chrono trigger?)>N Plus infinity Times Two. TBA (Multiplayer focused platformer with solo campaign. Compete in various modes.)>Into the Unwell. 2027 (Cartoonish 3d platformer a la spongebob. Roguelite??)>Bub. Q4 2027 (VN/Walking sim about 'healing', new york and other stuff. Artsy)>Lazy River. EA Summer 2027 (Friendslop where you ride a raft through a river while fighting zombies. In a space station. Shooter.)>Prove You're Human. TBA (Convince an AI [giant head] it's not human. Psychological/delic.)>ITHACA. TBA [Kickstarter] (RPG road trip where you shape your character through the trip. Explore your car and locations)>Screenbound. Sep 2026 (3D Platformer where you have to look at your gameboy to avoid obstacles)>Shot One fighters. TBA (Roguelite 2d fighting game. STS style level progression. [going up a tree of choices])>Apple Crumble. 2026 (Mystery/walking sim about family secrets, possibly grandma dying.)>Slap Out Of It. TBA (Wacky point and click puzzle game. You slap shit.)>Super Yooka-Laylee Kart. TBA [Pre-alpha.] (Karting game with yooka-layle characters. Pixely. Same as every other karting game?)>Into the Fire. (Extraction shooter with fire mechanics. Start or put out fires)>Trine 6. Sep 17. (Another trine game. Niggers involved as well as the usual trio?)>When Sirens Fall Silent. TBA (Mystery horror with detective gameplay, dialogue and puzzles. Fem protag.)See you all tomorrow
>thank you lord keighly please don't kill me
>AI slop adWhy do companies do this?
>>740362139>>740362149big bread out in full force i see
oh, that was surprisingly shortI got new info on screenbound so I'm calling this show the winner of not-E3
>>740362612slavic people dont count to westerners
alice of the dark has left the thread
i don't want to go, bros...
>>7403626430 good games
That stunk ngl. Overall a pretty boring day
HL3 when?
>>740362670It just works.
Anything good?
>>740362626qrd me on eastern europeans getting trafficked to the west
>>740362643Tenebris Somnia and Shot One Fighters looked neat, at least.
>>740362821literally nothing
>>740362821lmao
>>740362057ANON ANOOOON AAANOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Can't believe i now have to play Veronica before remake comes out.
>>740362860its just illegals hopping the border to leach welfare anon its not complicated
>>740362768It's time to play video games chud. I'm sorry, but there's no other choice.
>>740362821>>740362890:-\
All of you are faggots who should kill themselves
what are you going to play now that it's over?
>>740362643Threads of Time will be good since they’re working with xenoblade devs
>>740363075downloaded a bunch of shitty demos from the steam nextfestits a good way to explore new genres without dumping money and time
rate the after show
>>740363075elin
vaporware
>>740363075flatout 2>>740363071you first, faggot
>>740363156worse than the main show somehow
we're finally dying
>>740362643is the listfag gonna compile the rest of the games mentioned or did he actually fall asleep
I didn't watch any of it. What did I miss?
What the fuck is wrong withj the vod for the main stream, it keeps playing the shitty indie one every time I click on it.
>unstickiedI DON'T WANT TO GO
>>740356829>coded wordgo back
>>740363258thank godoh you mean the thread, yeah
>>740363075Enter the Chronosphere for the lizard girl
>>740363293The worst shit waste of time ever
bye bye minna!!
>18 stellar blade threadsquit spamming the catalog faggots
>deleted an image like a stupid newfaganyway 'die for me' to all of you
>>740362860It's just Slavic women working in German and Dutch brothels and Leftists crying about them being "exploited", even though they earn much more here than they could ever in Russia and even have healthcare from the government.
>>740363075starforce 3. just finished gravity circuit and it was pretty fun x clone. the double jump and invulnerability extensor made the game easy until the final boss
>>740363632>It's just Slavic women working in German and Dutch brothels and Leftists crying about them being "exploited"I mean they are. Not that they aren't anything other than dumb sluts turned whore to even get int said position.
Does it go on for the rest of the weekend because that sucked.
it's summer
>>740363976Kinda? There are some other showcases like ecks box and the pc gaming show on Sunday.Tomorrow is Pride, Hope, and Green games.
>>740363268??This list is for day of the devs, the main event was summed up before. Look in the archive
>>740363156was aighthad one or two decent games, more than one could expect
>>740363976Yeah it's 72 hours of non-stop trailers
>>740362821Gen Atlas puts it at 7 automatically for me, and there were a few more real games so ill give it an 8 total
I hope I get rich soon.
i hope smt alice appears in my dreams
