ITT we design the worst game
>>740340529Anthony Burch is the head-writer
Anime art style.
Co op
>>740340529Procedurally generated**Off of a limited selection of 5 pre-designed rooms and 4 arenas
>>740340529JRPG with long battle start and end cutscenes, unskippable.Attack animations that are several seconds long, also unskippable.Branching paths with loot that you can't return to if you pick incorrectly, the paths are also randomized every time you reload so there's a chance you get the wrong path several times.Enemies that lower your stats permanently, no way to get them back. Possibility of getting softlocked.
>>740340529Developed by 3DO
>>740340529Soundtrack done by unknown person by the name of "Lilith Goddelhofferson" with a pirated copy of FL Studio 6
>>740340529Nah, too many people are getting paid right now to do that for me to waste my time doing it for free.
>Always online, can't play offline>You have to login occasionally, otherwise your game progress will reset to zero
>huge open world that's just the same small area spammed on repeat>limited time per day to get things done, and you have more you need to do than you have time to do it in>no matter what you do, win or lose, you get the exact same single screen of text ending followed by an unskippable hour long ending credit roll that plays the same 20 second audio loop on repeat for the entire credit roll
Regular encounters with thief type enemies that flee as soon as they steal something from your inventory. This includes includes unique loot and key items.
It install by default on your desktop, no you can't change this.
>>740340529Pay to win idle game.Is that not most mobile slop?
Your inventory only has space for 30 items.There are three different denominations of currency, and each one occupies a different inventory slot.Mission objectives will frequently give you an important quest item that must be held until you finish the quest, which also takes up an inventory slot. You cannot "drop" items, only "throw them away" or "use" them. Buying things in this game requires exact change in the correct currency type, and you have to manually select which currency to use in your inventory. The trade window also has a separate button for "give money" and "take goods" and if you forget to press both you can potentially close the window without receiving your goods, or without paying. In the case of the latter, you're outlawed from the settlement until you pay a fine equal to the value of the stolen goods, plus the goods are confiscated if you still have them. If not, you're charged double.Equipment occupies inventory slots even while in use. It also has durability and can't be repaired.There is crafting, but you can't craft anything actually useful, like healing items or ammunition for your ranged weapons, only weapons and armor which are always below your current level and useless to you. They also sell for less money than the materials used to make them.All healing items heal for a fixed amount that scale in increments of 5 hp. This means there are dozens of variants of healing items that vary in quality, and they are not organized in any logical way in a merchant's shop.There will be a boss where you are forced to take an NPC along to fight him, and if the NPC dies you immediately lose the fight. The NPC will suicidally charge the boss at the start of the fight UNLESS you give him a ranged weapon before entering the boss fight. The game doesn't prompt you to do this, and giving NPCs weapons is never mentioned or prompted anywhere before this and you would have no way to know it was even possible, much less carry a spare weapon.
>every time you progress the game becomes easier and more unfun
Reminder: there needs to be a role for Debra Wilson.
The game's base file size is 300GB and each update is 100GB worth of files (Mostly voicelines in other languages).
>>740340529Writers:KojimaNomura
>32bit
there are 100 collectablesyou can only find 99 of them
>>740346149World design:Emil Pagliarulo
The entire script is nothing but references to every meme from 4chan and reddit from the last fifteen years.Progress is tied to getting achievements, and by that I mean unless you get certain cheevos, you can't even progress to the credits.Raytracing and DLSS is mandatory, turning them off with just make the game a slide show with untextured polygons.
>>740340529League of Legends
>>740345985The main character. Written by a committee of 33 year old childless single female nepohires
>>740340529Peer reviewed by Sweet Baby Inc
The difficulty levels are Easy, Normal and Hard. Beating Hard doesn't unlock the extra goodies from Easy and Normal. You have to beat all three to unlock Very Hard difficulty. Beating Very Hard unlocks the Invulnerability cheat.
Online functions require Windows Live
>>740340529Everything has durability. Food rots in a few hours and depletes your health if not immediately eaten. Water somehow gets bad too. Your character gets ravenously hungry and thirsty every hourEverything is time-gatedUnskippable splash screen when you start the gameObligatory auto save, but no manual save slotsForced ray tracing
>>740341406No, it must be a purple haired, fat, lesbian.
>>740348237>No, it must be a purple haired, fat, lesbianformerly known as Anthony Burch.
Only one save slotSettings reset every time you launch the gameEvery menu selection has to play a jingle before you can interact againPrologue is a 30 minute walk forward while stuff happens around you and people explain the most basic things to you
>>740348109>Water somehow gets bad too>somehowhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legionnaires%27_disease#Cause
>>740345823The game auto-saves randomly. It is possible to soft-lock your progress because of the auto-save.Enemies frequently use consumable items and wield enchanted weapons but rarely drop either. The most common loot from fallen enemies is crafting materials and low amounts of currency.NPC dialogue appears on the screen very slowly, in an animated fashion, so you cannot read ahead. Every dialogue contains a "would you like me to repeat that?" option which the "next" button will trigger. You have to manually select the "no thanks" option to end the dialogue. The camera will change perspectives based on what the developer thought would make the scene look better, and this will change your movement controls to correspond to the new viewpoint. You cannot change the viewpoint manually.There are only 4 enemy varieties in the entire game, they just come in different colors and sizes. Difficulty = bigger HP pools and more one-hit kill attacks from bosses. Due to limited budget, bosses have extremely limited animations and most attacks aren't telegraphed.Every merchant has multiple lines of unskippable dialogue before you can trade with them.The map is divided into two main areas separated by an extremely long linear dungeon that is basically a giant sewer level with endless waves of boring enemies that have no worthwhile loot. You are forced to traverse this linear dungeon several times throughout the game.You have a stamina bar for sprinting which is also used for attacking and blocking in combat. Stamina recovers very slowly in combat, so it's better to replenish it with consumables. Stamina-restoring consumables are the rarest type, and most merchants don't sell them.Going into water will kill you if you go too far. The game doesn't warn you about this and it's not about the depth of the water, it's about how far you are from where the dev decided "dry land" is. You can jump barely an inch. The game has platforming segments.
online competitive extraction bass fishing sim
>sprinting uses stamina>stamina bar depletes almost instantly and takes forever to recover>sprinting on an empty stamina bar is slower than walking
>we design the worst gameIts already been made though
>you lock more fun and gimmicks behind a paywall
>if you have anything made by logitech plugged in, the game runs below 10 FPS>half of the sounds come out of the left speaker, the other half come out of the right speaker, and the sound directions will randomly change sides every minute>AI is extremely advanced and engages in such a way as to maximize the wasting of your time and resources>is occasionally fun, just to keep you playing, although every other moment is infuriating>detects the exact moment you are genuinely invested into the game, perhaps out of spite/masochism, then corrupts every drive on your computer without any chance of data retrieval
Saving costs health and money.
>Game installs the fitgirl repack of itself every so often at the worst possible time and burns out your hardware.
Comes preloaded with Denuvo and StarForce for DRM with Vanguard Anti-Cheat that has a 1% chance to brick your computer every time you start it up
>>740345823>Buying things in this game requires exact change in the correct currency type, and you have to manually select which currency to use in your inventory. The trade window also has a separate button for "give money" and "take goods" and if you forget to press both you can potentially close the window without receiving your goods, or without paying. In the case of the latter, you're outlawed from the settlement until you pay a fine equal to the value of the stolen goods, plus the goods are confiscated if you still have them. If not, you're charged double.We can make it even more of a fuck you. Make it some types of currency are outlawed in some settlements and it's not always readily apparent which settlements they are. If you try to use said outlawed currency the vendor will report you to the authories and they'll seize all of that particular currency from you plus they'll fine you the equivalent of that currency in whatever currency they use. In more corrupt settlements they'll just straight up lie about the value of the currency and just insist they need to take all the money you're carrying to cover the fineAlso, shir let's take shit a bit further. Some enemies drop counterfeit money and if you try to pay for goods with counterfeit money you'll be wanted as well. You've got to examine every single bit of currency you pick up to make sure they're legit.
>>740340529paid saves
>>740340529random encounters
here's a bit from this thread
>>740349972Several areas are inaccessible if you don't have the DLC, but there is no way to know this until you try to walk into a zone you don't have access to. If you do this, it will open the game's launcher in a separate window, stealing screen focus in the process. It doesn't add the DLC automatically to your cart, or even tell you which DLC it is. DLC for the game is frequently sold in bundles, with several bundles overlapping in which DLC they have, and each one offering slightly different discounts for their bundles. The bundles also have confusing names that don't tell you much about what they contain.Some DLC are only available in bundles that come with many other DLC that are totally unrelated to it.A new game starts with back to back unskippable cinematic cut scenes that contain uncompressed media using proprietary codecs that have to be installed separately or the cinematics will stutter horribly as they play.Character customization contains only 3 skin tones: brown, dark brown, and light brown, but over 200 hair styles, each uglier than the last, which you are forced to switch through one at a time. You won't even see your character's hair because you'll have a helmet or hat on most of the time, including at the start of the game since you get a hat by default.They only hired 6 voice actors for the whole game, but only some characters are voiced. There's no way to tell which ones will be voiced, some bosses don't have voice lines, while most of the random NPCs in the first settlement are fully voiced.Strange, ill-fitting stock sound effects are used throughout the game, which frequently break immersion and concentration. You acquire an animal companion at some point and are forced to interact with them regularly or they will grow unhappy and leave. This animal companion is the secret to defeating the final boss, but you have no way to know this since it only becomes apparent at the end of the game.
>>740354132I'd still play it.
>right click selects units>left click kills them instantly
>>740354132KINO
>>740354661>shift click to move>clicking without holding shift does nothing
>>740345823>There will be a boss where you are forced to take an NPC along to fight him, and if the NPC dies you immediately lose the fight.Man, this would be so cool if it was done correctly. It'd need to be a certain type of game, like where you could shove the NPC out of the way, juggle them, body block to protect them, etc.
>>740340529>the writing and character design of a american studio>the graphics of a japanese game>the gameplay of an eastern european game
>>740355069Isn't that the Earthbound final boss?
>>740340529QoL updates and mechanics to allow players to express their skill expression.
>>740353698Also add some beaucratic bullshit to the counterfeit money mechanic. Basically if you get caught while wanted for trying to use counterfeit money the guard who caught you will take all the money you're carrying to verify that you're not carrying any more counterfeits. To get your money back you have to travel to a specific town or city after a certain amount of time passes. When you get there, there's a chance that you'll just be told that it turned out all the money you were carrying was fake so they had to destroy it all (even if it's not). Also if that event triggers all the guards in the region will suddenly be carrying much more powerful equipment.
Main character is a tranny and there is a graphic dilation mini game you have to do every 30 min
>>740340529Imagine an always online, pvp extraction shooter with very ugly character models set in a guardians of the galaxy type setting
>>740354476>>DLC for the game is frequently sold in bundles, with several bundles overlapping in which DLC they have, and each one offering slightly different discounts for their bundles. The bundles also have confusing names that don't tell you much about what they contain.Ah, Hitman...
>>740355403lol "better chinese" looks like goatsy
>>740355850Isn't that just Concord?
>>740340529its action combat and your stats dramatically increase as you level, but everything is scaled so the difficulty never changes.
>2nd-person shooter
>>740343367The Forever Winter did this, killing your entire base if you ran out of water and tracking it even when you weren't playing. The devs eventually patched out that part of the mechanic and only made it tick down while playing, due to mass player backlash and people ragequitting the game permanently when they came back after a long break to find their progress wiped
Press C to toggle crouch.
Bonus single player content is grindwalled behind a multiplayer component that will only be active for about a week after the game's release.
>>740354132This is how I imagine gacha games.
>>740340529>Third person multiplayer with tank controls>Protagonist is a gender fluid black woman that's bound to a levitating wheel chair>Her love interest is a morbidly obese vitiligo lesbian>Story is about why God is cruel and why the moral relativism of atheism is better>No guns allowed in the game>Game has an "Autopilot" mode>You can fast travel short distances>100% bloom and motion blur effects>Microtransactions within microtransactions>Obligatory pride shit (Pride merch must be worn to advance the game)>Directed by Neil Druckmann
>>740340529inventory tetris
>>740340529Missable story items that soft lock your playthrough
>>74034052988 here and this scene gave me nightmares as a kid
Let me try:The protagonist is a queer woman of colorThe supporting cast are unlikable circus freaksThe villain is a chud strawman straight white manQuirk chungus millennial writing that bombards you with multiple jokes every minute and none of them landStuttery H1B Unreal Engine 5 codeTrivial, pointless puzzles that get instantly spoiled by companionsTakes more than 100gb on your diskExtremely revolting, truly hideous character designs to please HR ladies, consultancy racket and pump up ESG score.Long, unskippable cutscenes with mind numbing retarded dialogue. In fact most of the "game" is a pseudo-interactive cutscene where you are expected to press a button once every five minutes to proceed to the next stupid dialogueNot veiled-at-all references to Trump and modern day American politics, coupled with the most dimwit redditor takes on complex issuesBonus:Funded by an EU diversity grant, at the expense of taxpayer.
>>740340529Made by Nintendo
