BIG MONEY BIG PRIZES
"Well... We really were the last of us."
It's a me, Mario - Gex
>>740330019MEMES, JACK
Nobody's dick is that long, not even Long Dick Johnson and he had a real fucking long dick. Hence the name.
i'm duke nuke them
>>740330019"Please save me from the fridge, MJ."
welcome to the circus of values!
>>740330019GODS! WHERE'S MY WIFE'S SON!
"I'm finna give ya the, Max Payne 3"
You live here? Doesn't that make you resident evil?
CHEESY VAGINAS
>>740330019"Focus, M"
>>740330019"Wait, why am I killing the good guys?" -Wolfenstein
>>740332017Which Wolfenstein and which area at least?
the cake is a lie
>KILL YOURSELF TRANNY FAGGOT BOWSERSuper Mario 64
WarWar never...
>>740330019Keep yer feet on the ground!
>>740330019I LOVE IT!
>>740333698WAR HAS CHANGED
>>7403300192nd floor basement?
>>740330019I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR
That's terror.
mistah jay z denton, in da fresh
GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR
ehe te nandayo
>>740330019>recognisable>sForeigner shit.
>tfw game has exactly zero dialogue
<<Have you found a reason to fight yet... buddy?>>>
>>740334119>>740334180based
>>740330019I've covered wars, you know.
>>740330019"Blow it out your ass" - Halo or sum shit.
Wait a minute, this quote....
are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president
>>740330019KHAM AN, KHAM AN!TRY IT AGEN!
Bearer of the curse [glottal stop]
Would you kindly
>time to get fucked, stud
>>740330019Well Luigi, you know what they say...
>>740330019>>740333698>>740334046WAR WAS BEGINNING
>>740330019>Kharak is burning
>>740330019"They hold the advantage!""Tis a troubling foe!""Goblins ill like fire!"
>>740330019>JAY-SON>Don't fuck with this Senator!>Time's up, let's do this! [Extended retard shout of Leroy Jenkins that I can't type out because mods are clods]>THE CAKE IS A LIE>Five years ago, I lost 30,000 men in the blink of an eye, and the world just fucking watched.
WOT ARE A BUYIN’…? … WOT ARE YA SELLIN’?
>>740331990Mario Is Missing, PC version
>Updated my journal
>>740331741Why is everyone pretending to be triggered by a talking abstract thing?
Wololoo
Beware the mutant, the alien, the heretic
>>740330019YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, THE MORE THE MERRIER!
>>740331541Nice faceporn anon
>>740339896Because a talking cube is the laziest fucking companion I've ever seen and I'm certain most people agree with me. I can accept a talking book like Grimoire Weiss or a fairy like Navi if the setting properly establishes it before or shortly after their introduction. Even Ghost makes sense in the Destiny universe since he's just a companion robot in a sci-fi universe. You can complain about his shape and that's whatever, but you know he's a robot and that fits in with the larger Destiny universe.Why the everloving fuck is there a talking cube in a GoW game when none of the previous games have had one and the little bastard has no reason to exist at all in said universe outside the creators being too dull to make the cube an owl or something more diagetic to a Scandinavian forest and Norse mythology in general?
>>740330019IIIIIII LOVE IT!
we all had her, but he married her
Kept you waiting, huh?
PICKAGODAND PRAY
>War… war never changes >War…has changed >The cake is a lie >Would you kindly >What is a man but a miserable pile of secrets >I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee>Finish him>Get over here>You were almost a Jill sandwich
DO MY EYES DECEIVE ME?
>>740340910Not that anon but I have zero issue with a literal shape character until it opened it's fucking mouth. I'd happily play a game made entirely of trapezoids if they didn't speak like they were written mid receiving backshots.
>>740330019Why walk when you can ride?
WEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL
I'm going to Aruba
Thank you for the new shoes!
>>740330019No way, fag
>THAT'S A NICE HEAD YOU'VE GOT ON YOUR SHOULDERS>ELLIOT YOU IDIOT>UPDATED MY JOURNAL
>>740330019The cake...
>Mary... Where the fuck are you???
>>740342343I've covered wars you know.
>>740330019Updated my journal.
>The numbers, Mason>You must construct additional pylons>A man chooses a slave obeys >Have some god damn faith/We need money >All you had to do was follow the damn train
>>740342754I'm gone.
>>740342754>>740342591I'm gone.
You must gather your party before venturing forth
>>740342928>>740343012I feel stronger.
>>740343132HEYA
I've been kicked out of my home and through no fault of my own
>Welcome, welcome to...Try to guess it without watching the spoiler pic first.
>>740330019oh they gonna have to glue you back together IN HELL1!!1!
Wolves hunt in packs
IT'S ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON
>>740342512China will grow larger!
>>740331214Peak Reddit humor: is this from that Rick and Morty high on life game or something?
>>740342262Fair enough. It just looks like a shit companion all around.
>>740342591>>ELLIOT YOU IDIOTOne of the most satisfying villains to kill.
>>740341185Mango's!!
>>740330019GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK
>>740343401I would have written it as >Welcome! Welcome to...
>>740343694No, it's from a game so good that a certain snake oil salesman is still to this day still salty about it.
>>740343720Oh absolutely.
>>740330019>wait a minute, that card...
PURE PAZAAK
>>740343590Where is the bottle?
>>740330019The gene pool is stagnant and I am a minister of chlorine
>>740343694Worse, it's worst girl from best game
GREAT LEADER IS DEAD>>740343778It was very satisfying to explode her head with a burst from a P90
>>740344374Liara from Mass Effect 2?
HEEEEEEEIYYYAAAAAAAHEEEEEEEIYYYAAAAAAA
BEING A GENOCIDE HERO... IS FINE BY ME
>>740343694It's from the other Rick and Morty game, Fallout New Vegas
GREY HAIRSURE HAND
Maybe somewhere out there, even a Devil May Cry when he loses loved one
>You see that mountain?
>>740330019LODSEMONE
Mucha shaka paka
>>740341698first thing i thought of, love frederick
WE ALL HAD HER
>>740345140It's an ice cold line delivered well. It helps that it comes immediately before like a 50+ crit.
"Die you monster"
actually directly quoting is basically cheating since quoteable lines was doing 50% of the spadework for the game's popularity.
>>740330019>Hello snake. Did you like my sunglasses?>A dud?>THE FEEEAAAARRRR>snake had a hard life>it's been nine years
>oh no, a 70's era fridge, the achilles heel of my superpowers!!!
>>740341293Cortana
>>740345821Some may fall in the face of chaosbut not this onenot today
>>740344469I think I had my aces all equipped with LMGs or at least sniper rifles by then.
Why contain it?
>I'M HAWT AND YER NAWT
>>740330019>Look at you, Hacker. A pathetic display of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How could you hope to challenge a perfect, immortal machine?
>ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING
>Don't drink the water. They put something in it to make you forget
>yeah slam baby>oh ho ho swinging baby yeah >thank you very much >step on >a hunk a hunk of burning love
My legs are OK
WORK WORK
>>740351938
i smoke cuz it makes me ignorant
>>740338489All wrong I think you meant>wolves hunt in packs ARISEN!
CUM GUARDIAN
>>7403458211.7 mod
I am the reinforcements.
tread softly, and carry really small gun
>>740330019BALLS OF STEEL
>IT'S NO USE!>DON'T FORGET ME! THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME?>keep your hair short>When Stanley came to a set of two open doors, je entered the door on his left.
>>740338489They hate ice and fire both!
Truth is... the game was nigged from the start.
>>740330019MOEEE
OUR GENERAR IS IN GRAVE DANGER MY LORD!
You're not Alexander!
wakey, wakey, mister friedman
EVERYONE! GET IN HERE!
Reinforcements? I am the reinforcements.
Zanzibart… Forgive Me
>>740330019Time is money friend
You gain Brouzouf
>>740331541what's her OF?
You require more Vespene gas
>>740330019Here come the little hyenas now...
>>740339896I think its more the response. Its peak millenial writing. Using your example when a ghost revives someone in destiny the responses are>what are you>who am I>where am IIt is not.>youre a cube and you fly huh? Thats pretty cool
Those alien bastards'll pay for blowing up my ride..
>>740340910It's also named Frank, don't forget that part.
NONE MAY PASS INTO THE WORLD'S HEARTBREAK YOURSELVES UPON MY BODYFEEL THE STRENGTH OF THE EARTH
>>740330019WHAT IS A MANA MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS
>>740330019she cute
>>740330019Smash TV?
The beams...reconnect the beams...
Its been 10 plus years so I might get a word or 2 wrong>Congratulations, here is your prize money! Take care, goodbye
>Talk about pretty rock formations... this one's a butte!
>>740330019This is no war ordinary humans can win, this is the FUTURE
>>740330019>You're right hand.. comes off?
Do a pizza roll!
CHAOS!
I'm your specialist.
>I FOUND YOU... FAKER!
>It's a secret to everyoneDoes this mean it's an open secret and no one acknowledges or talks about it, or that is in fact unknown to everyone?
This is this, and that's that.
I should go now
>It's locked>I need a key>Too much baggage>I gotta pawn some of this stuff>Yup, that's a cow alright>I'm not thirsty
>>740337635WHAT HAPPEN
>>740335502Underrated
>>740340910It could work if it could shape itself into different things depending on the situation. That game would be pretty cool. Like a boy and his blob.
IT WAS FORETOLDBY GYROMANCY!
THERE IS NO TIME TO BE LOSTBATTLE BROTHERS -
>>740330019HEY, I'M GOING TO THE BEAR PITS TOMORROW, YOU WANNA COME WITH?
>>740345821>modhow do you pay for them?
I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with light!
>>740330019The bigger they are...
MEEEEEEEEEEDIC
If I had a sister I'd sell her in a second.
>>740330019"The ladies call me "Oh god" but you can call me Fat Larry with an F.A.T. Cause i know i got a weight problem I just don't give a crap"
wololo
loadsa money
Do you heAR THE VOICES, TOO?
>>740330019you can tell she's a GAYMER GURL because of the headphones
>>740366991Based Medal of Honor appreciator
I BUILD FOR CHINAENEMIES EVERYWHERE! GO GO GO! I WILL DESTROY YOU!
>>740356602my legs are OK
What a shame
>>740330019WELCOME TO THE CIRCUS OF VALUES!
SIDE KICK!
>>740330019i will work
they're waiting for you,in the test, chamberrr
What can change the nature of a man?
>>740345485Mein neger.
>>740368953you'll just have to wait until AFTER the test ;~;
Your papers please.
>>740330019BU-BURN! BURN TO THE GROUND!
FLASHYN!
>>740330019This is Mugen Tenshin!
>>740331541>girl puts makeup on makeupbitch, do it correctly.
IT BEARS THE HEAD OF A COCK
>>740370662She is doing attentionwhoring correctly.
Oh my God JC, a bombA BOMB
>>740330019>detras de ti, imbecil
>>740331747wat gaem?
SUBMIT!SUBMIT!HAHSUBMIT!HE-SUBMIT!HE-TAKE THIS
>>740331214FNV cassidy
Quite profound, that. You can quote me if you like.
bullshit*linkin park plays*
>>740367228quite possibly the most memorable character of vtmb
>>740343401..Jurassic Park *BAAAHHHH DUH DEEEE DUH DUH BAHH DUH DEEE DUH DUH*
Pick up that can.
>KILL ALL THE HAITIANS!Civilization V
>>740343401>Welcome to Revachol
>Stop! You violated the law! Never should have come here!
>Talk about low budget flights. No food or movies? I'm outta here!
