what was his name before the war
>>740324550you're never gonna believe it, that is his actual christian name
>>740324550HE Kong, its where HE posting originated, but they use lanky's image to be funny
>>740324550>take his chains off>He's literally Donkey KongWho imprisoned DK and what war was he fighting in?
>>740324550Kong the Unchained, duh.>inb4 how did they knowI don't know.
Born on the battlefield
>>740324550He doesn't remember
>>740324645nominative determinism is a bitch
>>740324550Unchained kong?
>>740324550Adolf Kong
>>740324550Free Kong
>>740324550Peenus Weanus Kong of course :)
>>740324821All kongs are Donkey by birth until their deeds in life earn them a new name, like Lanky or Cranky.
What were his crimes?
>>740327192didn't pay his banana license fees
What does a Wiggler need a Kong slave for?
>>740327192Enslaved K. Rool's albino little cousin
>>740327192polygamy
>>740324550Fortunato Kong
>>740324550Brained KongK Rool's first act was to enact a Pol Pot-style annihilation of the literati so none could challenge his rule politically
>>740324821He lost against Smithy.
