We Resident Evil Chads OWN this joint.
They will announce Deadlock 2.
dude this show fucking sucks so far
>>740336960I missed that, what was release in RE?
>horror survival crafting slop
UE5 has been a disaster for visual identity.
I can't watch the whole thing when do they show the good games so I can watch only that
NO GAMES ON XBOX LOLLLLLLL
Jet set radio!!!!
>>740337153REAL
last harbor didn't look so bad
Yo, what the fuck is up with these audio delays?
finally some vf6 news
>EPIC mega grants>literal mark of the beast logoWhat the fuck
First 30 minutes were good, but this show has taken a nosedive
VIRTUAL FIGHTER!
>Cuphead>slop x12Yawn
>>740337191Code Veronica remake
Highguard 2 when?
Holy fucking shitty stream
the tekken killer, second to tekken itself
I thought Virtua Fighter was announced about two years ago, is it still not out?
More survival crafting slops. Just endless and endless garbage that no one cares about. Awful terrible no good industry
AUDIO IS SHIT AGAIN GEOFF
Can sega stop pandering to niggers what the fuck
>>740336960Image celebrating remake slop
if anyone cared about sega games they'd still be making consoles
>>740337231kek played like a fiddle
niggas in japan becomes it's own slop genre now
>regaetton in my fucking sgffuck
>Last Harbor looks pretty cool>look it up>Online PvP and Co-Op onlyFUCK
latinx bros...
>Latinxslop
is this vf6 or just a spin off
>>740337331we're getting Highguard the MMO
>Chinese mafiakek, not even calling them Triads or something?
MY AUDIO DESYNED AGAIN GEOFFFFFF
Wow they disrespected Tupac and now they’re disrespecting the fuck out of Shenmue
Sleeping Wogs w
what the fuck is this garbage
Virtua Fighter dating sim
OH SHIT IT'S A NEW JACKIE CHAN STUNTMASTER
Where is destiny 3?
>>740337253There are protestors in the crowd that keep shouting and getting picked up on the mics so they have to jump to remove those parts.
>>740337537really? fuuuuuuuck
I'm shaking my Latinx ass to this what yall crackas gonn do about it>the choinese mafia
might be nice if THE FUCKING AUDIO WAS SYNCED
On my second gin and tonic. I drink because of Geoff.
>mfw gta 6 news but PCfags will have to wait a year
>sleeping dogs knockoffsure why not?
this is just a yakuza game
no one wants this
Is it me or the audio is awful?
Rate the show so far
I can do hadoukens irl
ENOVGH
I'm not a fighting game fag but I have nostalgia over Virtua Fighter evo on ps2.
Glad they could add a quirk chungus moment to the beloved franchise
Sleeping Dogs was cool but it came out 14 years ago. Oh never mind it's something completely different wow
For me, it's melty dark chocolate Vanessa
>>740337758B for Bad bitch
>>7403377584
Wowwwwww they took a major fucking shit on Yu Suzuki with that
falador massacre mentioned
Uh, isn't VF a fighting game series?
Luke has done irreparable damage to fighting game protagonists
>spend millions advertising your game>audio desyncs makes your trailer a jokeLol no refunds
Why are Resident Evil fans so loud and obnoxious and insecure to the point they spam everywhere about their Resident EVil games when they've been exposed time and time again as posers who don't even play videogames?None of you will play Code Veronica remake, you'll just watch your favorite streamer play it and then if anyone asks "why don't you play the game" you'll go on a rant about "classisim and elitism and gatekeeping"
>audio still desyncedretard dorito man
>>740337758Some actual games shown, so it's better than Sony at least.
>>740337758cinematics and fake gameplay out of 10.
How to kill all hype for a fighting game
Why does every stream lag like shit?Youtube is usually better than Twitch, but holy fuck, both are pure garbage today
God, MMOs are such a dogshit genre.
...Runescape?
>>740337758They're actually showing game trailers instead of all that slop that happened on the last VGA/10
Gundam game looked cool/10
>>740336960RE5 in 2035-36
OPEN WORLD SURVIVAL CRAFTING MULTIPLAYEROH MY GOD
sweaty sex with lucy james
>>740337758Project Robot and the Gundam game were really cool to see.
>>740337753Out of sync, yeah.
>youtube stream>desync>twitch stream>constant lag and shit quality
As a Latinx person, I’m so sorry for this embarrassing exhibition. I know we’re a disgrace and we should just vanish from the face of the earth, but I’m scared to death...
youtube streaming is hard bros, they will get it right next time!
>>740337758B minus, for "better than SoP"
>>740337690yeah according to the Steam page, maybe they'll update it with the Singleplayer tag closer to release? hoping and coping?
NINTENDO WON!!!!!!!!!!NINTENDO WON >NINTENDO WONNNNNNNNNN
>>7403377584/10
>>740337735Hopefully you'll love niggers and faggots in your game, snoy bitch
>>740337920>Audio desynced during Black Flag ResyncedWhat did they mean by this?
>>740337758No AI videos/10
>>7403377581/10it would be 2 but fumito ueda's game looks like it has dogshit combat so i'm not interested
>>740337758Better than the last few years so far 3/10
nintendo switch 2 has games
The stream is unbearable. Constant lag and audio desync on Youtube, and literally 160p on Twitch. I'm surprised nobody else seems to be complaining about it.
EVERY GAME LOOKS THE SAME AAAHHHHHH IT HAS HAPPENED
Nintendo just giving Geoff sizzle reels is fucking hilarious tbqh
>nintendo only gets 30 secondsbros...
nintendo big leaguing keighley will never stop being funny
Highguard 3?? Already?
These games are all boring and already played out. Where's all the fresh new hotness in gaming huh???
>here is the block of games that will ALL bomb
>Nintendo segment is just a short reel of filler games nobody gives a shit aboutKek
souljaframe looks kino
>>740338242Thanks Tim
>nothing from Konamiyou can tell Keighley banned them kek
>>7403377580 minutes of gameplay/10
I HATE VIDEO GAMES >block>dodge>save the little animalFUCKKK YOUUUUUUU
WHERE ARE THE MALE MCS
>>740338235the YT chat has been complaining about the desync for a while
>>740338235>I'm surprised nobody else seems to be complaining about it.everyone here's been shitting on it
>>740337615TRIADS are different, commie bitch
Aaand were back to cinematicslop.
how do i block ads on twitch these days youtube desync is pissing me off
can't wait for this game to instantly exit my memory forever
>millennial writing
Was Grounded 1 good?
>PrealphaSoon it'll just be PAY ME TO HELP THINK OF THE GAME WHILE I'M ON THE TOILET
>>740338396why are you a racist sexist xenophobic bigot?
>>740336960CLAIRE IS SO BREEDABLE
>>740338308True, we love more UE5 slop that looks all the same.
are the Grounded games actually good? i keep seeing them in all these gaming shows but i dont know anyone who plays them.
I AM SO TIRED OF THIS GAY GENERIC FORTNITE LOOK
Why are half of these trailers for games that were already revealed and announced years ago
wtf all platforms? What was the point of even buying a series x?
WHERE IS MY HECKING ARACHNOPHOBIA MODE??!
>>740338487Honey I Shrunk the Kids was solid
>>740338308The Adventures of Elliot is an incredible game.
>>740338173Ok
>nuh yet
TMNT the only worthwhile announcement huh.
>He's right behind me, isn't he?
Where's the gabagool?
>>740338627>What was the point of even buying a series x?uh
>>740338173more
>>740336960>VF shenmue>Ace combat 8>New ueda game looks cool>code veronica>new pod racer>gundam game looks cool>alien isolation 2Whats going on, are games alive again? Its been decades since we had a lineup with more than 2 games worth playing
bros I'm gonna fall asleep fro all this slop;....
WHY DO I KEEP HEARING A CHINESE LADY
>>740338694Architect, pls.
>>740338487It was FANTASTIC. I 100% it along with a friend of mine.
>>740338730Cuphead
>>740338694She looks the same
they had audio issues last year too right?
>>740338730the last tmnt game that platinum made was dogshit, what's wrong with you?
>game in dev hell for 16 yearsyeah bet that's great
>2026 and audio stream issues still are a thing
>Mafia Troon Countrydid anyone even play this??
is it me or many games from the show are all "from the creators of popular game" from people who left their studios?
Millions of dollars and they can't properly sync a stream they only need to do once a year
>panocha
>>740338778>VF shenmueNigga Shenmue started as VF RPG
>>740338694
can you imagine making a stream without desync geoff?
>>740338778>remakes, sequels and uncslopsybau
>>740338872Small company, please understand
almost, bg&e bros
>>740338730I suggest you play the 1st Platinum TMNT game before getting excited
>>740338882>French game in dev hell for 16 years>It's not Beyond Good and Evil 2Sad.
another female MC
>foid epic speech opening this needs to end
>can you imagine working on something for 16 years of your life?Yeah that's pretty typical of modern day game developing as evident of these games announced 3 years ago still getting trailers.
What a embarrassing stream. Geoff’s a fucking retard.
Imagine the smell
>From the creator of AC comes AC but woman
Imagine paying like 300k for a trailer spot in the show, preparing months for the announcement and editing the trailer, only for the audio to be completely fucked and the trailer skips over parts and loops back randomly
Asscreed hex
meow lol
THAT'S PAI CHAN.
>>740339036God, your so right.
So he took 16 years and what he came up with was Assassin's Creed again
more womenslop
is this him directly competing with the new assasins creed?
>one hour gone already
This nigga spent 16 years on slop
Puritans good, witchcraft evil? In 2026?
we need more strong female protags
>>740336960NOT MY CLAIRENOT MY CLAIRENOT MY CLAIRE
>Panache
Cat Lady Souls
>Bloodborne at home
>FEMALE PROTAGONIST
>1666Pick up sticks
Wokebros?! DEIsisters?? We are starving today wtf
>that microphone shakesoul
is that guy in cocaine?
PANACHE CALISSE
>>740338776Mods blocked this one from uploading lol.https://files.catbox.moe/wailej.mp4
>work on a game for 16 years>early access
Everything looks exactly the fucking same.
>>740338694Should've gone the other way and lolified her.
>>740339201Clearly that means we're getting the good games now
>>740338694Lmao Lanky Kong if real
>>740339186Not only that but it's a game about witches... and the next Assassin's Creed is about witches. I genuinely thought it was the trailer for Assassin's Creed Hexe at first.
>>740336960i just got here faggots give me a rundown on what's happened so far
controllable cat kino
>>740339187its a witch game, anything else would be stupid
>Assassin's Creed doing a witch hunt theme in the next game>Original Assassin's Creed creator doing a witch hunt themed game Poetry
>16 years on witchcraft slopFuck these faggot beta males, I am glad I only play old video games now.
>flashes to a lit hotel signSo this is doing the assassins creed shit of having a modern world
Amsterdam 1666 looks pretty nice ngl
yikes
>>740339249i take it back, its witchcraft good, witchcraft evil in 2026
>story experience>early access>assassin's creedduuuude oh nooooo
JIGC IN THE HOUSE
1666 actual looks interesting however>>740339443Yeah this.
Saw the game!!!! It’s saved!!!
>actual movieslop
Do you want to play games /v/?
>>740339443truly worse than star citizen
Jesus Christ
This game was made for the fat 34 year old goth chick that buys tarot cards on amazon audience.
>i want to pla ya gameMe too, hopefully we find one soon.
Oh wow Hahhaahhaha that's so funny
tight i like witches
Why is their so much horrorslop now? Who is buying all of these games?
Just got home and turned it on to see saw
So far we haven't had a black lesbian protagonist
>>740339249It's handmaid's tale: the video game
>now the puppet is desyncedbravo geoff
I SAW THAT REFERENCE!!
Do people still like Saw?
Finally someone's here to Geoff out of our misery >BlooberFuck.
>>740339292she looks like she's been using steroids. way too manly>>740339439hot as fuarkkkkk bro holy shitttttsadly the mods are cracking down on AI gens of real people because they fear a major lawsuit they won't be able to avoid.
>>740339673Youtubers and zoomers and zoomer youtubers
>>740339619I don't play videogames
>>740339673Streamers
>they allow this but a titty would probably make everyone there faint
>>740336960I'm missing the thread bros tell me what's going on quick
>Jigsaw game>Probably some movie game slopfucking kill me
Women will surely buy our action games
shock value gore slop
mfw
Jeff executed on stage???
>>740339690>Just got home and turned it on to see sawyay seesaw :)
>>740339735Saw 1 was kino never saw another after that
I'm jigging my saw right now
>>740337758horrorslop/10
ITS BILLY FROM SAWI KNOW EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS WHO THIS IS BUT I HAVE TO STATE WHO IT ISDO YOU RECOGNIZE BILLY FROM SAW
Saw is gross man, I'm not happy to see it come back from forgotten obscurity.
>>740339735Does anyone even still remember Saw
>>740339558>16 years>early accessthe fuck were they doing
lame after lame.call me when the gta 6 trailer drops.
>>740339690Good gawd did I not miss anything
>>740339735Women love torture porn
>that zoom in on the screaming guyjej
Saw is about to punish those HECKIN NAZI CHUDS
Foids are gonna love it
>>740339735I still like the first one
GORE
>The charges, officer?
>>740339439>https://files.catbox.moe/wailej.mp4I would do unspeakable things to Sydnee's fartbox
Friendly reminder he would be declared innocent by a court of law.
>>740338875that was the c-team, they wont blunder ronin
>3v1 multiplayerlmao
Gross
>83 years oldThe saw franchise dies with him.
>>740339673Revelations warned you dude, the entire world will be taken by witchcraft and idol worship. These game "devs" worship Moloch, what did you expect?
>closed alphaFUCKING STOPJUST RELEASE FINISHED GAMES
>>740339120Who is B. W. Conly?
I'm ready for the "one last game" trailer
Yay another mutiplayer horror game based on a horror franchise! Those always work out great.
>Saw>Multiplayer
titties
Joy. More cinematics.
Lords Of Chuds 2
Haha time for the soulslop section!
>>7403398103v1 multiplayer horror game it saiddead by daylight will outlast yet another game
TITS
E33-likes? Already?
Slopper shit fest
>if we copy elden ring even harder we can succeed sigh...
>roll slop
Did I just see booba?
SOULS LIKE SLOP!
>>740339439What site do you use to make these
we have milenia at home
>>740340076Already confirmed to be more movieslop.
Is running a massive torture dungeon a crime?
>>740336960Jesus fucking christ those lips.
>cool new saw game >it's another asymmetrical game that will die out in a few months why do they keep doing this
>>740339963Tried to play a game on the no games show
>starslop
>>740339735Never saw any of them
JUST LIKE THE SIMULATION
>>740340185
BOOBS SPOTTEDBOOB ALERT BOOB ALERT
Is Jigsaw copying some weird nazi shit a new thing?
>>740339847>>740339735>>740339945thisthe first is fine, the rest is slop
>Lords of the Fallen IIOH NO NO, RESETERA TRANNIES DON'T LOOK
even more star wars slop oh my god
>>740339993Lawyer here, nope.
Who the fuck is this chick and where is Sydnee Goodman????
when are the good games gonna be announced?
BASKIN ROBERTSKEK ITS KINOOOOO!JIGC!!!!
Lol where the fuck is The Duskbloods
OH MY GODDDDD THAT WAS FUCKING SNEED CUKKO
>star wars againdead franchise man why are they still tryna milk it
>souslike
>this is from le hecckin "experienced developers"!>looks like complete uninspired slop
>>740340190I save it from the last game awards thread, so uhhh ask that Anon if you ever find him.
>>740338946yeah, and it was shit but VF is fun even without the single player.
fuck OFF star warstwo good movies and an endless torrent of trash does not a good franchise make
Why was Star wars ever popular? It was always complete and utter dogshit.
>>740336960So leon chose a literal kid over THAT
>TRPGit's been 14 years since ME3...
star wars xcom?
>BorewarsNo one care anymore Disney. You killed you IP. Give up
2 star wars games in one event? How generous.
>>740340446Empire Strikes Back is kinoplex
>>740339513>Code Veronica remake>Guild Wars 3>TMNT Last Ronin game rebooted as a Platinum action game>Stranger than Heaven delayed to January 2027 also the Tupac estate let his likeness be used in it for some godforsaken reason>more Cuphead stuff>Aliens Isolation>Virtua Fighter getting Yakuza/Tekken-style story mode-esque beat em up segments>1666 Amsterdam from the creator of Assassin's Creed
I FUCKING LOVE STAR WARS!!!!
Who still likes Star Wars lol
>STAR.HECKIN'.WARS
GENERAL SKYWALKER
>>740337387>make a fighting game that doesn't cater to half the FGCgood luck
>>740340526kek
Tiiight i like vampires
Ew. They should really stop making turn based slop. No one that has sex plays that shit.
yurop
>>740340492>Take shot>90% hit>MissWho made this bantha poodoo?
O M GEEE IT'S ANAKIM SKAYWALKERI CALPPED
>>740339993modern day UK law*
>>740340556I hate nu-wars but zero company might be fun
DING DING DING
>>740337803They gave her function to the new guy.
They actually bringing in Skywalker for their XCOM Star Wars game?
EVERY GAME LOOKS THE FUCKING SAME
More like Star Wars Zero Interest
REDFALL 2
Man you guys are right about this horror shit being way overplayed.
>>740340247Reminds me of that death note game.
Am I dumb? Didn't Lords of the Fallen 2 Come out like 3 years ago? What the hell game was that?
horrorslop bros
>European Studio>first shot is a thirdie amazon delivery driver
FLYING NIGGA
WHO'S READY FOR MORE DARK CINEMATICS?!
AAAAHHH SHIT NIGGA VAMPIRES N SHIT
How much longer is this and what are chances we still get something GOOD at the end?
MORBIUS: ORIGINS
geralt the vampire
>>740340767That was Lords of the Fallen 1 remake
EEVUL
>>740340767That was the reboot, this is the sequel to the reboot
>>740340704thats why realism is boring.
how long until we get games that have their own distinct art styles again?
IT'S FUCKING DRACULALET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO
EVIL, AM I!?!??!?!??!
>>740340767that was Lords of the Fallen 1 2.0 or something
>>740340767there was lords of the fallen (og), then lords of the fallen (reboot) and this is sequel to the reboot
I'm morbin out
Not a great trailer
Why is Spongebob doing the narration?
>>740340880after the show ends
yeah i wanna play the vampire witcher clone sue me
Strange, no mascot horror or liminal space games announced.
>>740340704CONSUUUUOOOUUOOOMMMMEEEE
I didn't sow shit
>VAMPIRES
So, this gonna be some Assassin Creed modern day shit?
Are any of these games on gamepass?
>we aren't so different after allHE SAID THE THING
>>740337153She looks dumb
MaYbe We ArEn'T alL thAt DifFerEnT
>>740340865>>740340859>>740340913>>740340918Thanks, thought I was losing my mind.
>>740340880Nintendo Direct next week
>>740340918Reboot is apparently a sequel to the original
>>740340813Basically a Just Eats delivery considering it was food kek
>septemberdesignated flop month
>Dark fantasyIs there anything more basedful in current year?
>STORY DRIVEN>STORY DRIVEN>STORY DRIVENAre they paid to keep saying this or something?
Why is EVERY single trailer directed to be glossed over? Not even one of them is unique, impactful, or attention-catching, it's like they're all 100% B-roll
I need shiny vampires
"An invitation—" Fuck off
>>740340938>WE'RE NOT SO DIFFERENT, YOU AND I
there hasn't been a single game that interest me yet
every dawnwalker trailer has looked so wildly different i have no idea what the game is supposed to be like
>>740340431>>740340446You aren't special.
They're gonna announce Highguard 2
>amongus mentioned
sus
Please no
>Cinematic nonsense with 0 colors>Millenial quips>202799% of trailers
wait so the present day part of the game is half the game or just the beginning?
>>740340880You will consume the chinese photoscanned assets until morale improves
>story-drivenSTOP
>>740340880? Why? That sounds extremely antisemitic.
AMOGUS?
WHEN THE
mogus
I’m not able to watch the show, anything good or is it all stuff I’d forget about an hour after the show ends?
Amogu2
A MONGOOSE
amonglike
SUS
AMOGUS
It's all so fucking zogged.
>>740340859>>740340865>>740340913It's actually the sequel because the story plays 1000 years after the 2014 game and the mc from that one is also in 2023 game.
>>740336960She kinda looks like a Blender R34 3D model.I'm not complaining btw.
SUSSSSSSS HOLY SHIT
>>740341038See? I did say that
Humongous
>thought it was gonna be a new henry stickmin game for 0.3 secsalso why is the art style corpo as fuck?
>another vampire story game ruined by modern day sectionsKek, every time
>>740341075haha yessss kill me dead anon
WHY ARE THE AMOGUS DEVS GETTING SHILLED EVERY TIME
Geoff what the FUCK is this shit.
>>740341231>is it all stuff I’d forget about an hour after the show ends?5 MINUTES*
>complete silence after lord of the fallenDamn, i guess even normies are getting souslike fatigue
There's too many releases in September, wtf are they doing, everything is going to flop.
I miss fat Yvette Nicole Brown
SKIP
end it all
>>740341131yeah i know, my opinion is pretty widespread
>Among Us TV seriesThat what?
>>740341131I am.My mom said so, retard.
THE SUSSY BAKA GAME
SUS SUS SUS AMORGUS AMORGUS AMORGUS
TV SERIES????????
shirley has lost weight
when the game is sus
kek
SUUUUUS
What age is that girl on the left?
The lack of enthusiasm of the audience gets me every fucking time
sussy bakasactually crazy how fast they shamelessly sold out
>no laughs
HAHAHA THIS SKIT IS SO FUNNYI LOVE AMOGUSBAZINGA
It's something different, I'll take it.Could do without the skit, though.
There is Amogus TV Series?WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
not so easy when you don't have SS13 to copy
god i'm gonna throw up from cringe
>Amongus tv series What?
*slurps*finally some good cringe
>>740339380APOLOGIZE
*mutes stream*
morgus.
DRAKE AND JOSH'S BOSS LADY!!
ozempic is crazy
>zoomers losing their shit and turning my comfy thread into a sticky
DRAKE AND JOSH BROS
>>740341439FLOP FOR THE FLOP GOD
among us in 2026
Hey it's Shirley!
delicious cringe. i had to mute
Welcome back, E3 cringe.>>740341598Yeah it randomly dropped today.
cringekino segment
Us gamers, am I right? xD
>obligatory cringe segment
what the fuck is this
>>740341484I hate white and black women
BAZINGA
WTF IS GOING ON WITH HER FACE
>>740336960why do devs keep changing female characters faces
>"...he's right behind me, isn't he?"
if you could die of cringe, this would be the catalyst
So everyone who used to play this baby game grew up now, right?
Apologize.
Jesus fuck this is embarrassing
PLEASE REACT
i dont want among us i want more henry stickmin...
no, no lame joke segments with foids please god
What's with the "story game" emphasis this year?
This black lady is on the GLP-1. So much weight lost since Community
>>740341627It comes with the industry.
>>740341571because the fans of all these internet memes are too young to attende these events
no one has been waiting for this
female comedians don't work without a "LAUGH NOW" sign
what is that animation lmao
>>740341716more likeSUS gamers, eh?
>>740341425You can only re-skin parry/rollslop so many times, I think even the most hardcore fromsoft cultists that only and exclusively play that shit will get tired of it eventually. It's unironically the new call of duty. Year after year of i-frame roll games over and over and fucking over again, same gameplay over and over forever.
what's happening?
wtf is this shit
>TV showCan I play this?
This is really embarrassing
DEBRAOF FUCKING COURSE
>Debra WilsonSOMEBODY STOP HER
o i kinda thought a murder mystery spinoff was cutebut an animated series is super cringe
DEBRA WILSON LETS GOOOOO
STARRING DEBRA WILSON
not video games
>>740341808among us if they were niggers
video games?
DEBORAH WILSON SIGHTED
>advertising TV show in the gaming eventPoetic.
Holy cringe
>>740341898*votes you out of the ship*
This is an impressive voice cast.
>debra wilsonwhy is she in LITERALLY EVERYTHING
this shit is five years too late
this is painfully millennial
>game has thick varied Newgrounds lineart>animated series has ugly dogshit adult animated show thin uniform lines Disgusting
>>740341627I love itThis, THIS is what has been missing since E3 died
>debra wilsonIT HAPPENED
zuemer huemer
Destroy millennials
>>740341042proofs?
>amogus family guy edition
>DEBRA WILSONLETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
>>740341026Half of these games aren't even coming to Xbox
>>740341945We don't *play* videogames chuddie we watch them
White woman and black woman. Nice combo.
>debra wilson in among us cartoon HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Better than tr*nime at least.
>debra wilson
KILL ME MR HITLER
This cartoon is coming out 5 years too late
>Amogus TV Showjust in time!
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
you uncs just dont get it
>>740341945only on a PS5
WORK WITH STATUS?
wait, the Among Us cartoon actually came out???
/OUR/ GIRL
I like how the audio was so desynced that the amogus colors were all wrong
Geoff trying not to laugh. Even he knows how embarrassing this is.
I burgered this thread
>>740341026Stranger than Heaven
>>740341763Pretty sure they fire the remake 2 face actress
>>740342218every fucking time
>>740342049She seems like a sweetheart irl and was friends with David Stay (RIP) so I like her.
>/our girl/ is inbased
>multiple nintendo sections across the showi think the direct is dead guys
kek no one gives a shit about 007
>NintendoI sleep
Fuck, I hoped that was Hitman related
If you're playing FFXIV on the switch don't queue for my trail thanks
What if Debra Wilson makes a game and she voices everybody
Hell yeah another Nintendo sizzle reel!
>>740342337i do, i enjoyed it
>>740342041AIIIIEEEEEeeee...
>>740342218epic
nintendobros we got 30 more seconds!
Where tje fuck is The Duskbloods?
>>740342324Not a single first party game, this is just the scraps they give to Geoff's shows.
>all these lame switch 2 reels with games no one cares aboutgeez
>meanwhile: Switch 2 getting a bunch of PS2 looking gamesLmao
Medieval fantasy action game #93
>>740342324It means we aint getting a partner direct next week.
>>740342324yeah, the direct is dead because of a few commercial sizzle reelsretard
I love Debra Wilson. She's comfy and easy to work with!
>>740342121The good ones are
>no applause for Gothic lmao
How much is left in this shitshow I just want it to be over
finally some hot chicks
gookslop
Aion in the year of the lord 2k26
oh yeah aion 2 is a thing
>>740342376Shoulda had her do that base building game with clones, such a missed opportunity
43 minutes of show left
>>740342218Why didn't they make her the brown one?
>Debra Wilsonyup, it's certified /v/ KINO
WAITER! MORE CINEMATICSLOP PLEASE!
>>740342373Ur a femra aren't u...
>>740342470And that's based, ngl
>>74034253440 minutes
Why do all games look like they're stuck in 2018
You can just FEEL the chinese emanating from this
>>740342218All video game related projects are literally required to hire this bitch, huh?
>>740342401the audience didn't
Aion 2?
Now I'm reminded of that new .hack game, wish there was a trailer but we only get slop today.
every chinese/korean game is literally the same
>>740342623UE5
>>740342623the recommended specs definitely aren't
>>740342623They likely started dev around that time.
>>740342114>Quirk chungus for online faggots to post about, coming to a FPS near you
CRINGECRINGECRINGECRINGECRINGE
I remember Aion being a huge deal when I was a teenager
>>740342621kill me pete
MOVIE GAME FEST
slow-walking cinematic 3rd-person action game with generic music number 232938!
One guy hype for Aion 2
Cyber Punksona
>chink segmentyawn
>gacha slopI sleep
WUWI TIME
THERE IT ISTHE GACHA SECTION
>>740342373>trailretard
REBECCA
PANZER DRAGOON SAGA 2?
Gachaslop?
>>740342712so they're fun games without blacks or ugly women? Based
>Non-Western games>instantly women are attractive
FINALLY GACHA. REAL GAMES
CP LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
is wuthering waves in every single game awards?
EASY TO WORK WITH CONFIRMED
B E C C A
>Wuthering Waves>no tits???
>>740342439In the Nintendo Direct.
wtf is that
Wait, THAT'S what Rebecca sounds like? I never actually watched Edgerunners, did she always sound like such a hag?
>>740342905Yes its a great game.
and the crowd goes mild
>>740342623developing for consoles with 2018 hardware
>>740342902Vanned
The Duskbloods confirmed cancelled?
milds
NEW THREAD?!
>>740343026>Dub
oh right, the cyberpunk anime that tricked everyone into thinking cyberpunk 2077 was good, the cyberpunk anime that nobody has talked about since
aight piss time
>They're still trying to save MH
wuwon
NOOOONOT MON HUNGIVE ME DD2 DLC
DD2bros.............
where is the new thread?
>>740343026never suffered through a dub before?
>>740343056Its published by Nintendo so wait for the direct next week.
Dragon's dogma 2 FAGS where you at?
RISE 2 WHEN
>milds DLClmao
Why is everyone doing floating islands now?
>>740343056They're adapting it to an animated cartoon format like Amogus.
FUCK MONSTER HUNTER WHERE'S MEGAMAN?!
monslop hunter
>MonHun slopZzzzzz
>>740343026only know her jp voice and there she doesn't sound like a hag
new milds are and it still looks ugly as fucking sinjesus christ
remember when people used to care about monster hunter
>>740343141>>740343147We didn't blast hard enough
>Wilds expansion with even MORE gimmicks
dogmabros
>>740343206easy to make in UE5
the holy trinity of boring>fantasy>horror>shooting
>DD2 DLC never ever
>>740343356dogmaballs lol
disgusting>lao shanLmao
>>740343356IT AIN'T OVER TIL IT'S OVER
>2027
No underwater Combat :(
If there's no Yama Tsukami I'm not interested
did Doritopope actually banned Konami from his show? there's everyone except them kek
more chinkslop
guys, i think this game is chinese
>ShanghaiMuted.
so no silksong 2: even silkier?
>>740343448it's over...
You can tell they learned nothing from wilds because the first 30 seconds of the trailer were autorun mount shit
YOU ARE COURTING DEATH
the last 30 min will be goodTrust
>Expansion>Show off guardian rathalos, anjanath, odogaron again
>>740343386Don't forget the cinematic cutscenes!
SOULS-LIKE COUNTER: 1
Enough chinkshit
is that another soulslike
>Wuxiaslop
pinwheel ripoff
Dark Souls and its consequences have been a disaster for videogames
>chinksouls>that fucking UI
Another Chinese soulsclone?
REAL GAMEPLAY
No more Asian folklore ffs...
Wukon 2????
>china souls again
>>740343620Shouldn't it be higher than that by now?
TSCHINA SOUL SLOP!
why do all chink games look the same
>summonsYou didn't win.
Imagine if the chinks did a fucking unrepentant parody of westoid culture instead of just rehashing the same muh culture shit every 5 seconds
How did he dodge the fire missiles?
Every chink has the exact same thought
>>740343670>>740343671>>740343683Chineses are incapable of original thoughtPlease understand
>>740343542and even the trailer has fps drops lol
the chiness need to work on their game making skills because they are the only ones who won't put browns or gays in their games
they're really gonna make us watch a whole ass boss fight? alright...
>>740342623UE5slopWe get 2018 visuals that require 2028 hardware.
Zansibar... chinese me...
I feel like this is the 20th souls clone with ancient asia that I've seen
IT'S ENOUGH SOULSLIKES
This is really not making me want to touch this game
zzzzzzzzzz
how much money did china put in that show? there has being almost 30 minutes of chinese games
Too fast to be comfy
>king kong, master of catnip
>>740343740No one playing those kinds of games wins.
>>740343803>they're really gonna make us watch a whole ass boss fight?I wonder how much it cost them to buy this much time
>>740343738Anon that's racist...
Another chinky soulslike for black people to download off PSN and play on their couches after their wendy's shift.
Soulslop has been the biggest cancer in videogames.Not DLCNot live serviceNot gachaNot DRMsNot trendslopSouls shit is slowly and surely killing videogames.
The most generic fucking sword game I've ever seen
After a while, every trailer starts looking the same.
WHAT IF ALL GAMESWERE JUST THE SAME GAMEFOREVERENJOY, GAMERS
>[reluctant applause]
Finally, some fucking gameplayAnd it's from a chnese game
Demon souls is literally the worst thing that ever happened to videogames
>>740343574There is no Half Life 3
Why is this hag baiting me by not showing me her armpit?
I'll give it them at least they showed gameplay
i don't play chinkslopi will never install chink spyware
That was way too long for an announcement.
The quiet crowd always cracks me up
>Wukon clone
>real chinese magic
>another chinese soulslopim tired
Hell yeah Hot Wheels!
>5000 YEARS OF KUNG FU IN EVERY MOVE
Summer 5 fps fest
I'm bored
HOT WHEELSWOOOOOOOOOyeah i don't care about this show anymore
>hot wheels racing gamewho wants this
HOT WHEELS KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Chinese games are the Call of Duty of video games
Do kids still play with hotwheels?
holy shit it's donkey kong
>Hotwheels pretending that any kid buys their crap anymore
yeah fuck itHot Wheels open world game
page 7 WHERE IS THE THREAD
GTA 6 ELDEN RING 2 AND HLF3 to close the show folks- Geoff
i guess forza isn't getting hotwheels dlc this time
If you played with hot wheels as a kid you were GAY
Finally some kino
Half-Life 3 bros
manchildren we winning
>loop-de-loopsSonicbros... Hot Wheels stole our thunder...
make new thread lazy niggers
This hot wheels game is unironically the best thing they've revealed so far
>>740344182literal children?
where were these cool hotwheels games when I was a kid man
>>740344274Matchbox shill plz.
>no gameplay in the big 26
>>740344190no, they just doomscroll on tiktok
>Sonic is 35 years old
>hot wheelsMARIO KART AND SONIC AND ALLSTAR RACING ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>740344082Yet you download all isreal spyware
>>740344316Sonic hitting right back right away! absolute kino!
SONIC SAVE US
>>740344190It's mostly balding fat scalpers.
SANIC
Booo I've never been disappointed so quickly.
>>740344258cute boy
RLM was right, sonic was never good
>>740344195It's not for kids, it's for millennials yearning for their childhood>>740344230yeah this guy
>noticeable excitement for Sanic in the crowdBrings a tear to my eye
Remember that other one chinkslop game shown last year and never heard of since?I'm convinced these games aren't even real and don't really exist. It's all like an investment scam or something
>>740344457israel is my greatest ally
what the fuck kek
This whole thing is CIA funded
>>740344362>>740344391it'd be cool if we were in primary school but we're adults
Nothing but uncslop so farWe are so cooked, man
OH SHIT EVA IN CROSSWORLDS WTF
>>740344457jews own your mind for freewhat's it like being a mind slave to the jews
>sonic racing where rei drives a cari hate this more than anything else
wat
Sega's been popping off
Sonic racers are killing it
Happy birthday Sonic!
WAS THIS REI IN A CAR?
Goji and Eva? Sign me up
>Sonic x EvangelionOh god the autism overload.
>Evangelion x Soniclmoa
>>740344502
At last, Spongebob and Evangelion together!
>Let's put the two racing games for developmentally stunted manchildren right after each other
>35th anniversary>DLClmao
>attack on titanOh yeah, that happened.
GODZILLA AND EVA?????? I will now buy this game
just muted the stream and alt tabbed
REI IN MY KART RACER?!?!?!?
NO I DON'T WANT THAT
>sonic 35th anniversary and all they had to announce was even more guests in crossworld and pico parkbros...
>attacok on titanhuh
back to chinkslop
>sonic x evangelionThis has to be in the top 5 of weirdest colabs.
>>740344582yeah anon, that's why I said I wished they existed when I was a kid
TITANKEKS ASSEMBLE
monke
attack on titan 3? never played the other games
>>740344582kids don't even play with hotwheels carsit's all screens now
celebrate sonic's 35th anniversary by buying a NGE dlc!
where new thread
warp it up
AoT oh my heckin gawd
TO SAVE THE WORLD
>>740344702I still don't understand Eva's appealThe ultimate spineless loser anime propped up by pretty women
since theyve totally ran of ideas now and just rehash the same games over and over, why dont they start making old books into games? id play a moby dick game
>>740344457STOP BEING ANTI AMERICAN RETARD
ERENBROS NO THEY'RE GOING TO REMEMBER OUR SHAME AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>attack on titan in the big2026What are they thinking
weak ass sountdtrack for the aot game
why do bugmen always have muted audio in their trailers with normal volume voices, it always sounds like shit
Sweet they just spoiled it for me
>>740344771>Buying a game because it has muh favourite IPsFucking goy
>>740344993nobody that makes video games has ever read a book
TENYEARSAT LEAST
Now I just realized Crossworld is Sega being a couple of years late to the multiversus slop genre.
i couldn't finish cour 1 of aot it was boring as fuck
>shingeki no kyojin gamethey're like 10 years late WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING
>>740345041Video game exclusive ending. Trust the plan.
Why did they put every fucking racing game right next to each other
are those attack on titan games coop?
Why did they put every racing game at the same time kek
black people can drive cars too!
N
RACING NIGGAS
WE WUZ RACE DRIVERS AND SHIET
DING DING DING DING
>niggers
>black female driverslol
>some people are meant to be outlawsWhoa that's racist
>some people are meant to be outlawsjust because he's black?
>black + ugly white womanthanks game
>some people are meant to be outlawsIsn't that racist???
>Some people are meant to be outlaws>Camera pans to a black guyWhat did they mean by this?
>white woman tellin a black man that some people are meant to be outlawsoh sweet baby jesus
>"Some people are meant to be outlaws">Video cuts to black guywhat did they mean by this?
nice, it's NSFU3
>>740344993You would play a game where you marry a giant African harpooner and sleep in his bed while he fucks your shitty whaler ass with his black dick and calls you "wife"? Are you for fucking real right now, you fucking faggot?
Teen Takeover coming Summer 2027
shan't be playing
>>740345515>What did they mean by this?niggas
>soulslike to racing game to racing game to souls like to racing game to soulslike to racing game to soulslike to racing game to soulslike to racing game to racing game to soulslike to racing game
>>740345546>>white woman tellin a black man that some people are meant to be outlaws>oh sweet baby jesusoh sweet baby inc
>i'm not going to jailYes you are LMAO
>black people talking about jailkek
My fatigue has fatigue etc etc
>>740345696truly these are the halcyon days of gaming
>>740345696there's been what, one soulslike? seek help
>>740345581seek mental health help immediately
oh my god just show Sea Of Remnants
>slow version of pop songWhy are they still doing this shit.
delicious medieval RTS slop
>>740345767uggo fuck
FF7 Remake part 3 is the last thing getting announced huh?
where are the black people
>>740345842modern music is shit
Looks more like bladestorm than total war or mtbInteresting though, I'll keep an eye on it
wow that was a shit version of don't fear the reaper
Medieval game looks sick.
>>740345835You haven't read Moby Dick you fucking liar.
What the fuck is this
netease should be banned from making video games
CONCORD 4?FUCKING FINALLYYYYYYYYYYY1
>>740345952No, it'll be Crazy Taxi
They really frontloaded this bitch huh? Once they started this show with Resident Evil nothing could live up to expectations.
We're all gay now
oof that's cringe time to mute
not like thiiiiiis
where's the game part of this "game"?
Wow Fromsoft really changed up the artstyle for The Duskbloods
nice music vid, where gameplay
>>740345083Godzilla means the world to me and Evangelion rarely ever appears in non gacha games
>>740344662>>740344662>>740344662>>740344662>>740344662
That was some Hazbin Hotel tier shit
that is one ugly chun li
>>740346426we're already here dummy>>740344502
>Capcom figures>random rapper licensesGaming is hella back
Why do thirdies seethe about America so much?
>not-fugbased palworld
