https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdNmVWXuYec
This was very frontloaded.
>ads for fucking figures
>>740344662I Can't Stop Laughing!
GREEN AND PURPLE>GREEN AND PURPLEGREEN AND PURPLE>GREEN AND PURPLE
WE WIZ
womenslop
@NINTENDO @FBI @IDF DO SOMETHING DO SOMETHING DO SOMETHING DO SOMETHING DO SOMETHING
SHOW SOMETHING GOOD AGAIN BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
>>740346746thanks doc
>>740346545Yeah this shit probably would've been A+ if it had been only an hour long and focused on the big guns and now it's just deteriorating into "there was some cool stuff in the first twenty minutes"
>>740346746>Some people call it "Sir, can you open up the trunk"
>riding the palNOOO NINTENDO SAID YOU CAN'T DO THAT
ayo wtfshe just skinned that nigga live
Mobile game ad
> No DD2 even in the add about a Capcom saleIt's over give up DD2: DLC bros
Wait, Palworld was in esrly access this whole time?
NINTENBROS NOOOOOOOOOO PALWORLD WAS SUPPOSED TO DIE
>wiz khalifa and Tupac
holy shit Dispatch was 8 years ago?
>telltalesloppa
[GLASS HIM]
They yassified bigby
Who even makes Wolf among us now?
>>740346545and it was still a 2/10now it's a 1/10
not a single exciting announcement so far
ive never played any of those telltale games, are they as bad as they look?
>editing my low budget indie game's trailer for the SGF>add a crowd reaction/clapping sound at the very beginningthe charges, officer?
>>740347670They’re good.
So what did I miss so far?
Saved.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hNMZWlaPRU
I have Asia fatigue
Focus, E.
Sex?Sex
>that babyface>that voice
Stellar Blade 2.
>third person slow walking through environmentAI-slop coded
>>740348018bad news for you, they are 59% of the world population and still growing
>small japanese woman in skintight clothes: the videogamebased and goty
>QTEyep, chinksloppa
>>740347670I've played TWD first season and the wolf among us, enjoyed both. Good storytelling, if you cate about that.
Dat ass shot tho. Cute little butt.
thank you south korea really cool
>DEI Bladeeugh
>Bare knuckle brawler combatI will buy your game
>>740348340>small woman woman in skintight clothes: the videogame:|>small asian woman in skintight clothes: the videogame:O
Can't wait for the reddit seething over that one
do most of these games even have an audience?? they look like extremely generic slopnormies are scrolling social media all dayautists are playing the same old games over and over again and waiting for a few big releases
Stellar Blade was too coombrained for me but this spinoff looks cool af.
Man, Geoff looks so insecure today. Almost desperate
>early in development Fuck. Stellar Blade took so long to come out from it's initial announcement.
>>740348703>woman woman
Ace attorney never ever
TEKKENBROS NOOOOOOOOOOOO
TEKKENSISSIES ON SUICIDE WATCH
>tekken gets the rapist and SF gets tifalol
>>740348703Please please tell me what western games have small women in skintight clothes and was released in the last 5 years.
>They paid some nigger to scream "WE GOT TIFA" over and overNobody cares about Final Fantasy anymore
I missed it earlier. Did Ueda show a game?
>Tifa in street fighterCompletely a nothing burger compared to Yujiro. Even Kenshiro is more hype than Tifa
Just remembered I still haven't finished FF7 Rebirth
>>740349214en garde
>>740348950>>740349069Who is still a Tekken fan in 2026?
>>740349305Yup and it was kino
>>740349305YesIt looks really cool, but rough as fuck
>final announcementOh thank god it's finally over
>>740349305Yeah, it looked like it runs at 5fps.
FINALLYHIGHGUARD 2
WELCOME........... TO FINAL ANNOUNCEMENTGUARD
FF7 Part 3yawn
ending on final fagtasygrim
Fuck is doom at
THATS IT?!!!
Not a signle game I care about
>Even more Final Fantasy 7 slopReally....?
>final fantaslop is the final reveallol
>ripping off tears of the kingdomdude
>>740349401>en gardeLooks cool but swashbuckling outfit is not the same as skintight bodysuit that reveals every bodyline
>the big final reveal is FF7WHO FUCKING CARESTHIS SHOW SUCKED LMAO
goyming is fucking dedit's the same regurgitated generic garbage over and over againand it doesn't even look good. garbage with cutting edge requirements
it's not red?
>10 minutes leftOne more one last thing?
who the fuck cares about FF
ending on a remake
>revelationmaybe the fans will finally realize final fantasy sucks ass
>>740350171i can see what you are, nintenigger
Only game I want to play is wolf among us and the xcom Star Wars slop
>>740350174I meanwhat did you expect, really? Was there anything good last year? or the year before that?Why do you still have hope?
Japslop fatigue
>>740350203Nah just waffle about ff7.
>sonysisters lost another exclusive
>>740350447bro your shit game is also on switch 2
ONE LAST REVEALBURNOUT REMASTERS COMING NEXT MONTH
>>740350203Ten minutes of FFVII, wowee!
RET'S DO IT
where's Duskbloods?
>ten minutes of FF7 garbage
DID YOU RIKE IT?
>wasting the final minutes on this paid showcaselel
>final fantasyI closed the tab
You just know she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose
Maybe Xbox will have video games?
Everyone looks so nervous and awkward. What the fuck is going on
grim
Damn Rebirth really flopped huh
This is technically better than Highguard...right?
Wtf, the show is over and I'm not even wasted yet. What a failure of a night.
>>740351339Highguard devs didn't yap for 15 minutes
>>740351196sexo
final fantasy is so goofy
Why is this shit 3 games?Is this the longest milking to ever happen to a videogame remake?
omg the Vincent valentine!?!? I will now preorder this game
1. Alien Isolation 22. Stellar Blade 2 (surprisingly)3. Code Veronicaand at a distant 4th4. MHWilds expansion everything else sucked especially the 500 identical asian sword man games
I like the remake games and look forward to the third one
I get mixed feelings with the new VF, they are trying to make a "mature" story with some swearing added and it feels so out of place, then there's that awful music.
>>740351495SquareEnix is bankrupt and they have to milk 35 plus year old faggots who will never grow up.
The true true final reveal is coming...right?
This Vincent fella is cool, i admit.
>>740351248Audience might look completely disinterested.
I'm voice acting!!
Uncslop: the show
You know they're going to change the ending right?
>>740351754Skyrim 2
>>740351661>Resident Evil>MonHunYeah, you are clearly a normalfaggot negroid.
>dresspheresKinda neat
>>740351750> they have to milk 20 something year old e-whoresfixed
SLAP FIGHT
I just don't give a fuck about FF7.
I fucking loved Remake and Rebirth. 200% stoked for Revelation.
>>740351754
>>740352073based
Guys stop hating. This is a remake of one of the best and most iconic rpgs of all time.
>>740352000Nobody under the age of 30 knows what Final Fantasy is.
>>740351992Did you know FFX takes place in the same universe aa VII but on a distant planet?
>>740351978keep pretending to get excited for blood katana kaisen: revelations, nigger
fucking enough
>>740352167source?
can you wrap it up holy shit noone cares
>>740352191I was excited for exactly zero games shown today.
>it keeps happening!
>10 FF7 trailers
They're remaking FF7?!?!
why is final fantasy getting THIS much attention? like, all you had to say was "yep, more final fantasy," you don't need to convince nerds to buy it
Jesus christ what a disaster if Xbox can keep it under an hour and just pack that shit with real games they can actually win this year's not-E3.
Final fantasy was always western slop dragon quest is better
>>740352260Shinra's ancestor came to Spira on a rocket.
Half Life 3 does not exist
>>740352425SquareEnix doesnt have any other supporters.
Guys where can I preorder FF7R3???
>>740352528kek whatts this from?
>>740352425>you don't need to convince nerds to buy itGiven how poorly the recent Final Fantasy games have sold they absolutely do need to convince nerds to buy them. Even bringing out Matthew Mercer fresh off a bunch of new Critical Role shit to shill the game was a calculated move.
Sonybros... our showcase... mogged...
>>740352425It's about what it used to be, not what it is now
that's it?
>>740352689The Geoffies a couple of years ago
That was so bad.
ok guys, rate it. how was Summer Games Fest?
>>740352528>Please Wrap It Up>>740352689https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/please-wrap-it-up
that sure was a game show
>>740352887Shit
>>740344662unironically the control trailer sold me the game
The same games announced every year.
>Even filled with Switch 2 ads>No Switch 2 games announced Cool
>>740352887terrible
>>7403528879/10
>>740352887It had GundamMH, it was okay.
>>7403528878/10 start3/10 middle2/10 end
Somehow Xbox is going to be the best show purely from third parties.
>>740352887Nothing/10
>>7403528873/10A few good games, too much filler with the online games and other revelations left me with a sour taste (VF). Legit I liked the Among Us game.
>>7403528876/10. It started out really strong, kinda petered out. Still better than usual.
>>7403528877/10, way better than the sony showcase but it was missing a final punch
>>740352887I unironically liked the SoP games more
>>740352887First 10-20 minutes 8/10Rest of the show 3/10 only just marginally better than the State of Play
>>740352887Evie was cuteI could have skipped the rest.
every year, Tim Schafer evolves into Jack Black a little more
>>740344662More like summer WEEB fest. What a joke lol
>>740352887I was only interested in that Gundam Rogue and Stellar Blade Blood Rain.I really liked that gratuitous buttshot.
Let the indie slop flow
>>740352887The middle dragged but it was great
this game looks fun
This looks nice
>>740352887should've saved RE veronica for last/10
>>740352150https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kzy4OvPSjcM&
best fucking trailer of the showhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25BPFtVFGE4
this looks a bit antisemitic
>>740350447>big final reveal is THREE FUCKING TRAILERS for something everyone already knew existedW H OHOC A R E SARES
I kinda zoned out after the first 30 minutes.Every game started to look the same
This wasn't incredible, but it was significantly better than the State of Play. The new Stellar Blade looks really cool, even though I don't find the first one appealing at all. I don't know if that's a sign that it may not appeal as much to fans of the first or not, but I like the look of it in any case.I really don't understand why both this and the State of Play felt the need to spend ages on one single game for such a long time though. God of War and FF7 are popular enough that they're fitting for the final announcement, but that doesn't mean you have to dwell on it so long.
>>740354208They literally spent like half as much time on FF7 compared to God of War
>>740353916I'm actually interested in this but I don't trust Remedy to make a good character action game.
>>740354208>I really don't understand why both this and the State of Play felt the need to spend ages on one single game for such a long time thoughbecause Sony has nothing else
>>740354365Which is still too long, it just speaks to how egregious the time spent on God of War was that it was still double that overlong FF7 showing despite the State of Play itself being half as long.
When is microshits stuff
>>740354741Sunday, 10AM PST
>>740354383honestly the visual and music have been top notch so far, i can stomach shit gameplay if the rest of the game is going to be like that
>SGF7/10>Sony showcase0/10
These games are actually pretty cool
>>740352887Only Virtua Fighter was hype.
A bit grim if I have to mute or hide the video, why are european game devs like this?
>>7403528871/102 points for Sonic, -1 point for the Sonic content just being crossover DLC.Women-led Cozyslop still mogs and won.
>>740354878But not really
Heres your indie dev bros
>>740355567nah, really. only a /v/ranny would be offended by these games
Nintendo is about to save video games (again)
Is that the coinslot man
>>740352887Uhhh well I liked the star wars xcom and horror twin stick shooter and the mount and blade clone and sonic piko park>every game is just [franchise + series] Grim. 7/10
>>740352887geoff delivered this year. compared to the woke snoy snoozefest with ugly people running the show, this was a 10/10 showcase. I will buy 10 copies of stellar blade 2 btw.
>threads of fateI was going to complain about the naming conflict, but today I learned that the game is called Dewprism in nipponland.
>day of the devs is already better than the entirety of the main showThat's fucking pathetic. Keighley really only peddles the most lame shit.
>>740352887Only Stellar Blade 2 was interesting
>>740357442This is usually the case, even if Day of the Devs sucks ass.
I have friendslop fatigue
>>740357442I like that its not just a vague trailer or announcement, each game has a deep dive and discussion and interview. So we learn about the game.
>>740358221Get on the discord server lad then you’ll have plenty of friends to play with :)
I kind of want to play this game
>>740358786I don't want friends and even if I did discordniggers would be my last choice
Why do the french make such abhorrent pretentious media?
>>740352887I blanked out all the shit bits so 9/10. I don't remember the last time i watched a show with that much cool shit in it, not since real e3 for sure.
>>740359503Something to do with a bald man
>>740359740the only thing missing was a new fromsoft game. kojima was also absent, but I assume he will present that new horror game during xbox show.
Looks like a sonic kart mod
>dude we have to avoid GTA, release every game in the known universe in september/october or spring 2027this is gonna backfire so hard especially any of the AA games that are doing it
>>740360665Ive been depressed about the state of the industry since like 2015 and this is the first year it feels like we're getting back in track, funny it happens just after the industry starts collapsing and we undergo mass layoffs.
>>740355606Imagine working with this
Best thing about the show was the hot announcer lady
>>740362442It's not at all funny, it's an obvious byproduct of all the cancer getting laid off.
>stellar blade fags spamming the catalog>again
>>740364163The second game actually looks good, unlike the first one, so I'll give them a pass this time.
>>740364163yeah
>>740347670I enjoyed the first season of TWD and wolf among us, after that the illusion of choice and tropey tv stings got old fast.
>>740364272it did look more interesting, i had no desire to play the first one until now
that's it? there's nothing I want to playoh well
anyone see that the witch game has blacked within the first 30 mins? french people are so funny
>>7403528876/10 for Revelation and Veronica. Better than the last 3 years easily.
>25 stellar blade threads in the catalog
>>740368740Jeets are working overtime for their curry. Gotta work those X reaction mills
I know theres no way I'll get a response to this but does anyone remember a demo from the last fest made on cryengine where you're in some dark underground facility and there was a moment with you riding the train while mysic plays?
Only thing that I was excited for was the Cuphead announcement
+++RE Veronica+++Cuphead 2+++Control 2++Stellar blade 2Overall pretty solid in terms of giving me what I want. 8.2/10.
>>740362442You didn’t like 2017-2020?
Not a single interesting title. Impressive.
Ball&Shoot players thrivingJump&Parryslop enjoyers rejoicingStoryfags get their walking sims in drovesMe? I'm just asking, begging for a crumb of attention for strategies and all I get is temu X-Com...ZERO RTS games...Gaming is fully consolized
>>740371964Strategize getting a life
>>740344662missed the event cause i was out with friendswas it good? was there a sticky?only thing I saw was that Guild Wars is fucking DEAD
>>740352887Started strong but could have been better. I think it needed one more heavy hitter in the middle to make it work. I like that they kept the pacing tight until the end when they went all Final Fantasy.
>>740373125Read the thread, you smelly faggot
>>740373125>was it good?It was alright>was there a sticky?Yeah>only thing I saw was that Guild Wars is fucking DEADThey literally announced GW3 tho
>>740373354cba to be h
>>740373370>They literally announced GW3 thoyeah thats what i said
>>740371964Fire emblem fortunes weave soon
