First Look at Cortana in Halo 1 remake
>>740366583looks like a tranny
aesthetics aside, what the fuck was the point of cortana in halo. she's the entire plot of reach. she's in three games as this ai that knows everything about human history. she never does anything but small talk, trade quips with chief and tell you where to go. she never really does anything brilliant or serve some greater purpose
She looks neanderthal.
>>740366583>ugly and flat "realism" againno thanks
>>740367119she stops master chief from activating halo in 1 lil bro
damn that looks badwtf
>>740366583halo always was garbage btw
>>740367285only because chief was too stupid to stop for two seconds and ask guilty spark what the thing does
>>740367119she serves as the exposition device to explain the halo array to the monkey in the green suit (also you)
I want a Niven tier Ringworld game full of wacky strange shit to explore and find. Halo is fucking BORING.
>>740366583jaysus, is that bulldozer of a chin chiefs new melee weapon?
who the fuck is this
>>740369919Steve Harvey
>>740366583Not my Cortana.Every single time they redesign her I can only continue to wish they kept with the tomboyish look of CE Cortana.
>>740366583Jerma?
>>740366583doesn't look anything like CE cortana, also mannish >>740369919looks older and fatter than in h2r
>>740370329I hate the gradual bimbofication of Cortana. Give me back my cute purple tomboy AI waifu.
740366583>aesthetics aside, what the fuck was the point of cortana in halo. she's the entire plot of reach. she's in three games as this ai that knows everything about human history. she never does anything but small talk, trade quips with chief and tell you where to go. she never really does anything brilliant or serve some greater purposeShe just makes Master Chief better at his job than he already is. Thinking everything needs some grand purpose and for every character to be super special is why 343 games are as bad as they are.
>>740369919how do they keep making the marine armour worse?
343 used to lie in its marketing to sell you games.Now they just look at you like this.
>>740367119she's a worse Durandal in every way
>>740367119She can hack into literally anything. Did you actually pay attention?
>>740366583She looks so “average white girl”Cortana in Combat Evolved was literally modeled after a statue of the Ancient Egyptian Queen Nefertiti…and they gave you this instead.
I prefer the original Cortana. She's got this "feistiness" about her.
>>740366583If booba and azz im in
>>740366672FpbpFuck western devs
...she monke
>>740377709why do juden hate pixie cuts
>>740367119she's your wife
>>740367119It says a lot that you're somehow too dumb to follow the plot and character writing of Halo.
how HOW CAN THEY KEEP FUCKING UP MY GAME LIKE THIS
>>740366583How do you go from this....
>>740378969....to THIS!?
>>740367119She's literally the love interest you dumb retard
>>740369919>>740369996holy fuck lol
>no purple womanWhy do they keep fucking thing up
>>740377547>average white girlAnon, what "average" white girls have you been looking at? She has a man face in OP's.
>>740367119>saves the chief in Halo 1>saves the chief and sacrifices herself in Halo 2>saves the chief in Halo 3 using the index from Halo 1Hmmmmmmmm
>imagine being
>>740366583She looks fine. Nobody will admit it, but Cortana looks ugly in every game except 4
>>740366583>>740369919>made Cortana implicitly ugly>made Avery Johnson look inoffensive and lameIt takes some real effort to do this, its not incompetence. It feels spiteful, deliberately spiteful.
>>740369919dude so black you can barely see the 'stache, that's the real travesty
>>740379929Average is average, not that you would know.
>>740369996woah...
>>740374840Lmaoing at CortroonaEven the Halo 5 model was better, fuck
>>740382410She looks like a fucking man.
>>740366583God damn it that this ugly
Why isn’t she wearing clothes
>>740366583>KarentanaShe looks like she wants to talk to the manager.
Say what you want about 343 but wtf happened
>>740366583Remakes should be banned. 4 was good. Continue from there.
>>740366583That is genuinely a man
>>740366583a this point it feels like they are doing it on purpose, like actually going out of their way to make a mockery out female characters gamers deemed coom worthy.
>>740387775slowpoke.jpeg
>>740387775Do you have any evidence of this claim?
>>740369919Really trying to imagine Johnsons voice coming out of this man and I can't do it.
>>740366583Why isn't she fucking purple?????
>>740369919I like him. Might be the only Johnson aside from the original Halo 2 that looks like his voice
