>>740340220
I WANT TO SNEED A GAME

The scary thing is Jigsaw never committed a crime. He's completely innocent.

>>740340220
>sneed or feed
>make your choice

>>740340220
>>740340798
NOW EVERYBODY FROM THE NYPD
DROP YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BADGES CAUSE I AM WALKING FREE
NOW EVERYBODY FROM THE NYPD
DROP YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BADGES LOOK LOOK
NOW WHILE HE’S A COP
NOTICE THAT THIS MAN DOES NOT KNOW ANY LAW
THAT UNIFORM’S GOT YOU GASSED UP
NOW, WHO'S AFRAID OF THE BIG BAD COP?
ONE, TWO, THREE, AND TO THE FOUR
ONE CHARGE, TWO CHARGES, THREE CHARGES, FOUR
FOUR CHARGES, THREE CHARGES, TWO CHARGES, ONE
YOUR CHARGES, HIS CHARGES, NO CHARGES, NONE
THIS GUY AIN'T NO MOTHERFUCKING PD
I KNOW EVERYTHING HE'S 'BOUT TO CHARGE AGAINST ME
MY HAIR’S WHITE, I WEAR A HOODED ROBE
WELL CHICKS DIG AN OLD MAN WHO’S A GOTH
MY BOY HOFFMAN IS A HOTHEAD COP
I DO GOT A BLONDE FRIEND LARRY GORDON, MY BRO
WHO CUTS HIMSELF IN HIS LEG WITH HIS OWN SAW
MY BRAIN IS ALL SCREWED UP BY A CANCER LUMP
AND IT FALLS PIECE BY PIECE
I'M STILL STANDING HERE SCREAMING, "FUCK THE POLICE!"
DON'T EVER TRY TO ARREST ME, DUDE
YOU DON'T KNOW HALF THE LAWS I'VE READ THROUGH
BUT I KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT YOU
YOU ARE A CROOKED COP, NOW THAT'S A REAL CRIME YO
WHAT'S THE MATTER, DAWG? YOU EMBARRASSED?
THIS GUY'S A COPPER? HE LIKES TO PLANT EVIDENCE
AND COPPY LIKES TO CRASH WITHOUT A SEARCH WARRANT
AND GETS UPSET IF IN RETURN GETS HALF HIS FACE BLOWN OUT
THIS GUY WILL NOT PRESS CHARGES, HE'S BOOKED
'CAUSE AIN'T NO SUCH THINGS AS LEGAL CROOKS
HE'S SCARED TO DEATH, HE'S SCARED TO LOOK
AT THE INTERNAL AFFAIRS REPORT; FUCK FIVE-0!
FUCK THIS SHIT, MY NAME IS JOHN KRAMER
AND FUCK THIS FUCKING COURT, FUCK THE COPS, FUCK THE BAILERS
FUCK EVERYBODY! FUCK THE LAW IF YOU JAIL ME!
I SURVIVED MY OWN DELIBERATE CAR CRASH, I SAY IT PROUDLY
AND FUCK THIS TRIAL, I DON'T WANNA WIN, I'M OUTTIE
HERE, TELL THESE PEOPLE SOME LAW THEY ALL KNOW EXCEPT ME

>>740340798
>"But officer, I didnt make the kids eat the razor blades that were in the apples"

Yeah, nah, fuck off

>>740340220
we really are back in the late 2000's

>>740340798
Yeah I once talked about him with the the attorney general and he said they couldn't convict him at all. Scary.

>>740340798
He literally committed attempted murder by slicing the detective's throat in the first movie. Fortunately for him, there were no witnesses.

>>740340798
Yup. Any lawyer worth their salt would have him walk.

>stalking
>recklessly causes another person to reasonably fear for his/her physical safety by willfully and repeatedly following or lying in wait for such other person
He never did no such thing. The “victims” never felt any fear for their safety, they never knew they were being stalked.

>harassment
>Harassment becomes unlawful where 1) enduring the offensive conduct becomes a condition of continued employment, or 2) the conduct is severe or pervasive enough to create a work environment that a reasonable person would consider intimidating, hostile, or abusive
This is not a workplace, irrelevant.

>threat to commit crime
He never committed any crime, therefore nothing he “threatened” was a crime.

>breaking and entering
>trespassing
These charges would never stick, you could never prove it. He’s innocent.

>kidnapping
Jigsaw never kidnapped anyone.
>possession of a controlled substance
Prove he didn’t have a permit or license to own those substances. You can’t.
>unlicensed practice of medicine
Prove he doesn’t have a medical license. You can’t.
>improper disposal of hazardous waste
He never disposed of any of the hazardous waste himself.

>grand larceny
>The most severe degree of larceny involves the theft of property worth $10,000 or more
Jigsaw never stole any property worth over 10,000 or more. Ridiculous.

The only trouble jigsaw could get in is operating without informed consent from his patients if his patients decided to sue him, however none ever did. And even if they did at most he would just lose his license to practice medicine, he’d never be arrested, charged with anything, or sent to prison

>>740342906
>he sliced a zogbot
Ohh no anyway

I recently binge watched the whole saga. These movies are so retarded.

>>740340220
looked scary and weirdly high quality and then they suddenly revealed the gameplay and that it was going to be multinig slop

>>740342906
Unironically self defence. The cops were trespassing without a warrant.

>>740340220
How many fucking games did Jiggy do? He must of had 10 games going at the same time.

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>live service slop
What cunt used the monkey paw?

>>740348982
They have done this live service multiplayer dogshit with so many horror franchises, I don't get it.....

>Friday the 13
>Halloween the Game
>Puppet Master The Game
>The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
>Evil Dead the Game
>Predator Hunting Grounds
>Killer Klowns from outer Space the Game

>>740350764
This doesn't even look like it was originally a Saw game. I would wager this was some original IP asymmetrical horror slop, but when Jason Blum acquired the Saw license he had them slap the Saw brand on this for marketability.

>>740341191
I use that excuse every halloween without fail

>>740340798
Abducting people and putting them in death traps isn't a crime?

>>740340798
>We hereby find the defendant, GUILTY of being in shitty movies!

>>740340220
Is that eminem?

>>740340220
>this is Slim Shady now, feeling old yet?

>>740340220
>filename
lol

>>740340220
>60 year old that looks 16

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>>740341047
Kek. I'm glad my pasta is still being reposted.